#al-general
1 messages · Page 898 of 1
Over 1.55k dock space I'm fucking dead
Youre fucking rich
YOUVE EVEN BOUGHT SKINS
I Play al ON Beta 
you started playing al
Wait Essex has retro fite
When it was BETA TESTING?!?!?!?
and meta

Ist this worth
It works but not as good as the ships currently released
Like Lexington 2
even u dont have the lemon book, still worth cuz more raw stats
Works better if paired
Lexi 2
Fuck have not 1 year Play
lucky bag gave me hindenburg
shes def within 1 year
How do you have william d porter
magic
must build more
UR is guaranteed
what the foch
don't even need to see all the hidden stuff, I've asked for an implacable l2d for years so I am getting it
yeah just get it
It's better than nothing
Fucking loved this outfit
indy-chan kawaiiiiii

boobland
the entire game takes place after her sinking 
reminder, indy-chan is officially stacked
feet
your mom sinking
she can swim

yay inheritance
i sleep now
is that how pengos slep?
yeah i know this AL comic and its more unhidged and more serious and dark
tummy
boobs
this just in, AL writers won't do dumb shit that they know the players don't want just to be edgy
yo mama so fat when she sunk in the ocean she created a tsunami
This is the actual bust size of her in the maid skin if she didn't lay down on her back
Peak tier deception
but laying on her back is her best angle
Yeah but they looked smaller to many
to people who don't understand boobs
Surprise Gouden Leeuw
wonder what the starter sub has to say abt ts
Can I ask a question about this server?
What is the main purpose of this server?

Gooning
Thanks for the pats 
one would think the name of the server would tell you what its purpose is
They aren’t smart enough for that Robert

with a username like that, I imagine they aren't
To enjoy art and share it
For people who play the game Azur Lane to gather
Oh
I like how he's surprised by the answer, as if its scientific
I dont think you're gonna be contributing much
Uh oh
Dont bring your politics here
here we go again
Nope and also why this game encouraging nudity?
just think of it as instestine
joining a server without knowing....
Erm

Oh boy
If you're not going to change your nickname
I will take it as intent to breach our no politics rule
hold him, someone else take pictures
no extreme voilence
Idk it's my official name and freaking friend sent link of this server
why the hell would your friend link to an official game server that you are not even playing? at this point you are being trolled by them
Then do yourself a favour and leave this server
Also stop accepting invites to servers you dont know anything about
No fucking way
I forgot there a russian event
lmaoo
and it's my favourite ship from Wows too
Or I will forcibly eject you from the server
Ender ban him for trolling
Hurry up
Get it before it’s to late

I needed 175 to get moskva
no such thing as bad luck if I have 600+ cubes

Idk fr
I started off with something like that for once
we're about to witness an execution
and now i ran out of coins
But then there a lot of new shipgirls you like

it happens
You clearly dont want to be here, so leave.
Had to reach hard pity once on an older banner
SUS
Yes
Um
No.
i mean...
she wants to be lewded
its still within rules
i closed my eyes for 10s

sorry buddy
oh not this convo again
that art is against the rules
Is it?
its just INCHES at it
Whereas it's not taken from the game at all
Ive posted it before and theres been no issue /shrug
So ender delete it
Because then admins didn't notice it
Doesn't mean it's not wrong
What was wrong about it?
Im about to post prawn
Anchorage being lewded
Moments from flashing us all
Thank you ender
From my understanding theres no rules against that
i dont even like the guy
HOLY FUCK
Is it me or does Implacable and Brest's outfits look somewhat similar
Because I managed to confuse the two somehow...
Why the heck ship have a very tight sail
Better than arguing
convenient censoring of a nude character is what he's citing
I guess
Ye thats what I got warned for
oh cool you got warned too
But theres nothing against lewding Anchorage in the rules unless ive gone blind
You people get warned?
Well "lewding"
Sometime i don't understand this game?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HBKNZS6bIAAYchg.jpg
Mjolk
wdym this is fucking peak
In what universe
Brother it's common sense not to give any sexual remarks in a public space
Man gets warned by mod and gets offended
as long its not too specific or too sexual
The game news not a news it a good demn art for azurlane
lmao

I got warned for using the word "goon"
Im saying this guy has no idea what he's talking about
Hmmm Cleve I love
Im fine with them image being removed, its fair whatevrr
Again, it's heavily depends on the context of yall using the term "goon" or "lewd"
My friend I told him to send me not anti Islamic server Astagfirullah. May Allah give you guys hidaya I am out of this server and before doing anything just think is it right or wrong
But the reason given by that guy is wrong
Pat all shipgfus and crack tb
Chotto matte
Nobody listening to you bro
Yeah this is the least islamic server bro
He already left
ba'al bless bro
Hold on
2 of the holy trio 😛
I am on cooldown
More anchorage
very halal here 
mhm...
white burkha
Now your gonna get kissed by me
mmm snack

Open AL
AL is Quran pilled
Whaa i can see it
AL MENA client when
Is she childish or a 10yo with tits
nikke already has one
Childish
Make AL orthodox filled
more like sleep drunk 😮
...we got questionable nuns
Yeah
Even though it would be censored as fuck it would still generate enough revenue for azur lane to not spend it all on azur promilia
WHAT
I remember that in orthodoxy married women can become nuns 
"I'm the queen of the wooooorld!!!"
the word is implacable 😛
buddhist nun in AL when
Just that they cant have sex no more
Bald
Pur 100 C° boiling hot water on thigh, doesn't even feel it
@pastel oracle boy implacable yap is happening summon now
Nikke
no segs?
It actually same with destroyer.. you pour 100 molten steel into an engine of V8
Lots of impla time 
V8 engine?
Mustang?

18 stroke
people be summoning infernal like mahoraga
Nah ship didn't use car engine
wish i was infernal with her but everytime i take her on a spin all my planes get chewed up by antiair 😢
release what now?!
soyunano
yes
In disguise
Ship doesn’t rev?
Your wife can become a nun but you wont be able to crack her no more
Now where is
I crack sodak sometimes
so she can become hot af and i can't segs
Bruh
Going to need my thinking hat to decipher this one

WHY
Warn this guy
Of all fucking things
Nguyen detected
Do ship moan?
Its a BA one too
Yes
Yes
I did opsi for like 9 hours straight
Mod detector is going off

Idiota
get out
Omg
NOT AGAIN
Stop you're gonna make a mess 
LMAO
@next crescentHi. Dont post such reaction gifs. Those go against server rules for NSFW acts.
When people say "yes"
Ender can I get your autograph
no
It's just touching its tail

I stole his pen


Why not
Implications implications
I can sell it on eBay and make millions
We all know what it was implicating
Theres a weird phenomenon of covered women being hotter than those with bikinis
Especially very clothed thick ones
please you're only insulting your own intelligence if you think people are that dumb
Even you

Why tf do you care so much about a discord mod autograph
He will scalp it
you need Ronaldo autograph for actual sales value
cover a woman with another woman
Nep nep
Im afraid your brain is already scalped
sesbian lex
Why there is no submarine unit in AL
Why tf are you breathing
Eugen aint that tall
is eugen that tall?
Sources said shes 166cm
i don't remember her being that tall
Youre short
I'm 175cm 
that artist draws all women that tall
And Cleveland’s height
smol
TIL 170.5 cm is short

so the pictore is a spot on reference 
New jersey is tall

Queen Elizabeth is short
Theres
where the baddies at
I was 175cm... 22 years ago
🪞
Shes like 140cm
What the definition of short to you?
1 inch
wao QE
I cant say my favorite word in here

Women below 160cm
why does the missile bent?
cant she hit an orange ? 😂
140 is below 160.. what are you trying to tell me?
Penits
that's a torpedo
Is it okay to goon to Nagato when she's a loli hag
I guess the missile somehow did a ricochet?
Yes asian measurements
meta
Time to make food
That a real life turpedo

the armpit again...it's March already
Yes
don't need a march 7th to matches Feb 7th incident
Small or big tits, big or small ass
As long as she can do housechores and erm, good facial look, then its good

Crack eugen

warship voyager?
How do you even know this kind of ship
German UFOs my fav
The torpedo didnt kill taihou
Her fart did

(although the torpedo was fatal)
They threating turpedo like it some kind modern toy
the bullet didn't kill the victim, it was the bleeding!
bakoom?
daily saratoga art
Israel didnt attack ali, bomb did


Disgusting
thats real queen behavior
death is just a skill issue at living 

Do you know human exhale carbon dioxide.. it effing dirty
Is it just me or murmansk is smaller than i thought
she's omaha sized
oh yeah
no sins allowed
Never blew your tea
Even if it hot
That wakamo btw
It like drinking your own saliva

I don't remember
being buffed
cake for breakfast? Don't mind if I do
Slap murm's ass

inserts sob emoji
Wifey
That’s a lot
Headpat her
You don't headpat a bishmarch
You let her step on you
I aint no massotchiste
I am not some eipstein file as well

I forgot biscuit big
Hi. This sorta thing isnt allowed here. Thanks.
Poor Ender
Biscuit is lovely
But shes quite underrated recently

I guess it was because her design was the common one
Blue eyes, blonde hair, white skin, voluptuous
Oshi no ko without drama

Which one. There were Ilya, Alyesha, Dobryna
oh em gee, got me a thicc moskva
Bro, does anyone know about the hidden move?
So many Bogatyrs
if you wanna post some art, #al-art is the better place
gifs well, you can post them here, but with a lot more restraint
Are you the only one on at this hour?
everyone knows about the lewd nun
Spanish navy shipfus when 
Is it true?
They all busy.
Ich liebe die Phillipinen
Ig
omg, got ozornoy too
I'm done
I dunno much of german
also a few extra krasny

Neither me
Well if we look back at history.. American invent lot of thing for this world
I know english and some french
Kavkaz is a beautiful place. Especially places i live. And near mountainous areas
Dagestan btw

Me english. Turkish. Azeri. Russian. And i think thats all
You're russian?
No azeri
took me 70 builds to get them all 
I really just need moscow
Without US technology we will not be able to land on the moon
The rest can be gotten from farming
I can speak russian tho
Moon landing is fake thou
thank you german scientists in usa 
what on earth does us tech have to do with this convo
Something fell during that moon landing



It hapened fr fr
people are dumb, it happens
Put doubts on everything in life
the US' worst enemy never once said
"US no land on moon"
during that period

people doubting everything these days
when it would have been THE thing to shit on them
the gooberment doesn't want us to know that the moon is actually made of cheese!
can you prove that they landed on the moon
yes
maybe it was mars
wasn't red enough
or jupiter
too solid
lets not talk about flat-earthers 🤣
jupiter doesnt even have shit to land on torva
pretty easy to do actually
still would count
Competition creates progress. Cold war. Ww1. Ww2. All of them brought progress in weaponry. Cold war in nuclear weapon development and mass scale. Plus missles. And moon landing
there's no land on jupiter
So without those progress wouldnt exist
maybe not for you
Its a gas
flat earthers also think their waifu is flat 
NASA faked the moon landing, but they hired Kubrick to do it and he insisted on doing it on location

well, there probably is a rocky or metalic core underneath everything

flat balls 
Kubrick like that guy who made eye wide shut
?
Meanwhile i live on Jupiter
Minecraft balls
so thats what hipperfans are about 😏
come to saturn brother 

Just recently I saw people claiming the world population is much lower than 8 billion
Soon dear

Whats that
another J

U also there?
Imagine travelling to Japan with ur cat. And mistaking cat to neko. And bring back home
these curry flavor chips are interesting
The hell
what do they taste like
Just imagine if moon landing real.. why we cannot do it again
curry I assume
because it's not profitable
A lot of money needed
Um. But they are?
The chinese are doing it iirc
Soon another moon landing
Like seriously, they are literally planning to go back to the moon soon
lol
i cant rmb when
but they are
what if the moon doesnt consent
Untill 2030 for shu
torva what if i dont consent to you being an idiot
Moon distances from us
you cant just park your stuff wherever you want
you'll also mistaken a unicorn with a hors
the moon police will catch you

with pepperoni
But the pizzas Littorio likes is pizza
Yes
Nobody will get the reference, hope so
Why child version of Spee and grown version of Spee arent that different

Cuz i mistaken little spee for grown spee
Because spee is spee

I think tommorow is solar eclipses
oh, now that I have ozornoy, I have all dd fp tech 
Ancient tribes be thinking its doomsday
north sentinel island
Why i didnt get the bullin?
Owh wait it lunar eclipses tommorow
maybe you did and forgot
LMAOO
Not solar
Keyboard laggs cuz 4 ram
Dooms day
I really need broken hero sword
real
No i just claim it and the appear thingy when get ship doesnt appear
when i was a kid i played terraria on my mom's ipad and it genuinely took me months to get one
They got update
and then one day i got a solar eclipse and i got like seven
Like 1.4.5
Is it true u can make a banana a deadly weapon there
this was in 1.2
yea i still play i havent tried 1.4.5 yet tho
Bigger and boulder
im waiting for calamity to update bc thats usually what i play nowadays
I think they already fix calamity
i think so there's a banana boomerang lol
really? peak
Bananarang
ya
Before pre harmode yes
I need more TP!
catburger 


wipe your cake with cake
Real or fake
hit or miss
I could’ve wiped my ass with that
Come on bruh
Cookie
tea

Enterprise said you suck
Ryu u don’t wear deodorant
she said she loves me

Nuh uh

I see the green stench coming off you
Just off your user
Hoo
Man I told you to take more showers

cornholio?
Don't ask and don't care 
nya dood
manjuu flying
doing the groceries with dunk
why have 1 dunky when you can have 2!
33k points later....finally... meta ship has dropped
now only 4 more copies needed

I built the meta ship 
i spend 300 cubes and only got one copy of each rate up ship
my build luck was straight garbage
Gangut Meta dropped for me before I needed to buy her
it happens
like i even had many back-to-back 10-builds that didnt even have an SSR...of any kind
what sort of miserable luck is that
sometimes I just build 10 rares
tripple Kent
and as we don't get new rares in events since 2020...
who was that
why stop at 2
Marble?
worst of all, at least the UR is guaranteed. it was the elite ship yet again that kept avoiding me
rate up is a lie
rarest is now common ship...0 new common ships
maybe? it was so long ago
man doesnt even have the latest nanners skin
fake nanners fan
Who ever told you it's not lied to you
who said I was a fan...
I am the one who corrupts...
gotta have spares when breaking them...
Shinano in latex 
Latex vs KMS...
Bosie > Bois
CASUAL LINGERIE FRANCESCO AS SECRETARY TODAY, LET'S FUCKING GO
So does bois
rake
Does anyone happen have the gif version of the prinz patting emote
I'd like to have it


You are a peak tysm
hi!!!! 
Hru?

you?

It's a Tower defense game and I love they do this cause I Want these characters in the game
Obey your master my beloved
what game?
anime vanguards
I am suffering from detail
how's moskva skin? kinda sad that it isnt l2d
doesn't matter
they'll both be in my bedroom
bnuuy breeeder
ah fuck i don't get to mlb yorktown meta yet 
every time I see Obey your master..metallica starts rolling in my mind
wait why did i buy the opsi data logger when i was going to full clear it anyway 
because its more satisfying that way
I will destroy the world for Richelieu
then im also buying hidenburg l2d skin
idk why yostar didnt make moskva l2d skin
wasted POTENTIAL
i could buy hundreds of skins but nah
richie my love
i waiting for taihou's 69th l2d skin
bro why are you here
ayo
im here to talk about gooner skins
HAHAHAHA
yus
i wish there was strategic search for opsi dailies
didn't expect to see you here @plain rover
You should, its great
it would be better if it's L2D
I like it the way it is personally
i pulled out the goonermax excel sheet and i only saw hidenburg and implacable skin there
disappointed
it is what it is
yes
i was inside the other azur lane server
Oh I just noticed, nero 
huh got other server meh
azur knights community server
Wtf friend zoned
Relationship is also friendship first and foremost 
i just realised i been playing azur lane for 7-8 years

this is mad
I mean
I've been spending on this game
For 7 years
Imagine that money invested into stocks

pm me the invite pls
I cannot find online
God, let me lick her tummy 
God my luck has been awful for Moskva
8 years of you gooning to taihou
that's like not long after the game started
nah man
I started in 2022
I joined right when shinano rerun was gonna end
Taihou is perfection 
Breastnano
Almond Eye > all
Boise. I don't need to elaborate. Just Boise
Bosie
Almond Eye is my pfp
Yeah I assumed
Don't know many horses
Gold ship, fall in love, and one more who does experiments and has a lab coat
Forgot her name
almond eye is goated
taihou scares me
Ah yes that one
Hello everyone! How are you everyone?
It's also fine, I'm going to have a hard week + I'll celebrate my birthday in the hospital where I'm doing my internship :)


good afternoon, morning, or evening
Good night
Chibi Jersey
Tired terribly, that you want something soft?
something more personal
I see
Tennesseean obsessed over boat named after a city on the other side of the US
It's ok, I'm oregonian and I'm obsessed with Oklahoma
Ironic that I liked the Brooklyn class ships before I realized USS Nashville is one of them
I do wish they'd add USS Oregon at some point
Modern USS Oregon is in the same submarine class as planned modern Oklahoma. Interesting
ew shithou
off topic but the Enty hate in art this morning is nuts
like I get it, she’s basically more default than cardboard and the mascot of the game but it’s like come on
I would never hate on the shipgirls, we can hammer on their IRL counterparts but botegirls are botegirls and I just wanna grill damnit
Popularity poll is over. The people hung up over it still really ought to move on already
oh no, that's not how this works at all, people will be complaining about it until the next one ends
1% of Musashi's criticism
People will complain about anything.
enty cute
I got a book on intrepid
honestly. like I get it, Musashi is cool, all of them are cool but the people have spoken
like dawg who hurt you to be this mad at everything
enty hurt me
Looks pretty good
Enty needs 100% proc double dmg and eva
because enty fights for Israel that's why they rigged it or something
🐏 👈 
Please tell me this is a joke and you're not this delusioned
snawg what are you talking about
let me just derail this by saying I did daytime empress of light earlier today
that’s a “say sike right now”
That’s so cool!!!
(I don’t even know what that is)
I beat calamity infernum
bullet hell boss in terraria that oneshots you

it doesn't worth your mentality







I think Littorio likes pizzas