#al-general
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do you get bigger in game?
cow is upper size limit of whats good imo
from what game

worldstar hiphop

840
should be 832 833 with collabs, but without retros on EN
that's not even a fight anymore
head to head? I don’t think you’ll have anything left to even identify you
In the bedroom? you’re not gonna have a pelvis.
"Shikkan the day after thinking Fox mating season would be easy to handle"
only a skeleton at that point
Cowpens going to be working overtime to supply him with nutrients


After that she will start her nightshift to extract those nutrients
battle plans usually don't need to include plans on how to keep the target alive 
"Commander, i need nutrients so I can produce nutrients for you"
It's a never ending cycle!!!!!!
yes
the lion does not concern herself with the state of shikikans pelvis
rest in piss
Lion...please...let me rest!

skk will find out heaven feel
bites your balls
lion in the last entry beg for nine times
SKK writes a journal entry to Azur lane. Saying he fought to the very end.

testicle candy
hi
merry touch day
10 days left before valentine day
Gonna buy some chocolate and flowers for my waifu shrine
fuckaroni and cheese
Mimir
damn it's djmommy
i expected a jumpscare at the end
pizdec
Does anyone know how to contact support team?
well there's #tech-support
Is that their email or website?
the Cow giveth
but the Cow also taketh away
no it should be al.cs@yo-star.com, the hyphen is important
bake them cookies! Lucille.
Maid
I don't want a malfunctioning toilet as my maid
Zeven is my 10th oath
I oathed her today as it is one's birthday today

It is still 4th Feb on Steam right now 
Fucking hell, I can't buy the game I want until it is 5th of Feb
That's a waitress 

first thing i see

GO AWAY KASHINO
neverrrrr!
hold on wheres my glock
meido topic?
why is the glue packing heat?
Kashino big cutie
No
Human handguns wouldn’t do shit

well this does

Hi Pin
“My Glock”
‘Doesn’t say what type of gun’
Hoffen, please
Not a handgun
might scratch the paint
or in this case, the most minor of papercuts


Shoot out the eyes , ask the Germans how easy radar systems are taken out
Hmmm
Yeah, just shoot out the eyes
so i just have to willis ching lee their eyes?
That's just cruel
If you gave me a gun in a room with h man and kashino
Is it possible to create katana which gonna cut everything, even itself?
i would mag dump them both
hoffen?
im not elaborating
What if only 1 bullet?

double collateral
a bit harsh, no
-1hp
i just remembered
the guy im talking about is dead
and kashino isn't real
i would shoot kashino

take your pills bro she is real
if it isnt real, you just gonna waste bullet
Then im shooting kashino
NOOOOOO
she a ship
pat the cow not shoot her
i'd rather waste a bullet than leave the kashino believers think shes alive
even with the current ammo prices
ragebait
"kashino believers" you mean everyone here?
it's need something that purposed for anti ship
The real answer to this conundrum seems to be to shoot yourself.
If the door can’t open if you don’t shoot someone and If one person is dead and the other doesn’t exist.
Seems the only answer is to shoot yourself
Scharnhorst?

Best girl!
2d picture bellievers
Only viable answer

Gooning to men?
Actually crazy
admin being based is crazy
it was the answer for the mustache man
ah yes
Ah yes telling someone to shoot themselves after they talked about killing a shipgirl
Hmmmm
Not talking about killing themselves indeed
Context is king, pin.
he said about shooting yourself
There are a lot of areas

Hair
and you still will live for a while until medical support arrives
Well the reply was extremely unambiguous as in ending in the death of someone else
Don't think that leaves a lot of room for interpretation
L mods L people that support mods

I literally gave the context.
Dude….
If you have a problem then leave
Easy
Talking about a hypothetical unrealistic situation, yet believing Pin is telling someone to off themselves irl is crazy...
Tell ze discord mods, ya
So you talked about shooting and when you got replied you started to tell that its bad?
*ja
Its a hypothetical situation jesus
Move along.
yeah, since he was too much of a coward to die for his wretched ideals
a Star Wars FPS game where you play as Imperial clones in the early years of the galactic empire
Where'd mah shipgirls go
Jesus, I’m glad we didn’t bring up the Trolly Problem, you guys would have an aneurism
the answer is Pin can tell someone to shoot themself and get away with it because mod
meanwhile anyone else does, instant warn
After taking in all this information
it's not that hard
Is that question for chatGPT?
the rise of the empire campaign in the old battlefront 2 gives a small taste of that
Im going to keep pressing the trigger even after the mag is empty
Easy solution, drift it then charge the one who tied them down for murder

no, rather for those vibe coding game apps
Your Mogadoordash order is arriving
Food?
Just look at the boobs
hammannburger with 1 litre of sweat
for some reason this skin turns me off
idk why but it does
Can i have 1 large coke with a large fry and a double cheeseburger
?
Big 
It IS a solution
Maid Boise to clean chat
Can boise clean the stains
peak topic today
A trolley is approaching five people tied to the track. If you switch to another track, one person will die. What do you do? Find out in this collection of minigames. Wishlist The Trolley Solution on Steam now.
#IGN #Gaming
Its not enough. Bring Snake Plisskin with flamethrower from Thing
Do you have an ice cream machine installed
Booba

tf is this chat on we need to enlist essex's usurper too to clean it
I mean I could just purge the last hour of conversation
I want ice cream 

Who?
doro

Men yummy
What if we gave all the destroyers flamethrowers?
Gotcha
Surely this will do
hello boise ||belleau||
Flashbacks to Kow being cute


I keep kashino in level one purgatory
Kow
white archive
Will a flamethrower work on er?
I got stuck earlier today while taking out clothes, lol
Just a coat and panty
damn didnt i stole yours?
look!
A happy meal for commander

happy meal, but with an f
Im decked out in a vest, jacket, shirt, inner shirt, undergarment, pants, socks and shoes
I bet you’re naked under all that clothes, you perv
Where do i put the f
replace the h
Oh dear lord


Yes i am and I'm proud of it
This, is me
I am purple
ourple

The feeling of wet socks
Me if I was 75kg instead of 70
Why she depressed now
I like that feeling
I forgot to change mine
I think I've been using the same socks for three months
To be squished on to my face
I respect you
My feet are hella sweaty
If i had pervs they would die if they smell my feet
I hope people never get this perverted for me
Laffey in the front and Nimi in the back

That wasn't the wind
Give nimi and laffey more love
Laffey love boob
lmao I came here yesterday asking some things and saying I could probably start playing again and even buy skins cuz i have a job now. Now a few hours ago I got told my job will change to hybrid which means ill just quit cuz office is 4 hours away
i love life
Hmm
I live for food
Ts so peak
And to expand the factory
Hateful wife
Whats with that new food obsession ? Did yuu infect you ?
Hm ?
I hate everything
Thats the fisherman
Nimi was made in ww2 right?
Dont hate yourself
Hate others

Captain Birdseye before he had a beard and still called Jackie
Ye
Forgot everything i knew about navies
Yes 1936
I would let him clap
ww2 was made in Nimi
So shes 90 years old?
Yes
z23 Laid down 15 November 1938
Launched 15 December 1939
Commissioned 15 September 1940
Ok new goal to oath nimi
Scuttled, 21 August 1944
Scrapped, 1951
This guy might be stupid
sir this is boat game
I literally make them
Aye aye
whats that on?
NavalArt
My friend plays it too
How much is it ?
does it have any campaign ?
Eat my genis

Soon.
You might want to go to UAD for that right now
Uad kinda stink
got that but prefer RTW3
Unfortunately yes
keep creating conflict to get bigger budget end in a multi front war
Win that multi front war
too many fronts and bad rng
I built too much destroyer and battleship now i in massive debt

I made a really expensive upgraded biscuit
just invade more
but can you really have too many destroyers 
Yes
The answer is yes
i usually start building, new tech comes out so build new ship, everything gets put so far back we using ships that should have been scrapped years ago
British navy:
carriers here i comes
The sun looking weird
Apri 🫡
hi Ryu 
Sup laners 
What's up 
Hey Apri

Tried that
having breakfast -w-
The Germans are too stubborn
hi smol 
this wasn't the shell
Looks good
They won't give me their land
if he fit that were the sun dont shine he wont be walking xD
"but why"
easiest way to remove is just to set it off surely ?
To remove the entire OR?
Sure
Yoo smol 
Genius
Yoo

What's up 
remove the problem entirely, they dude doesnt seem mentally sane if he doing that with a bloody shell xD
Good,just cooking some Indomie,hbu?
Chill and

clear any blockages
Don't make Indomie at 3 am
That's what i did to the skibidi toilet fans
Seems reasonable why not
Skibidi horse
Fortunately,it's 1 am 
Petition to make indomie a breakfast food
Prohibition is an order
Prohib what now?
I ate Indomie everytime I feel like it,don't care if it's for breakfast,launch or dinner

I bet you shower naked, perv
Who hurt you
I do and im proud of it

I don't
Cooking noodles in the middle of the night
I shower with the skin of my lovers
I shower with the blood of my enemy
menudo is organ soup
Period blo
human menudo is human organ soup
. Blo?
Doom slayer did that
The power of Amitabha Buddha compels you
He got me pregnant
Oh ok
did you know Norwegian war ships have bar codes on their sides?
I am Norwegian
Its so when they return to Port, they can scan da navy in
Why not
someone posted this in a chat i am in xD
What if Portugal invaded Sweden
Me!
I flinched like an abused speed when i heard Portugal
Army of "Swedes" (arabs) will attack
Portuguese-inspired food is good
I can't find snacks
Peri-peri chicken
Chicken..?
"No snacks"
Spe chan would like to have a word with their skin
the thighs thicken
Ohh shit
lmao
The pelvis will be broken
Me holding you
Can you put me down 
No.
flies away inconspicuously to not be roasted for food
I don't eat eagles
I need food

touch me
Bro thinks he's mogador💀
Jarvis, murm him
Your Mogadoordash order will be arriving soon
Then stop being here and go get food
Zircular won't put me down
Food
Forget it, it's better to take a rest.

What in homosexual buffalo sauce is this
🥱

Put me down
And what she's taste like
I'm ship blind who is that
I can't recognise ship unless it very obvious
enterprise
hmm
If i see 67 or 6/7 or 6.7 again I'm going to lose my marbles
o7
no…..
Oil and freedom
Who this?
Enterprise
also it can’t be me that always notices that her bust definitely got bigger since last skin
(guys I swear I’m not crazy)
In many week first time i see tomahawk im general
I believe you
This and that
The size dif is day and night
Well in her defence she's leaning on the glass that's why they lookin lil big
ofc nothing to do with inflation
mmm
Winter is cumming
I swear he everywhere
Doakes just disappeared somewhere who knows
Enty the Azur lane harbour butcher
Daddy’s Little Communist
hmm
and then she said "i am azur lane"
The hmm virus spread to snow
I started it
Enterprise Chainsaw Massacre
i thought she was patient zero?
nuh uh
hmm
Ibuki my wife afterall
no more hmm
aw i miss the days of thinking emoji edits again
kei
Replace k with w
Egg
STAY AWAY FRO ME
mans brought a pixel shooter to a lewd fight
I brought an agnes tachyon to a mogador fight
You brought mg tachyon
Big tachyon ?
Hairy Potter and the Curse of the Everlasting Itch
Than it would have to be magna since shes feminine
Harry smoker and the fake cigar
Harry potter lore would have been shorter if their brooms came from the trench
I sleepy now
hmm
Gn
Fare well
This is from Harry Potter
To get away with 30 bullshits, you need to make an average of 17.5368811 excuses per bullshit

Hit the spike at 16-3. Time to ditch it until 4 months from now when I passively gather enough parts to upgrade everything
I’m still surprised I got both ships in 2 single pulls
I think I spent more cubes on Alberto than on Guam, and I didn't get either one.
one after the other
Alberto came in the first single
Who is that
and then the second single was Francesco
Not the cumsock gif
OH
1:26
Yes
YATTA THERE SHE IS
Emma Watson
only took 10 pulls 
the best I got was a shinano from a single pull
yayyyyy
Worth almost getting run over
fr
Transfer to gacha luck successfully
nahhh that happened like 2 years ago
anyway, back to BA
if anything it gave me Amagi CV luck
UR doesn't need luck due to pity
Hermione in her oath skin
but I got her in 5 pulls
Being gay is gay
fr
nimi bath water
Kei is gay
annnd let's clear SP before I forget
And the special missions with restricted job types for cogs
ahhhh right
Gobb
If only the 400 pull pity stacks and not resorting in having to pick one to reset it...
this youtuber is just dunking on kids in a trampoline basketball game
and it's hilarious
I got two Shimakazes in a row and retired both cuz she looked too young 😭
sus

don't pull a turq, man
Shimakaze is cute though
well mythical creature cookies
And kurumi
Or like Twilight Sparkle
Purple horse from MLP
ah her
She purple
the hime hair unicorn
is there also a version of this sticker with seele instead of coralie
god i remember this at the height of its popularity

Times have changed
Only thing i remember from MLP was Pinkie having something of a mental break xD
i remember rainbow dash being incredibly popular
What was the other meme...oh yeah

Also remember that going around as a meme for a bit
how about instead of her falling out of the box i fall into the box and her embrace

Youd jump her like that ?
Why she ourple
Cupcakes HD
unicron
smothered to death by floof in a box 🤣
Magic
She couldve fallen into a tub of dye 

In her sleep ?
Fun Horse Fact:
the green horses in “The Wizard Of Oz” were painted green using sugar dyed green.
They had to be quick about the filming, as the horses would lick the sugar off their coats mid filming
My son
where the waifus at
Normal horse activity 
Plus an elk
i felt eepy from seeing the image
Ohhh nice
Forced me to be a valiant rider
Rode a few
Was funny
I rode since birth
My mum fucking raised me together with a horse
Still alive
indian bache
Well thats dedication 
bananas
Fetch these grenades
Oh are you ?
Took goldshi kick to nuts
Wich one
Why would you even let a white haired woman impersonating a japanese racing horse kick your nuts ?
No?
That's kinky af
Or did you get victim to assault
I did
An actual horse
Kicked me off her back
Oh
And kicked my nuts
Damn

I just once fell off
I had to goon after that
To check if it still functoons
Oh yeah stupid me why didnt i realize you do a maintenance check on youre balls
But now the important question
Who did get gooned on
Her
is it penis time?
Free gems?
Le taco

zibai vs daisen
If I wanna play a tank game
What game do try first
none of them
wait, let me check something
The tank game you've been waiting for
It's a weird time for fans of modern tank combat games. The straight-shooting simulator titles from the turn of the millennium are no more. As tank nerds, we need a game that gets right to the good stuff - modern tanks, realistic system and damage models, and a focus on fun over all.…
$29.99
6575
I remembered that actual tankers seem to like this one
do not play the russian ones, they're predatory f2p trash usually heavily biased towards the soviet stuff
i feel like that's a given
also, cypriotic means actually russian when it comes to business 99/100 times
taking soviet numbers as a given is automatically soviet bias, most of them are true only on paper
Z
between exaggerated propaganda claims and institutional corruption, pretty much nothing works as it should
what are you looking for in a tank game
skill issue much
is it a skill issue to think that russian tanks that either never worked properly or never existed past the prototype phase should not work in a tank game?
what even is this argument
please get specific
Hey
Game! Your commander is out of date!
"da comrade stalin, we will definitely make this tank that is far better than what the capitalist pigs can make and cheaper too, we will just assign a bunch of random workers who have never made a tank before and everything will be fine"
it is not in fact fine, but as long as it looks fine to comrade stalin and they can keep lying about it nobody has to find out
"IVAN, THE TANK FELL APART"
youre inventing but okay
Boobs
I leave now
daddy's little communist
we can take it to #off-topic if you want
no, that's pretty much the soviet military procurement process in a nutshell
Woah
oh my god bruh
commubreast
good
genuinely would LOVE to see examples btw
Big boobs
Cya I gtg
hindenboob
Wsg yall
How are you guys doing?
Good
Only having issues with sorting
Good to hear
is it seggs time?
MOMMY CALAMARI
fun battle
Cool design options
Team fights
wdym by "cool design options"
Yes
historical or just "hey looks cool"
m
Uhh I'll take both 
or rather, either would be cool
WoT has this
small problem is that its more arcadey
- in my general opinion having played a version of the game and being in the community, the devs dont really treat experienced or veteran players well
Hmm okayy^^
Ty for the suggestion
breast titties
nobody treats veteran players well, they're already hooked, it's the new players they're trying to entice

just now realizing my georgia is completely shit

these devs expect to reel you in, sell premiums to the figure of a couple hundred US$ total in a few years until you're fed up or burnt out and if you stick around for longer, that's just a bonus
pepejam
oh I actually got the 100% kill on Yorktown meta and didn't screenshot it

Sleep
Nah
guess RNGesus blessed me today
Gaijin took the leclerc 5 second reload and that shit was entirely unsourced lol
“Exaggerated propaganda numbers” oh boy you really dont want to start thus
A “bunch of random workers” also made the project 705 alfas and those were entirely titanium hulls, these “random workers” got full titanium hulls in the “terrible conditions of the soviet navy dockyards”
lmao
Filipinos are saying long live the emperor
in a post about Japan returning to using imperial era titles
It’s hilarious
what titles? they're bringing back the feudal system or something? seems unlikely
No they’re bringing back the military ranks from the imperial era
Which, I must once again stress, predates both world wars
they’re basically reverting to the old ranks
like how the US Department of Defense recently reverted to its pre-cold war name of Department of War
its understandable
“Random workers who have never made a tank before”
look inside
country with the largest tank factory in the world
curious.
yeah but it wasn’t under communist rule
its still china
And communist rule killed double that amount
im half chinese and half japanese so I take both sides ye
so forgive me for not giving a fuck about how the Chinese government feels
because yeah, the CCP can go die in a hole
anyway
Breast titties
Vi brytter hjerte frost
eh im go take a shower now
Hmm
hmm
Can someone tldr
Hmm
does anyone here knows anything about pc hardware and shit ?
There are people who pirates free game out there like cmon they're free man😭😭
Depends
What kind of knowledge
your daily reminder that meta whores deserve to be bullied
Meta girls deserve love
i'm talking about people who chase the meta
META Cleveland 
Aaah 
everytime i play games it runs normals and suddenly starts stuttering like crazy .... i have the newest version of my GPU and CPU and even when checking out the utilization it is in a constant good range .....
Temp check
Driver update ? Temp
Temp is constant at 30-40°C
Are we sure its not some kind of power issue
you don't think factory workers just spring up out of the ground fully trained do you? the build quality was absolutely terrible for most factories even well after WW2 because that's what happens when you build an industry by telling people "you build this now"
30-40 in game is very cold
hi uh
evidence?
lots of baseless claims
No not in game ... i thiught u mean in general
Oh ok
should probably also take this to #history or #off-topic
I get like 70°C+ in haha funny lego game with bad decision making ceo
horny lego game
What game and what GPU ?
While playing Endfield it is around 70° and i have a AMD Radeon RX 6700 XT
It was all normal until now
I started the game like always
But for some reason it starts stuttering now
Stuttering like how many fps
I need to reapply thermal paste to my cpu because this bitch is spiking temperature a lot even though it really shouldn't, but I'm just going to leave it until I get a new one
The blood of my enemies
Good morning.
Like ... i have constant 130-140 fps and suddenly it drops to 20 for 1-2 second and that happens like every 10-20s
good night.
Well that's weird indeed...
You have the same thing happening on other games ?
Nothing happened .... i was playing just fine until today
Yes ... like wows .... everytime i shoot my main guns my fps drops to 20-30 for few seconds
Well there is something off... I dont know what to say but its certainly the gpu
i even tested it on the newest version and it says i already have it
and like i said
until today it was running perfectly
being alive is pretty sus
Communism
if you've got a second monitor, run GPU-Z and see what it says
What
i dont
I'm saving that
Well good luck, ive never heard something like this before
Im broke 😭
"the only good commie is a dead commie"
get a job
AHHHUHGUHGHGUGHG
You spent to much ?
YO MOMMA SO FAT, FORMIDABLE WAS LAUNCHED INTO THE AIR ON THE SEASAW
Calm down on the slur usage
yo momma so fat, she has her own localized weather
I forgot to save now i only got 9 cubes 😭
I have 250 cubes 
Stop flexing on me 😭
Yo momma so fat even agir's tits can't compare to her body fat
Unzen and guam took my everything 😭
Agirs not that big
Guam took me like 15 builds
yo momma so fat she can carry formidable without complaint
That's strength
I pulled 100 times for guam and didnt get her 😭
i got guam
Yo mama so fat she uses cheat codes for Wii fit
i pulled once and got 50 guams
I got guam and constellation
in one ten pull
I pulled 187 times for unzen and didnt get her 😭
She is the cheat code













