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Marco polo gun
homing gun that locates enemies by playing marco polo with them 
I wonder if it's a UR version then? that'd be neat
The ur have the (improved) in the gun
I wonder what the gun refers to irl
wg fantasy
It’s just the Marco Polo gun from the looks of it
Italians didn't have a 16 inch gun, it's literally just WG
Luckiest Crew, UNLUCKIEST SHIP
weird for them to add it here, considering it's in research alredy
they wanted to put 16 inch guns on the Littorios until someone pointed out that they didn't actually have any and no time to develop them
that is, in fact, the name of an existing gun. nice event reward. 
Some research guns and aux are in the map farms or awards
Reminds me that Kriegsmarine also had 40.6cm gun but didn't entered in service iirc
Mini event.
You expecting GOOD rewards?
Also, I had Laffey II. Yay. 
somehow giving us a years-old gun feels more insulting than nothing 
true
I'm gonna copium that they just forgot the (improved) or whatever in the patch notes, because I can 
The german magnetic quadruple torpedoes improved are good
Bro, your pfp... RIP Isabel
🫂
That’s cuz magnets
fun fact: the german 16 inch? that's not paper, wasn't ever installed on a ship but they did develop one
I doubt they are dead forever.
Nikke will find a way to not care

Whenever you think a girl is dead.
Remember that Red Shoes was VAPORIZED and still returned
At least it wasn't WG fantasy
At least we have Label that is stinkier than Anis—
Oh, the Mirror Entity.
And freaking Rose to go along with it.
the Italian 16in is less WG fantasy, more something they pulled from plans
so long as there's a historical basis, I tend to not mind that stuff
next BB class after Bismarck would have been armed with 16 inch, Bismarcks were about a year too early to be able to have them so some delays and that could have happened
Also VERY killed.
Now very alive

Death has no consequence
I wait for Finnish Costal Defense ships. Smol ships, Battleship firepowa.
Choose your seat
6
Italians rushed the BBs to have something to counter the French with, they were never going to wait for a brand new gun design to be ready and didn't really have the budget to upgrade later
9
10 is instant death
jump out
I'll go with 7
No, just relaxing
Wasted
hmm...
9 has 3 quiet people and a sleeper
I play with Blutcher
oh yeah it never happened
but there was a paper plan
same with the French Alsace
#WorthIt
I think seat number 1 was straight up painful. 
Ok
Wear your armor
there are far, far too many who would love that seat
8
Not bad
How. When they can cut through cemented steel armor
5. i'll go the whole way hugging blücher 
You can change your seat if you get trouble
Nice work
5
20 hours?
Imagine WG ran out of paper ships, so they genuinely put Gustav guns on CB or BB
I’m still taking seat 9
Yep
Ok
there's always more german cocaine-fueled wonder weapons
I just realized seat number 9 are U-Boats
Cuz even if you take this in the “Haha sex” meme thing.
U-47 is pretty nice
What in the loading screen...?
2 because I'm fine with nerds
That good
RIP Shikikan
More heavy than a Uma
That probably paralyzed shikikan
Or killed easily
Shikikan must be so tough to survive a kick from a 25.5K ton carrier.
Coming soon
As long as Shikikan is made out of something thick
Do French shipgirls next.
Yep,
How many?
Yes.
Ok I will
Is bro even human at that point
most bones are now adamantium replacements
Bro could be T-1000
As long as it's not Formidable I guess?
Oh my god Pin...i can hear both of them laughing
At that point he might... Trying not to get ban here. Disconnected from Azur Lane server if Formi does. (Stole this from MoreParz)
i continue to believe in shipkk
Is that Eiffel Tower?
cupronickel candy
Wtf are you doing there you mink. Go cause trouble back in Kivotos. 
Why the outfit so similiar

I wasn't familiar with Yorktowns game
simperella
huff... huff... huff...
not cuniberti 0/10
ew

thats what I was thinking


AAAAAAA
Anywho... I have Swimsuit Rabbit Squad to gear up. 
Ark royal wants to know your location
i'm gonna touch you
too much smol
time for thicc
Please be gentle
Im gonna touch her
Aaaaand, a pair of Shupogaki train twins to also gear up, they've been sitting at level 1 since I pulled them.
waiting for the kei banner
The hell this means?
flasher is secretly a heavy chain smoker
why do you think?
look at the name, and the pic
yup
Okay got it. Morning auntie. How are ya? Where daily dose milk?
Name check out
Overweight logistics nightmare. Accidentally fire on engine guaranteed.
I'm good, you?
and always have Cow at the ready 🥛
literally who
Good too.
Hell yeah in deed
funny how 40 year-old men turn into toddlers the second a cow holds a milk bottle
That one manjuu is in heaven
I am not 40
Yet
this gonna get nuked cos banned skin
Heavenly manjuu
what did you expect from a lolicon
oh I can delete it 
Same
, yet
Bruh
thank you for telling me
Was that skin on the banlist?
yes
yes
Damn
it's only banned on discord
I'm a good girl, will do my best
I think AL needs more feet content
banned on this server not in the game
Right...
Ah. Modding
Wait, which skins are on the banlist??? I lost the list I got.
Discord policy or something
No. Tummy or booba
check #rules
Hello
AL needs more casual skins
EYY YOR.
Another request onto the 50 thousand others...
yes
This skin reminds me first time i entered the game
This
AL is a family friendly gooner game

Ikr
it really isnt

submissive agir
That cat is fucking cute wtf. 
-# I will stay loyal honey and the original intent of AL
shh
Umas wont get 18+. Unless...
Honeh
umamusume is literally rated as 18+ on the google app store
Original intent of Al was not gooner game
Why? There is no seggs
AL is too tame
uma is hardly 18+
Gambling
ah right
it should get lewder frfr
and yet it has that rating
stupid reason
What dodging steam does to the rating
Meanwhile, Nikke is at +12 despite the bunny skins and plots displayed.
And butts

google is stupid
Maybe they didn't research it further
end of story
Rouge Bunny
Rogue bnnuy
AND Blue Archive? +16
18
Let alone skins
REEEEE
"Yep, definitely a +12 game"
Reminds me the shork from zzz
Her Animation just flashbang her booba
Family friendly too
people die when they are killed
Booba
Noted. Did not know
Her Burst Animation is like the Valhalla has opened.
time to check
real ground breaking revelation right here
isnt blue archive literally just the game where you groom kids
Shirouism teaching
-w- ohayooooo

Morning Apri
no the kids groom you
*"an idealized version of American schools where students carry guns on the daily basis and literally biblical angels" —that one YouTube shorts
doubt
so basically every conservative small town in america
I don't think the children there are literal angels
the cities are way too neat to be from a conservative small town
they do actually
they're rare
but they do exist
they don't speak mandarin though
all i know about blue archive is that some girl there owns a tiger tank
patiently waiting for the new arrival to the dock tomorrow
midtaly
That smile
Apri
Ryu ohayo 
-w-
rat ohayo -w-
that was a short run
its called a "not getting our asses warned" run
Do it anyways
Pin dipped when the banned loli skin was posted
would be luck that he came back when the horrendous act of posting Kursk stickers occured...
"what a terrible day to have eyes"
more ships for cowpens to give milk to
you can fix that
nothing is stopping you
i don't have eyes
They fear the power of the Kurskman

Im amazed they havent purged the lamp sticker yet tbh
why?
seems like the kinda gobbla targeting they like doing 

fluvee was the main one getting after me for it anyways and i think i won the war because she posted a lamp recently
War of Attrition frfr
Is that an alternate title for the scourge of tittyflation
mayhaps
been using mine to get back up in coins, for tomorrow's event builds
alcoholism


what hand gesture
hand? sorry was a little distracted 😍



This games has uncensored version?
Only CN is censored 
global/EN is uncensored version
so if you're on that, shouldn't have an issue
Taiwan 
Hmm
Hmm?
Hrm...
Hurumph
Hrmm...
Harbin tiddies waow
I just bought some probiotic soda
from a brand I never heard of
Oh apparently it’s a Texas brand
Man, Takao's skin suprised me. Thought of finally good af casual, and it's just another segs skin
harbin boobies
man
am so confused on what shipgirl I should make a moveset of next in JJS (I got told to make a USS one, but who???)
cleveland
gaming
💛
alr i'll make cleveland
I wanted to make Albacore tho cuz I haven't made a submarine moveset at all lel
better then having to nerf Kaga after 3 times
I made Kaga's moveset literally Gojo
Finally got Laffey 2
imma replace Junyou's first move in her ult with jacobs ladder ("its called Jacobs ladder so you can obviously climb it" -Akagi)
I hate when D3 already 3 stars but it ain't 100% cleared
is it possible to obtain Guam after the Rerun event?
no. iirc it'll take another year or two before she becomes permanent
I believe not
she'll be fine
Send oil.

That's stolen bud
"Year before permanent "
Weak
San Francisco was scrapped lil shrimp
this game's fomo feels daunting after a year away in nikke. good thing there are so
many
ships to grind and they're all so cute and i want to love them all so much and
iam tweaking
Gonna be
hm
Im just get some sleep and in school i would continue the D3 to get that uhh Medal legion something
Wrong
dont follow me
in the future you can get 3 star at the same time as 100% by only full clearing on your first run and immediately going for the boss in subsequent runs
Who’s your favorite ship form the Kongo class?
is there something?
you play al and wonder why inanimate objects talk?
I wonder if my plants can talking or not
kongo
i mean those aint al waifus the real ship pfp one...
secondaries AHHHHH
whats wrong with my sec?
skill iss-
None, but Haruna looks like a slightly tsundere childhood friend trope
Sunflower rapping something
PVZ peak
it got me giggle
To be honest I didn’t know she was part of the Kongo class…..
Don't feel bad I had to look ts up
I think Kongo is the most popular out of the all
@stiff forum Come closer... i won't hurt you
That could probably be contributed by her skins
ww1 ahh battlecruiser
german hood be like
Like this skin
i kinda forgot that one existed
Hmm
who's that
really? :3
really
fatass yamato
Idk I feel like Hiei is more well known
May I ask why
*not a yamato
truly
I see her more often than Kongō 🗿
slightly different hull i know
bigger hull
shikishima or sattsie
Hmm
satsuma
I’m asking why you think she’s more popular then Kongo
What time is it?
Guillotine time!
French Revolution~!
youre like 200 years late
Japanese ships always seem so similar
More common, Hiei-chan, META alt, Bigger assets
Plus cool sword
….i forget that she had a meta form
Yea it's kinda cool
satsuma
Brid
btw, what ship do you main?
I didn't realize ppl had main ships
she only has yami as a Tx for now
I'm still at German tec
mhm
trying to help her but she needs torp hits and well ... yami aint the best torp ship xD
schlieffen's pretty good
Hmm
iam new to pc wows i used to play legends
only french tree is left on my legends one
all done
bb player me
me too
If you are as good in wows as in banning users out of your server without reason, than you'll do the other lines quite quickly

Im only casual, so i only finished the german Battlecruiser line
btw it is quite hilarious to see you here all the time, meanwhile you are cursing on ALO in your own little server
Damn. Got ambushed by FDG and got my ass quad citadel'd
looks ugly from the front
You have my respect. i am so shit in legends
and this one looks like has the lowest settings on graphics
Do you have anything positive to contribute to this conversation?

Me when people have other servers
yes what I just said lol
Just funny story overall xD
hi riche
yea its low graphics cause i run with igpu
indeed after knowing patience thing doesnt exist on people
imagine trying to fix something over 11h by yapping on ALO and playing WoWS
The Greatest Codding Specialist the ever lived
Just saying i was dealing with bots and it doesn't take that much time
hmmm
oh? 
You are just making cheap excuses and can't even be honest

iam not sitting around here like you do 24 hours
Truly outstanding attitude
'it doesnt take time:" yea your ass cant wait for me to just fix it
You are literally yapping from 9am, and it's 7pm now
me waiting for Spain in WT XD
gimme a break
iam having free time playing with my friends and i need to sacrifice my time for ur shit

yea today i was having holiday so what
Your friend got banned, /spit doesn't matter
Don't make a bigger laughing stock at yourself with excuses
Just be honest
- don't make drama here
DMs exists (oh right you were ignoring them as well)
this is not the place for doing shit like this so i aint saying shit here
why are the red names arguing

can't you just eeeeh idk not speak here and play with your friends
yes
🍿 
Hm
fr
good question i was answering @peak plover
looks like personal project shit and bro is expecting someone to work a non official work as it was real work
makes sense
You literally asked me at 13:35 "this you bro?" while i was in the chemistry lab
yeah maybe we should just leave your ass banned if you're gonna behave like this
ban was well deserved


It is already and won't change mate (coding issue)

@stiff forum what you laughin at now
Bruh

when a man meets a woman
whoa
A woman meets a man
its my wife harbin
And man woman meets woman man meet
A Har meets a bin makes Harbin
to this
nice try irs im not paying taxes
And Africa becomes a Soviet Socialist Republic
eh
same with tier X
#off-topic just saying
Everyone knows the EVA stat in AL stands for Tax Evasion
thats a shit ass ship
"high secondary battery gun efficiency" 
they also give better rewards for christmas don't waste coal on anything below tier IX if you don't have them all already
fucking finally, got that roussillion
so uhh I gave Junyou the ability to do Jacobs ladder
colombo my beloved
same with silver, that shit is hard to get and you need it for the good shit
indeed
.
that thing slaps
yea secondaries winning
why die when you can be killed
the normal scarn is better tho
I like weser, is she any good?
Hmm
rude
one of the most broken ships ingame if not the most broken
i got three ships
from containers
with leg mod its even crazier
Idk, i dont use her
christmas
yup, Italy has also the best kiting and flanking cruisers
so you have a good set there
yup best kiting
hm
netherlands has very good open water cruisers
does it get sap
works really well in randoms too
i never got a single ship out of a container
no but it gets super survavility for flanking
SAP secondary
and smoke
shit is crazy for flanking
it might be good for brawling then
that shit is hard to kill
since thats my playstyle
val paraiso is extremely good for that aswell since it heals everything in under a min
kinda want that thang
yeah
yeah saw it
ngl I don't care not my thing
waiting for ultra op bullshit SAP torps for Italy or smoke submarines or some OP shit they will give them
and I'm yet to research all of Italy 2.0 tech tree (Spain)
oh HELL nah
surcouf is basically scratching the limit
no smoke but it slaps
surcouf:

considering all of Italy got some sort of smoke ngl I can see the smoke subs
shit will be cringe af
if they do it
isnt spain a caca nation to grind
yeah man lets give a submarine both a main battery and a torpedo launcher
worth it from tier VIII to X but yeah worse Italy with a double AP burst for boardside ships
submarine players are gay as hell
yes
now add smoke to the equation
didn't think of that shit until now
man that shit would be disgusting
my hatred for subs goes so deep that ive started one shotting them with colombo

wont even wait for depth charges to reach
hahhaha
they'll probably fix her head size
man that size does NOT fit her at all
it looks much more modest when her head is bigger
yeah well still a bit off
she's bordering kashino's size
Also isn't atago supposed to be the bigger one
between the two
ok body proportion expert

I mean compared to OG?
i'm gonna touch you
shinano needs a size increase
shinano needs a good skin
in terms of age u mean ? or body ?
XD
what age we don't have ages in AL
body
also Takao is the class name
why would you give shipgirls an age anyway
same ... they are twins
yea well you're my twin and you have huge knockers
what do you use as reference anyways?
launch date?
and since takao is the name ship shes the "older" twin
granny over here
if u guys would use ur brains for more then spitting on ur monitor u should have guessed i was obv talkign about older in terms of who was build first .... but this is ALO so IQ drops pretty fast i guess
Wat
Why does Elizabeth look smol
takao is the youngest one right
.... huh
if you would have used your brain you wouldn't ask that question in the first place as you would had read all what we said before you step in

Why is qe not a grandma or something then
you would've used a can of beans

no thanks
you're welcome
she .... is ? who said she young ? xD because she looks young ?
Ummm
Look at her
Look at warspite
I don't want legumes now, I already ate that
They were built in the 1910s
Everyone else was built in the 20's, 30's or 40's
have some more
a woman in her 40s can be smaller and look younger then a woman in her 20s u know that right ? ..... look at asian women
Why they so smol
NO NO MORE LENTEJAS

HAVE SOME MORE
No she's the oldest. Choukai is the youngest
idk ?? maybe as a sarcastic reference for beeing old hags ?
chi an the boy's hungry
😭
There not that old
no i am
Hey, when we getting the other Elizabeth's
100+ years 🗿 💀
Still
yes she is in fact 2 years old
There all old

By that logik
don't worry little iron blood fan
manjuu has enough paper designs to keep you happy for years
hey manjuu
release more IB girls in bunny suits
100+ years

word
haaaaaaaah

anyways Deutschland would never win a popularity contest against spee
what would be birth date of a ship anyways launch right?
like it's when it's already completed and operable
Hmmm, we need newfoundland
i guess ?
so it's like when you get born you are already built
what if

lmao
ships are actually made by blocks in fact
second
so you are not wrong
the hair

mango
birgo
and then someone throws 1500 gold coins at you
and then i use that money on our honeymoon

You shower?!
every 5 years
"I pray u forget to put down ur pants when going for a shit"
- Sung Chin Wang, Master of War
what if i keep em on cos im chill like that
sup
I'm currently trying to get a 1000 for that one event
Waste, if you went in wearing your clothes you could do two things at once saving monies maybe 🤔

neat
still gonna give her 20 kids
Another day of no Boise oath skin announcement. The depression continues
Does it have pepper in it or something
What are we gonna get?
gonna guess it's an Assassin
The South in like 2 days from now
Hans!!!! Get ze Flammenwerfer!!!
hmm

should I get my 2nd copy of Laffey II
Lmao
guys when will the event ends?
nooo i haven't get the gear for guam 😭
i do
my goal rn is finishing that one event that gives 2 cubes
SP?
story and lore? nah
2 cubes Hell yeah
yes, and keep her like those crazy players on twitter with like 67 full build oathed [insert fox here]s instead of using her to limit break the first one 
I mean I have at least 2 copies of 1 UR
except the 200/300 exchange ones like Laffey II
The deep south gets snow?
Or just the regular south
Yes, at least here in Tenn. we do. And every time it becomes an apocalyptic panic only to be a couple inches that vanish the next day
Hmm, where does the deep south start?
What the fuck is snow
It's white
It's a powder
It's found in the north
It's annoying
Same
Snow is the only decent thing about the cold
Depends on who u ask 
Is it anything south of Atlanta and east of Dallas?
oh yay, the yearly siberian winter storms

i am going to DIE
Personally id say yes
knew someone who called kentucky and oklahoma the deep south
Atlanta is cold as hell too, right?
lmao
Hmm
I went to the deep south once
It felt crowded
I know at least that Atlanta is in Georgia
florida is so south its deeper than the south
Florida will never get chilly
a bit chilly, but never snowy
I wish it stayed under 65 year round
there have been historically some snowfall in Mexico
if you live in the highlands
in the north
that would be bad, I couldn't dry my clothes on the sun
then

Choco gang
Microbikini in a blizzard
Awww
S00n
kaiser posting asset cropping smh my head time to ban
gg
Hello guys how many hours before the maintenance takes place?
about 10
есть русские или укр хочу с кем-то поиграть в азур латч завтра
Googoo gaga
Thank you cant wait to buy the new skins hehe


You know whats funny
all of the pasta boats got overshadowed by takao
poetic, even
iirc the maintenance is <t:1769065200:s>
Well yes hahah. They should have made the l2d+ for the new pasta instead
ew no\
I’m soooo sleepy
Whyyyy
thats not ai
Look at her fucking necklace
because pasta bad
hoffen is still alive?
Ai L
don't listen to Hoff
Hoffen caught posting AI pictures, no response
eh who gives a fuck about this lot

let's go eat boats 
Damn apri getting blocked is crazy work
no not apri
yayyyy 
Whack where'd the 10 messages come from 😭

What kinda sick fuck blocks Apri
hallo everyone can someone give me a character to draw
Also apri hello
Uss Seattle
hi kelp 
on it boss
it's ok it's ok nobody blocked me 
apri(cot)
apricot jam is pretty tasty
Apri 
lean beef
i actually scrapped my first drawing and completely restarted it because i had come up with this silly joke lmao
#Azur Lane, #カウペンス(アズールレーン)
hi Hender 
at least it's not girlcockx
I know jabajabajebejebe's bit
hoffen is hereby sentenced to life in the bache chamber
with no possibility of parole
dinner is served
Cupronickel = CuNi (berti)

Smol head
it's impossible to block you
Apriiiii
big body 
hi stinky
*Arathy's
Will
Seriously the big boobs would look more "proportionate" with a bigger head

hello I guess
yes because the truth is boob size is measured against the head size in relation to body
I've not been able to find what I want to play for several days now 
hi yorri

hi arathy 

tall lady
Stupid ass outfit
but then people would not look it as big
btw, is the artist kear's artist?
I am a simple guy
I see boobs, i like
I have no idea
because he almost always uses the same pose
T poss yippee
she would do better to wear more clothes
alvitr, kear and someone else T poss

YD
Yeah it looks like a very inconvenient outfit. Why are there buckles around her legs
oh yeah, Brest







