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Soo.... Increase tax revenue from nerds?
Build em.

On the note of battleships, why doesn’t California have a retrofit??

Tenisea
But their rankings are still shit since it was early AL when they came out
Yeah
Beeg beefy
I just want my thick Cali man
I wish we have AL II. Rework the Rankings and everything
I’m glad they dropped when they did tho
Cause boy I did NOT wanna see a big boobed Cali
Looking all busty n shit
TRUE
If Cali dropped now, I guarantee you she will be extremely inflated and probably a gyaru
But that's just a theory! A game theory!


So cutie patootie
Omg I didn’t notice the little bandaid
Roma is so underaprreciated
So is Cali
my beautiful girl is last place
3 m-tall eus nimitz with hipper proportions
❤️
💔
Getting beat by Marblehead
(Love Marblehead great history)
Roma is actually positively gorgeous
no fetish
no megatits
she's' just
so beautiful
Oooh so thats who I've been munching on. Delicious.
Yeah but if she was popular she’d get lewded in a heartbeat
Very
it's fine
T o m a t o
Must protec 
it's the original design i care about
So it’s kinda better to keep our mouth shut about our underrated girls
So they don’t get touched like that

Wait so we can ruin characters by asking Manjuu to touch them ? 
The original design is the most important, what art comes out doesn't matter
Huge forehead women
I can park my B-2 on that forehead
I’d still not like to see what comes out anyway
Ah yes my private B-2 stealth bomber I keep for home defense
Equipt with an experimental nuclear cruise missile that I keep to shoo away any thiefs
Runway for my totally legal stealth toys that I bought from a suspicious man in San Diego
You know how scary/awesome it would be to have a mounted M1919 .30 caliber for home defense
They’re both really fun to shoot
why not both
S m a r t
one for the front door, one for the backdoor/window
Might aswell thrown in an M1 for the wife too
Grease guns for the kids
37mm anti tank gun for the dog
And a Bazooka for the cat.
A happy Tommy Family.
dancing macarthur be upon ye
Oh for the California lovers. Kiss.
I just want a colt to be like Dean in supernatural
Commies will say this is fake
Would you look at the time, it's boom o'clock
What if California was the one I was converting to Iowa

Not worth it?
Now kiss the Strasbourg
I love the idea of Iowa beating the fuck out of Tennessee just for nothing to happen.
Would be cursed. Do it
Hi chat
Don’t know her
MUAWADAHDHASJFKAKJHAHM
AINWKJDHNAHD OWNKUHA SDASDNJDOAW
Oh look I broke piggy
James bonk is having a stronk

look at those elegant lines
Oh lol
It’s definitely French
Really interesting deign choices though I’m going to have to research
I might need to rush This event, haven't gotten Lex 2 and WDP
Go! Lex 2 is amazing
The F4U?
Temporal pions? Didn't know particles were affected by time in another way
it flew over my head
Ahhh screw you Physicsman
from the long and elegant bow, tapering to a sharp point that cuts through the waves
to the broad quadruple turrets painted in radiant white, accentuated by the tricolor
and don't get me started on the way the superstructure's base, the turret, and the hull meld together from a side aspect, creating a slim arrowhead silhouette
that ends with the seaplane hangar leading out to the catapult, maintaining the outline while relieving the visual weight at the stern, giving a more graceful appearance
The tricolor on the turret is very cool
this boat is so fucking sexy
Fat boat with old guns. 10/10. My favourite.
I think the Alaska is the best looking ship in my opinion. To bad she is what she is
i must say though KGV-class is my favouirte British battleship by design
they look so well-balanced
proportionate
KGV is kinda unproportional like the Nelson's.
Fym
how dare your opinion is the complete 180° difference from me
vs
Howe?
I kind of love the weird and almost retro designs
I'd recognize that pattern anywhrre
honestly 2025 was a shit year.
Diogo Jota,Ozzy Osbourne,Hulk Hogan,Vince Zampella,Pope Francis,Denis Law and ||My Sweetheart Isabel||,all died in the same year
Oh! Queen Elizabeth classes (retrofit and pre) look really cool
what about ships that were actually able to fully rotate their main turrets 360°?
Erebus?
Terror?
USS Monitor

Only person I respect out of all that is Ozzy
I only know his holiness... Who are all these people
Hotel superstructure
Thoughts on the New York class of battleships?
Good cause it gave us Texas
Preach
Apparently those things can withstand nukes but not torpedoes. So yeah, ahead of her time 

F a t
Her new mast really makes a difference looking at her
Just because Texas is one of my ships I might see irl she’s a fav
My ship can beat your ship 1v1. Fight me.
Including Kidd
That’s my plan as-well!
i waish wer thonder had monitors lol
I grew up in Alaska so I never got the chance to see alot of museums ships, so I’m spending my off time traveling to see
Bonked my head twice walking though USS Bowfin
I live in Louisiana, things are limited
I made a sea-foam green comment and there happened to be an older gentleman who was a Cold War submariner who thought I was hilarious
That’s rough, hope you get out and see some boats

Hopefully Texas is finished soon
Hopefully, im sure her YouTube or instagram page have updates
If you ever get time the Iowa classes are great visits too
Planes?
We’re getting Nicolás Maduro Moros out with this one boys
I’m gonna touch you
I've visited a few Museum ships
Visited Mikasa a few times
Visited the arctic expedition vessel/icebreaker Fuji
Visited a few other JMSDF submarines
Agir has in fact stolen an AK
Visited Hikawa Maru too
dam i forgot i had this skin 
<@&472236072743600148>
probably scammer DMing folks from here
^
second time I've seen it pop up today
Who's cocobunny
Because it's the same guy
And should i be concerned
a scammer

Oh damn not only are they in the game's world chat but directly invading the discord server now
@ocean nexus DM me the full message history
What you sent isn't exactly enough evidence for us to ban him
Ah the ship that I oath and forgot about just 1 week later
Dido-classes are awesome
How do you forget your oaths
You absolute oaf
Some of them are accidental
My hands slip sometimes and press oath button

How tf do you accidentally marry someone????
you also have to confirm the oath
Just like what happened a few hours ago with AVP
Imagine how they feel?
Sounds like a bunch of excuses ngl
Being given a ring
This skin is so pretty………
Only for you to come back and say "oh that was accidental i don't actually love you"
I accidentally oathed vanguard
I’m now awake your favourite person
tbh who would love AVP?
Mods banish this man to Brazil
I'm not a man though ;-;
I have 2 oaths so peak
A lot of masochist
yeah these 'pronouns' on your profile don't help lol
Oh hey your back for more Lion content?
Go fuck yourself
Please give lion
Hololive ;-;
Hooman?
We're still moomin
hololive isn't a gender 

ikr
Tbh most people I've seen use that gender thing for extra bio
As long as you're on the internet
and that's why it's a dumb use of it
People are gonna assume you're male unless you state otherwise
Thats all i ever see lmao
Anyways I'm gonna be moomin now @rose spire I'll see you later to rub lion all over you
Moom signed card arrive later today
It’s true ☝️ I have been called a dude a bunch of times (except when I talk a certain way I guess…. I dunno I don’t understand)
The devs need to give me Lion so I stop getting bullied
THIS PERSON DOESN'T HAVE LION
and you even use your pronoun section
based btw

Fuck off
Oh dw I have other stuff to rub on you like Fritz and a better Biscuit

Fritz? I want her too ffs but Wym better biscuit show me
I turn you into bacon
Already did, this is everything. I am not wasting my time chatting with him. But I always try to notify the shared public server's administration about any unsolicited DM messages from people with 0 messages on their servers who joined recently to obviously spam people. Whether it's "hey do you want to buy my art comission im so poor" or scams. And you can look it up in google "discord hey you play game scam" or something, since I wanted to link several threads but I cannot because of link limit.
Your choice what to do with them
Hmmm

Oh those fire as hell
It's so cold rn
Hmm
Why tf is this office heater on weakass mode
Unfortunately
There's been cases recently of people faking such "scams" to get unrelated people banned
So without you sending me the whole history
I'm not gonna take action as I'm not 100% sure
I mean, you have no message history here before today either

Yeah who tf is "Myciej" anyways????
Anyone seen this mf around???
See guys I have lion
Yeah I wish I was kidding
People faking being scammed to get people banned
Wild ain't it
I’m holding back tears rn
What an adorable kitty
Well ryuu is best girl


Thank you it’s been a hard time without lion and having to wait a Fucking year and a half ill so go back in time if I could
take care of her real-lion-cubs pets too though
No.
It's okay, one and a half year
@umbral hill how do you directly report someone in game again I forgor
This is a public server and I'm here for lurking and emotes. These 2 messages are the entire history there is no more. Nevermind ig. Cheers

You’re acting like that’s gonna go by very quickly
good lord
It does lol
mods do something challenge
difficult level: impossible
One and a half year is no time in laners time
Congrats
I missed Alsace and she's like almost rerunning
Why tf did you take my name tho
About mid 2026
It is for me I’m no laner
I have never bothered to put pronouns in the bio because if you like me, it shouldn't matter. s

Imagine not being here for initial run laughs in no life
Trust me I don't even know the gender of my fellow mods half the time
Because it's so ambiguous
Chat is it weird that I still use Repulse that I got from the very start of the game in my main fleet
I just like hearing Pon!
We don't get designs like Hood no more
At least use repulse meta at that point
They don't make 'em like they used to

Yeah i really want Alsace she’s so bad and strong
At least repulse meta is a decent ship
Never gonna give you up
then atta go girl
i really like her design 
Repulse Meta and her Molten Cheese sword 
That's a brand new sentence
mmmm cheese
Molten cheese sword
Cheese is good
What's she gonna do
Slices of cheese
EXCHEESABUR?
Have some colonizer ladies
Ngl a fate collab would go hard
We already have saber at home

AL Jeanne D Arc somehow reminds me of Saber
No.
No.
Renown is our Saber
Not Jeanne d'Arc?
will they? they dont have enough oil deposit worthing attention right?

Plus Alter Meta
cues north african campaign

Just because of this insane clutch against a battleship I now want Toulon to get added to Azur Lane
I just want more French boats to AL
We can get the rest of the named Alsaces
Also when's my Admiral Scheer ever gonna get added I've been begging for her for years now
Along with Volta as a UR DD
they dont want to teach the yankees , the simulation at Kasserine again though
Mino UR pls
but Entea would gladly meddle in Middle East again
Or some sub

first RN sub will be UR!
hmm
Imagine how stupid it would be if we got a UR repair ship
Don’t say that.
Hmm retrofit scammer
ultimate funny cringe if UR sub is ....HMS Sunfish Anson reused
UR DE Ship
like kancolle?
A little too close for comfort… the USS Mississinewa sinking on 20 November 1944.
She was hit by a Japanese manned torpedo.
I could repair it alone mgl
I think some people check to see which pronouns you have to use what you’re comfortable with tho (which can mean it’s because they like you enough to care lol). Idk how you view it butttt. Butt haha butt
Butt?
butt
I like butt
Nah it’s just one of those crazy ass cameras back then
We eventually need full UR sub fleet for w16
UR-retro for ssr sub is also welcome
especially the ones with recorded acheivmeent of sinking carriers

W16 later today

I wonder how challenging it is
Has everybody raised their cows yet
🐮 🖊️

gonna imagine very first sortie be obiterated in less than a min, even a mob fleet?
Yeah me and my incomplete w14 will be good
Inb4 lvl 135 mobs

i think it said average 132
lvl max is 132 per the patchnotes
Im rushing to level lexy 2 for this
No.
16-4 is 132, 16-1 probably same as 15-4
I view it as useless, in the time I used the internet I never had a section for pronouns and always loved to use my bios for saying something funny.
yeah they didn't raise the level cap for our ships, so no big level difference in the enemies
William D. Porter : did someone said DEM(ocrats)?
I’m gonna touch you
< (fortunately, a Republican during ww2)
is willy d good for w15?
Yes
I mean, I guess if you don’t care about the pronouns people use for you then I get why you find it useless 
can shuffle Guam from/to Willy
The source is very real
It’s too late
typical 'guaranteed to lose their shit when assumed a woman' behaviour tbh
my pronouns are goddess
Another one

just put pronouns where it has pronouns options
it's not that hard
I get know why a lot of lexingtons skills are survivability focused
Being assumed female is great
you get to be called a femcel
if someone has an anime girl profile I assume they are a girl

I feel I'll be running essex + lex2 as a core backline for bosses
(I know from personal experience)
I’m pretty sure I haven’t fed my ships for 2 days
Smth like
I don’t feel guilty
I was making fun of the weird aggressive masculinity a lot of men like a couple years back
I got called a femcel
I would be running cowpens but eh haku and lex2 were taking up classroom slots
How dare you challenge the patriarchy
still tending dorm intensively, they are the last batch of blue-rarities girls on way to 120

i wanna try lion and essex with lex 2 too 
Doro 8k
People are weirdd over their masculinity sometimes lmao
Biblically accurate doro
Their first thought calling you that is telling
true
BE NOT AFRAID
Could be…. I wanna give the benefit of the doubt though……… 

nah, just doubt
Woah……..
I have arrived just to say
would let RQueen-Lilith steps on than get B.A.Doroed
How I feel buying lexy's skin but proceeding to never use it
It’s okay, biblically accurate doro is a blessing
I mean I could use it and have my spare lex2 be the one holding the skin
who u
Personally I love her base art more
I wish
I’m also curious
Its just cooler and more gorgeous
Just block myself from existing
who did you block

imagine bibilically accurate Mog
Oh no
her maid is sexier but everything else has to go to her base
Who are you
Im me, myself, and I
This is true….. her default is just better
the dress is FIRE
classy af
Bye
I have no idea
Sexy is fine but sexy without sense of style or coolness to me is just a no
lmao
I love me some classy dresses

Lexy2's is more of innocently-seductive than actively teasing like bunny-Yorky
Essex racer queen skin is sexy but she still has style
Though it maybe because im biased
bird
This but also I like just sexy stuff sometimes cuz hot 
Lexy always so tame
Holy moly
yet she is more clingy to SKK than "average EU girls", sans Herring
I wonder if I’ll ever get so many points I buy out the whole damn shop…..
Understandable considering lexy was in a comatose state and skk dedicated his research to bringing her back
hmm
Willy also can actively-cling to SKK, by glueing herself deliberately before charging in
As a concept I love the II girls personally
All girls are clingy to skk
She’s so cutes
Me too

I too am clingy to skk
she has missed like years of events
Spread the gospel of biblically accurate doro
@weary flower hello
Who is the skk though….. hmmm
I cant wait to see saras reaction
Who is this sweet honey
laffy 2 lexy 2 and york 2 might be my fav 2s 

Skk has 99.999997% affinity and compatibity with wisdom cube
I dont know they added me
WHAT'S THAT
randomly
lmao

bimbo cube
LMAO bimbo cube
My cube
boy
SKK just yell her name and she appears
i constructed Essex
Helena and HelenaMeta is like a girl and her altered persona, simultanously
Helena meta is like this game's version of rapi for some reason
And is always his secretary in any event
although this is 2 seperate entity
Understandable tho

Give helena a ur version with 100% radar scan and my life is yours manjuu
another is regular-Memphis
oooh so helena is like hina or rapi
Multiple concepts can exist at a single point of time and space, but they're all the same concept of Helena
It's just super weird
unless Helena-2 will drop on 16-4
Helena 2 when
AL lore is like ???
Ion think a same name ship exists with helena irl
but NIKKE Shikikan is actually likeable
he has a personality
Helena-2 is a Baltimore-class CA
Oh
How is our SKK less likeable

is azur lane one not?


well , despite Rapi and Enty, same va, and is a poster girl of both, serving "SKK"
Maybe it’s just bad lore for AL
Just went through five years of Iowa class photos
Let’s see how far my photo count boosts now 🥶

Yes
But it seems like “commander” in nikke verse is akin to “squad leader”
"SKK" is a task-title , not a rank, so Nikke 's SKK may follow army-rank officer, from Second Leutenant to General
ok so I remember doing a story that was like a school event
I think she had purple hair or something
what was that
it was just for 1 girl
I don't get this whole convo, but o well
Next profile
time to go back to workey
Because every single human who had led NIKKE squads is referred to as a “commander”
you have to use letty whiterock 
yep , same "Shikikan"
Andersen is the “Legendary Commander”
And aside from our commander, there are many other commanders
but we’re a “unique” commander
helena will always be super cute 
well, he's over a century old, so it's understandable that he lived like a senile, constantly need health-machines
the rank keeps increasing, over time in the story you go from a random nobody and the entire plot is based around raising your rank so you have more power to protect your girls. basically
it’s explained why in the current event

i would guess latest chapter Nikke's SKK is around rank Colonel
Okay can you stop trying to convince me to buy her swimsuit skin. This is really cute you’re tempting me
I'm pretty sure we also replaced one of the judges
on that one secret council

I would love if SU would flesh out the military structure of the Ark
So I wake up not being banned
so pretty high
nice
So we know how things are organized
guys i think we should start a campaign to paint azur lane ships on the side of their real life counterparts
because
hear me out
if you think about it
it definitely will benefit the world building
trump is the president who is most likely to actually agree to it
which is already goddamn amazing
at least for the eagle union ships
AL is a Chinese game
instant no-go beyond the 'wtf' implications in national legislatures
do you think how much money Manjuu have to pay for such permission? even on occasion?

like the game's first-anni on Iowa-BB
But yeah, it’s great that the current ARK GUARDIAN story actually canonically establishes Andersen as the “Legendary Commander”
or recent one on NJ-BB iirc
not just a very open secret in the fanbase
Yeah but that doesn't involve him in any way so he doesn't care
tbh, majority of fandom had been guessed that for long time, this just make it canon emotionally
Also Johan as new hope

also to stay solely on the topic of games in US politics
Trump and his cronies are the most loudly opposed to all things lewd and limiting access to lewd content
at least we got to see real Lilith , before Queen takeover her
I mean implied lore is nice and all, but when it is canonically written, it’s even better
We all new Andersen was the legendary commander 
Yeah it was obvious
by voice , yes
But establishing it in canon is the best way
implied lore leads to too many assumptions and theories
Idk man, but doing that to Hood is hardly possible even with the technology we have 
but yeah, it’s nice to see how Snow White ended up the way she is
we build hood 2.0
Especially her appearance

the fact that most of her body at that point was just rapture parts is cool as fuck
Battleship "Admire" crewed by 3 nikkes, size of North Carolina-class 
would love hood 2
How did her face become more mature though
although, I assume that her arms and legs were from the MP heretics she took out
Probably Ron magic
but stress ages you
so I assume a mind switch has enough stress to mature Snow White
guess the anime
armed by 610mm plasma-guns in 3 dual-gun turrets
NIKKE
no,NIKKE is not wholesome by design
well no it’s not
Lion with skirt is just so cute
but close enough
I need more of this in my life
we we robbed off it
Oh south Dakota
Truth……
They finally learnt what the people want; lion with a skirt
Cuz her outfit looks ugly otherwise
Imagine
I would argue that NIKKE’s lore is approaching the depth of Star Wars EU
Under her skirt Lion now wears lacey lingerie
Instead of that leotard looking thing
I think it’s pretty on par with Halo imo
they literally gave it to us, for free
with official art
star wars EU is still 4000 times more length than Nikke atm (doesn't means it's better)
Well yeah of course
But EU is a goddamn mess
But yeah
I know what you mean
actually, it was a mess before disney bought it
Hi
Azur Lane lore
Disney just put the mess to the side and let it fester
Exists
it's so long, it's coherency be damned
more messy is how space-tech rarely evolve in their 25,000 years (of Republics)

occasionally dipping its hands into the swamp
Making a technology system is hard
I do do my own worldbuilding
thx to The Old Republics saga, it's become clear, why SW verse *really really hates AI,
and rather build dumbsegs Droids in mass
BNUY
👉
name the anime if you ain't no tourist
even most advance robotry in SW is still obedient to "flesh-being" commands, but with level of self-concious
puella magi madoka magica from what i hear
hope that Berserk ain't the scuffed 3d one
guys when they consume their first piece of media not meant for young boys: guts is the best!! berserk is the best story ever!!
Yes………. Can confirm
When peak anime is about something cruel
the vibe of manliness, badass, powerful is always appealing (at first)
I have some secret that i was told to...
||2026 Anniversary Event is where Vesti died the same way Isabel did||
it's only a matter of time before Lexy2 turns to Lexidoro with terrifying similarity

Lexi doro will have beautiful hair in my doro dreams 
and can sing
NIKKE’s tragedy is beautiful
When we get another short haired shipgirl

if Eugen is shorthair, i may recommend her to wear pants
is there no maintenance notification on mail reward like usual?
not for a bit still
She's completely different with that hairstyle
My 12-1 farming is over
in weeks, will her hair regrow to Weser length?
ueh?
Will her hair become Weser color?
She can snap it
Comfy anime
Wait... ship boi ? Heresy
Nichijou
I'MA LEAVE MY DOOR OPENNNNNN GIRLLLLL (I'ma leave my door open , hopin')
no, berserk is comfy
Berserk is granny
THAT YOU FEEL THE WAY I FEEL AND I WANT'CHU TO KNOW BABY
can i shave her head bald

Bald ships when
Bald with Mutsuki hat, accidentally remove both hat and wig 

Steak
no, cowpens
Cowpens
Cowspen
farmer-TB may also hire Cowpen, Kashino, Kronk for extra "works"
Suffolk
is Suffolk a sheep?
yes
Thought she was a cow
Only Owari is shep
Son
Kear
no giraffe shipgirl too
there's cow
and that's all that matters imo
Cow milk, and Soy(uz) Milk
Kemo fren collab
Cowpens will give you a prostate massage
one of her skin interaction has she "came" face
hmm
Why did we need to know this
I came
There a possibility
u dont need to, and just ignore
that a C&D from Manjuu will hit a Roblox game
But 2 LeBron James equal super LeBron James
4 super LeBron James = Hyper LeBron James
LeBron and Bronny
LeBronya 
Lil Bron chan


Who even is that random
And that’s a benjammins gif so I delete it
Random ass Roblox game is adding Enterprise AL to their game
enterprise is where you rent a car I think
indian nikke my beloved
What?
like really the one from azur lane?
Anime tower defense?
yesh
she is the number one
Roblox-model of Enty?
I used to play that
✌️✌️
oh yeah, i showed it to Pin, it was cursed asf
ain't few AL players who also play Roblox have that?
Probably
Remember that guy who made a taihou bot on Roblox?
i mean it sounds ehhh, if a player choose a model because it's cool, regardless of knowing who she is

I bet this is a paywall unit
Can I choose LeBron
There are two people out of like 7
is there Lebron model in roblox?
roblox bristol
if he somehow makes it not a paywall event you're gonna be in trouble
Brittle
@violet panther THEY HAVE FUCKING OGURI CAP AS A TOWER DEFENSE WHAT THE FUCK
WHY FLOOF ANGY? 
you luck bastard henry
I can say why
Wrong server bro
how many games they brought chars in

Because Tsundere
nonono...how many ANIME characters they brought in
Every big anime titles is in there
not even tsundere, I don't think
she's just trying to be a fighter first and foremost
well at least it's not from Enigma of Sepia right?
⁶🤷♂️⁷

No sleep 
Magdeburg augment 
Nope
what is a kuudere
@obtuse crystal 
and why did it get deleted
wat he do
By manjuu logic, Asashio will get an augment before Shinano ever gets an oath skin
What?
hmm
Deleted because it was a meme?
Oh
How else am I supposed to explain it
I deleted it because it was a meme where the joke was making fun of Autistic people 
We got a rule about that, you know
So it was both yes
No it was mostly the Making fun of autistic people part
let Pin play Monster Hunter 
can you please link me the rules channel
I might be stupid enough to not even find it
I was searching it a lot. 
unsurprising
this is the same guy who was going on using the "c" word about Black people
The wha?
Oh hang on
Oh its in the fuckinh server guide
But im autistic
what was the rules before the rules
this was in 2020
We ain't supposed to post memes and I forgot lol
I have it on my computer somewhere, just give me a moment.
Light memes are fine
i mean, making fun of Autistic people feels like something you shouldn't need to read the rules to know not to do
Yeah
Pin, this is a pattern
i blocked the guy for defending his use of the c racist word
dudes' gonna just double and triple-down defensively again
Dam I didn’t know you were this strong
No I'm not

It's a silly image, just gimme a sec
Im autistic too and I don't post memes at all so what's your point exactly










