#al-general
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THIGHS
oh. now we are going into theoretical situations where germany would have won. fuckin red names istg

Oh goodness neo iron bood
MOVE TO FUCKING HISTORY LADS.
brother Lütjens made 30-min mistake, whole mission for nothing
Wolfenstein
im taking away your axis fat titty girls
and MIHC
I dare you
I uh…I don’t know passingboy
MOVE TO FUCKING HISTORY, OR ELSE IM GONNA PUT YOU INTO THE TIMEOUT CORNER
Move to history if you guys want this type of topic
same whos that
Gooner detected
i've only heard of passinggirl
tomorrow
Tree can speak 🗣
There we go
I can bonk your sister
Gameplay help is my comfort corner in this server
Now boobs 🎊
Chaos everytime in General
Chaos again

I love Wolfenstein but at the end bj blazkowicz killed hitler so well whats the point

Starting a discussion and then threatening with bans wjen it isnt going youre way ?
that's the charm 
MOVE TO HISTORY OR ILL GONNA PUNT YOU BACK
Huh he didnt
#Sirenlifedoesn'tmatter
He killed the scientist
Citadel this guy
And the lady
he did, but as off-commented by Grace
French opinion is Irrelevant opinion
Ah ok
He literally did, look at fucking 3-9 boss of Wolfenstein 3d will you
Exhibit number 1
Look how she's so happy
My opinion
Fight over her instead

“I lost my chinchillas, I was sad.”
Ships started to talk again I need my meds....
fucking leave yorktown alone
I dont remeber dp good sowy. I played new Order and new colossus 4 years ago i think

I can cook her 
Hehe
On the fucking pool
Not attracted to mentally unstable girl
Big pool
I like girls who are dumb
Just like you
So your explaining your self?
Plane waifu when
essex is not dumb, she is just slightly challenged at life
Sorry maybe this will help
I ate
:[
Baguette sucker
Opinion taken. Lovely!
Me and Essex need to be nerfed we just that good
imagine a gacha game that's like azur lane, but with aircrafts instead of ships
i'd play that
Wha? THEY'RE AMERICANS 
Lost child in aisle 6

He meant you
Lost child in aisle 6
i wanna see the F22 raptor as an anime girl
guys is a second William worth getting?
Customer service lost child in aisle 6 at the fruits section.

Yes. Also holy shit you're ripped.
IVE LOST MY 50/50 IN ZZZ
PEOPLE LIKE HIM PLAY THIS GAME?!
AND I HAVE TO PULL 90 FUCKING TIMES
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE-
ah yes, to Nekomata as usaul, right?
thats not me tho
@chris2lean on insta
but yeah he is ripped
Yeah ripped guys play azur lane🗿
i wanna be like him
at least the account is still there
I can log into my account on yostar site and it still shows up
I lost mine in genshin and left the gane forever
Scammed.
that is the reason why you guys shouldn't argue over history
that's for the best..for you
Passingboy fell for it
I'm not fr*nch too... Where do y'all keep thinking I'm French
MY LUCK WAS SO SHIT MAN
Bro wolfenstein isnt history
Hmm might have to ask yostar
He gone
If you resources then yeah otherwise you can compensate with those urins

Hah
will see
Wolfenstein is alternate history 
I know. I only wanted arlecchino….
i see, i still play, despite numbers of bad luck
#off-topic i had to spend 80+ wishes to get the guaranteed 5 star character
Is that suomi?
to only get a fat bitchass stupid looking piece of fucking shit
Oh fuk
._.

Not a realistic one but cool ahh architecture nonetheless
Than you should watch the man in the high castle
lore accurate

Yeah
Well it did stay stable
not anymore, with certain sabotage since New Order
that honestly sounds like an anime about someone in a High castle who got reincarnated from being hit by a truck just a thought tho
Its also painter win
But as series
it's about "what if Axis won the war, and story take placed in Occupied Ex-United States by Germany and Imperial Japan
._.
With yamato making a flex cruise under golden gate bridge
i had to touch the 90 wishes thing only to get nekomata
not only that
ive lost every 50/50 in 4 different hoyoverse games
Real
hi3,genshin,starrail and now zzz
The curse won't stop
I WANNA BREAK SOMETHING
with signature 1960s Yamato, Taihou-kai, and Ibuki, visit San Francisco
this shit is so relatable 😭 😭 😭
Why are gacha games so high on GB 
i've spent fucking hundreds replacing broken mice
Azur lane took half of my GB already
who u aimed to pull? Ye Shunguang?
yes
i just started
one Wolfenstein is close to real Wolfenstein, but the other wolfensteins are alternate yes (the new order timeline)
Hm? Am I missing something didn’t Yamato get sunk 15 years before that
like 2-3 days ago
RIP Tomato
The Japanese wet dream
, too bad the USA just swept them aside 
im actually going insane
Alternate history
4 hoyoverse games
Ohhh yeah
empire too large, and ppl too rebellous
At this point I should apply a job like I'm serious but I'm here talking to you guys about boats
Boobs
Jiggle physics
Boobs
Hm: Boobs
Oh and skins too
a cat is fine too

Tomato
DOGS BETTER ANYWAY
lol
That’s it
no, tomato, don't fuck cats
Boobs
I've seen this gif 1,028,339 times already.
wtf tomato
You don’t get to talk anymore
This Tomato guy going too far
and don't fuck dogs either
How you gonna call it
…
The feline soloution ?
Someone is going insane here
no u
Not real

this is fake cat
Tomato it’s time to calm down and go to sleep
which is the best
I physically cannot
Look at kitty

i just woken up like a less than 30 minutes ago
🍅 Tomato ?
damn bro you got some interest
how the FUCK am i supposed to go to sleep
Close your eyes?

what DR do you have
where the fuck is giang
lol
did you forget what DR are
Then do it virtually
Cooking Tomato
doctor?
this is probably the omen that became true for Tomato
, my condolence
research UR

Yoooo it’s the fox girl with the 2 personality’s I don’t play zzz so I don’t know what’s going on with her
she is not foxgirl
which ones

Really? I swear she was
fdg azuma drake?
she is a honse girl
Ohhhh that’s cool
hold on lemme get a drink
Wrong ping Gran I'm not into f1
Where is Giang buddy?
Grab me one too, wait what is it?
Giang probably go sleep
Hi tomat
Oh ffs opsi exist I’m not sad
hi riche
Ain't you sleeping
Suddenly a chaos happens again
insomnia kick in again

I'm honestly pissed by it again
Never
Guys, does anyone know what weed is? I've never heard of it. Is it some kind of guarantee from the UK?

agir, hakuryuu and friedrich der grobe

Uhhh
Mods
I got ägir and frederich the great 
Friedrich der grobe ? Didnt know she was so mean
Sure
You got Ägir dev 30 yet?
I remember wasting my entire wallet for more gems
(almost went broke btw)
i had to eat noodles for 3 days just to get new jersey's l2d
then enterprise's beach and onsen skin
so thats 3 times
See you in a couple months when she’s dev 30 bro
It's a type of beer.
@nova elm DM real quick
No
Now.
Aw :[
It won't be that fast bro. 
That's crazy
so u only see lolis and hags?
No girls likes me

Nah he doesn't even like girls it's a lie guys
I was bamboozled
A year?
Yea
Maybe they taste good?
Some months for sure


Ships doesn't looks like women to you?
or they have balls
Hmm, yes, they do look similar.
That's for making others pregnant
0_0
Hm

Cute pfp tho

those 4000 balls on her
I got a evil idea I should draw it fr
I'm getting worry on what gramp is thinking
WOAH
Yo
What?
Uh
took you awhile to realize?
My citadel room also felt that-
😭
What
Im not very experienced in the rubbing department mate.
just Emile thing
Uh…
Mostly since there's nothing to rub
Oh, they release the fish into the sea, yaaa:
Why bro deleted that I didn't saved it
? Oh you mean like lamps to summon genies for wishes right?

Scar horse
SS

Lwts go with that
time to sleep

good night all
God history is alive again. I can't believe it.
Good night
Gn dawg
Okk
The Sirens attacked our base and hit the water silo so I had to shower with USS Enterprise to conserve the water
There was no other way
the pe.people?

Wow live kannibalism 
This one too ?
SEE?!
Fry this one first.
Crazy I wanted to do war crimes there but I can't rn

Go to #history it's a bloodbath
I I went to eat, to catch vegans in order to eat them
I saw it
Well more like teenagers screaming at each other


@stiff forum there was a spider crawling on my bed a couple hours ago and now I’m laying down in bed and I don’t know where it is
yea imma play game till 4am again insomnia won't lemme sleep
feel like the nuke is incoming
Find it and gave it to me
Gonna fry it
Aight
They also hit the central heating so I’ve had to use HMS Illustrious’s chest as hand warmers
See
Siren are amazing
United in world peace!

die
da hell is that
Sirens are what keep the world happy and energetic
Expect for those shipgirls that always want to fight and cause chaos
DIE BESTEN FRAKTIONEN SIND SIREN!

I part understand this
Here
It says "The worse faction is Iron Blood"
NOW TIME TO SKEDADLE
And how the fuck did she win the special vote
Tentacles
Wrong.
Saved image
Probably canon in one of al 50 timelines
Cry about it

Burn it destroy it shoot that shit with 510 mm guns

The siren attack also burned all my socks so I had to use HMS Prince of Wales’s tummy to warm my feet
I don’t even have 5MM guns…
Im not gonna cry now since sivota asked me to
I got a sword tho
I got questions gramps how's the house gona withstand the blast
It’s made of plastic but still a sword
YESYESYES SIRENHELPING, COMMANDERLOVING!
Sirens are the best wingmans
Oh yeah I know him I seen him in game before
Cute
Ty
Holy auto correct
Cool. Block him.
I ate vegan, it was quite tasty

Why…
You ate a vegan?
Swing that to me so I can hit you back with the 510 mm guns
He's a notorious scammer, he scammed me 100.000 gold coins 
Okk!!!
/joking

Fake lie
WHATTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

TCH
I have to make this bigger
Surely not.
lol
Ig I’m adding on
Oh hell no.
Ima go see the other channels in the server lowkey haven’t been in them

Moom they're making fake edits of me
No proof
And how long will this last?
hmm
Idk
When he stop being French frmboy ig
Man Imma just sleep
I got work tommorow
GOLDUUUCIIIITTTYYYYY
I see someone knows peak
Cuddle?
Good night
Nah actually fuck yu
hi ayaya

Gn passingboy
._.

hi
Go commit reset SirenHater
yes ma'am

wtv u say ma'am

Shes the bottom what are you doing
she is?
eh still would let her do me ye
Well, I like the stockings.
Sleepy time
Urugh
Went through a Full phase change
Forgot to turn off notifi
Huge yes
idc
Man gonna turn evil now

put salt on that fucking snail
Necessarily 
woah what's blessings my eye
What the hell he came back 
I think my eye might as well got double blessed
You better not be talking about the little e
Its been up in al art for a while now
Strange considering last time he posted it it got deleted 
Anyways i have to go take my fish on a walk
My screen 
Quick question how your fish gonna breath
Oh I'm taking it on a walk in bikini bottom
big bouncy boingers
The only one I liked is the right one
sure, I could've looked up the requirements
But this just reminds me of how dumb all the ending requirements truly are
when did this release? how many years am I late to the raising simulator? 
fuck, now I need to do oceana too
Oceana is mercifully easier/less tedious 
Good morning
maybe I should speedrun the 4000 fitness ending, so I can get the peppy secretary
Boobies
Got best TB anyways
oh that would be nice
Barb
Orbs
what about fat tits
what about fat
she was into culinary arts
What about
Stop defiling ouur daughter
Poor girl
take this
Better
I will send that cat to Siberian forests
No more good skins for you, NYA
I am f2p kitty
shiranui can take over
too big
bout
Our condolences
paytronyage

the only reaction bro has
its a good reaction though don't get me wrong
UR pull south dakota not using the same sticker
What’s wrong w getting slimed
i don't want to get slimed

What did I miss here?

nothing
you're about to be missing some organs though
Ok, I must upgrade new weapons now
What do you mean?
I gonna steal ur bread away
Go ahead
Hmm
i took your kidneys while you weren't looking
Never
Where her shorts at
Ok, you can quit game now
I is called Lucky E for a reason
Lucky
Sheffield
Only 1/6% chance
I didn’t notice that, just took freely
akagi was disturbed
She has in jail now
oh and you got no lungs now
Suu can slime me 
Enterprise thigh pics
what
But i infinite
Flat
if you say so
Nah I’d win
you talking about hipper?

Yep
idk probably somewhere in al-art
Nah she‘d win
nah i'd
"whos that never heard of her"
who is she again
Fritz rumey
Rumey
Democracy needs you
Sodak can hug me all day
respect to south dakota
i too agree no essex
Roger
idk
aw ok
I has break Hornet legs and throw away
who is this girl
she's so thicc so amazing
i could her thighs clapping all day
WHAT
Fritz Rumey
aight
what did you do with hornet
Me running through your house
rumey was like
No, she want me to stomp cockroach, she has scared
Why though ?
Clap the SS 
You can’t find me now
Captain, shiver his timbers
came outta nowhere, only appeared in one event and then never again
rumey
Fritz Rumey
Bismarck pfp. Execute this guy
Cut his balls off
Las cannon
Turn him into a girl
thats a good thing tho
I will arrest you
oi you
what

shiver @lime cloak 's timbers
Only me is Commander
mustache boy wasnt allowed
What?
Oh no
I will clap your cheeks in wows
Take that tag off
you mean the austrian one or some random guy with a mustache
u play too? which nation
nation
what that

not server
i dont main bismarck
Southeast Asia
Thats US, what is NA supposed to mean
i do battlecruisers
us bbs are kinda garbage aside maine
I main american DDs
North America
You dissing my main Hannah Montana?
Oh thanks
and 1v1 CLs and CAs

Hi sodak

maine does shit against anything
True
Hi Richie
Bonjour Richelieu
I’m beefing with people
colombo simply exists

Something something Bismarck
ur opinion about WOWs Maine?
Make harder
Something what?
I prefer Ohio
Just hug teddy bear, why?
i dont do US. i do Germany
Got some oil

And my own states ship is a fuckass hybrid BB
tier 10 dreadnought

literally why tho
Hi sodak
Amazing
Any of you play WT naval ?

Wdym you FUCKED UP my states ship
Nooooo
Hmm
You could’ve put her as New Hampshire
Hildebrandt on too much steroids
Indeed
Nope
US again ?
A Airship?
You will eat your slop
Yeah
Has anyone listened to 4 raws
Such an ugly design
Wahhhhhhhh

Realistic pr arcade ?
This is goated
I play both
Big cannon
Dont worry little KM fan
We’ve got enough paper slop designs so you can cope your entire life!
Wich ones youre fav ?
“Weeeeh”
They thought about that while developing Lion supposedly although and it was thrown out the window thankfully
But my state was gonna have big BB
Then the only game with the chances messed it up
I know twin
😔😔😔😔

I find arcade better cause I can spawn in what I want right away instead of needing to gather points for bigger ships and that the games dont last as long
Then to make it all worse Louisiana doesn’t even have 4 guns
Rear one is like what
A Maine Gunn
Sodak
🤮
I like realistoc more cause germany has mostly destroyers anyway. And than its not immediatly all heavy cruisers and battleships spamming theyre shells
Dupleix
Rumey
Republique is becoming dream ship cause I like 4 barrels 
Damn gonna have so much university money to pay…
She also has the most penetration in Wows
Fictional character deffo Quietn
I think the power disparity between heavy cruisers, light cruisers and destroyers isnt so bad. Its when battleships get involved it feels like anything thats not a battleship or a torpedo will not do anything to them.
I need her
Shes fun
thats cap, i never saw her doing that good
Which is French
No need to pen when you can throw battleship sized petrol bombs

im 4 man deep in this german
and I'm whipping it round the suburban
płód are on chase gotta make the excursion

Yeah
so I manage this shit like I'm juergen
Except the North Dakota is lowk ass
Why does it look Japanese 
Its the New Mexico
Looks nothing like a Japanese ship
Shes a pretty girl
I don’t get it
If you squint all ships look alike
I am tired and taught of this for some reason 
I need more oil lol
squint your eyes
who's talking about her being good
I just said her penetration was the highest in game
Omg torpedo boat time to open fire
Looks like a Nagato class to me mate
sodak shoot this mf
Hmm
Zipangu WOWs when?
Reminds me of a rule the waves setup 
My ship with very little super structure
Don't insult my hillbillies 
the plan was to make it so that every enemy in sight gets obliterated before they can react

I wanna examine armour plate because irl steel ain't the same hardness all the way along

Is armour plate so ?
well
This dude just wanted to use this gif
Always my luck I hit a piece that's hard ASF and blunts all the bits
Melt that sucker instead
homogeneous armor plate (class B) is homogeneous
and should therefore have the same properties everywhere
Idk about yall
But I’m lowk aura farming and reactivating Missouri to fight some aliens
FH (facehardened) (class A) armor has a hardened steel face and a softer but more ductile steel backing layer
Class A please
I failed to gamble for Missouri in wows
Hmm
The gamble is to hard
I've had Missouri since when she first came out
Santa containers are shit
I only lucked twice on wows, Enty and Grem also Nikolai
And I won’t be able to touch Illinois till I complete 5 fucking lines
Screw Missouri we need Steven seagull licenced again 
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
Didn't the name change to John doe once the licence ran out?
Stupid movie but I still liked it
lol
Fly there
average southerner crashout
What US Battleship or cruiser should I try to Get in World of warships
Montana
We need New Hampshire
USS Texas











