al-general

[stiff forum]

what nations you grinded

[hearty salmon]

How tall is she

[devout bough]

like 3m

[stiff forum]

pretty sure mine only italy left

[meager haven]

2ft

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-dunkerque-gif-22031383

[hearty salmon]

JESUS

[blissful oxide]

sentinel resonator be released so fast when a world starts

[violet panther]

Cartethyia is 5'5" Fleudlys is 8'5"

[devout bough]

i know i know

how could RoyalNavyLover69 not play Britain

[blissful oxide]

someone calculated them

[lime cloak]

I think is 2

[stiff forum]

wait a min i didnt knew i can break bridges from when

[devout bough]

but the truth is i don't care about British Air all that much, and while their boats are nice

[hearty salmon]

A whole 3 feet of height and 60 extra cm of bust

[devout bough]

the boats i love aren't in the game

[pastel moat]

Nono pretty sure it's 3

[violet panther]

basically 155cm and 255cm

[blissful oxide]

these ppl never seen fleuderlys ingame smh smh

[oblique dove]

Alright then... anyway have fun playing game buddy

[lime cloak]

Ok I got it

[blissful oxide]

pig does

[devout bough]

the second the announce HMS Charybdis i'll grind British naval just for her

can't believe we still don't have 4.5 inch Didos in game

[lime cloak]

Wow beautiful ship

[devout bough]

or Scylla

[pastel moat]

Fun fact, her "boss form" that was adopted by the main baddie of the chapter is even taller

[trim gyro]

I misread that

[devout bough]

both would be fine

[hearty salmon]

5”5 is 151 8’5 is 263*

[lime cloak]

I see it

[glacial valve]

Goal achieved. Time to rest.

[pastel moat]

It's like 50% taller

[glacial valve]

[devout bough]

we can even have Scylla 2

[blissful oxide]

math moment

[stiff forum]

grind never stops

[violet panther]

thx for more thorough calculation, but yeah around that

[stiff forum]

[glacial valve]

Nana a a

[nimble dune]

how's your progress?

[blissful oxide]

nana npc mentioned

[hearty salmon]

My asian brain can’t resist

[devout bough]

Dido is super nice though

she's so pretty

[hearty salmon]

I’m thorough with my MILFs nato

[blissful oxide]

failed to beat her 2 times in duelist before winning for some reason

[hearty salmon]

I’m very thorough.

[devout bough]

love her turrets

[blissful oxide]

facts

[pastel moat]

How do you like the new rita

[lime cloak]

Name ship?

[glacial valve]

The only thing I'd really like is Terminator. But I think I'll just pay for the premium version when I have the money.

[devout bough]

HMS Dido

[hearty salmon]

I got all equips in 30 pulls

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/бмп-терминатор-т-15-бмп-терминатор-gif-9979904583407930088

[violet panther]

welll Fleudlys ain't technically a milf, but ok

[lime cloak]

British

[hearty salmon]

[pastel moat]

I'm skipping for mei

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/reed-timmer-gif-7909780497892242064

[blissful oxide]

anyways

[hearty salmon]

Buddy did we forget 8’5 and massive boobies

[devout bough]

mfw County-class but no Devonshire

[pastel moat]

But she's pure, not a mother

[hearty salmon]

Not if I can help it

[nova elm]

Goofy ahh tank, here have an HE shell.

[blissful oxide]

more like the moment of u consider one a milf or not

heh

[nova elm]

Catch

[lime cloak]

Kilo HQ 183

[blissful oxide]

kilometer

[devout bough]

?

[violet panther]

Leviathan boss-form is even bigger, at 14'7"

[opaque meteor]

Gamerlife acting like the avg AL fan today and not the precursor of lil e room 1 people

[lime cloak]

The submarine

[nova elm]

Meter Kiloed?

[blissful oxide]

leviathan hologram form is biggest

source: trust me bro

[lime cloak]

Yes

[mental swift]

If you play on little enterprise you're officially not the part of the og player club

[nova elm]

Imagine being so old that your server is only 1 word.

[violet panther]

compare to Cyrene's 4,500 miles-tall form.....in boss fight

[mental swift]

I guess I fall in that category

[blissful oxide]

compare to jue... nvm

[stiff forum]

good

[lime cloak]

Big trouble

[nimble dune]

nice

[blissful oxide]

also hyvatia evo form is absolute cinema

[lime cloak]

Absolutely Essex

[devout bough]

the KGV-class is so pretty

[nova elm]

Someone called?

[devout bough]

honestly my favourite British battleship in aesthetics

[nova elm]

Agreed.

[lime cloak]

Beautiful what is it?

[nova elm]

But i kinda prefer Hoods fortress look and Vanguard's sharp edges.

[devout bough]

HMS Prince of Wales

[nova elm]

Gobbla has risen

[lime cloak]

Oh Britain 🇬🇧

[nova elm]

No J A P A N.

[mental swift]

I just saw ironmouse face reveal

[lime cloak]

You wrong

[nova elm]

Wait what?

[violet panther]

the KGV's signature aircraft-deck-facility amidship, virtually voided superstructures in between

[nova monolith]

pls no

[violet panther]

[lime cloak]

HMS is for British

[nova monolith]

[nova elm]

Me always right

[lime cloak]

And IJN From Japan

[devout bough]

Nelson and Rodney just looks like bullpupped battleships

[nova elm]

Nu'uh HMS is for Hot Milf Ships.

[radiant cipher]

Would’ve been better aft

[mental swift]

Does anyone want to see her face

[devout bough]

not a fan of their aesthetics

[opaque meteor]

true?

[nova elm]

BUT THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL HELLO?

[lime cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/battleship-warship-uss-missouri-battleship-fire-cannon-fire-gif-14048301106970095650

[devout bough]

nah

[devout bough]

if you want an all forward ship looks no further than Dunkerques and Richelieus

[nova elm]

Do it #off-topic i wanna see

[lime cloak]

Lot cannons

[violet panther]

both german and british battleships had their aircraft facility amidship

[blissful oxide]

kgb

[nova elm]

Counter argument +1 more 16 inch

[blissful oxide]

[lone vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-gif-12100055351253481367

[opaque meteor]

Can i get buried in rodney's

[lone vapor]

hello people

[violet panther]

the KGVs, the Scharny and the Bis

[lime cloak]

No

[devout bough]

counterargument

[opaque meteor]

thats alot of 16 inch

[devout bough]

elegance and grace

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/peterstrasser-strasser-peter-azur-lane-gif-19756177

[blissful oxide]

dang

[lime cloak]

Find USS Yorktown

[devout bough]

truly the beauty paegeant winner

[lime cloak]

[opaque meteor]

french battleships beauty from the front from the back is UAD AI design ships

[wheat cosmos]

[nova elm]

Dang.

[violet panther]

still looks more elegant than the Nelsons , from the back

[lime cloak]

Richelieu

[blissful oxide]

hello

[rose spire]

Would that hurt?

[nova elm]

Sure its beautiful but look at all those wasted space

[lime cloak]

Will see

[violet panther]

how wasteful?

[devout bough]

what wasted space

[rose spire]

That’s a big ship

[devout bough]

Dunkerques too

so beautiful

[nova elm]

Had this been the Japanese they would've put more guns on it and make it extremely dangerous and unbalanced

[blissful oxide]

dunky

yamato moment

but its def too balanced, just not having good rng to be sank

[violet panther]

because they care for aircraft hangar-+deck margins

[lime cloak]

No helipad here

[violet panther]

not quite a waste

[nova elm]

Wait Riche had a catapult?

[wheat cosmos]

[devout bough]

i don't know if you've noticed

[wheat cosmos]

[devout bough]

but Richie's packed front to back with AA lol

[lime cloak]

Do you have submarine?

[violet panther]

and there triple-guns secondary turrets

[devout bough]

each of these little things is a 20mm btw

[modern dew]

balls

[blissful oxide]

hey nato play wuwa when

[devout bough]

war thunder doesn't have submarines

[modern dew]

yty

[lime cloak]

Oh I see

[violet panther]

probably not anytime soon, rather anticipating Endfield

[lime cloak]

I can sink USS Yorktown

[blissful oxide]

lmao

[nova elm]

The Japanese could fit another gun there making it so extremely back heavy that it would've been like seeing an old woman walk. Proffesional ship-building sense. 0/10.

[blissful oxide]

sounds reasonable

the game is 53gb on phone smh

[nova elm]

Only the mobile version

[lime cloak]

Richelieu is your favorite ship?

[nova elm]

BWHAHAHAHAHA

[stiff forum]

ammonution exploded

[lime cloak]

Stop laughing

[devout bough]

take a wild guess

[weary trellis]

if they add submarines, wouldn't people just sit underwater/at bottom of sea when they have the lead?

[devout bough]

[

[violet panther]

have heard well about phone-shenanigan of optimization

[nova elm]

"Fireworks as morale booster for Japanese troops"

[devout bough]

sit underwater where? in the cap point?

[lime cloak]

Absolutely yes

[blissful oxide]

lmfao

sarcasm moment

[devout bough]

how are you gonna get there at 3kts before the match ends

[nova elm]

Just at midway alone we got 4 extremely beautiful fireworks!

[devout bough]

[lime cloak]

Fireworks being cannon

[modern dew]

they should add naval to war thunder

[nova elm]

In mobile they fixed it so you actually have to surface to charge your batteries

[nova elm]

Seriously that would be such a good idea!

[devout bough]

mobile is fucking ass

i wouldn't take that as an example

it's basically a whole different game

[nova elm]

Well its the toilet edition

[devout bough]

only sharing the same name and some asset

[blissful oxide]

gaijin.exe

[nova elm]

Youre gonna have to compromise

[violet panther]

ye it's a compromise for portability

[devout bough]

||yeah because bvvd shat it out while taking a dump and he dug it up from the toilet bowl along with his other excrement||

[nova elm]

Its not bad honestly- just really unoptimized

[violet panther]

||since u can play that while on toilet, it's techynically true||

[weary trellis]

I remember in first battlefield game, they had movable carrier that are spawn point. allies will move the carrier closer to Cap points.
and enemies will hijack carriers and put them at map edges

[nova elm]

See, Gaijin is beeg brain.

I mean in a sense that's true

[blissful oxide]

miles away from toilet flush device

after samsung fridge

[shut crane]

cat

[nova elm]

No mobile game is really optimized

[blissful oxide]

using mobile in 2026

[devout bough]

shit beater 9000, breaks up your shit in the bowl so it doesn't get stuck down the drain

[nova elm]

But if they can turn call of duty into a mobile version with all of its greedy ass hands and intentions. I think war thunder can

[blissful oxide]

lmao, jamming the flush

[nova elm]

I don't have a laptop stop bulleh me

[devout bough]

i don't think a phone can actually make it down the toilet

[weary trellis]

optimized to used SnapDragon SoC

[devout bough]

but idk

i'm not a toilet architect

[nova elm]

Wanna try?

[blissful oxide]

just get bigger one

[blissful oxide]

snapdragon 8 gen 4

[nova elm]

TOILET ARCHITECH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[meager haven]

Shartitect

[weary trellis]

somebody playing AL on their Samsung SmartFridge

[violet panther]

ehh Japan increasingly use pre-fabbed toilets, especially in hotels

[devout bough]

someone has to design it somehow

[devout bough]

pre...fapped?

[nova elm]

"mm yess. This doodoo is brutalistic in style, doesnt mix well with my Art Deco toilet bowl"

[devout bough]

i didn't know my toilet fapped for me

[meager haven]

Pre HUH

[devout bough]

[nova elm]

Fapped

How

Brother.

[violet panther]

if it's prefapped, then expect Skibidi-girl soon

[nova elm]

I'm fking crying.

[meager haven]

Japan the true gooners god damn

[violet panther]

[devout bough]

my toilet does massage my ass for me though

[nova elm]

What

[blissful oxide]

woah

is there ai installation?

[devout bough]

it tickles your anus too

[meager haven]

Lewd

[mental swift]

ALVITR MENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[weary trellis]

until you have 120psi of water pressure

[violet panther]

Sukichi-toilet system in Japan sure does blow warm air, auto rinse

[nocturne ether]

[nova elm]

ToiletAI :

Scans your dookie pattern to sell your data to advertisers so they now all know when you shiet.

[blissful oxide]

reminds me of burning someone ass

[nova elm]

[blissful oxide]

[devout bough]

the... what?

[blissful oxide]

more like check the ingredients and share to the owner instead

[violet panther]

mechanical and electrical toilet

[nova elm]

I dont think this guy likes peter strasser.

[rose spire]

You hate Peter Strasser I see

[nova elm]

Mechanically wipes your rear?

[blissful oxide]

dang

[blissful oxide]

imposing ai

[violet panther]

or "Washiki Toire"

[nocturne ether]

nice

[nova elm]

Dang. Whats next? My toilet gonna help me hold up my newspaper at 5 AM in the morning?

[devout bough]

oh

[nova elm]

Toilet with integrated Instagram reels, TikTok, YouTube shorts, Spotify?

[violet panther]

it has buttons on right side for :

• blow warm air on your ass
• water rinse for either ass or "front" (for ladies)
• electrically warm toilet seat
  among others

[devout bough]

i haven't seen one of those in a while

[devout bough]

yeah

it's not even like some ultra luxury thing

basically every home has it

[heady pawn]

Who the heck still reads newspaper nowadays?

[violet panther]

it's like compulsory in japan, almost every toilet i encountered in trip

unless very-rural

[glacial valve]

HESH

[nova elm]

Mmm... Grok?

[blissful oxide]

elonAI

[nova elm]

Are you...

[blissful oxide]

grok employee

[devout bough]

yes

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-new-jersey-gif-8719189388350729856

[nova elm]

Party

[low musk]

WOAAAAA

[devout bough]

Idk but i have this phone holder

that's stuck to the door

in front of my toilet room

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/zaunvi-caitvitwt-gif-1251875630135871970

[hearty salmon]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED (To the bedroom)

[low musk]

@modern moon i gift you bro

[violet panther]

i nailed soap holder on wall opposite of toilet for impromtu phone rest

[nova elm]

RARE CHARACTER BOND MOMENT!!!

[agile silo]

i feel like

[nova elm]

Mmmm....

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/idiocracy-toilet-gif-27560028

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[devout bough]

i just stick up the 100 yen daiso hook hanger thing

9 of them costs like 100 yen

[agile silo]

ofc taihou meta...

[blissful oxide]

lmao

[violet panther]

Daiso has that huh? may be i'll go find one

[blissful oxide]

u dont, u just need remote control and a tv facing ur toilet

[modern moon]

Coincidence I was watching the incident of the UPS

[low musk]

2019 INCIDENT

[lavish oracle]

bro

[devout bough]

[lavish oracle]

i swear to fucking god

[blissful oxide]

12b yen incident

[lavish oracle]

some people just allow themselves to get cyberbullied

[blissful oxide]

u swear to... batman femboy? not again bruh

[devout bough]

hah no don't

[lavish oracle]

wah wah im getting trash talked in an online game 😭

[violet panther]

a toilet in a Shanghai department store have exactly that

[blissful oxide]

where

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberbully-cyberbullies-cyber-bully-computer-gif-20782000

[lavish oracle]

and then you see them NOT using the fucking mute or block feature that was implemented by the fucking devs???????????????????????

[blissful oxide]

innovations

[lavish oracle]

are you fucking stupid?

holy fuck

[blissful oxide]

relax batman, we know notihng

[nova elm]

Beeg brain

Is this therapy session now?

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-catwoman-arkham-video-games-genderswap-gif-17578922

[nova elm]

WHAT

HUH?!

[low musk]

200 video, 1 music lol

[violet panther]

it also showcase in a Huawei store, from phones, toilets, tvs, computers, laptops, and the damn cars....in same store

[nova elm]

||batman got cake tho I'll give him that||

[agile silo]

okay....max fuck you

[devout bough]

hmmmm

[stiff forum]

@nimble dune

[blissful oxide]

damn

who even thinked of that lmao

[nova elm]

Just another Sunday lads. Max wins yet another one

[low musk]

TU TU DU DU MAX VERSTAPPEN

[nova elm]

EYUU SHES MINE

[stiff forum]

@ionic gulch

[ivory bridge]

You're mine

[blissful oxide]

only if average iq in algen is 1

[nova elm]

Oh how lovely

[azure quartz]

Hey are there any german guilds on Lexington?

[nocturne ether]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-kid-six-seven-67lolololol-gif-13011948879493822709

[low musk]

I LOVE MAX 💝

[agile silo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-celebration-gif-25163283

[ivory bridge]

[devout bough]

idk how would i know

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/fenrys-anime-dance-chillin-in-another-world-with-level-2-super-cheat-powers-gif-14203809473933614123

[nova elm]

C'mere my cute kitty pie

[violet panther]

use Huawei phone, laptop, use Hauwei-Home-System on their house, and also drive Huawei car

[blissful oxide]

huawei-controlled life

[agile silo]

Honda phone

[blissful oxide]

damn

[violet panther]

and ofc, Huawei toilet and bathroom

[ivory bridge]

Shit

[blissful oxide]

huawei cctv

[ivory bridge]

Uh

Okay :3

[nova elm]

Login > Room chat 1 > Ich bin Deutscher, bietet jemand eine Gilde an?

[nocturne ether]

huawei personal data

[violet panther]

worth paying CCP-approval fee

[agile silo]

@blissful oxideyour falling off

[nova elm]

Great success

[devout bough]

formi

[glacial valve]

[azure quartz]

@nova elm vielen Dank!

[agile silo]

im rank 3142

[blissful oxide]

saves one of their drones to monitor ur house

[violet panther]

if not for twintail ribbon, could mistaken that for Anchorage

[weary trellis]

https://youtu.be/gq0gb4Sh4Yc?si=p-36c2qnt7pkea5s

[low musk]

HOLY MOLY

[ivory bridge]

Mahal ko siya

[nova elm]

Ja ja auf diese Weise Die Engländer verstehen dich nicht!

[low musk]

FORMIDABLE

[devout bough]

hmmm

[nocturne ether]

if anyone is standing beside the car... bye bye ankles

[serene elm]

peak

[nova elm]

Aku cinta kamu

[violet panther]

yes, it's for funny safety-procedure, but China infrastructure has increasing battery-switch service

[low musk]

Peak

[nova elm]

OMG NO DONT RUIN PRICELESS TREASURES OF THE NILE!

[lime cloak]

Welcome to Cairo

[blissful oxide]

nile crocodile

[nova elm]

YOU PIZZA SHAPED DONUT BRAINED GIRL

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/crocodile-sneaking-crawling-stalking-predator-gif-13811055

[lime cloak]

Bruh

[low musk]

PIZZA ?

[nova elm]

I know that one is in florida but-

[violet panther]

[weary trellis]

or imagine the battery is already compromised, now the cars next to it gets a firebomb

[blissful oxide]

the shadow of corruption

[low musk]

ADD PINEAPPLE TO PIZZA

[devout bough]

damn it my ptsd is acting up

[nova elm]

Old

[devout bough]

there we go i fixed it

[ivory bridge]

Mahal rin kita

[devout bough]

did a bit of a sloppy job before

[lime cloak]

And tomato sauce

[blissful oxide]

kau cinta orang pula

[violet panther]

and sliced cucumbers

[lime cloak]

+1 subscribed

[serene elm]

[blissful oxide]

🫵

[devout bough]

@grok add pinapple to this man's head

[lime cloak]

And chocolate

[violet panther]

and marmite

[lime cloak]

And mayonnaise

🤌🏻🤌🏻

[violet panther]

and fried rice on pizza

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/mayonnaise-kamen-rider-gif-14337014197371889031

[lime cloak]

[modern moon]

I feel so Essex rn

[lime cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/challenger-2-autocannon-fv4034-cr2-foxtrot12-gif-11577735655859305694

[rose spire]

Either I’m hearing gunshots or fireworks but it’s the 5th of January or maybe it’s some car with a fucked up engine or sum

[lime cloak]

Yeah

[violet panther]

hope u ain't in Venezuella

[modern moon]

You're not certified as Essex

[lime cloak]

Evacuation for Venezuela

[stiff forum]

how tf i survived

[lime cloak]

What do you want comrade?

[blissful oxide]

irl bug

[modern moon]

Venezuela is a great country to spot some B-2's

[blissful oxide]

trust

[violet panther]

"Give me Maduro, and or Give me OIL" 🦅

[lime cloak]

1% lucky

[blissful oxide]

god forgot to fix the bug

[stiff forum]

the high ping helped me thanks gaijin

[blissful oxide]

and to spot certain radar system malfunction, right?

[nova elm]

Okay i dont have hiragana or kanji so fuk it

[nova elm]

Anata de aru dake de watashi wo shiawase ni suru

[lime cloak]

100% being 1% chance

[stiff forum]

fell from really high

[nova elm]

Iye. @shrewd adder tuh

[lime cloak]

[blissful oxide]

oooo

[rose spire]

I’m like on the other side of the world

[blissful oxide]

no wonder

[weary trellis]

she's doing it wrong

[violet panther]

good to hear

[agile silo]

A

[nova elm]

Congratulations your plane has now been promoted to manually guided missile!

[ivory bridge]

Gusto ko ring lagi kita kasama, masaya na rin ako dun

[nova elm]

ommmamamiaaaA!

[lime cloak]

Is just normally

[modern moon]

Bakla ito guys

[violet panther]

an Indian mermaid

[ivory bridge]

Di ah

[violet panther]

[hearty salmon]

Truly a man in his own class

[lime cloak]

Is just a fish

[stiff forum]

damn can i join them

[novel bobcat]

now post her australian base skin variant

[stiff forum]

that hot

[nova elm]

No words can express, The feeling I get just by being with youUUUUuUUuU!!!

[weary trellis]

only if you become a shipfu

[hearty salmon]

mmm perfectly sized Large massive milky cannons for such a small frame

[rose spire]

But my country has like one of the most strict gun laws so it’s def not

[stiff forum]

this tier dont have missils thank fully

[lime cloak]

That was great

[stiff forum]

unless uptier

[stiff forum]

bet bet

joining them then

[modern moon]

Ginagago mo ba ako?

[nova elm]

Shes a mermaid right... Why does her fish part curve to look like fake thighs?

[nova elm]

Brother. You become the missile!

[ivory bridge]

Di ako bakla, ikaw bakla

[modern moon]

Burat

Isang kang burat

[ivory bridge]

What

I'm not familiar with filipino slang

[modern moon]

Gago pala ito

[lime cloak]

[nova elm]

Oh no I don't understand TyphoonSpeak

[modern moon]

Bisaya ito

[ivory bridge]

Oh ok

[modern moon]

Galing Mindanao

[modern moon]

Luh galit na siya

[viscid sedge]

Australian base skin variant? what?

[ivory bridge]

Iniistorbo mo kasi flirting ko

[nova elm]

Look up her base skin

[modern moon]

Pre lalaki

[novel bobcat]

As this is an English-language server, please use English when on this server at all times. Please do not carry out conversations in other languages. For other language communities, please check out #international-port

[ivory bridge]

Bakit ba, bi ako

[rose spire]

I wonder what a missile feels like

[modern moon]

Luh bat flirting mo ako

[nova elm]

I got the exact vehicle for you

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-clarkson-speed-face-blowing-back-gif-2771055471087729452

[lime cloak]

Ano ang pinagsasabi mo?

[rose spire]

Stop gatekeeping tell me now

[ivory bridge]

Manahimik ka na nga

[modern moon]

Saan ang SABAW!!!!

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-10804346947536782797

[violet panther]

threading wind on Mach 3+ to your face be like

[devout bough]

who are all these people

on EN wiki

[modern moon]

Ayaw ko nga

[novel bobcat]

can you two speak english already or sod off to int. port. English only here

[nova elm]

Simple. You ask your nearest marine recruiter

[modern moon]

Okay

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/zero-plane-bomb-formation-gif-14798830

[nova elm]

Anzeel, wolf, Savoy, Maria, and Lady E are my wife

[rose spire]

People from the lore but dw because the actual lore of the game is boobs

[lime cloak]

May nagnakaw yata

[nova elm]

The rest is idfk.

[frank marten]

First two are sirens and kansens creators

[nova elm]

AMAZING ! YOU ACTUALLY READ THE LORE

[frank marten]

Madam M and Lady E are both sirens

[ivory bridge]

Simply thinking of you makes my day better

[nova elm]

2026 humanity Redemption arc is so real

[rose spire]

At least they’re bad

[viscid sedge]

Bon Homme is a ship girl

[nova elm]

And they're mine.

[rose spire]

I don’t think there is any near me

[rose spire]

What if I just said no

[nova elm]

Does your country not have a navy?

[nova elm]

I'll beat you

[lime cloak]

Absolutely yes

[rose spire]

Yeah I just don’t really wanna do allat too much work

[rose spire]

Sorry

[novel bobcat]

Lady E my beloved

[stiff forum]

hold bbgs how about i beat u both instead so no one needs to win

[novel bobcat]

everything for the empress

[rose spire]

OKK

[lime cloak]

Stop being war

[viscid sedge]

i'm 100% convinced that Ganj is the largest in chest size of the pirate girls

[ivory bridge]

Are we going to continue this or do we stop

[nova elm]

Lemme think of like some sweet words

[frank marten]

ball

[rose spire]

She’s a good person in my heart there is nothing wrong with sirens they are nice kind gentle especially empress

Don’t fall for propaganda Vote Empress NOW

shipgirls are evil sirens are good

[ivory bridge]

How long will this go on for

[rose spire]

Sirens just wanted a home

[lime cloak]

They are cruel and dangerous

[nova elm]

idfk until we die

[frank marten]

Heretics

[nova elm]

Lmfao

Wanna stop? Or?

[ivory bridge]

Hell yeah

[nova elm]

Yes yes

[lime cloak]

Just stop

[modern moon]

Wise words

[ivory bridge]

Oh

[nocturne ether]

colette is waifu too

[viscid sedge]

Sirens are just doctors, scientists and engineers looking for a new home.

[ivory bridge]

Dms then 🔥

[rose spire]

But then those filthy human thought worse and created shipgirls now we have these horrid creatures named shipgirls hurting sirens

[frank marten]

[nova elm]

What the

GUYS HELP-

[rose spire]

Never actually done a bad thing btw

[novel bobcat]

we all know Aoste is best girl

[nova elm]

I can't with 1-1 interactions

[lime cloak]

This sounds not good here

[novel bobcat]

[lime cloak]

Hmm affirmative

[frank marten]

weak

[ivory bridge]

This is your fault

[modern moon]

Bro is desperate of help

[lime cloak]

Ayo, calm down

[ivory bridge]

You'll learn just by talking to me

[low musk]

YESSIR, KETCHUP

[nova elm]

TIME I GOT A GF SHE BIT ME IM TRAUMATIZED

[modern moon]

[low musk]

I LOVE KETCHUP

[rose spire]

Name me 1 bad thing a siren has done

[violet panther]

[modern moon]

Cannibalism GF

[lime cloak]

+2 subscribed

[nova elm]

Clearly nothing. As siren is very good.

[frank marten]

dont give me mats

[nova elm]

No evil.

[ivory bridge]

You'll be fine

[nova elm]

That's scam cat problem

[lime cloak]

Captured

[low musk]

I WILL SHOT DOWN U BY PATRIOT-3 MISSILE

[nova elm]

:[

[frank marten]

siren bad kansen good Boob GREAT

[rose spire]

Thanks for being on my side passingboy

[ivory bridge]

Alright I'm gonna go on your dms now

[modern moon]

Aye big boy fire up the grill I want my burger toss around the garden

[lime cloak]

Woah chill

[modern moon]

[viscid sedge]

btw about this, its how she's positioned in the skin that gives off the fake thighs.

[nova elm]

Yeah

[frank marten]

[pine oasis]

As far as i know in bismarcks story they betrayed her in the end when she got sunk

[rose spire]

Join sirens today

[nova elm]

Don't write anything wierd

[frank marten]

nuh'uh

[nova elm]

Yeah because Bismarck tried it for selfish gains

[low musk]

BIG BAG

[lime cloak]

Destroy those siren

[rose spire]

Yeah but Bzwei turned on them and is now back so it’s fine

[frank marten]

good siren is dead siren

[mental swift]

FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY

[frank marten]

[rose spire]

Captured what?

[stiff forum]

goodluck

[rose spire]

Congrats Ägir is amazing and still using her to this day

[stiff forum]

shes good

[ivory bridge]

Don't worry too much

[stiff forum]

[lime cloak]

Unknown

[rose spire]

Shipgirl lover

[nova elm]

Uhuh

[stiff forum]

uh huh

[frank marten]

[mental swift]

To this day? Aren't you a newbie

[rose spire]

Weird way to spell shipgirls

[nova elm]

You do know that all technology comes from siren right? Where do you think those cubes come from?

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-wash-washing-machine-screaming-gif-2988230697739988192

[lime cloak]

Send hall

[devout bough]

i will go to bed

[rose spire]

How do I respond to this…

[devout bough]

goodnight laners

[lime cloak]

[nova elm]

I MEAN TECHNICALLY- HE AINT WRONG.

[violet panther]

Sirens are also the clankers

[stiff forum]

gn pig

[lime cloak]

Good night my friend

[rose spire]

Gn pig

[devout bough]

may Taihou visits you in bed

[frank marten]

That's why we have to kill em

[rose spire]

She does

[devout bough]

because if she visits mine i'm chasing her away

[stiff forum]

is that a gift?

[nova elm]

But then you get no technology

[devout bough]

[low musk]

@lime cloak DOCTOR, I WANT MORE KETCHUP

[nova elm]

No more shipgirls

[stiff forum]

i think they will like it

[lime cloak]

Nah, I unlocked all the door

[stiff forum]

[lime cloak]

Absolutely

[devout bough]

I ALREADY HAVE CHARYBDIS HERE DAMN IT GET AWAY

MENTALLY ILL WOMAN

[low musk]

@lime cloak lol

[lime cloak]

Send me a friend

[devout bough]

ok bye

[low musk]

Friend?

[opaque meteor]

oof

[nova elm]

Me and assrey cosplayed as cats

[stiff forum]

[lime cloak]

Absolutely Cinematic

[nova elm]

Great fun.

[lime cloak]

Bye

[peak plover]

I would accept roon, but taihou is not my type

[nova elm]

Do you wanna see boobflation Hipper?

I got the cursed grail.

[lime cloak]

Yep, I subscribed to your channel

[frank marten]

[low musk]

@lime cloak

[low musk]

Channel ???

[lime cloak]

Yep

[frank marten]

too much pixels

[opaque meteor]

no one's eyes deserve to be violated like that

[low musk]

I have video of it

[nova elm]

Bro I can almost see the picture. Turn up the pixels.

[agile silo]

ships who is loudest in combat, is also loudest in bed

[lime cloak]

A church?

[peak plover]

No pixels?

[nova elm]

Z52.

[low musk]

He has shotgun and a Assault Rifle

[lime cloak]

Z46

[nova elm]

I mean I can use that picture of Hipper as like. A psychological attack probably

[frank marten]

Z deez nut

[low musk]

Remember 2019 Mosque?

[rose spire]

Damn bruh what to watch on Netflix

[mental swift]

NO

NO

NO

[lime cloak]

Prinz Eugen

[nova elm]

Counter argument : you don't have nuts!

[violet panther]

ain't Z46 a very quiet type?

[frank marten]

ball

[lime cloak]

Why?

[stiff forum]

Blud playing peak

[nova elm]

KPOP DEMON HUNTERS!

[opaque meteor]

that godforsaken show

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/huntrix-excited-friday-eve-gif-9768280837211681986

[mental swift]

Z46 IS A GOOBER

[rose spire]

Okk so anyone but you give me a recommendation

[pine oasis]

All quiet on the western front

[nova elm]

fuck u

It was a good movie

[peak plover]

servus

[low musk]

Yt or Tiktok?

[opaque meteor]

breaking bad

[frank marten]

https://tenor.com/view/kpop-le-paf-rumi-rumi-core-maki-gif-14327971591768463109

[low musk]

Smth

[mental swift]

wwe smackdown

[pine oasis]

Moin

[opaque meteor]

breaking bad

[lime cloak]

But Z46 has snoring louder

[violet panther]

until 5000 ships and 200k men storm beaches in certain June

[opaque meteor]

jesse we need to cook

[mental swift]

oh damn

[lime cloak]

YouTube

[peak plover]

u know what goin on?

[low musk]

Jesse, let's me cook~

[lime cloak]

No

[rose spire]

Wtv you say

[stiff forum]

Jesse there's a panther Jesse do not have skill issue JessE

[low musk]

Alr

[nova elm]

Is this what those Ukrainian drone operators see??? God increase the aid package holy-

[pine oasis]

Uh….the movie is first world war and not second

[opaque meteor]

note to everyone do not let essex cook

[violet panther]

ik, but ty

[pine oasis]

Random things i guess

[mental swift]

What about my suggestion

[lime cloak]

And your sister

[opaque meteor]

do not let commander cook

[lime cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-meme-spin-tank-gif-4023090852990224147

[violet panther]

ah yes, an Oscilating turret

[rose spire]

Not there for me

[stiff forum]

I saw a tank

[low musk]

@lime cloak NAH BRO, COUNTRYHUMAN IN UR CONTENT ?????????

[lime cloak]

Yeah, I teleport to Iron Blood

[rose spire]

Not there for me

[low musk]

Uh ok

[opaque meteor]

no

[lime cloak]

Yeah

[rose spire]

Raw is better

[pine oasis]

Put age up maybe

[low musk]

Lol

[mighty oak]

Guys, i love this reaction.
I spam it in all my group😂😂😂

[low musk]

Ok

I edit now

[lime cloak]

Why?

[nova elm]

Aww a small child

[rose spire]

[opaque meteor]

no

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/m1a2-abrams-autocannon-foxtrot12-m1-abrams-abrams-tank-gif-2719305628727859375

[opaque meteor]

do not the iron blood girls

[modern moon]

I saw a crime scene

[mental swift]

well yeah watch raw and also all the pay-per-views on there, those are all watchable there

[opaque meteor]

you will lose your willy d

[rose spire]

Iron blood girls are mean sirens are nicer

[low musk]

YAY, ABRAMS

[nova elm]

Yeye ahh you dont

[opaque meteor]

oh look an abrams

[rose spire]

When did they add it to Netflix?

[lime cloak]

More than Z46

[modern moon]

Not irl in this group

[pine oasis]

Ironblood only good girls

[frank marten]

die siren sympathiser

[opaque meteor]

warthunder elite crew + loader got a monster

[mental swift]

Last year

[frank marten]

[lime cloak]

But why?

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/antiair-artillery-aa-gif-6003741827593006620

[opaque meteor]

agreed

[lime cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/di-plein-tank-rampage-destroyer-gif-18841784

[violet panther]

a ?

[opaque meteor]

siren lives don't matter

[frank marten]

[stiff forum]

Trolling with gepard

[mental swift]

Wait you aren't from USA right or im wrong

[violet panther]

they don't bother about life either, since they're clankers

[nova elm]

I think? Could be the Russian prototype knock-off one

[rose spire]

I’m not

[stiff forum]

he is from the planet where Subnautica creatures came from

[opaque meteor]

4546b?

[mental swift]

Yeah then you can watch every single WWE thing on Netflix

[nova elm]

Counter argument.

Siren produces 95% of the azur lane economy

[rose spire]

Is Roman reigns in smackdown or still in raw?

[frank marten]

OpSi is life

[nova elm]

100% of all northern Parliament and Iron blood equipment are siren produced

#RightsforSirens

[violet panther]

u mean Siren-based-technology, not Siren themselves

[nova elm]

#SirenLivesMatter

#CancelOpSi!

#AzurLaneWarcrimes!

[frank marten]

Siren are matter

[pine oasis]

Doesnt mean they need human rights if they make equippment

[frank marten]

I need their materials

[mental swift]

I think he's off shooting street fighter but from his last appearance he was in raw

[stiff forum]

Sirenhead

[devout bough]

although honestly chat

maybe Taihou is not so bad

[opaque meteor]

tarrrif time

[modern moon]

What are these hashtags lol

[peak plover]

be sorry for child

[nova elm]

How about trade!

[devout bough]

i'd take anyone being affectionate with me at this point

[mental swift]

What made you change your opinion

[devout bough]

[devout bough]

i'm lonely

[opaque meteor]

siren recieve rodney broadside i recieve materials to make rodney stronger

[peak plover]

at least down bad

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-super-truth-nova-truth-meme-gif-16889273424352737553

[devout bough]

my last relationship ended with me escaping the friend zone, then got shoved back into the friend zone

[frank marten]

How about trade with my leads

[rose spire]

#freesirenstheyaregoodpeopleunlikethoseshipgirls

[opaque meteor]

including bis?

[mental swift]

why are you hunting for affection

[stiff forum]

I had to install my modules 5 times to read that

[mental swift]

when you can hunt for passion

[rose spire]

Time to watch raw from when it started till now.

[devout bough]

because the girl said she wanted to give it a try but she was close to me because i reminded her of her (girl) best friend back at her home town

[mental swift]

Yeahh that's the spirit

[modern moon]

Man all of my wisdom cubes gone after getting Kent always

[devout bough]

so i got out of the friend zone when she agreed to date me, and then got shoved back into the friend zone

[opaque meteor]

can someone put a brain in my aux slot rq

[rose spire]

Nah Bismarck nice trust

[nova elm]

Fyi :

Siren Coalition has a free training program for all shipgirls from everywhere. Bismarck was a graduate of this program!

Heres a pic of a current member in 2 week training

[devout bough]

[nova elm]

[rose spire]

Ty

[frank marten]

Shut up French

[lime cloak]

She is dangerous

[frank marten]

[opaque meteor]

FYI do not let essex cook

[nova elm]

She's British

[opaque meteor]

this propaganda is not working

[rose spire]

Bismarck graduated? I knew sirens were good people!!!!

[lime cloak]

Bruh, and you Enty

[nova elm]

Yup! Full scholarship and all!

[peak plover]

speak truth

[opaque meteor]

i cooked your grimace shake be grateful

[novel bobcat]

wait a minute..... since observer won our siren voting this year....that means we are getting the equipable tentacles as a reward

[nova elm]

Yes.

[modern moon]

I love this chaotic festive cht

[rose spire]

How is it propaganda when this is true?

[pine oasis]

Yeah id write that in my resume. We are a school that graduates war criminals

[devout bough]

anyways i'm going to sleep byeeeeeeeeeeeee

[rose spire]

I knew bismark could do it!!!!

[nova elm]

Shut up before I cram your fuselage with sidewinders

[devout bough]

[rose spire]

Gn pig have a good sleep

[nova elm]

TAKO!

[stiff forum]

Mommy

[modern moon]

Okay Pissingboy

[nova elm]

Wait but if that happens he's gonna get a second one-

[rose spire]

Whattttttttt!!!!!

[opaque meteor]

im going this shove lemons into essex one at a time and im not specifying which end

[nova elm]

MAXIMUM 1 TENTACLE PER ACCOUNT! THOSE WHO HAVE IT WILL GET GEMS!

(this is so he doesn't get two)

[stiff forum]

Pissingboy 💀

[mighty oak]

Ping&ning sister oath skin... Ahhhhhhh~~

[rose spire]

Friedrich Carl and implacy spotted

[frank marten]

More siren's bodies part for me ig

[rose spire]

[lime cloak]

Go ahead

[frank marten]

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/f22-lockheed-martin-f22raptor-plane-jet-plane-gif-15000947

[lime cloak]

I dare you

[peak plover]

yeah brother, welcome to ironblood

[rose spire]

Can you vote sirens?

[pine oasis]

No. We vote only ironblood ships

[opaque meteor]

#killallsirens

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/f22-missile-air-force-fighter-jet-gif-27431989

[stable plank]

[peak plover]

yes

[nova elm]

Just to be safe

[nimble rain]

anyone else had issues with logging in but no server reads your data?

[frank marten]

[nova elm]

Is your internet healthy?

[opaque meteor]

yk what kill the iron blood as revenge for hood

[frank marten]

restart

[nimble rain]

yyyyup

[peak plover]

btw, August Schlieffen when?

[nimble rain]

oh belive me I tried 10 times

[nova elm]

Hmm

Try clearing your cache

[opaque meteor]

is your account of choice logged in

[pine oasis]

Someones still hurt by loosing big ship fast

[nimble rain]

ya

[mental swift]

Im 4 man deep in this german

[rose spire]

Might wanna ask gameplay help and if it still doesn’t work maybe ask feedback help? Or wherever the bug reports are

[nimble rain]

already tried

[nova elm]

You lost 2.

[nova elm]

Hmm

[nimble rain]

I did

[pine oasis]

Still not in 15 minutes

[lone vapor]

I JUST

FUCKING

[nimble rain]

I am reinstalling it
will see

[lone vapor]

LOST MY 50/50

[frank marten]

[rose spire]

That’s it enterprise you’re losing your power of friendship and I’m calling Akagi on your ass

[opaque meteor]

at least we didn't lose our captial ship to ww1 aircraft made out of fabric

[peak plover]

Bismarck engaged only 46 seconds in the war

[rose spire]

Hmm idk then sorry

[lime cloak]

Same

[opaque meteor]

bet

[mental swift]

Of what

[nimble rain]

[opaque meteor]

[nova elm]

Graf spee sunk in 3 minutes by scuttling because you thought there's way more British than there actually were

Boom countered!

[pine oasis]

Time for one shell to fly lol

[opaque meteor]

watch me run her 1s

[pine oasis]

Hood got one hit

[lone vapor]

YE SHANGGUANG

[peak plover]

the shell flew only 46 seconds and split the hood in half

[opaque meteor]

bismarck one hit her own radar

• hood was a ww1 bc

[pine oasis]

Yeah, Bismarck one shor youre hood. She just let her shoot a bit before shooting back

Lol

[opaque meteor]

its only a theory as well

[nova elm]

*Fire control radar

Minor correction

[opaque meteor]

its not confirmed hood got sunk by bismarck

[opaque meteor]

tomato potato

[nova elm]

Doesn't counter my argument try again

[rose spire]

2 iron blood fans arguing one is on hood side one is on Bismarck side how do I respond

[peak plover]

they needed 41 ships to sink her, still took multiple days to do that

[stable plank]

you dont

[lime cloak]

I will kidnapped your sister

[pine oasis]

Uh….the video zhsg was made?

[nova elm]

One actually used to find ships. One used to direct fire on said battleship

[stable plank]

because arguing over history is cringe

[nova elm]

Clearly this is the smarter option

[opaque meteor]

it didn't take 41 ships they SENT 41 ships

they sent 41 ships because if you play fair you lose

[nova elm]

Brother what YouTube channel you're getting this on-

[opaque meteor]

also if you lost your pride and joy you would make sure that guy is 100% fucked

[pine oasis]

Dude….watch a single documentary for once

[peak plover]

shut. if mustache boy didnt hesitate, britain would be gone

[opaque meteor]

bismarck lost a 1v1 to a destroyer (kinda)

[pine oasis]

Terra X jagd auf die Bismarck for example

[rose spire]

Can we go back to posting big boobs? I don’t like this argument

[opaque meteor]

if mustache wasn't an idiot

[modern moon]

Where did you get that source???

[mental swift]

we are here to thirst on waifus not argue on history

[opaque meteor]

no until we dunk on bismarck

[nova elm]

Brünhilde Zwei when?

[violet panther]

because Churchill just sent a simple sentence with extreme vengeance, "Sunk the Bismarck" with anything necessary

[nova elm]

Okay you fucking losers and your history follow me #history

Come with me you bastards

[peak plover]

wasnt the first ship, but the eight

[rose spire]

If I was there Bismarck would of won and not sunk trust me

[pine oasis]

Because youre still hurt that youre pride got dumped. What a pity

[opaque meteor]

bismarck was scuttled after they said they would fight to last shell