#al-general
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Why is he a chicken

Take a screenshot of a screenshot
What kind of ass
Indian
Screenshot chain?
d o u b l e c o m p r e s s i o n
Vive la compression (country ball reference)
I said what i said
Um
Welcome back Prinz Eugen of iron blood
Hmm
Danke madam enterprise
Does anyone have this experience like me
Zenless be like:
Wow, cowpens udders take up a lot of space!
How tf did you pull 47 gigs lmao
I downloaded everything and I'm only at 30
Man said fk it, we ball. Download it all!
And my game hasn't been cleared for 6 years
A fresh game with everything downloaded should only be in the 20s
Yeah idk why mine is like that
delete your island and 3d drom
You would not believe how much there is to download in zenless
Probably mostly the jiggle physic
I am go sit in corner again
I SEE COLORFUL STAGE .... PEEEEAAAK
i mean atleast azur lane has almost 9 years of content
@opaque meteor
A friend request
Or derequest
Hehe
also why you have 2 uma musumes lol
Which one is better
Was gonna ask the same xDol
Double mambo
shove a little more to the right to create more space
Peak and Peak
Peakest and Peakest
sips oil quietly
Machitan
Oil freak- i preffer some good quality jager meister-
Wait who's drinking my oil
good night
Hides oil under jacket
🤨
Whats your answer
old but gold
sips oil really quietly
Man this game will find all kinds of ways to get lweder
Please no
Its lewd enough
Verdamnt! You dirty bastard give it back! she said aiming one of her guns at enterprise
thats why people "stick" to it 😏
snatched the pillow back thats better! she said smiling holding the pillow tight
Thats more jiggle than zenless
Infernal fast emote react 
pfff hoyo games 🤣
Now that geryon is not here
nods agreeing
I can drink his oil in peace
Typical american behaviour
I Liberated it from him in a "diplomatic" way
Ja ja, thats what they all say
30GB story 100GB render boobs 
Big success they said in the rhein
Their ships sunk they did
sillently stares at her not believing it
Prinz made it out of ww2 just to get nuked
No i dont!
side eyes her
side eyes back
Hmm

Snow men!
S-no men
Just no-
No men for the war effort
Hmm
Germany might have won if their leader wasn't high 24/7
Agrer
Wat!? He wasnt always high!
*the europe theatre
Germany could have won if they wouldnt be dumb enough to fight all of europe at once ....
Eagle Union dominates the waves
Nah, Germany would've won if they waited after annexing Austria and Czechoslovakia.
sillently stays in corner lurking
hey guys what anime/game character resemblance to Yorktown?
My phone overheating trying to handle this gif
Wym ?
They needed to build up their strength while these takeovers happened; because they didn't, their already few resources were stretched too thin. And don't get me started on the Barbarossa disaster.
stays in corner sipping oil sometime stare at eugen
like a look a like yorktown
bro
Hmm
take this shit on dms
What are you looking at pesky american-
Dat tail end
Ohhh ....
alright bro
Fine quality German engineering
Hmm
hm
Hmm
Peak german engineering
I will attack in dms, dont wanna cause trouble here
Fine with me
Nawh what a cutie~
Hmm
Is the eugen aware
Aware of what
West only knows how to say hmm confirmed?
I can confirm
Hmm
Just find any anime character with blue eyes and white hair
Hmm
huge dress
Imagine being a american carrier
an*
Imagine being a German Heavy Cruiser
Imagine beeing a ship 
imagine being a german capital ship
Imagine surviving ww2 to get used in american nuke test
sad saratoga noises
Didnt US ships also got used in tests ??

Imagine not having an armored flight deck
Hmm
Didn't it take two separate nukes and even then it took a while for her to sink?
Imagine having no main guns 
Shoot you got me there
im crying bruh why do i click into this channel and there's people vomiting out the cringiest roleplay ive seen all year
this is not a roleplay server la
go to dms
Who is roleplaying ?
where
Idk
runs away
im dead
lol oh didnt see that
Ohh that xD

I thought that was ment as a joke xD
look at their message history la
fr
Hmm
even then its just cringeeeee
I don't get it
lol
?
they look like alts
Can someone elaborate
the order of joining
I'm lost
and almost talking same fucking style
yeah, fucking cringe-asses
god damn
lwk yeah
its alt
RP'ing like this is already cringe, but doing it with yourself using alt accounts is a whole other level of cringe
😭
lmfao
wait what LOL
hm told them twice lol
Bro needs friends .... so he created his own friends 😭
fr
@opaque meteor @pastel elm u "two" specifically take this into account, if i see it again imma tweak
Im tryna dm eugen rn
lol wild
"C... can you all be my friends?" blushes
What
ok bet ill twerk too
Hmm
You can have multiple discord accounts?
With cam pls

oge
YES YES YES YES
oh my-
Daamn look at that booty ... i almost laught out load xD my boss is sitting nexz to me

Damn
to be fair, the year just started, so saying "all year" is idk
?
THE EVENT WOULD BE FRENCH UR
ah, I forgot to mention probably the single biggest qol improvement in palworld, you can now ride large mounts around dungeons without getting stuck in entrances all the time
YES IT WOULD BE FUCKING IRIS
HOO RAH
i mean that was kinda da joke but true true i agree with ur statement
AND ONLY IRIS
we off to a good 2026
NO VICHYA
🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷
Who is this
brother the year has just started and we're already going on copium for possible events?
which means that some mounts are no longer that useful but still, qol
lol its not even the cai ahh cringy chat either
Is it confirmed its a french event for our first UR in 2026 ?
Hmm
Yes
🟦⬜🟥
🟦⬜🟥
Nice
The confirmation is from me
ok im going back to my strinova hole bye
Next UR Baguette
Understood
🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
OH IT WAS CALLED STRINOVA
I LITERALLY FORGOT THE NAME
Uhhh
The anime 2D-3D shooter ?
That should be bvvd
Not even 2d-3d it's full 3d
No ...
2D lol
ya thats the whole gimmick
Hmm
to be fair this is also the first roleplay of the year
U can turn urseld into 2D to avoid beening shot at and shit
its really fun but destroys ur ability to play any other shooter
Thats why its called a 2D-3D shooter
And this is the first time i said "badonka honkas" of the year
Badonka honkas
bro what the fuck
hmm
I play HLL a lot, i tried playing Strinova but it absolitely destroys ur feeling for every other FPS 
yeah
i abandoned all my shooters after i got addicted 😭
tried playing fortnite once with my siblings and got cooked
The fact u even "tried" fortnite ....
paper mode just too op
Have a picture of my 2 cars
ming is hot asf
nice cars
weird looking dogs
my favorite superstring
one of her skins looks suspiciously a lot like balti racing skin
Take a look at my blub blubs
My pride and joy 
now that you mention it, they do look similar lol
rich keeping 2 cars
But I'm afraid that I will become worse at it if I even touch strinova
EVERYONE
But the game is so fucking cool
GET HIM
so glad i always hated fork knife and other brs so i'll never have the displeasure of playing them again
The mechanic is so fucking cool
What about spoon
bad
NJ in the Philippines, 1983 during her docking time in Subic Bay
And also another picture of her passing by Fort Drum
What can i say, i'm part of the ugly bastards ascociation

what about spork
They give me an allowance to do financial blackmailing

can always give it a try, it's not as bad if u don't spend most of ur time on it like i do 💀
Man I miss Subic bay
i have a friend that's goated af at cs and plays strinova a lot
whats cs
Sucks most people in this country forced U.S Navy to leave
counterstrike
theres new superstring isnt it
yeah I would much rather give it a try than explicitly main it
on strinova
Friend: "Didnt u say u will never visit the US?"
Me: "Yes but i have my reason"
My Reasons:
yeah gunshot urbino
forgor name but she'll release this month
hmm
i hope her gun is like eika's cuz i fucking hate baimo
strinova is also on 📱
only a spoonful
hello comrades
hmm
Already released in china
yah
but global is cucked af by idreamsky in every aspect
they literally said they gonna focus more on cn than global 😭
What?
is that a vtuber or something
so cooked
what game
develop dn
💔
endless runner
I've been summoned
Women aircraft carrier?
women battleship
Wonder if there's fanarts for modern ships as well
i see need to come back i miss strinova lol
Dimitry Medvedev?!?
women heavy cruiser
Iron blood or eagle union
There is modern ships in the PR category
lol
come play with me la
But when will they add Missile Ships to the game kinds makes it fun
i got banned on my main for a week so im just chilling on my friends account
i hate ir*n bl**d so eagle union every day
They already did
Hm...
They become DDGs, being able to equip missiles
WHAT DID SIS DOO ??
its a long story i didnt actually do anything, devs helped me get it down from a month to a week
Wao
A month even ??
Like what the USS Dunham or USS McCain? Both are Arleigh Burke class Destroyers
Source for Dunham:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Jason_Dunham
Source for McCain:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_John_S._McCain_(DDG-56)
USS Jason Dunham (DDG-109) is an Arleigh Burke-class (Flight IIA) Aegis guided missile destroyer in the United States Navy. She is named after US Marine Corps corporal Jason Dunham, who was posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor for service in the Iraq War. She was built by the Bath Iron Works in Bath, Maine. She was christened by Corporal Dun...
USS John S. McCain (DDG-56) is an Arleigh Burke-class (Flight I) Aegis guided missile destroyer currently in the service of the United States Navy. She is part of the Destroyer Squadron 23 within the Third Fleet, and has her homeport at Naval Station Everett in Everett, Washington.
The destroyer was involved in a collision with the tanker ship A...
They were too modern
Hmm
for azur lane to add
tldr there's this super infamous hated by everyone in the community guy that falsely reported me because i crashed out at him in a discord vc and didn't accept his manipulative crocodile tears to give him another chance, i was originally banned for a month but when devs heard about the context they lessened it to a week

rare elf art in game news

umm
this not place for "back in my day stuff"
food sound
this is not related to azur lane anyways
who cares no one's even talking about al rn
She's an admin she can do anything
Im slightly color blind
please move non azur lane talk to the respective channels THANKS!!!!
she needs to put some pants on
and there's nobody to stop her
EXCEPT
staff members
who don't even come to this chat
when was the last time a staff member ever chatted in this server
idk im barely here anymore
nozo chatted new years
nozo still alive... wao...
tomorrow
or christmas idr
hm sure
i will tell u when installed it again
like in a week
lit
Last message was 8 days ago
Do you experience time in reverse
They packed it up
my wifi is ass
if u do actually join the ppl i play with are uh
cant do anything abt it
super unfiltered
Actual staff members are more busy in marketing than actual moderation
Lets play Wows together 
aight
are we playing or not?

yes
U play wows too ?
CoD lobbies are the uncencored bunch
lemme leave the match bro 💀
in the same chat as wows players i cant take it anymore
the moderation is meant to be our job
that's what i kept telling you
I mean
"Staff"
Not admins
I see admins here and there
staff are here for problems with money and stuff
nuh uh
Yes
join up
that discord mods cant do
Discord mods vs Reddit mods
can stafff ad bristol l2d ok thank you yes please
why are you telling me here? just tell me in the VC
damn okay
I WANT TO PLAY TOO 
my 600lb life neckbeard sweatlord vs my 600lb life neckbeard sweatlord
dr now admin override
you know. i havent seen resident troll salty around in some time
Wake me up
Been dragged into Ihop for the new year
Avicii came back to write this
we doing bedrock
skyblock
Hmm
Oh so u playing Minecraft 
lmao 💀
I mean .... i wont be home for about 5h anyway

Mittagsschicht sucks
Hmm
lmao okay
CAR
Hmm
Rip car his sacrifice will be honored
he came around a few days ago
she has many siblings
i was worried he had finally been taken out by a sniper (banned)
Give kitty
@stone flax
A traitor
isnt she USS Milwaukee
Uss born, Ussr defector

I just knew you were here uncle
she came back to the US tho before the war ended
Why, yes of course
Very interesting 
Hmm
How so?
not cow 0/10
you're my favourite asmr
everyday you typing is a good day
discord notif only reminds me of you

U ever listened to FDGs asmr ? .... peak
i have loads of shows downloaded in my phone and only watch them with your discord profile open in my second screen just so i feel like watching them with you
Ohhh u have NO IDEA
I tried putting Joffre's in my playlist once
[Azur Lane]ASMR series
The third season, vol.3
「Friedrich der Große's Midnight Lullaby」
[Azur Lane ASMR] Special site
https://www.dlsite.com/modpub/lp/home/azurlane/
The release date is 7/16
Please look forward to it!
Official Twitter
https://twitter.com/AtelierMerChan
Do it ... listen to it
Let it devour you
I was like half asleep and theen suddenly got woken up to some loud ass mech stomping

Mama FDG 😫
Essex drunk asmr
Trial version?
Not bad. I guess ill prob buy it and add it to the Playlist
Its a demo
The full thing is on DLsite
Usually like an 1-2 hrs longer
If its the pampering squad series
Other ones are like 30 mins
Emden asmr is the best
Like Pittsburgh's sadly 
There was one part in Shinanos ASMR that I thought was funny
So theres a part where yall are chopping wood or something but I completely forgot. When they were playing the sound for it I thoight that was the sound of Shinano's Getas
I was like "holy fuck your shoes are loud" thinking if thats what they sound like imagine what Musashis big ass bricks sound like 
is this event really going for 3 weeks? that's alot of time
Hello people
She's thiccer than Kansas with this skin
car
Bring back big foot
bru the new ticket is almost 1:1 with the one from last year lol
Send it to sodak
NEOW
Unzen is big boob waif
Daisen qt
Hi snow
Oh wow, I’m surprised they added a skip to level 70, only a couple years after I quit, from losing my account. Still would have been several years too late though.
Hi insect
No
Last year was noshi this year was impero
Tickets just give permanent ships 
Yep
is there any way to get Azur lane on huawei phones ?
Honse
wow, incredibly romantic after oath, the kitten kiss is not even on the base skin, it's for the oath only

Btw, Cuniberti > Perseus > Charybdis hands
Charybdis' hands look so spiky
completely different 

that's because that's how grown up, large hands look
she looks so cute
Large ship hands are always like that
Hmm

I remember hearing that if you are born with naturally large hands, it's easier to play the piano
the second is perseus so that is for CVLs
Guys should I get the Baltimore or the Minneapolis?
There are 3 styles of hands each for western and eastern weddings
both
Neither 
Yeah I'm a dumbass
both are good for waifu
would cowpens have the large or medium hand?
Oh-
Should be large for Cowpen
Spend the money money
The more interesting ones are the April fools
feet oath
there are april fools oaths?
for?
idk
who do you like more

Marry your favorite girl , oathing for meta is expensive and a waste of money 
idk
and for sweaty nerds
flip a coin then
i think eugen
for love? for princess carrying? to be stepped on? for meta?
basically oat whoever u like
oat?
the 3rd choice 😭

Who will u oath, dragon thingy
not changing it
who even came up with it
It eventually matters but you won't get to that point 
if you really are oathing for meta, it will always change
Us as a wider community
ive already oath most of who i wanted so far
oathing for meta is soylent
Hmm
maybe a few more tho idk yet
the real uberchad commanders oath for waifu
i still got like 3 rings lying around
look how Vanguard got shafted out of the boss BB comps
i have rings to use for when there is finally a good girl to oath again
Look for more oaths with Unzen
the choices lately have been weak
ye
we have: megatit mommy personality, megatit horny personality, megatit no personality...
I don't know, I feel fine
where has the class gone
Musashi and Yorky were mostly due to oathskin but alas, i also like them
you forgot megatit maybe personality
2
You're so lucky to have Deutschland.
not many iid wanna oath from this list besides maybe 404 and nurn
Hyuga too cuz she carried me early game
actually, maybe i should oath hyuuga 
shimanto, bless her soul, is one of my biggest disappointments. her design is amazing... but she has like 2 expressions
Ayanami and persersus
She really cute
she looks like a dragon
yeah I like shimanto
There are a lot of girls that are classy , but the classy wanters don't remember them
not oathing ayanami and im not really a fan of percy tbh


we need more skins like exeter has
oath list so far
fellow harbin, uvh, agir, volga, and minnie oather
azuma 
U rich gimme some loans
n0
Only one loli on the list
Oath kawakaze and kitakaze
Who?
who?
i really dnt remeber why i ever oathed Suzutsuki to begin with 
Suzutsuki
She's a loli?
because some people call kawakaze a loli
i was the OG Harbin advocate and Volga reminded me of Sasha so i had to oath her
She IS NOT
Hard test : whats the name of suzutsukies hamster ?
Pta
That's pookie
volga is a sweetie i had to oath her
oh wait i remebering her OG juustagram name nvm 
no. pookie is bismark zwei
real
No that's geryon
context
why
ancient history in internet time here
Hmm
i should read helenas post oath lines
Helena omega qt
What's reading
she has a lot of good skins
Helena #1 eagle union and then montiplier and bunker hill
bunker hill gamer skin
just farm divergent chessboard
Pretty girl
she dropped for me on Aurora Noctis
the best skin for uss unit
Mm
is essex default
I hate FB for real. Helena did nothing wrong. It's just a skin.
They're so sensitive fr

Who is fb
O ya Helena ass
Out of everything Helena ass destroyed i56
what happened?
helena has one of the few good swimsuit skins
W
Biscuit is the most beautiful to me..
Unzen and shininao for me
her?
elf ears
Elfgenda
Mmmmm
Hi snow
isnt she a shark?
Hi
hi
Is hse?

I thought only iron blood had sharks
they have mecha sharks and dragons
altho nothings stopping SE from have literal shark girls 

welp, this is her base art, it's hard to see shark themes
She might hide from Ark Royal.. iykyk
shimarin, is that you?
Hmm
hmm?
Hmm
c0w
she can hide and jumpscare her with torps
PET THE COW, DO IT 

Mm
Hmm
Hmm

regularly scheduled French ship obsession will return with Alsace goes up for vote in Group C
until then
I mean .... she has cat ears in her base and a shark shadow in her skin .... soooo
Hmm
Difference is..
SE has real beastman based on animals
IB has mechas as animals
Well .... mostly animals
just softness
Hmm
But I want veins
is there a shipgirl with that? can't think of one offhand
Eugen’s latest skin has it
I want realism in a drawing
Indeed
well, so she does
can't say I'd looked at Eugen's skin for more than a second
being Eugen
well damn, y'all paying very close attention lol
Hmm
I’m out lesbianing you

rip
taihou?
Hmm
Yessir
I mean
... its makes it more realistic? i guess
Blue lines on her boobs
i pretend i do not see it
the things the male brain focuses on as 'hot' never cease to amaze/worry me
anyways, back to being gay for this Cow 
LOOK AT THEM
jesus christ dude. you really gotta zoom for that
Im trying but discord doesnt let me
from an art perspective, it's actually really well done
I'm kinda impressed
That’s
Why its hot
ill forget it exists by tomorrow
Because
It’s drawn with passion
manjuu pls more like this. okay? okay.
I forget IB exists for few, brief, happy moments
I mean ... the art was always a thing what made these women absolutely hot
they went for that kinda look with Lex II's dress
just more cleavage
but still fancy
titty veins are amazing
lex ii is really pretty
i love
shame about her skin
just a generic maid skin again...
maids don't do it for me, yeah
actually her skin is one of the better ones this event, out of the maid ones
Are we at the point of useless complaining again ?
🤝 glad i could agree with you on this one
peak is cowpen, except for the collar and baby bottle
People got tastes man
en can never be satisfied
And they also got the option to express their opinion
No reason to compöain about something in a game where u cant change shit anyways no ?
you mean my collar?
En cant be satisfied because they don't do anything we want
i can complain all i want alright? sound good? okay
yeah you can wear it i guess. im not gonna tho
I can always say I don't like some things, doesn't mean I'm taking a pledge to change all of this shit, you are just stupid to assume that
THIS GUY
I mean .... i didnt say u cant complain ... just that it is basically useless, waszed time since Manjuu will no listen to us anyway 
Hmm
idk i think the nj fan just baits at this point
at this point the only one complaining here is you
we aren't saying manjuu to change the shits
Then do it ? I never said u cant ... just that its stupid .... complain all u want, make ur lofe miserable over something u will not change .... like i care dude 
please stop complaining about people complaining
I have the NJ fan blocked
as well as a surprising number of other NJ fans
This also has veins
Good
We're just saying that we don't like what they're doing
Whats the point of that i dont get it
You are stupid to keep this conversation going, well anyways
i remember when nj first came out and i liked her from the start. i dont remember the other nj enjoyers being so dumb like these modern nj fans
Im pushing my vein agenda btw
Making arguments out of thin air
and this is why new jersey is fucking trash
And she deserves to be exchanged for 30 medals and 500 spec cores
thats crazy
no. not really. just her diehard fams
Ye ... go on ... complain .... who cares when idiots complain .... its not like anyone hears ur nonsense anyway 
whos this guy
ok this is tiring now
You are hearing my nonsense here, it's enough for me 
there's a surprising amount of them that suck
one went off on a random homophobic rant and proudly proclaimed he hated gays
that was fun /s
It is kinda funny seeing the guy bitch about others whining and being elitist, be whiny and elitist.
Yeah right
red name behavior ngl

Fr?
Hmm
was a blue name iirc
an NJ fan
im making joke. i jest
red name is admin
yeah
mods gave zero shits, as usual
so I just blocked
yes admins can be nj fans too
Blue names cmon we are better than this
no. red name is uhh.. axis or whatever its called in game
also axis
crimson axis
admin is just admin. its already bad enough being a discord mod, they dont need to be associated with red names too
Why is it crimson axis
Anyone with a colored name is cringe
TRUE!
Hmm
Based lane vs crimson frauds
Says the color name
Oh fuck bro
Hmm
That was me ... probably ? But i never said i hate homo ppl ... i only said im proud to be Straight and everybody jumped me for beein homopgobic
Hi Snom
wah, I didn't notice the boobs had veins drawn lol
Hmm
Happy New Year
It’s something for connoisseurs
we all need to agree on ignoring this nj fan
Doin’ good. Just going to a nature preserve. Hbu
For now
Awesome
yeah no idea who this one is
too many NJ fans have been weird enough to block
a wut?
Hmm

You cringe 
dont give him attention
Might be the only girl in history to not like shopping for clothes
True!!!

Hmm
I like uss new jersey deployed to Lebanon crisis.
Hmm
Yeah she bombed civilians

Refried Snow
ahem it's "delivered freedom to the populace"
/s
Hmm
Suppressive fire on an entire city

Well several battle Korean War bombardment, Vietnam War support, and Lebanese Civil War operations. @alpine ember
It’s called dealing with future problems
It happens sometimes
if you read this post akashi
I want whatever gobbla smokes
Average american strategy tbh
Some marines thanks to fire support bombardment. 
where you get these images?
Danbooru
wah
original is from the latest Slow Ahead comic
zamn
yeah, by missing the target by 8 kilometers or something 
Butt
new or old comic?
I got bored of shopping
Witch!!! 
Battleships are actually insanely accurate against stationary targets













