al-general

[nova monolith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/811610411640160301/977229747396427886/caption-4.gif

[silent lagoon]

[mental swift]

I can also recommend you another song which you would highly like

the song name is "soft ass shit"

By timmy trumpet and sub zero project

[silent lagoon]

[peak knoll]

Ladies and gentlemen we got it, the SEGGS UPDATE

[viral matrix]

🥱

[viral matrix]

the perpetual doro

[peak knoll]

So I did

LMAO infernal with the goated reactions as usual

[viral matrix]

im surprised al didnt get the 18+ rating yet on the google playstore

how does manjuu do it lmao

apparently

anything for the gooners i guess

[peak knoll]

Yes it is, i took a screenshot

[viral matrix]

youre late but yea

[flat steeple]

what responsibility? the only responsibility i know is cook her up
🍖
🔥

[modern sedge]

Who wants to be friends with me in Azur lane

[peak knoll]

She's worth it

[flat steeple]

also good morning chat

[peak knoll]

[viral matrix]

odd cats today

[peak knoll]

Also fun fact in that interaction skk plucks the bottle between her booba out and she says "I didnt expect you to be this bold" while blushing ABSOLUTE CINEMA

[viral matrix]

enty better then that old kriegsmarine pile-of-scrap

[shut crane]

agir got nice booba

[peak knoll]

[viral matrix]

is ägir even up to the task anymore in these times

i mean

just look at cowpens

[shut crane]

agir is just perfect

[viral matrix]

i thought the motto was always just 'bigger' for the gooner population

[mental swift]

Agir got charm unlike that cowwhore

[viral matrix]

what charm

[fierce junco]

I just opened this server

[viral matrix]

that shes a chronic alcoholic putting up a facade?

[mental swift]

cowpens is so big that it's blown out of proportion

[viral matrix]

unironically

like her boobs are atleast 30% of her body

[mental swift]

She was built as the answer to kashino smh smh

[flat steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/steak-bbq-food-cooking-grilled-gif-17842586

dinner

[peak knoll]

You're welcome moka

[viral matrix]

literally the american kashino

[pastel oracle]

[viral matrix]

they're both cows as well

[mental swift]

wrong

cowpens is fake cow

[fierce junco]

Yeah you know what? Whatever if it's you

[mental swift]

[viral matrix]

cow and "cow"

[peak knoll]

Are you into vore or something

[mental swift]

kashino is actual cow

[viral matrix]

is cleveland meta even any good

[mental swift]

but cowpens is fake

[peak knoll]

Chat is this rizz or homie moment

[mental swift]

NO

[shut crane]

she's meta

[mental swift]

she's only meta in her name

not in use

[shut crane]

still meta

[flat steeple]

nah i just need meat
demon flesh sounds like a good steak ngl

[viral matrix]

really ground breaking stuff youre telling us here

[mental swift]

clevemeta is better than the average

but it isn't one of the best

for sure

[peak knoll]

You need meat? Kinda sus vro

[viral matrix]

so anyways, what do yall think the next PR ships will be

[mental swift]

texas

[viral matrix]

i personally would like to see clausewitz or hannover from wows

[flat steeple]

i need steak

[mental swift]

enterprise cvn-80

[peak knoll]

What you need is an ass whooping /j

[mental swift]

the enterprise 3

[flat steeple]

no u

[viral matrix]

dont listen to him, hes a fool

[viral matrix]

isnt that a bit too modern

[mental swift]

a5 wagyu coming up

[flat steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cockroach-rainbow-gif-26136180

[flat steeple]

yes

[mental swift]

PR ships are modern right

[viral matrix]

hes the kinda guy that blocks people he sees as 'too negative'

so if you keep it up with the steak bit

we'll see what will happen

[flat steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-maclean-whiteboard-fa-fo-f-around-find-out-gif-27532870

[viral matrix]

no, they're usually tier 9-10s from world of warships

tier 8 too in some cases

and they're usually better in AL then their wows counterpart

looking at you cheshire

[mental swift]

Oh so just the best ships of that game

[mental swift]

That's worse?

[viral matrix]

more-or-less

[viral matrix]

cheshire is a floating shitheap in wows

basically just a cruiser version of the firemonkey british BB line

[mental swift]

damn

the only firemonkey I've heard about is firemonkeys studios

[viral matrix]

firemonkey is used to describe british BBs, thats about it

they spam HE

thats all they can really do

[mental swift]

whats a HE

[viral matrix]

high-explosive shells

[mental swift]

hm

[viral matrix]

if world of warships has taught me anything, its that britain knows fucking nothing about designing ships

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-no-u-no-you-reverse-uno-uno-gif-22508660

[mental swift]

whos the girl in your pfp

[granite parcel]

Bremerton is the best wife

[mental swift]

Kansas doesn't have purple hair...

[viral matrix]

is kansas even in the game

[mental swift]

bremerthot

[viral matrix]

^^

[mental swift]

YES

[viral matrix]

never seen her outside of wows

[mental swift]

the reality checker

[granite parcel]

I won’t marry anymore woman

[mental swift]

check pr8 rq bro, and her new skin also came out this week, bunny girl

[granite parcel]

I don’t care for the others

[peak knoll]

@remote nymph how are you though, fellow blondie lover

[granite parcel]

Also it’s bad to be disloyal

[mental swift]

never said you to do that

[sage zealot]

Wows, totally accurate ship combat simulator. Where Smolensk has double stacked guns

[mental swift]

I just said that your choice was horrible

[viral matrix]

oh right

[granite parcel]

Okay then who is better

[mental swift]

literally anyone

[viral matrix]

i mean, it is where manjuu takes a lot of ships from

[granite parcel]

Give me a example

[mental swift]

for example

[viral matrix]

so it is funny to compare how said ships turn out in AL

[mental swift]

Yorktown 2

[granite parcel]

Nah

[sage zealot]

Cause AL doesn't care if a ship is good or not, skills replace shitty stats

[granite parcel]

Cant even marry her so no

[sharp swan]

YD posted more cow

[mental swift]

never told you to, I just said who's better than bremerton

[sage zealot]

If ship performance actually matters then Ironblood is a minor faction

[granite parcel]

Hmmmm okay

I’ll stay with Bremerton

[teal girder]

sex

same country

[pastel oracle]

[peak knoll]

Rip my storage though

[viral matrix]

if you were to change all the ships' stats in AL to mirror those of wows, how would AL look

probably just like wows if it were a side-scroller

[peak knoll]

We got ägir in 3D dorm which is peak update

DAMN I got 20 🥀

[viral matrix]

fools, half my phone is still empty

[flat steeple]

fresh steaks
🥩

[viral matrix]

yummy

[mental swift]

god I got 200mb left

[viral matrix]

quick somebody play the whopper ad

[peak knoll]

Damn bro is cooked

Real i need a new phone LOL

[viral matrix]

can we convert cowpens into a bunch of whoppers

[mental swift]

BUY AN IPHONE

[viral matrix]

no, android better

[mental swift]

Beef whopper you say?

[peak knoll]

SAMSUNG ALL THE WAY

[teal girder]

forgot Franklin is a thing

[viral matrix]

or perhaps a big mac, idk

[teal girder]

ROG Sony ok too

[mental swift]

Samsung=iphone

[peak knoll]

Im right here

Would be nice with some 1tb memory lmao

[teal girder]

you're Tengen lol

[mental swift]

Can it run hitman 3 tho

[peak knoll]

True

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/kimetsu-no-yaiba-tengen-uzui-gif-6468688615302317274

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/nezumi-ninju-kimetsu-no-yaiba-demon-slayer-gif-24623605

[peak knoll]

Stronk

[sage zealot]

samsung excels primarily at more botique phones like the fold, its mainline has been stale as fuck

[mental swift]

their mainline is literally iphone but with pen

the S series

but samsung got a better camera

[peak knoll]

Oh shit that sounds like heaven, I need that

AYYYE YOU OATHED HER, MY MAN. RESPECT

[mental swift]

And you can even play pc games on that iphone

[flat steeple]

damn it
why is my shit so old

[viral matrix]

like what

[peak knoll]

YOU CAN??? LETS GOOOO

You a goat for real, ägir is so sweet and cute bro

[hallow hornet]

Oh sweet Christmas I just had to comment, I just started 'interacting' with the new Prinz Eugan skin. Daymn.... ||the first explicit interaction to hint at a possible non-hetero shipgirl/SKK pair-up and I am all here for that.||

[mental swift]

Resident evil 4 remake, assassin's Creed, grid autosport, grid legends, total war games, hitman blood money/absolution/world of assassination, aliens and even more

[viral matrix]

at that point why not just buy a steam deck

[mental swift]

you can't doomscroll on a steam deck that's the problem

neither you can natively play azur lane

[mental swift]

or the horse game

[sage zealot]

Agir is truly knockoff Eugen , after they couldn't save that pos heavy cruiser

[mental swift]

or agir is just eugen

retrofit

which you build

all by yourself

[sage zealot]

That's why I said Agir is just knockoff of Eugen

[peak knoll]

Huge victory brother

[sage zealot]

Ironblood hasnt cooked anything good since sms

[hallow hornet]

That ressurection of the scapa-flow wrecks was pretty 💖

[peak knoll]

None at all cheers

[hallow hornet]

<.<

.>

But seriously, the new Eugan bunny-girl skin. ||Tap the menu at the bottom-left, select the lipstick, when she has it in her hand double-tap it.

She applies the lipstick to you, then you kiss her and leave lip-prints. First time ever AL hints at the possibility of a SKK not being a cishetdude ||

[viral matrix]

manjuu should simply add the superships germany gets in wows

trust

[peak knoll]

Stay safe brother, have a great day at work

[sage zealot]

tf? what kind of reach is that,

[stable plank]

||||

[stoic sandal]

Ughhh Sheffy!!!

[stable plank]

why her pistol got no sights on it

[peak knoll]

@stoic sandal also nice pfp

[sage zealot]

its her watergun

[viral matrix]

hold up whats with the ugh

this isnt blue archive

[stoic sandal]

Danke

[sharp swan]

I've run out of memes

[peak knoll]

Bitteschön

[stable plank]

does she have a loicense for that water gun?

[viral matrix]

wehraboo meeting i guess

[sage zealot]

eh there is a diff between ironblood fans and wehraboos

[hard vine]

Where the feet and or boobies at

[stoic sandal]

My ideal maid

[viral matrix]

whats the difference

[hallow hornet]

I mean, if you're secure enough in your masculinity to wear lipstick, be my guest.

[stable plank]

in my mouth and hands

which one is in where? yes

[viral matrix]

here you go

[flat steeple]

Bro is obeying like a pet

[sage zealot]

Eugen's main gimmick has always been playful and flirty to hid her trauma, her putting lipstick on you and giving a smooch says nothing about the skk

its not like the skk is going out of his way to put on lipstick

[peak knoll]

There's a difference between being a pet and letting your girl be playful bro

[flat steeple]

ik
it was joke mb

[peak knoll]

[hallow hornet]

....

I think you misunderstand.

She doesn't put lipstick on you and give you a smooch.

||She puts the lipstick on your lips, and YOU Kiss Her, on her body, leaving obvious lipstick-prints.

You have no idea just how sapphic that imagery is.||

[sage zealot]

[peak knoll]

Bro what is happening

[sharp swan]

[radiant glade]

[peak knoll]

I think you're looking way too deep into it

[sharp swan]

May your next cat capsules be cursed by cats

[sage zealot]

lads , its now gay to let a women put lipstick on you and kissing her body

[hallow hornet]

And I think you're being too shallow. But whatever...

[atomic dew]

It is pretty gay when you’re a girl

[hallow hornet]

Well, yeah. Since when have lesbians not been gay?

[pastel oracle]

Pretty sure that SKK was using the lipstick to draw on Eugen not kissing her

[hard vine]

Lipstick contains fish scales. What are you? A gay fish?

[flat steeple]

I curse your next 100 rolls to be thief cats only

[peak knoll]

Bro we literally have proof and evidence that skk is a male lmao we have seen skks flat male chest in the game, unicorn calls you big brother and so many more interactions. You're just coping

[twin tartan]

Worse, cat toaster

[sharp swan]

At least it isn't the crane

[flat steeple]

your next 100 rolls are cranes

[twin tartan]

Anyway how do you unlock the sp stage for the event rn btw

[sharp swan]

NoOOoOoOOoOOoOOOoOooOoO

[twin tartan]

I want the medal

[hallow hornet]

The Lez-Beanz Shall NOT Be Denied!

[peak knoll]

Clear D3

[sharp swan]

Beat all hard

[twin tartan]

Im blowin my shit off

[peak knoll]

I mean you can stay delusional and live in your own bubble thats up to you

[twin tartan]

Do i need to 3 stsr or just compleye it

[shut crane]

game crashed

[echo harbor]

Love her

[peak knoll]

Good question, im not sure about that one actually.

[hallow hornet]

And you can be an anti-fun stick-in-the-mud, that's your perogative. 😄

[twin tartan]

This game bruh

[sage zealot]

trying to stretch a innocent playful thing into a narrative is

[peak knoll]

• bro comes in calling skk lesbian
  -I prove him wrong
• I get called anti fun

Ight

[stoic sandal]

Don't let this girl sit in your 2nd floor house or it will collapse.

[peak knoll]

You cant make this stuff up

[peak knoll]

Is peak i know

[sage zealot]

there are def lesbians in the game and thats littorio, keep her away from your wife

[twin tartan]

Were al players, we dont actually play the game but goon instwad

[atomic dew]

They’re self inserting as a girl because they are a girl. It ain’t that deep

[hallow hornet]

Unless you like Just started the game and barely have more than one functional fleet it's not That hard to 3-star all the event stages, just... maybe a little tedious.

[echo harbor]

Headcanon is ok but some people are just very annoying in their demand that other must conform to theirs needs

[peak knoll]

Wait you're saying you dont casually hold shipgirls hand and stay awake all night talking about life? Damn

[echo harbor]

What if I want to watch?

[twin tartan]

Oh i do, only bismarck though

[sage zealot]

its not, but not every little innocent thing has to be stretched to your thing

[hallow hornet]

Since when?

[twin tartan]

Shes literally my wife

Like no joke thats what shes named after the oath is my wife

[hallow hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-hand-luke-paul-newman-strother-martin-failure-to-communicate-misunderstanding-gif-2767659143492320658

[twin tartan]

Deadass

[echo harbor]

Infernal

[pastel oracle]

[echo harbor]

[twin tartan]

Guns and roses reference?

[hallow hornet]

Not saying SKK MUST be lesbian.

I'm saying....

[peak knoll]

[sage zealot]

playing the victim card after people disagree with your headcannon is

[hallow hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/theres-a-chance-jimcarrey-dumb-and-dumber-yeah-excited-gif-5384098

[twin tartan]

SHE IS PEAK

I love the ironblood baddies

This is peak cinema when i see any of them

[shut crane]

Lol the idiot sank

[peak knoll]

My man 🤝 based. We will get along well

[shut crane]

agir is ready for night battle

[echo harbor]

Man, I want to eat her up

[twin tartan]

I have fdg anniversary skin

[peak knoll]

Already did

[sage zealot]

how did she die lmao, my lvl60 willy survives till boss

[twin tartan]

I domt even have fdg yet because the xp takes too damn long

[stoic sandal]

[shut crane]

maybe she torpedoed herself

[peak knoll]

She indeed was

[sage zealot]

w12 makes thngs super fast

[echo harbor]

👅

[peak knoll]

Which one? You mean the l2d or sakura clothing?

[shut crane]

big bouncy breasts

[twin tartan]

Elaborate i dont know everything about the game

[echo harbor]

National Treasure right there

[twin tartan]

The l2d one where shes like half naked on a boat

Its so peak

[peak knoll]

I got it too, peak skin

[sage zealot]

lower worlds inherently give very little exp, which is why the majority of the playerbase farm ion w12, which is the best balance of exp, core and gold

[twin tartan]

Peak (you wont catch me spending any actual money on this game though)

[twin tartan]

Well i dont have that unlocked im on 11

[sage zealot]

which is why even if you play for waifus, the best way to get them is rushing with good ships

[peak knoll]

Too many great skins, too little gems

[echo harbor]

Don't bother with it, right now just farm event and then world 12

[sage zealot]

i got anchorage and FDG done in under a month from a fresh accoount

[twin tartan]

I literally just said i dont have w12

I just started 11

[echo harbor]

PR grind is a trap for newbie and lower lvl player

[sage zealot]

hes telling you to grind it after event ends

[twin tartan]

I might

[echo harbor]

11-1 is a good farming stage but event take priority

[twin tartan]

I dont usually grind these games seriously

So i could care less hoe long it takes me honestly

[peak knoll]

Wait you people grind for PR ships? I just say "get your ass over here" and the shipgirl spawns instantly in my dock

[sharp swan]

I haven't been grinding event due to oil shortage

[wise thicket]

Hewwo I’m new here…

[peak knoll]

Hello and welcome!

[sharp swan]

Pro tip, never use high efficiency plan

[echo harbor]

I don't bother, I pretty much late game for 2 yrs now

[twin tartan]

I have 2 of them if it shows how little i care

[wise thicket]

👋 haiiii

[sharp swan]

Worst mistake of my life

[echo harbor]

Good, now go and lick Aegir toes

[peak knoll]

How so?

[peak knoll]

Which 2

[twin tartan]

Roon and st louis

[merry sandal]

Is it ever helpful to change formations?

[peak knoll]

Bro you will scare the new person away

[twin tartan]

My wife and mid

[echo harbor]

I am just lazy tbh. I don't feel the needs to do gameplay stuff and just enjoying waifu

[wise thicket]

A

[peak knoll]

I hope you have fun

[peak knoll]

Good stuff

[wise thicket]

Thanks you I’m gonna be good commander
(Lie)

[peak knoll]

You know what, understandable and respectable

[twin tartan]

I want aegir
And hindenburg

Im gonna collect all the iromblood baddies

[echo harbor]

Litmus test for AL player is how willing are you in licking Aegit feet

[peak knoll]

You already are

[twin tartan]

That will be all i own

[merry sandal]

I have Hindenburg

Still haven’t leveled her up

It’s been like 6 months

[twin tartan]

Based

[merry sandal]

These blueprints are drip fed

[twin tartan]

Usually they sit in my dorm till im ready to actually use them for spmething

[peak knoll]

Mine are on steroids

[sage zealot]

how? pretty sure there is catchup on her already

[merry sandal]

Only 30 blueprints bro

You need like 500

[twin tartan]

Yeah see my best built ship is warspite

[merry sandal]

I still have 130 to go

[twin tartan]

Somehow idk whay i did im ass at actually building because i dont know how in this game

[sage zealot]

you realize alot of people finish all 500 in like 2 months?

[peak knoll]

Its fine though, it takes time to build

[merry sandal]

Idk how

[twin tartan]

But she hits like a freight train

[merry sandal]

I’ve been following the guide

[agile silo]

500 of?

[peak knoll]

Id say use etcl tier list as a general guide on how to gear your shipgirls

[merry sandal]

blueprints

[sage zealot]

[merry sandal]

for Hindenburg

[agile silo]

Tahts true

[echo harbor]

Guide bad

[twin tartan]

I cross check the other builds people use

[merry sandal]

I have it rarely gives me hinden research

[agile silo]

Im on Dev 29 now for Hindy

[twin tartan]

I mean if it works for them and theyre all practically the same

[echo harbor]

Only guide you need to learn about is META guide

[merry sandal]

I’m on dev 26

[sage zealot]

i got kearsarge maxed in around 50 days

[merry sandal]

idk I must be unlucky then

never get any research for hinden

[wise thicket]

I just realized I open the dangerous L2D in my classes and 2 of classmates just saw it through my 12inch Wide IPad monitor 💀

[peak knoll]

Also understandable. Good thing about al is that you can take your time building stuff, main chapter is literally just there to clear whenever and it doesnt require you to even clear it at all

[sage zealot]

there is no way you are that unlucky to not finish her in 4 mobnths, you practically manufacture your luck in AL with good selection

[twin tartan]

Yeah plus unless im a completionist i dont need all 3 stars

[merry sandal]

Idk then man

[peak knoll]

LOL which

[merry sandal]

Still got 130 to go

[wise thicket]

Anchorage’s and Sovetski

[peak knoll]

Exactly. The game is 99% a girl collection and skin collection game, with gameplay added into it

[wise thicket]

💀 💀 💀

[peak knoll]

Oh no, anchorage 🥀

[twin tartan]

Once i get fdg though i should be chillin for a bit

[wise thicket]

Chat I’m cooked they approaching me

[peak knoll]

FdG casually dropping some cold facts

[twin tartan]

Warspite and fritz handle a lot of my damage if i use roon to tank it shouldnt be super difficult to clear most stages with a strategy as braindead as this

[sage zealot]

[twin tartan]

Shes so silly

[sharp swan]

Please do not the anchorage

[twin tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-fdg-friedrich-der-grosse-anime-gif-19655249

[peak knoll]

She is also lovely

[wise thicket]

I’m alive

[peak knoll]

Vro survived

[sharp swan]

https://rotatingsandwiches.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/bub-and-pops-italian-hoagie.gif

[wise thicket]

They just did a little giggle and walk away

[weak spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273933998762229845/1406947744009949236/aagiphy.gif

doro vasion

[flat steeple]

Rationality?
Like food rations?

[wise thicket]

What her uniform should be?

😊

[sharp swan]

Doro could not even hope to destroy the evil that is regensberg

[peak knoll]

Yes

[twin tartan]

I guess the main goal is just do the story

Honestly i could care less about the event

I never do them anyway

[peak knoll]

And to enjoy the shipgirls

[flat steeple]

Ik what to eat
Cowpen steak 🥩 🥩

[peak knoll]

Show them gouden skin next

[twin tartan]

Unless its ironblood related

[weak spade]

[twin tartan]

Then i care

[sharp swan]

Paizur lane

[twin tartan]

Based

[merry sandal]

I been doing this

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/goddess-of-victory-nikke-nikke-dorothy-lick-peropero-gif-6023305852273589665

[wise thicket]

My god

😭

[twin tartan]

The person running show in game creation is a woman btw

Thats fuckin hilarious

[delicate vortex]

@magic swallow Im here too

[peak knoll]

You are starving tonight

[magic swallow]

No way mummy

[peak knoll]

[flat steeple]

nuh uh
i dont live in a basement

[twin tartan]

Navia my goat

[peak knoll]

You do, im in your walls

[wise thicket]

Okay react me with men preg emote if you want me to draw uhhh yeah as you all suggest

[peak knoll]

FELLOW NAVIA ENJOYER???

[merry sandal]

Someone in here told me to prioritize face card research

[twin tartan]

I dokt play genshin anymore but i did get her yeah

[wise thicket]

(Please have mercy I’m not good sob)

[twin tartan]

My favprite will always be hu tao though

[merry sandal]

So I did

[twin tartan]

Shes the goat

[peak knoll]

Based

@mental swift nice super emote lmao

[peak knoll]

DRAW MORE NJ AND ÄGIR

[mental swift]

i super reacted?

[wise thicket]

😭

[mental swift]

man I was in a dream where I was talking with fdg

she was telling me some german shit like

I couldn't even understand half of her words cuz I don't understand german

[flat steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-in-the-walls-walls-goddamn-walls-hes-in-the-walls-hes-in-the-god-damn-walls-gif-27466705

[weak parrot]

female women

[mental swift]

then she started to say poor English

and when I was about to say some english too then the notif sounded

[agile silo]

To da cult

[weak parrot]

bird

[wise thicket]

Actually that was new jersey art for my plan to draw her as programmer

[flat steeple]

clanker themed

[wise thicket]

[mental swift]

draw her like the matrix

[wise thicket]

😭

[mental swift]

With black glasses and a black tuxedo

with a Beretta in hand

[sharp swan]

Draw mecklenberg opening a meckburger

[wise thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/luisszou-lays-amimir-choque-gif-21481249

[flat steeple]

fear him

[sharp swan]

I do not

[peak knoll]

Yup

[sharp swan]

For I have Lasvoss

[peak knoll]

Peak

[flat steeple]

That shit aint gonna work with duo erasers

[sharp swan]

Fear

[flat steeple]

Oh yea
Let’s talk about his long attack animation
And his time before attacking again
He won’t get through a line of meatshields :)

[sharp swan]

Mitama will

[flat steeple]

not reaching cosmo

[sharp swan]

She doesn't die

[flat steeple]

but she cant hit cosmo

[mental swift]

damn

[sharp swan]

I do not fear cosmo regardless

Feed him to the slimes

[flat steeple]

papaluga:

[night parrot]

Can't believe new skins rigged the poll again ...
and this time it's because of feet

[flat steeple]

if only battle cats has pvp

[sharp swan]

What poll

[peak knoll]

boo

[sharp swan]

Now draw her getting a job

[night parrot]

[flat steeple]

dinner is getting massaged

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-5102454363566376023

[flat steeple]

AHH

[idle remnant]

Meck so inconsistent with her damage sometimes hitting 550k sometimes 490k

[peak knoll]

Real

[peak knoll]

She does 250k per salvo for me 💀

[weak parrot]

Ew programmer

[idle remnant]

what's your gear on her?

[flat steeple]

i would like one meck steak
all cut up and sliced

[sage zealot]

That's not Mecks fault honestly , it's Kurumi, she isn't consistent so backline suffers

[idle remnant]

does level 13 AA and Plymouth gun matter ?

[wise thicket]

Ummm i awake also i have a question
Does #al-art
Sketch art like mine New jersey Allowed????

[runic totem]

what is this? nearly all rainbow

[flat steeple]

if youre looking for advice then #artist-lounge
if its just there to show then prob #al-art

[peak knoll]

Everything matters jk it doesnt matter much but 20 fp is a nice bonus, not a necessity or making any big difference whatsoever

[peak knoll]

My meckburger

[sage zealot]

Momo is just better then Kurumi

[wise thicket]

Oh Thanks

❤️

[flat steeple]

np

[sage zealot]

+13 doesnt change stats for weapons and AA...

[peak knoll]

Vro is super friendly fr

Also likes NJ

[wise thicket]

I love nj smug

:3

[flat steeple]

fr

[flat steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-battle-cats-dancing-cat-happy-gif-13999936869001675471

[idle remnant]

here's my fleet tech on her

[peak knoll]

For fr real

[peak knoll]

Good stuff

[flat steeple]

for for real real 💀

[sage zealot]

you want her gun on her, Lion gets that gun

[umbral stone]

[peak knoll]

Rubi my boi

[flat steeple]

yea yea
wheres my sliced up meck steaks?

[agile silo]

Something tells me that the next skin batch is robotics...

[idle remnant]

I only have 2 Meck gun, and lion and Zwei are using it

[umbral stone]

harro

[idle remnant]

I want her to go last anyway

[peak knoll]

hope you've been well

[sage zealot]

you dont

[idle remnant]

how come?

[umbral stone]

you as well

[sharp swan]

Why does she have an airbag, and why is she barely clothed

[umbral stone]

[peak knoll]

Thank you brother

[agile silo]

safety

[sage zealot]

cause last gets fucked by timing the easiest

[sharp swan]

FARGO CAN GET ANOTHER SKIN IF SO AAAAAAAA

[flat steeple]

cuz she will crash when driving

https://tenor.com/view/driving-in-my-car-right-after-a-beer-asgore-deltarune-undertale-deltarune-meme-gif-3544505773487620571

[idle remnant]

but meck shoots first on the 2nd round, shouldn't it be Zwei to shoot first?

[viral matrix]

hi

[peak knoll]

Zwei shoots first, meck second. Thats how it's intended to go yeah

[sharp swan]

Pinged the wrong person

[idle remnant]

but meck shoots first on the 2nd round, shouldn't it be Zwei to shoot first?

[idle remnant]

am so sorry 🙁

[peak knoll]

[sage zealot]

middle zwei is usually best

[idle remnant]

am so confused

[sharp swan]

If we get a robotic theme of skins
-Alsace
-Fargo
-Kearsarge
-Gascogne

[flat steeple]

Bro is gonna be #1 agir husband soon enough

[short stream]

still figuring how to activait all feature's

[peak knoll]

Always have been

[peak knoll]

Wdym?

[idle remnant]

can Indiana join too?

[short silo]

Agir is amazing.

[peak knoll]

Facts my brother

[sharp swan]

Indiana isn't really sci fi robotic tho like the ones I listed

[sage zealot]

Meck Bismarck Lion in that order or Bismarck Meck Lion

[short silo]

Don't look at my Agir body pillow.

[peak knoll]

Cheers

[idle remnant]

copy

how come agir has no FS5 yet

[short silo]

Too strong usually the reason.

[peak knoll]

she doesn't need one arguably, she's one of the ships that aged really well

[sage zealot]

cause they havent given alot of DRs FS

[short silo]

I remember when FdG didn't then her FS5 was so weak.

[wise thicket]

Why did i read FS5 as F35

[sage zealot]

Agir has been powercreeped pretty hard

[short silo]

Same

[sage zealot]

she should be next

[wise thicket]

Imagine agir as Aviation Battleship

[peak knoll]

True it didn't do her justice. Her biggest issue is that she cant synergise with anyone because of her reload gimmick

[sharp swan]

everyone gets powercrept in every game ngl

[idle remnant]

did they just forgot about the FS5 gimik ? I want kearsarge to have a FS5 where she can equip any plane, examples AD1 sky rocket

[peak knoll]

Imagine ägir as my wife, oh wait, she already is

[sharp swan]

how else are you supposed to make money outside of skins

[sage zealot]

her biggest issue is her dps sucks in comparison to UR BBS

[sharp swan]

[sage zealot]

not being able to sync is ulrich's problem

[cosmic forge]

Yeah fdg syncs Just fine

Her problem is that she is from 2019

[agile silo]

Paywalling MLBs

[cosmic forge]

And even then she is fine mobber

[agile silo]

|| ||

[idle remnant]

and USS has one the most best BB and AL manage to get Only NJ still while IB have 4 UR BB

[peak knoll]

Missouri when

[trim gyro]

this again

[peak knoll]

Also it seems like it's complaining time

[sage zealot]

FDG uniroonically syncs super fucking well cause she is quite a fast ship

her barrage sucks donkey balls

[peak knoll]

And on the miserable list we have

Yeah this dude above

Whos next

[sage zealot]

🤡 dont even understand your own wife

[trim gyro]

bros really do be thinking they're gonna do EU events all year to get all the ships released if they just whine about it enough

[modern dew]

sometimes i fart

[peak knoll]

Nice clown outfit bro. When did you get it? It suits you

[agile silo]

I realized why do i need sync when im manual

[peak knoll]

[sage zealot]

[peak knoll]

Same

High five

[sage zealot]

read better

[agile silo]

Also YOU

[loud herald]

just because its so subtle that most people wont get it

i will just ask

can u fking not

[modern dew]

huh

@loud herald where did you hide my jar of mayonnaise

[loud herald]

wat

[modern dew]

what

[peak knoll]

be less miserable

Wait thats impossible

[agile silo]

I saw your damn bird in the contest

[peak knoll]

[cosmic forge]

What's even going on

[sage zealot]

you are the one on copium , and im the less miserable one

[wise thicket]

Yeah idk what happened

[trim gyro]

did I miss someone slipping something explicit into the chat?

[modern dew]

[sage zealot]

Ben is mad cause i said he doesnt even understand FDG skills

[peak knoll]

Bro every time you're on you talk shit about everything every day

[modern dew]

what bird

[peak knoll]

How do you not get tired

[sage zealot]

[cosmic forge]

Ben you are seeing things that aren't there

[sage zealot]

are u actually mad that i said FDG barrage is powercreeped

holy cow the wehraboo

[agile silo]

I was scrolling to see whats good and i saw this

[peak knoll]

@umbral hill can you do something about the slur name calling? Thank you.

[pastel moat]

Hello fellow cowpens enjoyers

[peak knoll]

Hello brother, how's it going

[modern dew]

that's me irl

[flat steeple]

you mean fellow steak enjoyers?

cowpens = 100 pounds of beef

[loud herald]

can u point to the slur?

[trim gyro]

wehraboo is a slur now? get real

[loud herald]

wehraboo isnt a slur

[sage zealot]

calling someone miserable just cause i said your waifu isnt perfect is something special

[pastel moat]

Late merry Christmas, I was sick xd

[trim gyro]

FDG is perfect though

[pastel oracle]

It ain’t a slur but it sure is overused

[loud herald]

overused sure

[sage zealot]

if anything benjami is just starting shit

[loud herald]

but dont needlessly ping other admins when u know urself it isnt a slur

[modern dew]

can you slur the slur

[agile silo]

Unless its from "Blue Archive"

[loud herald]

just move on from the topic if u guys cant just talk like adults

gahdamn

[modern dew]

instead of pinging the admins dm them instead

admin are people too..

[umbral hill]

Anyways

[modern dew]

enderman

[lament palm]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-monkey-fight-monkey-gif-5219878

[sage zealot]

i have been cordial, he keeps calling me miserable

[runic abyss]

tf is going on?

[umbral hill]

Wehraboo is not a slur

[modern dew]

war

[loud herald]

then move on and stop feeding him

[modern dew]

cannibalism

[umbral hill]

I mean

Grey is a teaboo iirc

[trim gyro]

my UI disappeared again, annoying bug

[umbral hill]

[modern dew]

man my fuckin hands are dry as shit

cold temps are NOT helping

[sage zealot]

but i still realize when my waifus arent good at things

[lament palm]

My biggest peeve is when the game starts and some times it interrupts the login line, and some times it doesn't

[sage zealot]

also im a freedomboo

[lament palm]

That bug will never be fixed

[modern dew]

a what

[umbral hill]

freeaboo

Not freedomboo

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/based-uh-hello-based-department-based-department-american-psycho-patrick-bateman-gif-22458382

[cosmic forge]

I'm overtimeboo

[modern dew]

some of these words i never even seen in my life

[umbral hill]

Freeaboo is a fan of American shipfus

[runic totem]

if your hand is dry and cold , when you punch the wall does your hand break?

[umbral hill]

Teaboo for Brits

Wehraboo for Germans

[modern dew]

it detaches from my body

[sage zealot]

i have been a royal main for alot of stuff but man they suck in terms of dps

[lament palm]

Do all of those end in boo because you are dead inside like a ghost?

[cosmic forge]

https://tenor.com/view/overtime-overtimeboo-gif-7012078403045166028

[dark solstice]

What if you like Brit ships but hate tea?

[agile silo]

hmm

[modern dew]

these terms

[trim gyro]

doesn't matter

[umbral hill]

And the original term weeaboo is for the Japanese

[runic totem]

mad

[modern dew]

feel like they've been created by a fat stinky redditor

that hasnt seen the sunlight since his birth

[umbral hill]

I mean

[runic totem]

very unprofessional of skk to purchase oil using gems

[umbral hill]

Who cares if they are

They're funny

Lol

[modern dew]

instead call them stinkaboos

[sage zealot]

if you simp for a faction and are delusional about them, then thats a actual -boo

cough cough

[lament palm]

Yes

[umbral hill]

Personally I'm more of a ouiaboo

[modern dew]

did you say boo..

https://tenor.com/view/jwycat-gif-27153281

[lament palm]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-cat-ethel-cat-ethel-oiiaio-oiiaioiiiai-gif-11447083680189840632

[runic totem]

yeah, imagine eating one meal for the rest of your life

[cosmic forge]

Actually maybe I identify as king boo

[umbral hill]

KING BOO???

[modern dew]

im a whole boob

[trim gyro]

I'm a proper SKK, I love all shipgirls equally, even when they're objectively trash

[sage zealot]

royals need another dps, our entire roster are op support ships with nothing to support

[umbral hill]

A lot of my favourite ships tend to end up being french

[umbral stone]

https://tenor.com/view/goddess-of-victory-nikke-nikke-dorothy-lick-peropero-gif-6023305852273589665

[umbral hill]

Weirdly

[cosmic forge]

Isn't lion there

[umbral stone]

never late to licc

[runic totem]

toss em to maid academy

[umbral hill]

I mean why do you think goose was so happy when lion came out

[dark solstice]

Percy needs a buff to out perform lion

[sage zealot]

thats 1, ironblood are all dps

[cosmic forge]

Yeah but like

[umbral hill]

Hey at least the Brits have the best healer

[cosmic forge]

Lion gets more use

[umbral hill]

And the second best healer

Wait is it all healers

[lament palm]

I like Unicorn, but I'm tired of running her all the time

[cosmic forge]

Hestia is best healer

[lament palm]

Can we get another broken healer?

[sage zealot]

Royals have every single op support ship that's not Helena

[umbral hill]

Is there a HMS Orion or some shit

[agile silo]

I know one player who only uses Sakura Empire

[dark solstice]

Swap her out i refused running helena because eveyone was running her lol

[cosmic forge]

Helena fucking sucks anyway

[agile silo]

He is struggling 14-3

[lament palm]

I don't care what others use, I want to be happy myself

[umbral hill]

Helena is gacha game in my gacha game

To be fair

[trim gyro]

I stopped running Helena years ago because of the RNG

[lament palm]

I'll take the Helena rng over the Nikke or Hoyo gearing rng

[umbral hill]

Isn't sakura faction fleet pretty strong now for campaign clearing

[sage zealot]

How do you struggle with Sakura???

[trim gyro]

no?

[dark solstice]

damn i got attacked for not using her lol

[umbral hill]

Musashi is the best campaign BB

[sharp swan]

Wanna know what we need?

WE NEED THE OUYA 2

[umbral hill]

They have 3 healers in Zuihou, Ryuuhou and Shouhou

[cosmic forge]

Isn't that relatively new ijn healer also good

[trim gyro]

pure sakura fleet means you've got no AA, you need AA

[dark solstice]

Hermes 2

[agile silo]

Check his W14 fleet then, idk how he survived the first 2 stages

[umbral hill]

I think that's more poor fleet building

[idle remnant]

Meck damage becomes weaker now with your suggestion

[umbral hill]

Rather than actually sakura not being able to clear

No BBs in W14 is suicide

You die to suicide boats

Or BBs fires

[cosmic forge]

Like only downside is that sandy is not ijn

[umbral hill]

Your friend is also dying to subs

They are also probably missing IJN AA carries like Isuzu for w15

[agile silo]

How da hel did i survived 3 CVs

[umbral hill]

You can probably get away with that on a boss fleet

Not that I would advise it

[sage zealot]

Well the timing I give you gives the best winrate, not necessarily pumping up meck damage the most

[umbral hill]

But the mob fleet probably has no means of dealing with subs

Hence why it's dying on 14-3

[potent moss]

Tbh, I wanted to know the name for that man of culture since they had an oathed Rikka on their fleet.

[umbral hill]

Rikka is also disguising herself as a sakura ship I see

[idle remnant]

Not for me tho, shes hitting 390k with your set up

[sage zealot]

This?

[cosmic forge]

i have this one funny version of "youre a mean one, mr grinch" stuck in my head

how do i get it to stop

[idle remnant]

Yes

[runic totem]

watch 67 memes

[sage zealot]

Huh? Idk then

[cosmic forge]

i refuse

[potent moss]

IJN Rikka.

[runic totem]

you're a mean one, mr.grinch

[trim gyro]

anyway back to working for the famous japanese warlord who is apparently my brother in law, except he doesn't know and I haven't told him because I'm a silent protagonist

[wise thicket]

I tried so hard, and got sofa

[agile silo]

He said collab ships are exceptions, URs are trophies (he kept other faction URs but never use them)

[runic totem]

what team should i build for hakuhou?
haku/shina/musashi?

[agile silo]

Might do a Realistic Loadout challenge soon

[sage zealot]

Implacable instead of Musashi

[runic totem]

or a healer?

unicorn

[sage zealot]

Wait what?

[runic totem]

mob fleet

[sage zealot]

Oh

You generally don't use them in mob

[runic totem]

aye

see

so maybe
bismarck alter/unicorn/persus?

[sage zealot]

Uni Percy is a terrible combo

[agile silo]

oh s h i t

dood

[sage zealot]

You just sacrifice your dps past the first strike

[agile silo]

im getting dumber from building fleets for W15

Brother

has every patting

except lolis

[umbral hill]

Holy cow

Or shd it be holy goose in this case

Or holy cowpens

[obtuse crystal]

New AL fan animation in the big 25
https://youtu.be/BhAg_DFWMpU?si=3NhfyZr7HgESoEuX

[umbral hill]

Idfk

[potent moss]

That is why he is Infernal. The Implacc man.

[stable plank]

found the infernal emote storage

[agile silo]

Quick find those servers

[stable plank]

you uh. might wanna delete that btw

some not so safe ones in there

[agile silo]

OH

OH SHIT

[agile silo]

How did Ender did not see that

[stable plank]

not scanning every emote to see what they are like me

[sage zealot]

I didn't see any

[stable plank]

there was a pee pee pat

[agile silo]

🍆

[wise thicket]

Gn chat stay strong

[flat steeple]

gn

[sharp swan]

HOW IS FARGO LOSING TO A BULIN

WHAT

[runic abyss]

holy shit an AL animation by nico

[obtuse crystal]

The same guy who's making a Cold War cartoon

[runic abyss]

i know

its unexpected

[obtuse crystal]

Yep

[wheat cosmos]

[river agate]

hello!

long time AL fan, just popping in since...well, why not

[flat steeple]

wsg

[river agate]

like was in here in the past but was a bit too much for me, but i thought id give it another shot

so how's everyone been?

[flat steeple]

good

[rare spindle]

I just joined

Been playing since 2019, I started playing* a week after the neptunia collab ended and have been crying in ‘no noire’ ever since

[weak parrot]

hello whores

I’m at IKEA

[sharp swan]

is it infinite

[modern dew]

how

[weak parrot]

perhaps

haven’t seen the creatures yet though

[molten obsidian]

The Blahaj

[flat steeple]

i think hes in scp 3008

[royal sigil]

[river agate]

pfffft

well i also came because i wanted to show something off but idk where to show it

though this place is a lot calmer than i remember it being in the past

[weak parrot]

I eat the blahaj for dinner

[river agate]

i guess where would one post art of...well, in this case, a custom azur lane design/azur lane OC?

[sharp swan]

#artist-lounge

i think

[river agate]

like, its my oc, but its a friend who drew the pics i have of em

[flat steeple]

maturity maybe

[river agate]

perhaps

[river agate]

and dont i need an artist role to post there?

[sharp swan]

don't think so

[river agate]

ah, kk!

[weak parrot]

fun fact: Sakura Chiyono O

[trim gyro]

guys, would you like to see a wet woman?

[worthy pagoda]

Is this nioh 2

[trim gyro]

yep

[worthy pagoda]

Would have liked her more if she had arms

[abstract ingot]

why are always pasta botes so peak?

[sage zealot]

Minor factions always get peak ships

[silver atlas]

Medusa but with blade hair and fire res

[trim gyro]

if she didn't eat people, I'd consider it

bitten my head off more than a few times

[silver atlas]

this made me realize a God of War set in Japanese Mythology would go hard

altho i think the story would prob follow Kratos son

Kratos: "You know I fought a sun god once....he didnt last long though"

[worthy pagoda]

Yeah make amaterasu a villain

[weak parrot]

“he”

Amaterasu is a woman

[worthy pagoda]

Ik

[weak parrot]

I’m talking about Kaiser

[silver atlas]

was refering to helios

[worthy pagoda]

She'd be a bit tougher than helios tho

[weak parrot]

I see

but yeah Amaterasu is the only penultimate god in any living religion that is explicitly a woman

it’s pretty cool

[signal delta]

Sup laners

[runic totem]

reading w15 guide really made feel like i don't understand the meta in AL (tbf, i never read ship skills or gear specs)

[tight goblet]

hmm

[signal delta]

Just watch video on YT

Or be like me,brute force it

[abstract ingot]

fuck

I have not done world 14

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/belbi-belfast-belchan-little-bel-chiko-gif-14873596

[stable plank]

how about joro-gumo

[meager vine]

helios one coming back online

[runic totem]

yt has no recent videos

all old

[signal delta]

I mean ofc,W15 come out few years ago

[silver atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-god-of-war-lie-you-lie-yell-gif-27450246

[trim gyro]

nah, that's too much

[sharp swan]

Remember to eat lemon

[jaunty adder]

I COULDNT RESIST THE HORNY

I BOUGHT YORKTOWN SKIN

[sharp swan]

How do i get essex

[grand lodge]

[weak spade]

Glory a Prinzessin pudding

[flat steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/slime-cat-battle-cats-beating-up-cat-cat-food-gif-6909506176947748590

[meager marsh]

MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[meager marsh]

I didn’t even do world 13 brah. can all of you slow down for me specifically

Don’t do anything until I’ve done it first

[flat steeple]

skill issue-

[sharp swan]

i still do not have a wife

[modern dew]

why not

[flat steeple]

is it becuz you only have al body pillows?

[sharp swan]

no i own no AL merch

[flat steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/crane-cats-attack-whip-cat-base-mini-gif-12635299

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-meme-publicly-execute-this-person-execute-program-execute-order-66-gif-16174431355003698185

[sharp swan]

I am waiting on getting Kearsarge to max affinity to decide

who

[serene niche]

I love this skin

[flat steeple]

im freezing guh

its like 10 degrees rn

[sharp swan]

cool

i love the cold

It's wonderful

[flat steeple]

i like the cold but not to the point i cant feel my fingers

[modern dew]

yea i love you too

[dark solstice]

7 here and feels colder than 0

[serene niche]

Same with eugen

[modern dew]

i wasnt talking about the shipgirls

[flat steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[sharp swan]

You need only one.

[serene niche]

Love u too

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-gif-18253532

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/thepoysha-chummabhai-chumma-kiss-tom-and-jerry-gif-20685176

[serene niche]

[dark solstice]

Damn youtube sending me some almost nude finnish girl

[serene niche]

Dam

[tight goblet]

hmm

[sharp swan]

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/the-god-father-marlon-brando-vito-corleone-talk-to-me-gif-1282735817807639291

[viscid nest]

got all weapon skins

[teal girder]

nimi big head

[neat moat]

How bro feel like saying that

[glacial valve]

yes

[modern dew]

how bro felt

[neat moat]

Tf is that thing