al-general

[radiant cipher]

so

that's nice

[nova elm]

YaaY France being competent while America is confused

[radiant cipher]

one million extra FREMMS

[rain valley]

frfr this time
in 12 years

[radiant cipher]

[nova elm]

Turn the Charles de Gaulle into a museum, that ship is beautiful

[rain valley]

if she gets scrapped, we riot
but it's France, so the riot might have a scheduling conflict with another one

[glacial valve]

Have the new skins arrived yet?

[viscid nest]

Thursday

[late shale]

Hmm

[nova elm]

Next update

[radiant cipher]

ye

[nova elm]

We'll have to call the farmers first, left-wing supporters second, finally the right-wing supporters third. So that we don't accidentally crash into each other.

[sage zealot]

It's only a single French carrier , half the time it would be in port dealing with maintenance

[devout bough]

I wish JASDF was collaborating in FCAS

Instead of GCAP

Honestly

[radiant cipher]

CDG is a single french carrier
and it's not in port half the time

[nova elm]

Oh you haven't seen the CdG haven't you

[radiant cipher]

: )

[devout bough]

I don't trust the British and Italian when it comes to planes

[nova elm]

It gets more uses than the avarage Frenchman pp

[hoary iris]

Wait I'm jolly

[tight goblet]

hmm

[normal acorn]

[radiant cipher]

bonjour mon ami

Je suis demi Breton

[nova elm]

Guess who got fired from her internship

[radiant cipher]

et toi?

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-uma-musume-eating-eating-food-hungry-gif-6091301458508915857

[lyric stump]

Yo, using 2x pro on event is bugged out... I'm only getting the event currency from 1 out of the 3 sorties I do

[devout bough]

I do however trust France, Germany is fine too i guess

Dassault On Top

[nova elm]

Johnny, the Frenchman is speaking snails again

[devout bough]

[hoary iris]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-voices-jolly-christmas-gif-5774532700081404887

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-cat-shaking-gif-14901123186974324930

[nova elm]

You said you're going to sleep buddy

[devout bough]

I am

Let me lurk a bit

[radiant cipher]

I am going to burn down your capital

[nova elm]

Go to sleep or I'll haunt your dreams piggy boy

[radiant cipher]

[weak parrot]

Time to create a very undiverse US city

[tight goblet]

hmm

[static imp]

yeah turn the charles de gaulle into an aicraft carrier so that i finally have a reason to visit france and its exhorbitant prices

[nova elm]

So... Austin?

[radiant cipher]

just don't go to Paris

[next fox]

[radiant cipher]

go to Bordeaux and enjoy

[nova elm]

PissCity

[nova elm]

Is Lyon good?

[radiant cipher]

Lyon is good

but Bordeaux is better

[rain valley]

Brest and Toulon

[weak parrot]

No no no

[radiant cipher]

true

[nova elm]

Aight so thx my travel list atleast save

[tight goblet]

breast

[hoary iris]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-jolly-i-will-win-nah-id-win-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-9750022480682802424

[weak parrot]

There will only be three racial groups in the city

[nova elm]

White, Africans and Hispanos?

[weak parrot]

Asians, Whites, and Hispanics

[nova elm]

Ah

[static imp]

i went in 2011 when it was wayyy better . but yeah i would not go to paris today tbh . im curious about other places tho .

[weak parrot]

like how I grew up

[nova elm]

So.... Uhhh

Arizona.

[radiant cipher]

it's like this in all major EU cities bro

[hearty salmon]

SO YOU GRAB YOUR BOOBS AND YOU GRAB A COUPLE MORE

[static imp]

also i think its time for germany to let go of its past and move on and try its hand at carriers again

[nova elm]

No

[weak parrot]

well, more like the SGV of Southern California

we had majority Asian cities

[hearty salmon]

AND YOU ALL COME AND MEET ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR

[weak parrot]

with a significant whtie and hsiapnck pop

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/dusty-giamanco-white-man-jiggy-dance-salesman-gif-18166294529014285883

[weak parrot]

I’m not gonna fix my spelling

[radiant cipher]

right wing propaganda

[static imp]

yeah i know . tourism was better in the 2010s i swear to god

[nova elm]

Did you have a stroke mate

[idle pier]

Yall don't come to Italy

[rain valley]

oh also, can France come recolonize us in Canada please?
we're sorry, eh
the Americans got real scary
and we'd ask the Brits, but social policy-wise they couldn't read a room if the wallpaper was made of dictionary pages

[hearty salmon]

Ithunkhydud

Names gronk

[nova elm]

Bro thinks immigrants are violent

[hearty salmon]

Bames grink

[static imp]

i kinda wanted to visit rome or napoli tbh.

[nova elm]

Gronky.

[hearty salmon]

Call a gronkulance

[nova elm]

You should.

Just don't get scammed

[tight goblet]

hmm

[weak parrot]

No, I just typed quickly

[radiant cipher]

napoli
nah my boy dead

RIP

[idle pier]

Just avoid night and also be careful in Napoli

[hearty salmon]

I wanna visit the boobies

[idle pier]

Napoli is not italy

[hearty salmon]

[static imp]

i just gave some examples

that came on top of my hand

[hearty salmon]

I’s

[shut crane]

[hearty salmon]

Want

Tiddies

[sleek cape]

https://imgur.com/ldVPNFy

[nova elm]

You should just go to Torino

[azure tangle]

Never forget what they took from us

[stone dagger]

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/justin-timberlake-rock-your-body-dancing-sing-singer-gif-19726497

[granite parcel]

Hello

[nova elm]

Hello

[stone dagger]

Hello there.

[nova elm]

One has more fashion sense than the other

[radiant cipher]

sure

[nova elm]

SNOOW FLOOF

[devout bough]

Ewwww get that ib paper boat away from my Glorious Marseillaise

[hearty salmon]

Oh boy i can’t wait to have some soxian fex

[tight goblet]

snow do be good

[wheat ridge]

Hindenburg bunny skin becoming permanent. 🙏

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/marseillaise-azur-lane-sleep-bread-iris-gif-1509788412344332442

[nova elm]

I wonder what other paper ships yostar will have to pull up their magic box to fill in the gaps for Iron Blood

Best song is the onion song just saying

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-carl-skeleton-daitaku-helios-gif-13045125812539583489

[nova elm]

That should've been the national anthem

[weak parrot]

“I will never forgive the Australians!”

[devout bough]

Ok i sleep

Bye

[radiant cipher]

🇦🇺

[nova elm]

Bye piggy boy

Don't sleep with one eye open tonight

[weak parrot]

Austria is cool

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/yawn-boar-pig-hog-summer-gif-10546652396781305870

[nova elm]

Ridiculously priced tho

Well I mean it's Austria. Meh expected tbh

[weak parrot]

But at least they’re not German

[sleek cape]

This rap is so tuff

[weak parrot]

[nova elm]

Oh god that's gonna start problems if a German sees that

Thank god I'm Neptunian

[weak parrot]

Germans don’t exist anymore

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/fluorite-endfield-arknights-arknights-endfield-no-no-gif-17903068594839167665

[solar bronze]

They could simply start pulling out ships from WW1, there is no shortage there
FFS i want Konig and Derfflinger

[weak parrot]

All we have now are Tysklanders

[odd ridge]

Is York2’s skin plain animated or L2D?

[sleek cape]

Me and Richie

[radiant cipher]

truke

that's endfield

[nova elm]

Honestly this outfit slays. Sadly I don't got a bum.

[static imp]

neptunia is in a bit of a recession bro . im agarthian and suggest investing in agarthian stocks tbh

[sleek cape]

Your a boy you cannot be double cheeked up on a Tuesday

[radiant cipher]

MI BOMBO

[weak parrot]

Euro-Indopeans

[sleek cape]

MI BOMBO🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[nova elm]

But I don't want to support the New Order Government

[nova elm]

Who said I'm a boy

[weak parrot]

I support Venusian nationalism

[sleek cape]

“Passingboy”

“Boy”

[nova elm]

Oh yeah wait I'm stupid

[sleek cape]

[nova elm]

Forgot this is the boy account

[cosmic crane]

yk i met this girl at my uni who dumped at least like 200$ on azur lane

[nova elm]

Lmao

[cosmic crane]

i thought that shit is impossible

[sleek cape]

WAIT WAIT W-

[atomic dew]

‘The boy account’

[weak parrot]

I once met a female woman

[sleek cape]

does bro go disguising himself as a girl

[static imp]

punch my momma in the throat , karate kick my daddy in the chest wtf wtf wtf

[nova elm]

That's a mystery for the next episode folks! Thanks for tuning in to your daily shenanigans

[nova elm]

I once met a male man boy

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191933272154964071/1452850591482122360/caption.gif

[weak parrot]

Wessex

“Blast” is “fuck” in Star Wars

[nova elm]

What about Cake?

[weak parrot]

Well, it can be “fuck” or “damn”

Depending on situation

like “blast it” is damn it

[nova elm]

Oh. 4kids type shi

[weak parrot]

I mean it’s just established in universe slang

probably because Star Wars is a product of the 70s and 80s

So swearing publicly was a no no

[nova elm]

True, it is a really old IP

I mean up till the 2000 swearing was considered gangster behaviour

[agile vale]

Do they have Space Australia in Star Wars?

[modern yoke]

[nova elm]

I once got slapped for saying what amounts to "fuck" by my mom for it

[weak parrot]

But at least they make an effort to justify it

Unlike 4kids

[nova elm]

There is, it's called Tatooine.

[nova elm]

Those 4kidssers. Taking whats rightfully ours.

[agile vale]

There's no Oz accent on Tattooine. And never saw a single tattoo shop on TATTOO INE either

[nova elm]

Looking back, 4kids and kidzbop was really unnecessary censorship. Taking away lessons and tales from songs of an imperfect world

[weak parrot]

Clones speak in a kiwi accent

[sleek cape]

We ALL used to listen to kidzbop

[nova elm]

REVELATIONS!

[agile vale]

whats kidzbop

[nova elm]

I mean. It was on the radio

[weak parrot]

I’ve actually never listened to kidzbop

[nova elm]

It's basically songs for kids.

[weak parrot]

I’ve only seen the commercials

[agile vale]

naw, not me

[sleek cape]

I have elite music taste way to elite for allat

[nova elm]

You get a song from idk, Taylor swift. Make kids sing it, with censored kid-lyrics. And voilà. Kidzbop

[nova elm]

So say, a rapper says "motherfucker" they'll just say "mothertrucker"

[agile vale]

Well, we had the opposite of that but in the hood

But Slav kids are built different i guess

[nova elm]

Cultural exchange time I see

[sleek cape]

Guys rate the song I’m listening to

[nova elm]

Sure

[agile vale]

I bet it's the wrong version

[radiant cipher]

tf yall talkin about
broke ahhh

[nova elm]

Betting Brainrot version for me tbh

[nova elm]

Music.

[sleek cape]

Music son

[agile vale]

Memes, the DNA of the soul

[nova elm]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-gif-9980668056796018353

[agile vale]

what's the song then?

[tight roost]

nah sushi >

[sleek cape]

Click on my pfp and you’ll see it twin

[nova elm]

I swear if its afroman.mm

[agile vale]

https://tenor.com/view/raiden-mgs-mgs-metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-mgs2-gif-24007678

[nova elm]

Ooo interesting title.

[abstract ingot]

what is a radio?

[nova elm]

SHES GLORIOUS!

[abstract ingot]

[agile vale]

horse with no name. is it a MLP song?

[languid yew]

Thats not a repair toolkit huh

[nova elm]

No im not old
No im not old
No im not old
No im not old
No im not old

[sleek cape]

It’s a song by America

[tight roost]

...unfortunately,she sucked balls in terms of performance

[stark fox]

Shut up gramps

[sleek cape]

[sleek cape]

Shit up

[nova elm]

How come have kids never heard of a fking radio?! Do you not have a fkn car

[sleek cape]

[agile vale]

there's no gachi version of this song, skip

[stark fox]

Auto correct’s a cunt

[abstract ingot]

she was always that big, huh.

[tight roost]

even worse than grey CVs

[nova elm]

No I'm not gonna shit up

[tight roost]

and the fearful Wasp

[nova elm]

:< but she pretty

[agile vale]

WE'RE THE KIDS IN AMERICA

[sleek cape]

You know what i need some Kansas

[radiant cipher]

sodak

can I buy Louisiana back

[modern yoke]

Hoo

[radiant cipher]

; )

[nova elm]

Rate mine before my battery dies

[agile vale]

you're listening to wrong version

[nova elm]

I smell trouble

[sleek cape]

Mine beats everyone by millions

[nova elm]

If that's cursed I'm hunting your head tommorow

[late shale]

Hmm

[agile vale]

If you take a peek in my head, you will go insane

[sleek cape]

[nova elm]

20 seconds in and all I hear is "bondage"

Wtf is ts, It ain't funny but I'm laughing

[sleek cape]

Why

[agile vale]

it's pretty weak for gachi tbh

[sleek cape]

AYANAMI LOVERR

[agile vale]

try this for real gachi experience LULW

[torn aspen]

What's up?

[nova elm]

Aight battery dead.

Goodnight brochachis

[nova elm]

Ill do that. TOMMOROW

[sleek cape]

Charge it!!

[nova elm]

Nyo

[agile vale]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-pat-frieren-anime-gif-1761547762987715075

[sleek cape]

Fri fri

[sleek cape]

[agile vale]

i really should go watch it after all good things i hear about it

[radiant cipher]

I want that soul food cuh

[sleek cape]

Just come down to New Orleans

And try not to get slimed out at bourbon street

[agile vale]

I saw Nawlins in Tony Hawk's UG2 and i've had enough

[sleek cape]

I thought that said Tony stark

Jarvis..

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-meme-jarvis-fentanyl-fentanyl-fent-jarvis-gif-740512084455787204

[agile vale]

Who's Tony Stark and Jarvis?

[sleek cape]

…

[agile vale]

I don't watch mainstream movies or netflix

[sleek cape]

You never watched iron man?

[radiant cipher]

NAWLINS

[radiant cipher]

SAY IT RIGHT

[agile vale]

umm, nah?

[sleek cape]

WHAT.

YOUVE NEVER WATCHED IRON MAN?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1449811207052722197/what-am-i-reading-squinting.gif

[sleek cape]

Richie have you watched iron man

[radiant cipher]

yes

[sleek cape]

I say Orleans with a accent on purpose already I just can’t put it in text twin

[radiant cipher]

bro not a real op

[agile vale]

NAWLINS

[mint ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/argenti-honkai-star-rail-hsr-hello-chat-hi-chat-gif-16225068679040929896

[sleek cape]

THERE IS A HOUSE IN NEW NAWLINS🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥, THAT THEY CALL THE RISING SUN🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[agile vale]

there was this level in tony hawk's and it was one of the worst

[sleek cape]

Cas?

Wayward?

Supernatural?

[agile vale]

some clown was riding streets on some funky platform and you had to throw beads at girls

[sleek cape]

Sounds like new nawlins

[agile vale]

and some witch doctor guy came out on his tricycle to smash down zombies

or maybe it was some voo doo guy

[sleek cape]

Especially on Mardi Gras

[agile vale]

aye, that was the name

[tiny kraken]

We need her back to destroy some "battleships"

[shut crane]

[sleek cape]

Goober that’s the purpose of Mardi Gras

Throw beads

[stable plank]

aint no way

[agile vale]

and it all looked dirty as heck. not just vandalized

[tiny kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-kashino-gif-18785660

[mint ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/brant-wuwa-wuwa-brant-brant-wuwa-wuthering-gif-171725458439880250

[sleek cape]

Sounds like new nawlins

[sleek cape]

Looks like Kansas

[mint ledge]

Kansas

[sleek cape]

Yes the band

One with the ships

[mint ledge]

oh

[agile vale]

Kan sass

[torn aspen]

Nice gosh damn.

[agile vale]

She's not very sassy tho

[sleek cape]

And your bio says wayward and carry on wayward son is one of their hits

Are you secretly a Kansas fan

[agile vale]

VOTE FRICKIN BLUCHER

[agile vale]

BLUCHER LOVES YOU

[mint ledge]

broooo I wanted Gouden Leeuw to win

[torn aspen]

Me Ayanami 22th is fine lose

[sleek cape]

Idk where sodak is in allat

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-dog-meme-coffee-gif-16502320

[agile vale]

There's your golden LULW

Ayaya is doing worse than my Murmy tho

And she's in game much longer

[mint ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/gouden-leeuw-azur-lane-meme-gouden-leeuw-gif-9570357858934492669

she's so peak

[agile vale]

https://tenor.com/view/pomu-rainpuff-pomu-nijisanji-live-reaction-rainpuff-gif-8573199725465111182

The only legit fairy is Pomura Inpuff

[agile vale]

I didn't even bother spending gold or cubes for golden LULW

[mint ledge]

[sleek cape]

My new nickname for you is Kansas lover

[mint ledge]

bro

I did like

[wheat cosmos]

What does cb stand for?

[mint ledge]

50 pulls and I got 1 SR

ts so ass

[agile vale]

maybe if there's an event I don't spend many cubes on and if i recover losses from previous reruns. maybe then

[mint ledge]

battle cruiser

[agile vale]

cuddly babe

[wheat cosmos]

Oh so just backwards

[waxen crane]

Large Cruiser

[mint ledge]

[waxen crane]

Battlecruisers are BCs

[mint ledge]

same shit different day innit

[sage zealot]

No very big diff

[agile vale]

tho i cleared this event under 20 pulls, previous events took over 500

[sage zealot]

Alaska had 10 inch max with Cruiser Hull armor , BCs usually carry BB sized Guns

[mint ledge]

they both explode when you look at'em

[waxen crane]

maybe if CBs and BCs could be placed in any position

[agile vale]

https://tenor.com/view/millie-millie-cat-chewsday-it's-chewsday-innit-tuesday-gif-18130026176620680571

[waxen crane]

put BC in vanguard, CB in main fleet

[mint ledge]

hell nah

[mint ledge]

me when guam goes in the vanguard

[sage zealot]

Considering Alaska was ment to hunt cruisers she better not be in the main line

[torn aspen]

[teal girder]

who is observer fan

[mint ledge]

vote for whoever has the biggest booba/ tastiest feet

[teal girder]

miss D noooooo

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/observer-azur-lane-anime-siren-purifier-gif-16642176

[stark fox]

People want those tentacle skins to be horny

[shut crane]

[mint ledge]

I do

I like squid women

[shut crane]

but empress

so cute

[steady bolt]

Which skin yall think is the best? I want to buy some skin but don't khow which one to buy

[torn aspen]

I got vote observer

[mint ledge]

who that?

[shut crane]

[stark fox]

Wait until Thursday for the next set to drop

[shut crane]

observer is old and boring

[dark solstice]

Santa clothing with beard and infalted boobs

[torn aspen]

[mental swift]

AND THIS IS THE THIRD TIME

[shut crane]

puri-chan is cute and exciting

[torn aspen]

Wife observer

[mental swift]

THE SHINANO BUNNY SKIN CAME BACK

[steady bolt]

What that set about?

[mental swift]

TAKE THAT GOOGLE PLAY

[stark fox]

Maids.
Sexy maids

[shut crane]

hot maid ships

[stark fox]

And some bunny skins

[viscid sedge]

not permanently tho, thats the Hindenburg skin xD

[mental swift]

Still it came back for the second time

and they will do it again and again and again

I have trust on the company

[viscid nest]

Almost Christmas

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[viscid sedge]

just something i found online

[steady bolt]

I really hope their clothes aren't too revealing. Its just weird to look at when literally their clothes is just a damn single paper

[rain valley]

buy cow skin 🥛

[mint ledge]

who's the artist at least

[viscid sedge]

Lillly

[mint ledge]

[viscid sedge]

same artist that did this bombshell pretty much, also did one of the recent Yorktown II official artworks

[abstract ingot]

I think there is a watermark in your picture

[merry robin]

[dreamy coral]

Guys question

[merry robin]

Floof wife. Wood

[full mulch]

Bruuughhh

Hindenburg got unbanned

[merry robin]

Uh...

[full mulch]

I buy Lexi maid and York bunny skin

[viscid sedge]

the official yorktown artwork in question btw

[merry robin]

Taking Musashi

[rain valley]

so... Top Gear?

[dreamy coral]

Yep
Either your partner push pedal or drive control steering wheel

[stark fox]

I’m taking Maruzensky

[merry robin]

U married the Cow?

[rain valley]

she wifed me up, yes

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/maruzensky-true-umamusume-uma-musume-gif-914688239506196634

[full mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/youve-reversed-into-sport-lorry-walkie-talkie-richard-hammond-the-grand-tour-top-gear-jeremy-clarkson-gif-15459321

[viscid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-meme-funny-stan-twt-top-gear-the-grand-tour-gif-14419352880213201061

[merry robin]

[stark fox]

Maruzensky drives max speed and somehow doesn’t crash

Best race partner

[dreamy coral]

Umm problem is that one control steering is upper car while below car is push pedal

[stark fox]

And?

[dreamy coral]

So which role she gonna take?

Pedal or steering?

[stark fox]

Steering, obviously.

When you push down on the gas only there is nothing you need to worry about

[dreamy coral]

Can she drive upside down?

[stark fox]

[viscid nest]

Aus have been driving upside down forever

[tight goblet]

Hmm

I got gifted my thing

It's cool

[rain valley]

Formi best partner, on pedal
she keeps the centre of gravity lower, so the double-car doesn't tip over

[tight goblet]

I like

[dreamy coral]

Well
You need to worry about how much speed you guys need especially during corner

[viscid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/top-gear-the-grand-tour-gif-24931916

[tight goblet]

ANYWAYS HAPPY SNOW DAY EVERYONE

[stark fox]

You ever heard of inertia drifting?

[dark solstice]

Best fun is muck and having a trailer on behind you slide sidways

[dreamy coral]

Are you willing to take steering wheel?

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/drift-gif-26311209

[tight goblet]

That looks cool

[viscid nest]

Don't slow if you flip keep going

[dreamy coral]

Good luck
And tried not hit other because just like Top Gear

[dark solstice]

He is a disaster in a tractor lol

[stark fox]

Worst case scenario we’ll just flintstone it

[dreamy coral]

Who gonna been you partner?

[stark fox]

[dreamy coral]

Just tried to not get knocked out

[full mulch]

lol, all I can remember from him is only one word: HAMMOND!!!!!

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-takeshi-maenami-tm-opera-o-movie-beginning-of-a-new-era-gif-17335924150895882268

[raven grove]

Boop

[rain valley]

https://tenor.com/view/jamesmay-topgear-dance-gif-5501448

[dreamy coral]

You know
Klukai would say this to me
Klukai : COMMANDER YOU BLOODY IDIOT

[dark solstice]

although alot is out on for the camera's i guess because some of the times he said theres no room you could swing a bus around in that

[viscid sedge]

YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!!!!!

[dreamy coral]

Is Formidable okay in pedal? I mean

[dark solstice]

anything i have has two throttle positions, Full on or off

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-azur-lane-gif-9016589096214370227

[dreamy coral]

Just make sure she know how much speed you need
And always communicate with her okay

Just don’t crash with other races

[dark solstice]

What do you mean crash with others? It's their fault

[dreamy coral]

Just don’t reckless okay

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/demo-derby-racing-demo-derby-kdda-gif-16279923

[ember spindle]

[dark solstice]

I helped build a nice car for racing and they destroyed it out of jealousy

though all i did was weld in a safety frame tbf

Wait does that armour have a weak spot like the Fallout armour?

[tight goblet]

hmm

[mental swift]

MAKE THE HATERS PAY

YEAHHHHHH BABY

[tired crown]

Pay?, pay taxes
Yeah no

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-yeah-yeah-baby-alright-great-gif-26979711

[trim gyro]

what weak spot, which armor?

[dark solstice]

In the fallout tv series theres a weak spot the ghoul shoots and kills the guy with a single bullet

In the Fallout TV series, power armor's major weakness is a flaw in the welding at the center chest plate, a known vulnerability that skilled opponents like The Ghoul exploit with armor-piercing rounds to bypass its protection and incapacitate the wearer

Need proper welders for them i guess

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout2-fallout-fallout-idle-power-armor-gif-27531431

[dark solstice]

Personally hate power armour tho

[trim gyro]

right... pretty sure neither of the main power armor sets has ever been said to have a weak spot in the games, even the glass is bulletproof

[worthy pagoda]

Probably the visor or joints

[dreamy coral]

Umm
Car is just random i selected

[trim gyro]

New Vegas has lots of cool armor sets, half the heavy armor sets are just power armor minus the powered bits with a nice coat added over top

[tight goblet]

hmm car good

[dark solstice]

i like to be a sneaky boy

also let Boone jumpscare kill cam in New vegas

[trim gyro]

stealth armor then? your drug addiction enabling waifu

[dark solstice]

only started using chems some in fallout 4 tho, i love Jet

[trim gyro]

"wait" you say, "I don't have a drug addition"
but you will

[full mulch]

The pedal will be broken immediately

[dark solstice]

ah but i unlock the perk to not get addicted even tho i am slamming them every few minutes for fun, deffo different

[trim gyro]

if you're using them that often, you don't even need the perk

[dark solstice]

True

[pastel moat]

Hello shikikans

[ember seal]

Hi

When does the event ends?

[trim gyro]

in two weeks

[ember seal]

So

Next year

[ancient mulch]

oh no guys....

[ember seal]

5 jan?

[ancient mulch]

oh no im grabbing my wallet

oh no

[dreamy coral]

Welp i cannot do anything lol

[ancient mulch]

heyaa

[sand musk]

do you guys know where i can know if lex 2 is a good ship

reached pity and the sunk cost fallacy is hitting

[trim gyro]

and they'll probably leave the menu music up until the event ends because who doesn't want to listen to jingle bells for three weeks

[ember seal]

Wait

Event ends in 1st jan?

[dark solstice]

7th supposedly

[ember seal]

Oh

Phew

[dark solstice]

The main current Azur Lane event, "A Note Through the Firmament," runs until January 7, 2026, at 11:59 P.M. (UTC-7)

[sage zealot]

Not even maxed out yet

[sharp swan]

demon

[sand musk]

nvm this breaks my stance

omg yay :3

[sage zealot]

Once I get some more levels and 200 affinity

[pastel moat]

I think cowpens deserved to be the UR

[trim gyro]

ah yes, an Independence class UR

[sharp swan]

yandere cow

Kashino still better

[ancient mulch]

help me man

im buying it

oh no

[sharp swan]

You ever look to realize 90% of cleveland classes are elites

[merry robin]

@pastel oracle

[pastel oracle]

[full mulch]

Need nun in christmas outfit

[merry robin]

Need nun in oath outfit

[ancient mulch]

vestal?

[trim gyro]

Vestal isn't a nun

[pastel oracle]

[sharp swan]

only 3 clevelands are sr, every other one is elite

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/placyisbabe-azur-lane-implacable-gif-7156489506513765106

Nun

[sharp swan]

Justice for the cleveland class

[trim gyro]

and the new Cleveland Meta is worse than the other SR Clevelands

[dark solstice]

i would convert religion if nuns looked like this

[merry robin]

She is usually thick. This photo shows her more slim

[dark solstice]

also start going to church like my relations want me to

[sharp swan]

honestly Pasadena should have been an SR cleveland class to add to the SR Cleveland class list

[merry robin]

I am not christian

[sharp swan]

there are like barely any SR clevelands and 0 UR clevelands

[merry robin]

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-skill-issue-gif-25837115

[merry robin]

What?

[dark solstice]

i meant me tho

[trim gyro]

Clevelands were stupidly common for cruisers, but we did get a UR Fletcher so it's not impossible to get a UR Cleveland

[pastel moat]

Aponia

[merry robin]

Ok dw.

[dark solstice]

Where is my UR Clemson? will i have to hope they will release Campbeltown as a UR

[icy herald]

if Clemson gets added will she be a Tiger?

[pastel moat]

Only units I want now are high elf archer and siren strength

[sharp swan]

we still don't have
Asterdam
Tallahasse
Mobile
Springfield
Vincennes
Topeka
New Haven
Dayton
Wilmington
Huntington
Providence
Manchester
okay there's even more then this, I see why Pasadena is not apart of the sisters

[tight goblet]

flashbanged as soon as I entered the chat

[versed quarry]

Beans

[sharp swan]

Yeah

[trim gyro]

we have Vincennes, she's just not a Cleveland
I suppose they could make Vincennes 2 a UR, but I doubt it

[sharp swan]

if they kept up with the close sister thing there would be too many clevelands that look the same

[rain valley]

more Biloxi-likes

[merry robin]

[trim gyro]

Little Rock might be a UR candidate...

[icy herald]

I wonder how Cleveland deals with the stress of taking care of almost 36 sisters.

[sage zealot]

We also have biloxi

[cyan idol]

I want Iowa

[trim gyro]

Little Rock was converted to a guided missile cruiser and is presently a museum ship

[icy herald]

(because by technicality, Cowpens, San Jacinto, and Bataan are all technically Cleveland-Class, but rebuilt as the Independence-Class CVLs. They are Clevelands with a flat top)

[trim gyro]

not much in the way of awards though, being commissioned when the war was almost over and doing some stuff during the cold war

[sage zealot]

I have gotten so fucking lucky at getting coob comms

[past iris]

my despair increases

[trim gyro]

Atlanta 2 is even less impressive, so if we get her I expect no better than SR

[dark solstice]

are you f2p?

[trim gyro]

very funny

[sage zealot]

i only buy skins with money

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-ninja-protocol-welcome-p2w-gif-23614449

[sage zealot]

all im winning is more titties

[sharp swan]

Forgetting most of them.

[sharp swan]

my bad, was trying to balance between the wiki and the list of clevelands

[native kettle]

I need that Shiano skin but I'm currently financially unstable

[sharp swan]

I wouldn't be surprised if Cleveland forgot all of the sisters that don't look like her

guaranteed the rest of them are different

wait wouldn't that be backwards thinking though, how could she forget the ones that stand out from the group

[dark solstice]

whast so funny? dudes a f2payer maybe

[royal sigil]

a lot of Implacable earlier

[merry robin]

U still got a time. Chill

[dark solstice]

Implacable taste

[sage zealot]

its still 2 more weeks lmao

[dark solstice]

Indomitable mentality

[past iris]

true

[dark solstice]

Formidable strength and illustrious reputation after being Victorious

[merry robin]

[dark solstice]

"Welcome to the Hotel Yamato
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Yamato
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here"

She gonna be next year

[rigid mantle]

Oh no

[sage zealot]

Bruh, the fuck you mean it’s limited to 2

That’s so bullshit

[rain valley]

another addition to the limited shop, rip

[peak knoll]

finally i can catch upo on the fire controls

thanks manjuu

u the real mvps

(i have 0)

[rain valley]

I have 1 lol
so I'll take the W

[peak knoll]

2 free ur gear for me

[sage zealot]

I'll rather it be craftable and unlimited

[rain valley]

and given most of my BB/Cs are Iris with preloads, I was only really hoping for one more anyways

[sage zealot]

It's always Royal stuff that gets capped

[sharp swan]

Already know who it's goin on

Wait it's royal navy only?

[teal grail]

Bwoah

[rain valley]

it's royal navy gear, but can be given to any BB/C/V or Monitor

[sharp swan]

Well that invalidates the iron blood or whatever other faction ideas i was gonna give it to

Oh

Okay then

[peak knoll]

you guys have enough ur gear u need to be capped

[sharp swan]

Can't give to fargo cause of her unique gear

[rain valley]

Fargo's also too smol, as a CL

[static imp]

Anyways vote ordainer. Sexy green waifu

[sharp swan]

Who

[ember spindle]

fargo
farstop

[rain valley]

prob gonna give it to one of my French ships anyways
NJ and Kearsarge don't need the spread reduction, and Lion already has one

[static imp]

Special vote for sirens is going on. I voted ordainer cause gah damn

[sharp swan]

OH NO

We cannot let the child with tentacles win

[static imp]

Her

[sharp swan]

It going to vehicular manslaughter

I don't want that child to win.

[static imp]

If not then VOTE CHARIOT PEOPLE. WE CANT LET THE LOLICON HERETICS WIM

[static imp]

God I hate the fucking lolicons bro. All these bad bitches ans you vote the fuckass kid

[sharp swan]

A fuckin greed

Children do not belong

[trim gyro]

called it, whining has already started and we're not even halfway done

[carmine night]

[tropic viper]

Nice

[sharp swan]

i mean can you blame people really for not wanting a child to win it

[signal stone]

so~ can you get her? if yes, how?

[trim gyro]

I can blame people for not shutting the fuck up about the votes not going their way

[modern dew]

damn

lil 11km walk

i keep ending up in the middle of nowhere

[trim gyro]

walk the other way

[rain valley]

don't let the admins hear you say that

[modern dew]

that would turn into a 30km walk

(its a 4 way)

[static imp]

I knew hes an asshole and this is further proof

But whatever man

[modern dew]

anyways

[stuck birch]

Does anyone play on Pc?

[modern dew]

whats the haps

whats the motion

[brisk dome]

Wheres the channel of the banned skins?

[rain valley]

uh... it's in the pins somewhere
maybe #al-art?

but that's not a comprehensive list
anything that breaks the server rules is also de facto not allowed

[visual cedar]

this discord is more censored than the game. if its banned because it was to lewd most likely in another discord

[brisk dome]

Ok

[sharp swan]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-har-harharhar-har-har-har-flick-gif-16748483888305558737

[brisk dome]

[torpid kettle]

dont even understand whats lewd about lets say...the shinano-magic skin....compare it to others...i just cant see it xD

[radiant cipher]

@sleek cape

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493861626525515777/1453081296304603338/4g3ygxbi7gge1.gif

[torpid kettle]

or the years old takao l2d :/

[rain valley]

they're back, doesn't matter

[radiant cipher]

hi turquoise

[jagged gull]

#rules message

[brisk dome]

[sharp swan]

Atago and Takao need new l2ds

[modern dew]

ik you keep that channel in one of your pockets

[jagged gull]

Ofc

No one else seems to

[modern dew]

slide the access key

https://tenor.com/view/secret-joe-emotiguy-joecoin-shhh-gif-7848130423689722016

[dark solstice]

I cant read tbh

[dark solstice]

always learnt to throw away the instructions and just wing it

[feral flicker]

who is she

[rain valley]

literally says who in the pic

[feral flicker]

is she limited?

[jagged gull]

Yea but that requires reading.

[peak knoll]

NJ admiring her ass from behind like DAMNN

[rain valley]

I didn't want to have to immediately repost the same image

[trim gyro]

no, she's making sure you are

[feral flicker]

idk what this guy said but he probably is right

[dark solstice]

She must be commander

[leaden shore]

she know she got that cake

[jagged gull]

[feral flicker]

you might be right

[feral flicker]

sad

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-purifire-アズレン-アズールレーン-ピュリファイヤー-gif-16703130

[peak knoll]

Ofc I am right just nod and say yes

[dark solstice]

Best siren

[peak knoll]

Fr and she isnt afraid to show it

[leaden shore]

she rubs it on the car window in her race queen skin

[dark solstice]

Extremely limited

[leaden shore]

damn shes hot for sure

[rain valley]

nah, she can't win
she'll never get ahead

[dark solstice]

cant she just launch her head to win ? 🤔

[jagged gull]

I just realized. People are gonna start thinking i am a lolicon cause of this aren't they

[peak knoll]

Yeah i know I get the skin, although I prefer the swimsuit one

[silver lava]

That 12.1 inch armor belt really shows

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/z23-azur-lane-caught-in-4k-gif-13810401915910384285

[rain valley]

only in the way that most of the mods are, and do little to nothing about lolicon degeneracy

[peak knoll]

All iowa shipgirls will have it trust, we will find out in 50 years when they release another iowa class shipgirl

Before then, 30 more type 2 ships

[dark solstice]

i like mutsuki but not that way

[silver lava]

Before that I’d love an California retrofit

[peak knoll]

CALIFORNIA LOVE

[jagged gull]

Erh. That's fine. People can assume that if they really think that ig

[rain valley]

it'll have to change once we finally get a community strike like BA keeps getting
until then, bullshit continues

[silver lava]

Wide girl 🙏

Also they slapped so much additional AA on her it’s insane

[modern dew]

you strike me as a grannycon

[jagged gull]

We are not even remotely that horrendous for that

[peak knoll]

[jagged gull]

Vino from P5X is pretty cool wdym

Turquoise truly does not know huh....

Oh well

means we must be doing a good job

[modern dew]

oh lawd

at that point thats a fossil

[peak knoll]

Complaining about lolicons but insulting people who like IB wehraboos

Kinda hypocritical if you ask me

[jagged gull]

Oi be nice

[jagged gull]

I wouldn't really say its in the same ballpark really tbh

[modern dew]

my tastes are way better

granny list goes as follows

• red riding hood grandma

• any kind of grandma tbf

[silver lava]

💀

[modern dew]

honorable mentions

• @meager haven

[rain valley]

I mean, wehraboos are also trash
but for an entirely different reason

[jagged gull]

It's true. Kelp is old enough to be considered a vintage if used for sushi

[modern dew]

what do you take me for a cannibal?

[jagged gull]

Idk if i'd say a "fine" vintage

[modern dew]

you right

[jagged gull]

ye?

oh

perfect

[modern dew]

i havent eaten anything all day

[jagged gull]

a shame

[modern dew]

kelp will face the consequences

[silver lava]

Go eat!

[modern dew]

this must be what a yuri relationship feels like

truly

[jagged gull]

Poor Kelp

[lone vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/coalballbaby-gif-670719888072363277

[jagged gull]

was prob not on his bingo card to be eaten today

[lone vapor]

elo alo

[modern dew]

gluttony

[lusty marsh]

Hello everyone

[lone vapor]

how the hell

[modern dew]

affirm yes ! to be cannibalized

[lone vapor]

wait

[modern dew]

matoto

[lone vapor]

why is some people's names different

i want one too

[jagged gull]

"different"?

you mean the fonts?

[peak knoll]

Sup lane

[modern dew]

get on nitro

[modern dew]

broke ahh mf

[lone vapor]

yes

the fonts

shut the fuck up

[pastel moat]

Imagine eating seaweed

[jagged gull]

that'd be nitro

[pastel moat]

[lone vapor]

i aint spending my money on fucking discord

hell no

[jagged gull]

Sure.... Seaweed.

riiiight

[lone vapor]

nvm then

[modern dew]

you can get orbs from ads

free nitro

[pastel moat]

Isn't kelp seaweed

[modern dew]

well atleast for 3 days

[lone vapor]

nah

[jagged gull]

sell your soul for nitro

[jagged gull]

Is he?

[silver lava]

I think so

[modern dew]

probably

[lusty marsh]

My name is cool

[lone vapor]

no

[jagged gull]

@meager haven u from spongebob by chance

[meager haven]

Aghhhhhhh

[modern dew]

kelp suprises me everytime

last night he was a jellyfish

[lone vapor]

i sold my soul for a kebab 3 years ago

[silver lava]

Woah

[silver lava]

Honestly, fair trade

[lusty marsh]

name an underrated ship, in your opinion

[modern dew]

i cant

[rain valley]

Strasbourg

[modern dew]

because they're underrated

[silver lava]

California

[jagged gull]

everyone

[modern dew]

that one paddle boat

[meager haven]

I am not Kelpy G nor a Kelp Shake.😔

[silver lava]

Which one

[jagged gull]

because people forget about em after a month or so

[lusty marsh]

thanks varia

[modern dew]

that one

ykno

[jagged gull]

np

[rain valley]

oh Elites?
Chaser

[peak knoll]

Raffaello

Or however she is called

[jagged gull]

Good enough.

[silver lava]

Lmfao if we get USS Wolverine before another Iowa 💔

[pastel moat]

I still haven't mlb rafaello

[meager haven]

Seattle

[modern dew]

minase is bad as hell

[meager haven]

Minase is hot

[pastel moat]

I'm actually thinking of retiring toricelli

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-oh-my-gawd-omg-god-gawd-gif-24892334

[upbeat vine]

hot stuff

[modern dew]

how could one be a lolicon when this literally exists

[meager haven]

I’m surprised she isn’t more popular, but I guess the elite cursed hit hard.

[modern dew]

and simply kelp

[modern dew]

same ngl

[pastel moat]

Yeah I delete elites 9 times out of ten

I only keep some

[silver lava]

^^

[upbeat vine]

I was noob when i got her. she's 125 on my account. I kinda like her and don't regret

[sage basin]

Can you tell which ship isn't dev 30 yet?

[jagged gull]

There are many answers to this. None of which are pleasant

[wheat cosmos]

[jagged gull]

Well yea obv. You still haven't Dev 30'd Roon yet

[modern dew]

"hey man me and epstein go waayy back" is one of them

[jagged gull]

top 5 for sure

[sage basin]

That implies unlocking Ron

[modern dew]

close to getting Cheshire

lawd

varia auto opsi for me por favor

im hogging da bog rn

[jagged gull]

I'll pass. I got xmas food to eat

I aint got time for that

[peak knoll]

🪵

[modern dew]

man its the 23rd

[viscid nest]

What you having varia

[jagged gull]

I'm european. We have it a day early

smh

[upbeat vine]

I like this one tbh

[modern dew]

me too you banana

[jagged gull]

Roast pork. Aka "Flæskesteg"

[pastel moat]

Strength for me

[jagged gull]

Not enough clearly smh smh

[pastel moat]

She's the best dark skinned waifu

[wheat cosmos]

Wish they added this one

[viscid nest]

Never heard of it

[modern dew]

just say you can't wait for the 25th ..

[viscid nest]

Hope it's good

[modern dew]

i mean tbf

[jagged gull]

I can't wait

done

[pastel moat]

Is that the wolf girl from that one "danna sama" anime

[modern dew]

the Christmas shops came in early

[modern dew]

and i am guilty of going to them

[peak knoll]

🍫

[jagged gull]

Tbf we are eating xmas dinner a lil earlier this year because we are going to spend our xmas with our grandma at the retirement home

[modern dew]

Christmas spirit my ass these mfs tried to sell me a soft cookie for 5 bucks

[upbeat vine]

who doesn't like to be manhandled by a girl

[jagged gull]

so we wanted to get some good food in before that

[novel bobcat]

meanwhile over here in the netherlands we have christmas eve, christmas day and 2nd christmas day. getting absolutely stuffed from tomorrow until friday

[peak knoll]

Me

[modern dew]

email me the bones

[peak knoll]

No girl is mandhandling a 6'5 dude

[agile vale]

Sneaky boy, eh?

[wheat cosmos]

This one is enforcer 6 combination

[jagged gull]

which bones

[modern dew]

oh HELL naw

any

would do

[upbeat vine]

but if she could... would you let her?

[modern dew]

me since kelp won't drop me down anymore

[jagged gull]

2nd xmas day we usually have a xmas lunch too with snaps n such. Which will be larger this time around since we were all sick the last 3 days

[modern dew]

#truth

[silver lava]

Wait till you have a wife

[jagged gull]

prob some spare duck ones ig

[rain valley]

there are definitely women who could
kinda some misogynistic bullshit to assume there couldn't be

[upbeat vine]

WHEN? so there's HOPE??!

[modern dew]

whole ass feast you having and im NOT even invited

[silver lava]

Always hope

[peak knoll]

Good question, i would out of curiosity since I am a curious guy

[jagged gull]

Classic ALO moment

[agile vale]

"if she could, would you?" -Layne Staley, 2025

[modern dew]

i will aurafarm outside of your house now

[jagged gull]

Damn straight

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[jagged gull]

[modern dew]

greed

[wheat cosmos]

Now the difficulty of finding one at the same age online is definitely difficult

[silver lava]

[rain valley]

classic from a wehraboo too
something something master race gender something

[upbeat vine]

how to get grillfirned without approoching irl??

[jagged gull]

or ya could just touch grass for it

[agile vale]

tried a 3d printer?

Kappa

[modern dew]

find one what huh where

[wheat cosmos]

I had a lot in highschool, didn't need to

[silver lava]

Don’t know what your talking about

Now let me measure your skull

[jagged gull]

...And now?

[wheat cosmos]

But the loyalty on them were pretty lacking, glad I didn't stick with them

[modern dew]

you telling me you're trying to find a girlfriend in ALO?

buddy we are ALL hairy buff georgian men here

on everyone's souls but mine

[wheat cosmos]

In a relationship since 2013 and still going

[jagged gull]