al-general

[solid whale]

ill destroy her

[violet panther]

or Wells Fargo credits

[blissful oxide]

hmm

[solid whale]

fem epstein will know my fury

[molten fjord]

[violet panther]

Epstein-file is needed for operators to register for Arknight Endfield

[solid whale]

[violet panther]

Rhodes Island is always open about children labor operators

[mossy rampart]

I feel 70% of AL players belong in the E files

[violet panther]

a possible interview-questionaire by Endmin

the interviewee and result..

[serene elm]

sus

[violet panther]

from her chibi, i feel like Passadena is Brem 2.0 + kink

[solid whale]

sus chungus imposter

[mortal hill]

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girlcockx · Dec 16, 2025, 7:00 AM

[mossy rampart]

She she look like Aqua

[violet panther]

the eyepatch and the mask should be touch-options

[molten fjord]

only hair color

[lapis mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/gohan-crying-gohan-cry-dragnballgt-screaming-gif-3890117968380819807

tried to get Alsace to 1st

[serene elm]

we missing one character for gacha or point accomulation

[mossy rampart]

Oof bring up old memories did i

[wise condor]

Is the maintenance for the UR event

[solar dome]

yea

[serene elm]

no

[wise condor]

Fuck I don't have the cubes for that

Which is it

[viscid nest]

6.7m compared to 40m+ on cn lol

[serene elm]

we missing one stream for JP

which will announce the remaining stuff

event is next week

[viscid nest]

false its thursday

[violet panther]

their voice, their l2ds, Agir's dorms features and her 3d model

[serene elm]

they didn't even announce the event time

so no

unless they do tomorrow stream for JP and at the next day event

[sharp swan]

Why do i want a maid skin all of a sudden

[viscid nest]

true it says coming soon even in jp

wierd

[torpid stream]

skibidi toilet 😍

[torpid stream]

why ur pfp have nato

[sharp swan]

Skibidi rizz

[solid whale]

yeah they also havent announced the atago l2d skin

ik they have it cooking

[violet panther]

idk, it looks nice

[serene elm]

I mean unless they do the most random shit ever that is what I just said

[torpid stream]

what's this server even about gng i don't even remember why i joined

[serene elm]

JP stream and the day after that the event

[sharp swan]

Not history or military

[serene elm]

it will be a first time in the whole game but okay

[torpid stream]

Holden Commodore SS V Redline. 😍

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/atago-hug-gif-21502234

[sharp swan]

Or navy

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-discord-show-me-pc-working-hard-gif-19517817

[lament palm]

Probably thought it would be about WW2 Germany from your roleplay profile

[torpid stream]

what

[viscid nest]

i think cn overide the jp stream i think they wanted to do it yesterday

[torpid stream]

No i m not ww2 gng

[violet panther]

a game staff once described us years ago

[lapis mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-laughing-anime-haikyuu-gif-21117008

[serene elm]

nah it's not ww2 bro is a kaiserboo

[torpid stream]

Otto*

kaiser sucks he destroyed me

[serene elm]

it's like wehraboos but at least they have some foundations to build their argument with

[warm gyro]

Hello pit how are you

[torpid stream]

Females are iron man cuz
Fe= iron
Male= synonym for man

[serene elm]

considering Germany in that war could had actually won unlike ww2

[sharp swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1448286562248036457/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[lament palm]

Sounds like an excuse to me tbh

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-le-galissonnière-halloween-black-cat-gif-23596341

[lament palm]

But whatever makes people happy

[torpid stream]

😍 i change my mind about ww2 germany

[serene elm]

winning in ww2 was impossible, winning in ww1 was possible in fact they were pushing back the french already

then USA joined

[violet panther]

ok, thread your germany mindset carefully here

[sharp swan]

Post mogador

[warm gyro]

@serene elm what’s your thoughts on the upcoming event

[torpid stream]

germany's ambition in ww2 was unrealistic cuz population and rescources

Allies would've pressured sweden to stop iron trade

And if germany invaded sweden, britain would've invaded from Norwegian coast

[violet panther]

even that ambition seems plausible if they just stopped at Poland and France

[viscid nest]

anyone got a screenshot of jp poll

[violet panther]

but no

[serene elm]

I'm waiting for the JP stream as CN left things out for JP stream so I can't say anything what we have looks good but overall I need to wait for tomorrow

[torpid stream]

if britain hadn't joined I don't think usa would've gotten dragged

Unless

Soviets called usa for help

[violet panther]

even if UK didn't join, US would be triggered by IJ anyway

[solid whale]

yeah japan decided to FAFO

[torpid stream]

yep

but they would be on pacific only

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/atago-atago-wahh-atago-no-atago-chibe-atago-azur-lane-gif-21415665

[torpid stream]

Not europe

[stiff forum]

What's good chat

[solid whale]

atago wife yes yes

[torpid stream]

why everyone has anime girl pics in pfp

[stiff forum]

Did I summoned u

[violet panther]

why not?

[solid whale]

well i was already here

[violet panther]

this is anime game

[lament palm]

Probably because this is an anime girl game server

[modern yoke]

[viscid nest]

waifu collection game lol

[stiff forum]

Hm

Hm

[torpid stream]

What game

[solid whale]

yeah this is a waifu game discord

[torpid stream]

Id ts

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[viscid nest]

uhh are you lost lol

[torpid stream]

I don't even know what game 🙏

[lament palm]

You're living up to the German larper stereotypes

[torpid stream]

no i joined bc idk

[stiff forum]

Hm

[torpid stream]

I saw someone with azur tag and joined for no reason

[mossy rampart]

Kurokawa Akane is peak

[viscid nest]

ahhh

[torpid stream]

Who tf is kurokawa akane

[viscid nest]

its a waifu ww2 ship game

[solid whale]

real gamers join for the anime tiddy

[serene elm]

so yeah tomorrow they will announce the remaining stuff

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/golshi-drop-kick-kick-uma-musume-gold-ship-gif-7122197132107406326

[torpid stream]

Red flag cuz nato symbol in hat

[stiff forum]

Uh huh

[timid mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-pretty-derby-matikane-tannhauser-anime-gif-13764732334867683698

[oblique dove]

Mambo

[violet panther]

uh huh

[solid whale]

uma lane wtf

[torpid stream]

w pfp

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/mambo-uma-musume-gif-4231814947166331056

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/dudidam-mambo-matikane-tannhauser-vtuber-dance-gif-253137180940701003

[violet panther]

Mambo Jambo Rambo

[mossy rampart]

Best girl in Anime history

[stiff forum]

I can't find my gallons

[solid whale]

bro im enjoying peak rn

[torpid stream]

12 cilindri's design sucks icl

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/atago-bongo-azur-lane-bongo-atago-gif-20439094

[solid whale]

playing dawn of war and watching justice league

[torpid stream]

There's a sls in background

[solid whale]

[stiff forum]

Hm

[solid whale]

as the kids say I am bing chilling

[sharp swan]

Pasadena is a submissive masochist aparently

[solid whale]

[torpid stream]

What's that fake model amg vro 🙏

[timid mesa]

Hmm masochist

[sharp swan]

Auto translate is probably more accurate

[stiff forum]

Shut free car take it

[torpid stream]

in what game

[stiff forum]

Uhm...

Bro bouta speed running to get robbed in the Christmas

[torpid stream]

Shi looks like someone took amg and a viper and smashed it

[stiff forum]

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/bismarck-bismarck-azur-lane-azur-lane-gif-87031551527814272

[stiff forum]

irl

[oblique dove]

Oh that's Tirpitz

[stiff forum]

Hm

[torpid stream]

I want this icl

[solid whale]

I am gonna

post

peak

[torpid stream]

So i can unify it

[stiff forum]

Ah nah puzzle

[oblique dove]

Are you a newbie to this server

[stiff forum]

Hm

[torpid stream]

Joined in June 🙏

[torpid stream]

I mean july

W sound 😍

[oblique dove]

Aww

[mossy rampart]

So new he ain't even know bout big boobie fox ladies and Sheffy

[stiff forum]

Doggo eeping

[serene elm]

free skin was peak

[solid whale]

artist had some divine knowledge beamed into their head

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-azur-lane-sheffield-gif-27680257

[solid whale]

and put pen to paper

and maked wonders

[stiff forum]

Biskos sista pretty

[mossy rampart]

MY WIFFFFFFFFEEEEEE

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-azur-lane-formidable-gif-20466212

[mossy rampart]

I love her so much

[tranquil grail]

Why the German Confederation poped in

[oblique dove]

She looks fine.

[sharp swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/736293761834811443/1441956190329372784/3525ftgy9efb1.gif

[mossy rampart]

She's so under appreciated😔

[torpid stream]

idk

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/bismarck-bismarck-azur-lane-azur-lane-gif-1151230990768763302

[torpid stream]

erlc?

[tranquil grail]

How do you feel being dismantled by the Treaty of Versailles ?

[oblique dove]

Hmm?

[solid whale]

its that time of year gang

[torpid stream]

I have the challenger innit

[tranquil grail]

Please no

[solid whale]

its too late

[oblique dove]

Good

[torpid stream]

Sameway you'd feel if someone divided ur bodyparts and then took ur money and made u earn money to connect ur bodyparts back

[torpid stream]

That challanger which is faster than the bugatti btw

I hate the fake model icl

[solid whale]

ah so jolly

[violet panther]

how do you feel for German Confed to lose, Truk, Rabaul, Marianas, Marshall Islands to Imperial Japan by Treaty of Versailles (for IJ to be used in ww2)?

[tranquil grail]

Bro got rekt at Verdun and never recovered since

[tranquil grail]

W treaty

[solid whale]

spee more like

pee

[violet panther]

Spee(n)

[torpid stream]

icl looks cuter than miata

[violet panther]

[tranquil grail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/783447172992860161.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=NS_keklaugh

tf is this crap

[torpid stream]

suzuki

Guess this car fr

[sharp swan]

It's a nugget

[torpid stream]

wrong

[tranquil grail]

Hum, it's the remains of the Hindenburg ?

[torpid stream]

It's a sixth generation honda civic

[violet panther]

when u were schools and colleges, u may look at eco-car as tiny junks, while looks at racing car with awe, and your perspective will be flipped when started working

[tranquil grail]

You showed us a grey part, while your honda civic is white

[torpid stream]

Ev sucks

[tranquil grail]

tf is wrong

[torpid stream]

It's not mine gng

it's the basic wikipedia pic of civic

[tranquil grail]

Nah, eco cars still sucks

[mossy rampart]

Fuck every Suzuki Swift that has existed and will ever exist

[torpid stream]

icl i agree

[violet panther]

uh huh

[torpid stream]

But

Unless it was rwd

But shit is FWD

[mossy rampart]

Nah I almost lost a finger cuz of a Suzuki Swift

Fuck those scrap heaps

[tranquil grail]

ayo what

how

[torpid stream]

oh drivers of the car suck

It's cheap

Reliable

[mossy rampart]

I was involved in a crash with one

[torpid stream]

But a tin can is stronger

[mossy rampart]

What he said

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shooked-shook-no-way-amazing-gif-18267326827091742715

[torpid stream]

Evading taxes bc being into debt

[tranquil grail]

Im so cooked for the next banner

[torpid stream]

what tf is wisdom cube gng

[tranquil grail]

gacha currency

PS : started 2 days ago

[torpid stream]

what tf is gacha

I don't even have this game installed gng

[tranquil grail]

Never heard of those mobile games ?

[torpid stream]

gacha life

[violet panther]

[tranquil grail]

try it, it's basically collecting ww2 ships

but they are girls

[torpid stream]

The one every elementary girls think is cool?

[tranquil grail]

no

[torpid stream]

Which gacha then

[tranquil grail]

Azur Lane

Chat is he for real

[next fox]

Gg EN bros URs are dominating this year

[viscid nest]

prob a bit of new and troll

[torpid stream]

i don't even play this game

[nova monolith]

[burnt idol]

My favoritr ur taihou and enterpraisu

Wait

Why is enterprise back

Huh

Didn't she win a past voting already

[viscid nest]

dont think so

[next fox]

Nope

[burnt idol]

Odd

[burnt idol]

But what about jp and cn?

[serene elm]

damn bro out all the galas I only like 2 characters

[nova monolith]

I think it only matters on the Final Vote

[solid whale]

shinano placing number 1 multiple servers

still no oath skin

🥀

[serene elm]

oath skins are random

[lament palm]

It's ok, Nano got a cheap plastic bottle with her face on it

[pastel moat]

I'm sick of shinano

[lament palm]

Worth it

[pastel moat]

[solid whale]

[mossy rampart]

Sheffield aint got one yet either😭

[torpid stream]

😡

[pastel moat]

Pasadena outfit is great

[torpid stream]

This guy very bsd

[tranquil grail]

You can be mad, 2 world war and one world cup

[violet panther]

[tranquil grail]

[lament palm]

The problem with AL is that you can't enjoy anime girls without some weird ass dudes too into specific history popping out of nowhere debating as if I give a shit

[torpid stream]

I don't watch sports or any anime

This guy betrayed every time

[next fox]

Usually the top 3 normally get merchandise and smol versions of themselves as a reward

[torpid stream]

Never trust

[tranquil grail]

Imagine, loosing to Ethiopia

[torpid stream]

shi lost to Greece too

Then called me for helo

Along with yugoslavia

[serene elm]

based back stab

[violet panther]

[torpid stream]

Back stabbed twice btw

Was with me for first 2 days in ww1

[torpid stream]

Then left

[violet panther]

Italy backstabbed in ww1? when?

[burnt idol]

Cleoardia is obviously the best country because I am every shipgirl in existance

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-summer-blow-a-kiss-heart-swimsuit-gif-18595887

[serene elm]

they were "allies" then Italy decided to not go to war, to then attack the Austrians

[tranquil grail]

So basicaly before the war even start Italy had an "alliance with Germany", but then France and England said "if you fight with us, you'll get dalmatia and a bit of yougoslavia

[mossy rampart]

MY SECOND WIFFFFFFFFEEEEEE

[violet panther]

[torn aspen]

(Osho Ko No) face the same lol

[torpid stream]

Wanted to join me but remember south tyrol and left

And joined allies/entente

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/victorious-azur-lane-gif-26786004

[torpid stream]

This guy is hated by everyone

[violet panther]

......ok

nice try rping though

[tranquil grail]

Get mad, we got the most victories

[oblique dove]

Now's not the time.

[torpid stream]

😡

[tranquil grail]

1115 victories lil bro

[serene elm]

oh oh

[radiant cipher]

Hey dipshit
Prussia doesnt exist anymore

[tranquil grail]

TELL HIM

[serene elm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1450118106696515615/8fw3i066ad7g11.gif

[radiant cipher]

Go back to the hole you crawled out of

[torpid stream]

I almost got u

[torpid stream]

😡😡😡😡

[tranquil grail]

On les as bz 2 fois, il à toujours pas copris

[violet panther]

[oblique dove]

Don't let the admin catch you

[mossy rampart]

Hi Riche👋

[radiant cipher]

The only thing you can do is leverage your huge population advantage to genocide others and then lose

[burnt idol]

@torpid stream If you're only going to keep roleplaying in this server it's best you leave since you don't actually play this game

[radiant cipher]

Hi

[oblique dove]

🥖

[radiant cipher]

Mdr

[tranquil grail]

[mossy rampart]

How we doin

[torpid stream]

😔

[next fox]

I request nep

[radiant cipher]

Doing good

[burnt idol]

Essex is an alien
And she is kinda spacey
Coming from the universe
To party and go crazy

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/neptune-azur-lane-dance-cute-chibi-gif-17732041

[lament palm]

Me when I roleplay Germany online for some reason but I'm totally not a Nazi because it's the other war, I'm totally not a Nazi btw

[radiant cipher]

Niceu

[torn aspen]

Are you mad angry.

[next fox]

Nep

[oblique dove]

[sinful pebble]

her skin buffed her breasts like crazy

[radiant cipher]

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-dialyn-gif-617322199164271494

[next fox]

Can I have that emote please

[radiant cipher]

Yes

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/kana-arima-oshi-no-ko-gif-16851150993743168351

[radiant cipher]

[next fox]

[radiant cipher]

[oblique dove]

🥛

[torpid stream]

🥀

[jaunty adder]

7️⃣

[violet panther]

Willy D Porter, when getting Dialyn's Customer Service

[jaunty adder]

Ssex 7

[oblique dove]

Dude go somewhere else not here

[torpid stream]

ok

[oblique dove]

Now go

[torpid stream]

no

[lament palm]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-elmo-meme-tickle-me-elmo-throw-wall-gif-25202313

[torpid stream]

bye imma play eastern front

[mossy rampart]

Omg thats fucking adorable

I love it

[radiant cipher]

Yeee

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-uma-musume-tamamo-tamamo-cross-plush-gif-13950489234898850884

[hearty salmon]

Guess who nearly got ran off the road by an idiot

[viscid nest]

cleo

[tranquil grail]

you ?

[lament palm]

Probably Cleo

[mossy rampart]

You get used to it after a while

It's a lot more terrifying on a motorcycle but it happens

People be dumb

[radiant cipher]

I might have a tiiiiny bias

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/mavuika-genshin-bike-motorbike-motorcycle-gif-17446898096494664698

[mossy rampart]

Where on earth did you find it

[next fox]

Btw I've encountered a FDG and Ulrich cosplayers during my trip anime frontier

[radiant cipher]

Uh

In another discord

[mossy rampart]

Based

[mossy rampart]

I love her design but honestly her Motorcycle didn't feel like it fit in Genshin to me

Cool asf on the surface tho

[lament palm]

Genshin has a strange identity crisis with it's designs

[oblique dove]

Anyway see you later buddy I'm going to rest

[mossy rampart]

Cya, don't explode

[hearty salmon]

Well I managed to swerve into the other lane after braking to no avail. This is why I HATE the middle lane , you wanna stay in thr speed limit and be lawful but when you finally get fedup you swap lanes with no signal or bothering to match speed

[violet panther]

ah, swap lane with no signal-light

[hearty salmon]

No swap lane with light

But

[lament palm]

From wrong lane to azur lane

[hearty salmon]

He turns light on for 1 moment and then immediately turns

[violet panther]

more or less than 3 seconds?

[sage zealot]

One is a hoe and the other is a Saint , not even close

[hearty salmon]

Same as those people who only turn on their lights AFTER THEY’RE MID LANE CHANGE

[hearty salmon]

0.5

No warning

[violet panther]

ok, that's swift

[hearty salmon]

Just decided to turn them on as he turns in

Its about the same time as shifting in a manual

That level of instant

[mossy rampart]

Woah shots fired

[violet panther]

become a mindset in driving "drive as if every vechicles out there is trying to get you"

[hearty salmon]

These mfs be the same kind to lecture kids “Dont go fast” Better we go fast and be in control than you be so impuslive

[hearty salmon]

Done

But I was leading a guy thru traffic cus he seemed to be in a rush

[mossy rampart]

Sounds like Queenslands drivers invaded wherever you live

[radiant cipher]

The saint also participated in the crusades

[hearty salmon]

So that and the fact the guy swapped so fast because he was behind a garbage truck

[violet panther]

u on motorbike?

[hearty salmon]

Those trucks go like 60 we were pushing 100-110

[hearty salmon]

Car

[violet panther]

ah 100+ understandable

[lament palm]

Richard, have I shown you?

[hearty salmon]

Motorbike no issue

I can swerve out

[radiant cipher]

Uwaaaa

[hearty salmon]

Car? I’m as fat as formidable

[radiant cipher]

[hearty salmon]

Lane changing aint as swift

[mossy rampart]

No but he should be, Motorcycles are life

[violet panther]

i dont motorbike too

[lament palm]

Need to get her metatron version too

[hearty salmon]

I used to think they were legalized death machines

Now after experiencing cutting it up and touge-ing I can see the appeal

[violet panther]

riding motorbike in city is much safer than in rural roads

[lament palm]

Motorcycles are fun, it would be even more fun if real life had like a counter where you got extra points for every motorcycle you run over

[mossy rampart]

If you're not a muffin head like me they really aren't that unsafe

[hearty salmon]

Ooo

Yeah but eh

[mossy rampart]

Clearly you've never been to Australia

[hearty salmon]

I dont know how to ride a bike

Never got to the balancing

[violet panther]

last time i did was 20 years ago

[mossy rampart]

Yeah I chase speed far too much for my own good

[hearty salmon]

UNC

[violet panther]

ofc i was lil kid

[hearty salmon]

Lol same

[modest edge]

I don't understand why yall don't like st Louis

[mossy rampart]

Funnily enough tho the one time I was being safe I had an accident lol

[modest edge]

😔

[mossy rampart]

Rip

[hearty salmon]

Even in the fog going downhill I can push 80,90 on some corners even 100

[hearty salmon]

Same

[violet panther]

but yeah here, as i said, ride motorbike in cities are much safer than suburb or rural

[hearty salmon]

Got scrapped by a truck on my front light

Was driving slow cus my mom was there and she was backseat driving hard

Ironic cus I can pull 160 to 180 speeds and have no issue

[mossy rampart]

You definitely haven't been to Australia

[hearty salmon]

The spiders?

[lament palm]

In my experience motorcycles are a danger to themselves and everyone around them no matter where they ride

[hearty salmon]

The ahem

[violet panther]

i am glad i haven't for awhile then

[hearty salmon]

Wildlife natives

[hearty salmon]

Depends on the rider

[lament palm]

Most crave the sweet release of death

[hearty salmon]

There’s a difference between reckless and racer

[lament palm]

Unfortunately, that is not my job

[hearty salmon]

I have no issue w the motorbikers pushing it 140 in between lanes

As long as they’ve learnt to control that speed

I myself can push a 90 degree corner going 100

[rose spire]

The gaps are insane

[lament palm]

The problem isn't just speeding, but how they try to pass you and take turns they shouldn't

Really makes you think, a little push from my car, and they'd go flying

[mossy rampart]

How many votes Sheffy got

[rose spire]

I don’t think I can see but I’ll check

[mossy rampart]

She's like 128 place

[rose spire]

I can’t check

Not letting me click them

[mossy rampart]

You sir are why we die so often

[rose spire]

Wait nvm

What’s her name?

[mossy rampart]

Mfs be out her trying to hit us like it'll earn them skill points

[lament palm]

I wish it did

[mossy rampart]

Sheffield

[runic totem]

i really feel that this is rigged considering its dish n all but have no evidence

[rose spire]

Sheffield got 60k

[violet panther]

skill "issue" point

[neon scarab]

:0 my UvH

[violet panther]

[rose spire]

Eh I can see why Musashi is first

[runic totem]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[hearty salmon]

Dunno how it is where you are but in my country they do the same but some of them know how to do it skillfully

Safe? No , they shouldn’t be pushing that hard in the first place

[rose spire]

We’re not the soulsborne community lol

[radiant cipher]

Zhonghhuo

[violet panther]

"skill issue" has become universal anyway

[hearty salmon]

But , idk how to explain it but they have the raw instinct and skill to pull it off

[runic totem]

even in drinking milk

[lament palm]

Bad drivers come in all shapes and vehicles. Motorcyclists seem to believe theirs have imaginary armor tho

[runic totem]

lactose intolerance? skill issue

[hearty salmon]

As long as they can control that level of speed they can blaze through me

[rose spire]

Fair just don’t see anyone using it but the souls community

[violet panther]

ye even to anything that's not related to "skill" at all

[hearty salmon]

Must be from all the quick acceleration and cornering

There is a method to the madness tho

[violet panther]

there're even emojis

[runic totem]

have you not seen the woman who overcame her lactose intolerance by chugging milk for a month ?

[mossy rampart]

Most of us know the consequences of eating shit at high speed but we still love Motorcycles

[hearty salmon]

Idk how they process it but for me cutting it up in a car has its own methods and rules

[rose spire]

The happy face with the sign saying skill issue is kinda funny

[hearty salmon]

Wind in my face , the roar of the engine

Lord I can’t hold it baxk

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-gif-20609847

[violet panther]

i overcame one, took 3 days per try

[mossy rampart]

Docs told me once they might have to take my finger and my first question was " right after you take it when can I ride "

[hearty salmon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1447530909514465280/lv_0_20251102003303.gif

[lament palm]

If you know you shouldn't do something and still do it, you are more likely to be the reason you die

[rose spire]

Musashi winning as she should

[mossy rampart]

Ong

[hearty salmon]

[mossy rampart]

If I die happy then fuck it

[runic totem]

das alot of expressions

plap material

def oathed

[lament palm]

You don't just die, you turn someone into a criminal

At least give me exp

[rose spire]

Another cultured man I see

[hearty salmon]

It sounds insane to outsiders but honestly pushing those speeds and cornering that hard for me is just a regular tuesday it’s not some spur of the moment

[sharp swan]

This might be the only maid skin i get ever

[hearty salmon]

Idk how you guys did it but i learnt from others how to tear it up and race and self taught from there

[sharp swan]

Pasadena is like the only ship in a while i've had catch my eye

[hearty salmon]

Taking tight corners with 6-7 cm from the wall cutting through traffic at 120

[hearty salmon]

SEGGGSSSSSS

PLAPPY PLAPPY NIGHT BATTLY NOW

UWOGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[mossy rampart]

I'm not that wreck less but fair enough

[sharp swan]

Submissive masochist

[mossy rampart]

If imma be silly I try to do it on empty roads

[hearty salmon]

Ok then i must be more ballsy than you

[violet panther]

i wont even think of trying on my current suv

[viscid nest]

anyone play jp link the jp poll?

[hearty salmon]

Point is we have balls not a death wish

[hearty salmon]

Yeah different people different stances

To each their own

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-stars-chicken-drone-gif-1182185235201359796

[hearty salmon]

UWOGHHHHH SEXY FOX GIRL

PLAP

[violet panther]

live-thxgiving-drone delivery

[zinc shore]

pasadena?

close enough, welcome back cinderella from nikke

seriously she reminds me of cinderella

[pure depot]

6-7...

[radiant cipher]

…

[zinc shore]

https://tenor.com/view/cinderella-nikke-nikke-goddess-of-victory-gif-7420076005150048081

[violet panther]

remind me of that drift-scene from Tokyo-drift

[zinc shore]

reminds me a lot

but hey that's fine

more cinderellas to get then

so i'll save for pasadena

[mossy rampart]

The shear disappointment in those 3 dots

[pure depot]

[violet panther]

each dot represent 2cm closeness to

[hearty salmon]

No. Syanda , not you too

[mossy rampart]

PLAAAAP https://tenor.com/view/all-might-scream-power-my-hero-academia-gif-15455331

[hearty salmon]

SNAP BACK TO IT MAN

[zinc shore]

i cant even escape it in warframe

[hearty salmon]

Thats part of the love of the game

The people and community

[zinc shore]

DETROIT
TEXAS
WYOMING
CAROLINA
CALIFORNIA
NEW HAMPSHIRE
OKLAHOMA
MISSOURIIIII
SMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHH

[violet panther]

Tokyo-Drift had a game?

[mossy rampart]

MHA is honestly top 10 if you ignore the Fandom

[hearty salmon]

I’ve met mustangs , to 1999 Evos kitted out to rally styled cars and etc

[zinc shore]

brother i dream of mirko crushing me with her thighs

and notice how the moms are done well

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/death-of-stalin-jollyposting-christmasposting-christmas-jolly-gif-3882277632458285802

NO MILFS FOR YOU

YOU GET LOLIS

WHICH BY PROXY MEANS CHILD TRAFFICKING

[violet panther]

there are many other types outside milfs, loli is just one of them

[runic totem]

"you disgusting" vs "you disgusting~"

[zinc shore]

NEVER

[sharp swan]

Pasadena is beautiful

[zinc shore]

DROPKICK THE CHILD

[hearty salmon]

Too late , sign at the bottom of the page

[violet panther]

i won't upset Chang Feng, siriusly

[mossy rampart]

I used to fein for the Pink Acid girl

[zinc shore]

im not a blue archive player nor did i oath a chan ship

[violet panther]

she's a pintsize chore quartermaster

[hearty salmon]

God I love Big tittied women

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[zinc shore]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-tongue-laugh-flightreacts-flight-tongue-tongue-laugh-gif-739589491343629007

[mossy rampart]

GIVVVVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[zinc shore]

my brother even if i would be down cataclysmic i would never get attracted to kids

no kid ever beating caenis or my beloved barghest

[zinc shore]

top 2 muscle mommies from fate btw

[torpid stream]

What's that name💔

[viscid nest]

hes back

[violet panther]

a "typical" name

[torpid stream]

Yes

I m back

[zinc shore]

WE
YES WE
ALL OF US
WE want to play goo goo babies with our lives on the line

and YES with super creek cowpens AND illustrious

3 mommies are better than one

[mossy rampart]

I Oathed Uni for more sorties and stat boost

[torpid stream]

Who is we

[mossy rampart]

Still dunno if it was the right choice

[violet panther]

such brutal horny honesty

[torpid stream]

why do u need 3 moms

[zinc shore]

why not

[torpid stream]

Wait lesbian moms exist i forgot but wait why 3 moms

[zinc shore]

i like cowpens illustrious and super creek too much to only pick one

[timid mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[zinc shore]

can't say no to the other two man

[torpid stream]

What do u mean

Aren't we talking about parents

[zinc shore]

no dude

about motherly women

[torpid stream]

💔

[timid mesa]

We WANT Older

[violet panther]

you have a lot to learn about this channel context, Mr. Prussia

[torpid stream]

i think cow girl mommies are best icl

[zinc shore]

granny
come to me granny
the wrinklier the raisin the sweeter the fruit

[zinc shore]

AND you get free milk on the side

[torpid stream]

am i rich

[violet panther]

Fargo now has access to domestic source of Cowpen

[torpid stream]

Stay away ladies i m not looking for girls I know I m rich

[zinc shore]

thats like 50 cents or less

[torpid stream]

i like mid size icl

[timid mesa]

50/50

[pine saffron]

I can't believe I have to say this but, I'm pretty sure manjus cooking with AI. Williams tits doubled in size between skins.

They are bigger than fucking yamashiros

[zinc shore]

still waiting for yamato reveal

or whoever it was supposed to be revealed

i need my fox sisters completed

[viscid nest]

is AI just a word you randomly use

[modest edge]

What

[torpid stream]

Anyone is rich 💔😔

[pine saffron]

its that or the artists are incompetent

[mossy rampart]

MY 3RD WIFFFFFFFFEEEEEE

[modest edge]

Bro why you posting ts

[pine saffron]

but we know manju doesn't credit artists in game

[torpid stream]

I desperately need a diamond Valkyrie

[torpid stream]

More than any goth mommies

[timid mesa]

3rd times already

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED

[modest edge]

Wtf is goo goo babies

Yk what i don't wanna know

[zinc shore]

ong still not A SINGLE PAGE of cowpens

why did we slow down?

[torpid stream]

a good question which shouldn't be answered

[teal girder]

no

[modest edge]

Nobody here can help you with that

[torpid stream]

Some questions should stay question

[zinc shore]

super creek is a hella motherly woman so she basically pampers you and lets out her motherly nature

very wholesome too

[pine saffron]

My only question is why is cowpens bigger than kashino

[zinc shore]

wait is she?

[modest edge]

Wtf is chat on rn

[pine saffron]

yes

[viscid nest]

proof

[violet panther]

do you think Super Creek and Yorky has similar motherly?

[zinc shore]

super fent

[timid mesa]

Simple answer: Mature men acted like Babies that being treated by their mommies (Older gf)

[modest edge]

Yall get Venezuelan Crack???

[modest edge]

Disgust

[torpid stream]

💔 miss this

[violet panther]

ok grandpa Prussy, lets get you to bed

[torpid stream]

no

[violet panther]

[zinc shore]

yes

[torpid stream]

I still have the soul in me

[timid mesa]

#history here's btw

[modest edge]

Shut up ong

[sinful igloo]

Cowpens

[torpid stream]

why this server is js horny gooners 💔

[viscid nest]

why are you still here cleo told you should leave

[solid whale]

waifu game server

[torpid stream]

i m thinking to start play but idk what's ts game about

[pine saffron]

man you are playing a waifu game you are either a gooner or a tourist

[torpid stream]

i never played

💔

[timid mesa]

You literally entered here

[mossy rampart]

Where TF you think you sre

[violet panther]

he hasn't even started playing yet

[zinc shore]

brother ur in the azur lane server

[mossy rampart]

It's THE AL server

[timid mesa]

Listen man, this is NOT your Colonial zone

[modest edge]

Because this game is for horny gooners

[viscid nest]

he joines random discords to talk about germany

a larper

[violet panther]

nor HOI4 zone

[torpid stream]

no

[zinc shore]

we goon in peace

[modest edge]

Bros kinda
Kinda rarded

[zinc shore]

i'm pretty happy recently btw

atago is climbing the ranks in the voting

[runic totem]

cowpens is indeed bigger , she can supply skk with high-quality, protein dense milk, can mix chocolate and have the finest of fine drink, cowpens would be always with skk incase skk got thirsty

[timid mesa]

This is NOT German Colonial Empire territory

[zinc shore]

best onee san atago is climbing up the ranks in the popularity vote

[torpid stream]

💔

[signal delta]

https://fxtwitter.com/CraneEnthusias/status/2000828772397007166

Crane Enthusiast (@CraneEnthusias)

Since the new event seems to be maid themed, here are some maid Shoukaku design sketches I did a few months ago.
︀︀
︀︀#AzurLane #アズールレーン

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FxTwitter · Dec 16, 2025, 7:22 AM

[modest edge]

Bros just a troll someone ban this guy ong

[zinc shore]

as a atago lover this fact makes me happy

[torpid stream]

I didn't even troll anyone gng

[timid mesa]

I would spam ping him if i must

[viscid nest]

im not pinging them again everytime i do it turns olut bad

[torpid stream]

My notifications are turned off pings won't affect me

[modest edge]

Ok shitposter

[sly briar]

Is that Doro / Cinderella at home?

[mossy rampart]

Nah cuz that just give him the ability to say we banned him over rage baiting

[modest edge]

Go back to hoi4 or some shit

[mossy rampart]

Just ignore or block him lol

[viscid nest]

might be same artist

[modest edge]

It's fine the mods don't ban anyone that deserves it anyway

[torpid stream]

yes listen to this guy

[violet panther]

ok sure, but if you keep roleplaying Prussia shenanigans, you may subjected to harsher penalty from mods, (and ppl here)

[modest edge]

Except that one time they banned lycoris

[sly briar]

What is this drama? xd

[viscid nest]

a german larper

[solid whale]

dont kids these days ever get told not to feed trolls

[sly briar]

Ah ok

xD guys, just dont feed the trolls

[violet panther]

i like when he trashtalked France and got sudden reaction from Richy and co

[mossy rampart]

Most we can do is passive aggressively rage bait back

[valid lagoon]

I just came back, what the hell is going on here?

[timid mesa]

It's just out of place, sire

[mossy rampart]

Nope

[solid whale]

🥀

[modest edge]

Nah yknow the Roman Empire was better than Prussia or Germany ever was

[torpid stream]

which roman empire

Holy roman empire or roman empire

[zinc shore]

CINDY!!!!

BEAUTIFUL

[mossy rampart]

French slander is blasphemy

[timid mesa]

Anyway

[modest edge]

Either one was better

[valid lagoon]

Also I may have to get saving on my cubes for... whatever it is

[zinc shore]

"when you dump a lot of neurotoxin over fr*nce but you realise the fr#nch are already braindead"

saw this one

[mossy rampart]

Woah woah woah

[zinc shore]

still dont know why ppl be like this to france

[slender frost]

lowkirkenuinely facts

[mossy rampart]

We don't slander the French

[zinc shore]

lowkirkenuinely

how many original words left?

[mossy rampart]

Only because they made Richelieu

[sly briar]

https://tenor.com/view/trunks-fusion-goten-dbz-gif-19798417

[timid mesa]

The only thing french is good is the Navy

[zinc shore]

nah bro dont try to tell me WINDERELLA fused with LOROTHY

dorothy is a bigger fraud that indivilia

[zinc shore]

and reminding you

INDIVILIA LOST TO A MIDGET

[mossy rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-richelieu-anime-teasing-bleh-gif-17544573

[mossy rampart]

WIFFFFFFFFEEEEEE

[solid whale]

we all know crown is the goat

[zinc shore]

"IS THAT A ROBOT GOING 60 MPH WHICH IS FASTER THAN MY SUPERSONIC POISONED TAIL? WALLAHI I'M COOKED"

[zinc shore]

we love our king

[solid whale]

🗣️

[zinc shore]

chime has more feats than dorothy

im crine 😭

[timid mesa]

Question for Some Naval experts, Why Modern Submarines don't have main gun/cannon/AA armaments anymore?

[solid whale]

maybe if dorothy stopped PLOTTING shed be useful

[viscid nest]

what are you going to shoot with it

[signal delta]

Because if you have the chance to use Cannon and AA then you fuck up

BIG TIME FUCK UP

[mossy rampart]

" My car is worth $1000 Wallahi you're letting me merge "

[zinc shore]

Lorothy lost her friend and did nothing 100 years

chime nearly lost her king and immediately got revenge

[viscid nest]

the second your on surface trying to aa your going to die

[solid whale]

💔

[timid mesa]

Understandable, Princess of Erusea

[signal delta]

[timid mesa]

I guess additional firepower ain't worth it

nowaday

[viscid nest]

them being at surface is alot more dangerous now than in ww2

imo

[zinc shore]

meet indivilia aka POTENTIAL WOMAN

0 wins, 0 assists, 7 time getting ran over

wins: 1 hp nihilister

losses: crown, ROOOOOSEEEE, FUCKING CHIME BRO 😭

give me weakened marian
give me teaming
give me mass produced fodder or i retire

[violet panther]

or just call her Nvidia

[zinc shore]

Ldivilia

[timid mesa]

No wonder those Taiwanese outdated submarines don't have guns

[violet panther]

at least Chatterbox is more crackpot

[zinc shore]

imma go back to level grinding i wanna unlock private quarters

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/danzklk-nikke-nikke-goddess-of-victory-trombe-crown-gif-18131381208937374855

[violet panther]

AA guns and surface guns on submarine is also a super-easy sonar detection, even if the sub is stationary and engine-shutdown

[solid whale]

also subs just use missiles

[violet panther]

and even sub-launch missiles, it has to be eject-to-surface-launch type

in naval terms it's called "hot" and "cold" launch for VLS

[rustic sapphire]

I want mommy Cowpens
I want milk
I want to be held
I want to be conforted

[violet panther]

wait 2 more days

[mossy rampart]

Me too bro me too

[tired crown]

[sinful pebble]

I really really want to see the cow skin

[shut crane]

nice thighs, fat tits, cute tummy, crazy face, what's not to like

[violet panther]

and the whip...

[shut crane]

looking at the skin preview... why are her boobs expanding as she breathes as if they are lungs?

[viscid nest]

lol

[shut crane]

it's not her chest, where the ribs are, expanding, but literally the tits

does she breathe using her boobs?

[viscid nest]

thats how women breath

[rose spire]

Fire is cold

Water is hot

I’m not going insane

[solid whale]

yeah boobs are lung pockets

[violet panther]

do you see one or 2 biplane over there?

[rustic sapphire]

Tiddies physics

[rose spire]

Planes planes planes planes planes

[torpid stream]

W name😍

[rose spire]

Ty

[torpid stream]

Otto von Bismarck is such a W fr

[violet panther]

what about Molke and Roon?

[rose spire]

I don’t know what kind of person he was

[torpid stream]

what

[rose spire]

Guess what

[rose spire]

Another picture saved

[viscid nest]

did mog win jp?

[tranquil mural]

Is it only me or this time UR ship default designs are similar like Elite ships?

[hard vine]

society if 20 million kursk spins appeared

[violet panther]

what if Kurskman props up in US?

[tranquil mural]

I mean so far, most of the UR ship default designs were looking gorgeous

[viscid nest]

wym lex2 is pretty

[rustic sapphire]

So do we know who are the shipgirl with the three skin teaser ?

[hard vine]

lex2 is a lot prettier than a lot of previous URs

but its all up to personal preferance

is that a self reactor i spy

[viscid nest]

dress skin as default is a +

[hard vine]

dont even need to buy a party dress

[tranquil mural]

Ngl this one looks more much UR to me

[hard vine]

I thought Pasadena was the second UR at first

[shut crane]

she looks like kear

[hard vine]

turns out it was some trash DD instead

[sinful vapor]

and Fargo

[shut crane]

yeah, fargo too

[viscid nest]

cleve class next EU UR

[sinful vapor]

coping it is USS Miami

[hard vine]

Worcester next EU CL UR

[tranquil mural]

Yeah at least SSR

[violet panther]

if William D Porter can be UR, then so as Johnston

[sinful vapor]

I mean they passed up the tankiest DD for the memest DD

[viscid nest]

he better be

[violet panther]

although they would less likely introduce specific-UR-worthy gear for them, since they're just standard Fletchers

[hard vine]

Im surprised we dont have a worcester or des moines yet

[sinful vapor]

Johnston and William are sisters

[viscid nest]

new ur torps this event trust

they can pvp your own units

[violet panther]

Willy D Porter in pvp, nuke your own flagship with her

[viscid nest]

iowa interaction will be interesting

[violet panther]

since there is no Iowa, NJ got her ass worried

[modern dew]

yea cause im here

[violet panther]

less so, is Helena's ass

[teal girder]

https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2000548592118116817

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

「あれ？なんか魚雷が一本足りない気が…？」

次回メンテナンス後、ゲーム内のローディング画面の「あのキャラ」もリニューアル！

お楽しみ…に？
#アズールレーン

X · Dec 15, 2025, 12:48 PM

[violet panther]

[teal girder]

wtf thats her all along?

[hard vine]

will Iowa get a 25% chance of detonating herself whenever she fires?

[violet panther]

that torp is almost as big as a Tallboy nuke

what if it's William D Porter that shot down SKK's jet to crash onto the Island all along?

[sinful vapor]

[violet panther]

still eager to spell her last name "Deporter"

[teal girder]

Miss D

[sinful vapor]

William D Porter knows where one piece is

https://tenor.com/view/imu-one-piece-imu-angry-one-piece-episode-1119-imu-looking-at-sabo-gif-3150554157530427386

[teal girder]

and then nukes it

[tired crown]

perhaps the one piece was the skins we saw along the way

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-is-real-one-piece-whitebeard-the-one-piece-is-real-can-we-get-much-higher-gif-27138892

[modern yoke]

[sinful vapor]

waiting for Jack D Sparrow and the black pearl to appear

[violet panther]

all Tempestas event will lead to One Piece

[sinful vapor]

yes Queen Anne be like

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[weary bolt]

Somebody oughta do the math on whose chest is bigger between Kashino and Cowpens.

[teal girder]

its a tie

[viscid nest]

cn on the case already prob

[weary bolt]

I stg Cowpens is bigger, but there're people saying Kashino still dominates.

[teal girder]

non zero chance cowmouse pad merch on JP stream

[weary bolt]

Nah.

Cowpens pillow.

[teal girder]

absolute degen would be make said mousepad 2D

like some sort of optical illusion

[weary bolt]

Like from this meme yeah Cowpens looks WAY BIGGER.

No?

I think Kashino bikini (the other one) still wins tho.

[teal girder]

will have to see L2D of them

[weary bolt]

Yeah.

[violet panther]

"honest" and "horny" is one at the same there

[devout bough]

Cowpens' tits are like 1.5 times the volume of her head each

[weary bolt]

Skk about to start a locally produced, ethically sourced milk business.

Strange, however. There are no cows on the farm.

[devout bough]

1.2 for Kashino

[violet panther]

and she's noticiably plumber than Kashino on overall figure

[devout bough]

1 for Kronshtadt

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1450306971654815824/su30sm2.gif

[teal girder]

need to split duties for these cows

1 for milk, 1 for steak

[devout bough]

oh wer thonder update

i better shower

[weary bolt]

In another universe, Kronshtadt's tiddies are the biggest in the game because Dish got his wish.

[devout bough]

see y'all laners

[tired crown]

Stalingrad when in Azur

[violet panther]

Kashino sponsored by Akashi Corp, Cowpen sponsored by Wells Fargo Bank, Kronstahdt sponsored by...Baltic OJSC

[weary bolt]

WIFE

[devout bough]

wtf is baltic ojsc

[weary bolt]

MMMMMMMMMMMMM

[violet panther]

modern Baltic Shipyard of St.Petersburg

which is banked by Sberbank, a russian bank

[devout bough]

sber?

||another green scammer||

[violet panther]

ye it was the largest private bank to emerged from Soviet State Bank

[shut crane]

default kashino not even that big

[devout bough]

yeah

[violet panther]

it was her stumbled bath skin that crowned the tierlist

[devout bough]

default Kashino is like 0.8H size

[shut crane]

I mean, she's big, but like... normal big

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-azur-lane-akashi-gif-10371630260258309568

[jaunty adder]

[oblique dove]

[devout bough]

Default Cowpens is at least 1.5H

[shut crane]

and them boom, cow tits

[violet panther]

even that, still less than 1.2x

[solid whale]

moo

[shut crane]

is oumi default bigger than kowshino default?

[devout bough]

yes

hmm

[thorny haven]

Kashino is wearing some bust reduction bra to stand correctly I suppose

[violet panther]

there's also cow-bias for Kashino

now that Cowpen is also a cow

[shut crane]

cowpen yuge

[violet panther]

with canonical nickname : "The Mighty Moo"

[shut crane]

so massive it's bringing her whole torso forward

[solid whale]

need more dog

[violet panther]

so massive she won't fit on a doorframe for regular toilet if enter sideway

[solid whale]

[viscid nest]

whats with every us ship hitting other ships even cowpens hit a dd

[violet panther]

imagine that DD got snued by a massive booba

[shut crane]

[viscid nest]

3 months of repairs gotta been a hard hit

[shut crane]

torpedo juice is just that good

[violet panther]

Cowpen can provide 3 months of milk bottle for that (un)fortunate DD

[tired crown]

[violet panther]

until Fargo come to bill those bottles

[modern yoke]

[tight roost]

Shinano or Sushi

which way western man

[violet panther]

SKK now gonna face few hectic night when William D Porter's shell randomly landed on his wall and shattered windows

[solid whale]

shinano

[viscid nest]

sushi

both

[solid whale]

i choose 3rd way

nano

[shut crane]

amagi