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Skk is a princess


Commanding a battle being princess carried by fdg
who dat
Thats the ascended commander decision
is food
Its okay to have organs
nutritious delicious organs
Mmm expensive organs to sell
"I have no value" people look scared when I tell them how valuable their organs are
Organ harvesters will be disappointed to find out how poorly I treat my health
if homeless people organs are good enough, so are yours
I’m pretty sure even the homeless take better care of themselves
Atp you are safe from any
azuring the lane
I'd rather go for waffles with Oklahoma
Mmm waffle
Waffle n authentic maple syrup




Takagi
U missed the
Shitstorm
I think it was loli sympathizer / trauma circle jerk?
Hmm

Idk just scroll up like 3 hrs

Yesterday morning i got all 4 wisdom teeth plus my fucky double premolar out
@burnt idol Girl is this you
....all 4 at the same time?
like most dentists will only ever do two at a time, either the right or left side so you can still eat somewhat
Technically all 6

But yes i got em all at once
Because i FUCKING hate going in for shit
And thats what my dentist recommended anyway since i was going to an oral surgeon to be sedated for the procedure anyway
Oral
And id rather have to deal with recovery once than multiple times
I have more arguments than the lolicon
What
I cooked with big texts
While the cats away the rats shall play
This chat really does need to be reset
Thats how I feel whenever I do a proper argument(Also YES im showing yall the card I just got)

No I Bachira
Reasons
Autism
Hallucinations
Can't study properly
I play football too
It peak anyway

Biggest contribution I have ever made to this server
Once you reach apotheosis nothing will 🅱️ peak anymore
But I peaker
Climax
But you know whats also peak?

No
i have gotten 5000 pearls from drops already, please game just let me build lyme so i can be done with this event
Drink quicklyme
Me when I undergo apotheosis to become a daemon prince of nekopara
Bache to the future part 4
Biche to the furniture stire
Ello
Society
My pockets refuse to hold anything in them
Hell my phone keeps falling through the reclining sofa suprised it has t broken yet 😅
Its tuff
birds are not peak btw
Tell that to a falcon
I have a set of jeans where i can only place up to my second knuckles in my pockets
its so ass
Big hands ?
I will create more AL lore
Rajpreet Falcon
did you accidentally buy women's jeans?
They were given to me by my stepmom
So probably
still
Why are women restricted from pockets
Its a fucking crime
To sell more purses
because they don't put anything in them anyway because it ruins the lines of the outfit
but then they complain that they have no pockets
Purses are just legal weapons alongside high heels
This is a game?
Handbags are worse
24 hrs till i get anchorage ✌️
the actual real reason womens jeans don't have pockets isn't some kind of conspiracy, it's literally just because they don't use them

HOW DONT YOU KNOW GACHA LIFE
The only time I’ve ever seen this was from my little cousin watching it on YouTube shorts
Women don't understand what they are missing tbf, me and my thousand engineer chalk pieces I can never find and multiple drawings I also lose in said pockets
Its old
I just thought it was mindless slop for kids
“It’s old”
2018
IT IS
Who likes dressing up in womens clothes?
women
I got forced to as a kid
Older sibling?
Damn older sister I got my revenge
Sounds about right
Yes when I was like 3 there's a pic of her up to her old tricks

I almost killed her later so we are even 
HELP
Everyone
That child came out of its cube wrong
Just like
Anchorage
I can't believe edward posted that
A picture of anchorage being groped
Like WHO WOULDNT wanna wear that
Ill never forgive him
Used to have a bed you needed a ladder to get in and the power part was a desk I smacked her head from the top of the ladder with a metal toy trailer and drew blood that's why she is smart
I started to have a bit of prejudice against him
a what now?
Since he into lolicon stuff <//3
every time i see pingu i am reminded of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19qp1Mx2u4U
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Thats the exact inspo for the pajama
YES
I loved pingu
Those are the best animals
With the best merch
Best plushies
Best pajams
Penguins are tasty
NO
Mcvities penguin's
this is entirely in character for anchorage
Arsene is tasty penguin
Used to live on them at primary school
Is there even anyone who genuinely enjoys this stuff <//3
Of course
my brother you are in AL server, what do you think
Not personally but peeps like it
I mean, of Anchorage???
she has only lewd skins and loading screens, that shouldn't even be a question
<//3
Who am I to shame I have weird likes too
Why cant she be a cute princess
As long as it isnt feet
This server changed me
Although depends what they look like
anchorage legit one of the big earners for manjuu, with all her l2d skins and 3d dorm
Operation anchorage
Anchorage deserves better treatment from Yostar
Yes
Should I get ulrich, one of the others or a copy of Shinano/shimakaze?
I’m very indecisive
shima
Is this out of bias…. 
If you want to be efficient, get all unobtained ships first, only if you really want to max limit break Shinano or Shimakaze get their copy, keep in mind you can buy ultra rare Bulins from the core shop in case you wanna limit break them while getting Ulrich
I mean fair but. Now I’m thinking I should’ve asked in gameplay help LMAO
That’s true…. I guess I’ll just get ulrich then cuz I like her 
What the freak!!!!!!!
Big numbers… I don’t know how good those numbers are in that game but still
well it is half the hp of the boss 
could be higher if i had lv20 in my account
i can't upg my characters after lv60
i hate the fact that i have to use mistique as a support but whatver
ULRICH
aw man…. What’s the highest level you could level though
Weak
HOT WOMEN IN BLACK ARE AWESOME….
SHES SO PRETTY
i mean, in the beginning of the day i was dealing less than half of this dmg
it is pretty neat
Ulrich is so gorgeous stylish beautiful pretty good looking handsome cute elegant adorable
Just 30 more levels until your characters become extra super duper awesome cool powerful enough to one shot everything trust that will happen I swear
Wait I forgot another words
I know because I do games
ong lmao 
This reminds me of that time I listed down a bunch of positive words for one specific character into a huge unnecessary list because I. Was. Way too obsessed
This is what happens when you’re a lonely LOSER
BROO I DID IT WITH YUKIMIYA HELPP
Oh wow. forget the second message I sent after this one
No no
We both can be losers
awwww…. We’re like… losers together…..

Yes we succeeded on failing 
We might fail but at least we have each other….. let’s hold hands and skip happily towards the sunset in slow motion
And then fall on the floor but the floor is concrete so we just get our faces hurt
Who should I draw here
At least we fell…. Together…..

there really is nothing more romantic then breaking your nose and possibly every other part of your body with someone else
So romantic
fat
What is the context and why
karin better
She’s not fat but fat women hot too 
You will now be the Asmodeus(nikke server) from AL server
Your opinions will start to be all considered objectively wrong
the context is she smelled you first
Why would you send ts
What’s the point of sniffing each other
this is…. A valid reaction
She's just mentally ill
Clearly
It’s ok we can be mentally ill… togethe
You are freaky
Like freaky not 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Who should I draw
We need more sms german warships
Sorta dumb question but does anyone know when Admiral Zenker pull re-run might happen?
in about two years
whenever her original run was then add two years later to that date
ads spotted
no grinding needed BECAUSE THEY LOCK IT BEHIND A FUCKING TIMEGATE SO YOU CANT GRIND TO BEGIN WITH
woah
timegated 
Where can I find the gifs for these spee emojis?
Hii
damn, the devs is always smart

wsg
Brawl... BRAWL STARS 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
When I used to play Brawl Stars
Which was like
4 years ago ig
I used to be so obsessed with him
No wait 3 years ago actually
Morning.

Where can I shop for AL merch?
Hmm
whoa the original
Yostar has a store for Azur Lane stuff.
Alternatively you can find figures on Goodsmile or something like that.
thank you
thank
Yw Adomin friend
:D

Which fan art character should I draw in absolute full armor?
Enterprise or Oguri Cap
Enterprise
Agree
Oh yeah
I do both because of how good the character is.
what if I’m freaky…. AND 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂…..
Also if you still haven’t decided you should draw charlotte from PBC 
you're a freak
Oglueri Cap
oguri cap 🔥
to some extent yes though it is way more fun to play
there is a dating thing in this game appearently
stamina works pretty much the same (though in stella sora it is way more scarce)
idk too much to yap
play it
it is cool
It's amazing how we didn't get a re zero collab
Then we twin...
No its more realistic written and the gameplay is also a rogue-like, it has more game modes too but still in early phase, anyway it isnt really all that similar to BA except by the artstyle, the UI is similar too but not like other gacha games UI don't look the same
The concept is also different and the MC choices change the story, so its not just useless yap during all the main story, till now I like it so far
I would try Stella sora but I hear they don't treat players well
Its just that players are mad because 10 pulls are 3000 gems while in CBT it was 1800 gems
HOWEVER
The math is the same
During CBT you could get 60 gems through dailies, which means 3 days playing = 1 pull
Now the dailies give you 100 gems, which means 3 days playing = 1 pull
It changes nothing, really

Its very much the same as another games tbh
But you can also get gems from main story, the different game modes and its kinda easy to level up
Only the enegy system is kinda bad but they give stamina more than anything
Like A LOT
Aren't they using AI tho
And the game is being very much inconsistent
Theres a Brazilian fanfic which became legendary because its written "he took off my clothes letting me wearing only my clothes" and that became the highest bar set to writting
Its the same energy
Hi

(which is false)
I've just been 5km of heavy rain with my crappy low-battery electric bike
Based
Wait are you naked while riding a electric bike?
So you mean rain wears?

I might be going back to basic training this December
You let your wienie ding ding dong dong in the wind
That's insane
wearing clothes is racist
train your anus

Niceee
No recruit to recruit contact guy
Taxes
taxes and sex
Sex

🦀
N O W
It has happend to me again... She's watching
WTF
she is in your walls
restart the game bro
I thought it would b a one time thing but she came back
she will always be there
Yeah it's restarting
xD

Woah y'all kinky
Nuh uh uh
I'm everyone lost twin
Chemistry is pain
Hot women with hot legs
and flat chest
Hot women with clip-on legs
absolute cinema
Especially that is pure theory, no experiments at all
up on the housetop plap plap plap
Live under your bed
I wont need to pay taxes too:D
noo, there's already someone living there
*there was

Are you guys finally having kids together?
I'm a freak, not a monster
A whole football team, I would say

she loves u bro
My rule
You know whats real?
My schizophrenia
My wish of buying these
Do you think that it I sell 3 of my classmates I can afford to buy these
Its because I dont think 2 have this much of value
They are just to pay for shipping and taxes
The other one is the real thing
Buy these and more
She needs to grow bigger boobs
but in a cool way… right…
Freak twins 4ever and ever and ever 


gg got banned from another discord for telling someone to "kill themself"
all i asked was for them to redraw their frieren sketch but with the lightning bolts like the lowtiergod meme

just me overthinking, i can't even put it in words anymore lmao 
it wasprob just because you interacted with me like i was normal though not supportning my htings
i don't remmeber the rest
Lol
Nemi’s Law
Anything that exists can and will become sex.
Every freak has a normal in them…. I believe…
I am not any better of a freak though and maybe this is me trying to cope with the freaky
hmm
but. I mean. I just interacted with you like you were another person because duh you are
Yes
I sleep
Wish me luck
Cope
Have class tomorrow
Good luck! Don’t die
Oh. that’s what you meant
Good luck! Do class and still don’t die

i'm normal actually (source: i made it up)
yeah you’re totally normal I can advocate
https://tenor.com/view/backhand-hoodwinked-hoodwinked2-hd-meme-gif-24300706 @regal turret perish
I’m an alibi

What is that thing. I stared at it for like a minute and I still can’t process it’s form
I FINALLY GOT LAFFEY
Oh hello otto
GOOD. You’ve now gained my true respect
absolutely based
What is formis best skin?
:D I'll take care of her this time
now you gotta oath her and get all her skins
I don't get this slang at all
The rock encore one?
wdym? based?
based on what?
YAY!!!! The sleepy little silly bunny must be taken care of
Yep I don't understand at all
YES
Mhm I'll make sure to turn her into gold
based is basically something very good
Since I love gold
That’s better than the other 2?
or very cool
in my opinion it is
My opinion is everyone’s opinion actually did you know that
idk i didn't make the slang lmao
xD true
don't ask why it doesn't make sense
I’m stuck between that one and the memories one
What does that mean
your opinion is the same as his
It means my opinion is everyone else’s opinion. Everyone agrees with my opinions.
Don’t question me.
oath laffey?
Formi
The memories one is really nice actually…. But I’m still biased about bunny skins so
Alright I didn't get much sleep don't flood my remaining braincells on understanding
Does that one have a wild special touch 💀

I'll have to clean my room later at 10
…give me two minutes to get back to you on that
Okay it wouldn’t because it’s dynamic
I hope that isnt a bummer
who's the smallest in azur lane
I wanna say hipper…..
THE CUTIES
i had this as my wallpaper
they're hot
my mother saw it and rated 8 out of 10
there was another one though i also showed her
I wish the one on the right was the actual bunny skin we got for laffey though (I think that’s laffey and not that one other girl that I kinda think looks like her that you get from the collection. Yes I forgot her name
Is the memories one dynamic too?
I think that one was L2D but I can double check
Idk I’m undecided
Yeah it was
How does Formi and Sirius not have oaths skins yet
Okay I’m stupid the other girl I’m talking about was literally right beside her. This is why I need to pay closer attention
I still wish it was the one laffey actually got
sighhhhh
Hello Steve is back
If they make my wife have a bunny skin they BETTER make it the same or EVEN GREATER than the one that they showed in game as a loading screen….
I can feel your sobbing from here

that’s so sad
😋
they’re so cute…. Why are iron blood girls the prettiest ever….
The shading of the skin is oddly satisfying
I wanna shade like that….
I wanna have ten billion art styles….
i want to be able to draw crabs + sobbing emojis
actually ihave some drawings
with me
Do you want the crabs to be the sobbing emojis or would you rather they be separate
show… show them…
though they weren't madeout of my mind
great question
1sec
who carreeesss creativity is overrateddddd < person who ran out of creative juice
No sobbing sadly it's hijacked
I still haven't completed that
censoring my name cuz i'm stupid
SHES JUST A BABY… SO CUTE…..

PEAK….

so silly
now that you mentioned
lmaooo
confetti confetti confetti
as i said, none of these were straight of my mind
New Jersey still shows up in me feeds again
i used strong refferences
That’s ok.. not everything has to be originally extracted from your brain

your references were strong? Like, buff strong? Beat up someone strong?
What does the AA stat mean on equipment
awww wait who is this they’re so cute
Anti Air
AA = Anti-Aircraft
So you kill plane
I thought she was pulling her tongue out
SAME
Satori Komeji?
Alight thanks guys
nazuna i think
Hell if I’d know…
yes that's my fumo
Perfect for ragebait
What does AVI mean
i misspelled komeiji, time to go back to spelling class for me now
What does it do?
More AVI= more DMG?
yes
Not really but yes
i took a funky picture of my sitora fumo
Depend on ur skill
Uno reverse
Is it controversial?
let me get it rq
I see
I REVERSE YOUR UNO REVERSE
Avi best girl
Like if you got support, it will increase more AVI stats
revoke everyones image privelidg
What does AVI mean????
I forgor
noooo don’t take away my image rights….
Aviation
Aviation
I have unicorn should I put AVI on her?
Alright I don't understand that word
Plane aviation
Hello
Æ
Steve feels sinister today wants to custom a bomb to make it a nuclear one in azur lane
I remembered a song
Aviation Vertical insertion is not correct but its translation
put unicorn in study zone with book
I'm on my last braincells I'm not understanding nothing ):
Where's that???
Just things related to aircraft
For the easy way
The skin for Lyme and Kronk should’ve been the l2d’s
I wanna be chill like her 
More AVI = more support?
I disagree, we got 2 ASMR VA for our L2D 
Some ships boost Avi for other ships and themselves
Im not saying the ones who got are bad
More plane stats
Wouldn’t you get that even without the L2D aspect
Absolute Tongue Cinema
They are the highlight of the event
freaky sitora
@tight hornet put unicorn in tactical class to raise her healing skill
Hmm ok don't understand much but I'll make do with what little knowledge I have
Ohh yeah done
I've been heal maxing since yesterday
Just turn off your brain and simplified AVI as a stats for plane
It’s not connected to her head and yet she’s still floating in the air…. Are the wings the reason.. or is it weird angel physics
But come on just look st lime
Alright
My planes never return to the carrier, it's a one way mission
it's just a halo
Yeah but the asmr thing didn’t make too much sense to me
Is the halo magnetic and that’s why she’s floating??????? I need answers to everything that confuses or interests me in the slightest you don’t understand
Yes is a "One mission*
i don't even knwo myself lmaooo
i just think the gif is funny
TRP meaning?
It dont need to make sense since JP will spend their money for it since they are famous
Fuck ik that
Torpedo damage
Welp my brains turning off now

Image the plane is a nuclear warhead and does kamikaze a ship but still I can't prove it
If I overanalyze you and figure out who you are as a person and in turn make you knowledge avle about yourself will it help in you answering my important questions
hmm
Poor Sussex had a headache that night
i think then i exist
Welp time to grind for javelin
Awww they gave her a tatoo of a plane
Yup
No I mean you said the L2D’s brought 2 asmr va’s but what does the L2D part have to do with the voice actors
Their fame brought more money
This definitely answered my question
i thought it was the loli kami girl
Sussex
The voice actors’ fame or the L2D? Like are you saying they’re getting more money from the skins and in turn gaining money back after spending it on the voice actors and that’s why it’s great that they’re L2D because then they wouldn’t have spent that money on those voice actors?
Are you formidable?
Maybe
Its not that, since L2D are around $10 then people would brought their skin since they are basically a set. Tempesta is famously known for running a doujin VA which granted, they created L2D for those VA (save for Fancy but she got Secret Memories) of said shipgirl role they were on.
No, you are
If you are here to collect money I am not
I can smell your specific

i'm almost there 😭
The more money they can get with utilizing those VA's voice the more profit they get
i don't think so. he's now the Bismarck
instead of Formi.

Bee'smark
I didnt know abt it
What the douche
Damn VR chat I used to enjoy that
Ohhhh okay. I guess I was partiallyyyy right since they’re getting their money’s worth and making it more appealing to buy for some people lol
I played that game irl
You’re so invested in the game that you practically ARE living with a little sister
tacos
Me and my little sister where frienemies more fighting
Yuck
yes~
Borger better
Having it L2D make it more extra since its basically animated and you can hear their voice more
stroganoff better
No,Borg
Borger 

yummy
when the sex is sus
Corgi and borger
american hamburger
Hungry now and it's 1.51am
Birgir
Send me burger
the hammburger?


it's a hambugua
or Hiddenburger
Do you have to unhinge your jaw to take a bite
what about mecklenburger

I haven't had the breakfast yet
Hiddenburger.
MAGIC! WITCH!!!
Buffet destroyer
Jiggling
burger or drinks , she can provide
she eat 40k kcal a day
Not Alowd refills here so I want a super duper large drink 
asking Tempesta, u may not get milk, but black inks instead
Mmm ink
I had a pen at school legit made you hungry with whatever ink they used in it
or at best seafood soysauce
"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda".
well Portsmouth can coat seaside asphalt road herself
girl no I havent opened my al in a long time 😭
The perfect girlfriend you have "eats your fav food"
she's the only source of cow-milk in the entire Teyvat 
Water bottle
man.
Come on Cleo your girls hungry
She the only source of milk we get until now ✅
You can't painleve is man 
in Teyvat? there're other source of "milk"
What a beautiful pig
I’m scared
No not just in Teyvat like your regular milk every milk use is from her she the. "Source"*
Bet Akashi doesn't use real milk
outgooned 🫂
Probably coloured water
you mean where? irl?
How will that stop anyone from cuddling
STOP
It auto corrected it was supposed to say mine
oh LMAO
Blocked
in 1984, only the higher ups can get access to potato-chips
Beat the glow
I want an eldritch entity wife
We call them crisps damn colonials cousins smh
eldritch or eldridge? 
5th dimensional being
||cthulhu on AL when.||
in Japan they're called chips but we borrowed word from the US
cue Lovecraftian-eldritches as goofy waifus
so there's that
If you pay me enough I can get you one for real
Just need 200 billion and I will get ya one
I read this Manhua that wifed up a chtulu
was Mirage III around 1970s?
nyarukoooo
based
have not seen Nyaruko in
idk
a decade
worm
@blissful oxide I was eating at a mamak last night and there was this group of dudes playing ML
I kid you not
Nyaruko va in AL = Anshan, Fushun, Fubuki ,and B/W Heart
1961 introduction first flight 1956
It feels so weird having a proper settup after a decade
iir,c there was Mirage 1 , Mirage 3, Mirage 5, Mirage 2000
damn it
yassy
POG
even the Iranian Rial can't help me afford it
pararell to Mirage fighter, there's also Etendard attack-jet
name of an Austrian city be like:
||fucking, austria||
then Super Etendard (famous during 1982's Falkland War)
I would still accept that then send you a model mirage 3

200 bil in dollars or pounds and I will send a real one I ain't greedy like 👼🏻
Mirage pioneered and influenced "Euro-Deltas" jet-design trend
I put the garlic all over my body, except my meat
Eyy
I understood that reference
smart
Zimbabwean Dollars 2008 rate to the rescue
And Euro Deltas look quite good as a result.
i think 200 billion ZWD in 2008 would be worth like
You know you’re cooked when the value has letters in it
15 bucks
Speaking of the Falklands my names on a Vulcan now for eternity after I die
we were speaking of the Falklands? 
Nah I was on about boobs
Nato mentioned it earlier on a plane he likes
ye Falkland War, where Ex-Phoenix got yeeted by (not t10 BB) HMS Conqueror, and Sheffield 2 got baguetted
Takes your wife
hot
french attack-jet Super Etendard and her baguette missile Exocet, used by Argenties 
pat her wife @pastel oracle
My waifu will cost-o your laifu
favourite Yamato class rn although we only have 2
curious to what Yamato herself will look like
Then I cast , trap in the end
Please manjuu
Our lords and saviors
Please make her a proper yamato class
And not just another anson situation
Steve-kun watching Ghast-chan and Enderdragon-san did
stuff, true to their size
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