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NEW JERSEYS BIG FAT ASS
use them wisely
FAT ASS🤤
NSFW
is that my supply
ban
Oh they ain't mine, I just found that pic in the server and I'm using it as a reaction pic.
I wish I had those many.
@remote nymph I saw.
you can just react with the oath ring emoji
oh wait
It doesn't exist here
😭
It doesn't?
whats your fleet gustav
Lemme check real quick.
Old screenshot but im 117 now 
this is my kingdom come
here's mine btw
wtf Jabbers doing
marry sandy
get more
This is mine.
i keep seeing herta everywhere
when did you start the game
Yesterday.
whatthefu
and it looks like I missed good old New Jersey stuff again...
Although I technically started a long time ago because I had another account.

you lost it?
nice 20k exactly
But I didn't bind it so when I uninstalled AL I lost all my processes.
Yep.
mine gets to 25k exactly
how the fuck can you be so stupid
It doesn't increase?
That's for me and you to wonder.
no thats what we call the hard cap
oh
the game wont let you accept anymore oil beyond that
and any it does is chucked in the nearest dumpster
if you look at that screenshot you see "16,000" above the 20k
😭
thats the soft cap
Soft cap
yea
any excess oil will be automatically 🦅 ed
you can't accept any more of oil from the academy
i dont make the rules
Sandy got formi-ed?
Yes
Also I just realized I'm giving Z23 the Max verstappen because she gets all the good gear, she is the highest level shit I have at 72, the second highest is 33.
Everyone else is getting the second RB driver treatment.
the real fuck
Zelda goat official artist
bro is watching a bit too much f1
give her the ring to complete the process
I might as well when I get one.
the thing which is getting the max verstappen treatment in my case is fucking lion
NOOOO
There is no such thing as watching too much F1.
Also i forgot you have that kind of name
MOGADOR NO
As soon as I get Bismarck she is gonna get the Max verstappen treatment.
bro you should grind for laffey 2
Who is coming in January 2026
she is a great destroyer
a german ship got a dutch treatment huh
And I'm Aryton senna.
no I mean a starter can use it great
u mean players huh
I hope you get 100 kents today
I will get Bismarck on the first roll, trust.
Kentget.mp4
no you will get köln

or nevada
Nein.
Bonjour friends
hi floof enjoyer
Bon jovi
lol vivà la françis
…
Yes all the floof waiting on my Yamato floof
Ooo
and there is Alsace
How high Alsace will be yeeted to orbit ? :
typical Vatican shenanigan ^
Jean Bart anyone? She doesn’t get a lot of love across the community
jart
search "Jean Bart x Massachuset" and you may understand
Hoshimi Miyabi pfp?
@rain valley
blue archive
Ooooo that’s way too much onigiri 😭 I can only eat two before I’m full
She’s about to find that man hole cover from the 60’s
Hello
Hello!
ain't that one already vaporized ?
All right, I’m on the road now I’ll be back in 30 minutes.
Yeah and she will be too
Shits boutta go off like the hatch of USS No Go
😂
i mean, that manhole traveled up to 64km**/second** speed,
Moon looks like a cartoon
the sheer airfriction from ultra-hypersonic instantly incinerated it
Close
New Zealand?

Hmm
booba tea
damn so thats where they get the milk from
QE can do the trick by kneeing-sit, and has boba tee on between her knee, and only take photo of torso-up
L


I’m back
I see that already
let him be, mods can see em all
especially Syanda
hmmm
heard US airforce or/and NASA is testing X-59 plane
she's on the Island? not TB-system?
Yes
Scavenger-chan
Aww
Not sure if they said -chan because they're japanese or they'll be adding her to project identity
I thought they meant add her as npc in island
E.


Me when Bismarck:
hi

smash
Smash.
Wide as fuck
I also prefer the AL version of Bismarck but the boat version is also nice.
another level : "please auto gachas dailly for me"
pain leve
Pain peko
Au Bon Pain 
This motherfucker
This is the 2nd time in 10min this joke had been made

and by a guy who changed profile name far more numerous time than me
Same, the first ship I'll oath is Bismarck.
Don't need AI to auto gachas, you can use scripts
When the wife gets along
Its wild to me that someone thought this was a good idea to post
Lol
Essex?
Need the month to end
Defender your wife is drinking heavily again
Get yo wife before she downs the bar
Yeah as someone in the military, I'd still pull the trigger.
qt smile
VA already rest in peace
Change VA like what happen to Zeplin, Kaga els VA because Yasukuni accident

what a maintenanceless week goddamn it
I prefer like this then esch week MT

damn
Good afternoon chat
ok back to pvp tryharding
I've taken a nap
weekly maintenance that lasts a week
biweekly maintenance that lasts 2 weeks

microlayer was only a test
congratulation
First time for everything
hey I almost got side swiped today too by a dumbass in a van
Y'all.
AND THE SUCKER RAN OFF AFTER HEARING THE SCRAPING SOUNDS
does insurance cover?
insurance?
should've chased and tboned
My mom said just get the video of him side swiping and then make police report

ahhh not again
Should've shot his tires
I would be fine if he just stopped to assess damage
only if this is usa 
should've called in your oppressor and launched a missile
but the mofo kept trucking on
Not everyone lives in a country where everybody has guns
It's gonna run me 300-400
but it's a country using USA flag with lesser stars and a moon anyways
he scrapped the front left side and the headlight

💀
I should've called in a battery
I remember getting rammed Infront of traffic light
oof
this is why you get full coverage on new cars
new?

mines 250k
and literally 1.3x
mine still 67k
so ur car is full of the shipgirl wallpaper...

Hehe , 1.5X power to weight ratio go NIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
No
ahhhhh
it's surprisingly very easy to go nuts with

Doesn't have to be a gun
im not evil I just believe in karma
luckily myvi repair is cheaper than most of the cars exist in earth
"who said I was gonna shoot a gun?"
brings out knife
Now i dont want to ruin your bank account
Thank god
what does that mean
But uh...
facts
it's the silent judging
I dont want to alarm you
but I need 100 dollars from you (nikke anniv)
*Lord
"Because you not worshiping me well when you rich" lol
Dawg I have been treating my baby right
only if u get this case to the federal court 
Have you-
Check the Spark Plugs
Change the Oil Filter
Change your Oil
Transmission Fluid
Tire Balancing
Tire Alignment
Fuel Pump
Suspension and Motor Mounts
etc....
even if u are careful, others still can mess yours up
Repairing Essex's car is worse than others
you know you want to
fat
no I don't cuz it is very durable
however
the car age is more than 20 years
that's tiny for a carrier
Yeah...aint durable now sooner or later 

consider the following
Dawg I have 500 bucks left in my debit card
If I'm rich
u don't wanna try the back bumpers 
The guy driving a type r civic is a god damn trillionaire
civic police car unable to chase a kancil
👎
Have you ever seen a non-fucked up Civic before 
someone steal half of those accelerators away
Oh yeah , I need to service her soon
That's why I stick in the fast lane
if everybody's got places to go to fast , then nobody will be an idiot and hog down traffic
send it to the scrapyard
cheapest
always the right side lane 
ye, u drive like "everyone is trying to get you, every second" until it become natural driving instinct
Should I spent my gems on Pearl skins or just wait for the better one?
Idk but I feels like pearl skins is meh on interaction
Ur gonna wanna keep up the service , cus later one day when you send it in to the shop and the mechanic says a part you never even heard of before is broken , kiss your wallet goodbye
I always look at the back screen while driving
it feels like the back driver chasing to me every second
Yeah
Oh wait this AL discord right? Everyone talking about car suddenly, lmao
last time i bumped onto other car was like 2 years ago
I be that menace that be keeping Myvi's King of the Road status up there
AL-General
This is normal
it's second hand, well
we're saying abt tips to ram someone's car

hi benjamin
i also drive BYD-Atto3 (chinese-SUV-EV) for mom sometimes
hi hi
Say what? 
hru
how to be glowworm but land
Vacation done, work starts today. You?
eating lunch, and tmrw is the 5th day exam
Good appetite and good luck tomorrow
thanks, u too for work
thanks mate
the wheel has horse symbol
what car is that

umastang
Continental
built ford tough
hmmmmm
o
well
Hit
lets
........
been grinding a lot of this event and I still feel like I have no damn cannons
t5 or t6?
are they a blueprint drop?
tbh i didnt know people actually used these ships
i just bought the 2 from the event shop
@agile silo do u have tips to get high points in pvp other than always beating the leftmost user

well, u farm points at the same time, so that's not a loss ig
the art of sandbagging.... (pvp)
been 4 months since i last touch pvp
yeah i got like 33 prints so i can buy 2 more
would be funny if u started the game during tempesta event, right?
heh
are the ships actually decent? i never used one
dont they like move forward towards vanguard or something
uhh idk
never tried it yet
what's a spring
you know what would be good
is that if these pirate ships sunk sirens etc they got bonus coins
a rare nyaner
th point is, she's holding 152mm naval shell, but her cannon is 120mm caliber
oh, I wonder is it still able to fire if it's below 120
damn
the cannon will explode after fire
nice, as expected
would it? dont they usually just fill the cannon with literal gunpowder to blow the iron ball out
do these shells use more propellant than an old cannon would be used to
do they use spring to fire, for the shells
I mean, you could ask me
giangy 
Mohdi 
and sails-cannons were mostly smoothbore too right?
poor ones
gonna explode at 0.69 sec before the elastic energy starts working at 5m/s
unless RF can carry the BIG Balls cannon 

or multiple balls
ayo
I hope AL Discord is not gaslighting me for a maintenance today
nah no maint
what maint
only half way through event
the notify on my disc really got me confused as hell
jeesus
John 
hah 
Hello
And I'm here to ask is there a app that I can use to create my own military ships and military stuff using?
Ultimate Admiral Dreadnought (game)
Technically Ultimate admiral Dreadnoughts Is a game And Its for pc I think only
Is this normal?
Ohh
Nimi lewd
And the other one like using some tool like paint brush?
Nimi is everywhere
Nimi is inside of you
Nimi is even a vtuber
She's called nimi?
Nimi became a stand user
Yee
Okay 
it is a japanese nickname for her
Yo
Ni (2) + Mitsu (3)
2=ni 3=mi
Google has the answer
"mitsu" is more arhaic-ver of typical "san" numerical (3)
we'll just do this and everything will be fine
because well, they don't want us to call her Ni(s)san
How
we apologize as manjuu is just a small indie company
also shitty UI as usual
Don't know

Thanks gonna made some future military weapons in this for fun
I’m so fucking dumb…I was misreading Agir’s first requirement as vanguard instead of main and just now realized it
🥀🥀
Dw about it cause i did too
🗿
there is a first time for everything, she is a CB after all 
Hooray I’m not the only dipshit lol
Fr

almost 40k pts and still no Pearl drop, as usual my gacha luck eats up my map drop luck. 
Should I eat or sleep

sleep
Apri

same
when reach 55k then be done with event
I hope to get her before that point...otherwise I have to grind up to 65k
100k
She's just standing there MENACINGLY
yea I am not grind that much
john
gamer
there's a Dolphin among milestone too
Yeah
i forgot to buy musashi's secret memory, will it rerun again?
No it is gone forever
the Kelp, hello
Man I got 19 of these damn secret tickets when tf we gonna get someone I like smh.
the John, hola
Hi Kelp
JDA's secret when?
Hi yall
It fires in spurts guy
Saratoga secret
Asmr Saratoga blasts you with a magical beam
Why not just wacht in on yt
its lion
Hello people
Lion in bed eyy. 🗣️🔥
sometimes i sometimes
We got character base on modern warship now or not?
yknowatamsayin
Food
Can’t wait for the Kala apron figure that totally exists/ will exist.
Plastic cake
MUST
KEEP
WALLET
IN
MUST
NOT
TAKE
OUT
CARD

WHY ARE THESE FIGURES JUST SO PEAK
What do you think about Indonesian people?
Wtf very hot uooh
we call those people now?
Are they hot?
Or do they have wife material among them?
They have an Ace Combat air force
I dont know but I think some of them are kinda friendly
And I dont know why somebody hates Philippines too
Cocona
they would + could have fun time simulating J-10 vs Rafale like that India-Pakistani shenanigan
HMmm
They would need an AWACS plane for that
they have ones right?
Afaik they don't have one, unlike Pakistan
Thats the symbol of national forces
i just suck at geography
if i saw a flag like that id probably put it somewhere in europe
i tried my best

speaking of coconut mall
would you agree that mario kart ds is the best entry in the series
I dont know much abt mario kart unfortunately:(
Anyway
Why somebody hates Filipino?
I dont get it
For example
my friend Etsu is very friendly and kind
there's always ppl love and hate a national
even if said ppl may not even live near those countries
for example, i know a British who rever VN and hate TH, despite he never visit both

Aw crap:(
Please keep hating on Indonesia 👍🏻

Bad government
actually being fr this time
perhaps eat Indonesia
their noodle 
I know they've had a big protest recently but... how bad the government could be?
was it a month or 2 ago?
iirc, a delivery-guy(and his motorbike) as a casualty in riot was what worsen the riot and crackdowns, sparking international attention
As bad as the early history of Indonesia
Well preceded during 1800's where the local is so corrupt and false history created
Even tho the dutch helped development building those money is taken away by the local government for shits
what oilfield in Indonesia that IJN took and withhold in ww2?
in Borneo?
I forgot about oilfield but iirc that was part of government greed to get more money through the selling of resources to foreign nation
yeah, it's like oilfield in Indonesia was what fueled 80% of IJN warships
is shimanto good btw?
that's why when US retook Philippine , IJN gave up
because oil logistic from Indonesia couldn't pass to Japan without Philippine's air cover (or US air and sea interdiction from there)
Shimanto has great AA for a Sakura
for w15
Funnily the first president has like 9 wives
who
woah woah woah
My social circle in this server is
You, Etsu, Benjamin, formi, RB™ and N.A.T.O.K.I (sometimes)
She's a floating no-fly zone in her home game
Indonesia prez
so, she's pretty good. i'm building her currently. gonna replace jintsuu with her later
Outside this circle, I have no idea how to start a conversation with others
u throw coconut at them
I just have myself:(
i'm more accustommed to history-content, but i usually try to talk about other things too
well, u gonna use elastic energy to
im just accustommed to basically no context

Hi
Takagi

just replaced belfast and javelin with scylla and trafalgar for my 3rd fleet
good choice
they're pretty good
thinking to say mid but prob no
wow, people put some wild messages in their defense fleet names
but first u gonna oath the shipgirl
Say no more
Make sense
Booba
Adventure arms seems to be pure tentacles from elbow down

boobies 
is her swimsuit made out of slime??? 😳
or made out of Portsmouth's tar
yo
Go alone mah dude
AL ain't beating the gooner allegations fr
I wanna play with muh boats 
AL already embracing gooning
"Comrade"


I'm a bad typer
Alsace looks like Long-Haired Yumi from Senran Kagura
the fuck is senran kagura
neither agree nor deny
a gooner ninja game with dynasty warriors styled gameplay
ahhhh
goonesty warriors
Wha-
Senran coming back from the "dead" after ppl thought the series was over after the end of New Link:
e
senran is where we got tits are life
In total creative bankruptcy atm, what would be a good name for a Fae city name? 
ahh
and Homura become the thiccest submarine girl in AL, dethroning the like of Surcouf
Fae like: 

fae ignis

have you tried https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/ 
Countless generators for countless names. Some say it's the best fantasy name generator site around, which is very humbling to hear.
Nvm, you too are creatively bankrupt
Nah, I will not

how do someone try
My head high on insomnia and sleep deprivation comes up with better daydream material
damn, I offered help, but got shot down instantly 
It will not be as good as "Ylvani", I'll check.
There are only elf cities, where are the fairy cities?
i rarely play western-fantasy-rpg, so i dont have idea much too
i did played WoW, but their name usually has meaning mixed words
peak names
I just use lingüistics and made up meanings of words
For example "Flagrateya" just means "city of fragances"

And the capital is Mommadeyours
i still have my high-school-era fantasy-setting made on map-drawings, as well as minecraft and City-Skyline creations
influenced mainly by Final Fantasy series
e
while sci-fi elements influenced by Xenogears and Xenosaga series
but starship designs were,, very Star-war-y, because it's easy geometry like ISD wedges
would 
Batman 

meow meow
Hello I'm back again
uh huh
Well no but Minecraft is the first game for me to make redstone and stuff
Like making a cannon
And mods
lol, it's so funky watching anime and just hearing akagi's laugh
cannon
Nice you still watching it wait is there a new season
anti physics cannon
huggies
I was waiting a long long years now
the akagi VA still does other work
but her laugh is so unique
A playful laugh
akagi aaa
aaaakagi
If you "Haha 100 times" agaki will appear on your room 3am
haha haha
Good morning nerds

No
gm
where do I get pig
In Minecraft?
probably
egg
Yup
mhm
A silly egg dude taught me pigs are native to the plains biome
then process to cook it as pork chop
Anyone who gets that reference is dating themselves
brain at the ss
Hmm I wondering if azur lane and Minecraft Collab would be sick to see
process to drop TNT on enemies ship
blocky tits
oh pixel tits
rather find mincraft-mobs as anime-girls, there're few versions out there
We have that mod already
if u want collab
I saw it on ig reels
Until one from supernatural slimes you out

Thank you

Anyway what now
Big true
I should make my own mini modern warships that is cheaper to built
to make at least 300 of them
hey chat
Hey Steve
Hi barb
Yo
Hello
My pc gonna catch fire💔
I tried this to my phone gets crashed
what a nice day
gets killed by zombie
gets nuked
then reincarnated as a human again
thanks
Sends to mars
Just built one in Minecraft
mm
woah chill bro
Sadly I'm not good at building yet still practicing my skills 💔
batman farmboy
But you know what he's been finding his Yamato here from the best builder in Minecraft

azur lane was the sirens we meet along the journey
Best game with the best shipgirls
Tomboy is Clevebro
hey guys
DED CHAT ONCE MORE
if you do this again guys im Gonna Retire JB For Medals
Mamma mia
Hey @old cloud
Hmm i watch some Minecraft of that Like Combining The Bismarck Yamato And Missouri i think
ahh Barbarossa Wut sul
Is from the planet Minecraft
Damn right
You can check it
Gepard pfp hmm
oh thats a map
Hey.
Map?
Never thought they built so much ww2 ships
I have it then
And other ships
Yup
Fr
i got The Bismarck one
Wsg
Man, i have realized something, i really do not play azur lane or really interact with it anymore lately
Fine. You?
chilling
do you tried ultimate admiral Dreadnoughts?
I dont remember seeing u around. Aye.
oke
1 THING MAINZ
Takes many days
Still not is that available in my phone? 💔
Not the easiest shit
Why u change ur nick? I cant seem to catch its u
nope Its only available in Pc
I remember making this on there, basis for a design i was making in minecraft xd
BEFORE Gepard Im T-80U then Puma And Then T-72B
Well...oke
nope death note i gone
Oke
I wish they make it available in phone just like war thunder
Funniest thing about this, the only times these ships sunk were cuz they were fully burnt out
anyways craig Try Ultimate admiral Dreadnoughts and Build Your Own Ship And if You want a pc Make sure its 64bits +
lol
Such wifeableness. Such a medium chest , yet such plump thighs
Why
She must be wifed
😭
Hmm 🤔
so wuts ur name of this ship
This right here is the SWS Eldham
Its hood you can build ur own ship
New word in my vocabulary. Wifeableness
Hmm if I have the chance I would make my battleship a submarine that can submerged underwater
and surface as a battleship
Battleship as submarine
Aircraft carrier with a deck that splits open to reveal a railcannon could be funny too
Hybrid?
Be sure to add totem to give it a chance to get revive against by itself













