al-general

[gusty fern]

Ngl but this batch of tempestas are not appealing enough

[mossy pivot]

She shoulda had lit matches in the hair

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-tired-exhausted-gif-15900635

[slender violet]

hot

[violet panther]

this Tempesta roster seems to themed on "QAR , her homies (if any), and Royal Navy vessels that pursue her

[gusty fern]

Not impressed

[serene elm]

I mean we only got 2 for now and one of them looks really good, the other one looks good too I'm just not a fan of the outfit

Tempesta events are 5 girls

[gusty fern]

Well Lyme is not bad i liked her from the moment she was teased

[round nebula]

Hallo

How's the EN server doing?

[mortal hill]

real HMS event

[gusty fern]

you from which server?

[round nebula]

Kr

And was curious

[oblique sinew]

which en EOSed smh set me free

[violet panther]

2 british sails, one ex-french-sail-turns-pirate

[wanton pelican]

Weird

[oblique sinew]

takagi wtf

[gusty fern]

very interesting

[round nebula]

Is EN server healthy?

[sinful vapor]

[round nebula]

Or on brink of death?

[violet panther]

if u embrace degeneracy, yes

[sinful vapor]

yes

[gusty fern]

we're cooking

[round nebula]

Lol

Are there any differences between EN server and the other servers?

Like balance or gameplay wise?

[oblique sinew]

no

...

yes?

[gusty fern]

yes CN's is censored ours are not

[oblique sinew]

ig yes

[gusty fern]

[oblique sinew]

CN has the best QOL in the game

that we will never get

[round nebula]

Like what?

[oblique sinew]

lv 125 0lb ships

[round nebula]

Ah

Yeah we don't have those in Kr either

[wanton pelican]

Isn’t it only 100 not 125

[serene elm]

no just being able to understand what the game says in the texts or not

[oblique sinew]

cant you just uncap them?

[round nebula]

Oki

[oblique sinew]

i mean even to 100 is fine enough anyways

[serene elm]

well CN one has a lot of censor

so that's that

[oblique sinew]

i just want to MLB them instantly

[oblique sinew]

instead of having to lv then lb then lv again

[wanton pelican]

Ain’t even wearing shoes

[round nebula]

I'd give up the 0lb QoL and take no censorship for daysssss

[gusty fern]

lol

[jaunty adder]

ban bakagi

[serene elm]

I have seen better koikatsu models that aren't even in their beta version

[jaunty adder]

[serene elm]

[gusty fern]

Booo

ban ban ban

[lilac merlin]

tbh

CN isnt that censored

and at times

the censored versions look better than the default

[oblique sinew]

they should censor atago by deleting her because then big guy would be upset and thad be funny

[wanton pelican]

Just lvl100 0mlb your ships

[serene elm]

who tf is big guy

[serene elm]

PEAK

[oblique sinew]

why are you pinging me

[gusty fern]

you pacifist

[oblique sinew]

[serene elm]

because I forgot the turn off ping is a function

[modern dew]

more for me

[serene elm]

@oblique sinew

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/birdman-hand-rub-thinking-dance-gif-17449632

[serene elm]

[upbeat nacelle]

are any of the event ships good? worth pulling for?

[wanton pelican]

Ye

[serene elm]

tbh tempesta is a more collecting wifes type faction

as far as I know the girls in combat aren't as good

[wanton pelican]

Sao martinho is hot

Give her another skin

[violet panther]

Tempesta is actually AL's "Pan-Atlantic " faction

[modern dew]

and i finally get to collect her

[violet panther]

[serene elm]

oh indeed I love tempesta girls, I might say even more than Sardegna

[modern dew]

its been 500 years

[serene elm]

not joking, sailing ships are my fav kind

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/miserable-crying-sad-tears-black-guy-gif-12326280655494835815

the perma pool looks prosperous

[serene elm]

https://tenor.com/view/naval-combat-warships-16th-century-gif-23875239

mucho cañon mucho damage

[violet panther]

ah right, they add old Tempestas to "Special" cons

[gusty fern]

Gold hind is in light

[violet panther]

i see

[gusty fern]

sao is heavy

rest are special i think

[violet panther]

Mary and Whydah at least

the subgirl Tempestas

[serene elm]

"Gold hind is light, Sao is heavy" designs don't mach that description

[violet panther]

Goldenhind is vanguard, Sao is backline, Mary is sub , kind of category

[gusty fern]

blame the indie company

[torn aspen]

Not hot just cold you're blood lol

[oblique sinew]

i hate it

[rough vapor]

advice

[sinful vapor]

Start Start

[pine saffron]

HMS pearl

[lament palm]

Surely that means it does two runs

[oblique sinew]

whyd they change the ui

[rough vapor]

they should change the ui every update

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/gushing-over-magical-girls-hiiragi-utena-mahou-shoujo-ni-akogarete-utena-hiiragi-anime-gif-11665766609671742630

[pine saffron]

HMS lyme

[violet panther]

if Pearl become Meta, she becomes Black Pearl

[torn aspen]

Lmao

[serene elm]

ah this one I didn't like her

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-sparrow-pirates-of-the-caribbean-johnny-depp-salute-respect-gif-6427842759738305441

[pine saffron]

I wonder if they can be targeted by HMS buffs lol

[serene elm]

she doesn't look like a temepsta girl

I don't like her

[jaunty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/choking-gif-18241023091515446173

[pine saffron]

they are actually HMS frigates from the revoloutionary war era

[rough vapor]

the best girl is Pearl

[violet panther]

well she is the navy-sails side of Tempesta

[serene elm]

it's still a tempesta girl

[jaunty adder]

my head hurts

[rough vapor]

uhm well achually

[serene elm]

she looks off for the aesthetic of the faction she is more a Eagle Union girl

[pine saffron]

yes, and they might be targetable by HMS buffs

becuase they are actually HMS ships

[rough vapor]

nah she has that sardeginan aesthetic

[serene elm]

still even ships that are non pirate follow a aesthetic in tempesta

[rough vapor]

[violet panther]

i dont think they should get that, but who knows

[serene elm]

nah she would be green and white, some red maybe

[violet panther]

Mary is not a pirate, but she has tentacles like other pirates

[pine saffron]

there aren;t that many famous pirate ships to be honest

[lilac merlin]

this is a ship?

[rough vapor]

that is a ship

[pine saffron]

Mary is an american merchant ship

[lilac merlin]

are you sure she's in the right game

[serene elm]

I know right? she looks like your average hoyo girl

[pine saffron]

but mary is also not a USS ship just american

[violet panther]

Sao, Pearl, and Lyme are navy-sails of their respective nation(or hegemony)

[serene elm]

I could put her in genshin impact as a geo character and it would fit

[pine saffron]

these are actual HMS ships by technicality

[torn aspen]

[violet panther]

Ganji is Royal Treasury Commission of Indian monarch

[lilac merlin]

[serene elm]

well there goes 3/5 girls

we missing 2

[pine saffron]

we already have most of the famous pirate ships already

[torn aspen]

Wind Sail lime.

[violet panther]

feel like Lyme is the serious, and Pearl is the slacker

[pine saffron]

we knew they were gonna start spitting navy ships out

[abstract ingot]

ANGEL pirates?!

[violet panther]

not pirate

navy frigate

[serene elm]

good that means time to Spanish, French, Netherlands, Italy, British navies

[pine saffron]

fyi all of the nebula guardian ships are NOT pirate ships

[lament palm]

Oh wow, ok, this is nice

[serene elm]

well and Prtugal

[abstract ingot]

Oh true

[serene elm]

forgot to add them

[frank relic]

navy can do piracy ya know .

[violet panther]

Sao is for Portugal

[pine saffron]

/spain

[violet panther]

and Spanish

[serene elm]

yup but she is from the Spanish / Portugal union

aka Iberian union

[rough vapor]

Iberia

[abstract ingot]

The forced union

[violet panther]

because that's a time of history

[serene elm]

cope?

[violet panther]

it woudl be 50 years later before Portugal broke free again

[abstract ingot]

Iirc the spanish squandered the portuguese wealth

[rough vapor]

the United Kingdom of Brazil, Spain, and Portugal

[lament palm]

They keep making the riggings so big the characters are barely visible on a phone screen and it just looks terrible unless you zoom in

[serene elm]

we did the based

[pine saffron]

I just think it would be funny/useful/and historical if lyme and pearl can get buffed by the likes of QE

[rough vapor]

what was portugal gonna do with that money anyway
invest in brazil?

[serene elm]

hahhaah jk love my Portuguese borthers lmao

[rough vapor]

better used on gigantic armadas

[serene elm]

next Spanish woman I will enjoy that

[abstract ingot]

No, but i remember reading that it was because of a succession crisis in Portugal, and the Spanish monarchy swooping in to yank them and unite them as one, army and such

Wasn't it because of the Battle of the Three Kings?

[serene elm]

they colonized that shit by themselfs

I have to give them that

[abstract ingot]

Yeah, they did traverse the Amazon river forest

[violet panther]

Brazil was Dutch during that time

[rough vapor]

now that would've been cursed

instead of jumbled spanish, jumbled english

[abstract ingot]

And colonized India and various cities, the portuguese may not have conquered like the spanish literally toppling empires, but they had a colonial empire going into japan.

[serene elm]

let's remember this was an actual thing

[rough vapor]

when yer trying not to laugh but bro hits you with the
hoe is het

[violet panther]

i remember in the Shogun series where the western guy mentioned Dutch, Portugal, and Spanish hegemony to the Shogunate

[serene elm]

they did plan to do that shit, in the end Spain would had claimed France and Britain anyways but yeah aside from that this was an actual pact

[violet panther]

right after Christopher Columbus discovered Cuba?

[serene elm]

eeeeeh maybe at a latter date

[violet panther]

it's 2 years after

[serene elm]

considering that map is over extended as the OG don't show what EU and Asia would belong to

prob splitted depending on interests if that was done

[violet panther]

well back then Portugal and Spain were master of the sea, and England and France were runner-ups

[serene elm]

so the time it took them to notify of everything lol

[wispy flint]

Well. That was fun. just spent the last 8 hours or so smiting my SSD after getting hacked and having someone take control of my computer.

[abstract ingot]

Imagine

[serene elm]

Castilla: "yo Portugal look, we take half the world and you take the other half deal?"
Portugal: "ok, deal"

[violet panther]

England, France, HRE : "wtf they were talking about over there?"

[serene elm]

Castilla: "callaros inferiores Ingleses"

[violet panther]

Keivan Rus : My life for the Golden Horde, Lokthar Ogar

[pine saffron]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Pearl_(1762)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Lyme_(1748)

[serene elm]

oh it's one of the long flat ones

I don't really like that kind of ships

[violet panther]

our Tempesta Pearl is not that Pearl

[serene elm]

I'm more into the man 0' war type of sailing ship

[abstract ingot]

Hey, joke: russian navy

[pine saffron]

find me another pearl please

[serene elm]

basically

[pine saffron]

fyi these are still in the golden age of piracy

[violet panther]

Pearl of 1708

[abstract ingot]

Tbe battle of Lepanto or what example?

[violet panther]

and Lyme of 1695

[pine saffron]

and mary celeste is 1800s

[serene elm]

nah just massive sailing ship

British frigates look a bit off depending on the year

[abstract ingot]

I thought you meant the era where people boarded

[serene elm]

they look amazing but I prefer them when they are a bit taller

both in the image are a bit eh

[violet panther]

the 6th-3rd rate Frigates of that time is like a Cruiser of ww2 navy in role

[torn aspen]

[violet panther]

the 2nd and 1st rate is closer to Battleship

[pine saffron]

are you sure becuase all our nebula gaurdians have Halos(which are navy ships)

and this pearl has a Halo

[serene elm]

tho the back of that frigate looks amazing ngl

if Pearl has a L2D I might get it I have gems for 2 L2D

[pine saffron]

yeah this pearl has a halo even in the chibi

so this should be HMS

[violet panther]

yes she is HMS Pearl (1708)

or should be

[serene elm]

1708? that's a AC black flag reference right?

[violet panther]

well

because it's same era as Royal Fortune

[pine saffron]

either way Mary celeste is an american merchant vessel so it could be any of them or both at the same time

becuase

manjuu reasons

[abstract ingot]

Hmmmmm

[violet panther]

Mary is that merchant vessel with urban-legend of entire crews disappeared

[abstract ingot]

Are there any notable dutch ships?

[pine saffron]

yeah but she's niether a piracy era ship or navy. Just a sailing ship

[lone vapor]

cheese

[pine saffron]

we'll probably know thru her dialogue tho after maint regardless

[serene elm]

if I'm not wrong it's this one

[pine saffron]

no

diff ship

[torn aspen]

[serene elm]

tulipa faction? or you mean in age of sailing?

[violet panther]

Mary can turns invisible, but deadly afraid of natural-fire

[abstract ingot]

Age of sailing

[pine saffron]

wait

[serene elm]

no idea

[abstract ingot]

Ugyuu...

[pine saffron]

nvm that is the correct mary celeste article

[mossy pivot]

Should probably be a few, Dutch were good at sailing ships

[torn aspen]

( Wind Sail lime. )

[serene elm]

the only dutch I know is the ones we sink at assassin's creed rogue

[violet panther]

there was D7P of 1694, 2nd-rated (battlecruiser)-sail (94 guns)

[abstract ingot]

there are like 8 zevens...

[serene elm]

good

[violet panther]

ye the Maze one

[gusty fern]

They ran out of names

[worldly river]

pretty belly

[gusty fern]

not bad

[abstract ingot]

Even Gouden Leeuw is an age of sailing ship

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/arriba-gif-12324188786972117417

[abstract ingot]

So we would have a 0.5 Gouden Leeuw

[violet panther]

i picked the 1694 because it's around era of RF and QAR

[pine saffron]

tummy

still hoping they can get HMS buffed lol

would be funny to run

[violet panther]

as if u would waste a slot for QE anyway

[gusty fern]

If HMS gets buffed anymore then it'd be a long long way till HMS gets dethroned from meta

[pine saffron]

QE isn't the only thing that buffs HMS

[sick crest]

Qeii

[violet panther]

Trafalgar? Sirius?

[pine saffron]

depending on the positioning tho if either of these are main fleet

[violet panther]

those 2 are vanguard

[pine saffron]

they are basically a mob fleet life hack

damn

the posts aren't up on JP or EN yet

[neon coral]

Cool Teach's ship is here

[violet panther]

ain't we have Tempesta-buff sails?

[abstract ingot]

God, the dutch ships that were notable were practically gone by the time of QAR

[pine saffron]

Sao buffs the faction yeah

[abstract ingot]

And they all have the same names as the ww2 ones

[pine saffron]

Ganji is a healer

[violet panther]

there is Amsterdam (96 guns) , 1712-1738

[abstract ingot]

It's like calling your child Kevin, then Kevin the next one

[abstract ingot]

Oh right, missed that due to having a 17

[violet panther]

but tbh, they were 2nd-1st rate

not suitable to team up with these 25-42 guns frigates (6th-5th rate)

[abstract ingot]

When did the dutch eat their king?

[mortal hill]

@violet panther I wonder, who else was involved on that incident...

[pine saffron]

lmao

[abstract ingot]

Oh, 1672, that fucking explains it

[pine saffron]

unicorn

[neon coral]

Cool introduce someone older

[rough vapor]

surprised it wasnt unycorn

[violet panther]

on Royal Navy frigates, there are HMS Scarborough and HMS Seaford
on QAR's pirate gang : there are Adventure and Ranger

[rough vapor]

the brits love adding Ys to everythin

tf is a tyger

[pine saffron]

a jufufu

[rough vapor]

new name dropped

[mortal hill]

Either those two, it seems we'll get another wild card

[pine saffron]

yeah this is probably 1708 HMS pearl

[jaunty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-gif-26070434

[abstract ingot]

Oh shi, I forgor do my dailies

[mortal hill]

https://stupidpenisx.com/azurlane_staff/status/1979095044658471145

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[lapis blade]

smack

[gusty fern]

lyme looks like a nikke to me

[violet panther]

looks like flame-Indivilia?

[gusty fern]

Yup

[spice dove]

... yeah, i can see the nikke comparison

[rough vapor]

bro

best girl of the event

100%

fuck em lymes

[violet panther]

would HMS 20th century shipgirls call them "great-granny"?

[spice dove]

so pearl is vanguard, what slot does lyme go in?

[gusty fern]

who made her cry

[rough vapor]

underground

[gusty fern]

lyme is prob main

[mortal hill]

weird kink but ok

[gusty fern]

and QAR is prob a sub

[pine saffron]

okay so

the text on JP says vanguard but the picture says mainfleet

[spice dove]

[shut crane]

are we winning yet?

[pine saffron]

so we don't know what position she is yet

lol

[shut crane]

uwu new boats?

[spice dove]

what does the CN post say?

[rough vapor]

we are so back

[gusty fern]

the CN post say sailing ships

both lyme and QAR

[spice dove]

... oh, it doesn't even say the position? lol

[shut crane]

biblically accurate angel boat when?

[pine saffron]

we don't know yet what postion pearl is yet

but all the nebulas so far are mains

[violet panther]

may be both vangaurd

[pine saffron]

I'm betting she is a healer

[gusty fern]

QAR is main

[pine saffron]

which is normally main fleet

[gusty fern]

https://x.com/Ratto7R/status/1979037779020464436

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X · Oct 17, 2025, 4:12 AM

[violet panther]

2 more slot, either be QAR pirate homies, or more royal-navy frigates

[gusty fern]

this translated says

[rough vapor]

ssr
sd card

[violet panther]

SD Motion

[shut crane]

the angel looking one has beads

[violet panther]

[shut crane]

and they're not prayer beads

[sinful vapor]

ewww random friend requests from names I never interacted.....instant ignore

[gusty fern]

angel and behemoth is van

yes

[rough vapor]

[gusty fern]

jk

[mortal hill]

yes, what i notice

[violet panther]

u mean Liberio and Behemoth

[gusty fern]

[rough vapor]

liberalio

[sinful vapor]

Schob

[gusty fern]

Yes

[rough vapor]

we have seen liberalio
but where is conservatio

[sinful vapor]

petal attack!

[shut crane]

oh we're finally getting that funky looking girl

lyme?

[gusty fern]

yup

[rough vapor]

🍋

lymon

[shut crane]

pearl is nice and thicc but idk

[rough vapor]

so how many is that so far
3?

[gusty fern]

yup

[rough vapor]

wonder if they'll do 5

[shut crane]

I think i404 has a better ass than pearl

[gusty fern]

they're always 5 no?

[rough vapor]

wheres the loli/petite diversity hire

[spice dove]

i'd expect 5 new ships too

[rough vapor]

[shut crane]

rf came alone

[rough vapor]

[gusty fern]

last year's designs were clearly better

[shut crane]

but yeah, the other 2 events came with 5 each

[gusty fern]

prob the best batch

[rough vapor]

we'll get em next year

[violet panther]

this roster seems to be "QAR shenanigan" theme

[gusty fern]

Yup

[shut crane]

wtf is QAR

[pine saffron]

https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/1979099923728466083

They updated the post

[gusty fern]

Queen anne's revenge

[pine saffron]

she is mainfleet

[shut crane]

oh they did

[pine saffron]

yes

so we have 2 backliners

SSR

[shut crane]

lol, I had twitter page open and the screen flashed once and the text changed

[rough vapor]

oh pearl is event reward

[gusty fern]

then lyme ie prob van

[rough vapor]

forced to play

[violet panther]

[pine saffron]

I wouldn't be surprised if they sub faction split the tempestas like the metas

but most of them are generic so

probably too late

lol

[spice dove]

would be interesting to see how they split them if they bother lol

[mortal hill]

@sinful vapor the row of those VA for new girls are wild

now ASMR QAR when

[sinful vapor]

also

[violet panther]

yep

[mortal hill]

Pearl's VA did 973 ASMR

[gusty fern]

wtf

[spice dove]

is that really wild in the context of this game?

[mortal hill]

Considering Tempesta, they're ground for those yes

[violet panther]

||2 VAs are R18ers||

[gusty fern]

Not surprised

[spice dove]

yeah, this

[solid whale]

[violet panther]

is that Lupa?

[cosmic forge]

looks like lupa

[balmy lichen]

Yes sir

Ill shade it later

[violet panther]

[gusty fern]

wow so hot

[violet panther]

and her floof...

[gusty fern]

looks yum

[serene elm]

Pearl is crazy she even has pearl underwear

like hoooly

[languid dawn]

fr

she did have

[cosmic forge]

that thing is a tempesta?

looks like shit

[pearl abyss]

The best skin in my opinion

[cosmic forge]

wheres the eyepatches and rum

[languid dawn]

based

🤝

[cosmic forge]

shiver me timbers

[languid dawn]

wait

she is angel

[cosmic forge]

i guess RF is still the top tempesta

[violet panther]

Pearl is not a pirate, she is royal navy sail-frigate

[languid dawn]

dang

[cosmic forge]

cringe

[violet panther]

so as Lyme

[cosmic forge]

tempesta has fallen

rip

[gusty fern]

looks like QAR and the rest who were involved in that capture of BB

[pearl abyss]

I need Germany ship again

[violet panther]

at this point Tempesta are Pan-Atlantic sails faction (mostly), pirates or not

[gusty fern]

then QAR would be the only pirate

[violet panther]

QAR has at least 2 pirate-subordinates

[amber garden]

What's the rarity of Lyme, SR?

[gusty fern]

yup

[violet panther]

and the navy-frigates has at least 2 other sails, that involved with QAR

[languid dawn]

atleast this one is pirate ship

[weary bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/scarseven-gif-13838172841046623324

MMMMMMMMMMMM

[rough vapor]

pirates? wheres the scurvy

[shut crane]

she wears beads, like a perv

[cosmic forge]

nothing says halloween like royal navy

[craggy matrix]

jp sr or en sr

[gusty fern]

beads on the rear

[amber garden]

Are the Pearl and Lyme from eglish/Spanish armadas?

[gusty fern]

[gusty fern]

dude idk what you mean by that

[violet panther]

the QAR shenanigan was on same time as Royal Fortune's adventure, just different region of Atlantic

[heady sail]

so, we didn't have Flying Dutchman?

[craggy matrix]

jp sr is basically elite so

[violet panther]

[amber garden]

First Tempesta UR trust

Next year or two

[craggy matrix]

is it elite or SR

[mortal hill]

HMS

[languid dawn]

those new tempest look good

[languid dawn]

also

where can i see those posts

[violet panther]

Pearl and Lyme are a century after English vs Spanish Armada

[craggy matrix]

join the grans azur lane alliance

[heady sail]

No

[gusty fern]

you can see it is written SSR on jp news

so it's SR

[heady sail]

its common

[devout bough]

Oh wow

Great wings

[languid dawn]

edward, do u have the source?

[devout bough]

9/10

Would smother myself with them

[gusty fern]

yea the source is twitter

[languid dawn]

99*/10

[heady sail]

69/420

[gusty fern]

come on she got beads on the bottom

[peak knoll]

Sup chat

[meager vine]

sup

[peak knoll]

Schob

[mortal hill]

Ben

[brisk dove]

https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/1979099923728466083?s=46 is this a new ship or a skin

[devout bough]

Pearl got pearls down there alright

[serene elm]

new ship Pearl

[peak knoll]

[violet panther]

Blackbeard allegedly was a privateer during "Queen Anne's War"

[mortal hill]

Translate it

[devout bough]

That's one of my cats' name

[jaunty adder]

who the fuck is pearl?

[brisk dove]

if i could i wouldnt have asked

[jaunty adder]

[meager vine]

pearl looks nice

[gusty fern]

ooooh

[mortal hill]

YOU CANT?!

[craggy matrix]

New tempesta

[jaunty adder]

WHO IS PEARL?

[peak knoll]

oh new ships got revealed? I haven't been playing al in a bit

[slender violet]

"There's 206 bones in the human body."

"....207 if I'm playing Azur Lane." - Aaron Zhivkov

[devout bough]

Yeah they're revealing a bunch of Tempestas right now

[gusty fern]

ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND

[serene elm]

a sailing ship from the 1706 or something like that

[slender violet]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

MORE PIRATES OR SOMETHING!?

[serene elm]

arround that year

[shut crane]

pearly gates of heaven

[violet panther]

3 ways Clashes between England, France, and Spanish colony on NA. of 1702

[mortal hill]

Damn bro translate it fr

[meager vine]

who is rupert

[spice dove]

classic "EN can't read"

[devout bough]

Lies

[gusty fern]

England was like "I'll take on all of you"

[mortal hill]

We call that

[spice dove]

skill issue

[mortal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-awkward-awkward-cat-cat-awkward-gif-24906225

[devout bough]

[serene elm]

same here the translate button should work... oh wait you don't have that either pffft

pig

[spice dove]

(no but fr just copy it into google translate if it doesn't give you the button )

[radiant cipher]

Mogposting will continue until morale improves

[jaunty adder]

NO BUT I KNOW YOUR MOTHER IS

[devout bough]

Howdy Pit

[jaunty adder]

[violet panther]

aftermath, 1713

[devout bough]

Hi Richie

[peak knoll]

Damnnnn

[serene elm]

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/quebec-francia-gif-12216293889207946092

[serene elm]

in my case grok gived me a explanation I didn't care about, at least the piece of shit told me the name of the ship in the first two sentences

[jaunty adder]

issa joke

[violet panther]

thx to the war, france gained entire Mississippis

[devout bough]

She's so hot

[devout bough]

Might be my favourite Tempesta now, beating out Sao Martinho

[radiant cipher]

[serene elm]

morale is already high, what you will get higher is not my morale by posting that

but another thing

[gusty fern]

Damn france was big dog

[violet panther]

"ahem"

[mortal hill]

Dinosaur

[radiant cipher]

Then shit got hot in europe and the brits stole most of it

Le oops

[gusty fern]

joke on deez

[violet panther]

yeah'

[peak knoll]

Mogador is the best and hottest DD in the game, prove me wrong

[serene elm]

ooops

[peak knoll]

Oof I meant trafalgar

[languid dawn]

ppl in twitter focus on "pearl's pearl" lol

[radiant cipher]

Both good

[mortal hill]

Im too focused on their VA

[languid dawn]

uncl u like Mogador right?

[radiant cipher]

Trafalgar just doesn’t have that much brain damage

[serene elm]

ofc

[devout bough]

Pearl's design is actually so good

[peak knoll]

Yes

[serene elm]

hope she gets the L2D

[devout bough]

Looking forwaes to her skins

[languid dawn]

goon shipgirl

[serene elm]

and not the ugly ass bitch who doesn't even look like a tempesta girl

[peak knoll]

Yeah but i meant to say trafalgar instead of mog, im a bit intoxicated so had a brain lag

[serene elm]

I swear if this geo character from genshin impact gets the L2D I will be mad

[violet panther]

she's more like pyro

[radiant cipher]

Are the new tempesta ships all british again?

[gusty fern]

yup

[violet panther]

QAR was French ship, with British captain

[mortal hill]

Blackbeard era

[radiant cipher]

[serene elm]

well, 2 out of 5 are

[languid dawn]

what

[radiant cipher]

[languid dawn]

i dont see this girl on tw

[radiant cipher]

Oh?

[serene elm]

I was coping for a Spanish girl but oh well

[shut crane]

[serene elm]

weibo

check the censor

that means it's from weibo (CN post)

[languid dawn]

but Mog was good

[languid dawn]

ok

[mortal hill]

https://vxtwitter.com/metalnickel/status/1979104747748569416

Got it... Tempesta is just lewd haven

ニッケル (@metalnickel)

おお

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 17, 2025, 8:38 AM

[violet panther]

Mog would be ok, if she's not ultra-aggressive horny

[shut crane]

[languid dawn]

guys, i feel like Pearl will got censored very soon

[serene elm]

but yeah I don't like that girl Lyme she looks off for a tempesta ship

[devout bough]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Pearl_(1762)

Is this our Pearl

[gusty fern]

See the difference

[peak knoll]

Yes she is, i like both

[violet panther]

ngl, i thought Lyme was a Tempesta Siren

[serene elm]

yes

[serene elm]

she looks like a eagle union ship

ngl

[devout bough]

Because there's like 10 boats named Pearl

[languid dawn]

she wasnt a pirate

[mortal hill]

No difference all of them has been at least R18 ASMR

[serene elm]

I said yes because like 4 ppl said it was her before me

[languid dawn]

she was royal navy ship

[serene elm]

so I think it's her

[violet panther]

there's not many long silky black hair EU ship eh, like Ari , Bell, and such

[peak knoll]

When are we getting queen Anne's revenge

[mortal hill]

We just got

[devout bough]

Oh so she's technically Royal Navy

[peak knoll]

YO FR?

[serene elm]

rigging the flashy technological shit she has

[serene elm]

the weird ass blades and all

[radiant cipher]

Manjuu please

[devout bough]

She's emo Fortune

[peak knoll]

Love her design

[devout bough]

[serene elm]

proceeds to give her the most naked skin they can

[violet panther]

that's why she looked more Siren than EU for me

[devout bough]

PLEASEEE

[serene elm]

stright up naked Mogador with only hands covering her

[languid dawn]

this girl hasnt slept for a week atleast

[serene elm]

manjuu for you

[radiant cipher]

PIT
You like Pola’s swimsuit skin

Stfu

[devout bough]

OMG I WOULD KILL FOR PROPERLY CLOTHED MOG

[mortal hill]

Nah she just broke

[serene elm]

and I wish she got the Egyptian dancer one

[violet panther]

she may not really slept for weeks, got bothered by Lyme and Pearl nonstop

[mortal hill]

Either the rest 2 is QAR's fleet or we get the HMS event + 1 pirate

[languid dawn]

tempesta faction is old ships, yes?

[radiant cipher]

Ohhh
So she really was French

I see

[mortal hill]

Ya

[languid dawn]

yeah

[violet panther]

ye, a slave ship La Concorde

[languid dawn]

so some dont mean to be pirate

[serene elm]

nah bro, we missing the most fearsome pirate ship ever the jackdaw

[languid dawn]

we had angels now lol

[violet panther]

ain't most of pirate-ships were either civlian/merchant/naval sails took over by pirates?

[radiant cipher]

Yes

[mortal hill]

Was it with Queen Anne?

[serene elm]

sunk the whole Royal Navy and Spanish armada during the 1715 in a 2011 game

100% realist

[radiant cipher]

Based pit

[serene elm]

man

the jackdaw is AC black flag ship

that shit gets so OP it kills 2 man o war legends alone

but it fought along side the Queen Anne in the game yes

[mortal hill]

Then it sleeper then, call me again when we get AC collab

[serene elm]

in fact it was along side the ship when it sunk

[violet panther]

Royal Fortune in AC Black Flag is also almost twice bigger than real one

[devout bough]

Precious

[serene elm]

fuck ubisoft but man this game was peak

[violet panther]

Hakuhou ninja-event was basically AL take on AC;Shadow

[devout bough]

Most sailong boats are way smaller than people imagine

[serene elm]

I wouldn't complain if we got a frigate? was a frigate the jackdaw well anyways that I wish we got a pirate ship in AL that references the jackdaw

[gusty fern]

guichen gun is really nice

[serene elm]

EDWARD FUCKING KENWAY

NO WAY MAN

[gusty fern]

OOH HELL YEA

[violet panther]

ye guichen gun is among a top CL gun, on HE category and overall

[serene elm]

how it feel sunking the two biggest fleets at the time and soloing the whole caribean?

[devout bough]

I remember galleons were about 30m to 50m long at the biggest

That's like tiny

[gusty fern]

dude you just noticed me?

[radiant cipher]

Mogposting will continue

[serene elm]

tbh yes

[violet panther]

RF, QAR, and Lyme are 33-37m long too

[languid dawn]

I found a mog enjoyer here

[serene elm]

give me a ti.... this user got banned by the moderating team

[gusty fern]

even BB fears edward

[devout bough]

Yeah, that's absolutely tiny

[radiant cipher]

[violet panther]

because they are 20-30 guns 6th to 5th rated

not 75-130 guns 2nd to 1st rate "battleship"

[languid dawn]

this girl 100% smell like a baby

[devout bough]

Ships of the lines appeared only after no?

17th-19th century

[violet panther]

Ships of the line evolved from 2nd- to 1st rated

[violet panther]

thus origin of the term -line of "Battleship"

[devout bough]

Shorter than a Tu-128

[violet panther]

2nd-1st line was like 50-65m long

the largest of their time

[languid dawn]

btw, BC ships when

[radiant cipher]

She smells like lavender actually

[languid dawn]

[devout bough]

How do you know

[languid dawn]

he goon to Mog every night

[devout bough]

[serene elm]

lavander? what does she use a perfume?

[radiant cipher]

She’s from Bretagne
Where my dad is from

[languid dawn]

dang

[serene elm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1078223178083606578/speed_2.gif

[radiant cipher]

[violet panther]

[gusty fern]

very hot

[serene elm]

damn look at that ass curve

https://tenor.com/view/hanako-blue-archive-smile-smug-ba-gif-6375812431580468190

[radiant cipher]

Trueeee

Have some Alsauce with that

[shut crane]

lewd

ban

[serene elm]

the things I would do to those thighs, ehem I mean

back to do angular

[gusty fern]

Oooooh

[violet panther]

make sure to monitor her "heat ventilation"

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-horse-racing-horse-girl-still-in-love-dramatic-gif-18033575562671584602

[violet panther]

oh no, not the yan honse

[gusty fern]

dw bro she's busy

[serene elm]

you playing with fire with this image tho

[mortal hill]

https://tenor.com/t8BIpYtAQeI.gif

[radiant cipher]

I like living dangerously

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1085398177340981308/1427954882177925172/gerhgerh.gif

[serene elm]

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1427982545831727185/GyC8yqibEAAQ7OV.gif

[gusty fern]

Holy zara

[serene elm]

oh yeah this one

forgor about that

[gusty fern]

ooooooooh

Lmao

[violet panther]

oh right, that

[serene elm]

official post from the official AL account BTW

[devout bough]

there are a lot of super, super lewd stuff in Azur Lane

lots of cameltoes

[serene elm]

ah yeah this too

[devout bough]

nipple bumps

the likes

and questionable clothing opacity

[gusty fern]

Lots of camel toes yet we're restricted from sending it here

[devout bough]

yes

shame

[violet panther]

Mog Ass : barely any effect
Helena Ass ; FB : "Fk this sh-t, i'm out"

[serene elm]

yes official too lmao

[gusty fern]

Oooooooh

[serene elm]

half the arts they post have nipps or camelotes so

[gusty fern]

[serene elm]

I'm limited here

[gusty fern]

what the tummy

[violet panther]

Avp is right about Elbe afterall...

[devout bough]

this is tame

[serene elm]

this was made by Romana the official artist of Trieste

https://tenor.com/view/steve-absolute-cinema-gif-2279364038691379511

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-funny-pig-chewing-animal-animal-funny-gif-15291725007664352238

[devout bough]

oh here is me in front of the same Tu-128 from a while ago

[radiant cipher]

IB

Death

[violet panther]

Tu-128 was ultra-long-range interceptor forawhile, even with archaic avionics, until finally benched by Mig-31

[radiant cipher]

Mogposting will continue until morale improves.

[devout bough]

it was so big because they needed all that fuel to patrol the long borders lol

[gusty fern]

reminds me of enty, bois and mASSena's art

[devout bough]

Massena is cute

[violet panther]

it was a debated area-defense doctrine between point-focused-defense or large-loose-defense, Tu-128 was built to answer the latter

while the former went to Su-15 and such

[devout bough]

yes, it was a very interesting dillema

[violet panther]

well Soviet Union was sure huge

[devout bough]

Tu-128 concept eventually evolved into MiG-25 and MiG-31

[mortal hill]

Her laugh is very good

[violet panther]

Mig-25 was mainly super-speed and high altitude interceptor, but severely lack range

Mig-31 got better overall

[devout bough]

also huge, gigantic operational range, and big missiles for the period

[nova monolith]

[devout bough]

at least MiG-31 has huge range

[violet panther]

that's why it can bench Tu-128

wish on what?

[devout bough]

Brennus

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-dunkerque-gif-22031367

[remote nymph]

You don't have any wishes?

[violet panther]

depend on what topic

[devout bough]

beautiful sweets-making wife

[remote nymph]

Something... Likes car?

[oblique dove]

Yeah...

[violet panther]

i am driving Corolla Cross, if i wish next car would be either Handa-Jazz size or Toyota Fortuner size

[devout bough]

don't have a car

[violet panther]

but i may never touch sedan again

[devout bough]

never felt a need for them

[gusty fern]

[violet panther]

why do i need high-performance yet expensive car for work and commute again?

[nova monolith]

one of the first ever gooner loading screens, classic

[mortal hill]

@radiant cipher

[devout bough]

have an expired license though, would need to renew it if i want to get a car

[radiant cipher]

Beautiful

[oblique dove]

Like SUV?

[devout bough]

omg oathed Duguay Trouin

based

[violet panther]

crossover or SUV

[devout bough]

[violet panther]

or simply eco-car+hybrid

[nova monolith]

oh its the horny and profanity-like nun

[oblique dove]

Oh

[devout bough]

uhhhh

[devout bough]

wtf just appeared in my feed

[violet panther]

if i was a hormone-addled teenager or college student i would wish for it, but as workforce? that's delusional unless u r filthy rich

[serene elm]

lol

[violet panther]

: my gun...

[sick crest]

Armpit

[devout bough]

i bought this skin

[radiant cipher]

Good

[violet panther]

how she balance herself on a rope is already quite impressive

[devout bough]

i went broke on Bois Belleau event

got Bois Belleau, Massena, and Duguay Trouin's skins

[violet panther]

although i used to move the rope like that too during boy-scouts

[sick crest]

Lewd

[devout bough]

boy scouts are so weird to me

[worthy dawn]

boy scouts is just something to kick the kids out of the house and make them actually do shit

[violet panther]

did that again, across a large pond, when junior-military boot-camp

[devout bough]

why suddenly do dress up and random stuff

[violet panther]

but tbh, boot-camp one was easier, because thick uniform and boots, compared to boy-scouts

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/len-wife-taihou-belong-to-len-azure-lane-azur-lane-gif-17825920698457102181

[round nebula]

Does anyone use qooapp to get auzr lane EN?

I have to since only KR pops up in my Google play store

[radiant cipher]

I got them all

[gusty fern]

it's legit dw

[peak knoll]

Its not available in my app store as well

So i download from external sources

[devout bough]

Nice

[mortal hill]

no

[round nebula]

Can you still make in-app purchases?

I can't but I'm not sure if it's an emulator thing or I just can't purchase stuff from servers outside my region :P

[round nebula]

Nice

[peak knoll]

Yeah through the verified top up site

But not through game directly

[round nebula]

Ooh what's that?

A top up site?

[peak knoll]

https://yo-topup.com/page/shop/azurlane

[round nebula]

First time hearing about anything website related

[peak knoll]

Don't worry if your country isnt there

Any other or close to the one you live in works

[abstract ingot]

How the hell did the tempesta and fool's scales rerun take 1 GB of space?

[mortal hill]

Did you do 3D dorm

[violet panther]

does she lullaby-ing skeleton-knights?

[radiant cipher]

[gusty fern]

very hot

[devout bough]

STRASBOURG

[nova monolith]

very scrumptious

[peak knoll]

Idk man but every week I see some 500+ MB updates for this game, im tired of updating it every single week, I dont have much space left

[round nebula]

Ah ok was wondering about that

Ty!

[abstract ingot]

No, I always do that manually, per character

[rough vapor]

idk man just get a better phone

[devout bough]

i love her

[serene elm]

man I love her, I don't get tired of slapping her ass in her skin

[devout bough]

but weird background

[mortal hill]

Idk then

[devout bough]

[peak knoll]

You are most welcome

[serene elm]

[rough vapor]

the two stratosburg lovers

[devout bough]

Strasbourg is so cute

[tired crown]

Baguette wife

[gusty fern]

very hot

[peak knoll]

Ass

[nova monolith]

Ass hot

[peak knoll]

Facts my brother, spit your shit indeed

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/handshake-predator-arnold-hi-hello-gif-9920452

[radiant cipher]

Perfect genetics

[peak knoll]

Strasbourg is in my ultimate gyatt fleet

[nova monolith]

if only I had her

[keen folio]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-writing-text-gif-13329221376878675871

[radiant cipher]

Show this fleet

[torn aspen]

Ku-chan game

[gusty fern]

very hot

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/クーちゃん-パーミャチ-メルクーリヤ-sn-pamiat-merkuria-水星紀念-gif-12392658125427912856

[radiant cipher]

We are not so different you and I

[peak knoll]

Indeed my friend

[marsh rover]

I’ll have two numba nines

https://tenor.com/view/big-smoke-number9-number-nine-gif-5899637

[violet panther]

as a Dunkek-sister of both german+french heritage

[peak knoll]

I just noticed

All of those ships are from different factions

Representing gyatt nation, nice

[violet panther]

they have one in common, eventual ally of US

[radiant cipher]

[peak knoll]

well

Its better to stay on the good side of US

[violet panther]

it's "eventual" because up to ww2, some didn't

but during coldwar, eventually

[mortal hill]

Brenass

[violet panther]

with Bren gun

https://tenor.com/view/bren-gun-bren-british-guns-gunshot-machine-gun-gif-13818454137615619168

[rough vapor]

I think he likes brennussy

[violet panther]

[soft void]

mornin :D

[frank relic]

It Foxtober.

[mortal hill]

The Bren gun just funny

[radiant cipher]

Love the Bren

Love Brennus

[gusty mural]

~~I was hoping for Flying Dutchman ~~

[gusty fern]

brenanus

[abstract ingot]

Her boobs are almost spilling out

Anyways, I have encountered what the 1 GB was made off on this update

[abstract ingot]

Yes, adding a smaller advice cancel to the commission menu is really important

[gusty fern]

i thought it was already there from the beginning

[abstract ingot]

Got her ninja skin, crazy good art

I mean, I could have missed it, but it is possible it was not there

[serene elm]

ah yes asanagi

[gusty fern]

very hot

[marsh rover]

Mr. Marston, I think this goes in #artist-lounge

[pastel axle]

Today is the Battle of Leyte Gulf

[ivory mica]

Dear Lord how large are they gonna make the game files another 1.1 gb update

[devout bough]

Azur Lane is hugely oversized imho

why is it so big

[spice dove]

for all i can tell, badly compressed assets split into a million files

[radiant cipher]

Mogador boobs

[spice dove]

or that. could be either ngl

[ivory mica]

I guess it shouldn’t be this big it’s sprites and jpegs lol

[spice dove]

the artwork images are pretty high quality, and at 2k+ skins (including defaults), plus voice lines for all of that, it does add up