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silver crest
desert agate
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It was a genuine plan

humble mulch
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Shout out to humans not being to good in a room with more then 10% CO2

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Also yeah it was a """plan"""

maiden citrus
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I mean to be fair, this is german science we are talking about

silver crest
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they can't even get near madagascar

humble mulch
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So was the 1000 year Reich
But as we all know Germans can't plan or do anything for shit

desert agate
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It was a very serious, very extensively thought out plan that had existed for decades by the point the Nazis came about

junior trench
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bitches didn't even make it a 1000 month reich

silver crest
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6 year reich

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close enough

junior trench
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?

desert agate
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12 years

humble mulch
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At least they got like
1000 days

junior trench
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1933 to 1945

maiden citrus
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in two years skyrim will have lasted longer than the third reich

junior trench
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and 1000 months is over 83 years

silver crest
humble mulch
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Maka
I hate saying this
But by pure technically by including propaganda and people who should commit toaster bath, skyrim needs far more then 2 years to last longer

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Also I find it amusing that they play the "every race served with the nazis" card

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Never once have I seen a photo or anything on Chinese troops being in Europe fighting for the nazis

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Pretty sure all of those are decent size leeps

maiden citrus
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what would last longer in power, a 1,000 year long dictatorship of evil or a man in a wheelchair by popular vote

humble mulch
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I wish FDR got a 4th term

spiral cedar
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He did

silver crest
spiral cedar
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Just didn’t finish it

maiden citrus
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t-tea

humble mulch
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Well I mean
Finish it

silver crest
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ah

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that

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almost

humble mulch
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Cause it then went to Eisenhower

spiral cedar
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Er

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Truman?

humble mulch
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And counted as his 1st term

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Yes

maiden citrus
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but yeah fdr was president longer than the third reich existed

humble mulch
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Old white men who can stand are all the same to me most of the time

desert agate
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Uh

spiral cedar
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Thinkpitz Was Lincoln president longer than the Confederacy

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I guess he was

junior trench
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yeah but

silver crest
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were term limits not a thing back then? or was he able to get 4 because it was wartime?

humble mulch
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Yeah

silver crest
junior trench
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Iron Daddy is based

desert agate
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Fdrs death was kinda a good thing

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He was kinda a simp for stalin

humble mulch
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It wasn't a thing until after his death

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I think

desert agate
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And basically wanted to give Stalin everything he wanted

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Truman took a hard line

spiral cedar
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Yeh, term limits were a post-FDR amendment

maiden citrus
silver crest
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now that i think about it, teddy did try to run for a third term

junior trench
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a certain party was butthurt about FDR's popularity and convinced people a term limit for just the presidency was a good idea

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but not for congress

silver crest
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but wilson beat teddy

desert agate
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Because teddy split the vote by running with his own party

silver crest
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yea

maiden citrus
silver crest
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wilson didn't even get 50% of the votes

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who was the 3rd guy?

humble mulch
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Timeline where fdr and Stalin are lovers and the cold war is just them showing who loves the other more

silver crest
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taft?

humble mulch
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I think it was Taft solely cause that names sounds familiar

spring briar
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morning

desert agate
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Regardless fdr kinda had some cringe takes and potsdam would have been very different had he been there

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Mornin riche

humble mulch
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Morning

spring briar
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ayo tf going on

humble mulch
spring briar
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my lovely aryan

humble mulch
spring briar
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persian god

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sumerian

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akkadian

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whatever

humble mulch
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Lmao

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Thought that was gonna be a segway to your sumerian rap

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Also time to Google Potsdam

somber knoll
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Nani?
Sumerian rap is based though.

spring briar
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potsdam is the city under berlin

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it's pretty big

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but everyone forgets about it

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me, a SUmerian

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when suddenly

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boom

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akkadians

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dies

somber knoll
spring briar
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ye

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but a lot of his texts are biased

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so eh

somber knoll
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semi Chad then

humble mulch
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Why does Clement look like a fascist

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Like
He looks like a fresh out the book dictator

maiden citrus
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why is stalin wearing adidas in the 1940s

spring briar
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well Sargon was the first true world emperor so

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literally king of the universe

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now that's a title

somber knoll
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yes

spring briar
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that's a gigachad in my book

silver crest
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even in the 40s the soviets can't get away from adidas

dusty kraken
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Stalin invented Adidas dont you know

somber knoll
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I figured Stalin wanted to squat in that photo

humble mulch
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Wasn't
Adidas a German who's brother made Puma?

spring briar
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WW2: I sleep
Bronze age collapse: REAL SHIT

silver crest
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yea

spring briar
silver crest
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they were brothers

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they had an arguement or something

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that's why adidas and puma split

strong plank
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fun fact about FDR, actually, it’s partially thanks to him that the USN finally decided that aimed gunnery was something worth pursuing

spring briar
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imagine

dusty kraken
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What do you mean they didnt aim before

spring briar
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I think regal means in terms of AA

strong plank
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or targeted gunnery, I forgot the exact term

somber knoll
spring briar
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that they tried to disrupt planes from drops by shooting AA in front of the plane

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instead of shooting at the plane

strong plank
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no that’s not it Richy

spring briar
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mb

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😭

somber knoll
spring briar
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sorry regal I know nothing of plone

maiden citrus
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Your ship has been added to queue, our apologies, the dockyards are currently producing an entire planet worth of essex, would you like to wait?

strong plank
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So it’s mostly thanks to admiral William sims, who in the early 1900s was one of the navy’s attachés for Europe

maiden citrus
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sims was immensely based yeah

spring briar
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sims had a cool hairstyle

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he looked like he was some capitol inhabitant in the hunger games

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idk

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I'm weird like that

strong plank
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He saw what the other countries were doing with gunnery training, I think it was the brits, and went ‘hey we should try that’

somber knoll
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also, that was when the US started building pre-dreadnoughts or smth?

strong plank
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and was laughed at by the higher ups in the navy

spring briar
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kekw

strong plank
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so as a last ditch effort, sims wrote directly to FDR

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who, having served as assistant secretary of the navy, thought it was a great idea and made him the Navy’s Inspector of Naval Gunnery

maiden citrus
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he also taught britain how convoys work

spring briar
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is this a certified USN moment?

spring briar
spiral cedar
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The Prime Minister?

spring briar
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no

somber knoll
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Beatty?

spring briar
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nah

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some guy who helped sims in convinvcing the admiralty

spiral cedar
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The Prime Minister?

somber knoll
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figure it was the other one, Sir Lewis Bayly?

spring briar
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might be

somber knoll
# spring briar might be

From Simpson:

The combined Anglo-American naval war against U-boats in the western approaches to the British Isles in 1917–18 was a success due to ability of Sims to work smoothly with his British counterpart, Admiral Sir Lewis Bayly.

spring briar
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yeah that's the one then

spiral cedar
spring briar
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otherwise good luck convincing them

somber knoll
spring briar
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I hate how we never talk about the USN pre dreadnoughts

spiral cedar
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Well

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We used to mention one specific US pre-dread very often

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🇪🇸

spring briar
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she does not remaine afloat

maiden citrus
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I think I’m one of the only people that wank them

silver crest
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did the spanish even sink the ship

spiral cedar
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No

maiden citrus
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So it’s pretty rare

spiral cedar
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It was an accidental explosion

silver crest
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slogan was pretty catchy tho

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remember the maine, to hell with spain

maiden citrus
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Yeah regardless of the cause it was accidental

spring briar
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sniffs brown cocoa powder

maiden citrus
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B and acr oh my

ivory ridge
spring briar
# spring briar *sniffs brown cocoa powder*

The late 1800s saw the development of brown or cocoa powders which burned more slowly, allowing guns like the 12"/35 (30.5 cm) to have longer barrels with higher muzzle velocities

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sniffs cocoa

spring briar
maiden citrus
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cocoa is so good

spring briar
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nou

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also

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damn

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never heard of the battle of the Tarigo convoy

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maka let's talk about usn pre dreads

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what's your favourite

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Mississippi?

maiden citrus
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I wonder how you could guess that was one of my favorites

spring briar
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I do wonder

maiden citrus
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was it the enormous armament for such smol ship? hehe

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I do like both them and the conneticuts a lot

spring briar
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it's just cute

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I do love me a Nebraska ngl

maiden citrus
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the other I think stands out is illinois

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huge armor, huge guns, teeny

spring briar
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hmm

maiden citrus
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and fixes the problems that keasarge had

spring briar
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what steel was used?

maiden citrus
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unfortunately still had harvey

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but 16.5'' belt

spring briar
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makes sense

maiden citrus
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and had sloped turret designs

spring briar
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also don't say unfortunately

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it's fine

maiden citrus
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yeah just they were the last ones that used harvey, so the armor could technically be better, hehe

spring briar
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should've bought from france like the russians

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atleast the turrets

maiden citrus
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they look great though

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and eh, the turrets are probably the best protected part as they're 'modern style' turrets instead of the round things

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also only one secondary gun size, so efficent ships going forwards with the power of retrospect

spring briar
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I see they closed off the forward casemates

maiden citrus
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yup, looks fancy, though the classic look is nice too

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(same ship)

spring briar
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love the stacks

maiden citrus
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and then the missisipi class photo that makes it sure clear they are packing

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7'' 8'' twins and 12'' twins all above weather deck level

spring briar
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very impressive

maiden citrus
spring briar
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oh right

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7"

maiden citrus
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on a ship the weight of a mogami and the length of a fletcher

spring briar
maiden citrus
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the 7'' was considered pretty good at the time, though that obviously interfered with identifying 8'' vs 7'' splashes

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the 8'' are high performance smokeless powder ones

spring briar
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7" is also smokeless tho?

maiden citrus
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yeah just they had gotten rid of them for a while, then the smokeless powder version came into being and they salivated

spring briar
maiden citrus
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also

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During World War I, a "flat-nose" shell was developed for use against submarines. The flat nose allowed the projectile to travel through water with reasonable accuracy.

spring briar
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ye

maiden citrus
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anti sub 8'' gun moment

spring briar
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technical exchange

maiden citrus
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the 7'' one was going to be shipped to france as an artillery piece, but war wound down

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🇺🇸 🤝 🇫🇷

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7'' artillery

spring briar
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the good days

maiden citrus
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I wonder how such a setup would have worked in later conflicts, I don't think things like the brooklyn's had trouble identifying 5'' vs 6'', so hm

spring briar
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dye bags

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ez

maiden citrus
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black = 8''
blue = 7''

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secondary battery beats them black and blue

spring briar
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fuchsia and sky blue

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but not sky blue because you wouldn't be able to spot the hit with the sky in the background

maiden citrus
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me attempting to explain to my navy why the main, secondary and aa gun dyes should be red white and blue

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installation of cage masts

spring briar
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blue is a dumb color to use in dye shells

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for obvious reasons

maiden citrus
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I think it's smart, the enemy won't know what hit them

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with cage masts

spring briar
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france and the us should've united into the first world republic

maiden citrus
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freedome, disciplene

spring briar
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bullying all the servile scum of the earth

maiden citrus
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wow this is surprisingly good

spring briar
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for legal reasons that's a joke

ivory ridge
spring briar
maiden citrus
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careful guys

spring briar
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swivels gun to the left

maiden citrus
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-baywatch gif-

ivory ridge
maiden citrus
spring briar
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and we should've also let Italy join the first world republic

maiden citrus
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a very tiny italian torpedoboot

ivory ridge
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Bote PATTHEDAISHORI

spring briar
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can't post pictures

maiden citrus
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description says it is torpedo boat 56 as (ansaldo shipyard)

ivory ridge
spring briar
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Undy and I, descendants from the Urnfeld culture

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defenders of Europe

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Sea peoples

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enders of the bronze age

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first users of iron

maiden citrus
spring briar
maiden citrus
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there

spring briar
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jebart

spring briar
maiden citrus
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when did france/italy first use iron?

spring briar
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11th century bc

maiden citrus
spring briar
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generally after the late bronze age collapse

maiden citrus
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my european less recent history isn't all that great

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surprisingly we used iron at similar times, such as the olmec using it for mail armor, but it's not smelted

spring briar
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but iron really only became widespread in europe around 500 bc

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actually smelting iron really didn't happen until like
viking times

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since the temperature needed is just so high

maiden citrus
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yeah just that often gets us not counted as entering the iron age to some people

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when it's like, but bro, the iron ore is right there

spring briar
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as long as they can forge it it counts for me lol

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even with garbage iron it's still gonna do better than bronze

maiden citrus
spring briar
junior trench
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eh

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not really

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in terms of material properties the average bronze is better than the average iron

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the problem is availability

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and later, steel

spring briar
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cause to get a bronze sword of better hardness than a workhardened iron sword you need a high tin, workhardened bronze

junior trench
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yes

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because hardness isn't everything

spring briar
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true

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bronze weapons needed to be a little chonkier to have the same stiffness

junior trench
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you can just hammer a bent bronze weapon or tool back into shape, and hammer an edge back onto them

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which also hardens the edge

spring briar
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but the iron could break due to inclusions etc

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yes

maiden citrus
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well we had arsenic bronze too, just thought I'd see what you thought of that

spring briar
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the switch was more so in blades
bronze was still getting used in armor far into the iron age

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since you want that ductility and ability to not shatter

maiden citrus
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it also took the spanish over 100 years to notice native americans could work with platinum

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and learn how to

spring briar
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and all in all tin was so rare back then that the switch was logical

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Rimush (2nd king of Akkad) allegedly ordered a tin statue of himself

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kind of the equivalent of ordering an iridium statue of yourself today

maiden citrus
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In 1735, Antonio de Ulloa and Jorge Juan y Santacilia saw Native Americans mining platinum while the Spaniards were travelling through Colombia and Peru for eight years. Ulloa and Juan found mines with the whitish metal nuggets and took them home to Spain. Antonio de Ulloa returned to Spain and established the first mineralogy lab in Spain and was the first to systematically study platinum, which was in 1748.

spring briar
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and then he invented car catalysts

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lmao

maiden citrus
junior trench
spring briar
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mf literally uses the equivalent of 10 full armies weaponry worth of tin for one statue

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no wonder he got assassinated

spring briar
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cold working is painfully tedious

junior trench
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what if he commissioned an aluminum statue

spring briar
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damn

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maybe he would've gotten a lead statue

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but damn Tutankhamun's iron dagger would've been epic to see

junior trench
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meteoric iron/near steel sort of thing iirc

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which is head and shoulders above the average iron

spring briar
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yes

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nickel

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instead of going with this much cooler narrative
marvel went with vibranium

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I sleep

maiden citrus
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have a good sleeple

spring briar
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goodnight maka

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you should go to bed too actually

maiden citrus
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I work nights, so I just got home a bit ago

spring briar
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ah

maiden citrus
spring briar
spring briar
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@manic latch post soyuz bow

spring briar
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sexy

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more

manic latch
keen crow
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Question: new AP shell who was it on

manic latch
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Richel knows it better

keen crow
rocky wigeon
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Thanks

manic latch
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Yo Richel give details

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You know the shells

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@spring briar

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Bitch i know you are here

keen crow
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Smh asleep on the job

spring briar
# keen crow Question: new AP shell who was it on
The 6crh projectile was introduced in 1938. Originally, these new projectiles were limited to Warspite, Renown, Valiant and Queen Elizabeth. In other words, they were only issued to those ships with the upgraded Mark I/N or Mark I*/N mountings. This was apparently because the projectile handling equipment on the non-modernized ships could not accommodate the longer 6crh shell. Those ships that did not get this handling system upgrade (including HMS Hood) could not use these longer shells, so in their place they were given projectiles with the same shell body and cap but fitted with a shorter 4crh windscreen similar to the older APC Mark Va -- the shells were heavier due to a thicker AP cap and a blunter pointed nose under it (1.3crh), but they were the same length as the earlier Mark Va shells. Following a refit in mid-1940, Barham was outfitted with 6crh projectiles and the surviving ships were modified to use them from late-1941 to mid-1943. Hood, Royal Oak and Repulse apparently never carried 6crh projectiles, as they were all sunk before the necessary modifications could take place.
manic latch
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Good good

keen crow
keen crow
manic latch
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@spring briar

Therapist: Paris with Soyuz style bow is not real. It can't hurt you

spring briar
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yeee

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After her conversion to "Royal Yacht" in 1947, HMS Vanguard rarely carried any main gun ammunition at all and little secondary or AA ammunition, as she had become badly overloaded. "X" turret was put into a state of preservation and was never made functional again while "Y" turret was rendered inoperable in order to allow the use of a sunroom on the after deck. In 1951 Vanguard was tasked as the Home Fleet flagship but she had become primarily a peacetime status symbol. In 1952 the Gunnery Division of the Naval Staff estimated that it would take seven months to get her operational as a warship again. Main armament shoots were seldom performed during this time and those that were conducted used just the forward turrets and are said to have been primarily intended as morale boosters rather than for serious gunnery training. "HMS Vanguard was a pleasant and spacious flagship, but a Naval Staff anxious to increase her combat efficiency seemed faced with a choice between filling an overweight ship with ammunition or with fuel should she actually ever be made into a fully combatant unit." - Eric Grove in "Vanguard to Trident." In 1955, Vanguard was decommissioned for a refit and weight reduction program which was intended to make three of her four turrets operational and allow them to carry their full outfit of 15 inch (38.1 cm) shells for the first time since 1946. Half of her secondary and AA armament was also to be made functional during this refit. However, this program was halted in March of 1956 and she was then placed in reserve. She was sent to the scrapyard in 1960.
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UR moment

ivory ridge
maiden citrus
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I mean hey at least her bow seakeeping is good

spring briar
keen crow
maiden citrus
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just ignore the uh, lower specs on literally everything and not actually being a functional military unit even if the paper specs were true

ivory ridge
maiden citrus
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even the aa guns had reduced ammunition

spring briar
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fun fact: Vanguard had yellow dye in her shells

spring briar
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but new!

ivory ridge
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More vanguard copers

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Faa di Bruno > Vanguard

spring briar
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Faa di Bruno is love

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Faa di Bruno is life

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spaced armor turret umbrella

ivory ridge
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So true

spring briar
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please don't use "so true" when you're actually agreeing

ivory ridge
spring briar
ivory ridge
spring briar
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so true

ivory ridge
spring briar
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trying to outdo a jet developed in the 80's

ivory ridge
delicate beacon
chilly osprey
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@ivory ridge So, looks like Paolo Thaon di Revel is going to Qatar in mid-August.

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She's escorting two ships being delivered to the Qatari navy

manic latch
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As if anyone managed to make a plane better than F22 that's not US

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I still have doubts on even Tempest on passing F-22

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Or maybe we are greatly overestimating F-22. She is still using the electronics and systems from 1980 doesn't she? Mostly the reason why people say F35 is better is the technological advantages

spring briar
chilly osprey
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I mean, yeah, in terms of computing power the F-35 is waaaay ahead of the F-22. The electronics are 15-20 years younger and the system as a whole is intended to work with other systems and be upgraded far more than anything in the 80s ever was.

manic latch
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Is it the "looks good= is good" logic?

desert agate
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Still has a better radar than anything except the F-35

junior trench
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1980s computing power at that scale isn't exactly small

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and is basically where all other planes are at, at best, anyway

manic latch
spring briar
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Sumerian computing power vs Ubaid computing power

desert agate
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How many fps could they run on CS:GO?

delicate beacon
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Can it run doom?

spring briar
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so

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about 0.0000000000001 fps?

chilly osprey
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@spring briar Would you happen to know how thick the plating Dunkerque's belt was secured against was?

I know there's a 60mm teak backing but I'm trying to figure out what was behind that

spring briar
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oh dear

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and it's not in Jordan's book?

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you doing ballistic testing?

chilly osprey
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Not that I can see

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I'm trying to figure out why the increase described earlier in the book is given as from 230mm to 250mm when they expanded protection to be against the 305mm

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The deck armor is reported as going to 140/130mm, which makes sense - that's just adding the 15mm backing plate

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But the belt is confusing me

spring briar
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I'll see what I can find

chilly osprey
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My two hypothesises are;

  1. It's counting a 25mm backing plate

  2. It's including the effect of the 11.5° incline

spring briar
chilly osprey
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11°30 = 11.5° for Dunkerque

11°50 for Strasbourg is 11.83°

spring briar
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also it's 16mm of backing

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ah you're counting it like that

chilly osprey
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Yeah Jordan and Dumas seem to be giving it in minutes rather than decimals

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Otherwise they shouldn't be putting the degree symbol right after the whole number

spiral cedar
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11°30radians

chilly osprey
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... you wouldn't mix radians and degrees, no?

spring briar
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not normally

chilly osprey
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Is this some dark arcane math f*ckery I'm not aware

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Now I'm afraid

spring briar
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blame the Sumerians

spiral cedar
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Just me being annoying about unspecified units

spring briar
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anyways I hope that answers your question, phoe

chilly osprey
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It helps a lot, yeah

desert agate
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And got slightly

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Concerned

chilly osprey
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Lol

spring briar
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Yes hoe

junior trench
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I mean

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not wrong

spring briar
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whatcha plannin tonight

junior trench
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to get very sweaty and tired

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because I work night shifts

spring briar
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hope you're done soon

fierce sparrow
manic latch
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So let's do Stealth rating for planes

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F-35> B-21?>F-22>B-2?>F-117?> J-20>Su-57

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Yeah kinda unsure about bombers

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B-21 is much smaller and younger than B-2 so it gotta have better stealth

junior trench
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??? > ??? > ??? > ??? > ??? > ??? > Su-57/Clean Super Hornet

manic latch
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Ah

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Don't be sad 57, I still love you Rossiya_Pet

shrewd pecan
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At this point I’m pretty sure the F-15 has better RCS than the Su-57

junior trench
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nah

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F-15 asserts dominance through having an old school RCS and the enemy not being able to do shit about it

rapid junco
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@delicate beacon

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The guy who took this picture said he took it today
Around
5 or 6 AM

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And they didn't refloat her yet as Cordova had said

manic latch
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"China is planning to conduct a flight test for an important type of aircraft that has crucial strategic significance

The remark was made by Ge Heping, Party chief of the Chinese Flight Test Establishment, AVIC at a rally meeting on Tuesday"

desert agate
manic latch
shrewd pecan
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Tejas export

manic latch
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Heard rumours of China offering deal to Saudi to mass produce FC-31 together

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Or let's say, the company that owns the FC-31

chilly osprey
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I'm sure US intelligence would be thrilled at the opportunity to look at FC-31's

spiral cedar
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@spring briar Do you have any info on whether the MN tested the K dye bags to see whether colored hit flashes were visually distinct from colored shell splashes under low visibility conditions?

cinder escarp
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The FC-31 isn't a product, they were three unique demonstrators

shrewd pecan
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😆

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gonna get sanctioned over buying a prototype fighter

manic latch
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Oh God MurmMelt

delicate beacon
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Search something. Glowow
Only 3 results. MonarchSad
One of them is Quora OwariWOKE

frigid karma
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Anything funny

delicate beacon
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It was Dutch. Dutch humor isnt funny. MonarchSad

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Picrinic acid has a bitter taste Noteshiro

frigid karma
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sanglune is either taking antiseptics, preserving biological matter, or making bombs

tender monolith
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why pick one?

exotic scarab
#

you can make a bomb out of your mom

subtle prawn
delicate beacon
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Hmmm French 87mm AA gun with 110rpm

spring briar
fierce sparrow
tribal mortar
manic latch
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Yes

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Plymouth

tribal mortar
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just wondering

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Nah, in historical context

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Or did my question is wrong

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Yeah imma search what she looks like in real life

ivory ridge
#

it's a PR ship

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that's all you need to know

manic latch
tribal mortar
fierce sparrow
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Plymouth...

eternal veldt
#

repost, just in case anyone asks in this channel.

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Oops. I see a typo. I am no longer credible. BacheSmug

ivory ridge
#

Now post it on reddit

eternal veldt
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Im waiting for all 5/6 ships first.

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Along with book references.

manic latch
#

Big girl

subtle prawn
spring briar
#

me literally two days ago in another discord:

L'Indomptable, Le Terrible and Le Triomphant stripped their turbines just after launch
Le Malin couldn't "shift in gear" so to say
L'Audacieux had some firebricks fall off on the inside of her boiler
and Le Fantasque grounded
Quite an eventful early life
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lolw

alpine onyx
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you forgot the follow up

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I may use this to write off all French turbines as 100% unreliable regardless of how other ships performed

eternal veldt
#

Should I call this the Veneto Syndrome at this point

alpine onyx
spring briar
#

well
you know your ship is good when you get that kind of hate

alpine onyx
#

looks at WG

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"If Soyuz had been built, she would've been the cream of the world's shipbuilding"

manic latch
alpine onyx
manic latch
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Would be the largest BB of Europe. TOOBASED

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Unless Germany buils H-42

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It's fucking weird Alsace is 45k tons still

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That's 20k lighter than Soyuz

spring briar
#

it's called efficient engineering

manic latch
spring briar
manic latch
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Yeah it made people mald TOOBASED

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Since they aren't used to learning about BB that's not Yamato, Iowa, Bismarck

alpine onyx
#

It was more like listening to a Wehraboo talking about Bismarck

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just with Soyuz

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and with more "what if"

spring briar
#

also Soyuz is definitely overweight due to her sheer width
her overall armor thickness being much thicker than that of the iowas to mitigate the steel being of lower quality etc

manic latch
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Her magazine armor causes the real weight

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Since that part goes 400mm+

spring briar
#

only 70mm

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lmao

alpine onyx
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20ish% thicker belt

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you should read it that way

manic latch
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Yup but also

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Iowa doesn't have armor under magazines right

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Or is the 305mm again

alpine onyx
#

you mean a lower belt?

manic latch
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Like belt under turrets.

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Does her main belt cover there?

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Since it turns to thicker armor for ships like Soyuz and Vanguard

alpine onyx
#

the belt covers the entire length from the bulkhead forward of the A turret until the bulkhead aft of the steering (tho thinning down a good bit aft of the bulkhead behind turret C)

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and is a uniform 305-310ish mm

manic latch
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Yeah find it

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It covers

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Tho

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Kinda weird thing

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Why her ass gets the 343mm?

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The part above her propellers

alpine onyx
#

oh it was thicker there

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not thinner, confused them with the NCs

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probably because there was less if any of an incline there

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while the main belt had 19°

manic latch
#

Soo let's see

Yamato: 72k tons

Montana: 72k tons

Soyuz: 65k Tons

H-39: 63k tons

Iowa (not cold war): 57,540 tons

Vanguard: 51k Tons

Alsace: unknown. Likely 50k tons?

Lion: 47k tons

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Full load only

spring briar
#

which alsace version

manic latch
dapper parcel
#

I always have problem when someone comparing theoretical design with real ship, since invariably they assume almost best (or at least better) case scenario for the theoretical ship while the actual ship suffer from incremental patchwork for problems discovered during construction & service.

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I mean, who knows Soyuz won't get Mogami'd

spring briar
manic latch
manic latch
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But yeah I don't believe British when they say Lion 47k full weight

spring briar
#

alsace with 12 380's I'd put at around 55-56k max

dapper parcel
spring briar
chilly osprey
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51,500 tonnes metric for Alsace N°3 at normal load. So, 50,690 long tons

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So full load is probably circa 3-4k tons greater than that

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Depends on how large her fuel stowage is. Normal load is half of fuel bunkerage in French practice at the time, iirc?

spring briar
#

ngl phoe

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I just took Richie's full load - 37500 + 500 t for Alsace

chilly osprey
#

XD

spring briar
#

which works so

chilly osprey
#

Anywho, idk why there's much surprise over Soyuz weighing so much more than the Alsace N°3 design. She's a physically larger ship (beam is 3.4 meters greater), has a poor hull form, a hull that is likely very weight inefficient and definitely sub-par in construction method (USSR could not do continuous welding, so they were reliant on riveting and spot welding), and above all boasts heavier armor (in raw thickness if not efficiency).

spring briar
#

yeap

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they even say it

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in the naval legends episode

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like

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multiple times

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very underarmed for a ship of her size

manic latch
#

Soviets considered 3 options

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12 356mm

9 406mm

6 457mm

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They choose 9 406 as best

spring briar
#

definitely the best option

eternal veldt
#

The belt always put me off

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nineteen different armour thicknesses

ivory ridge
chilly osprey
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"This will not strain our industrial base that is totally able to meet the minimum required for our cocaine-fueled planning in the first place"

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[Said moments before Stalin started purging people and making things dramatically worse]

eternal veldt
dapper parcel
#

Did they bank on carbon diffusion process being linearly scalable or something?

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Metallurgy is certainly interesting (to me at least) but not often talked about in detail

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I wonder if it also due to their design bureau never touch grass being completely separate from their construction yard Thinkpitz

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As in, the distribution makes sense for a design engineer, but not to a production engineer

eternal veldt
#

If you're asking about why the scheme is arranged this way, it's to do more with protection philosophy

dapper parcel
#

I remember it have something to do with LOS armor thickness from certain angle of engagement

eternal veldt
#

Yea, 16" shell fire.

#

once again.

manic latch
#

Soyuz armor scheme lore

dapper parcel
#

What I'm trying to say was that the complex distribution makes sense theoretically, to a design engineer who want to optimize everything to the fullest

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But not to a production engineer, who want everything to be uniform flat square plate

manic latch
chilly osprey
# dapper parcel What I'm trying to say was that the complex distribution makes sense theoretical...

That tends to be the case when you look at how the Projekt 23 and other projects at the time were designed.

The Soviets wanted everything to be the best they could possible, in terms of armament, protection, speed, endurance, seakeeping, etc - but put very little thought into how that could be achieved, the complexity of construction, adverse impacts of certain qualities they wanted, and this helped turn many of the designs of that era into engineering disasters.

spring briar
#

eh they atleast incorporated the steel issues

chilly osprey
#

Not that there weren't people that couldn't see that this was the case, but it really wasn't the work environment where one could claim the entire project was unworkable

spring briar
#

I expect that soyuz as launched would have a long period of fixing issues

chilly osprey
#

Fundamentally the USSR really needed to wait another 5-7 years before trying to build battleships, especially ones of such ambitious scale

spring briar
#

probably 2+ years

chilly osprey
#

If they had worked through more cruiser designs and gotten a better grasp of how to build a cruiser that wasn't a mess (and they were almost there) and also given their naval industrial base a bit more time to hit the scale necessary to build capital ships, then they should have been perfectly able to build a decent battleship.

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But the Projekt 23's (and 69's) were just way too early

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They could not produce armor and components in the scale they required, and only a variable 30-60% of what they did produce was of sufficient quality to be usable, and that exacerbated all the design issues present that were completely independent of the production problems.

manic latch
spring briar
#

if she gets there, sure

manic latch
spring briar
#

I'm not saying she wouldn't
I'm just saying she could

manic latch
#

Or just enough range for 406mm TOOBASED

chilly osprey
#

She would not have any guns when launched...

tough quail
#

at the end of the day they just kinda started too late to get a properly good battleship going

spring briar
#

like a good bean stew
gotta start that up early in the morning

tough quail
#

they learned quickly given the hilarious jump in quality between kirov and chapayev but not fast enough to get an actual BB going before they went kaput

manic latch
#

Mobile artillery platform Rossiya_Pet

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And of course 203mm artilleries

spring briar
#

put 3 SU-152's on the barbettes

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or even B-4 mortars

manic latch
chilly osprey
#

There are vastly more efficient methods of bringing in such firepower

manic latch
tough quail
#

sure there is

dapper parcel
#

Where such armaments could be sourced for a ship in Leningrad anyway?

tough quail
#

but half of the fun of the wartime VMF is them just janking guns on in the middle of being bombed

manic latch
#

Since she would %100 get focus of German 210mms and Ju-87s

tough quail
#

having the giant slab of a deck is pretty helpful in that regard

#

i doubt she's going to pop like marat

spring briar
#

sometimes it ain't about efficiency or min maxin
sometimes you just gotta do watcha gotta do with whatcha got
no time for all this fancy shmancy stuff
hell naw
big guns and steel all ya need

tough quail
#

i dont think germoney has anything that's going to punch through a flat 6" deck, not to mention the 2" deck below it

chilly osprey
#

She shouldn't explode like Marat just given she's not going to have any ammunition or propellant on her

tough quail
#

great insight

spring briar
#

Sometimes you don’t even have to move

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The enemy will come to you

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Jean Bart moment

tough quail
#

marat and jean bart didnt move to the front, they were the front

dapper parcel
#

the front fell off

manic latch
spring briar
spring briar
manic latch
#

Yamato as war prize to Soviet Union Prayge

ivory ridge
spring briar
#

No no no no

maiden citrus
#

so woke that I awakened from it

#

I have ascended to a new plane

spring briar
spring briar
#

🤮

maiden citrus
#

lolkongo

spring briar
#

also is parizhaya kommunia in wt??

frigid karma
#

damn, quick work on the plymouth page @eternal veldt

manic latch
desert agate
#

or something like that

#

ChenShrug gee wonder why cool people get warned and evicted but others get away with that sort of thing
really makes you think

ivory ridge
#

Sang getting evicted for posting AL content omegalul

#

this server is a fucking joke i swear to god

maiden citrus
#

friendship ended with rogue translators, now rogue mod is my best friend

ivory ridge
#

and then you guys wonder why this server is made fun of in all the other AL servers

desert agate
#

no fun allowed now keep posting warship photos and ignoring the fact that this is an azur lane server and an azur lane official history channel

#

no azur lane allowed

frigid karma
#

that ship is in Azur Lane, evicted

#

no azur lane ships allowed

ivory ridge
#

so true

#

why the fuck would you even evict one of the biggest contributors to the channel

#

do you guys just want to kill it

desert agate
#

you reckon if i start supporting russia i'd be able to avoid getting into trouble for posting off topic

ivory ridge
#

so true

alpine onyx
#

no more Sang?

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But who will answer Dutch bote questions then?

ivory ridge
#

just ping the moderators for that

#

im sure they will be happy to do that

#

after all they caused the problem

alpine onyx
#

I can ask Mods about Project 1047?

maiden citrus
#

I would make a joke on how now we don't have to compensate the dutch with war prizes, but

alpine onyx
maiden citrus
#

he is not here to see the joke

#

so it feels empty

desert agate
#

free our boy

#

he done nothing wrong

alpine onyx
#

and here I had blueprints of the 1940 type torpedobote, which was half Dutch

tough quail
#

tabs in

#

immediately gets an aneurysm and dies

alpine onyx
#

Look cute she is

desert agate
#

too bad sang cant be here to enjoy it

manic latch
#

Wait. I thought Sang was joking

#

I don't get why he is banned

desert agate
#

doesnt like russia enough clearly bukiPride

frigid karma
#

off-topic apparently

#

since he dared to post AL pic of plymouth

tough quail
#

because certain mods have critical synapse failures and their brains tumble out of their skulls

maiden citrus
#

be careful talking about new pr ships

desert agate
#

some are cool tho love you tea

manic latch
frigid karma
#

Hey guys does anyone know how [redacted] is related to edinburgh

desert agate
#

hey should we tell the mods to unpin silvers pr ships document?

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because

#

its clearly offtopic

ivory ridge
#

so true

#

cant believe people are talking about AL in an AL server

desert agate
#

ikr

#

the audacity

tough quail
#

im not one to gripe and bitch about mods that often

#

but man

frigid karma
#

especially fake

and

nonhistorical ships

tough quail
#

what a fucking moron

frigid karma
#

you know what

#

evict silver too

desert agate
#

hey no horse you'll get warned for that

frigid karma
#

how dare he post about pr ships

tough quail
#

horrifying

alpine onyx
#

So if we talk about Roon, it'd be bannable, because Roon is as unhistorical of a ship as she could be?

ivory ridge
#

last time about the vanguard announcement being changed from KGV to vanguard class

maiden citrus
#

pros: mentioning roon is bannable

ivory ridge
#

totally not history

tough quail
#

well no she's actually plenty historical, ironically enough

ivory ridge
#

nonono

maiden citrus
#

cons: mentioning roon is bannable

tough quail
#

because terras literally just

#

drew a p-class

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instead of the fake wows design

alpine onyx
#

Okay fair

tough quail
#

which still baffles me to this day

frigid karma
#

lack of effort

#

i mean, look at haku's 100mm gun or drake's early sketches

alpine onyx
#

but the inspiration is so awful the artist did the right thing

frigid karma
#

barely resemble an actual turret, let alone the real gun

tough quail
#

no but thats not it

#

its not that he drew her badly

#

the actual ship parts are accurate and detailed well enough

manic latch
tough quail
#

..just

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for the wrong ship

#

she has enormous 283mm turrets, too many 6" guns and a P-class funnel

manic latch
#

Still better than Hutten. She only has a Scythe for "hull"

frigid karma
#

also uh
georgia 127 💀

tough quail
#

eh who gives a shit

#

georgia still has a better rigging than 99% of the ships ingame

maiden citrus
#

georgia is georgia, enough said

please don't ban me for talking about a pr ship

manic latch
#

Damn got warned feelssadman

#

No war thunder I guess

#

Spon is the snitch

tough quail
#

spon was the red mod all along

maiden citrus
#

at least you won't get evicted

eager dove
#

spon sus

desert agate
#

amogus

maiden citrus
#

since protected class and all

tough quail
#

wait maybe thats why we keep getting completely asinine bannings

#

spon is just doing it while drunk

desert agate
#

im not drunk im just really really tired

maiden citrus
#

berci didn't get banned he got promoted to red mod

eager dove
#

least power hungry internet janitor

maiden citrus
spiral cedar
desert agate
#

oh fuck

maiden citrus
#

crap my emote is from the rtw server

#

also a video game

tough quail
#

you can discuss among us only after ten years have passed since someone last made an amogus joke

#

then it counts as history

maiden citrus
#

so I can discuss skyrim

manic latch
#

PepeStare a mod is ghosting us right now

tough quail
#

yes we're aware

maiden citrus
#

is skyrim history or current affairs

#

todd answer us

eager dove
#

there are orange names inside my walls

desert agate
#

its the reds tho

tough quail
#

how does skyrim affect geopolitics

manic latch
#

Imagine If dragons were real. Ships would invest on AA faster

spiral cedar
#

Dragons are from an anime, meaning it’s off topic. Banned

tough quail
#

but the AL anime had those bizarrely detailed and accurate warship models

manic latch
tough quail
#

you know what that means boys

manic latch
#

Nooo

maiden citrus
tough quail
#

since boats are now banned do y'all want to talk about

somber knoll
#

D for Dragon

tough quail
#

uhh

#

funny bmp variants

desert agate
#

no horse theres that tank girl game thats banned too now

tough quail
#

fuck

spiral cedar
#

Just don’t if they’re too funny. As that might make them qualify as a meme and those are banned

maiden citrus
#

idk, kinda hard to feel like being in this server with people like that calling shots

somber knoll
#

looks for topic from recent Gun Jesus videos
welp nope.

spiral cedar
somber knoll
#

poof

manic latch
maiden citrus
#

was that kremlin caring if I'm here or not

manic latch
#

Classified

spring briar
#

Damn

maiden citrus
#

you had a chance to be wholesome right there

thorny scarab
maiden citrus
#

we're attempting to decide what history counts as

desert agate
#

you guys banned it

spring briar
#

I like the bronze age

ivory ridge
#

Where fair moderation?

tough quail
#

well we had some until y'all banned one of the regulars for talking about the PR girls

#

it do be like that sometimes

spring briar
#

Poor sang

maiden citrus
#

maybe he was almost done building a capital ship

#

and that's why he randomly got banned

#

poor dutch

tough quail
#

the wehrmacht at it again

thorny scarab
#

You guys realize he’s evicted for off topic and not banned, right.

somber knoll
manic latch
#

How long evict lasts

desert agate
#

yeah and its kinda unfair because it was literally on topic

tough quail
#

just as stupid, given relating the new girls to history is a completely valid topic

maiden citrus
#

ah yes there's my warn

desert agate
#

he was just moving an off topic discussion out of #al-lore into #history where it could be on topic

spring briar
frigid karma
#

off topic
literally server about AL
new ship called plymouth comes out and he explains he's asking for historical info on it

spring briar
frigid karma
#

too bad it wasn't a russian pr, maybe he'd be here

spring briar
#

For whatever reason

somber knoll
#

best Hoplite armor was late bronze too

alpine onyx
#

@spring briar yo, did I ask you for data on the turning behaviour of the Dunkeks already? If not, hand the data over

spring briar
#

Then again. Sometimes due to sheer chance a bloke managed to make mild steel

ivory ridge
spring briar
alpine onyx
maiden citrus
#

and are spam warning people for being upset about it

spring briar
alpine onyx
#

do you have sum for Richie maybe?

fast nacelle
#

This is certainly not the channel to be upset about it

manic latch
desert agate
#

ChenShrug why would we not be upset?

#

you just kicked a friend for nothing

ivory ridge
#

Literally 1984

maiden citrus
#

the one dude here who knew everything about the dutch navy

ivory ridge
#

Warning one user after the other wont fix anythinf

spiral cedar
frigid karma
strong plank
fast nacelle
#

Them being your friend or not is irrelevant, please refocus your discussion here

frigid karma
fast nacelle
manic latch
spring briar
#

Wrong reply xd

spring briar
strong plank
#

so wait lemme get this straight

maiden citrus
#

and what will that do when you shot down the appeal

alpine onyx
#

Hand it over

frigid karma
#

it's not that he's our friend, but that he's literally one of the biggest contributor of various historical blueprints and designs

tough quail
#

regal has entered the arena

frigid karma
#

and he gets banned for uh

#

posting an AL tweet

#

best logic

strong plank
#

posting an official AL tweet = ban
repeating authoritarian propaganda = all good man

tough quail
#

oh no teas actually here

maiden citrus
#

well we should listen to what he has to say

strong plank
#

y'all mods need to police each other the same way you police us

humble mulch
#

Guys
I'll be the one who fucking mutes you all
please go to #discord-feedback and voice your concerns there. You will unironcally get warned for bitching in here regardless of what it is. Write out your paragraphs and send it there.

tough quail
#

i think you kinda missed the part where nobody really cares

spiral cedar
#

History eh…how about the history of stupid laws throughout history? That should be fine Thinkpitz

maiden citrus
#

well I guess that's that, it's a lost cause

tough quail
#

there's a point where the system breaks down

manic latch
#

True

spring briar
#

I’m french
We can talk about revolution

frigid karma
#

go to #discord-feedback and what? tell the mods to stop banning people for reasonable things? good luck lmao

manic latch
#

Ask Avrora

spiral cedar
#

Since the 19th century, marrying a corpse – aka necromancy – has been legal in France. This dates back to times when being born out of wedlock was a social taboo. If your husband died in battle before you could get married, and you were pregnant, necromancy made your children legitimate. The dead’s consent is established by family members or an existing engagement. The law took its specific, current form in 1959 after a dam burst, killing 423 people.

spring briar
#

Suave

#

That’s actually a very sensible policy

tough quail
#

that's

#

bizarrely practical

#

for something that should be batshit insane

spring briar
#

Yeah

#

This is the penultimate

frigid karma
#

it's france

spring briar
#

“They got is in the first half”-legislature

frigid karma
#

they uh

#

they probably have one practical one for 500 other horny ones

spiral cedar
#

In 1571, Parliament passed a law forcing all non-nobles to wear a wool cap on Sundays and holidays. Lawbreakers faced a 3-farthing fine. Parliament passed the officious legislation to boost the domestic wool industry, which found itself in dire straits in 1571. This law was absurd even in its day, and Parliament repealed it in 1597.

tough quail
#

y'all want some bmps fam

strong plank
#

yo

#

should we put together some sort of irl history Q&A on the new PRs like jaba did for vanguard?

alpine onyx
#

Tank went through a cold river

spring briar
strong plank
#

or would that get a warn too

spring briar
frigid karma
#

even the fucking dolphins

#

A village on the coast of France has banned swimming in the presence of Zafar, a bottlenose dolphin that has become problematically horny.

Roger Lars, the mayor of Landévennec, issued a regulation last week that prohibits people from swimming and diving on the shoreline when Zafar is present, as well as coming within 50 yards of him.

spring briar
#

Ayo my brother Zafar

strong plank
spring briar
#

Ikr

ivory ridge
#

Close enough probably

tough quail
#

im going to laugh my ass clean off my body if they actually axe that pin

spiral cedar
#

1957 so it counts as history

In Calaveras County, California, the annual frog-jumping contest is a big draw. The contest is won by the croaker that jumps the furthest. An incredible 4,000 frogs entered in 2007 alone. Frog-jumping competitions are serious business, and subject to a baffling 1957 state law. ‘If such a frog dies or is killed, it… may not be eaten or otherwise used for any purpose’.

spring briar
strong plank
#

An incredible 4,000 frogs entered in 2007 alone

somber knoll
strong plank
#

how

tough quail
#

these frogs will be buried as war heroes

strong plank
#

the frogs themselves entered?

frigid karma
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In the 1960s, NASA funded an experiment to teach dolphins how to make human-like sounds and learn English. Though most of the trainers would work during the day and leave at night, one trainer, Margaret Howe Lovatt, decided to take it one step further and live in the facility with a dolphin named Peter, according to a 2014 article in The Guardian. But Peter soon began showing sexual interest in Lovatt, rubbing himself against her knee, foot or hand. Eventually, when the experiments ended, Peter was transported to another facility, where he allegedly "committed suicide" by consciously not taking another breath, according to The Guardian.
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tough luck bro

spring briar
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frigid karma
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also, what the fuck was NASA doing to teach DOLPHINS fucking NEGLISH

tough quail
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probably some neo MKUltra nonsense

spiral cedar
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It was the thing at the time

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Dolphins are somewhat intelligent

tough quail
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we're going to teach dolphins to seduce PLAN officers

strong plank
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some scientists probably did a line of coke before watching free willy

frigid karma
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yeah but their vocal range is

spiral cedar
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And there were various linguistic theories about language aquisition

strong plank
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also wait

spiral cedar
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Someone needed to try it