lexington-general

[sleek crest]

ankara

[woven marsh]

I know

[sleek crest]

anakara means mainland

[woven marsh]

Autocorrect

Once in Bodrum

Holy hell I have to fight with my auto dad for that

Auto dad

[ripe aspen]

[arctic hawk]

As opposed to your manual mom?

[woven marsh]

Your bunny wrote

[sleek crest]

id like to go to like Petersburg in russia tbh

[woven marsh]

Don’t

Bunch of posh assholes pretending to be Europeans pretending to be Russians

[cobalt wyvern]

foreigner: I want to go to X country
guy from X country: don't

[sleek crest]

lmao

[cobalt wyvern]

seen this so many times

[arctic hawk]

Russia is the Brazil of Europe and Asia.

Just don't.

[woven marsh]

Foreigner: I don’t want to go to Brazil

Brazilian: PLS COME TO BRAZIL

[cobalt wyvern]

Russia is the magical land

where anything can happen

[sleek crest]

yeah tbh id rather go to poland

[cobalt wyvern]

there are 4 magical lands in the world

Russia

China

[sleek crest]

id eat pierogis and stufdy

[ripe aspen]

britain

[cobalt wyvern]

India

and Brazil

[arctic hawk]

Someone else had that idea in the 1940s.

[cobalt wyvern]

literally anything can happen in those 4 countries

[woven marsh]

South Africa

[sleek crest]

berlin to warsaw in one tank

[ripe aspen]

b r i t a i n

[woven marsh]

That’s literally BRICS

[cobalt wyvern]

BRICS is a magic alliance

[sleek crest]

yeah

[cobalt wyvern]

of wizards and brazilians

[sleek crest]

magic makes them strong

[woven marsh]

BRICS. Where death by a falling brick is a reality

Okay I don’t wanna make that joke but

[sleek crest]

but the places you went to in turkey are actually chill

[arctic hawk]

Do it.

[woven marsh]

Red Name. Mainz enjoyer.

[sleek crest]

tho be aware of overpriced garbage for tourists

[woven marsh]

You’re literally Hitler

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

I have Prinz Eugen in AL

I'm literally Hitler

[woven marsh]

Literally Hitler

[arctic hawk]

I have a KMS fleet in AL.
They called me the 4th reich.

[sleek crest]

literally hitler

[cobalt wyvern]

you make Hitler look moderate

[woven marsh]

I

[arctic hawk]

Talk about commitment to a joke.

[ripe aspen]

imagine having a coloured name

[woven marsh]

This is all I can say

[arctic hawk]

White Power, amirite

[woven marsh]

White man

Holy shit that was racist

[cobalt wyvern]

people of color

[ripe aspen]

im not even a male

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

White dog, then.

Dog is a gender, right?

[ripe aspen]

HSSBJSNSXV

[woven marsh]

Depends on the country

[arctic hawk]

Fuck it, what isn't a gender these days.

[woven marsh]

As I have said

[cobalt wyvern]

Male

[arctic hawk]

HERESY

[woven marsh]

If it’s the US - sure

Dog is a gender

[sleek crest]

some people claim 80 different genders

[ripe aspen]

srs tho i am just your average female

[cobalt wyvern]

holy shit

[arctic hawk]

80?

Them's rookie numbers.

[woven marsh]

girls don’t play games

[sleek crest]

yeah of course us

[arctic hawk]

Females...exist?

[woven marsh]

[sleek crest]

impossible

[woven marsh]

Girl: I am a girl

[arctic hawk]

unpossible

[sleek crest]

[cobalt wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/199126650317832192/787092748279873566/EjQLjKQWoAUmlqK.png?width=1119&height=616 tfw female playing ship woman game

[woven marsh]

The entire chat:

[arctic hawk]

Why is Scott the Woz on my screen.

Get'im out.

HISSSSS

[cobalt wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/199126650317832192/787092748279873566/EjQLjKQWoAUmlqK.png?width=1119&height=616 no

[woven marsh]

Okay but that’s nothing compared to my guild

[ripe aspen]

[woven marsh]

Hear me out

[arctic hawk]

You motherf

[woven marsh]

We have a girl

AND

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

She’s from Brazil

[cobalt wyvern]

slams desk

[arctic hawk]

You have a what

[cobalt wyvern]

gentlemen

woman

[woven marsh]

And her boyfriend kidnaps her once a month

[sleek crest]

slaps top of guild

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

This sounds familiar.

[sleek crest]

slaps top of guild

[woven marsh]

We can fit so much crime in here

[cobalt wyvern]

inb4 our memes bully voll out of this chat

[ripe aspen]

[woven marsh]

Why wouldn’t we

[arctic hawk]

I mean, he freely admitted he's not a dude.

If you have the balls to come out of the closet on Discord, you can tank anything.

[woven marsh]

Also I identify as an AGI

[cobalt wyvern]

pronouns: exist
Nero: no

[sleek crest]

"he"

[arctic hawk]

they

[woven marsh]

Mfw I see nothing wrong with this sentence

[cobalt wyvern]

my pronoun is Snail

[woven marsh]

Okay moneybags

[cobalt wyvern]

or he if you're lazy

[arctic hawk]

Snail said so.

[ripe aspen]

Nero's current objective: use every pronoun thats not she/her

[woven marsh]

It’s a fleet

[cobalt wyvern]

Nero is a gamer

[woven marsh]

Not a company

[cobalt wyvern]

he's not allowed to respect women

[woven marsh]

You can’t play it like monopoly

[arctic hawk]

Respect what

[cobalt wyvern]

wahmen @arctic hawk

[woven marsh]

Wahmen

[arctic hawk]

Nein.

Der forbidden word.

[woven marsh]

9 what?

[cobalt wyvern]

it's ok guys i heavily respect Prinz Eugen

[sleek crest]

@ripe aspen i have seen so many guys with girl pfp i cant even recognize who is a girl anymore

[cobalt wyvern]

that's why I bought her swimsuit skin

[sleek crest]

also hear me out

[cobalt wyvern]

I just respect her that much

[ripe aspen]

how is he a simp

[sleek crest]

a guy simped for a local ministry

[arctic hawk]

In all honesty, I don't care who's a girl and who's a guy.

[sleek crest]

literally

[arctic hawk]

Y'all just letters on a screen to me.

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean snails can be both genders

so I'm potentially using a female pfp

[arctic hawk]

spoot hair

[ripe aspen]

are you guys even real 😳

[arctic hawk]

Checks out.

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm not real

fades away

[arctic hawk]

is this the real life?

[woven marsh]

Same

[arctic hawk]

is this just fantasy?

[ripe aspen]

no

[arctic hawk]

caught in a landslide.

[sleek crest]

are you? 😳

[arctic hawk]

no escape from reality.

[cobalt wyvern]

buenos adios master @woven marsh

PS2 sound

[arctic hawk]

open your eyes.

[woven marsh]

Mama

[arctic hawk]

look up to the skies and see.

[woven marsh]

I’ve simped again

[ripe aspen]

[arctic hawk]

i'm just a poor boy.

[sleek crest]

all i see is my ceiling

[arctic hawk]

i need no simpathy.

[cobalt wyvern]

but ye we're just kidding @ripe aspen

I think

[arctic hawk]

because I'm easy come, easy go.

[woven marsh]

Simpathy

[arctic hawk]

little high, little low.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

anyway the wind blows,

doesn't really matter to me.

[sleek crest]

closet simp detected

[ripe aspen]

yeye no offense taken

[arctic hawk]

to me.

[cobalt wyvern]

I

SEE

A

[woven marsh]

Dead people

[arctic hawk]

mama.

just killed a man.

[cobalt wyvern]

SILHOUETTO OF A MAN

[arctic hawk]

put a gun against his head.

pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

mama.

[sleek crest]

what is going on in this chat anymore

[arctic hawk]

life had just begun.

[woven marsh]

#lexington-general

[ripe aspen]

idk

[sleek crest]

nero are you ok

[ripe aspen]

no

[woven marsh]

Time to return to Monke

[ripe aspen]

[arctic hawk]

but now I've gone and thrown it all away.

[arctic hawk]

MAMA

oooooooooooo

didn't mean to make you cry.

[woven marsh]

Why am I signing this in my head tho

[arctic hawk]

if I'm not back again this time tomorrow

[arctic hawk]

carry on, carry on.

as if nothing really matters.

[sleek crest]

golden meme template

[arctic hawk]

too late.

my time has come.

send shivers down my spine.

body's aching all the time.

goodbye, everybody.

[woven marsh]

Bye

[arctic hawk]

i've got to go.

[woven marsh]

Okay mate see ya later

[arctic hawk]

gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

[ripe aspen]

new creepypasta acquired

[arctic hawk]

MAMA

ooooooooooooooooooo

[woven marsh]

In a while crocodile

[arctic hawk]

i don't wanna die.

[sleek crest]

to be honest i have such an uncaring and toxic mom things that say mama and stuff make me laugh out loud

[arctic hawk]

sometimes wish I've never been born at all.

[sleek crest]

nah man i dont go that far

anime thighs keep me alive

[cobalt wyvern]

hey guys look at this totally real pencil painting I just made

now give me reddit gold

[woven marsh]

I don’t remember that part of the song

[arctic hawk]

i see a little silhouetto of a man

scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango

[sleek crest]

legit 💯

[woven marsh]

You gonna make an edit ido?

[arctic hawk]

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING, REALLY-REALLY FRIGHTNING ME

galileo

GALILEO

galileo

GALILEO FIGARO

magnificaaAAOOOOOOOOoooo

[sleek crest]

what the heck

[woven marsh]

Nobody is even surprised anymore

That’s the state of #lexington-general

[arctic hawk]

i'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

[woven marsh]

We just know it’s how it should be

[arctic hawk]

HE'S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY

SPEAR HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTRUOSITY

[cobalt wyvern]

this chat is drunk again

[jagged tendon]

https://youtu.be/s4csJK3imFs

[arctic hawk]

easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

[sleek crest]

nero is astral travelling again

[jagged tendon]

The flex

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Ok, I'm done. I never knew how to spell that name and I'm not ruining this streak by googling it.

Just finish the rest of the song in your heads.

[woven marsh]

Nero

[sleek crest]

nero go get some sleep

[woven marsh]

Hey Nero

[arctic hawk]

What, I like the bohemian rhapsody.

[woven marsh]

I liked your performance

[ripe aspen]

👍

[woven marsh]

👏

[arctic hawk]

Ok, you can tone down the sarcasm.

[cobalt wyvern]

Çeşir

[arctic hawk]

And you don't have a pink name yet, why?

[sleek crest]

turk approves

[cobalt wyvern]

the image doesn't load on my PC for some reason

[sleek crest]

but it will be better if you put that ice cream guy thingy on her hands

[ripe aspen]

no colour name moment

[sleek crest]

i hate them too

too annoying smh

[sleek crest]

when a british maid marries a turkish paşa

[cobalt wyvern]

send this to your friends with no context

"Paşa-sama!"

[sleek crest]

Paşa is already a honorary title

[cobalt wyvern]

ik

I'm just memeing

Pasha is like calling someone "Sir" iirc

[sleek crest]

not really tbh

[arctic hawk]

pasa-sama
sir-sir

[jagged tendon]

Wait you were singing bohemian rapsody?

[arctic hawk]

I was.

[jagged tendon]

I thought you guys were talking about this one

[ripe aspen]

nero was

[cobalt wyvern]

I mean it's similar

[jagged tendon]

https://youtu.be/08yiLWsXxJI

[cobalt wyvern]

or like Lord

[sleek crest]

sama is like putting someone in a pedestal

[cobalt wyvern]

no matter the server

[sleek crest]

"milord" would be better

[cobalt wyvern]

I get Turksplained

[jagged tendon]

Thats the first thing it came to mind

[sleek crest]

😂

[arctic hawk]

@jagged tendon I tend to sing the Bohemian Rhapsody if a certain string of words prompts the first line in the song.

[sleek crest]

you can't escape from us

[cobalt wyvern]

for every 1 Eastern European I find in Discord

[sleek crest]

we are everywhere

[cobalt wyvern]

there are 5 Turks

[jagged tendon]

Lol

[ripe aspen]

Lexington General, folks

[arctic hawk]

5 turks and a Queen enthusiast.

And a girl, allegedly.

[sleek crest]

i would like to know your state of mind rn

[cobalt wyvern]

you see

[sleek crest]

you are confused asf rn probably

[cobalt wyvern]

90% of Canadian identity

is not being America

[ripe aspen]

yes

[cobalt wyvern]

and really liking the Commonwealth = not being America

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-denzel-washington-chuckles-hehe-gif-5032462

[sleek crest]

no one is american

[cobalt wyvern]

so if I don't main the HMS faction

then I'm a filthy Ameritard

which is a big nono

[arctic hawk]

Don't make me re-install Fallout 3, pl0x

[sleek crest]

if you are American you are from the native tribes

[cobalt wyvern]

ok

United Stater

[jagged tendon]

Does english have a name for americans besides americans?

[ripe aspen]

me who doesnt have a single American ship past friendly affinity

[arctic hawk]

Dumbfuckistan.

[jagged tendon]

[ripe aspen]

[sleek crest]

its also called the place where %80 of r**ard population in the world comes from

[woven marsh]

can’t be a Stan

Also you’re breaking the #rules

[sleek crest]

stan is usually a turkic thing tbh

[cobalt wyvern]

my parents who are immigrants to Canada already talk about America with a super condesending tone

[arctic hawk]

Ye, that's the joke.

[cobalt wyvern]

they're becoming true Canadians

[ripe aspen]

[arctic hawk]

Don't be a snitch and we're coo'.

[cobalt wyvern]

noooo

I liked nero

he was funny

[jagged tendon]

No but seriously in portuguese we have "estadounidense" instead of americans

[sleek crest]

the heck

[jagged tendon]

Nobody uses it cause its easier to say americans or a pile of idiots but we have it

[sleek crest]

where are you from btw voll

[woven marsh]

We have so many names for Americans

Obviously

[cobalt wyvern]

hey guys wanna see a really unfunny joke?

[ripe aspen]

US but i hate it here

[woven marsh]

I’ve already seen you

[cobalt wyvern]

no I'm funny

[sleek crest]

yeah id say the worst first world country

[cobalt wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/461381136661217283/788187787538726973/i-sexually-identify-as-a-yamato-class-battleship-displacing-65-027-21711879.png unfunny joke

[woven marsh]

No, you’re a snail

[arctic hawk]

He has a funny profile pic, he checks out.

[sleek crest]

id take canada gladly

[cobalt wyvern]

goddamn you got me

[woven marsh]

Me: swipes left

[sleek crest]

also when do you guys think yamato would be in al

[cobalt wyvern]

idk what's less funny

[woven marsh]

Unread: GPH

[cobalt wyvern]

the joke itself

or the caption

[arctic hawk]

Yes

[sleek crest]

and how would she look like

[woven marsh]

The caption is cringe

[ripe aspen]

shinano

[arctic hawk]

Also yes.

[woven marsh]

The meme is cringe

[cobalt wyvern]

r/comedycemetery + r/comedyhomicide

how do you do that

[arctic hawk]

Shinano is Yamato-class, not Yamato herself.

[woven marsh]

Comedygenocide

[sleek crest]

she is a yamato-CLASS

[ripe aspen]

thats the joke

[sleek crest]

not yamato

[cobalt wyvern]

comedygenocide is memes that shouldn't exist @woven marsh

[arctic hawk]

Ah, son of a taint.

[cobalt wyvern]

comedyhomicide is memes ruined by captions

[woven marsh]

Like this one

[arctic hawk]

Got gotted by a grill.

[woven marsh]

I don’t want it to exist

[arctic hawk]

Time to commit senbonzakura.

[cobalt wyvern]

comedycemetery is unfunny memes

[woven marsh]

First and last time

[ripe aspen]

wait no

[jagged tendon]

Hey the world needed something to laugh at

[woven marsh]

Bruh is this like

[cobalt wyvern]

comedynecromancy is unfunny memes turned funny @woven marsh

[woven marsh]

#lexington-general after dark?

[ripe aspen]

yeah

[arctic hawk]

No, this is Patr---I'm not doing that stupid joke.

[woven marsh]

You just did

[cobalt wyvern]

wait no

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Didn't.

[cobalt wyvern]

it's called comedynecrophillia

[arctic hawk]

Ido, the more you type, the worse it gets.

||keep going||

[woven marsh]

It’s like a bad fetish

You know it’s awful

But you can’t stop

[arctic hawk]

Remember how I was amazed at how most things Ido typed fit his profile pic?

[ripe aspen]

corn

[arctic hawk]

Yea, that never stopped.

[arctic hawk]

[cobalt wyvern]

@woven marsh

[woven marsh]

Bruh

[ripe aspen]

[cobalt wyvern]

[woven marsh]

[sleek crest]

[visual mountain]

What gun should i give to aurora

[woven marsh]

Is that AL

[ripe aspen]

yes

[woven marsh]

In my #lexington-general?

[visual mountain]

[woven marsh]

Also which

Aurora or Avrora?

[visual mountain]

The one i spelled

[woven marsh]

[jagged tendon]

Give her that siren laser
Aurora Beam

[ripe aspen]

[sleek crest]

[woven marsh]

My cpu cores are imploding rn

[visual mountain]

If i meant Russian one i would have put the emote

[woven marsh]

What hull type is Aurora

My brain

[visual mountain]

[arctic hawk]

Don't mind me, just a BGM in .gif format passing through

[visual mountain]

Cl

[woven marsh]

I hear the metal version with this

[visual mountain]

[ripe aspen]

[jagged tendon]

I cant unhear the lyrics of her bgm

[ripe aspen]

i have never listened to that

[woven marsh]

A CL Gun

[arctic hawk]

You're missing out.

[woven marsh]

What world are you taking her to

[arctic hawk]

Mario World

[sleek crest]

Rousseau was a man of culture

[arctic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-run-motorcycle-gif-17321858

[woven marsh]

You gain brain cells listening to that BGM

Then you lose all of them listening to Aqua BGM

[arctic hawk]

Also, legit good art, I really like this piece.

[jagged tendon]

https://youtu.be/VM-h9Gd1xLg

There

[woven marsh]

@visual mountain

[arctic hawk]

Ye, I know'em.

[woven marsh]

BGM has lyrics?

[arctic hawk]

It do.

[jagged tendon]

Listen to it

[woven marsh]

The fuk

[sleek crest]

be like that

[jagged tendon]

You wont be able to unhear it

[woven marsh]

I’m not turning that shit on

[ripe aspen]

ok so then id rather not

[visual mountain]

To pve

[jagged tendon]

Do it

[arctic hawk]

Just listen to her BGM, then the metal version.

They're both good.

[sleek crest]

i bet there is a nightcore

version of it

[arctic hawk]

Fuck nightcore.

[ripe aspen]

how about

[visual mountain]

Yes

[sleek crest]

i also dont like it

[woven marsh]

What world

[visual mountain]

Yes

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

Top tier conversation.

[sleek crest]

truly the epitome of civilization

[jagged tendon]

Monke conversation

[arctic hawk]

It's like starting Skyrim with Speech 4 instead of 15.

[woven marsh]

If it’s W11 and below - SeattleGun
W12 and above nodes - NepGun

You sent that counting thing yesterday

You truly can’t count

[arctic hawk]

No idea what's going on, so Imma just

[woven marsh]

[visual mountain]

Imagine having multiple Seattle guns

[ripe aspen]

imagine caring about reposts

jkjk

[arctic hawk]

Speaking of original content.

[woven marsh]

Use a Chapgun/Belgun then

[visual mountain]

All memes are repost

[woven marsh]

Repost

[arctic hawk]

no u

[ripe aspen]

is this image going to have worse quality every time or

[woven marsh]

I literally made this

[arctic hawk]

EVERY meme is a repost.

Including the original.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

And thus, the cycle is complete.

[sleek crest]

nice seele pfp btw

i realized it now

[woven marsh]

[ripe aspen]

man ive had it for a WHILE but thanks

[arctic hawk]

Bridal Z23 should react with that image everytime someone does individually.

[sleek crest]

i second this

damn i want a soda but all i got is normal seltzer

[arctic hawk]

Since Kroto likes it the most, he should suggest it on the feedback channel.

[sleek crest]

that shit is bitter

[woven marsh]

Imagine not drinking pure water

HydroHomies gang

[ripe aspen]

pure water gang

[sleek crest]

seltzer kinda sucks tbh

[arctic hawk]

Imagine not having a 2.5L bottle of Coke at your side 24/7

[sleek crest]

i dont like coke

too sweet

[ripe aspen]

imagine not having a whole reusable water bottle full of water with you 24/7

[sleek crest]

how about disposable

[woven marsh]

Ew

Pollution

[ripe aspen]

[sleek crest]

holy shit the mad lad

[woven marsh]

Was the money necessary

[arctic hawk]

2lazy2move it

[sleek crest]

which money is it anyway

[arctic hawk]

RON

[sleek crest]

wut

[woven marsh]

I wanna see the Oscar

[ripe aspen]

i think i put too much salt on my fries

[woven marsh]

Romanian stolen money

[sleek crest]

[arctic hawk]

"Oscar for best friend"

[sleek crest]

there is literally nothing to drink

[woven marsh]

Beautiful

Eggs

[ripe aspen]

@woven marsh

so i showed it to my friends

[woven marsh]

I have

If this is what returning to Monke means

I never wish to return to Monke

[arctic hawk]

unflipped be like

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

[jagged tendon]

Poor dude has an arm inside his cheeks

[woven marsh]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[jagged tendon]

Oh no, i just realized
Well shit

[sleek crest]

realized what

[leaden arrow]

Nice

[jagged tendon]

That I pulled a gura move

[arctic hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/331316693941092362/788148923654340625/video0_5.mp4

[sleek crest]

i got out of the rabbit hole a while ago

so i dont really get it

[woven marsh]

Dr. Man

[sleek crest]

zero anus anus

[jagged tendon]

I understood as captain shit

[arctic hawk]

I love how he almost loses it at "Poke my ass"

[sleek crest]

fr

[leaden arrow]

done sorting my Stellaris mods, now I have 101 mods installed

[arctic hawk]

[woven marsh]

Weak

[arctic hawk]

mods.

[leaden arrow]

eeeyy, I need my weeb mods ok ?

no weeb, no life

[arctic hawk]

You should install Dark Souls mods on Stellaris.

[ripe aspen]

lolwut

[leaden arrow]

just like Russki and vodka ey

you get me, me get you

understando ?

[arctic hawk]

DELET

[woven marsh]

I don’t think this man has watched enough porn

[jagged tendon]

[woven marsh]

Catdog!

[dapper plank]

[sleek crest]

exactly

[arctic hawk]

Imagine being mad PornHub deleted their videos

[jagged tendon]

Cog

[sleek crest]

man he hasnt seen shit

[woven marsh]

I can still remember the intro song

I hated that show as a kid

[sleek crest]

I've seen eye penetration on nhentai

[woven marsh]

But I liked the intro song

[arctic hawk]

You can't?

That's great,.

[woven marsh]

Weak

[sleek crest]

bro there is even an ear one

[arctic hawk]

Rookie shit.

[sleek crest]

i guess as long as its a hole it works

[arctic hawk]

Just the one?

[woven marsh]

I think I’m desensitized to like

[sleek crest]

that begs the question

[woven marsh]

Everything

[arctic hawk]

Bruh-2.mp3

[sleek crest]

is there nose penetration

[woven marsh]

Yes

[arctic hawk]

Yes, there is.

[ripe aspen]

[sleek crest]

i miss 10 seconds ago when i didnt know that

[arctic hawk]

Ther's nipple penetration, there's urethral penetration, there's pore penetration(yes, really)

[jagged tendon]

Suffocate someone with sclongs

[woven marsh]

Then there’s guro

[ripe aspen]

what did i come back to

[woven marsh]

Don’t google it

I warned you

[arctic hawk]

Lexington-General, welcome back.

[sleek crest]

[woven marsh]

I’m just sleep deprived this is why this is happening

[sleek crest]

dw i wont

[leaden arrow]

Hey, you're finally awake

[woven marsh]

Also you started that

[arctic hawk]

We got Kroto, insanity, over-explaining things no one wanted to know, a snail, memes, and this image in particular:

[woven marsh]

Have this

[sleek crest]

why tho

[woven marsh]

You mentioned me thrice

[ripe aspen]

🦀

[arctic hawk]

I counted 5.

[woven marsh]

I’m not the snail

[ripe aspen]

[arctic hawk]

No, you're not.

[ripe aspen]

hedidntcountthesnail

[jagged tendon]

[arctic hawk]

A snail counts as two.

Since they can switch genders.

[woven marsh]

[sleek crest]

my operator just gave me 10GBs

[jagged tendon]

Ah yes transgender snails

[arctic hawk]

'Ey, I watched that episode.

[woven marsh]

And you’re using it on holosimp

[arctic hawk]

L2D models from the side is cursed.

It's...actually a collective weeb podcast which happened to have one episode on Calliope Mori in particular.

[woven marsh]

No cursed

Only blessed

[sleek crest]

make it blursed and we have a deal

[leaden arrow]

@woven marsh Question, you don't mind if I name my Destroyer "MaxKroto" right

[ripe aspen]

[woven marsh]

I do

[leaden arrow]

no you don't

[woven marsh]

Name it KrotoMax

[ripe aspen]

"Noooo u cant just use the same image for everything"
"Haha SLC go brrrr"

[leaden arrow]

KrotoMaxxx

[sleek crest]

ill name my zara maxim

[leaden arrow]

that ?

[arctic hawk]

Name it Maximov Krakovski.

[woven marsh]

Krakowski

[arctic hawk]

I feel like watching some JonTron now.

[leaden arrow]

lol, my BB is named Rasputin

[sleek crest]

kowalski

[woven marsh]

Sounds like a pornstar name

[leaden arrow]

[sleek crest]

analysis

[arctic hawk]

Missed career opportunity.

[leaden arrow]

Kowalski is my Carrier name

[sleek crest]

carrier?

[leaden arrow]

Maxy in the alternate universe

[arctic hawk]

@verbal talon

[woven marsh]

Jack pls

[leaden arrow]

you know, space carrier

[woven marsh]

[verbal talon]

who needs bonking

[arctic hawk]

Carrier has arrived.

[leaden arrow]

the big one, not the smol one

[arctic hawk]

Kroto

[woven marsh]

#lexington-general

[ripe aspen]

what

[woven marsh]

All of it

[ripe aspen]

oh god

[arctic hawk]

Yes?

[sleek crest]

dont out your blame on us

[leaden arrow]

the smol one is named "SukiSukiKyun"

[ripe aspen]

not you

[arctic hawk]

Aww :c

[verbal talon]

I... I'm gonna need to figure out what's going on...

[ripe aspen]

chaos

[arctic hawk]

Kroto being a pornstar, needs bonks.

[ripe aspen]

aka normal lexington

[leaden arrow]

inb4 Jack gets kidnapped

ggwp

[woven marsh]

They are basically exploiting me

[arctic hawk]

Ido kidnaps Jack, holds for ransom.

[woven marsh]

They all need bonks

[verbal talon]

[woven marsh]

[ripe aspen]

dont mind me going back into my box

[arctic hawk]

Ayte

[sleek crest]

man

[leaden arrow]

lol, I almost send a lood gif

[arctic hawk]

The most dangerous game.

[sleek crest]

i planned to watch anime at 2am yknow

[leaden arrow]

the frick

[sleek crest]

it is 3:20 now

[arctic hawk]

I see you're new here.

[dapper plank]

now i wanna see..

[arctic hawk]

Kroto's krap doesn't even phase me anymore.

[sleek crest]

ameno

[leaden arrow]

and where did you come from ? nani ?

[arctic hawk]

He can smell the horni.

[leaden arrow]

Senpoi gets summoned everytime I mention lood things

[dapper plank]

[leaden arrow]

aight, brb invading senpoi's home

[arctic hawk]

inb4 no one gets that meme

[leaden arrow]

done, quickshooter

[arctic hawk]

Fastest man alive?

[sleek crest]

damn my window is like a ducking flute rn

[woven marsh]

Recents

[sleek crest]

its so windy

[dapper plank]

[sleek crest]

indeed

[arctic hawk]

Play Wonderwall

[woven marsh]

How many of those you think are AL screenshots

[arctic hawk]

Yes

[sleek crest]

damn

i atleast do a cleanup of unfunny memes and stuff

i guess you are too lazy lol

[woven marsh]

That’s recents

[leaden arrow]

lol, all my screenshots are me getting asspecked by Paradox's AIs

[sleek crest]

i have quite a lot of clips instead of photos tho

like 500 vids

[woven marsh]

Cat

[leaden arrow]

oh, Maxy likes cat ?

shame I dun hab the non lood ones, F

[sleek crest]

i have a lot of neko photos

[woven marsh]

[sleek crest]

also this one :joy:

[ripe aspen]

JUST GOT A CHESS BOARD, FEELING GOOD

[arctic hawk]

Ok, Charlie, calm down.

[woven marsh]

Would enjoy

For real

I don’t feel wasabi for shit

So I just enjoy the taste

[sleek crest]

my dude so desensitized

he doesnt even feel wasabi

[arctic hawk]

I never had wasabi, but I do like spicy food.

[sleek crest]

its not like pepper spiciness

[woven marsh]

It’s not spicy at all

[sleek crest]

its an unpleasant one tbj

[woven marsh]

[sleek crest]

you literally breathe out fire

[arctic hawk]

Sounds like a good time.

[sleek crest]

your nostrils get caught on fire

[woven marsh]

Can’t relate

[arctic hawk]

You're only making me want to try some more.

[sleek crest]

those arent real wasabi tho

real wasabi is like a horseradish

[arctic hawk]

I know what it looks like, I just never had any.

[sleek crest]

needless to say i didnt try that

[woven marsh]

Why tf do I have so many aqua pics

[sleek crest]

🧅

[arctic hawk]

Because Russia has onions on top of their buildings?

[woven marsh]

That’s churches

[arctic hawk]

That's what i said.

[sleek crest]

you mean churches arent buildings?

anyway i guess ill just go and watch some anime

gn to you all

been here for way too long lol

[ripe aspen]

i have just remembered i dont know how to play chess

[arctic hawk]

Run, run, you're free

wahmen, amirite fellas

[sleek crest]

i have a question before i go

are other server chats like this one aswell

[sleek crest]

or are we a special case

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PopLGPiIRYw
My favorite scene in the entire show.

[woven marsh]

Red man said every other server is basically dead

[arctic hawk]

...I just realised it's in german.

Fahk

Disregard that link.

[ripe aspen]

no

[woven marsh]

I might not be a true holosimp, but I really like that Marine model

[sleek crest]

you can like you know

delete the link

[arctic hawk]

It's funnier if I leave it up.

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCFmZCkCVp8

There.

[visual mountain]

Boi

So much peko mom art

[ripe aspen]

How did making a book report turn into making chili

[visual mountain]

Now

[arctic hawk]

Go watch the show.

[visual mountain]

Calm down horni artists

[woven marsh]

You got a loicense for that knoife?

[cobalt wyvern]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/yLESGf_KMmuoACOQbKzLeLouayDeT1I9e1B-w8SPgNU/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333567195807754/788190774390161438/unknown-6.png

[fossil cape]

[woven marsh]

[arctic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TVdRwxYaXY

Heh.

[woven marsh]

Imma go sleep

Maybe

3:49

Too late to sleep, too early to wake up

[arctic hawk]

Sleep anyway.

[sleek crest]

weak

i sleep at 6am

[versed terrace]

ah

another nonsleeper

[dapper plank]

[versed terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-ina-inanis-ninomae-okay-gif-18543950

pekomom is....

something i didn't think i'd need

https://twitter.com/hikosan333/status/1338175360031059968

Hikosan(ひこさん) (@hikosan333)

ぺこちゃんとマミーの配信楽しかった～！✨
#ぺこらいぶ #ぺこらーと

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[visual mountain]

[versed terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/pekora-hololive-vtuber-blurry-gif-17106264

[hot moat]

[cobalt wyvern]

I have 17.5k merit

[verbal talon]

Ido going hard on PvP

[versed terrace]

[dapper plank]

[cobalt wyvern]

I play to win @verbal talon

:P

[versed terrace]

you're sipping cause you don't play right senpoi?

[dapper plank]

social studies exam succs

[versed terrace]

now come

[dapper plank]

[versed terrace]

be a good girl and do your dailies

[dapper plank]

[versed terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/loli-lick-dragon-anime-gif-10005495

[dapper plank]

no licc me

[versed terrace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/193843017117990912/679540022760046602/die.gif

[dapper plank]

[versed terrace]

[hot moat]

the 3 stages of grief

[versed terrace]

non

hm

[hot moat]

Myes, the 5 stages of.. I don't know

[versed terrace]

maybe 3 and 4 should be switched

[hot moat]

Perhaps

[versed terrace]

i don't like that edit thing on the side

yes

the 5 stages of...

uh

[hot moat]

uh

[versed terrace]

@leaden arrow

halp

[dapper plank]

just listening to sao op english ver.

[versed terrace]

what a perfect reaction to anything

ah

[dapper plank]

so smol

[versed terrace]

what

there we go

[verbal talon]

@versed terrace

dont worry senpoi i bonked him

no licc

[versed terrace]

nuuuuuuuu

its smol again

nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[dapper plank]

heheheh

i passed social studies exam with 67%

[versed terrace]

you got a 67

[verbal talon]

[versed terrace]

[cobalt wyvern]

I got a 100 in the math test

👍

[verbal talon]

get a better grade

im disappointed

[cobalt wyvern]

if I get more than a 100 it'll overflow

[versed terrace]

now now jack

come here

[verbal talon]

not you ido

you better back the fuck off, boyo

[cobalt wyvern]

then my mark will be −2,147,483,648

[versed terrace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/193843017117990912/679540022760046602/die.gif

[dapper plank]

[versed terrace]

the 5 emote works

cause in the end

its YANDERE

[dapper plank]

[versed terrace]

so come here jack

https://tenor.com/view/sagiri-disgust-scornful-crushing-gif-14561051

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/193843017117990912/679540022760046602/die.gif

[dapper plank]

how i really do my work

[versed terrace]

now close those tabs and do actual work

[dapper plank]

no

[versed terrace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/193843017117990912/679540022760046602/die.gif

[kind heart]

[cobalt wyvern]

legendary image

[kind heart]

Oh boi, I sure do love seeing the same fucking fleets everywhere

[cobalt wyvern]

I've seen the first and second fleets like 50 times this week

[kind heart]

[hot moat]

[kind heart]

[visual mountain]

Yes

[cobalt wyvern]

https://media.tenor.com/images/1ed6361a619fa57837323314fe73254f/tenor.gif

[hot moat]

Imma

[visual mountain]

Welp back to horni

[hot moat]

[visual mountain]

[hot moat]

^

[leaden arrow]

take on the lv98 guys he seems to have the weakest fleet

[cobalt wyvern]

that's the wrong gif wth

[leaden arrow]

equip wise

[cobalt wyvern]

there

fucking tenor

[visual mountain]

[verbal talon]

Jotaro fugg off!

You aint getting this!

[leaden arrow]

or take on iceberg since there no hiryuu there

[visual mountain]

Boreded

[cobalt wyvern]

god bless collab flex fleets tbh

they're underleveled

and easy to beaet

[visual mountain]

Not even enough doa loods will cure my boredom

[versed terrace]

lol

that nuclear launch code

[hot moat]

[fossil cape]

And... it leads to a Yuudachi one

[kind heart]

I chose the rank 6 guy, it was the easiest.

[leaden arrow]

nice job

rip shinano no xp tho

[kind heart]

I don't have coins for awakening

[visual mountain]

Shina dies

[balmy raft]

[kind heart]

[balmy raft]