#lexington-general
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The only one that can put up a good fight is WoWs
And that only depends on the player
War thunder is for more realistic naval combat and WoWs is for a more simplistic gameplay
true lol
i love the small boats bigger than the larger ones in wt
if i want to play dreadnoughts i play wows instead of grinding to them for 40 years in war thunder
Laughs in Tu-4 dive bomb
But we do have La-5 eith rockets
I mean when mong rushing a bb with a dd with 2 torps and winnning, works.
It's the funny
Or just do Shima things and shotgun 15 torpedoes with like 90 second reload
yeah but in wt your torps are gone once you use them
in wows they regen
so shima is probably an unstoppable killing machine
not that she isn't kinda busted in war thunder
but i weep for the day i meet a shima in wows
refill em
can you?
I think you can at capture points


I would like to mention that while War Thunder claims to have more realistic combat, When tf does a Battleship start it's engagement at 18km as opposed to it's Maximum Firing Range of near 40km
Easier to dodge shots when you're not spawned within half your gun's maximum range
enduring confrontation
And listen?
light i somehow just noticed who your pfp is
today i will be reciting the 57 precepts of zote
still not as bad as reviewing 5% of kirby lore
Can we talk about how Kirby is a void monster that was only made the way he is by the fact that he was given the happy


War Thunder is anything but realistic lmao
Their flight models are shit
They get stuff about tanks wrong as well
And of course, Russian bias
Well If you compare it to WoT then it's much more realistic in that repsect
If you want war thunder to be more realistic might I suggest leaking documents
(For legal reasons this is a joke)
If you want Realistic WarT then open your AC7 application and launch the 17 missiles your plane can absolutely hold in one pod

Ace Combat:
200 Air to Air Missiles loaded onto a small Jet Fighter
Only 4 uses of Countermeasures

Jack is AC7 man
All of those are children’s toys compared to DCS
Tbf aircraft like the F-15EX can carry up to 22 AMRAAMs
DCS has not Helgoland class battleship
I love reading a whole ass manual to fly shit
Because it’s not a naval game 💀
FC3 says hi

Literally just keybinds lol
FC3 F-15C is stupid easy to fly
I learned it within a day. The SFM and low-fidelity cockpit helps
DCS issue
Somebody made a car mod for DCS
lmao
Why? Good question but they did
GBK in their natural habitat
we mostly live along the borders of east germany

making sure people don't escape the capitalists do not try to invade us
you can find the majority of MSS in the MSS office and in the CIA office


We tactically deploy MSS to the funny American MSS
Great learning experience
you can also find MSS in the CMC building
Remember when the US “accidentally” dropped bombs on the Chinese embassy in Serbia because they tried to buy the shot down F-117 wreck?
💀
I’m thinking of joining the USAF
Good luck they want smart people 
laughs in asian
Join the army. It’s for when you’re too dumb for the Air Force, too smart for the Marines, and not gay enough for the navy.
bro that is mean
PLAN has mastered the art of crashing his jet in the first minute of a match
that takes true knowledge and skill
Using this bible and apple, we need you to figure out how long would it take if the original copy of the Declaration of Independence would take if it was traveling on a KC-10 going at 500 MPH horizontally while constantly flying in a pattern that resembles a dick
To go where
Who’s gonna tell him
The core of the Earth during the planet’s formation
It shows that
It’s gonna take a shit ton of time
bruh just speed up until time travel
Fuck it I’ll sell you invasion plans for a Big Mac and 3 large cokes
Throw in an iPhone and a pair of sneakers that are both totally not made in a cheap child labor sweatshop and it’s a deal
Big is the smallest size sir
light stop thinking
i think so you dont have too
And I’ll throw in the blue prints for the DTC-125-188 shell
patty wagon when
Child sized hamburger in America

GBK knows
Monarch I’ll throw in the locations of every single PLA unit for a XXL mac meal

You live in New York? 
At least it’s a good part of NY
Not counting the bronz
Bronz
Bronz
Bruh
Bronx
Wait you don’t live in NYC right?
he does 💀
Suburbs?

Apoc being extra cringe lately 

Why you sad huh?
Sucks you receive the hate you give
When did I give hate 
Senpoi is no longer here because you and midway bullied him
Fucking when
Just don’t tease senpoi as much
Henlo Arsene

🅱️aria
no
I think your dance stopped dancing


Henlo Varia 
Hiya 


Good afternoon Lexington
Washy washy indeed
But I am bruh thunder person
We kill plan

No plan, no warT

Did I hear warT


how can i become a part of this?

The MSS CIA is coming to get you
Hello
baria is evil
guess no head pats for GBK
(i have been decapitated)

No
you don't?
simply an issue of skill
idk plan you should like totally do so

I’m leaking east China military formations
Well guess I shall leak west Taiwan's food storage
taihou great pheonix 💀
Ok and
you will starve

also i really want to see the J-20 and i bet the US military does as well
so i will just go and take one ig
“Breaking news,human flesh found in expent bullets”
Now who's giving the hate

apoc moment


Cant stand the heat?
No
well, the constitution says you do
Don't be silly
but i sure don't!
I have the right to a F-16V block 70/72
no you don't
Laughs in USAF
Only right you're gonna have is to get inside my van

I don't own a van




Roon Essex pfp hmmm

That’s sopmod



🅱️aria
🅱️aria is a meanie
Soppo and roon are almost one in the same


I was gonna pat you but ig not 😔
Nah. You are just stoopid




I had to send my brain back I took GBK’s for the time being

idk what that means
Least i didn't get muted for talking politics.. Or didn't know about the fact you can get booted from a server general 

Politics was in the #history
And nobody taugh me that server generals was a club sorta
PLAN dum
No one. But you should consider starting since ya know fuck all 
Oh Plan. Never change.
no you are just dum
Fuck off
He might be onto somethin

you will always have more brain than eugen player
eugen players after showing off their brain and their wallet (both are empty)
GBK might actually be on verge of an amazing discovery
Keep at it GBK

Where Senbloof
jesus varia dont slaughter his self esteem, he only has so much
also hi
hello light
hello gbk, how are you doing today
you know, i wonder what will happen when a war thunder player plays a roguelite and likes it

He choose the troll life. He can handle it. Or he will perish
Also. I think they will explode of they do that Light

true, be a proper troll and troll for the sake of revealing others personalities but maintain dignity, somewhere along the way it turned into tomfoolery i guess

perish?

good

Ew a Thot
clearly pain who likes to be painful
Non Degenerates unlike yourself
says the man who advertises his account ID
do you need frens?


No, It's just easier that way
Isoke. 
you get used to it, and then you constantly think of good comebacks all the time
I’m kinda used to it
he just doesn't realize the consequences yet. 
why not the knee cap?
Citizen arrest obv.
I own a missile for homeland defense.
And i don't even own a gun. But i do have admin privilege's here. They will have to do

don't worry his "missile" is just whatever object he can throw
You know. This reminds me of those weebs you meet irl that will go "I will beat you with my secret hidden sword technique".
Except its with tools of war.
Still cringe though
Infact
i'd argue worse.
what
cringe
idk but if they believe that the tiger had no flaw then they are wehraboo
Tis a mystery
Bruh
Bruh indeed
baria issue
Probs hugging his buki pillow
Most likely ye
Varia and I agree on something 

baria is perhaps not as crazy as once thought
We cal him 🅱️aria
I get that a lot. I prefer the term... Exquisite


Hmmm why would you be crazy
How to tame your 🅱️ aria in 3 steps

I'm not the one who calls me crazy
Step:3 repeat until tamed
Fair it's the crazy ones who call others crazy to hide their own craziness
belfast just kamikazed 
rum mister
You like hotdog or smth?
Tbh most alcohol does 
which nordic country
Whiskey for me
Rum is fine too. But you can't make a tequilla sunrise with it
That's a stereotype
feed him ferrets
Not if you get the good kind 


If that is what you wish to believe. Sure
Then im not believeing it
fellow refined person, hello
The only whiskey i could drink as is was jack daniels with apple flavour
or flavouring. Idk
Whiskeys I want to try McCallan 20, heard some casks of that are good
me and PLAN too young to drink 

We know. You both act like it 
and like a shot of McCallan 20 is like 150? iirc
i could go to europe where the age isn't 21
it is like 16 in germany
baria live in europe?
...Yes
epic
Specifically in Scandinavia
hmmmm

Technically. Our country is considered almost commie like by most americans. Despite it not being true
HMMMMMM
time to enter my general macarthur arc
Bernie likes our country a lot
"No,You're fired"-Truman
i have noticed that americans call way too many things communist
Red scare is real
Baria Lives in denmark
You beat a people with a stick about it for long enough and there will be scars
Bingo.
Stick is too advanced
Rock better

yeah
we know
Fun fact. Japan is not full of cat girls.
it is empty of them
Fun fact. we dont all eat pets in china
fun fact. Senpoi likes Ibuki
Fun fact: A fun fact is usually followed by a bit of common knowledge
Fun fact,Most fun facts arent fun
all of us are cuties <-- based opinion
You started it so... 
Nou
light has gone mental
🅱️aria is a viking
no u
bruh

wasn't mjod the hammer that got crushed by that bitch in the movies
heh?!
nvm wrong one

you do not own a tank round be quiet
thamk

Shut the fuck up wasnt talking to you

...What?
You see what i mean? The equivalent of cringe weeaboos
I was thinking of Mjornir
I don't know what that is
APFSDS darts are cool ok
The first hammer thor had
no lol
Can't blame me for being suprised when you aren't talking about missiles or somethin 😔
GUYS I JUST GOT 2 TENRAI BP IN A ROW
grats


APFSDS darts are cool tho

for the british they also have "teaboo"
congrats
they call us tankies and Wumao lol
But its more so that passion for weapons can only be surpassed by an american
we dont get paid
so...
Plan is a PLAboo
Americaboo
copiumboo

Also cause it goes against what he simps for so bonus points


i think its either freedomboo or ameriboo
jack is right
Ameriboo sounds better for sure


Night
Do you want to be called that? Sure
No,Im not fat


bro do you change your name every 3 minutes or something?
sometimes

im going back to the Chinese copium factory need to get more until they actually fix the shit
think ive only changed my server username for alo like twice, one to change it, one to reverse the change
nah they will
PLA just described himself XD
im not morbidly obease
man goes there all the time and eats his heart out
midway wows now?
I work out tho
I think i changed my name twice. Unless for like a bit for like a day or so
this micro exam is lovely and I want to enjoy every second of it
Also to make it easier to find me in case you need help etc 
because my prof is so good at writing exams
I say that. But i stay offline for peace and quiet
why
good choices
National defense
i like regular biology best
they are interesting subjects too
I’m genuinely wanting to do human studies
do that and don't commit espionage
i mean
i'm just saying
getting the FBI to be on you
2/10 do no recommend but then again
PLA is uhh trying to be a super lover to the CCP so...
i guess it makes sense
nah knowing you.. you'd do some stoopid leaking stuff
Don't become the next war thunder leaker
Im not tryna get my entire family arrested by the CCP
Varia... lets be honest here if he does go DOD or anything government related he's gonna leak documents to someone
so either FBI or CCP will come knocking
DOD or CMC hmmm
PLA is domb. But even i don't think he is that dumb
idk...
I act stupid online but won’t leak classified military documents for a game
Plan's literally going to help other countries invade the US and its allies
you 100% would
Its for national defense
yea im a troll but i wont leak shit for some war thunder shit in real life lol
not tryna get 25 years in prison
It would be the ultimate troll tho 
🅱️ aria no dont encoruge me
plan do it
you just have to activate irt
troll the whole US
sure would help national defense if i do the funnies with F-22
good thing you can't access these documents
fuck it im joining DOD
PLA don't make me
do what
I am one in a krillion

I will krill you
it'd be funny to read the news about Plan leaking shit
im cooking you first
and then also being horrified of whats to come
No I’m krilling you first
im boutta make all the MSS mfs go homeless
That’s because I’m one in a krillion
State krills tmr*



arsene is insane
clearly GBK is the insane one here
nah
Taihou is pretty chiil other than the fact that she wants to chain me to her bed

you are insane
yeah from having to deal with you
YES




atleast i got massa
this vc im in is spamming the "im only human" song on the soundboard
i am outta there and never returning
Discord did us trolls a massive favor
YOU'RE A TROLL?!
YOU HAVENT FIGURED OUT ALL THIS TIME!?
PLA has been a troll for a while


when the ERA doesn't work
Hey guys
I wanna ask if the 2x reward thing work on little enterprise friendship points
63 oil xd
It's fine tho
I got so much oil in mail
Maybe becuz me at chapter 9
Rn I have like uhh
4000 x 20 oil
Plus the weekly bundle
I remember when I had 21k oil
Is it really that costly at later stages
Well depends on how constantly you use the 2x
oh nice 2x works
Strongest Hermes
since no one asked but going from memory
SR campaign drops include:
Yuudachi (6-4)
Maya (8-4)
Choukai (12-4)
Bunker Hill (13-4)
New Orleans (14-4)
oo nice nice
they should have made columbia SR
finally i just got laffey
road to ayanami
who is shikicunt?
he belongs in asylum
why gave her the STAGG?
Stag best aa 
For backline iirc, isn't the French UR one better or the HMS sextuple 40mm bofora mount for vanguard ships
Sextuple is better for ships with high AA
Otherwise if you're using all URs then that might give in an extra shot
In that case UR better

For once apoc isn't shitting on someone else for saying something?

Not the apoc I know

Rude
Why you making me out to be some elitist or something
I'm not even good at the game
Guys don’t be rude to each other pls
AA slot needs something

No thanks
... thats hard to believe
Yeah that's not a good sign
I think it's a wonderful sign
y'all being told you're toxic immediately and that they want none of that

Senpoi or me
🙂

He legit thinks any criticism towards his favourite ship is a personal attack 
he's still entitled to thinking that, probably got burned by quite a few already 

it's genuinely not pleasant to have people come in (to DMs? really?) and shit on things you actually like
Very true
Which is why silent is silent most of the time because if he’s silent then nobody comes and shits on things he likes
You don't even know what happened
I read the entire convo
I was talking about silent
"People come in DMs and shit on things you like"
Which never happened
I can put one and one together and assume that that wasn't exactly a friendly interaction
Silent big Brain

if it warranted a block in his eyes? absolutely
I'm not here to pillory you, but there's no need to play innocent is all I'm saying
We were talking gameplay 
Ofc I'm gonna say one thing is better than the other
It's like if I say unicorn is better than perceus and you like perceus
Are you gonna say I'm bullying you?
No
Depends on delivery... 

Blows up pancakes with mind

Mah fuckin' pancakes!

It would go over their heads anyway 
Henlo Varia
Hi hi 


Hello

State test boutta start
Gl hf
also today marks the 30th anniversary of the end of the waco siege so thats cool i guess
@dense arch Lmao the Pentagon documents leaks were so accurate that they ended up confusing Russia 💀
US is truly chaotic
CIA be playing some 5D Chess
those documents being leaked was our plan all along
woah, chat dead for 3 hours

Fr
I love this fleet



jervis epic
hms warspite gaming
Somebody inform midway that British empire is no more

I believe in Royal Navy Supremacy 
I believe in ground based arty supremacy





Missile goes boom
SSN
Oh a sub
Who said they fired nuclear missiles
🐵
[redacted for discrimination]
Nah

I just don’t want a nimi






nah



i killed SKR
Ok and
oh
The only way to kill premium is to ammo rack
i have watched a northampton fill that thing with metal and it still took like a minute to die
It needed more freedom



























