#➤┃idv-general
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You're dying in 5 seconds and bringing the killer to my gen then hiding for the rest of the match 😒
I’m super excited for the mime girl even if I haven’t played idv in months
Genuinely wondered where you went 😔
Long long long story 
How are you though? 
and ill make sure to unhook infront of the hunter
we reinstalling patches gng
What’s the saddest idv character you can think of, that’s me
Banned for violence /J

heck yea hope u both enjoy eating there! personally i reco the crispy noodles too, they serve big portions for 2+ people
Can cny come back faster I need a Lily accessory
PAPER... 😭
NOOO
That portion size is one River size /hj
also, you can tell someone is addicted when they download windows on a macbook to play one game
The dentist is very peak looking but yknow what I’m most exited about. Emil Hunter !!!
woah there. river. thats greed
yea this is fun :(
Cuddles and kisses syd
Imagine, you're bald and getting banned /j

In all seriousness though I can roughly eat portion sizes that are meant for 2-3 people, but I limit myself to just 2

it is really fun i couldn't think of a better use of my time than watching patches download
sometimes i want to drag it out so i turn my wifi off
@rapid reef dis u? /j
just so i can see the bar inch up slower than usual
or i js restart it at 50 :D
sometimes it even fails and restarts and that's the best part yea
esp when it restarts at 99
yeah i broke my phone out of joy when that happened once
When we download Genshin packs we just go to sleep and wake up to it still being downloaded
it is, i saw them /j
bro that's why i stopped playing genshin ngl
Leo has the best B tiers
Mods I’m lowkey confused
this is my new identity v
i tried downloading genshin while on a vpn :P
It took an hour to move up 1%
at home, it finished in liek 30 min
Have we always had that third com staff?
tbf if u have fast metabolism its probably part of the reason why. i can eat portion sizes meant for 2 people as well because of my stupid chudling metabolism
Syd, Paper said we're all getting banned /J
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I thought it was Mavis but 
and i always get told. "eat more" mama am trying
You misunderstood I’m getting banned actually
We do! 
rumors r true
this is taking forever cuz im pretty sure the new patches + the old ones are getting installed cuz i decided to repair the goddamn game
Me and my sister cooked lunch 🙏
pros: we get to eat a lot & sometimes never gain much weight
cons: get hungry again after eating a bunch of food. feels like a glutton curse
Yas
bro i keep forgetting where the hell the general chat is if i ever exit out of it
is that bangus 
Nah bro its chicken
THE ONE BELOW?
For us though we can't feel hunger anymore
but yes agree with the 1st one
Have a mutual-in-law, a friend of a friend, she reads 0 IDV lore (I mean she skims it and goes “yeah, Norton is stupid, he don’t know a thing g”) yet she is so immersed into the lore
She genuinely thought Frederick was French even though I’ve explained the French joke a bunch h
yeah most of the times i cant feel hunger anymore but once i digested the food enough the hunger keeps on lingering
i have a slow metabolism and still get hungry after every meal
medication can do that to u too
it's so buns
make sure to censor the usernames of people you're posting here especially if it's in a critiquing manner
brbrbr ... thats upsetting. its like both metabolisms have disadvantages 😭
sometimes i just try to think not to eat more after every meal cuz i dont wanna spend more money smh gas is so expensive and snacks aswell
Hey bestie, please censor the name and UID, thank you! 
gas . i clench fist with rage
-# Hi Syd, please ignore what I just sent /j

She made an IDV OC and changed canon AND HISTORY to fit them in
She actually went, IM NOT EXAGGERATING, when I explained to her Norton is penniless (if I’m not mistaken, he and the miners fight over bread for goodness sake), “so, we’re going to actually ignore canon and say Norton takes a train to meet with my OC”
maybe the oc can warp reality
Okay Tbf Martha did get on a plane oretty damn early if I’m remembering correctly
i mean there were more economical options for trains
norton is broke..

What in the 😭😭
Is it not an unspoken #1 rule when making fandom OCs to not change canon
Oh, sorry, I’ll delete it
omg a mod guys SCATTER ROACH SCATTERING
Even I had an oc related to Norton biologically (bio kid of Norton) even I had to work with the canon
i mean like. you can do whatever tho it is odd disregarding such a major part of his lore
i honestly don't really care what people do with their ocs ngl
it doesn't affect me so im chilling as long as it isn't offensive
if shes having fun then its whatever
True that
but anyways, let's change the topic
yeah like turning galatea out of wheelchair bound, and no i dont mean nstease turning her able to stand before her accident
i mean in the present
how have everyone's matches been?

I’m more critical about her doing this bc she doesn’t read a single bit of lore, at most skims it
good, I rode a horse :3
I ran over a Fools Gold with a horse!
Havenr done any bur solo queuing traumatized me enough a few weeks ago
i haven't done any matches in a looong time😭 im too scared of that damn dentist
apple
i get intimidated whenever a new hunter comes out and don't play
I swore to never queue without my team ever ahain
apple!
banana

llama
I can't even play the game because it likes making glitching sounds and freezing
Buddy, holds your hand
You might hate going against him
@primal pond im adding u tmr cuz my internet cut out
so.. im dead
who remembers APPLE BANANA
idrk what to build now.evil evil evil.
ngl me and my duo kited him good
Haven’t been on IDV in a month, I’m gonna come back and not know how to kite again
Imagine if there were Alice and Melly
And they were named orange and pear
I had to soend 2 months on duos to learn to kite way better
bro thank got it cut off AFTER the entire thing downloaded 😭
Fredrick would be grape
Frederick mentioned im winning
ok bye bye gn ppl
Youre so right btw
It really depends on the player playing the hunter
THERE ARE 3 PEOPLE IN MY MATCH ABND IM THE ONLY ONE DECODING
when that happens to me i just build without purpose and see what comes of my mind palace
If yall think that hell ember is easy hunter to counter, just remember, it is 4v4 and hunter could fall from the sky
Yipppeee idv characters as fruits
a "best of the best" survivor friend just grabbed me and threw me into the game and wished me luck after showing me the basics
wait this is so meta
hell embers family is really stupid
lowkey everyone should do this
CORRECTION 3 OTHER
just cricle them
Do it like me
And then the hitbox decides its your time
Memory would be watermelon she looks like she likes watermelons anything that is a summer treat
Oh mines dragged me up to elk and then abandoned me
oh i can get the orpheus skin today...
I was that rank random because of it 💔💔
When I play decoder I always get first kite
mine straight up abandonded me after i leveled up to lvl 1
when hell ember calls his entire extended family to have a reunion at my chair and the half health merc is coming to rescue me
Also I just think that it's really common for kids to like watermelon more than other fruits
Not just half health Merc, Faro Lady herself /J
if hell ember is mastered, he is hella scary
i love when faro ladies come to rescue me it's genuinely so cute. like awww why'd you choose to play her you little rescue main
i remember my merc getting terrorshocked twice on chair by hell ember and getting his rescue stuffed
awe
so cute
he's just a babeh
if faro ladys rescue you it means they love you and would risk dying for you
sob
Faro reminds me of old magician
The saving speed... To be fair he was worse
i can't be ragebaited bc i lowkey just find everything cute
like aww you're trying to fight me in post match aww
im jealous
Wait what if I turn you bald then /J
I don't understand why people fight I think it's better to just give cuddles
im sure i could pull it off
i keep arguing with this 1 girl i keep queuing with in qm/rank
Mines lit dragged me up to elk, nothing else
I actually had 0 game sense other than how to pop (tjey wouldnt srop yelling at me) and couldnt kite longer than 5 seconds in ELK. ELK.
Yeah sure :D LMAO
sob its ok
I once had a coordinator in duo get mad in post chat because they did not get enough heals and they try to fight a lot of people in there
Did you guys know I didn’t know what tide turner was until Elk 3 🥰🥰
I don't know why they need a lot of heals
me neither dont worry
But I was just very confused
My friend gave me a general build and I didn’t switch off it for the longest time ever
IT WAS A TERRIBLE BUILD FOR COMPOSER
i played idv for the first time in weeks with my irl friend and did a 180 sec kite just to get called some very mean names in post match for accidentally leading the hunter to the merc's cipher on red church(the hunter didn't even pay attention to him so it wasn't a big deal)
was it flywheel
People are so mean</33
It was 39 but there were a bunch of things composer didn’t need in an average match
ots ok i dont even mind anymore
people in idv will complain just to complain
if it makes them feel better to be mean im like okay twin go for it
When I was new I just only had people tell me that I sucked when I did a good kite from hunters or got a 4k
sob
I had a trio sabotage my ranked match, they were all in Elk 1 and I was in Mammoth 1, they banned BQ so I asked why (they chose Acrobat, Journalist and Cowboy)
They all proceeded to spam in the match "Mechanic, stay hidden"
They pop the cipher, I kite by Dungeon, they gatewaited until I got downed
Cowboy lassos me
Geisha dashes to the gate
Cowboy leaves, Journalist gets downed
Acrobat bombs away from Geisha but still gets downed
And then I still got blamed like bro.
Hello
Hello there!
howdy
Someone slimed me out for getting absolutely mutilated by a Nightwatch when rhey dragged him from ACROSS THE MAP to my COMPOSER CIPHER at 5 CIPHERS on LEO’S MEMORY
I WASNT EXPECTING TO KITE BC YOURE ACROSS THE MAP
i hope u were the one that escaped
I do think that it's better for people to step away and do something else that helps them feel better because I do worry about them saying that stuff to someone who can't really handle mean things said to them</3
They sold me 🥰
smh
Some matches are built different sobsob

In one match you might run into the most sweetest people ever and then the next one mean
I matched with them and their duo again 2 matches later and we had a solid chance for a tie or 1 escape IF THEY SAVED ME but NOOOO, they RAN PAST ME, went to heal their duo and got the guaranteed 4K
smh
I try my best to be nice but it’s getting harder with each random
Had to be toxic for my first time to confuse emote at a female dancer who refused to get off my cipher 5 seconds into match
and im out here body blocking strangers
is someone in my DMs trying to scam me I’m lost
omg two frederick fan
yessss
Hello if there is a scam in dms please go to @storm rivet
frederick be like guys
I nap, head hurt, bye bye guys
idk IF it is a scam
Omg i just leveled up after sending spirit deer
here is a gif for u and your duo to show
they’re appearing offline so I couldn’t see the roles online
yes I saw official staff so I was like aha when I saw it the name just looked unfamiliar haha
Frederick my wife 🤤
hooray I won a lucky raffle I guess!
nnice
Congratulations!
My anger issue goes off the roof playing this mode 😡😡
i count
I know I cropped that thing….
how bad can it be
me too #➤┃idv-memes message
I didn’t see my ping omg I’m so embarrassed lol
genuinely how i feel
Do you want to know how I felt in this moment
One good thing is that I pissed off that Nightwatch. He hit my chair to stun and my friend told me I was the only chair he hit the entire game
I got sold off my first chair btw
r naeu hunters that petty
I fear yes
wait so
the night watch.. hit your chair to stun?
what does that mean m
He hit my chair till he was stunned
bruh
Apparently I’m that good at bodyblocking
as a hunter i would be alert for the survivor stuns
continous chair hitting gets you to dizzy state / stunned
dumb night watch
if u spam chair hit it just means ur petty icl
nah i hope bro got out
he most likely knew what he was doing and was taking his anger out on pleb
Only on Frederick though
My friends and I were doing a bit where we swapped mains. I was on puppeteer and missed ALL my bodyblocks and hit ALL my instant Louises
I have so many clips of me doung anazing bodyblocks as composer
the closest thiing ive fone is emote but thats it
but when they were so annoying
like 4 stun guns in a row annoying by 4 survivors
Frederick rework coming next season eeeee
slay
oh and @woeful jetty it’s confirmed
And I’m fuming bc I’m boycotting 💔💔
Do you like my status
yes it’s funny
Nah, it’s Aesop
yeah so actually I main naib
ah yes the embalder
It's Aerick
totes not a badged composer that’s my evil alter ego
Could’ve been badged conposer this season
composeristest
If NETEASE
ah yes the mercenary
netease hates you particularly
They truly do
so cute
Gem
BUNNYPHEUS 😭😭😭😭
My friend-makes pretty gorgeous itabag template
Her again-puts the ugliest man on earth
oh man. the cutest
she was so beautiful.
this is what they are doing to you pleb
better than most nympb costumes smh
I need that pin omg
I plan on buying this and making a phantom sail ita bag
fools gold nymph so nort. nort. no. nortces

It’s so bad it took 50 years to load too
I’d want to make an ita bag but I would need Frederick merch.. sigh
Looked cute but wish it was a different color
The random censored anchor
like
Listen it’s a very sensitive topic
true
more skins like sirius
No anchors on my ship
eh racecourse already
Idk, pastel pink?
nobody gaf but whimsy and sirius is galatea's best skin nobody can change my mind on this. +1 on succubus bc shes tni
bruh
Sirius is so nice
This is when I go to my friend
She gave me 2 Frederick photocards already and another friend says shes giving me a phantom sail plushie for my birthday gift
whaaaaattt rusal good luck
im about to get lost in here
everyone HATEEEDDDD sirius and merc
I quite like it whyyyy
i hope they bring back logic path skins to get hsr forgetful hippocampus
gonna grind orpheus skin today i swear
where were the photo cards from.,,..
tbf i really like mercs coa champ skin bc its rlly giving me steampunk vibes. i like
When my team and I get back on idv (I’m being hopeful here) and we get Kreiburg racecourse on duos, I’m making them do full composer
My friend got them from IDV blund boxes she bought years ago
he’s beautiful
and blond
AWWWWW @granite meteor look!
I wish omg
I saw nekonii in here earlier btw!!
The curse strikes again
to match w alice
The Frederick council come in and out of here
oooo
true we need to do a Frederick takeover one of these days
We truly do
I can't nap
I say, when there’s like 5-6 of us max
Everything starts from a small idea
we’ll corrupt the masses to play composer
Exavtly
it’s nearly 1 am here I need to do the long form of that
pleb what time zone are you I swear you’re like always awake
They need to become like us
EST, I just have a really bad sleep schedule
real I never see you offline so I was like hmm
I don’t sleep
this is concerning
It’s all for the Frederick grind ykwim
Hi you’re on your own
my Frederick plushie landed in the US yesterday
whenever im online right now its like a flip world because i see people im not usually used to seeing but theyre regulars
I’m kidnapping him
hi pleb
NOOOO ILL DEND YOU THE LINK
im back
ninja music
steals frederick plushie
here u go 🧸 @fossil gate
What app is rhis
bro i ordered this fluffy mini frederick and it won't arrive for
months
thank u.. my hero
aliexpress
I’ve seen those where did u buy it off of
free!
why is cueist genuinely shorter than joseph
alibaba
ill dm u the link twin
Hello wait get me on this thing rn
ty boss
since you’ll be a new account you could probs get him for even cheaper
Oh my got
Hm Frederick looking a bit different today
Hello tearsofriver!
I love having a horrific sleep schedule bc I recognize almost all the regulars
whats a regular
is this true
like those always active?
someone who is regularly on the server
i think all my oomfs here r regulars
Oh my twin is gone
kills goethe
Thank god I touch grass
Goathe
hi
do you want the link to mine in specific
Yes
im only in this server because of goathe
goathe is too cool
no sorry I was typing in dms with someone lol
Idk whaf compelled me to start talking here
My twin died
Yoyo cool too
im too shy to talk here during daylight hours
only one left twin
https://a.aliexpress.com/_m0ft32J
How I feel getting one blind bag ans I get my toxic duo’s main so now I have to gift it to him 💔
2cool4school
RXCUSE ME
im a mod nobody knows because i almost am always lurking and not really interacting
hey hey
hiya
thank god i... Am... Not that actuve
wdym thank god
unfortunately I’m disgustingly active here
been here for less than a month and almost level 20
gulps
Oh Youre more active rhan me
i was crazy once
(5 minutes ago)
p-please don't hate us desu! we really are trying our best
most mods lurk tho
im close to level 40 this is terrible
i eat miso
I’m very chatty
often yes
well yeah
i do know that
i pinch u
Wait I recognize your name syd
indeed do I love Frederick Kreiburg, our wife
would that make most mods unknown then? idk
I’ve seen you here before 🤔🤔
wheres th ingame binding channel
not necessarily there are more active mods in chat than me here
#1247016939214213233 and in game binding
im not saying i NEVER talk just that im usually too shy to lol
you prolly have
id say theres probably ones who r even less active than you in chat though
you forgot the part that Herman was dead when Alva bought it off him
Herman Herman Herman teeeeheheeheehe
Patroller is gonna snipe me but ANYTHINF for Frederick
i mean yeah im aware of that too im not saying im the least active mod 😭
uwoh so fat...
do I want to be a chud and scroll aliexpress for more Frederick stuff hrm
ITS FLUFF
i just wanna dip in here and say u have the same name as my tourney oomf and i get Confused
Hey
Ada wants to be friends with Florian despite him stealing Emil from her oops
om sorry ill change it
Oh it’s bc I said the app
ITS...!!! THE SAME!!! IF UR FLUFF MAKES U LOOK FAT UR FAT
thank u guys. just needed those 50 inspirations. every little penny counts
Someone on tiktok said in March “if Matador isn’t nerfed in 3 months, call me a certain word” and oh boy did it come quickly 😭
NO NO NO 😭😭😭 oh no i didnt mean it that way
youre oomf with a tournament player??
NOOOOOO PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
i kill not syd
not a tournament player! me and oomf is a tourney admin
also be careful with using violent language even in a jokey manner here
just for future ref...
ahh I see
wheres syd can i .... Can He come back
🙁🙁🙁 am gonna Get sniped soon I FEEL IT!!!
not allowed to do anything in this server 🥹💔
is this my sign. to stop bullying goethe
ik
idrk where were going w this convo it just seemed kind of out of the blue to say that you might be an unknown mod since youre not in chat often. it might just be me but i feel like most ppl still know you. idrk if u wanted reassurance or were just making a statement, but i'll throw that out there
bread pls dont die
i was just making a random statement it wasn't really meant to be deep or anything
Bread disconnected from the game and got found at 5 ciph
i used to watch these like crazy during the pandemic
Lets pray for bread
can u put ur name as the (big bad mod) syd so We know who to Ping for community.
i took a bite of IdvO
sure sure
oh Oh no 🙁
I said this days ago
i Woyd like that. With a nice emoji next
wonder where this person is now
alright
What are u doing replying to something i said days ago
is that good
I love Herman ok I love Herman I love Herman
can u put an emoji with Your choice
meow
All yours🥹
sure
This is an interesting point 
Hi everyone
I SHAKE JACK
Hello emmadrewologist
For context: we had a full team on quick match and we were doing a bit — blind, deaf, mute, stuck in the arctic
I was deaf this match, our puppeteer was blind
I'm gonna lose it I need Herman so baaadddd 😭😭❤️❤️
i squeeze vani.. Its . VANI!!!
okay. any other requests for my name
THIS WAS DAYS AGO HEEEL
Thats quite silly
MEEEE HIII
? are you apart of the cat cult
Haaaai
My head hurts lot now good ngiht hcat
Im considering it now and you have a good point
cannot confirm nor deny
AAAAA
goodnight
Thanks! U are amazing
heelloo
I was blind at one point and I actually reached tje full 80 tonal stacks bevause I MEMORIZED HIS GODDAMN CHARTS
In 3 more days ill come to a solid decision
i emean ur big and Bad thats what ur name says Too
I seek out Herman wherever I can
Valid
Oomf bought me these r they not literally desire melodis
i got hamburger
thats desire melodis . Now u need gold
where to find more herman
what are they? like r they stickers
i eat jacks hamburger including Jacks Money
pps help
YES!!


