#idleon-gen-chat
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yeh it usually doesnt take that much, but ww skill that freezes enemies does that I think idk. It's just td shenanigans
i also had a dream once
to let lava take his time on idleon updates
I know I was there
Michael Jordan?
i dont consent
Didn't you start burning things in your dreams? 🤔
i had a dreeam i didnt waste over 3.5k on a game
I had a dream once, where I was in a dream
no more equinox plz
was probably when he wanted to play baseball.
christopher columbus
Yeah, that's when he became Michael B Jordan
B stands for baseball
My favorite b-baller
no u
no
what is prowess?
Did you know that MJ can stand for Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan
its prowess
the efficiency required to hit 2x 3x 4x etc
MJ can stand for a lot more than just those 2
Lava come back, Id do it all for yoooooou~~~
hii question if i started pop obol farming should i do it till everyone has them on silver or is it ok to have only 2 or 3 characters with them?
Mary Jane Watson
im not getting enough statues bro
the real prowess
MJW
also did you know that Hugh Jackman's middle name is "Michael"? like, Michael Jackman
im quite close with mary jane
Ah, it was thunderstorming over someone's pool party
Huge Michael Jackman
HMJ
father of Jackson
no that was me ruining some girl's pool party by summoning thunderstorms and shit
now some would think this is related to Spider man, but others will know what it is related to
how come
me doing anything to say FMJ
wait is mary jane weed
she makes me feel good and able to put up with gen chat
i odnt know what the idleon gen chat is about rn
but it sounds interesting, so im listening
found one
I'm not american enough to know that on top of my head but I figured it out midway 
thats all that matters bestie
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
we're talking about how to overthrow the emperor from his castle
you're reading*
next ingame mechanic is hydroponics
it already exists in idle skilling basically
Perfect Joint Roll
leave the emperor there
i lowkey want bonuses
lava will add crusades next fr fr
oh god
he will add ice creams, reset all of ur idleon progress for op buffs trust
What should I focus on, on guild bonuses?
took like 10 runs but I did it
we can kinda tell what is coming next update. green waterz
is there anything affecting those? i have higher levels for both water bender and fountain filling and i am still at 2 seconds
i really thought Research was going to be like the potion system
hehe, i had all 10 before u bestie
(dont ask about the others)
tbh the trio of potion system might have been the best mechanics in idle skilling
I know better than to ask about others, it just makes me insecure and jealous
also grand discoveries ye
it was enjoyable to make prog and then super level all of my potions
whats yer marble at?
only pushed for nightmare
What’s your guys’ favorite mechanic/skill/minigame
it annoyed the hell out of me but it seemed like one of the most in depth mechanics
4.5 , it costs 50m next upgrade, both
being able to afk
ye on occasions asking about others also gives me nightmares
next game: activeoff
what a disgrace of a bluegem
||unlocked the second page of the trio|| is what really sold it for me, it's like "we've got this whole mechanic, let's add more!"
I think Bizarrio needs some tuning >.>
too easy? I agree
i should really lockin for GDs
why? does it sound off?
essentially the design philosophy lava carried through so idleon
hmm not sure if i even got to that stage
it was fairly late gameish
nvm, had to do a cloud save :))
before ice creams tho (iirc)
More along the lines of how fast it goes to resist, vs the glimmer caves right after it
gotcha. i havent had enough patience with idle skilling to get far enough in it
oh good so your at 1 sec now?
idle skilling kindda clicked for me at the time but it's a game I will never play again in its entirety 😂
the joy of it was in the novelty, otherwise it is just an inferior idleon
@winged mango is your game also super laggy now when farming Clusters? it isn't a memory leak, but the game just runs really shitty after I leave it overnight+work farming
i think this line just became my mantra. even outside gaming
did you skill your boomerang down to 425?
any ideas why its not updating my prayer/ how to fix it? o.O
no, why?
if u left it that long it's like 99% likely a memory leak what evidence do u have against it being a memory leak?
because that reduces the lag
... it doesn't explode my memory?
i dont know how to fix it and why (im so helpful)
is this a joke
Anyone doing Account Reviews?
I am not really great at the whole introspection thingy and would like to know, where im failing badly. I feel really weak. Especially compared to newer players comming in over the last 6 month.
ur meant to respond with the mark gif bro
idleon uses resources of your pc pretty bad is all I will say 
we share a braincell, you and me
How far into yellow water do I have to get in the fountain to unlock the thing that lets me filter coins?
egg 
that cell died longgggg ago twin, we on backup generator now
ive been able to tell
I mean, it uses way more than it should, but my PC is a beast
idleon always at the top of memory use for me
then what the hell is my cell linking to 😭
lag?
Am I lagging or did the chat just go silent
u
holy lag
krieg lining it up on the low
no, just average idleon chat at 7:33pm (my time)
guys look, lava logged on
I mean it probably has the same problem path of exile used to have with only using 1 core and that your pc has ram was not even a option
Not that far, it’s the second upgrade on the left side iirc
QUICK, ASK WHERE THE UPDATE IS!
so why we dont have these as wearables?
in other news, world hunger has been eliminated
update soon 
2 upgrades i guess
Neat, cheers!
ur too poor to craft them
thats actually a really cool idea
who's this lava guy?
i wanna ping him so badly
go craft them u mega whale
no "mega whale" is my alt account
lava has been scamming us with the past couple digs, no final day with 200 boxes
be happy he gives them to you at all

yeh like they're like the original looks supposedly for these classes. I'd like to wear bubo outfit
even forgetting a few days, after he stated that the last boxes would be extra juicy because of the grand tournament issue
Rate my construction
anyone wanna trade their glunko for my stalker right here right now, best trade value - instant delivery, 100% satisfaction guarantee
Lmao the MMO is out the name its now on steam idleon rpg
not even 310
they should become custom clothes that only appear (in a specific spot of the world) if ur the right class
so the arcane cultist fit should appear in W6, in the baby trolls map at a random spot and clicking on that spot could allow you to buy it (or obtain it for free)
kinda like how premium hats do nothing now cause w3 hat rack, so no bonuses but js there for the fit
i consume the tears of my haters
Where are the extra 10 levels from?

give me their souls
sushi
I can't remember, I just play the gamed
sushi maybe'
that cat is fucking pissed
My sushi at 49, it’s such a bore 😭
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3507960/Idlemancer/
If this is what lavaflame is counting down for lmao
lowk I'd be too
T59 sushi
no he literally said its not idlemancer
worst content in the game (almost)
naw he already said it isn't that
maybe. we need a wardrobe
remember when sushi released and all the chat was filled with sushi glazers
another 196 kills and ill be done for today
It’s ok since it’s not luck based unlike that other game mode
can't wait for when idlemancer releases and lava makes an idleon crossover event for it so I am forced to play it 🔥
Thatd be too OP, maybe for w10?
hopefully we get a future blog update
another good day for a suggestion no one will appreciate
you took too long
But locking upgrades behind research is crappy
@restive garden @winged mango so why are we so ungrateful guys?
You greenstaxked pens yet?
why are you such a suck up?
yeh I guess we will never see it then
lava probably got into the habit of adding new things to the update so itll take longer than a week to make
yeees I'm so happy to see lava online again
sushi glazers are real, but they're real like people who eat sticks of butter
I believe they like it, I just don't believe their brains are fully developed
Im watching what would happen if it rained bananas
cus lava won't take my goddamn money
i did that ages ago
huh?
where the sushi station at btw guys
Oki
W7
i have a few pens
In w7 where it stands
o k a y but where
well
you'll soon find out
the best strategy to get the highest sushi
is COMPLETELY RNG based
lil bro thinks we need the free stuff and don't want new patches and new packs
in world 7, you need the j3 research grid first
shimmerfin deep
that anvil tab 3 tho...
what about it
I dont see a full page of greenstacks there brother
that shit is expensive
whats he on, whyd i get pinged with you
damn it, havent reached that map yet
Did bro just greenstack snow buckets and anvil tabs
Bro greenstacking quest items
What a goat
heres one
So whats next greenstack the big 401
im not a suck up. its called having a bit of decency and common sense. people are people and sometimes they might forget or they are busy. can't expect everything you want all of the time. its basic life skill decency
Chiyo likes eating boots, and others like eating from his boot
pretty simple
50/50 coin toss on whether he is trolling with this statement
also im a girl
I’m scared
its basically all printable
you reacted on my X on his lava not doing digs thing I guess 
already got 401st today
Wdym RNG based 😭🙏
oh 
i absolutely did not reach it
i know i mean like it will take some time to do
im nearing 402nd already
fk it I'll bite, SHIMMERFIN DEEP IS THE NAME OF W7 I WAS TROLLING
Late-game sushi is either using blue flame, which has a chance of upgrading your sushi twice instead of once when combined, as to save on the last few sushi ranks
or to just daily spam the salt which has a chance of evolving your sushi
xd
on second thought, im gonna pull a lava and never be heard of again
my late game sushi is doing nothing and letting purple fire build
yo yo yo wait wait
I see
once i get the other stone from nightmare kattlekruk done ill move to chaotic kattlekruk
i been using the purple fires
I refuse to play so same, I don't combine
But I do spam salts
update da gaem
my final message
goodbye (not)
all I do in sushi is spam pepper on t54 to get the other multi up
release my steam funds
let me splurge on pets
goodbye
40 bucks tomorrow
what should i spend them on btw
I HAVE UNLOCKED DEATHBRINGER JR.
Jr?? He has a son??
so blood berserker
idk bro I'm tryna make a p2w account but steam is STALLING ME
salts
its referencing a ai livestream. wonder what that could be..
Yall have time for multiple accounts??
close close
i hate it already
i do not know of p2w
id rather call it a totally free upgrade
naw I intend to drop my old acc entirely
ts be taking ages
Dr. Jr.
Why not just buy packs on your old acc lol
Esq.
cus it is like 2 years unplayed, completely unmaintained, was at the time f2p, it is ass, the names are ass, and uh
cus I can
w(number)gw(number)gw(number) is worse
Fair lol, couldnt be me tho
im watching cooking youtubers while killing this bitch over and over again
no one cares about packs unless the people that buy them are rich af
the shame my family shall feel shall be momentary before the next paycheque goes through
everyone cares about packs unless they are poor af
if you're waiting for bundles to buy rather than the update itself, idk what to tell u
“Do not engage” repeat this daily
is there still not a way to get the 4th slot?
this is gonna be me catching up to ur months of progress with my wallet
i just want doot man
and that full lead armor that gives me 3x dmg and some other boost i dont remeber
new bundles come only with new updates, so they are the same
you must best lava in the final world
world 99
theres never been a way
Lol I make 6 figures and I stopped buying packs, too much pay2win now
no, world 1e308
wait i stroked maybe world TREE(3)
are you a figure maker?
liek i said
there is no p2w
the p2w is the haters we make along the way
legend says world 99 is not even a world... but a cube... within this cube lava controls all of idleon
if u beat him u can reduce the price of all the bundles in the game by 90%
Devops engineer 😂😂
Yes he makes sixes, didn’t you re- wait a second.
do you like my pristine dupe collection
No
Its stinky
so are weekly updates over?
guys
i need friends
can someone be friends with me pretty please 🥺
as far as i can tell yes
As in-game for bonuses or?
no
i mean real friends
weekly updates never last past 3
Oh
Spoken like a true gamer 😂😂
i should have 402 greenstacks today
no one ever wants to be my friend
i ask over and over again, expecting people to at least consider it
yet i never even get a glimpse of what could be
Weekly updates never again maybe who knows
lava be online
Sunshine after every storm, stay strong soldier
"if you miss weekly updates, not everything has to be done. its a only a matter of time."
- sun tzu
Bruh still is 1 dev so may take a while
they could just start this week again too 🤷♂️ or lava will not say anything for a month and then just random start posting again
this is truly our catastrophes before the calamity
How would it be not posting 1 month and he pops out hey about world 8
he aint releasing w8 until next year
Game could not update for 3 months and I still wouldn’t be caught up or even near ready
Ik is just a jk
I just want the rest of the masterclasses
possibly early 2028
But that would be surprising
at best we gona finish the w7 release this year
jk is short for just kidding not joke btw
but still, that doesnt answer the question of if anyone wants to be my friend 😔
Chiyo, we're not done with P2 yet even
add pirate deckhands to death note
yeah I can't find the post but like 2 weeks ago he said there would still be a lot of weekly updates 🤷♂️
hes true
i dont want to post how many nightmare kills i have currently
new maps is always possible as weekly
nice
Only people that care about the game getting updates with new content every single week are endgamers and children
Manta Ray precedent
those aren’t mutually exclusive btw
i just hope lava doesn't work himself to death literally
I HAVE EVERYTHING (exepct for the barn one at the very start)
theres still a lot more to unlock
when will lava add a update for the others game states
same
BUT FIGURATIVELY-
yeah the gems
he does that with his weird numbers and not the game updates pretty sure and then no clue if he even gets a payout from that
and more nodes
What are you referring to
this was in the in game patch notes of the event. so new maps could always be possible
what do you mean? theres more nodes after this one?
PFFFF
You in w6 yet? No then keep pushing you will unlock more
And lots of jewels
im not close to being ready
nb4 he adds an etc map item to w7 shop
whats the best map for clusters? is it sheep or beans ?
frogs
i have
frogs>rams>beans
sooooo much to do
interesting
Frogs
you can event remove the beans in there
so uh
so much to see
frogs > rams
thats a good thing tho
Frams
Yes but we’re talking about farming
and now that i think about it i should apply the polar bear god to every character
the game thingies (early game and more)
Oh you mean keeping the old mechanics up to date
Frogs are obviously the superior animal
never caught a ram in my stream either
so guys should the bear god be on everyone???
If not labbing then yes
or later? my only 2 active players is my archmage and maestro
king doot should be on everyone
i hope lava is cooking up either rift or skill 3
oh yeah that guy
Goodness gracious my phone keyboard sucks today
sure its the phone not your fingers
@shell oyster don’t forget to double link with ES
Elemental sorcerer can link to another god at the same time
nice
Also Hole in W5 lets you pocket another 2 divinities for everyone
if you get doot you can link to all divinities without needing those btw
Did you just have to edit a message because you typed it wrong the first time
ok not yet i need to follow the auto review since i cant do everything at once
but thanks for the info
These aren’t like things you have to grind actively
It’s a talent and a passive bonus
forgot the s on its
alr
I’m glad I’m not the only one lol
Which one should i upgrade chat
the whole exp route
Doli is rarely wrong
tbh Doli is imo the most truthful arbiter here, no ego
then Chiyo
Holding onto you?
work your way over there
It was just in regards to me not being able to type properly lmao
and doli replied with a (small) typo, good times had by all
plus the green circle
not that, i mean the stuff that composes the game states, the ones are these:
early game
mid game
late game
end game
let me know if you understand now.
should update
100 million cavities to go :D
oh so you mean:
world 6
world 7
world 7
and world 7?
gard if you update you'll kick duckkiie off the top 10 
oh aod, nice
who is duckkiie
im still waiting for more
iunno but i'm sure he'd be upset
im close to 403
also is gard trying to reclaim their leaderboard spot?
some leaderboards are cool, some are greenstack leaderboards 
I seriously dont get why you are so invested in g stacks
number go up
if they have 401 then they'd just be equal in score to Ducckkie, which then they'd still be above her cuz the ranking is alphabetical
no I mean are they trying to reclaim first on its leaderboard
I don't think gard can do first right
@cunning pulsar can you? do you have 8 more items to greenstack?
if lava gave us love letters during the valentslimes event i could
but he didnt so thats 4 greenstacks i cant get
Oh ok, so you mean him staying on top of the “levels” of each mechanic and keeping them relevant
theres 8 right here
Im getting close to 250 greenstacks so you could say I'm pretty close to catching the #1 spot 
sorry, 9
but you need 10 cuz his name starts with an F
what pet gives unlimited teleports? or was it another thing?
where can i get more gallery slots?
Mr pig
pig
anyone know why i cant login IT with steam account?
good cluster
i still need another 63 god damn nightmare kills
What if 1 million clusters gave you a 1 mil stack of statues of your choice
kachow all the way
is pig a pet? Why cant I find it?
yes, its from a pack
noooo the paywall ahaha
has anyone here gotten all 100 rat crowns in gaming? I'm at 82 rn
I’ve seen a few people
i see people every day. i go outside you see
the world boss refight button hitbox is bigger than it looks
fakest lie i've seen yet
no response i can give will fight the allegations hard enough
Anyone in this chat claiming to go outside lol
do people trade king doot pet? just asking
im allergic to the outside
sometimes people do
Finally all done with artifacts
He was just released as pack in pet mart not long ago, lots more in the wild now
I meet people every day
like, at least one delivery driver each day bro
ye, it's called an office
i dont meet new people
people suck so thats ok
YO
meeting new people is hard
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🐝 hello
social anxiety goes through the roof
sup
hello tomah, garde, and aedz
43 to go till im done for today
Are giant mobs the only way to get crystal mobs in tempest form
i believe
glitterbug prayer is indeed the only way
Litterbug
hi
Bitterlug
im excited for an update, just dont know when
just permanently excited
the update is happening between now and the heat death of the universe
i hate this gif so much
Then my next question is which TD gives glitterbug
unwarranted
w4 TD
Grow tf up
its the last obtainable prayer
i keep thinking back to this and wondering what he could mean by "i suspect a majority of you will want MORE of this in the future, not less... this is a one off thing"
"I suspect a majority of you will want MORE of this in the future, not less, and will be sad to hear that (as of now) this is a one-off thing."
is it free stuff
i like free stuff
cant go wrong with free
It’s a third game.
Think idle skilling but on mobile
"lava comes out as a vtuber"
no, cause its a countdown for something hes been working on since august 2025
More idle skilling
no because he said its a one off thing
he literally said its not
lavas hosting a meet n greet
Shhhhh
maybe we will get catmaid femboy lava?
another collab 
Hello kerlo of the bees
thank god hes not going to comicpalooza
no because hes never done a collab thats needed a progress marker
He says it's not new Idleon CONTENT so, if it is game related, it would have to be something technical? not anything we'd call content
so not even like, QoL
so I think he means something like maybe full real-time server communication rather than cloud syncs, or maybe server mesh to deal with the lag in super populated servers
he said its something wed want more of but its a one off
that would def be categorized as "content"
i saw mccormick spices doing a one piece collab
A one off game
probably not
well more huge updates like that, so maybe engine switch and stuff idk
lol could you imagine is idleon collabed with berserk?
what if lava is in one piece, not vice versa
but its not idleon related
i guess its not content
Lava appearing as Number 4
maybe lavas hiring more mods for the late nights
I wonder if this countdown has anything to do with the 10 helicopters flying over my house daily
thats gotta be it
mods ban him
lol
isnt that ur job
cant
no, the jr mods can only mute
Making a huge stink about non-idleon related content as the sole developer of idleon in your Idleon server is a… choice
dont want that power
just keep muting him endlessly, same thing
Well he said its not idleon related but also said that its going to be huge and its not idlemance not merch and not any of the other suggestions and he's been working on it since August putting all his free time into it. If its not a game then his comment of it not being disappointing will be false since he's hyped it up this big and directly says its not idleon so idk what else it could be
i guess the only thing i can think of would be hes revamping the engine, cause technically its not content
I think it has to be Idleon RELATED
right? he said not new CONTENT, but I assume it would still be related
which, if it's not merch, then I can only feel it being something in the background
Like, an Idleon client? would fit with other MMOs, or like I said server mesh/real-time server communication, or an engine change
it doesn't really fit with the "you'd want more", unless its a chicky way to talk about us wanting more optimization
I think about it a little as possible so I can just be surprised
Not being idleon content is definitely confusing
i annoy my brother by playing the same several songs over and over again
Revamping the engine to expand the game and the stability will be dope
i assume he means not being idleon GAME content, but still prolly related to idleon
He learned unity maybe? Lol
Its Noidle, no idling of any kind, must be present and click different images every second
What music do you listen to gard, hurry before kerlobee notices
he says wed want more of it, so thats why i dont think its really an engine chgange
depends
Though in stream he stated it wasnt the engine "as no one would really notice"
true
everyone would notice if its the engine lol
What a lovely place I will never visit again
True but what else could it be other than new game then? What's your thoughts
gettin them gains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1RgDSoOajw
idleon related cuz Lava uses it on his streams
For a complete list of music, please visit my channel.
For a comprehensive database, visit https://maplestory-music.github.io
For the latest updates, follow @maplebgm on Twitter.
Ariant town theme.
© Copyright Wizet, Nexon
and thats 500 kills done, now to wait till tomorrow to do more
Lmao
thats what i mean, he cuts down on legit everything that could have taken 9 months while also not being content related and a one off
ill be getting there eventually
the fact that its a one-off just makes me think its not a new game, cause that implies hes doing nothing past the release
Lava was forced to take a second job and he’s his own boss
my 1st w7 mob to reach 1 trillion kills is probably obvious
If it was a game I would think he would just openly announce its idlemancer
If its not content, then it has to be a different side of Idleon
which can be
technical
financial
managerial
idk what else
so like, bringing in a customer support team, or regional pricing, or something like that, an update that wouldn't be in-game content but would be something Idleon related, and something we'd want
Yeah hard to say but maybe its a rougelike game where it doesn't really need more content just something he likes to do and watch players take on to see how far they can progress?
maybe re-opening the game for beta testers
you know, now that i think about it, the irl thing only applies to him cause he said "personal"
But even with that why would he make a countdown to announce that seeing as most people wouldn't care much unless they are active in here alot most players I feel like just play the game and aren't in the discord awhole lot
it could be an idleon in person event
idleon collab with wendys
they wouldn't see the countdown otherwise
Im just prepared to be disappointed and if Its the opposite its a win 
For Skilling card sets is it better to run All Stats or Drop Rate? (I have unlocked Passive for all skills and have all the AFK rate/efficiency/xp cards already)
Well yes and no just because they aren't active doesn't mean they don't look at updates and such it just means they only care about the game not the community
well yeah lava overhypes everything, obviously, that's why i'm going for stuff like this
he's made reference to it in steam posts and in game but who reads those 
Idlecon
OOOOOOOOOOOO
meet and greet with lava at lavacon in LA or where ever he lives, you get a new pack with a pet tiny for a tiny 2000.00
I still think a collab or a full game that has something with idleon in it like survivor
we could have our OWN DISASTEROUS CON
Idlecon the true p2w experience lol
I’ll bring the ball pit
i said that and u said no
Kinda how I'm vibing lol. The counting stuff started so long ago and the timings are so sporadic I'm just not hyped about it at all
cause i thought about it more and he only said personal
i agree with a collab...maybe with terreria or someting
I doubt there is enough people that would actually go to a event in any country
aedz always 2 steps ahead
if he did it on my side of the country and not in cali sure
i'm not even in this man i'm ded
Is Labubu dead or somethin?
he bought newgrounds and retro fit the 1990s website and music, all flash games and videos are from lava
thank god im 1996 and not a gen z'er
and you only thing in usa, usa is total shithole for going on vacation these days so almost nobody from outside would come
Ancient or Eldritch Diety at that point 
theres some games i use to play on newgrounds..
A collab would be cool but what would you want from a collab? Hats and costumes would be cool but no one will use a costume if it doesn't give stats (if they own most packs atleast) and what would it change for the time its around? And why would a collab be in dev work since august?
"you were alive before the internet??"
lol
well actually its the best country for freedom in the world.
just the fact that people are going to want "more of it" throws me off too
My back already feels 40 and im Gen Z, but I was also pre internet
watch it comes out and absolutely nobody wants more of it
Accurate af
im setting myself up for disappointment preemptively, that way i can only be surprised
See that's the most troubling part why make it so good then say its one off kinda thing
this makes me think high dopamine
Lava releasing an Idleon themed vape line
he knows well want more of it but hes also admitting there wont be
Idleon branded lava lamps
https://idleontoolbox.com?profile=skai30 can someone tell me if my tb link works?
usa is a outliner for world tourism, in a negative way
Idlecon 2026
outliner? did you mean outlier or what does outliner mean?
Idlecon is at Denny's
if its something we wont get more of, its gotta be something that actually takes months-a year of work that he wouldnt wanna do again
one person in the bouncy house kills me
Well if it does extremely well I think he'll want to do more
That looks so sad
is there a better map for cranium cooking than wurms?
Coral cave crabs
the idleon supercruise
idk they seem to be having fun
yeah that sorry english is like my 25th language, my first language is dance moves.
theres 2 if you look closely
i feel like thats against what lava does though cause he only does what he loves
what kinda con is that
I stand by my point
I thought it was huge numbers 
it's the con tumblrs tried to make, was big meme back in the day
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i have a feeling 9 is gonna drop with this next update
I first learned the drop and then the number
looks about as welmade as the barbie thingy, or that willy wonka thingy
Tumblr con? 😭
they look like tumblrs
I can’t believe there are people that haven’t heard of dashcon
yeah but that's obviously made by scammers, not by people in the community who are just incabale of doing anything
I can't believe there are people that haven't heard of idleon
lavaflame2 wacky waving inflatable flailing tube men collectibles
Yeah but when it next update we haven't heard from him since fountain and even the event got screwed because the digs weren't reset
not merch
People never heard of fyre festival lol
i would think its a two weeker
that was in 2014 i was a whopping 10 years old back then how could i know
i didnt say he was selling them. theyre collectibles but you dont have to pay if you steals
So this weekend maybe?
ive never even been to a con or festival, i wanna
im hoping
Maybe a monther?
hi, i'm on my 3rd character and sold the crimson string because i was wondering what would happen, and i think i softlocked that questline, is there any way to recover it?
but it legit could be any day now if he feels like it
Im more concerned if he's okay or not honestly
bathrooms are bad, you'd die
Can reclaim from quest log
Check completed quests tab
hmmm
usually ball multi gets removed the week of an update, and it was removed recently, so maybe
ill be back
i frequent festivals etc went to my first con 2 weeks ago... never again man never again.
Lava is just secretly watching chat waiting till we give up all hope to drop everything on us at once
I just want my 3rd water
or its on a timer naturally
10 years old and on the internet, you should know more than me at that time
i wasnt that was my point i was still learning english back then 😭
thanks lol
I'm rather new to IdleOn. Currently in W4, but not sure what I should focus on. Any tips?
back in my day phone and internet still had a shared connection 🧑🦯➡️
Other than Christmas this is unusual to hear so little from him
construction and alchemy. do not wait for those get started with em properly
My fatal flaw is assuming everyone is in the same country/speaks the same language as me
pushing worlds is the biggest tip
alchemy and pushing worlds
Did anyone here get the gold troll pet from last tourney
Lava is taking the idle part a little to seriously
or more faceless names
I'm trying but it's taking ages
I did not even get into 1024 since season start
aye my country has 3 official languages i cant even asume the next town over speaks the same language
i got into 1024 yesterday
I have once but not farther than that 🙁
then focus alchemy and getting better gear
or no, the day before yesterday
best I got was like 6 or 7 wins by now
Takes about a month to get to w7 of you aren't a major grinder and then smooth sailing from there just back track and work on things
im not worried about getting in on any top levels for tournaments. if i can hit gold by season end and die in qualifiers thats okay for me
yay for being parasocial
Yeah. Same(in bronze maybe)
I'll try and push worlds then!
what gimplet are u using to push?
there are certain bubbles in alchemy that can progress you, if you need accuracy, get shaquaracy, if you need defence, get fmj and better equipment
Gimplet?
character
Lol well since he is a single dev if something happened to him the game is over
Currently BM
That’s all I hope for as well. Just want the gold placement and prizes
yeah im aware. i said earlier i hope he doesn't work himself to death literally
this is true
mmm DK is prbably a better pusher bcs of his respawn mechanic
u can tell who all is new or not, lava does this no contact stuff a lot
Okay will swap. Currently have it mining Void
this sentance urges me to raise his rent, but something is misssing i cant really point it out
Lol
NoO! He is ..DeAD!!
maybe a minor spelling erroe is missing
I am convinced if lava was held ransom the community would pay it immediately in attempts for more future bundles
lavaflame2 is... lost media...?
u right, i killed lava, im taking over, thatss what the countdown is
Yes. He told me
im taking idleon to the moon
Jeff the Killer, Smilling Dog & LavaFlame2
new Seance mechanic?
uhh, not sure if this is funny or not
its not, its real
can we get the crypto currency skill where we can rugpull eachother ?
Honestly lavaflame2 and idleon becoming lost media would be very interesting but I wouldn't want that
it's called Ballot
that was gonna be my first update, idlecoin
I support you
Who wants to take a guess at what Lava’s alt account is so he can talk amongst us freely and feel the game out in a casual setting
3p1c!
LavaLame2
he doesnt do that
lavaflamer69
Why not
FlavaFlame2
a dev playing there own game? in this economy?
It's hinted in game in a wuest so maybe
Maybe he is here talking with us.
why is the event shop still there lol?
uhhhhh
No this is strictly for the discord
stays so u can spend points
it might be kerlobee seeing this reaction
female fantasy armor be like
Hey Lava, it’s ok
Lol
Lava is Bee is Lava is Griffy is Lava is Bee
And kerlobee is in idleskilling as well 
Lava, we want you to take care of yourself. But also we would like some more caverns plz
but why would It be invisible?
no, thats stratowasp
It would be lavaflame3 because nobody would assume he would just add another number
Pretty please
Lava let me care of you, I want to explore your new caverns
incoming obligatory person saying who is lavflame 1
i think its bugged, last one worked properly
Lavaflame1??
Lavaflame1 is true lost media
chowder was my show as a child
Didn't he get his name from playing runescape?
weird, I thought it was a soup
Will search that in Dark Web
LavaCape2
it always came after adventure time so it was doomed from the start for me, plus i had this pavlovian response to it bcs it was always on around my bedtime
dont let gazpacho hear u say that
it is fully professional
My old GraalOnline account was AngelofFlames
i loved how they "animated" the background and constantly broke the 4th wall
lazema for his osrs
I didn't know other people played that...
weekly updates ovr??
I think I understand why Lava doesn't talk with you.
especiallyy that one epsidoe of chwoder where they ran outta budget, and switched to the actual VAs
lava has passed bro read the room....
Wait you know what I’m talking about?
F
Griffybit wants to know your location
He does, even gave me a Doot
why am i not there
Classic, Zone, Era and West
he knows my location, lol
He's coming for the red hat in 5 minutes
Doot? What is that?
he has tried
being F2P he won't talk with you either
droprate card 🔥
yeah lava gave me his card
DMed, you’re the first person to know what that is in 20 years
😢
can anyone with starting letter P and S come to [PIZZA 1] Blunder Hills Town and say '1 star, game sucks!' please?
Lava talked to Giri probably and he's 100% f2p
in all seriousness, i am not lavas alt
Come to off topic chat if you want to play hide and seek for a rift stalker. ❤️
Which is exactly what Lava would say
"thats something lava's alt would say"
Nice try diddy
OH FUCK HE CAN READ YOUR CHATS BEFORE YOU TYPE THEM
uhhhh wait
so crying rn is a place for e daters and exploiters to go do their stuff
Huh
Ick.
do we know the threshold yet for 1 sec at fountain?
i need to remember what bonuses pets give. i was looking at my characters on idleon efficiency and was wondering why all the big bubbles in alchemy counted as active. then i remembered that the sheepie pet does that
its a roblox game, mostly used for e daters and exploiters or trollers.
Ah okay
what is bro on about
#off-topic-chat prob
sheepy is genuinly better then doot nobody can convince me otherwise
?
DIddy is a no no.
what does doot do? i dont have him
guys i think im spitting random facts
I stand and sit with you
brave take
links you with all divinities
i think i have a syndrome that makes me say random facts
Thanks! Nee only a player with P now.
autism
thats not bad but i think sheepie is def better
okey epstein then
wish i had a doot pet 
That's even worse. 🤮
Okay.
Wait why we talking about diddy and epstien rn?
no clue
NOONONONONO
REMOVE IT REMOVE IT LAST TIME I PÖSTED THAT GIF PICTURE RIGHTS WHERE REMOVED FOR HOURS
I agree with bee now
im curious what does the little bandit bob next to my name mean?
you guys are wildin
what is it
Really. I hope we don't go to jail like a girl that did this lol
ishow
yea bro i was genuinly laughing my ass of when i saw that case, but i also felt genuinly bad bcs i have said way worse
cmon... no new update today? 🙁 more than week without updates
Nah bro I am staying in jail for 1000 years if this is the case.
they deleted weekly updates
maybe just straight execuction
I just love that gif for some reason
😔
its amasing, its so perfect for most situations
how long should i stay in gen chat today
All year
until you clean those guys up at the very least 
not to long lava u got coding to do
thats what i mean
we need mounts and chairs in Idleon so I can feed my Maplestory chair and mount collecting addiction
no, what we really need is housing, or guild housing
Didn't expect that
mods nsfw in gen chat this is unacceptable
Idleon needs rootbeer
housing system
but all chairs
it was promised to us 2000 years ago
thank you for the report
I was ready for a jumscare but this nope.
clearly no place for a j*b app
🫡
oh cmon XD
the trash AI horse is worse tbh
he's a sophisticated gentlemare
Hotairs countdown has been updated
imagine deleting a j*b posting thinking its nsfw
face reveal
he be pulling a Dream
would be funny if it was just: nothing
with a entire 40TB file of screens of people breaking TOS and we all jsut get banned...
There is the alt account with the exact same name as his
yeah its lavascam2
I dont need to see what I already know about
anyone know which elexirs are good on fullclear and pushing at the same time? i have neglected this for months so im quite far behind
that he has a gigachad's chin
you can check the setups in the pins of the w7 chat
Nope... he's a floofy top haired kind of person
his bench is too low for that 
"behind" and this is where I am at
the bob ross of pixel art lol
he's been bone smashing since w3
oh you talking these idiot face maxers
i hope he hoppped on the crystal meth appetite supressand meta when it dropped in w5
Lavacular
idleon 2
is there any way to quickly get these bars out of my forge?? i have autosmelt on and it ususally banks the bars but it isnt this time and my carry cap is only around 1m
I had made pixel art of his face and hair before... though it made it creepier and I never put the face with the hair... and the hair looks stylized on its own as a pixel art
Its like a slightly tapered on the sides and back and the top is all over and wavy with floof
Idleoff
nah its idleon VR
its a one time thing
tbh idleon survivor or the spire idle are options
not idleon content
In idleon vr, you have the spaghetti code flying around you and you dodge the big meatballs
Idleon houses would actually be a very sweet addition to me at least
VR is way to expensive for no return
Idleon houses were promised from like w6 emp's release
we thought the castle atop Samurai was gonna be ours
I wouldn't be surprised if its some kinda mini animated series
playing a 2d game in vr
the return is you get to have fun, its as valuable as you make it
To be honest I will support Lava on this whatever it is. I mean the countdown thing
The idleon house is in the baba yaga house, you can upgrade parts inside for boosts and do certain things in there. Your pet follower has a spot too.
you are f2p
Idlelore
Idleon house parties when
i would love to explore idleon in vr
but it's not Idleon content so no housing
also whoever got automodded LOLOLOL
Way before that lol
Yeah that's the point lol
you know i really do want housing to come at some point
Doesn't even need to boost anything I just want to decorate a house in idleon
housing is still planned and peopel did vote for it too
I like the concept of housing but I dunno how you'd make housing without making it either super scammy I.E WoW or boring I.E FF15
what would you even do in your house? bring over the idlehuzz? have idlecourse, raise an idley and thus unlock ur last 2 characters ?
but no clue how long it would take
Pets 2
maybe theres rare drops that get added to loot tables and a housing shop that we can craft decor at
couch decoration available now for a limited time for 9.99
i just want separate storage
Nah you get boosts and unlocks and you can use the minigame inside to purchase the stuff with the in-game currency like the fountain has its own money
and we get different housing recipes from world bosses for each worlds theme
And different mobs drop their own themed furniture too
housing could also act as quick ref and you can put down minigames and such
oh dear
no?
it's available with Hearth Coins, which you can get weekly by completing quests
refreshing them costs Hearth TOKENS, which you can buy via gems in the store
kanye?
Love the fact that lava is with us in this
shut up
Can someone donate me a 50th crown?
truelly a fellow budhist like us
Why?
I have seen tons of different games that wouldn't seem like they would housing normally add housing idleon can definitely do it
just better, probably
you know what, im going to write out my own suggestion of the full in depth housing system
why did my screenshot get deleted??
Thank you lavaflame3
yw
Which one
you need to have a visitor system like Animal Crossing
the swastika esque one
Do it. Let us stow capes on a cape rack.
I mean this is what we already voted for but the post is long ago 
drop me all of what you guys want in housing, ill make a list
whats animal crossing?
Are you fuckin dence
im gonna make it better
Don't know what that is. You didn't send it.
Its like the chicken crossing the road
sure buddy
the falador massacre of idleon
thats allright
I wonder why dumbass
it's when the zoo animals need to cross the road, and also need to backstack the Don
still a very interseting shape
DUDE WHAHAHAHHA
bro
Hey wait! So you can rotate the circle? Isnt that pointless? Get it? Cause it s a circle? It has no points? HEHEHE
Lets not forget to add "guild halls" with these player houses okay? 
i mean i didnt make this complain to lava for making these shapes
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Guy posts it after it got deleted.
can we just mute the kids here in chat for a bit
Okay grandpa
A guild base to make guilding more enticing would be pretty nice
Toaster strudel
guild update = never, maybe another tiny xp buff 
Or 4th party dungeon. RIP. (tier 4 keychain when?)
i cant make a joke these days anymore
can't wait for the 4th clicker to be even worse than release bubba
tbh from the last few messages I don't think you could make a joke ever
where you found this? And is this something pretty pretty old 😄
Just remove the current guild screen's buff buttons and make a room with them all in there and have different representations or unlock certain furniture based on current level of stats
Future content channel
unc's vs newgens who will win
Wait player housing?
Stfu bro yall got some edgy ass angle pfp
Who is talking lol
You and too much XD
there's like 3 of them here in chat, you pulled a shotgun with that shot
ragebait
future-content-blog? from which year is this? xD
Sunk cost fallacy I put 30k points into a guild I'm in and dont want to leave but I want to join another more active one
Ragebait first boss
Uhh hold on let me scroll up a while
just check this poll, it had about the most multiplayer stuff to add and nothing made it in the game by now
decided to lock in a bit in tome and stuff and the quest is like this rn i saw pll post abt but i dont remember what to do to get past anymore can someone help
its kinda hard to do multiplayer stuff when there is a s10 sec latency
got im!
theres no reward currently for reaching rift 61 right?
do you really want multiplayer stuff in Idleon tho? I feel like it's a perfect case of players not knowing what they want
Bro thinks we are going to use our real photos in discord
delay does not matter for the ideas
Oh. He meant "Angel..." not "Angle..." Very... obtuse of him.
having a shared clicker/boss is still singleplayer but you work for it as multiplayer
just got deathbringer
Can you cut my pizza into right angles, thankyou
- visitor system
- bosses drops world backgrounds
- display cases for capes, armor, etc.
- furniture shop/anvil and obviously be able to place furniture
- separate furniture storage
- rare furniture recipes dropped from mobs
- house progression system that lets you do upgrades or expansions
- be able to quick teleport to house from quick ref or something else
- be able to obtain or craft minigames to have them at your house
- a player like/rep system that showcases cool houses every week and all time
- bonuses attached to likes
- beds for nothing hours multiplier
- being able to place obtained pets in your house and lock them or having your own pet park
what else
my condolences
Sheeeet, ya me spelling kinda crooked lol
Or a community wide event where you need 1 trillion afk hours and can't use candy in a certain spot