#off-topic-chat
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we can't even make channels
Also lava specifically says he don't want nsfw on his server
Lava has the right to make those choices when he releases the next bug free update.
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We, the people, want a NSFW server. We, the people, pay him. We, the people, ....don't have a say in shit.
you the person
Me, the player
Lol, I used to be one too
i want a nsfw channel hell yeah dude
I even got 6 chicks at the college I work at that want me but they're pissed cuz I'm married and turned em down. Lol
Oh adam do you want invite to my tentacle emporium
why not
why not what?
What did I do???
what's badass?
not being a incel virgin is what you did
I'll just mute myself.
ok
@tame sparrow yes
!mute @pearl oak 60 being a dumbass
Its pretty slow right now, feel free to post in the appropriate channels
Space engineers is pretty baller adam
I do not wanna any nsfw channel lol, it would be full of lolies u sick
i haven't played it in years @tame sparrow
i was trying to figure out how to fucking dock my ship but i gave up
obviously loli stuff would be banned
jesus discord is super slow atm
is it for anyone else too?
no
I reinstalled a few months ago and all the new stuff was so confusing that I uninstalled until I have time to relearn the whole game
My old warframe clan has a nsfw channel.. it was.. weird.
Discord seems to be working fine for me
Works fine here too.
well like that is the point of nsfw I guess
I mean, it can be nsfw but not weird.
My old warframe clan broke up and I somehow ended up as the owner of the loneliest dojo in the universe lmao
The guy that originally made the clan asked me for it back once and I was like "no is mine now"
I burnt out heavily on warframe.
After 877 hours
Most of those hours were after I got fired from my old job, lol
I'm burnt out right now
I practically lived in warframe.
Waiting for a few new updates to come out before I play again
I just can't go back.
my old Warframe clan was pretty awesome
Also, I am now addicted to monster hunter world.
we called our leader space mom
she was pretty cool
It's crazy how some games can really eat sooooooo many hours.
yes
playing lots of Apex legends, probably have like 800 hours
ad is a good game
It is
Though I cannot put my finger on why.
Something something numbers going up, something something simplicity
Also infinity challenge 5 is a bitch
Completed 1-4
But oh.. the reward for IC5 looks sweet
Not unlocked the 6th challenge yet.
I suppose at this point, IC5 will require a ton of micromanaging.
Made an attempt but got sick of it.
12 more enemies to finish the mountains. Iโm definitey clearing them this ascension
like what?
"join this discord channel"
!mute @golden ivy
Mute won't stop the dms though.
fucking ad bots is what they are
yeah but he won't post it on the server at least
we can't see the join channel anymore
for some reason
lava removed it
eat
or at least made us unable to see it
It would be useful if I could see the join channel :/
Hrm, new discord update.. and it's taking time.
Wonder if there are any major changes
yeah it took me like 5 mins to download the update
on top of that discord is being super slow atm
I got it too
It just started for me.
got another one earlier too
NOOOOOO my progress is all gone ๐ข
Updates are normally superfast.

But I guess if discord is being weird.. well..
he's not in the server
Got that one too
For me showed as offline after sending that dm.
Got that one yesterday
"i'm not a bot, I promise"..
sure
So he is not one
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also only a human would use the word "bruh"
yes it's impossible to have a bot write bruh
I'm also a bot
this is gonna take forever to get my progress back
Same
We are all bots in here
it's why I don't write bruh
Bot gang
Third time is a charm
fifth*
fifth is another charm
Tenth*
I was waiting for the magbot to correctly spell captcha
lol
It didn't happen.
Mag is a bot ---> Positive
captchacha real smooth
picaptcha
picaptchu
captchaptapchapcaptcha
cha cha real smooth now
picaptso
charlie brown
chapcaptcha
Captchat
criss cross
take it back now yall
every body crap your pants
no
captcha real smooth
crapchaptcha
Craptcha
soon bots will outperform human in captcha
the next test will be
complicated logic problem
if the answer is wrong it's a human
Bots already do outperform humans at solving traditional captchas
I heard some shady pornsites used to have users do captchas to get free vip.
I guess that's why you need to do multiple captchas nowadays.
wait, why would that lead to that
^
I dunno, because the shady pornsites used that to get around captchas on other sites?
At least that's what I read.
oh like using it to gather data on the captcha
well, solving a captcha by itself has some value
google use their captcha data to improve a bunch of stuff
All of your data are taken
Teeeennn enemies left.
Not looking forward to doing this again after ascending haha
Hopefully, it will be faster next time.
Yeeey 
I WAS GONNA SAY
That was my first pet too :D
Same
How rare are boss pets?
Well, first raid pet
!chy
Want to know the health of an Asylum boss, how much a BP perk costs, how trace drops are formulated, and other miscellaneous info? See Chyromyr's doc in #idle-skilling-info
https://discordapp.com/channels/437797104786604034/515321395861913600/587719290610778152
first bosspet whatsoever.
rare
I have that and a demon pet I got after buying the mastery pack
Demon pet is the last pet I need xD
idk like the worst pet is that pupper or second boss
Like I was trying to get him maybe for 2 months
and nothing
Ugh too rare xD
I totally forgot about it, it released in 2017 apparently.
Thanks google
bro imagine being a fucking clown
"russian superhero teamup movie" gave me results ๐
and posting advert
and how do u wanna make money
what is that, russian superman with stalin, why they made this lol
i need a 25
like what
hi Nut
ok
ok
Yes
Ooooh.. got scallax from a hyper egg ๐

Right hyduck, time to get a breather.
from the capsule.
Oh yeah, got the occulon X card yesterday. That felt awesome.
400% more asylum keys is nice!
Asylum become a gem mine with that
Got 343 keys atm. Got the first two cards for each asylum boss atm.
more then 3k too lazy to spend it
hehe
13k xD I really need an autoclicker
same
For spending them/ spelunking /perk points
Gonna try for the third card for each next.
but my phone does not support that huh
Given up on asylum pets for now.
Maybe one pet will drop :p
so much green
Yeah xD
Ok I am at A&W
Bleh, need to get the cards I need to 6, but I've been too lazy to farm starcards.
Made a rush to build all the card constructions for normal cards and raid
That really drained my starcards ๐
Also need to get a ton of frozen obols to continue construction.
im back
oh boy
we're gonna get another #๐future-content-blog post
soon, hopefully
@foggy thorn "So much green" .... Are you mocking me?

Announcement that delay announcement for the delayed bug fix will be delayed due to bugs with the announcement
its only the high rankers that are active..

Ahhhh. I want to be green too, some day!!!
well it would make sense if the high rank people were talking the most
ma balls
8* value of incompetence
m
Lol
Oof
so much green
what are the rank levels
idk
there is none
Hmm
Wack
back to dipping myself in some ngu idle
It was a nice future gimmick
what's wack
So thats how i look in future :)
teehees are level 25 yes?
Finally got trips :)
Not 27?
27
@granite oyster how did you get trips
!promo
Nice @granite oyster
TeeHee -- Requires Rank 27
Defiled King -- Requires Rank 20
Cultist -- Requires Rank 15
Bandit Bob -- Requires Rank 9
ive been playing longer than you and ive never gotten one
that damn mastery is taunting me
unlucky
I gotten quads
ive never even gotten a two pair
not fucking trips though
my luck is unimaginably low
wait if you get quads it doesnt count
@distant siren it's all just luck
and i have none
i finished all of my contracts
Yes, because you "only" need trips
but in getting quads you got trips
I got trips :p
I'm missing 4 mastery tasks
2 :p
wow
a ton :p
im missing probably 10
get 37 high score in hoops
get threatened by lava
get trips
get to teehee in 6 minutes
do i need high starting kpk?
You could do 2 of them on the spot, kuaka
I need having all event card / 9* cool cash basically
And hoops is easy
Is there even much of a point in rebirthing once you have your tree maxed?
What are considered T5 equips for the pearlescent one
You already have 9* cash is way more amazing
some of the dark mode pots boosts your damage quite a bit but they require you to rb
can you reach teehee 63?
9* cash seems impossible lol
Of the T5 too I don't have
I am at 62 lol
I hate that it just says "a lot" after a point
go to 63, get away gains, congrats you have negative/overflow of cash
Is that good or bad?
bad
But that f*ck up the cash no ?
WHAT IS 63
Yeah
teehee63
When you overflow cash lava comes to your house and kicks your dog
oh
Teehee 63
A number
im at 34
when you overflow cash lava sends the FBI to your house
I think i saw this conversation before
deja vu
soon ill actually have 9* damage instead of using valor to get me to 9* damage
That's a lot of stars
ok cheater

kuaka is not cheater
Not cheat
Yes, he idled for it like 20 quadtripple gazillion years,
correct
I overflowed in years
nice
@distant siren #550107059920699392
@distant siren #off-topic-chat2
offtopic butt
fron what is this then @distant siren
69
NGU
nice
Kuaka if you rebirth your cash is still overflow ?
still don't know if i should get into it since my progress has slowed down a lot in idle skilling
If you relaunch the game it should reset your cash back to 0
and away gains means like getting the while you were away screen, right?
I'm not 100% sure what does/doesn't cause the overflow
Relaunch is cloud save / deinstalling the game or just quit the game and re open it ?
Or rebirth?
quitting game and re-opening
I don't remember if rebirthing will work or not
it's been a while since i looked at the code
Ive been able to overflow cash for a while, Ive just heard people say it messes up bad so i havent done it
They made it sound like it was permanent, idk tho
i didnt think i was gonna hit 9* damage before my doom gauntlet passed my slashers but thats totally going to happen
Nice
takes a while
^
my doom gauntlet is about 50% of the damage of my slashers right now
DOOM
you just need to level the shit out of the potion and push FOA as far as you can
when does DOOM come out again?
ah
i have FOA at 181
Hiya
hi bray
howdy
hello
yo
Foa was what again?
Father of All
father of all
last crusader boss
crusdad
i mean he is the father of all
Makes sense... FOA... lol
crusdaddy ๐ซ
I just bought an Amazon gift card and am about to place my order
foaM
also ik ive said this like 3 times alreadt but ty static again for the steam key lol
but that would be weird
Static gave you a steam key?
but yea my slashers are 1k crystal? i dont remember the name of green damage, and my doom is 595
Luckyy
STS?
I see
its a good game
No problem lmao, I already own the game so it was just gonna sit in my unredeemed humble keys forever otherwise
im trying to find the max amount of cards you can get in a deck
I want a humble member ship
I haven't played it in a while I should pick it up
apparently it goes past 1k cards
I'm broke right now
I have the Humble Choice Classic plan cause I was subscribed before they changed the model
i always tried to go for infinite combos when i play StS
Bought a wireless mouse and a monitor stand, so I have no cash left
thats what im doing rn lmao
Arm
Wireless mouse? ew
have the life link dudes going and just stacking draw cards
I'm still only paying like $12/month for like twice the games each month so I'm never gonna convince myself to cancel
Ooh I have cat pics
Humble has my money 4 life basically
and you could always sell steam keys for games you dont want tbh
The real reason I cancelled my humble sub was because we were poor :/ One day I'll pick it back up
Yeah I typically do that once I have a bunch
steam keys are praqctically worthless once they've been on humble
ive done it, 1 9* damage
now I just have a bunch of shitty games that no one would buy lmao
My pic above is my cat
Yeah Vad but you can still get a few bucks for some of the bigger names from the monthly bundles
Her name is Milky
I love her
Milky cat <3
Yeah she doesn't like her tongue in her mouth
adorable
poor thing, that's way too many litters
Yeah
We adopted her afterwards and got her fixed
We kept a couple of her babies
Like my other cat
Mini-milky
And then mini milky had about 2 litters
hey anyone know how to get flash to stay allowed for a site on cpu
u wanna play flash games or what
yeah but mostly just want to be able to play idle skilling without having to deal with the whole ask for permission nonsense
Should be a permission that's says always ask and you can uncheck it.
PC version or Kong version? Lol
pc version on a hp laptop
I set mine to always ask or else it just doesn't load for me
Chrome I think now always asks regardless
Not sure how other browsers work
Also try checking the flash perms in Chrome settings
Yeah. chrome is phasing flash support out there is no way to override the prompt on every session now, as far as i know
stop flexing
Stoooop
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โขฬ โฟ ,โขฬ

Do you want some $ Lucky ?
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^-^
Dang I want those cards
And how do you have that much of cards ?
made them myself
oh
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, you're flexin knock-off cards?
wdym nah
I don't see any star cards, you need to up those bonuses man
they are bootlegs
my interest has plummeted
oof
same
I am curious about how you made them though, or did you just like make the designs and paid someone else to make the physical cards @golden ivy
You should have left them as paper cards, they burn better
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

ha
One more
I don't get it
He's cold
not funny
didn't laugh
F R I E S
how many nudes for cards ?
3
steal got ya
I wonder what's the max for this guy ๐ค
got 55 on respective tank, any further increase?
So long as you keep researching, I imagine it's max level would be what you push it to
oh god I wonder who's got it to lvl 100+
according to the card set doc, away gains on all screens caps, not sure if this is part of that
you could probably go to 1000 if you had enough resources @tardy crescent
Hi
heyo
Howdy
hi
Talk about a milestone
hellowdyasy
Clamato juice, Coca cola, and milk creates evil in a bottle.
What moron originally had the idea to juice a clam? Much less add it to tomato juice? Disgusting.
I dunno, but my uncle just offered me that concoction... Without telling me what it was.
Suffice to say... I think I need a new sense of smell. I didn't notice it's smell till after I tried it...
try orange juice with milk
Prefer that over this...
it's an actual drink
Just told my uncle he's not allowed to give anything to my child anymore. Lmao
it's called morir soรฑando
it's really good
Has anyone had horchata? I keep seeing it in random spots and am curious at how it tastes...
Also that orange juice drink would be good with vodka in it. :p
wouldn't know
I don't really drink but I do sip things. Lmao screwdrivers are just orange juice and vodka
So it being sweet wouldn't really be that of a strech
Morning y'all
Hi meat.
Not feeling great but I have to get ready for the day anyway
Hey, at least you didn't just vomit up clam tomato coke and milk.
I hate my uncle. -_-
shudder
Ok yeah, I don't wanna know the details ๐ณ
Clamato juice mixed with coca cola and milk.
He carried it into the hospital in a thermos.
Wtf
But why
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Urgh. At least I was in a hospital. The nurses are all running around trying to clean up the mess. Lmao
The clamatojucicecokemilk needs its own room.
They took the thermos from him. Lmao
But why would he drink something like that??
I dunno
90% sure he brought it just to get her to drink it lol
Did he want to vomit?
He took a swig before me...
Or wait, you vomited
I vomited.
But why would you drink something like that?
Snow's genetics have gotta come from SOMEWHERE
Clearly you are insane.
Ah I see
My genetics have smelling issues. Lmao
So you didn't know what it was until you tasted it?
We already know Snow is a tad impulsive
oh hey meat
Yeah. He said id like it.
Did you do something silly?
Anyways. Step dad had 80% of his stomach removed.
like take some philosophy classes
It was some kind of weight loss surgery?
Tumor or Cancer or something that was preventing him from eating
He's recovering so. :)
So, the thing he brought was kind of what he felt he needed to eat?
btw, just a joke, this reminds me meat, hey meat I like u, not personal just a stupid joke
But by drinking it
Mmph don't say the c word I get PTSD or some shut
I think my uncle was trying to be a dick.
Kvetko not really that funny she's gone now
cringe?
ยจcondom ?
rhymes with answer.
Had a falling out?
Shh.
Me. That's what happened, wrong place to talk about it
Such is life.
ahh
Meat is getting help for his state of mind. That's all that matter.
well I had like, too much to drink, so I am overly talkative
You were supposed to quit kvetko
Kvetko when do you have less than too much
Just don't buy alcohol ๐
but like, new semester...... sometimes there is no time to drink so at least that
Blackwolfe did you chant your name title to toilet room for meats sake?
do not buy alcohol .......
do not take pills same thing to me
Dunno what you are talking about
Lmao
Having no inhibitions is fun sometimes, 2 days ago I jumped off the school shelter into a massive and fuckin deep mud puddle (formed from rain)
..
I jumped into a tree.
I got mud on everyone within a 6m radius
yes when I said that my PhD teacher she is wrong, there was massive fucking deep puddle too
KVET ๐ณ
she was tho
...
I missed something lol
I don't know how to feel
I made cookies... :(
I do not have oven
it sucks
I mentioned that I jumped in a mud puddle and over here is implying that he made his PhD teacher wet by saying she was wrong
Xv
Those are cookies
crepes with corn
thats not a cookie
B r o
Oh God. It looks like the clamto vomit.
I put 4x the amount of butter accidentally
Looks crepey
That's a failure
And half the oats
that's not a crepe either
ok, nvm, what is that
Isn't crepes supposed to be rolled up?
how the fuck
it's clamato vomit
Need to fry him up a cookie
well it is more crepe then cookie tho
yes wolfe
It is the sensible way
Clamato vomit it is... It has to be.
Why did you burn the bog Glitch @golden ivy ??
we have that here it is called "palaฤinka" and it does not have to be rolled
That thing looks disgusting. I don't care how it tastes, it looks like vomit
Well
And that concludes this episode of cooking with bray
and milk
Yeah it definitely is clamato vomit and not cookie
ยจbut ya not vomit
Cooking with Meat episode 1
Meat, bacon cheese toast?
Let's cooking meat
Mm.. mushroom and bacon toast sounds great
Damn it I'm hungry now.
I'm not
I'm
Seeing as I lost my lunch earlier.
This cookie oozes butter with every bite
moist cookies
Moist...
Look at the plate
...
Butter
Alright. Talk to you all later. I'm gonna go home. Lmao
Seeya
Nah, youre not the right size for me. :p
oh like divorced ?
I miss the crust just burst the heat on max
but like I do not even eat bacon it is expensive here
He's out of town and wanted me to go with my mom for the week
@golden ivy only add the recommended amount of butter
I cook from my own tastes
That's better than the bog Glitch /cookie
Butter is like 20 grams I think
anything is better than those "cookies"
but like that is mean
My mushrooms!!
and what is that ? some lard ? ๐ haha
Grams is good
Ikr
imagine being weird
I have not had bacon and toast for breakfast like maybe half a year
how rich u are muricans
I'm Australian
he's Australian
I never take breakfast
no
Lul
yes same thing for czech person
Imagine being on earth
Imagine being literaly a butt
better then being butt country I guess
Australia is meme
it does not exist
fck I am just mean now
I guess I am going to sleep huh
And we use metric bray
Thanks kvet
Yeah that's what I thought
Meat is cool
You have the Brayden seal of approval
Twas a joke berry man
Who even started it?
I know Ashley cropped it but was it her who found the fleshlight?
yes
Hmm
she found a fleshlight where lol
yes I can
You are using a pfp made by another person
My bacon tasted good
So I can use a seal made by another person
And so concludes ep 1 of cooking with Meat
I got permission to use it?
Same
I called up the company who makes fleshlights
show proof
Fair
Lava has gone to a vacation
Nah u got me
I'm too socially anxious to pick up the phone
I guess it's time for me to make a seal
something get broken when i tap an "get resources" button and i accidentally got ~200 crusade levels and holy tonn of resources lol
new bosses
I give a ton too
and the collect all is bugged
they give other resources?
Funny, how I just skipped red and went straight to green resources
It's green then red
^
No skip xD
it's green, red, and blue
And LOTS and YIKES 
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Oh yes
silence
Milky approved
idk like this cat look like shit
It not
can't wait for lava to come in
cats are shit
and unpin that message
ya like "who the fuck is me"
Dogs are shit
They are
how
Cats are cute and they make you happy
And dogs bite you
cats and dogs bite u nitwits
and u ment like, dogs can be good guardians or hunt dogs but cat can not be any of that
yes
I never got bite by a cat
I was
everything bites
cats bite just like dogs, just because you haven't been bitten by one doesn't mean shit
awww
Well it bite less hard
no cats are just mean
A dog can make you stop walking by bitting you in the leg a cat can't
but dog would not bite
they do tho???
Dogs bite people all the time
had one bite my leg when I was 13
A cat ?
dog
cat, no bites yet
like, but imagine, comparing cat with dog... like 2 kg vs x kgs
cat bite and scratches, cats are bitches
Never really get scratche too
dogs are loyal if u know how to handle them
Cats are
A lot of person have dogs and can't behave them
cats are like,"fuck u give me a food u fcking slave"
because they have breeds that they can not handle
You never can get bited by a cat when walking outside but a dog can bite you a lot
But bitten by a cat is not really bad like they don't bite hard
Like yes but not compared to dogs
no, like imagine cat and imagine same size dog, anyways.... cats have sharper teeth then dogs
I Can imagine but in reality they don't have the same size so that change nothing
rat dog is less harm then same size cat
like we have both
and cat will most likely hurt u more
because, they are bigger predators
if that even happen
well comparing 2kg cats to 15kg bulls
huh
but like, idk
for me cats are more mean then dogs
Well ok but for me it can't even be compared
Well, I finally got Sentinel B. So... I guess I'm done? I quit playing now, right?
Yup that's it, you finished idle skilling
Now we harvest your organs
Congrats
Watch this when:
-When you rank up in League of Legends
-When you finish your homework
-When you get an A on a test
-When you finish an anime
-When you win a game of Counter Strike
-When someone finally gets the joke after 2 weeks
-When Destiny finally wins a game of Leagu...
Sounds about right. Those organs have been growing for the better part of a year.
Congratulations
Means I finally have Beastmaster, which... still doesn't work right, yeah?
MeatBaster
I'm home then I have to go to school
There was a furry sitting in the waiting room at the clinic
Specifically a wolf
Furry in the clinic. Time to hug it.
Beastiality or zoophilia?
what
If it's a furry, would it be beastiality or zoophilia?
You're basically asking attraction or Act.
Ashe is so dumb
You are kuaka?
Who's ashe?
traps arent gay
People aren't straight
