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If you're clumsy, everything drops
ah ok, srry
If my spelunker farts, does the fart rise or settle at the bottom of his hole?
no u
It depends how much air he has
thats his only way to breath though
D:
Fart density
Fart Math
How dense is helium?
Dense
I mean... Methane.
pawn knows about helium
You pants catches all those
Meaning there's no presence of underwear
They make... >.> a thing... For catching farts.
Ur mom lol
Wow you know a lot about this
There was a news article about some company who was very serious about catching farts...
Didn't know it was a thing until then, and I swear it's some sick guy joke
Heinz makes this stuff called Mayochup. Freaking mayo and ketchup already mixed together...
You kept asking for that stuff, so I made them for you.
Of course brayx would like it...
Whys that?
Cause you like everything.
I'd rather have cocktail sauce mixed with mayo
that sounds kinda nice I guess
For my fish and chips
but im not a huge mayo guy
You must like miracle whip.
when you see snow nibble on chips
Salad dressing isn't mayo.
Yeah
Google search zoophilia
No
"Miracle Whip is a sauce condiment manufactured by Kraft Foods and sold throughout the United States and Canada."
"sauce condiment"
pls no
SNOWy
Heinz wants us to look up beastality.
yeah I did
also snowy do u play lots of idle games?
1 is a reverse of roles
Dog fucks you or you fuck dog.... Hmmm I see no difference.
And yeah. Lots of idle games
Was just about to look at ngu. I haven't played many PC idle games.
Some games are just not to taste.
NGU is great, I know the guy who did the art for that game
"art"
Lmao
NGU and idle Skilling have a lot in common really, mechanically speaking
Except instead of spending money you allocate energy
... Why doesn't this discord have an idle game associated with it.
But there’s an adventure mode which is similar to fight mode, training,
I know right? We should find an idle game to talk about. I heard Realm Grinder needed a discord
We could become the Realm Grinder Gang
They kinda fucked it up the last update I played
Which was like a year ago though
It was fun figuring out the meta required for the next tier of requirements. That was unique
Bray you should make your computer portable
Something like smilebot for our discord channel. Lmao
Oh you mean like
sadly mine is bigger than that and also where monitor?
A discord bot idle game
Yes
That’d be meta
Brayx beat me to that question
An idle game in an idle game discord
Carry an HDMI cable and plug in to any available tv
ew hdmi
Bray doesn't like good pictures
Bray only uses VGA
nah i use hdmi
What do you mean ew hdmi, you're not pushing 4K graphics on that wee rig lol
You can’t expect us NOT to poke fun back at a joke like that lol
is hdmi much different from other ways?
Dog butt
Its a deer
Walrus
It’s different from a lot of different cable types
i cant read the words because they are too small
Snowy can you share that again but in readable form
but im happy about that
I opened it in my browser, you posted the thumbnail version basically
WHAT IS THIS AN IMAGE FOR ANTS
Ah. Yeah. They only gave me thumbnails
No stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I.
You can learn more about this television here: https://www.thehistoryoftv.com/predicta/
whatever video he posted this is a cooler video
Ja, baby! Ja logo ja!! Hear the remix: http://youtu.be/aUIPYmNWPNc
'Ich bin cool!' is available for download from our website store @: http://lingotech.net/german
100% cooler
no
I've actually watched this video before
his german shit or mine?
The PRedicta restoration
AY
I watch a lot of restoration vids
send
You might like Mr. Carlson's Lab
vad
vad
that's pretty epic jodoc btw
lol
spam
no
spaaaaam
ham
clam
ma'am
dam
bam
wham
jam
btw i have a whole folder of weird little tunes like that bray
jesus
oh you guys saw the 2 sounds that are in idle skilling?
same
@mighty shadow do not talk in #achievement-pics
Oof
Ashley
is Ashley short for Ashleyeetamirina?
what does that mean

RIP
ashley answer question
thats funny the other song i was gonna play with that gif was "uc mirin"
is Ashley short for Ashleyeetamirina?
What if talking was my achievement?
and bray said amirina
you weren't tho
spam
nah
Oh god oh fuck
no
before I die I see the mods I have ended dying on the floor in front of me
did you see it
uwu
I just realized something
@foggy thorn No I haven't seen it before dying 😞
really bray
You can put mercury in a mtn dew bottle
@mighty shadow 😔
You can put human blood in
the blood of mods
which I don't consider human
that will truly be the last thing I see
One time i put bleach in my butt to cure my autism but I don't think it worked and now my pee is a different color
I did that but I put the bleach in kuaka's mouth and instead of curing autism I was curing the world of kuaka
my pee was still blue after that
Bray seems to like attention in general
<#>
If there was a venn diagram of shit posting and attention posting
It would be a circle for bray
thank you
bray is the circle
i hear that gif
kuaka is just the first mod to come to mind I guess
next time i make bad joke i will do funny
Bob
beacuse of they way it was used
Yeah but they couldn't call someone a dick
yeah ok
i like spaceshipz
same
not same
i really wanted to animate alien lava falling out of the ship below it, but being caught by a tractor beam
but thats a lot
see now i look like a crazy person talking to myself when u delete messages kuak
Shout out lil kodak
how do I even delete
One time i almost got shot by a guy who looked like lil kodak
o
you lift your shades and shoot lazer beams from your eyes
yeah wtf\
I was in florida when I was young for a vacation and nothing crazy happened
i wonder if they realized kodak is old camera
Which part of florida?
idk
Cause there's good parts
too young to remember
And then there's like
and I never bothered asking
near disneyworld I guess
Which is where i almost got shot by lik kodak jr
because we went there
Yeah that's a good area
ok good
i mean mickey mouse did try to bring me home with him in a white van
but other than that it was fine
Now, go a few miles out of Celebration to Orlando
Specifically the OBT area
Prostitutes and drug dealers as far as the eye can see
It's pretty okay
hookers n drugs > disney world
ofc you know
isnt that disney land though?
well I guess im flying half way across a continent for some top notch drugs
thanks for the tip
ok bubye read book
Lol look at this guy, book readin
I gotta catch back up
thats not a lot keep going
Yeah, it gets good around 3 or 400
LOL
And then even better around 600
I laughed too, but it's real shit
just watch 500 episodes to get to the good part
just read 99% of book and u will enjoy 1%
Yeah it took me a solid month of no lifing to hit 1k
I just started reading Legendary Mechanic, but I'm being less obsessive
read everything
Legendary Mechanic starts good and stays good, at least in the first 100
We need a craft that requires 69k of Lewdplants
huh
queso
Can we have a discord role for meme police
no
Can we have a discord role for fun police and give it to kuaka
no



partner?
uhh yeah some people don't like me calling her my girlfriend
yeah pretty much
I don't get relationships
like what do you do
Who cares what some people like
vad, you are an expert
actually good point vad
I should probably sleep
sleep is for the weak
now
but
?
overgeared
overgeared?
yes
for what
everything
The easiest way to get a gf is to look for them among things you already like doing. Like at the book store or the dog fighting ring
I'm about to spend a few hours on legendary mechanic before bed
that requires me to go outside >:(
Can i find a girlfriend while duck racing
probably
definitely
Yeah you kind of have to go outside to find love, that's how it works. Unless you can afford one of those mail order brides
how do you know
I don't wanna talk about that WHORE
how do you know
lol
yes you do
tell me chisme
I'm going back to my Chinese literature
chinese literature for what
some mechanic
what
Yeah he's an assassin but he also builds stuff cause he's a mechanic
holy
could I get a name
sounds neat
this sounds like the plot of a manga
The Legendary Mechanic
the legend of boruto
The legume mangler
The lentil Manifestation?
beantastrophe
The leaning monkswood
The left-handed magician?
The laminated manatee
The pint sized slasher
the hash slinging slasher
You stole my line
too slow
ok
Did anybody even read the script?
no
what script
there was a script
there's a script?
^
I thought we were professionals
we are?
this isn't improv?
What the hell kind of production is this
what you're getting paid?
wot
I'll be in my trailer
wait we are getting paid?
im not
TRAILER?
me neither
i had to rent an apartment
I blame agriculture
I'm gonna rent that ass
DOWN WITH FOOD
vad pls fuck me
no up with food down with sleep
I made my points against agriculture this morning
it would be great to not have to sleep
playing hard to get I see
The Asylum Boss has been defeated by a player! What an absolute UNIT!

queso
what does killing those bosses do?
the end of life
Can anything truly die, or are the echoes of your actions reverberating through the universe a different form of life in it's own right?
queso
All actions are impactful, meaningful is subjective
si
too bad you cant have any
malo
Ok well no and yes but no and also yes
Por qué no
It is time
si
porque puedo
Nao?
pero por que no
I know french better
i dont remember puedo
Let's speak that
i dont know french at all
oui oui oui
I can is puedo
Puedo
duh
119
69
Etc
Police in Canada is 112
nice
So no
nice
Naw I lied
my nice was for the 69
de todos modos voy a comer queso
adios
I got hoes in different area codes
i know you said you're going to eat queso but what is de todos modos
anyways
You're now subscribed to hip hop quotes
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yea
Everything in Vancouver is advertised as "north Hollywood" which is dumb
bitches n hoes
I'm sorry Miss Jackson, that command is not recognized
!oceanman
Take me by the hand, lead me to the land!
Ocean Man by Ween from the Spongebob Squarepants Movie. All credits go to Ween, Ocean Man and Spongebob Squarepants
im going to sleep
tengo queso
Yes
i know i said that before and i hate having to sleep
I am want cheese
midnight run kuaku is after you
You like cheese?
Ayyy
la mierda en mis pantalones está muy caliente, pero también es agradable y blanda
Todo esta bien?
What's the first and second part mean?
Huh
it means "Todo" and "bien"
Yeah
yeah?

xd
My Spanish is bad but I know enough words to guess
still we got more resources than we will ever need even all players ever to be in idle skilling
pero el queso
qué pasó con el queso?
F en el chat por el pobre queso
F
dame el queso
yo se que tu tiene queso
Pls
Cale-se
-_- this is not portuguese
Ik
agora é
haha
Eu quero queijo
Adam es tonto
#546778328367890492 @foggy thorn
no es portugues
Ellos tienen un canal en Portuguese
Espanol es bueno, Portuguese es muey mal
que es ingles
Or like basic german
no gracias
no tu
tu mamá
Vamos a ver, señores, no sé qué os está pasando por la cabeza ahora mismo, pero no hay ningún reglamento en la lista que me impida usar el español perfectamente en este canal. :^)
hon hon hon baguette
uses uno reverse card
in french you can say water infinite times in a second
What if lava made us a roadmap for the future and released small updates as planned
That would be nice
agua
A demonstration of my Working Digital Computer Version 1 calculating a few numbers in the Fibonacci Sequence. WDC-1 is based on the book "How to Make a Working Digital Computer" written by Edward Alcosser, James P. Phillips, and Allen M. Wolk.and published in 1967.
correcto
yes
no se france
ni yo
My Lego computer sadly got destroyed
mi abuela es de Francia
Good night son
Here's a video from my favorite restoration channel.
https://youtu.be/u71kzF1XfQM
This restoration is on an early 1900s W.F. and John Barnes Co. No. 5 velocipede screw lathe. James from the @Wood By Wright YouTube channel came to my shop with two of these lathes; one for me and one for him. We both absolutely love the look of this lathe and he plans on u...
antique machine tool restoration
Neat
He restores lots of different things. He restored a really neat chainsaw one time, it was a double ender. HUGE motor on it
for a chainsaw
Designed to be run by 2 people
Any parts he can't fix, he will generally fabricate and make look original
nice
happens when you spam balls
Yeah, after i did it once it was pretty easy to redo
I like the hyper balls that fly off the top of the acreen and never come back
That should just be visual lol
But i haven't looked at the code that enables the trail
Having a partner who always upvotes your posts is like basically having another account
it keeps going up LOL
well no wonder your girlfriend runs out of data. You're posting too much
She's using her nan's phone right now because hers ran outta battery
lol
She's watching tennis rn
Do you have any idea how much electricity costs?
LMAO
Oh and btw it was her nan's birthday so obviously I wasn't allowed to come and watch with her
I love when the family all gets together to watch tëññïs

Every gf I've ever had has been invited to all the events that have occurred during their tenure
I'm invited to parties n stuff but not family events
Except the parties aren't like those alcoholic parties because both of us hate 'em
Seems sus
alcoholic parties 
Also I cut my hand on my CPU fan earlier and FUCK it hurts
Why did you do that
ouch
I dunno lol 
@void spade look into code for basketball, i think the hoops ball and the ball to unlock hoops share code. Tapping hoops ball in midair drops it straight down
I guess that's what happens if you touch a 2400rpm silent fan
eyy ubuntu is finished installing
The computer needed a blood sacrifice
Actually that makes sense
There's a variable for if you can shoot or not. So it probably gets fucked up somehow and freaks out if you try to shoot while midair. If i had to guess @hushed gull but I'll look yeah
Nah, it's not checking for midair shot
I've seen it many times in my IT career, sometimes blood is the only way
You can have multiple shots in the air no problem

@hushed gull huh, it's consistent too, the midair drop thing. They probably do share code so I'll look into it
Yeah i tested it a couple of times
Me big brain
ALSO, shot check is super busted. I can inconsistently have 4+ balls in the air at once
It seems to free up the variable on hoop contact, but it just randomly doesn't work
Yeah there's a few attributes in your save for hoops. They get set to different shit all over the place under specific conditions it seems
Fun side effect of intended behavior and multi shot: making a basket with multiple balls before the hoop moves will cause the hoop to move an amount of times equal to the number of shots scored
So if three balls make the same hoop position, the hoop will move through three positions
Seems like there's a flag set on score to move the hoop when the ball despawns, and it checks every live ball, not just the initial score
Time to try and play Diluvion again. Hope I don't get fucked by a game breaking bug for the 4th time
IDK who I was talking with before about Huawei phones and network equipment but there's a new article out from Wired on the topic.
https://www.wired.com/story/us-feds-battle-against-huawei/
Sup guys, me has returned
Welcome back you
sudo = "moar powah!"
Wish you had that sorta functionality in Windows 
Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh
Windows has a lot of... diverse... ownership and permissions issues
delicate way of putting it
I mean linux is sexy af
That's not gonna make me switch because I like the plug n play functionality of windows
Don't have to to bother what you're doing because as long as there's a windows installer file
If I ever own server hardware again I'll definitely be running linux on it, but my PC is mainly used for gaming so Windows it is
Yeah same
I'm gonna keep this PC in good condition because it's super easy to do anything on linux
But when I get my new build I'm gonna install Windows on it
The issue with running old hardware is that the upgrades take a while
Yeah
And it's not as snappy as my laptop
It actually doesn't have SMT either it's got 4 cores/4 threads
and SMT makes it soo much better
When I boot up my XP machine
For general video viewing or in a game?
Actually haven't tested in a game
But it can do web browsers just fine
Also do you know if there's any way to have a splash startup screen
You mean a screen during POST?
If your mobo supports BIOS flashing there are tools you can use to bake an image in for that purpose, yeah
most mobos do
It might be too old prob
Gimme the model number
Also I wanted to know if you can change the Ubuntu boot screen? (Instead of the generic purple)
Yeah you can do that, too. You just need to locate the relevant guides
Here's an article form 2017 on ubintu splash screen changing
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/customize-boot-splash-screen-logo-linux/
Ah that's an asrock board
I'll do some checking
Okay that board does support BIOS updates, you'll just have to find a tool that can open the BIOS file and remove the old graphic and add a new one in its place
You could do it manually with 7zip
You would download the BIOS file from your manufacturer, unpack it with 7zip, replace the image with your custom image, and repack it in the correct format, then flash it to the mobo
7zip is like winrar but better and totally free
also has a linux version
The debian version of 7zip supports ubuntu
Yea I have 7zip on my laptop
Actually linux probably has a built in archive creation software lol. IDK why windows only has .zip support, its hopelessly outdated
and woop I missed like 3 messages from my partner because I was installing software
The issue is I usually tend to actually see 'em after she's long gone
Who was it that took offence to you calling your partner girlfriend?
I don't actually remember
Oh, so that's where the sun goes when its not here. Fancy.
ubuntu
yeh and
The cat wanted to scope out my PC
The laptop is running Windows and the massive box in the bottom left is my PC
lol
the specs were actually pretty good in it's time
even i could make it look nicer ngl
cmon I literally installed it a few hours ago man 
Nah she's chilling in the corner
OOOOOOOOOOO a cat
We all have a cat
Cats are funny
I like cats
Cats
Anyone on?
... please @here
Is that because of cats?
Would choose to kill a cat, rather than have messy wires.
I'm hoping what he meant was that he hopes the cat DOESN'T do that
Isn't the cat already on the initial jump position?
Good job
oh yeah and i got emigdala's card, then entertainer y and z
both right in a row
emigdala x's
Damn, good haul
OH YEAH
and my emigdala bell 0 run got me his pet
lmao
rng for once is on my side
well what is your best card combo in arcade?
I've had two pair and three of a kind, nothing better
yeah i've just had trips
I only ever got trash and pair
I think I've had trips, before mastery though ;-;
😄 Finally, last blood tank.
Teach me your wayssss
@runic belfry at a certain point it's impossible to produce a pet lower than the parents
So it won't be much of an issue later
Helle can anyone tell me if i should always get keys from the contracts or is the other upgrades good? Only bought 1 Green key so far but i can afford a orange one now, should i just buy it?
But No one answers in there, and i thought you guys might be able to quickly just say yes so i could buy my shinny key 😅
But Will keep my asking to there sorry
Want to know what to buy with gems?
Trouble understanding Spiriting?
Need some Beginner Help?
See Adam's Ultimate Guide in #game-info
https://discordapp.com/channels/437797104786604034/515321395861913600/587719290610778152
It's right below that post
Yea and it says keys first so my question was mostly does that mean i buy EVERY key and then buy other stuff after unlocking everything with keys, i asume IT gets more and more expensive?
Aight thx
It's hard to tell someone something like that because this game doesn't have linear progression like most idle/ clicker games
So it's kind of just what you feel would help you the best
Wipe it
Remove the sardines though, don't want to ruin it
Lubricates the lines the electric flows through
science
You don't want dry boards
So...
When next update will be released, again?
Like, with next event, and all...
It's when it is.
No info yet?
Just watch #💖future-content-blog and #new-updates⭐
I don't see any info in where vad mentioned
Lava always posts there when he has anything to say about the state of upcoming patches
Or when there's a delay in receiving cards apparently
That, too
I check #626350601814409237 everyday with supreme disappointment
Ngu has cards now lol
That is one complaint I have about NGU, all addons go on the end. Everything new happens in late game
And I'm not there yet :/
Why is that shit so popular it ripped ideas straight from idling to the gods or whatever it was, much better game. The humour is weak and it takes ages to get going. Now it has cards wtf?
People are the ultimate herd
Nope
We have no predators anymore, dumbasses everywhere
Faster progression than Itrtg. More features. I'm not hating on itrtg btw. I'm just laying my context.
I've played itrtg for more than 4 years but i still think ngu has done it better
Consider the fact that 4G is an old itrtg player and actually asked for assistance from Ryu himself
Maybe I’m misremembering then, humour is much better at least in itrtg
Not really that good humour; but, at least enough to give you a quick chuckle
But yeah, itrtg focuses on a very different part. While ngu revolves around adventure.
I just think it’s weird how people jump on stuff like Witcher 3 or hating no mans sky. Popularity is everything
Can't agree more.
When games were reviewed in magazines quality mattered
The witcher 3 and no mans sky both had quite rocky launches and are excellent now. No mans sky was much rockier of course.
Or reviews didn’t matter just quality I mean really
I mean Witcher 3 isn’t bad I think it’s bloated though, I thought Witcher 2 was more streamlined and better but you’d never hear about it
3 just hit mainstream
Because Witcher 2's gameplay was hot garbage and still is. Witcher 3 has satisfying gameplay, and that "bloat" is dozens upon dozens of hours of genuinely enjoyable story and sidequesting
I meant in opposite ways btw nms hated while Witcher 3 praised
Witcher 3 fully deserves its praise at this point in time. The game is excellent
Honestly I thought Witcher 2 was harder and more enjoyable
The other reason you don't hear about witcher 2 much would probably be that it is 9 years old
Skyward Sword came out in 2011 as well, but nobody plays it because BOTW is out and its fantastic
I think Zelda mostly deserves its praise, they set a high standard from the original games.
Burn it all down
I'm just saying, your determination that Witcher 3 doesn't deserve its praise puts you in a tiny minority.
Yes
And that’s ok
To have an opinon
Opinion
Skyrim is shit oblivion was better
Kids love Skyrim though, it’s the popular choice
Morrowind blew my mind to start with
So I understand the love
People still play and enjoy skyrim over oblivion because of the massive engine improvements that were made between the two games, and the fact that Oblivion is now 14 years old.
Sure, Oblivion was a great game.
Skyrim is great, too. Morrowind was great once you buffed past the asinine dice roll combat and figured out how to escape from cliff racers.
It’s modded a lot as well
I think Oblivion's story was objectively better
In the same way that New Vegas's story was objectively better than Fallout 4, but I still would rather play fallout 4 over New Vegas because of engine improvements
Daggerfall is worse because its just way too big
regardless of the massive improvement in engine
way too big
Whole lotta nothing
I like oblivion because of the colour scheme and variety, oblivion gates were great too, it’s one of very few games I platinumed without trying.
Skyrim is too easy to break with smithing and there’s too much snow. Yeah you can up the difficulty but it should be balanced anyway
And they are are still using the same bloody god quests
There are a hundred ways to break Oblivion lol
Old elder complaint
At the end yeah
But you can break Skyrim in hours
I want to earn that power
Any word on the es 6?
Good night Meat
kitty
Later. Launch title, big kicker, that’ll be it
Like oblivion
Or was that after, I don’t remember.
Off topic maybe, chat dead anyway.
That cat looks like mine
All cats look alike
Nah, mine's white
And my other one is black and white
Totally different looking
I think all cats smell terrible, though
Segregation
oblivion was a great game, there's a reason why mods to port over it's mechanics to skyrims engine exist, and why skyblivion still sees dev. it just suffers from running a way older engine, and never being remastered unlike skyrim
So I’m watching Dracula on Netflix and the chap is controlling wolves and turns into a wolf. Is that traditional? Like from bram. I thought the vampire 💏 werewolf stuff was new
what chap is controlling and turning into wolves?
Dracula
turning into a wolf is something I've never seen, but controlling wolves yeah
vampires having influence over the creatures of the night, all of them
and wolves are often considered in that group
Wait it’s based on vlad anyway, I remember now. Vlad the impaler
Well I guess the mythology is old, animal control sounds right
the specific vampire dracula is generally believed to be based to some degree on vlad dracula yes
but vampire lore is way older than dracula
huh... thing I learned, dracula, at least bram's original writing, was only very loosely referential to vlad dracula, mostly just the name, and maybe a handful of random scraps of info
i mean... there's a reason elder scrolls vampires often enough get portrayed eating flesh as well as drinking blood
They eat brain in some parts still, for the magical powers. Apparently 50 odd percent of people are resistant to a fatal illness caused from eating brains and all of us are descended from some cannibalism
There are monkeys that are predatory also
also thanks to some joker mentioning NGU earlier, I guess I'm going to be picking that back up again while I play the waiting game on some stuff in idle skilling
Try grim clicker, it’s not bad
where's it at?
On steam
ooh... neat
i'll take a look. I was playing something called territory idle not too long ago, but didn't really have much going on to keep me going during the long progression stuff
any other idle games you'd recomend? I've played trimps, ngu, idle skilling, clicker hero's, and that's about it (maybe one or two more on android)
Not really, I’m always looking. Idle skilling blew a lot out of the water.
big time
idle skilling and ngu are probably the best one's i've played in terms of content
Imagine telling someone to DM me and then pinging me anyways
Oh yeah soda dungeon 2 when it’s “shaked”
contact a mod
DM static
what