endgame-chat-w7🐟

[jolly finch]

i hit 16b gmuah caps i just barely did it in time

[pine zinc]

im guessing a big rework of the game itself. its one thing he hasnt ruled out.

[brittle lava]

gotten a huge boost in main print samples tho (copper/oak/goldfish/flies) flies went up like 20x and the rest that were done within the merit shti load more

[radiant wind]

not awful

[waxen kernel]

why worship week?

[radiant wind]

its never won, need it a single time to hard push td and then never worry about it

[crimson moat]

huh theres also a massive popular idleon update

[brittle lava]

p3 w7?

[crimson moat]

GREEN WATER PLUS 50 NEW SUSHI

[brittle lava]

w7 p3*

[broken vault]

I freaking knew it bruh, no matter what he said i knew it was gonna be idleon content

[median harness]

https://tenor.com/view/its-happening-gif-23353691

[tender shadow]

W -1 coming

[brittle lava]

he said no NEW idleon content

[median harness]

https://tenor.com/view/stay-calm-gif-23331870

[radiant wind]

the update will be a new clicker, more sushi, and green water

[crimson moat]

no, he said the countdown isnt about idleon new content

he never said it wouldnt be anything alongside with it

[median harness]

tbh this seems like it is also coinciding with an update

[broken vault]

Everyone was saying it wasn't gonna be idleon content because of that tho

[brittle lava]

10 is the char 11, at the same time w7 p3 requires 11 chars

[copper orchid]

Any tips on what I need to focus?

[craggy hatch]

would be nice to have a rework of the game to remove bugs and inconsistencies with numbers when swaping toons haha

[crimson moat]

dk mc royal guard

[upper karma]

[brittle lava]

well everyone is dumb asf and should go back to school for english classes

[icy tundra]

what's the current ballot vote?

[broken vault]

Nah no chance, why would the players of this care unless it's related to the game

[final thorn]

what market is this ? please

[broken vault]

Did u do the bean trick or nah

[subtle bay]

farming

[icy tundra]

farming feature unlocked after spelunking cave 3 or 4

[pine zinc]

i thought so too, and it fits with the whole "not new idleon content" but still be idleon update.

[obtuse zealot]

Ok big reveal is going to be like some garbage BUT

update will be deadbones tags copium

[brittle lava]

no NEW content doesnt meant it cant be already existing content. and keep in mind e.g. royal guardian, dk mc, is already in the game because it is being shown in the dungeon shop. stuff like that could be a technicality but it is kinda in the game

[tender shadow]

Idleon upd = qol and fixes prob

[median harness]

the UPDATE can be related to idleon, while the COUNTDOWN is not

[fossil rock]

how is the update already massively popular if it’s not out yet

[final thorn]

thank you wyileee and dino

[broken vault]

I'd bet both my kidneys and a lung that the countdown and the update are related in some way

[fossil rock]

[icy tundra]

idleon upd = event related to 10

[median harness]

please, tell me where i can apply, i'd love to sell them for you

[tender shadow]

10 new settings option

[crimson moat]

if it has +20 atom level and singed tome im down for it

[brittle lava]

some sorta shop that brings back old event items for the slab? ill take that

[fossil rock]

And half of them still won’t work

[broken vault]

Get me 9 a darter and I'll add in my second lung

[icy tundra]

I need +20 atom and the 5th kaleido

[crimson moat]

fomo shop rotating weekly

[fossil rock]

Like the last “qol update”

[tender shadow]

Ngl these settings be trolling

[crimson moat]

looking at this enrages me im ngl

[icy tundra]

wallet update: all packs are 20% off

[graceful gulch]

Tomorrow is the end of idleon to give way to idleon 2?!

[icy tundra]

nah we are going from idleon to idleon 10 baby

[crimson moat]

wait until w8 is idleon 2

[graceful gulch]

Idleon 10 part 2

[graceful gulch]

Your pfp is your little void? What a cutie

[icy tundra]

when we reach w8 the boss kicks us back to w1 and you start idleon 2 and it's idleon on a new engine

[prisma topaz]

For only 32 Installments of 99.99 if you have all companions.

[graceful gulch]

Actually kinda lit ngl

[icy tundra]

now avaible with buy now pay later

and the loading screen is all of lava's yatch on the sea

[long python]

UPDATE SNEAK PEEK FOR TOMORROW: THE HIGHEST REQUESTED IDLEON UPDATE!!!
• First Person Mode
• Sniper rifles added
• No hardscoping
• Rust only, new map in W7

[brittle lava]

damn im stupid! should've went skill xp for research xp

[icy tundra]

pretty sure that won't work

[brittle lava]

research not considered a skill?

[long python]

I haven't spelunked or opened my spelunking in weeks, maybe months now, I don't remember.

[icy tundra]

I want to vote TD so I can push waves but I'm lazy

[brittle lava]

please dont do it. i need to do that too but ill procastinate it again for another few months

[graceful gulch]

Add dust2 to this and we’re cooking

[tender shadow]

Stamina still wins

[long python]

you'll need to wait for another 10 count down for that

[obtuse zealot]

Nothing will change stam winning, hopefully update has a new cave

[icy tundra]

I can vote stamina but I will procrastinate on that too

[obtuse zealot]

To be completely honest id prefer stam to td, I just hate td so much

[tender shadow]

New cave unlocks idleon 2

[winter radish]

xD

[icy tundra]

I want to do a TD week and then never think of it again

[wary bronze]

im already waiting on idleon 3

[obtuse zealot]

I just dont D;

[wary bronze]

which is going to be idleon 1 again

[tender shadow]

Dam bro alrd ahead of us

[upper karma]

: (

[wary bronze]

+12 speed run portals WOOOOOOOOOOOOO question for it though, is w6 boss on its current like.... tier? so like if it takes 1e26th health, itll be like that once i get my vman there?

[crimson moat]

yeah she was like 6 months old in the pic

[long python]

what even is a much requested idleon update that would warrant such a stupid timeline/countdown

unless hes adding like 100 QoL features at once this seems silly

[wary bronze]

i can only hope all 3 master classes come out at once :3

[fossil rock]

the countdown is not related to the update

the update just happens to be at the same time

[upper karma]

big farming

[graceful gulch]

More packs of course? If you read the pack tier channel they’re always begging for more

[native gorge]

why did my dr drop by 5k.

[primal wadi]

hes adding more paid packs

[obtuse zealot]

Codfrey?

[median harness]

oh my.... i need to get my beans up. my largest trade was 151b beans, currently sitting on 51. i need to level so much

[fiery mist]

Massive idleon update? do you know what else is massive?

[native gorge]

nah, just shuffled. I was hovering at 34k, now im at 29k. im confused.

[fossil rock]

20 qol changes, half of which don’t work, the other half no one asked for, and 10 new packs
W update

[obtuse zealot]

Cmon bro

[radiant wind]

chips? cards?

[fiery mist]

What bro

[graceful gulch]

Jiggle trophies at codfrey or check buffs at emp/master classes/ pets

[obtuse zealot]

All good say it

[native gorge]

I thought i checked cards, but nope, im just a moron. lol

[bold stirrup]

is this guy worth swapping to? i already have all ender captains or whatever theyre called, lvl 19+

[radiant wind]

always them cards

[native gorge]

returned to gods grace

[fossil rock]

if u have 20 endercaps already, no speed is useless

[fossil rock]

one could only dream

i think im at 4 months now with 2

[bold stirrup]

youll fill up, just takes time

[native gorge]

number 10 - idleon macros

[fossil rock]

WE can finally put our presentation clickers down

[manic shadow]

Cards?

Oh nvm you fixed it, didnt read all

[red marsh]

helium does not affect the drop rate multi from siege breaker?

lame

what should I focus first on exotic market if I just unlocked it

[wary bronze]

IN A DAY I UNLOCK KELPFISH PORTAL W00000000000000

then its time for some reliquiem pushing

once i unlock the portal....

[fiery mist]

Hotel

some mf said hotel

[ebon aspen]

the massive uberpatchen in 24 hours

Finally our characters will be able to die of old age

and we can re-start our journey from zero

but with a 10% bonus to all numbers or something

[upper karma]

[vast onyx]

More micromacrotransactions of course (nothing micro about $30 packs tbh), what else could we Idleon enjoyers want

[wary bronze]

should i buy one of these for when the new master classes come out?

i have 2 sb's and 2 bb's and 2 ac's...

[frank pollen]

It's the only one that has been made available I believe, so.. good idea to buy. You never know.

[wild vortex]

Has anyone used one of those? Is it basically a total character reset or just classes?

I can't read, so I see it does lvl 1 but that's skills too I assume

[upper karma]

@charred condor can I uninstall now : /

[steel meadow]

did someone know what actually happen in sneaking when u getting detected but the character wearing a ninja log. if i get detected and the ninja log is chosen from the game do i get the exp ? mhhh

[full ember]

turns character to a beginner I think

[ebon aspen]

are you ok bro

[full ember]

ot should let you rechoose all class paths due to such

[upper karma]

oh so we do get an update at the same time

well thats nice ig

[full ember]

if you mean skills O font think it touches them

[ebon aspen]

he did say that in future blog

[jolly finch]

new tech for gstack reset

[distant glade]

ahh lava

[full ember]

I havent tried it though so not 100%

[jolly finch]

summer event

deadbones return

[ebon aspen]

bikini attire bundle

[modest pine]

Why does he have to release so close to poe2 new season release

[upper karma]

Not enough interesting in the game to care for the tab these days

[upper karma]

: /

[ebon aspen]

valid

[vast onyx]

Cant wait to see how rigged the game is to convince people to spend more money

[red marsh]

after infinite star signs and shiny lvl up rate, which shiny mobs should I focus?

[upper karma]

Shit dead game or dead game

[jolly finch]

i lowkey dont want it to return i got 3 lucky with 0 spent on that event gatekeep the dr

[fossil rock]

Shokeen will finally go p2w

[upper karma]

I dont want it to return cause ik ill spend more then I should just to only get +1

[wild vortex]

[upper karma]

Shokeen and f2p... riiiiiiiiight

[jolly finch]

dont even vote man

[wild vortex]

it's so bad

[jolly finch]

you already know whats gonna win

gstack sigil syrups

[fossil rock]

Spelunking glazers need to be ended immediately

[upper karma]

worship points

[crimson moat]

spelunk item runs are so annoying and take so long

[charred condor]

you missed one

[mighty parcel]

well at least now we know the time of the update and at least it will come with idleon content so ... YEY?? xD

[fossil rock]

Might as well vote and redo tds atp

[crimson moat]

voted for skill expp

[upper karma]

[wild vortex]

I'm not going to care once I finish this tier of sigils (inevitable new tier immediately after)

[upper karma]

...

[crimson moat]

how many you left?

[jolly finch]

bro waiting for nonexisting divinty pts merit

[charred condor]

What a shame guess your never gonna be finished

[wild vortex]

2

[upper karma]

bros never heard of ballot

[shut depot]

So um... I did some gearing up (I didn't have the pages for boots but that's coming). I may have forgot to do this earlier... teehee

[crimson moat]

dang w sigil speed

[jolly finch]

thats what i meant they are the same thing tho

i meant nonexistant as in we are never getting it

[wild vortex]

841k

[charred condor]

me want

[upper karma]

div week shows in 4 days ez

[fossil rock]

Did you equip bullets for the first time

[jolly finch]

i have like 1.2 i should pop

[crimson moat]

its actually close to mine you must have used a fuckton of syrups

[shut depot]

How'd you know?

[jolly finch]

mfs voting anything over that though

[wild vortex]

A metric fuck ton

[crimson moat]

figured so

[shut depot]

And choco chip for even more

[fossil rock]

No other gear would give you 30x dmg

[wild vortex]

how many you have left?

[shut depot]

I also spoke to lava to gimme more dmg

I did not know wp was that strong😭

[charred condor]

curse u

[shut depot]

Or that 3k is a lot

[wild vortex]

I think some got stuck in the cap

[crimson moat]

i could push the next 2 if i did a bunch of runs tbh

[subtle musk]

is the reveal me blowing my shit smooooove off?

[jolly finch]

i forgot

[subtle musk]

hendo pray for me

[iron goblet]

155% con xp

[subtle musk]

down the garbago he goes

[charred condor]

did you see what i got yesterday?

[subtle musk]

no

[long python]

what do you have equipped though

[iron goblet]

close enough

[exotic mural]

oof

[subtle musk]

I'm not mentally ill so I like exp

[long python]

you're playing idleon you are mentally ill

[ebon aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/kronk-point-debate-argument-angel-gif-17274775

[subtle musk]

nice

[subtle musk]

what a ballot

[graceful gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/true-thats-true-pretty-true-yes-i-agree-gif-17987856

[subtle musk]

sticker

[shut depot]

Speaking of gearing up, my 8 other goons also need gear + I need to do the gear set things

Sigh, I have to play idleon

[ebon aspen]

nono, no playing, only idling

[shut depot]

Who should the chosen one be?

[subtle musk]

ok now I go bye bye again till tommorow 1pm cst

[ebon aspen]

NOOO KIWIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[crystal wedge]

[long python]

if the update has "mass gear create+equip" or "craft top level item without having to manually make every item below it" I'll cream myself

[ebon aspen]

he is gonna headbutt the wall to time travel to tomorrow

[graceful gulch]

that and the induce sleep to time travel methods are unpatched still

[ebon aspen]

and still no ads injected into dreams...

[crystal wedge]

if the update has lab shop rework i'll buy every single new bundle he adds

[shut depot]

I will personally lick each one of lava's toes and dust off his entire house if he does so

[ebon aspen]

so many exploits that need patching

[shut depot]

Do we know any hints about what the countdown is for?

[long python]

HINT: PETS!!!!!!!!!

[ebon aspen]

Imagine being dreaming the best illusion of your life and suddenly "NEW DREAMING BUNDLE WITH SUCCUBUS PET THAT GIVES +420% WELL SLEEPING FEELING AND +67% AFK GAINS MULTI"

[graceful gulch]

lava rn: https://tenor.com/view/noted-meme-but-looney-tunes-gif-22310685

[crimson moat]

if i dont skip this 19 imma be sadge

[iron goblet]

what is winning?

[crystal wedge]

pray that lava adds unskippable ads every teleport

[shut depot]

Succubus? Hell yeah

[crimson moat]

you already know whats winning

[coral nest]

what should i use the point on?

[ebon aspen]

if stamina wins we should all uninstall

[native gorge]

80 dolla bubba supreme incoming

[ebon aspen]

just sayin'

[shut depot]

If the ads arent about idleon then I dont want it

[crimson moat]

you know its happening

[graceful gulch]

afro bubbs come first for sure

[upper karma]

rip my super stacks m8 flowers

[native gorge]

I wish. afro bubba would be best pet

[charred condor]

time to start the M8 push

[mossy shale]

if i am chaining in sushi, when do i use salt shaker haha

[iron goblet]

xd

[shut depot]

Do other people do spelunking? I never do that often enough to always need stam regen?

[crystal wedge]

nvidia introducing AI ads

[red marsh]

what is the best map to farm alchemy liquids with cranium cooking?

[shut depot]

I do citringes but apparentally I'm also stupid

[native gorge]

deckhands if you can, samurai if you cant, tremor if you cnt

[wary bronze]

I AM MARBLE MAN!

[crimson moat]

tremor wurms afaik

[shut depot]

Wait

Hmm

[upper karma]

back to pain

[charred condor]

your about to get roasted (not by me)

[vast onyx]

Literally havent even seen a single one of these, pulling since the update dropped lmaooo

[wary bronze]

i got through 1/2 of w7 p2 with nothing but marble :3

[charred condor]

You farming m7 again??

[shut depot]

Silly guy mogs

[upper karma]

idk what "again" means considering I never farmed it in the first place

[shut depot]

I am never gearing this dude up properly

[iron goblet]

i was planning to stick everyone into lab and turn off the game till next merit, but i guess stam is winning

[charred condor]

i meant did you drop down back to m7

[upper karma]

na im in m1

[wary bronze]

spins propeller the opposite direction so you go downwards instead of up

[candid horizon]

ooooh, just saw the 10 dropped. lavas new baby and content? popular i guess would be stuff from player suggestion

[shut depot]

How do you spin something that can be spun both ways backwards?

[wary bronze]

I CAST UNCUTS YOUR PIZZA thats how.

[vast onyx]

Bold of you to assume hes ever looked at player suggestions

[shut depot]

Never cut it anyway, just eat it bite by bite

[charred condor]

lmao if i was farming m7 floor 1 i would be at 0% detec

[wary bronze]

[charred condor]

wait i only need 2k flowers for 0%

[iron goblet]

@charred condor do you know how many flower stacks you need for the first real m8 floor?

[candid horizon]

He is a fine dude, ofc he checks that.

[full ember]

propellor blades are oriented auch that while they could be spun both ways only one should generate upwards thrust

[harsh rose]

No, thats the whole reason why I do need stam regen though. Bonus week makes me feel bad and I actually do something while its on.

[charred condor]

99% i probably need 1m flowers.....

[jolly finch]

fat

[shut depot]

Just don't do it either way

[charred condor]

im still at 100% detec at 55k flowers...

[upper karma]

smdh

[iron goblet]

thats alot of missed symbols

[harsh rose]

And miss bonus week!? Insanity

[charred condor]

yeah looking at the amount needed for just the first foor i realistically am never getting to 99% so im gonna drop

[shut depot]

But if you play during bonus week that means you have to play idleon

[upper karma]

E55-57 for some lotus fml

[livid iron]

How does one obtain the salt shakers in the sushi minigame because i unlocked it ages ago and still dont have any shakers

[shut depot]

And we all know we don't like playing idleon

[charred condor]

instantly in m7

[upper karma]

[vast onyx]

We're never beating the allegations

[shut depot]

Did you unlock it in the sushi upgrades or just research?

[shut depot]

Maybe he is bugged

[livid iron]

ITS A RESERCH UPGRADE?

[shut depot]

There is one that gives more

[livid iron]

SEINSE WHEN

[shut depot]

Since sushi

[livid iron]

I have the sushi unlock

[shut depot]

It doesnt unlock it but the wording could make it sound like it

[vast onyx]

It says on the upgrade in Station, you get them on daily reset, then the research upgrade gives more

[shut depot]

But you have the upgrade for shakers as well, right?

[livid iron]

No what square is that

[radiant willow]

can some1 send me link from the site?

[vast onyx]

If you're not getting them daily, try cloudsaving and reloading, if that doesnt work then post to bug reports and forget about it for years until its fixed idk

[livid iron]

Oh, yes i have purchased the upgrade in the sushi minigame

Missread

[shut depot]

Huh, thats weird

[long python]

THE HIGHEST REQUESTED FEATURE: IDLEON MOVES TO MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION! ONLY $29.99/M FOR INSANE VALUE!
F2P STILL AVAILABLE! W7 LOCKED FOR MEMBERS ONLY!

[shut depot]

Welp, good luck, you're gonna need it

[livid iron]

YESSSSS LETS GOOO

[native gorge]

love having to waste an insta on an impossible task

[livid iron]

Lol

[prisma river]

Lol a battle pass

[shut depot]

I use mine on soul runs cus I don't wanna do those

We're not the same

[candid horizon]

popular update: NEW CONTENT

[native gorge]

OH COME ON

[shut depot]

Rare popular update: qol

[long python]

hehe I do a little nothing and nothing happens

[shut depot]

Just press it on a warrior

[long python]

that would require to play the game

[shut depot]

Oh yeah, you're right

I'm sorry for being insensitive

[jolly finch]

just quit the game atp

[candid horizon]

you have to roll the boulder upwards for sometime

[jolly finch]

mining level should be at least 220

[spring raft]

How can a update be popular if it’s not even out yet and nobody knows it

[shut depot]

One of my dudes might be on 1😭

[elfin frigate]

Do i get double lotus on 9 characters and 1 character with nunchucks to push m7?

[crimson moat]

dont fall for the rage bait XD

[iron goblet]

[jolly finch]

1 more day left of life before i obliterate you we just had statue week

[candid horizon]

because new content is always popular i would say

[shut depot]

I dont play idleom vro, chill

I'm not a NERD

But man, I already miss statue week

[vast onyx]

Idk man I know of about a dozen+ pets that would argue otherwise

[jolly finch]

quit

[spring raft]

[shut depot]

Update that had minehead [nsert the Goku stare meme from a few years ago]

[fluid shadow]

rawr

[candid horizon]

I mean this looks like he checked the player suggestions and is gonna give some QoL update tbh

[crimson moat]

MASS CONVERT EGGS INTO EXP

[iron goblet]

if i push this maybe doable

[spring raft]

Maybe the update will be w7 skill 3

[crimson moat]

MORE SNEAKING INV

[wary bronze]

i alr got it maxed nub

[crimson moat]

AND BONUSES FOR M6+

[shut depot]

I really hope all those months were for a MASSIVE QoL update to fix the potato code for once and for all

[candid horizon]

Or "HIGHLY REQUESTED" just refers to an update in general LMAO

[spring raft]

Or all new masterclasses all at once 😎

[shut depot]

Nah, too much content for our brains to handle

[fringe vault]

nah its going to be W5/6/7 mobs added to breeding

[shut depot]

Ew

[vast onyx]

Would it really be Idleon without the disastrous, non-functional, completely disorganized spaghetti code tho

[crimson moat]

id be down for that

free bonuses

[shut depot]

Yes

[long python]

actually it's MORE dungeons and MORE quests!

[jolly finch]

no i would hate that

[spring raft]

W4 dungeon!

[sullen dust]

I reckon a moon moon nerf for annihilation

[jolly finch]

cuz then what are the 5 hours of breeding i did yesterday worth

[sullen dust]

I would take it anyway

[shut depot]

Actually, more rng-slop gamemodes

[wary bronze]

nah its fishing minigame pt 2 and its the whole update

[jolly finch]

dungeons suck ass and if you hit rank 60 you can’t play them so don’t

[shut depot]

You gotta hit rank 60 to be free?

[ebon aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-steve-carell-michael-scott-thats-what-she-said-gif-20446601

[vast onyx]

You cant play them? wot?

[candid horizon]

Is caverns highly requested?

[crimson moat]

i liked fountain

[next lake]

Past rank 60 dungeon rank gets reset to 1

[long python]

there is no reason to use these

[spring raft]

It’s just gonna be summer event

[ebon aspen]

the answer to life universe and everything is nice

[crimson moat]

[next lake]

More prisma bubbles and deadbones rerun

[jolly finch]

no just don’t do them

[wary bronze]

burger.

[shut depot]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-gif-21353898

[jolly finch]

better finish before tmr

[crimson moat]

[ebon aspen]

not maxing burger

[candid horizon]

"NEW GAME+"
Redo everything in harder, for a Gold/DR/EXP multi

[long python]

already got enough to max so I might just hold them forever
my burger? supered

[crimson moat]

def not happening 😂

[ebon aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1203779146937933844/1502668955863617566/3dgifmaker85931.gif

[spring raft]

‘Rebirth’

[crimson moat]

i mean eventually we getting new things

[jolly finch]

use those gems from level up to buy arcade balls

[candid horizon]

ah yeah, now its called rebirth

[long python]

rebirth sounds like a fetish

[wary bronze]

is this just for w2?

[crimson moat]

cant i gotta waste them on chip gacha

[shut depot]

I'd actually quit the game

[fluid shadow]

losers lose, n winners win

[ebon aspen]

its literally a tag in fetish sites, I've been told

[crimson moat]

its a ballot multi, when its meritocracy it will say meritocracy

[shut depot]

Oh yeah you've been told

[ebon aspen]

gamer gets MORE gameplay added to their game
gamer prefers to quit

[crimson moat]

no shade tho

[shut depot]

How is rebirth a fetish?

[long python]

like wanting to be birthed again

[shut depot]

Like get birthed and then crawl back and get birthed again?

[ebon aspen]

trust me, you dont want to know. I've been told

[shut depot]

Actually, I do

[long python]

unbirth is also a tag FYI

[ebon aspen]

Well there are doujins in the internet about it, I've been told

[shut depot]

All I know is that the international space station has some "fanart"

[shut depot]

So like crawl back but not get birthed again?

[long python]

this is rebirth and unbirth just so you know

don't confuse the two, very important.

[wary bronze]

what did i walk into

[ebon aspen]

worst first date ever -potential

[shut depot]

Like I grumblo my bubba to birth

[crimson moat]

guys keep that to w5-w6

[ebon aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/혼파망-피자-당황-community-chaos-gif-16635574

[long python]

actually keep it here to gatekeep the W1-6 ers

[shut depot]

Theres nothing to talk about once you're in w7

[ebon aspen]

what would w7 chat about now that people no longer ask why sushi has dissapeared

[long python]

I just want to know how to have fun like everyone else

[shut depot]

Unbirthing it seems

[crimson moat]

good times saying j3 over and over

[ebon aspen]

j3 unlocks unbirthing!?

we could ask chatgpt to make a mockup of such a minigame

[shut depot]

No, thats b4

[ebon aspen]

the key word is COULD

[long python]

NEW HIGHLY REQUESTED UPDATE: UNBIRTHING AND REBIRTHING!

[ebon aspen]

kinda like switching masteries in sneaking

[outer patio]

what do you think the high;y requested feature will be?

[ebon aspen]

but horizontal scroll instead of vertical

[shut depot]

Get it, b4? So the joke here is that unbirthing could mean going back into the past and crawling inside your mother and b4 sounds like before, which is in the past

[long python]

I was thinking the same thing lmfao

[shut depot]

New bundles

[fluid shadow]

better communication. lava's getting a firmware update

[long python]

we've already confirmed, it's rebirth.

[shut depot]

Me when I spread misinformation

It's unbirth

[ebon aspen]

not really, if it actually is that, then its not misinformation

[outer patio]

oh hell no, please no

[ebon aspen]

it can only become misinformation in hindsight

[wary bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-blue-cat-let-me-in-nuts-knock-gif-823568226823767691

[spring raft]

It’s both w8 and w9

[long python]

why are you like this

[shut depot]

Why?

[fluid shadow]

no likey res exp? lol

[ebon aspen]

I would go create an AI image of B4 research to be what we said, but I am lazy

so imagine I did it

[exotic mural]

bro what are those choices

[crimson moat]

bent pickle came in bleeding in a river full of piranas

[wary bronze]

I WANTED TO PUT THE HELP ME GIF WITH IT BUT YEAH NO....

[shut depot]

Just do a shitty photoshop

[wary bronze]

HEEEEEEEEELP ME WITH IT PUH LEASEEEEEEEEE

[ebon aspen]

Already found a dota 2 match, too late

[long python]

you're bricked up, wait for rebirth update.

[shut depot]

Whats a puh lease? A lease you put on the female genitelia?

[wary bronze]

i tihnk my research grid is on life support after i did it solo till level like 39

[prisma river]

11th character

[shut depot]

Freaks, is this a tag?

[long python]

rebirth will allow you to rebirth from bubba and the research grid

[ebon aspen]

I did it solo too man but why the fuck you didnt max the exp ones?

[crimson moat]

max those

[long python]

yes prostitution

[ebon aspen]

If you didnt found them I would understand

[exotic mural]

i will say this is SO BAD out of context

[shut depot]

Fake, 2 shapes giving bonuses to the same square

[wary bronze]

i was going for more grid spaces unlocked and seen and even then i uhhh.. yeahh they were the last ones i did

[crimson moat]

no, you go for max exp so you dont get stuck

but its fine fix while you can

[long python]

buy all the pets to fix it it's the only way

[steady needle]

Fuck accidentally clicked exotic bubble on a shit bubble while upgrading it

[shut depot]

Which bubble?

Please be ass

[fluid shadow]

GG

[steady needle]

Endgame eff 3

It’s shit

[shut depot]

Yeah, I know which one that is from the top of my head. Idlers, which bubble is that?

Is it the worship and chopping power / tome?

[fluid shadow]

rushing bubble clicks like people rushing these accounts...whomp whomp

[wary bronze]

had to of been an accident. right? RIGHT?!?

[shut depot]

Lmfao

I'm so sorry for you

[outer patio]

r people really requesting it?
i dont want more, 2 of each class is already annoying to move everyone 1 zone to the right

[steady needle]

Ye. Why would I do that one

[crimson moat]

a friend of mine used 3 prisma bubbles on like 3 shit tier bubbles i really hope lava adds a reset to those at some point

[wary bronze]

just wanted to make sure my 1 1/2 brain cells are working

[fluid shadow]

11th char is worthless without a new MC along side it

[crimson moat]

maybe the highly requested thing is a way to refund stuff

even if its 1/week

[wary bronze]

is this not bad?

[crimson moat]

they good

[wary bronze]

PHEEEEW

[steady needle]

They r good

[crimson moat]

follow pins

[jolly finch]

i finally got the kruk bubble prismad today

[sturdy hinge]

Does anyone know why my Multi Meritocracy don't show the correct multi bonus? It says 100%, but I have 1 pet and the legendary talent. I'm on android?

[shut depot]

I AM SO FUCKING STUPID

I fucked up my snail 45->46 for the 2nd time now

[spring raft]

Is 15 bubbles prisma a lot? I got a few from the event that gave them

[shut depot]

I accidentally pressed it again without putting on a shell

[jolly finch]

it might be time to hang em up then

[fluid shadow]

meh, i killed my 49 snail down to 45 once so....

[shut depot]

Heh, stupid

[crimson moat]

oof that stings

[shut depot]

I'm sorry, that wasn't nice of me

[storm brook]

before I knew anything I prisma’d absolute garbage 3 times

Also put highass tier ribbons on the first few meals the day I unlocked cooking 😭 event ribbons could’ve done a lot for me if I’d have known better

[fluid shadow]

got back to 48 so whomp whomp

[full ember]

which pet do you have and how much is the legend offhand i don't remember

[crimson moat]

which ones did you get may i ask

[storm brook]

Off the top I’m unsure, I can check later

For meals I know for sure the first 3

[cloud oyster]

UPDATEEE IS TOMORROW YAYAAAHHHHHH

I’m about to explode thinking about it

[spring raft]

Don’t celebrate too quick, the update will be rebirths and unbirths

[strange tusk]

Really wondering whats the update gonna be ngl i have absolutely no clue what it could be

[cloud oyster]

Nah IDC, I’m maxing out EVERYTHING

[sudden valley]

I’m hoping it will be a hat rack equivalent for capes and robes

[storm brook]

We taking guesses on the total amount of $$$ for tomorrows drops?

[cloud oyster]

I’d bust if it is

[sudden valley]

Same

[cloud oyster]

I wanna spend atleast 400$

[spring raft]

599.99

[strange tusk]

What were the amounts last time? I’d expect at the very least around that

[sudden valley]

Idk why so many people are pressed about how lava monetizes his free to play game.

[charred condor]

120ish on part 2 launch and weeks after

[storm brook]

I buy them all, I just like to see people complain 😂

[sturdy hinge]

Pufferblob which is 50% and legendary talent gives 20%

[sudden valley]

Same lol

[wary bronze]

biggest panic EVER when i thought i didnt have my seasonal chopping food anymore ;-;

[primal kernel]

nice got it maxed now good balot

[spring raft]

Because he keeps making the prices higher and to simply compete with others p2w you have to be one yourself and buy basically every packs

[charred condor]

yeah 500 should be easy

[full ember]

have you done clamworks to level 4, do you have the arcade meritorcracy bonus, do you have the event shop meritocracy bonus?

[sudden valley]

Cool thing about this game you don’t have to compete. Lava is a solo dev he has the free will to monetize however he wants.

[wary bronze]

what you dont like 4 different tome bonuses that are literally nothing but p2w? chips, and 3 of them being a gambling game

[full ember]

+100% implies you have at least some of these

[edgy grove]

guys, lava is getting married

[full ember]

if you had poppy I would say it could be related but if it's only pufferblob than it wouldn't be

[wary bronze]

thats a lie, you have 4 p2w bonuses inside of tome which then gives you more bonuses

[edgy grove]

that's the announcement

🗣️

[spring raft]

No irl stuff

[sudden valley]

I just said you don’t have to compete not that there aren’t any p2w bonuses

[wary bronze]

competing is part of the game with tome, you get bonuses for competing...

[sudden valley]

BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO COMPETE ITS ARBITRARY

[spring raft]

It’s kinda the purpose of the game though

[charred condor]

except you do because gl progressing zenith market without 10% and .1% tags

[wary bronze]

yeah, no 10% tome is an insane bonus, and you NEED to compete with it

[candid horizon]

at least .1 you get through candle

[exotic mural]

tbf 10% is doable with no pets

[elder ocean]

The simple answer is because some people are sending money because they feel like they have to. This unfortunate relationship means that game slowly makes them less and less comfortable with how much money they have to spend.

If they were just spending money that they were happy to give to lava anyway, because they like the game, it doesn't matter nearly as much

[full ember]

you get 0.4x of 0.1 from candle

[sudden valley]

Tome hasn’t been in the game the entire time. You get to choose to invest in the game that you enjoy and reap the benefits or you don’t.

[full ember]

since you get 2.5x from getting it 4x more

I don't know why lava ever made tome score percentile actually give you something progression-wise, I still think it should just be flat point thresholds

[candid horizon]

im fully p2w and i dont know if i will ever get the other .1 in my life xD

[wary bronze]

i dont understand why he has 4 p2w functions in it, 5 if you count killroy

[sturdy hinge]

Not yet with Clam and I dont remember with arcade, and I do have event shop

[sudden valley]

Imagine you create something and everyone and their mom try’s to tell you what to do with it….

[spring raft]

Packs should have been buyable with gems

[full ember]

yea I'm F2P and I just have 0 expectation of ever getting close

[iron goblet]

[charred condor]

thats where i stopped atm feels like 550 is only possible for #endgame-gen-chat lmao

[exotic mural]

even p2w i personally see no chance of myself getting near 1% anytime soon

[full ember]

I mean lava is free to make something such way if he wants, but people interacting with that system are also free to say it sucks if they feel such, it's the nature of anything like this, I do personally thing it's a bad decision to be as is and I really wish he'd change it

[charred condor]

Why is yours higher than mine though?

[wary bronze]

i got a sizable chunk of money in the game and well, even getting 10% is hard without another full 2 months of straight grinding

[exotic mural]

lv500 and lv514 difference duh

[jolly finch]

it’s a higher level hendo

[charred condor]

oh yeah fuck im blind lmaooooo

[full ember]

I'm kind of surprised I'm still at 5% F2P but I imagine a portion of such is just time I've been present

[spring raft]

Does tome not take into account the players that don’t play anymore? I feel like there’d be a bunch just sitting at like 50% tome+ just giving us a better chance to climb higher

[ebon aspen]

I am 10% being f2p

[wary bronze]

hendo just take like a 10000000 year break, lemme max all w8 content and then come back so i can pinchy you out of existance, ill see you on the other side

[ebon aspen]

I dont even push for it

its just there, shrug

[charred condor]

ive only been active playing again since feb after taking a year and half break

[ebon aspen]

The only thing that really annoys me is that there are no f2p attires, forcing me to have a useless research point invested in something that gives nothing

[iron goblet]

yeah would probably cost a couple thousand aethermoons

dont know if i want to blow them without mc week

[jolly finch]

but you are pretty much hard capped. maybe squeeze into 5

[spring raft]

The requested update will be all packs and all companions for free for everyone!

[lunar ledge]

oh my.... tomorrow big day

[ebon aspen]

2k away from 5%, wont even gonna try it

[charred condor]

lets see what my hourly is

[full ember]

the nature of a ranking system like this makes higher ones kind of unreasonable, even if you have like 50,000 players in the pool that leaves a whopping 50 slots for 0.1% which means you'd need to beat out some of the most absurd accounts to get the significant nametag that pushes towards getting such an account

[jolly finch]

yup figures

but 10% is the important one until .5%

[long python]

what is it guys

[full ember]

now of course I don't know what lava ACTUALLY does in regards to the ranking so more space could exist up there

[storm brook]

With the latest statement

Are we best to assume it’s some major QoL update??

[full ember]

but given the autoupdating it presumably is an extremely small pool of players at higher tome ranks which give disproportionally strong effects

[novel ginkgo]

Assume you’ll be dissatisfied and you’ll either be proven right or pleasantly surprised

[spring raft]

I agree

[eternal sable]

update near the corner, time to start playing again !?

[charred condor]

you missed statue week so no

[ebon aspen]

inb4 the grand update is that now if you dont spend 10 dollars, you get your account extremely limited

[eternal sable]

damnn gg

[exotic mural]

99% of idleon players quit before they hit jackpot (statue week)

[long python]

woah

[west pivot]

Night endgamers

[acoustic stump]

If Lava sees this. I'm not going to ping him, but... bro, just DM me what the big announcement is. I won't tell anyone. I promise!

[jolly finch]

it’s all mid gamers here

[charred condor]

this feels low

[iron goblet]

woah enough points to max everything out in mc tab

[crimson moat]

do you have the 4x robe?

[radiant talon]

did something change in the last hour? my kpk rate went down alot

[fluid shadow]

no more merit

[long python]

this is why

[charred condor]

those b ottom super talents dont work

[radiant talon]

OHHHHH thank you i forgot it swapped to ribbons

[radiant talon]

❌

[iron goblet]

why not

[charred condor]

they are buggy theres a picture floating round somewhere of what does and doesnt work when supered its usually the bottom line that doesnt work on final tab

[crimson moat]

god thats fking stupid

[charred condor]

they apparently OCCASSIONALLY work for some people

its usually if they give an account wide bonus they dont work

[jolly finch]

oh man

[charred condor]

now this is from about March so im not sure if anything has changed but im fairly sure it hasnt been fixed

(ive doubled checked in endgame gen ill retract if im wrong)

[iron goblet]

idk this one works just tried

[kindred jasper]

anyone have an idea what the update will be? Is it a similar hat mechanic for capes/rings or something greater???

[pine zinc]

hey hendo, you seem to know all the tricks, you aware of an accurate land rank calculator that takes exotic into account?

[charred condor]

yes i am

(i think)

[grim flare]

bruh for how much hes hy ped this up if it was a cape rack LMAO

[pine zinc]

good so it exists, will keep looking, thanks

[charred condor]

https://egizz983.github.io/FO/

[charred condor]

sounds like it'll break as soon as you swap characters/cloudsave

[pine zinc]

praising you yet again

[iron goblet]

yeah it brakes if you swap char

i love lava

[charred condor]

lmao

[sudden valley]

The update tomorrow isn’t related to the count he has been doing the reveal is tomorrow and there will be an update

[past talon]

sounds like its related to the count then

[kindred jasper]

the count?

[past talon]

#💖future-content-blog

[kindred jasper]

Could be extra character

ahh

character 11?

[fluid shadow]

this is not highly requested/anticipated

[sudden valley]

Sounds like its a reveal with a massively popular update

[kindred jasper]

I'm spitballing cause I have no idea where the floor or cieling is lol

[grim flare]

big reveal is lava giving us all our money back that we spent on the game

[past talon]

That means they are both happening. Near the same time. So they are related lmao

[fluid shadow]

tbh could still happen. hes a bit out of touch haha

[sudden valley]

Idk how you deduce two things happening at the same time as being related. Correlation doesn’t mean causation.

[kindred jasper]

I would very much appreciate a ring and cape rack lol

[lethal iris]

could be master class

[past talon]

oooh

[kindred jasper]

oh facts!

[past talon]

that would be nice

[kindred jasper]

give ES some love again lol

[fluid shadow]

im gonna go nothingburger announcement with an accompanied update with about 1hr of enjoyment/effort/content

[kindred jasper]

I just hope it starts with some of the QoL we have for the older classes

[jolly finch]

no we need dk mc

[crimson moat]

make research the ES specialized skill

[kindred jasper]

thing is I still use DK a ton

[past talon]

how is the button btw. I have not got there yet

[kindred jasper]

my ES chars have basically been burners for mage

[fluid shadow]

punishing for those who rushed, rewarding for those who didnt

[jolly finch]

my es is perma in lab

[crimson moat]

my 2nd es has embarked on a exile until div week comes around

[jolly finch]

yeah my es and my ac

[past talon]

I need to redo alot now lol

[kindred jasper]

I'm just trying to get accounts to 1500 then they are getting skill locked if no MC

recently did all the hole afk stuff which was long overdue

[crimson moat]

could've done on statue week tbh

[mortal trellis]

?

[crimson moat]

you know whats winning already

[jolly finch]

don’t even vote man

[mortal trellis]

[sudden valley]

lol

[past talon]

most of my game is not optimized

[crimson moat]

yeah dw it takes a while to catch up, optimizing is the next step

[modest pine]

What's the prio this week?

[past talon]

That one

[crimson moat]

id get some farmer snowhow, some gen 5 and some stalk value

[waxen kernel]

what does this do

[crimson moat]

max crop value caps fairly early

[fluid shadow]

thats the one

[sudden valley]

Increases how many crops you get from a harvest

[waxen kernel]

oh

[mortal trellis]

that exotic increases that shadow cap

[iron goblet]

its not looking good for skill xp

owell more syrup

[fluid shadow]

youd think with all these spelunk merits people wouldve finally made progress..... they clearly vote for it, then neglect, and repeat.

lame.

[ebon aspen]

man if stamina vote wins agian we should just ddos the servers for a week

the madness has to stop

[bright folio]

nah stam is always good, even if youre far in spelunking. Grinding out massive amount of lanterns alone makes it worth

[iron goblet]

i feel like even without merit, if you just do item runs you never run out of lanterns

[fossil rock]

like other than the 10k crop value cap?

[iron goblet]

mine only went up even without merit and i used 12 every day since fountain

[granite hearth]

Whats the best worship totem for xp?

[fossil rock]

W4

[granite hearth]

ty

[bright folio]

you can if you use max lanterns each day. Takes like 2+ days to fully charge stam and thats like 24-36 lanterns used. you wont get that much doing lantern runs with all your characters

[fluid shadow]

u need to check ITs exp/charge page. its entirely dependent on your progress in each totem

[fossil rock]

..but if ur going to focus one high wave for xp, it would be w4

[wary bronze]

can someone show me all their prints rn? i dont really know what all i should be printing at all times.

[granite hearth]

well i see how far i can go in each one thanks tho!

[bright folio]

just look at the materials needed for salts. Thats what you should be printing. DK is the exception because you want him printing copper nonstop for atoms

[fossil rock]

Copper, and then refinery and vial materials

If u dont have bravery multi oak logs are probably comparable or better for atoms

[glacial stirrup]

if you use the 999 wishes on the 999 stuff does it do anything funny or just eat your wishes

[sudden valley]

This is what I run but its geared towards refinery

[iron goblet]

do item runs at half stamina

blue pots carry stam

[fossil rock]

thats a lot of wasted slots

[bright folio]

fair. i normally wait till full charge

[glacial stirrup]

but full charge required for overstim?

[sudden valley]

I got my tome prints and collider is essentially maxed id rather never have to worry about refinery mats

[iron goblet]

problem is full stam bar is way to much for a item run so you pretty much waste it

[exotic mural]

honestly just copper is already good enough ye

[iron goblet]

now even half stam will be to much with all the levels we got

[fossil rock]

no point doubling gmush, forest fiber, or flies, and u dont have to constantly have tome prints going

[bright folio]

yea atp we have so much stam now that full bar ends up getting you to the part of the cave where youre wasting stam on the last item in the cave resisting. Makes sense

[fossil rock]

but if ur done with every printable vial theres not a lot to replace it with anyway

[wary bronze]

wait can you print spelunking materials?

[fossil rock]

no

unfortunately

[sudden valley]

You’re correct but I don’t need to print anything else is my point so it doesn’t matter

[glacial stirrup]

how do you do these "item runs?" does it scale off amber %?

[iron goblet]

its best to just take rope once they start resisting probably to save time and stam

[fossil rock]

have u finished printable vials, if so ur good

could get more atoms but w/e

[sudden valley]

Yes and to what I said earlier my collider is essentially done besides helium

[prime temple]

W

[wary bronze]

im just now entering the trillions in logs, and ive had trillions of ores for a couple weeks/months now

[fossil rock]

u use the active log talent before sampling right

[wary bronze]

anyone know the level i reach shadow cap (with it prisma'd)

[fossil rock]

lower than yours

[sudden valley]

Use IT

[fluid shadow]

cant u just multiply it by ur prisma bonus?

[wary bronze]

i thought it was 50 no matter what 0.0

[fluid shadow]

then theres ur answer. 50 for u

[exotic mural]

prisma brings up the cap as well? i thought it didn't

[fossil rock]

it does not

caps at 50

[fluid shadow]

ah yes, the shadow cap

mb mb

[exotic mural]

same case with div bubble - 35% shadowcap regardless of prisma

[sudden valley]

We sure its 50%?

[fluid shadow]

shadow cap

[exotic mural]

there's a reason they're named shadowcaps, xd
such caps aren't implied within game's tooltips

[fossil rock]

shadow capped means the display goes higher but in the code it’s limited to 50

[sudden valley]

Where do we see explicit shadow caps?

[fossil rock]

you dont

[novel ginkgo]

Shadow caps are bad juju and should be banned

[sudden valley]

Then how do you know?

[fluid shadow]

they in the shadows

[fossil rock]

code digging or observation

[fluid shadow]

because people spent time investigating

[exotic mural]

you could... do datamining

[sudden valley]

Is this a “trust me bro” thing

[fossil rock]

if you really want just try barely getting a statue to the next level

it will be pretty obvious

[fluid shadow]

same guy whos "done with colider" btw

[wary bronze]

check the pins. prisma bubbles

[tender edge]

this isnt necessarily a shadow cap, but its text is misleading

[sudden valley]

To be fair I said practically I’m still missing helium

[upper karma]

shet

[fluid shadow]

guarantee ur WAAAY off caps with those print samples. ur lvl 70 on all?

[exotic mural]

100/196 is indeed... 0.52x reduction

[sudden valley]

Minus helium and sodium yes

[exotic mural]

lv70 exalt atom? damn

[fluid shadow]

show plz i dont believe with those prints. if so, congrats. ill eat my words

[prisma river]

Shadow caps in bubbles should be in their descriptions so people dont over level bubbles

[charred condor]

[upper karma]

disappointment soon™

[sudden valley]

Give me a bit not at my PC

[exotic mural]

then they wouldn't be shadowcaps

[fluid shadow]

pass. im good. dont care that much

[prisma river]

Yeah remove shadow caps and make it real caps lol

[upper karma]

best prisma in idleon

[fluid shadow]

still aint buyin with a top print of 1QQ

[prisma river]

I also prisma that one..

[upper karma]

Uge

[fluid shadow]

STAAAHP

[prisma river]

and i bet if Lava made the cap visible for everyone that wouldnt happen.

[prime temple]

Thats a lot

[upper karma]

well discords around to ask questions, so its all the same

[charred condor]

im gonna miss leveling this

[iron goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/how-it-feels-when-you-meme-nanami-jjk-gif-10683277372535996893

[upper karma]

feel like its somewhat safe to assume you wouldnt actually be able to constantly cycle div costs

[upper karma]

light work

[spring raft]

hopefully lava won't reset the orange candle tomorrow because I'm one day off for the guaranteed nametag

[charred condor]

https://tenor.com/biLmR.gif

[upper karma]

I think its time to start the petition to ban hendo

[fluid shadow]

its like he doesnt even care

[charred condor]

oh shit nice

yay i stayed top 10 atleast a couple hours after statue week

im coming for ya

[arctic vortex]

u comming for me as well?

[fluid shadow]

wow im ranked 316 global. what a nub

[charred condor]

no my hole is neglected

[upper karma]

fine I wont upload for the next 2 years

[iron goblet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/huh-steve-brule-dr-kc0kqKNFu7v35gPkwB

[arctic vortex]

im only 541 on the lb

my global sucks bc i refuse to do mini games

[upper karma]

yea... thats.. why

[fluid shadow]

thats what i get for not chasin

[charred condor]

ive only recently started showing attention to my hole and not neglecting it, its starting to fill out now

[upper karma]

hey hendo, stop

[charred condor]

sorry sorry thought this was w5 chat for a moment

[charred condor]

these are my lowest ranked leaderboards

[bright folio]

[upper karma]

pff slackin on w6 colo

imagine not min maxing

[charred condor]

i tried recently i could get about 270m i got a couple mil on all the others though

[upper karma]

did you use AC crystal

[arctic vortex]

wait how tf do you see that

[charred condor]

yeah

[charred condor]

im not allowed to tell you AoDC will call me a paid shill again

[red marsh]

how the hell do you get enough damage to kill 3rd boss of w3 dungeon

[upper karma]

you can get higher on AC I havent used crystal tech yet

[charred condor]

it might of been me skillbar

[upper karma]

I only ran aura

[iron goblet]

i didnt even know you can use crystal till yesterday

[arctic vortex]

no pls i wanna see that

[charred condor]

yeah it was the bar it would of been alot more but i forgot you HAVE to run skulls for the crystal mobs

probably woulda been close to 400m

[charred condor]

https://arkh-idleon-trackers.vercel.app/leaderboards

[upper karma]

k now you need to do 400m

[charred condor]

problem

[upper karma]

pff

[true isle]

Leaderboards are for nerds. Only nerds get into the top 10.

[upper karma]

slackin

[bright folio]

And AoD says i cheese

[sand karma]

What do yall think the "long awaited update" is

[charred condor]

10 new packs

[bright folio]

crystal in colo is a new level

[upper karma]

as a top 10 neglecter with multiple top 10 LBs, hard disagree

[sand karma]

You forgot pet shop exclusives

[arctic vortex]

this is my lowest

[true isle]

unwilling nerd but still a nerd

[charred condor]

lmao

[upper karma]

UGE PAINS

tis tome gains

[iron goblet]

2 more

[subtle musk]

what now

[native gorge]

can you.... explain how to do it quickly like im 5?

[bright folio]

ah right. i should try at this again...i need 2 more too. Actual pain

[charred condor]

fuck

[charred condor]

Ac crystal works in collo - run aura and skulls = stonks

[native gorge]

perfect for my 5 year old brain. do I have skulls on the bar, or just auto attack skulls?

[upper karma]

smh

[charred condor]

i put skulls on the bar because they wont let you progress waves until the crystal mobs are dead so just having skulls bouncing saves you time

[thin frost]

Hendo, get a profile picture you troll

[subtle musk]

joe hendo

[native gorge]

any specific platform for crystal? or just the lowest one?

[charred condor]

i drop it asap

but make sure it can get hit by bouncing skulls

[charred condor]

yes?

[charred condor]

if only the mods didnt reset my invisible name

[subtle musk]

that's his goverment name though joe hendo

[charred condor]

close

[subtle musk]

Joe mama

[charred condor]

https://tenor.com/bklAS.gif

[native gorge]

tf am I doing wrong.

[charred condor]

where exactly did you put the crystal?

[subtle musk]

something

[subtle musk]

top platform nuke cuh

[charred condor]

yeah thats where i had mine, probably just rng at that point, whats your crystal level

[native gorge]

752

[charred condor]

hmm weird plus one % maybe?

[next spoke]

Goddamm new update tomorrow nice

[charred condor]

hmm weird ig its just rng-ness after/around 300m

if you got the tickets you could try the top plat nuke like kiwi said

[thin frost]

oh wow i didnt notice that was a whole 100 milli more

just got back home, where's the TLDR?

[charred condor]

Ac crystal works in collo use that Aura and Skulls get stonks more collo score

not sure if regular attack/skulls would be better though im out of tickets lmao

but ig if your gonna do it its only for leaderboards cus wtaf

[native gorge]

still fkn no

[charred condor]

i mean thats about the same as mine

i might be able to beat my astro with ac crystal, i think thats the only one i did pre aura nerf

[native gorge]

oh. I saw that 400m+ number and thought that was w6 colo lol

[thin frost]

oh thats total, thought that was whimsical lol

[thin frost]

same haha

[charred condor]

nah i did say i feel like with the right rng 400m Mayyyy be possible lmao

[native gorge]

is it same strat for w5 colo too?

[charred condor]

damn idleon players really not beating the allegations

[thin frost]

but now i just realized what a profile picless noob he is 😉

[native gorge]

which of these is lacking the most?

[thin frost]

scroll up 5-10 messages o.o

[native gorge]

THE ALLEGATIONS

[charred condor]

i can probably improve 2-3-4

3 is annoying though

[upper karma]

anyone with progressed gemstones to get an idea of whats "maxed"

[charred condor]

i think 301 is possible on purple

[thin frost]

imagine not having a mil on each..

[charred condor]

this is what im at though 1mil is next goal

[crimson moat]

dang i just realized i was not using ac crystal inside colo

idk why thought it didnt work

[arctic vortex]

100k is maxed basically

[iron goblet]

you can just go down in mastery and get everything to 1mil in like an hour

[upper karma]

well to my recollection its only like 1% more stats but wanted to see some screenshots to make sure

[thin frost]

nuh uh.. bigger number is better

[charred condor]

100k is like 97%

[upper karma]

ik each stat has its own odd number for maxing

[arctic vortex]

go grind to 1m then like follkey did

for 1% gains

[upper karma]

now someone with 1m gemstones send

[charred condor]

griffy probably has a video/pic on it i remember him farming them all to 1m

[upper karma]

need recent stats cause of talent level difference

[modest pine]

you get almost everything to the max at around 200k+ or as close as you can get but to actually get 100% you need 10m

[iron goblet]

i cant

[subtle musk]

hendo a weird fella

[upper karma]

hmm that doesnt.. seem worth it

[charred condor]

(not me before i get the kiwi treatment)

[modest pine]

These are mine and I'm either a few from or max value I could get out of it cause I'm at the .5 threshhold

[charred condor]

yeah the 301 seems worth it 302 no

[native gorge]

got a 10m bump on this one

[upper karma]

how olds that screenshot though

WW buffs it and we didnt have up to 770 talent levels back in w6

[subtle musk]

what's that mean

[charred condor]

about 3 minutes i hopped into the IBA discord to ask lmao

[modest pine]

same here

[upper karma]

ah bet

[charred condor]

the non consensual kiwi account review

[upper karma]

I need to run some colos for gstacks

oh im late

[subtle musk]

Consent matters or sum

[upper karma]

HELL YA MAN

[thin frost]

why daily relevant?

[upper karma]

WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[modest pine]

I had basically dropped doing colo for awhile except for guild daily and yesterday I ran a w5 colo and realized I could get full stacks of kebabs and bread on all characters just from a few colo while last time I ran colo I got around below 1m of each per run

[native gorge]

I forgot. I hate this.

[iron goblet]

1mil is also 302% so probably cap

[upper karma]

oh idk trickz, could be things that reset daily

[thin frost]

colo?

[charred condor]

(you can filter that you know)

[shut depot]

You should be happy, you can never have enough of that skull

[upper karma]

this is so dumb

[native gorge]

I am aware, however remembering to filter something I do so rarely aint gonna happen

[native gorge]

why tf do I need more of them

[upper karma]

jeweled cogs is just nothing for a month then randomly hitting max win cogs, back to nothing for a month and repeat

[shut depot]

To combine them into a megaskull

[charred condor]

Slushiest Skull

[subtle musk]

Should've seen what I got earlier

[native gorge]

that happened very long ago

[subtle musk]

what a banger

[charred condor]

first attempt surely right

[upper karma]

[charred condor]

(riiiiiibbbbbboooooons)

[upper karma]

ha - no

fek ribbons

[worldly forum]

is this the right spot?(2nd platform)

[upper karma]

yes the maps just shet