#lategame-chat-w5🌋-w6🌸
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Just use Dall e and custom make one

Simple and easy 😄
6
Weeb 
tomorrow confirmed

Yesterday
Trust me bro
it's out guys, go update!
Its out on switch now 
Proof
the superior console, home of animal crossing new horizons 
New pfp who this? 👀
AAAAAA?
Everyone ready for 1.5x more money from monsters in the next Whale pack? 
Graphics lower than ps3 
But ps5 graphics cant beat some raging mario kart
I heard It got early access for w6 
is that a red panda
here's your proof. I'm in it right now
monkey u need a new pfp
Giving the bean to grow a beanstalk to W6, you right
Can I have that in night mode plx
What is pfp?
I looked for raccoon and found this cute Yu-Gi-Oh design 
I'm gonna check out what this actually is
gotchu
100% true
My uncle vouched for this
Love u bro
Not Kuriboh, smh
Lemme log on rn can't wait for w6 😄
It has 800 Attack and 0 Defense. Truly build to endure beans
honestly kind of surprised Lava hasn't hired me for his graphics at this point
So true
Make sure to deposit 1k$ in shiba inu coins
To unlock w6 booster
I'd hire you if I could afford your skills 😦
Sound what's his crypto wallet address?
420xXx420xXx69
Raccoon baby 
Wouldn't mind a red panda tho
Raccoons, Red Pandas, Ducks, Toucans and Corgis are all very adorable
yo are the servers down?
Several people are having issues
Yes w6 launch event
Not sure, since we are filthy rats that haven't closed the client in 3 days
Right now
Update your ps2
my game is ever closed when my browser crashes
im on steam
download it on the nintendo store
wow w6 patch just dropped, restart your games
Get that gamecube out
When is it releasing on atari?
Damn. No steam?
2025
check your mail for the flopy disk
Sick that's only last week
i just came and shit my pants simultaneously
These server issues are awful. My IT isnt telling me my printer times 
W6 first quest
-Build a time machine
You from the future like Alvin?
alvin is from the past. he build the time machine
Ti-83 version out?
it is finally world -7
Time is only a construct made up by watch companies
I whitescreened before tghe server issues 
am i lucky 
Wait, time is a social construct?
no
W6 is really fun and beautiful indeed!
Everything is a social construct if you think about it
construct is what idleon is made on
im inside of it too and woah farming is weird
Is a watch company construct
Big Time is the real issue
Santa isn't real and time is relative
Santa is a coca cola employee
if you look closely Santa is an anagram of black rock
I miss the old Santa who would chase bad children with a stick that would cause painful boils.
Hey Scoli you still around?
I bet he's been shorting GME too
💯
i was wondering, how good is 2.86x--2.88x in comparaison when it comes to like. Severapurple (mage is best?) bubble N.2
like is the 0.02x bonus Worth it
Not sure on the actual values. But an increase is an increase
How many bubble levels would it take you?
45-50?
- is there anything more important you could click/atom
i was just wondering if like clicking 40 time my atom for a 0.2x or 0.1x even worth grinding my n.2 bubble higher
cause whatever bubble i upgrade when it come to mage for oak sample, they aint going +1% much after 45 click+
Gains are gains though
Contract is typing. I guess they know the answer
40-50 bubble levels ain't too bad for a 0.02x (+ increased by mage is best) increase in basically all mage bubbles
Better if you could hourly click it tho
If you're still getting .2 then yeah thats worth it
Is getting my chopping bubbles and booster bubbles to 90% enough for 1 b sample?
I know it depends on other things as well, but with stamps soft capped and best gear except IS trophy
With a very strong set-up in everything else and Doot, yeah
Gotcha, getting close then 😄
"stamps soft capped" means what to you?
it takes so long
Soft caps are for quitters
That they don’t give full bonuses at 10x skill lvl
do we know if lava is gonna raise the max boost levels for the 4 cauldrons?
Yes but also no
Or maybe
Show me the way!
we don't ever know anything
The way is to just keep leveling them regardless of the level based % reduction
Reduced gains are gains
start here: http://ieautoreview-scoli.pythonanywhere.com/
Who are hard caps for then ;>
Alvin 
The tenteyecle skill bubo has makes the cooldown go by much faster if you are killing a lot of enemies.
around what lvl lab do i want all my chars
that's with tent skill xD
another tab to keep open so that i can try to max the gains of my account while playing now
I heard he hits the multikill tier cap on Nightmare Kruk 
Hardcore, man
Make sure your bubo is set up properly and in a decent map
Aside from that maxing your tenteycle, aura, and CC talent levels will help. Once tenteyecle hits 200 you get a massive increase.
more like it is all information i feel i need to know because of how behind everyone i feel i am(mostly alchemy and stamps at this point)
Is ie down still? Stuck on loading.. Either way, will try it out when I can 😊
He'll level infinitely faster active, even ignoring the value of CC, so good call
Idleon itself was down, so maybe lol
no fury yet
Works for me. But takes a weird save of mine. Apparently it takes a save 1.3 hours ago, but I just saved 2 minutes ago
it's the public IE update
Neat!
what are good tower levels for reaching wave 51 at frosty?
void level 1 
Anyone else have the game crash and not load?
i don't think i have it
haha
It seems like a lot of people are reporting something off about the game/servers but I don't know any specifics.
where can u see that
someone needs to farm more colo tickets
http://ieautoreview-scoli.pythonanywhere.com/
Credit to Scoli :)
ty
I need to make an image so I can post it in #1084911530417606656 ha
What’s the strat for farming colo tickets? I’ve been doing w4 for ladles/eggs but not gonna need them anymore soon
Sorry, darming colo
I know tickets are farmed from PO
pretty sure its farming pens, then converting to tickets
yeah
Sorry, I meant which colo and for what resources
the desert collo I think for killing the hourglass for candy
Silver pens > post office 6 > colo tickets > gems, candy, eggs, ladles, kebabs
whatcha mean by hourly click it?
sorry late reply my gf arrived home
So w2 candy, w3 gems and w1 useless?
you mean like farm green mush cap 1B every hour?
colo 2 > candy, kebabs
colo 3 > keys > gems
colo 4 > keys (quest), eggs, maybe ladles
Ty
Getting enough resources by printing void ore for severapurple, mushcaps for mage is best
Can also be several hours
I haven't heard of anyone farming w1 colo at least.
i think hourly clicks are printing 1b of a resource to be able to just upgrade the bubble every hour the printer procs
i guess i should do a sampel for gmush, i want to finish a few vial first but yeah i didnt think of that much!
MushCaps are hard to hourly click. But Void can be done every few hours early on
i mean with vman speedrun that imma have to do soon i guess i can do something pretty neat
i get like 1m/hr mammooth tusk and i didnt even get the W3 boss killed
so gmushcap shouldnt be that difficult to farm nicely
that's still very far from hourly clicking it though
well mammoth compared to mushcap though
even 10m take a long time for just one click
I doubt you'll get much more than 10m
true on that point yea hm
I got them into atom range and now I'll just use atoms. I might as well print something else for vials instead of printing days for one more level with gmush^^
i mean its more like 2-3 lvl of bubble but i feel you
im going to finish a bunch of vials first
gotta rework on fish/catching/oak/ore
does completing the VMAN 12 mill mushroom kills take your 12M deathnote kills away after completion?
and then once that's setted up, i mgoing to be doing all my Trapping at the same time for new box and all
new box?
i neglected trapping a lot cause fk i hate bothering myself with it
what cards should I use for greenstacking on ES?
I have 53 days of time candy in my bank. Is there a good use of them? I feel like I've been pulling myself in 10 directions trying to play catch-up before W6
881M/1000M copper bar so im not far off this one, 640M/1000M rat tails so same here, mammoth tsuk 755M/1000M, TDW2 Soul 600M/1000M , pen's pen 300M/1000M (can do fairly quick (1-2day at worst), StiltSeeker 615M/1000M
so 6 vial that i can clear quickly
soulsy check your vial and check what you could use em on for
i did gmush with my SB for thread/copper bar
What were you doing duck
farming clams
rip,
oh im chilling
Is there an order to upgrade the vials in? I know the snakeskin one is really good for onyx statues. I don't think my damage is high enough to farm any of the statues past W1 with any reliability
honestly a few onyx statue is easy to do
Afk candy to get 20k power statue on character for the quest. save up the kapow statue for when snakevial is maxed out is the best
cause htye are limited.
afk candy at the Dreadlo ore or furthest ore you can 100% on it, and then grind the statue there for the quest/mining/chopping (mining will be beans with DK i think tho)
but honestly, theres no 'order' for it
just do those you can do the easiest, and then from there you clear one and one and one
i had like 6-7 vials done before i started trying for em, and then im at like 21
Vials start with the easy printing ones
Candying power statues 
not power statue
mining statue xD
i mean the quest that ask you to gather X amount of statue i think 100k?
my brain is fuzzy
Thats after the 20k power statue
oh yeah okay so theres the 20k power statue and then the 100k i know something along those lines
ideally you want to onyx all statues before depositing any
I had been farming Power Statues on DK at Gigafrogs. I have 7 onyx. Power, Speed, Beholder, Health, Feasty, Axe, and Pickaxe
brain got confused a bit xD
okay well those are the ordinary 'easy one' to get
onto Sandpots for the other set of 'easy'
then ES active at woodmushroom for 2 others, and then ES active at cryosnake for the W3 statue i think
Sandypots with DK or ES?
there should be a guide to it in the pin section tho
sandpot with DK
you got cookiechip? and poop demon genie doubler?
but yeah for vials, get the snakeskin one to max, and a total of 27 vials to max to get the 100% bonus to statue with snakeskin
man i am going through some mental gymnastics trying to optimize my prints 😄
I don't have the doubler but I have the chip
Hopefully Alvin will deem you worthy and break off a healthy nug for you 
chip is fine if oyu dont have doubler
i have 4.3m nugget right now though, but who is alvin
To do this I need R36, yeah?
I can't get R36 for a while. Got stuck at R32 and decided I'll come back when dmg gets higher
i could say the same idk how i even got to 16 i feel like i cheesed it with potions and luck but i dont feel i can push farther until i progress farther in W5
Is It bc an update or something?
Servers just down

I'm pushed to at minimum Moles on all toons, but I neglected a lot of earlier game stuff and now I'm playing catch-up
I thougth w6 was coming

https://steamdb.info/app/1476970/depots/ Public and beta still 25 days old
i jumped on div as soon as W5 just because i know that div was the most "time consuming" thing on W5 as soon as i can run tranqi on all characters i was gonna put bear on all of them and work on progressing then onto deathnote with nobi on the barbs so i can zow/chow for their cooking bonuses
Hello, I need some volunteers. Need some public IEs
pls be gentle dont roast me too hard
https://gozuburo.idleonefficiency.com/
Dont worry, this is for the greater good 
is this for the competitor for the ScoliBot?
Someone has an auto ie review bot
For leaderboard
just put me #1. problem solved
My plan is to try to rush unlocking the important gods+mantra. Then I'm planning on going back to keep leveling lab on all my chars with goat+mantra for a while. At some point when my divinity is high and I am father in W5, I will go back to try to unlock the last gods.
i know i was just voluntering for cap
If you are at the top when sorted by descending, then sure 
Is y’all’s game bugging?
That s good or bad thing?
Neither really. Its a lava working on W6 thing
i wish you the best i am in no way a good reference as i am kinda playing in my own way while trying to optimize as much as i can so far i think i have done well for only being back for a little over a month
It just means that Lava hasn't uploaded any new files in-game recently that are close to being made public.
Can i use your ie for leaderboard testing? already have it just wanted perm
Yeah go ahead 
for sure! I moreso just wanted to point out that Tranqi may not be nesessary. For starters, it needs level 40, which takes a while, but also if you have three characters in lab with goat god and mantra, you end up getting the Tranqi effect on all characters
Definitely you do you, but I'd hate for you to burn out because dininity is really boring lol
Just is a way to monitor if Lava pushes something to Beta Testing branch, which normally happens 3-7 days before public release
yeah only reason i stay in lab/shooting for tranqi so long is because i also need to hit lab lvl 75 for basically all my characters anyways even though i dont have chips for all my characters it just feels good knocking out two birds with one stone kinda deal and to help "futureproof" my account for whatever comes next
Yeah! Goat (Goharut) god lets all characters in lab also be on the altar. so you can put guys in lab, and have them use whatever meditation style you want.
Why cant I login?
servers fucked
(Goat god + lab + Mantra ) * Num chars in lab = Probably more than 3 exp per char
yeah i had everyone on mantra for a while but i didnt feel like the exp multi was really working so i swapped to the 2/2 stance until i unlocked the 2/7 stance to get to tranqi for all my characters i have managed to get most of my wizards out of the lab and on tranqi and hopefully next my vman but now it really is just a waiting game
Ah, yeah that makes sense. Ive heard it can be a bit janky
oh the tranqi is just so i can push and progress my characters really
Makes sense
eventually i will put them all back in there with goat cause that minor afk bonus stacks up if you have 7-8 of your characters on it so i wanna be able to get that going as much as i can before i start my sampling spree so i too can start hourly clicking upgrades
servers are unstable cause of w6 tomorrow btw, it's all perfectly fine
Pretty sure w6 isnt coming tomorrow?
pretty sure it is
I think I am a long way off from that. I am stilly trying to get my lab+divinity up so I can get my alch/bubo working as intended
1% of the time they will be right 100% of the time
like 5 days ago lava said w6 was "not soon"
yeah, totally tomorrow
Also the servers themselves are fine, it just login/authentication that broke
i heard it might be today, but things often slide, so yeah probably tomorrow
i mean skill mastery really carried and changed how much i can actually sample just making all "insert named skill here" cards passive gave me a massive boost to my sample rates i am still a long ways away but i have been able to sample 6.9m copper ore and i kinda dont wanna resample for the meme at this point but i know i have to at some point
nice
How do you turn cards passive again?
the rift thing, i think
W4 rifts you have to complete up to rift 16
Should I max out the shiny snitch prayer? And equip it on my BM?
Ahh... I dont have the DPS for rift yet
It was unwise to go there in the first place.
It's partially sane most of the time
Void plated all shelf one meals btw
took 5 minutes
molti makes me excited for when i get to citranges map for what i could possibly do for my CC gains
login issues
Login servers are down, so don't close the game just yet
login server down, nothing to distract the animals in genchat
You're calling genchat (including me 😛 ) an animal when your name is goat?
i didnt say i was any better racoon
You have to on all chars
Those copper bars though, are below animals
gasp Red panda! 
really?
to unlock the recipe
oh well ty
so if i logout its doomed?
anyone want a game of rock paper scissors since the servers down?
lool what about bomb party
Hmm how about reading my guide
no thanks you racoon
can i see other people profiles on idleon eff?
Used to.
why did they remove that ? tf
i would find it very helpfull to see other people builds what are they doing itp.
Leaderboards was the only way I think
And that was filled with cheaters
You can still see public profiles, you just need the links to them.
cntrl + w brings up a list of previously linked profiles, can be handy
leaderboards removed when companions came out or something?
Isn't cntrl w delete tab?
Crtl Shift T or Ctr H is mehish
i wouldnt think so red panda
Better than raccoon
Calling to AAAAAA


what is the best purchase in the w5 merit shop? loot pile capacity?
*the goat, not me lol
how can i get a higher level on toilet paper postage star talent?
Stamp tramp bubble
does that star talent even do much? i didnt upgrade it
better than a few others
oh wow
oh ty
does preficency actually do anything once you have the first level at 100%?
what do i do with keychains i dont want? it doesnt let me sell them, is there a special use for them?
drop them and run away
(after checkign they are on the slab)
Run away from what, depression?
How do I even beat kattlekruk on my voidwalker
time
slowly, focus 95% on killing mole, just jab the boss occasionally in passing and after using your "kill all" telent
Honestly not even worth it
lol i cant wait to get my sailing artifact.. having 250 extra talent ponits on each page is annoying me
50B takes about 10 min, so its not a bad time to do it
I think my VW is at 20bil or so?
so around 20 min
Yeah won't do that on my phone
with w6 boosts it will eventually be trivial
Definitely
What is the best archer class for Kilroy?
probably SB, but they both suck
Has to be pirateboy
Hm
im working alchmey side (not my question), but are these ok bubbles to get leveled each day or should i adjust for others for NBLB?
try putting a pirate hat on your bubo and hoping you get in
I sold my pirate hat
put a couple levels above min into everything you can, that way the daily bubbles have to hit the things that you cant atom
for most part, is it the souls, salts, critters, and anvil that people struggle to atom?
and thanks
salts and sailing based ones for sure, the othere ones you mention are partly true
that is what i am struggling with like those are way out of my league i am trying right now to get 300% multidrop on all my skills first and i cant hit that right now(for the most part i can't print out the mats fast enough)
Welp logged out and back in and it wiped my talent/card presets 
i was there last week, but finally did first big sample where i shuffled all my gear around, so now im on an ok path to set myself up for next big sample... i get a few 1000M clicks of primary stats a day among other priority bubbles i need
if you need anvil and greencap ones, its normal to candy the greenmush map with your SB, as they give a lot of green cap/ anvil / forge. that should get your first three bubbles activated if you have not already
i just used vman speedrun printing strat for gmush caps cause i need that for salts anyways
early priorities in alchemy are the first 3 warr and wiz bubbles for samples, larry for free levels and construction
all hail bob
i need to candy gmush as i need to start money farming for stamps, but my last decent for my level sample of gmush on vman helped me push 13 gmush vial and i just need to set it another day or so for atom gmush bubbles
at what god should i stop skilling? ive got goat on so i could just wait until im max lab
are servers still dead on ios?
whichever you feel like i personally waited till i got purrmep(tiger) because it doubles divinity gain
do you have elephant and hare? i forget the order, but you need elephant and hare
Couldn't on Android earlier. Don't log out and back in. Shit wiped my presets
i just got the tiger or whatever so i could keep going if i need to and get the rest
my labs pretty low i think idk if i have any max
😬 noted, thanks for the heads-up, I won't try to mess w it, just gonna wait
youll need elephant and hare eventually, but you dont need like everyone an altar or anything, jsut keep it moving with some
i dont think so
elephant and hare are essentail for atom set up later on
i mean that is what i am kinda doing at the same time while trying to get tranqi so i can get div exp while not in lab or on alter so i can comfortably push maps
hmm yeah i could start pushing people to the end of w5 a couple at a time thats a good diea
elephant is so good
yeah i can see why elephant would be good all the time-gated skills/stuff getting a boost looks awesome
When is it launching w6
plus sheepie
i puted all of my characters to rush world 5 is it good idea ? they are like around 140 lvl
I'm counting on 12/25 december 25th
is bird god worth on vman for skill exp? just asking because i may consider it just for a little while to try to keep vman at the top of the main skills for that right hand
Ehhhhh I mean, if you don't hve 100 of those in storage.... your choice
yes so you can start gaming and sailing and maybe a little praying
i mean i really just started to get to "atom" some mats finally max stacking ore and logs so i dont have many atoms to spare and i wanna level other things in atom at the same time like helium
Ah, if I were you I'd unlock first
how far? cause this is current prints i know it gets more and more demanding the farther you go in atom
i swear im missing osmething for catching.... my numbers are always so low especially compared to you
i have up to litium
Hmm.. I mean, you can check on !wiki for what you think is important and achieveable
also, if you get like 5 atoms a day, unlocking to the first few until it hits like 1k atoms for unlock is good
or just work on Skilling bubbles and none of this is a problem O.o
yeah i know that is why i have bubo doing CC in the background currently i am limited on the mats not even the liquid at this point since i can't print enough mats to level my bubbles fast enough
last Monday
Are you running nails in anvil
ur hocus chopus has to be low to be getting those prints
i moved everyone to pinion spurs for preperation for the chip that is coming once i get the 200k required
show be cost reducing it with bargain tags to 100m
how long is that going to take?
and which chip is that I have no clue 😭
i havent gotten to resampling with just yet actually hold on lemme get to resample my logs
i think it was top left doubler choccy chip my bad
oh shit I need that too
will do a quick switcheroo
It’s gonna slow down ur overall account progress a lot not being able to upgrade hocus choppus but it’s the price you have to pay I guess
i just leveled it like 40 some odd levels hold on lemme resample
just gamble gems for chips and not get 3 of the defense ones in a row like me 
same honestly
Send the ie
If that’s without bargain tag upgrade it before you sample
I bought 4. the first one was the pendant doubler. not bad.
then 3 defense chips 
gains are gains
why didn't you paste the link?
i couldnt update it since i updated it like an hour ago so it wouldnt really reflect the hocus choping bubble would it?
oooh, makes sense
Max talent book from library is 245 still yeah?
sorry I'm dumb 
Im gonna need you to run iron in ur forge
yeah i just wanted to greenstack copper real quick i think i can reach it with the next collection actually
why
there’s almost no reason to do that at this stage in the game
it’s a time waster that could be towards getting bigger gains
I mean it’s fine tbh it’s not that bad
but get iron going asap
my talent points keep resetting zzz
printer go brrr is ready
Nice traps
almost have full chizoar doing pretty good there
not a dooter?
rngesus does not bless me

okay well
I would help more but I’m on my phone and it is making this impossible
😭
no you have done more than enough honestly
just remember Skilling gains equal everything else gains
if i dont get close to 10m then i did something wrong
If I remember when I get home I’ll do a proper review
still cant log back in wtf
i appreciate it when i get all the samples up to speed ping me i can drop my effiecieny
may i ask what iron bar is used for
this bubble which is super important to prints
ahh. yea
Are the game servers down?
Came no worki how do fix
Brokee
all of my non active talent pages got reset.. wtf
Yeah just saw it
holy fuck
The downside of logging out
Or getting logged out
i just unlocked Goat Divine on a 1% chance
is there a possiblity of rollback?
cause that would end my life
ahh, thats odd. sometimes when i open idleon it just doesnt register that im logged in for a sec and thats why
The people who have had their computers on for the past 2+ days are screaming rn lol
wait why
I’ve been grinding 5star mob cards for the past 2 days at least
Cause if the servers are down, they lose out on their sweet sweet active time
oh.. so everything im doing right now is doing nothing?
Shouldn’t rollback tho
DO I LOSE GOAT OR NO
Not that far anyway
MY LIFE DEPENDS ON YOUR ANSWER
Oh, it's still working? Not sure then.
Server saves every 5 mins or something
Google servers are down
Apple players should be fine
The one upside to playing IdleOn on Apple lol
I might be wrong about Apple tho
went up a lot but i am working on getting that dreadlo axe now i forgot i needed to sample maple logs for that hopefully when i show you later tonight i can have dreadlo equiped
The downside is owning Apple products
I’m assuming the servers are different
honestly i think apple computers are trash, but phones are nice
I'm not a fan of them, myself, but they definitely have an audience.
yea. they are very limiting for sure
Woo-hoo, $1500 more than the last phone for a different style/new camera!
In all seriousness though, both have their ups and downs
the tripple camera was sexy af
new weekly boss up, yeet
Is anyone on? And how
Apple’s down
im on and i assume that it was because i was on before the server crash i just hope the progress i made doesnt unsave
my game crashed like 10 mins ago
probs gunna happen to you soon
damnnit...
"If you are unable to connect when opening IdleOn, the reason seems to be an issue with the server on Google's end. I am looking into this, but it is likely something we will just need to wait out."-Lava
No it's a update
its googles problem
Update
"If you are unable to connect when opening IdleOn, the reason seems to be an issue with the server on Google's end. I am looking into this, but it is likely something we will just need to wait out."-Lava
google servers out (at least for the game) across the world
This sucks
idleon efficiency and idleon toolbox are both down too
cause they need to connect to the google servers
its not a game update
You should quit Google cause of this Blame google
i mean google is introducing anti-ad blockers sooo
I am a anti Google tho
Making progress, @vagrant mountain currently at top during testing xD
(also one of these is not like the other)
bruh how is number 5 so low lol
just from the batch of random IEs that i got from people here
what’s this
Work - in -progress leaderboards
i have 501M can i be fifth?
is it all for sampling?
you gib ie, then sure 
Will be more
i have no proof
doesnt IE have already have a sampling leaderboard
wooo last as i expected
Leaderboards on IE have not existed in over half a year
You should consider making an option to filter out Doot, would make us no dooters happy
where is this leaderboard?
I thought the only leaderboard was the IE one that shutdown
just found out it shutdown lol
def should
although does doot acc give a buff to sampling compared to not having doot?
maybe a dootless and dooted leaderboard?
Could potentially make a sub-leader board for dootless, but one big combined one
No doot automatically removes us from any leaderboards or dick measuring contests, it sucks lol
my sample is 703M scar that name as well
let's go 
dang, im no longer top 5
i shouldnt have closed the game to reopen it
Mime 1000 that
i got baited by the 'update your game' image
legend. i was prob like 7M damage max on early w5 XD
You are just lucky I don’t have my ie updated 
were you scrolled up?
why cant i update my game
because theres no new update
servers fucked
"If you are unable to connect when opening IdleOn, the reason seems to be an issue with the server on Google's end. I am looking into this, but it is likely something we will just need to wait out."-Lava
okay so would that also be why i cant log back in
servers fucked
how long have they been fucked
1 hour of downtime = 24 hours of candy for ES xd
i want a free gold stop watch for every one. i want my pickle 😦
Dang I'm not good enough to make the leaderboard 
If only I was Alvin
get gud
You make it sound so easy
is this for printing
oak print (base)
lmao, im at 259k
nice
Its okay I'll be sampling again soon and hopefully I can make the board 
maybe in 2 years ill be on that board
You don't deserve to be on the board with that attitude
Own that board. Get that sample
ur right. im going to be on that board in 2 hours
it increases pretty exponentially around the point your at. ensure you use alchemy. once you hit a couple million its time to start atoming seriously
In two years people will be looking at my 85 billion print and saying "There's no reason for it to be that low."
85 billion 
oh really, okay its time to active play bubo and ES for the next few weeks lol
first 3 bubbles on wiz and warrior will do you much better samples on their own
Finally got around to grinding out some grind time levels, still smol but at least i'm around 4000 now.
Just need Lava to increase chest storage 
What does chest storage have to do with getting an 85b print lol
1050M is not enough atm
aight ill focus on those. ty
Unless you atom I guess, but if you have 85B print, you should have finished atoms lol
use atoms to level alch
Can't really finish atoms
Never finished with atoms
Oh, that's right, I forgot you could do that. Mb.
i guess when you atom production is enough to upgrade the highest bubble 50 times a day , you are "finished" for alchemy, in the sense that bigger samples wont change your progression
im doing it for compensation mb
gg i am going to jail
Helium will always exist though 
Pow10 skill increase
helium atom best atom
All talents that give more bonus per 'Power of 10 resources you own' will count +x more powers of 10 than you actually own when giving the bonus.
x being the level of helium
Oh, that one! I'm looking forward to that one lol.
bro just outed that his helium atom is only level 2
bruh how is toolbox working for oyu
TIL they are called particles not atoms
Might wanna do that
Maybe still had it open
def upgrade helium
I wouldn't go too hard at it
That particle count makes me think boron isn't maxed yet
the price increase gets insane
Boron is significantly more valuable
which one was boron?
Bubble clicks
yeah thats most valuable
his nblb one is only lvl 2 too
to be fair he might not have great atom production rn
like it takes a bit to be able to consistently upgrade atoms while also upgrading bubbles
since when has w5 chat been fair?
Maxing the nblb isn't a big deal. Its actually very weak compared to other atoms its just super cheap so not a big deal
The stamp one on the other hand is a little sus. That ones cheap and very strong
i wish snail acc failed to the nearest 5 rather than failing down
my atom has the fail base at 15 but my snail is only level 10 lol
failing upwards is only a thing in managment
game rounds up all the time
*innacuratly displays upward rounding
I need to level boron more too, I had only been looking at the expensive bubbles and not being able to afford much, didn't realize the lower level bubbles are so cheap atom cost
after I unlock neon I will start working on them
Cheap and useful too. Bubbles 1-3 are some of the best bubbles you can level
I maxed out my purchases after I saw that lol
Still wanna try to focus larry to 100% but pick up some of those cheaper ones too
should get first card doubler today, and then resample everything
Who should I be using Goat god on? He seems good, but a hassle to use if I want to keep my lab nodes active
finally maxed my drop rate obols
imagine being able to be online
Imagine ever not being online
Rookie mistake
more cog slots lets gooo
Fuck cogs. Chem clicker is the future
chem clicker was an unnecessary evil 
only 30Q more 
Still a lot of hours left though 
oh no, my screen randomly went all white
gg
big rip
You picked a bad time to crash
@potent maple I got chem today 
is idleon efficency down?
just realized this gif got AI'd
Only a matter of time until we all get AI'd
i cant wait to be uploaded to the super cloud
We may have already been AI'd, we just don't know it yet
into the matrix
Nah if I'm getting AI'd I better get doot in the process
just like IRL you need to get lucky (have been born with it) or pay up (surgery, medicine w/e) for big dick so it should be allowed imo
idk i have doot i just need rift slug 😔
Let the filthy dooters be on the new leaderboards I'll still beat em 
Yesssss
I would love to be able to change the Tab Size too 😄
One can dream
99.9 plunderous kills
oh

anyway idk what to active after I'm done with plunderous kills
beans
maybe it is finally time to active bm for eggs 
Bubo or beans
well, I could sure get me beans vials done
grind time to 50k
just hit w5 anything i should know
a lot
quit now before its too late
ok done
but the most important one is yes, divinity is absolute shit.
so skip divinity or it’s annoying
you really need to let all your characters sit and get 1 xp/hour to unlock shit
no you absolutely need it
yes, then back when you get goat
alright will do thanks people
you could go back with bear actually but yes
ok
nah go till goat
goat or bust
you can just put on bear to get some lab bonuses but keep in div till goat
you'll probably be able to link everybody to bear and then unlink and link back when goat comes around
alright thanks
yeah best way is div untill u hit goat then use goat in lab untill u hit lvl 75 and unlock the passive xp style
75 in lab
hey yall
if I equip a passive card and equip the lab gem that doubles it does it double the passive card?
that style is idek what lvl but you hit them at about the same time
is 75 when you can get all nodes?
yes in lab
alright thanks
the passive xp gain style in devinity is like lvl 45 or something
davenity 
then poof free lvls while u fight stafff
we're more of an alvinity crowd tho
Guess the first W6 Gem Shop item was revealed? xD
#💖future-content-blog message
Tranquilizer is what Tranqi means
cant double passive cards.
idk that shits fire doe
late
yeah it looks like some sort of fruit garden. you grow plants, harvest fruits, and sell them at a market?
gaming 2 
...
theyre for cooking?
or just potions 😄
Make plants to get seeds grow crops and cook the crops
i thought its related to this + "night market" #💖future-content-blog message
day*
o
Gaming to w6 to cooking
gaming 2.0 just with real plants this time

To ma belly
maybe we get another very fun cycle like feature just like chips in the day market
Chips ain't fun
i just cant wait for next classes
that sounds even worse than gaming 2.0
that's the joke
😅
Plz no
even though next classes will probs be 2 months after w6 for 1
🙏
can't wait to wait for a year for the first thing to rotate best that is the best one and that nobody will be able to afford
RNG on Seeds
RNG on plants growing
RNG on amount of crops
RNG on getting Magic Beans
RNG on Magic Bean surviving the growth.
RNG on the crops being turned into potions or unlocking potions.
RNG ❤️
i hope its more of an apothecary thing like idle skilling had :))
with the plant pots etc
Pray to our God RNG
don't forget our favorite: RNG on even getting started on the skill like unlocking the first god
100k plunderous kills! fuck you SB!
Yup, that's what i hope for, more potions (not different strengths but just a bunch of different potions with different effects) could also be potions with timed effects like buffs, lucky herbs into Drop Rate potion that last X time.
go farm mush for the rest of your life
Moosh
RNG makes me so sad.
I just want to make measurable, consistent progress in making numbers get bigger 
Imagine
your comment I can't
i joke about all the bad stuff but I do really hope the skill is... engaging
elaborated coin flipping ain't much of an engaging gameplay
Oh I 100% agree on that, W5's RNG was terrible in terms of design in my opinion, had little to do with commitment or skill. Mainly just "oh look, this person that's been in w5 for a single day somehow got tusk unlocked on the first boat and a 500x Nugget"
i just hope its not another fishing type skill
Rip mini game
Farming minigame = whack a mole xD
i think the amount of RNG was fine but the difference between good and bad RNG was so fucked. it was nice to have a lot more variance in my game but it was at the cost of the feeling of "fairness"
At list a coin flip is usually 50/50, so you're bound to win 1 after a fewish tries based on normal variance.
Like vial RNG isn't the end of the world to me because you're likely to get a vial within a couple days of trying. It's not super punishing to be less lucky than average.
But with things like nugget (pre-equinox) and sailing, it feels so bad because the odds are so low and the variance is so high that you never feel like there's any progress being made.
yeah it gets to the point where when u finally get progress ur not even happy about it. u were just waiting for it after so long lmao
ive been stuck on the same nug size for like 6 months havent gotten the equinox for it yet
it turns those great moments of "omg progress" into "finally wtf"
Nawh you should never have that much RNG imo. (w5 content)
Some RNG is fine, but even just unlocking gods and having the 100% pop up was too rough at times. Everything in W5 was rng-gated to some extent
Yup, Vial is fine,
Divinity was "alrightish" just timegated on the points.
Sailing and Gaming was terrible af.
Same for me, ignored the Dungeons mostly and now iam paying for it 😂
The equinox bonus is a great change.
The only downside is that it still leads to repetitive strain injury from needing to dig up like 30,000 nuggets, but it's wayyy better to have some sense of making progress as you dig, now.
yea i mean i didnt like the RNG that much either.. its just that i think the issue was moreso the variance of RNG over the amount
Hot take, divinity rng is a good rng system. You have the choice on the gamble of higher chance for more resource and lower chance for less. Save up a ton for a guarantee
games need variance to be good, but variance does not make a game good. a golden rule of game design
All rng should give improved odds from player choice in a reasonable amount of time
I don't think the divinity rng was that bad too...
the everything else... 
Issue still is that i've seen people say they've clicked the left side multiple dozen times (adding up to an easy 150-200%+) without the right side ever showing a 100%
Yeah I see that. I also believe in all rng having a pity system
i feel like this isnt much of a problem. but the problem is those who did that and unlocked 3 gods are just so significantly further ahead of the unlucky
And yet almost every single person's solution to the RNG of divinity is to eliminate it entirely.
Almost every person recommends and chooses to spend as little as possible to get the 100% unlock option.
Very few people want lots of RNG.
Divinity is the best of the W5 skills in this respect, but I think it goes to show how much players on average don't like the rng.
like yeah some people get lucky or unlucky, but if ur unlucky well you are just fucked
mainly I fell like you taking away bonuses like XP e AFK gains away from the player really bad. forcing everybody on an even playing field when you have worked to not be there is just... bad.
yeah and when it came to devinity 90% of the time i pressed the right side i failed but i spam low chances in the left and poof new god 🤦
"here is everything you conquered up so far now shove it up your ass here is 1 xp"
Even Gaming RNG nugget could have been redesigned instead of just a flat multiplier, have it additively stack for each nugget, but still have RNG on the size/amount of nuggets each time. Along with an obv big nerf on it's multiplier. That way commitment would be rewarded, RNG on nugget amount with each dig, and you wouldnt feel like you are getting fk'd when you see "W5 day 3 at 3k nugget and W5 6months at 2k nugget" type of thing.
yeah idk about all the w5 rng yet but the nugget, from what i see, is the biggest POS offender for rng variance lol
Actuall would have made digging for Nuggets feel rewarding
I think everything wrong ATM without major reworks could be fixed with pity. That's all equinox nugget is
Nowadays, post-equinox, it's sailing artifacts.
Increase my chances of getting the thing until I get the thing. That way I can get the fuckin artifacts
Before Equinox: 10k, 13k, 15k, 17k, 18k, 19k, 31k
After Equinox: 32k, 75k, 183k, 216k, 658k, 1031k
but hey guys lets be positive maby we will see more buffs to w5 skills in w6 like we have with w1-3
is it just hard to find for everyone or legit just some people have hella eldritch and some just have 0, difference is only luck
If sailing artifacts got a pity of some sort, just like nugget, where every failed opened treasure chest would slightly increase odds of finding an artifact until you finally got one and the bonus reset, it'd be a lot more pleasant.
Those were my nuggets, while i was very active, going in those tiny steps over months where i saw other mates get 50ks or 150ks at the same time, just felt bs
Barely a single big jump pre-equi
"Yay a better nugget, by 1k"
xd
I've had the same 23k nugget for like 3 months
Sailing artifacts are just a series of 0.02% rolls or whatever
More devoted players will check more often for more rolls, but the odds are always awful and the variance is incredibly high. Some people get really lucky and some people get really unlucky.
Yeah i couldnt even be happy that i jumped from 6k to 8k last week (still pre equinox)
Also don't have chem after rolling for 2 months 
ah. thats lame
Even sailing, you could add mysteries or some form of knowledge, or some currency to it that could be traded into with some npc for a mystery artifact or reward.
Any pitty system, typically a simple currency gained along the way that can be traded in over a long time.
even if you dont account for lucky people, just average luck people feel like shit going weeks without any progress in artifacts or nugget. so
yeah i feel like that the artifacts in particular were designed to be hard as fuck on purpose, and w6 will buff the % odds
Literally anything that doesn't make the day feel like a waste just because I failed some .2-.02% rolls would be nice
just cuz w5 is the endgame rn
I remember when I got an Eldritch Artifact day after day, like 5 in a single week (and it was mid to high tier artifacts, not low islands)
cuz why the fk would it be .02% lol
Yeah, sailing is brutal, and there used to be a way to actually collect all your afk time in sailing when it was first released and lava patched it out which made it much tougher to actually get enough rolls to find artifacts.
damn
"oh, you were afk for a day? take this punishement and go"
Don't get me wrong still gonna play the shit out of the game but the rng hurts ATM
Especially before we got merits and artifacts to boost the chest storage limit, it literally meant we could only afk for like 2 hours at a time and everything beyond that was wasted, which felt bad after we had like 1-2 months of being able to claim all your sailing time with the patched thing.
yeah luckily theres a lot more to do in the game even if w5 rng is bad. though the w5 rng effecting literally everything else is mentally daunting
Rare af drops can stay though. Skills just need something to actually feel like progress and not a slot machine
I still press esc on my boats everytime, hoping 
And then SB talent made it sort of like you could sail for longer, but the scaling on chest rarity was so bad that it doesn't help your gains at all in most circumstances so it still feels bad. Same with the artifact that lets you prevent low-tier chests from going into your loot pile.
It all just feels bad.
did you know that if you stare the captains and boat screen long enough the game will lock you on the screen too till you click the map for the boats to sail?
found that out yesterday. thought my game froze up because nothing worked but I just had to click back on the map
That happens often, usually after upgrading one of them
That reminds me, why is there no close button on the sailing map
I had never seem that before probablby because all my boats are shit and I barely upgrade them 
It's because of how Lava coded the function to stop you from leaving the sailing UI to save gains.
yeah, in the end you're still getting punished, just different kinds of punishment but you're still having progress taken away from you
Isn't the 0.02% on lower chests, but all considered you can get 500+ chests a day without Omni. by just checking 2x a day type of thing if you plan out your alts login a bit.
At 0.02%, if you get 50 chests per 4h so by checking 2x a day (8h) you're already at = 0.2%.
10 alts 240 Hours = 5% PO BOX = 12h of skip too a day (or ~150 chests) = 0.3% (0.5% total)
10 alts 240 Hours = 10%+ Alch = 24h of skip too a day (or ~300 chests) = 0.6% (1.1% total) a day.
Omni would be another 20% per alt's daily time. (Which is a huge factor too)
Sailing Talent on SB's helps too ig.
Obviously still rough tbh but also that 0.02% is one of the "most rare" artis type of thing*
even getting a big afk conversion proc feels kinda bad. you keep on top of your sailing time and then check a char that was afk for 24h and you proc the sailing time and just 
smirks in SB11
Someone say SB11?
yeah but still you're choosing to take 2h of progress or 2h + a little extra
at least you get the xp tho
gotta level all my bad captains real high 
and xp = artifact chance
I am attempting to value sailing level (and captain level) for a bit
This mean i need to start sailing again? 👀
raise dead not working on bubo when no enemies are alive, how exactly do i fix this? just a bug?
REMINDER: Check Equinox!
wat for
to spend your bar?
oh its full lul
Do you have any "bad" skills on your bar, such as the Energy Bolt from Mage or the Syringe? These attacks require an enemy to attack, thus you get "stuck" when everything is dead
also get stuck when using anything that is not a wand
oh yeah i have the blue energy boly
Want to fuel mine up? xD
https://i.imgur.com/iyko1M5.png
Just realized, yours isnt 1m cost yet 😮
ty life saver
W?
Brag about Doot more 🫤
After shiny speed and infinite signs, what's the priority list for upgrading my shinies?
Meal Effect, Base Critters in Trapping, Base Skill efficiency, Multikill per tier
shiyn is the pink heart right
Think of it as "what will help me the most"
The star
go for w6 buffs
Doot who? never heard of it
o.. oops
whats the color coding?
You get them by swapping from the egg to the paint bucket before you breed
looks like world?
blue is w3, purple w4, orange w5 related
wellp time to google the paint bucket XD
if i have king dood as pet, does it mean i don't need to link and unlink gods ?
cept for purrmep
World 5 Doot companion owners:
https://imgur.com/kXkZfj9
need a guy there
So long as 1 person is linked to Purrmep, that's all you need
aaaand im not unlocking that for a while
Still want to unlock the rest though for blessings and xp = better minor
grats, you can be in twinsie club with us
yea im extremely far away from it. it needs like a quadrillion of a dish and i dont even have a million of thr turkey so
Next up... do you know what this is? 😄
https://i.imgur.com/kS3ubDF.png
a floppy disk?
The arbitrary icon for save of course
new chips? poggers
and it's the wrong nano -,-
@fathom lagoon three of us in twinsie club now
so i just need 1 player on divinity to unlock all divinity for all character ?
No, everyone needs lvl 2 div for the gods to work
anyway i'm stuck in divinity for 2 days now. i just reach world 5 ? at what point do i stop after i unlock bear ?
do younger people know what a floppy disc is these days? also do they know why the phone button is shaped like that and not like a rectangle? (like a smartphone) 😄
And then nobody needs to be on div. But still want purrmep (tiger)
Or better, gesture/show/mime act like you're on the phone
so nobody needs to be in divinity unless i need level on div and i get all the gods blessing ? sounds pretty op
no theyll say its a save button
Yup
yeah my friend's kids hold their palm up to their ear when pretending to be on the phone, instead of the ole' thumb-pinkie banana shape
sounds like i should hard focus on div cause of king dood
thumb-pinkie banana is the only way! but yeh, it's always fun seeing the palm on ear xD
wonder if this first sentence has ever been said word-for-word before or did we just made a brand new thought in history
i only understand the xd
do i get divinity level during active ?
My 1 single Omni character gave me a 25hr refinery proc lmao. I needed 53minutes
Your doot sounds op 😄
I'm poor. I only have 1 
And I bought that 1 with an Elite Swap token lol
I just remembered cogs existed. I have not made one in weeks
ruh roh raggy
noob moment
does squirrel work like shovel? the longer u wait to click it the less acorns u get?
There is a real tiny stint between 60 and 70 minutes, otherwise it is every 30 minutes regardless
Apparently a 20 minute gap between 6 and 7 too
But like.. we're all checking every 25 hours so 
Mineis always off hiding in a pile of chems. I click it whenever it is out in the open, but don't stress it
as long as the difference is not that big I'll just ignore it after clicking it once 
Day 900 of no recipe
Take it off your filter list 😏
anyone seen a glitch recently where bubo will just stand and not cast raise dead?
not that im aware of
weird, hmm
like which? probably have it on there
Even if it's just a dice or something it messes with things
Energy Bolt, Teleport, Syringe are the usual culprits. The dice star talent can slow you down too
Optimal bubo should have cc, raise dead, aura and the fart cloud ghost
Not always in this order
had syringe on, taking it off for a bit and i'll watch it
Also skills on the left are prioritised
Crazy concotions mess bubo up too
does hunter trapping skill got bonus from drone?
Let’s goooo
what bubble should i atom /focus on
As soon as you focus one, a lot of the others become more important. Focus the ones you’ve neglected and try to keep all of them up so nblb hits the ones you struggle with.
so i should try to keep them all more or less same lvl?
you know i think sb is almost as good as dk at painting farming due to plunderous kills
That's usually the way to go about it in the beginning, especially with your Sampling bubbles. Larry to 501 first though!
