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ok, ill go look of who the ceo of shaw is
Ok go ahead
is your last name jefferson?
oh well thats wonderous, the ceo of shaw doesnt have the last name of shaw OR jefferson
report me, please i beg you
Do u know what ceo stands for kid
Chief executive officer
the ceo of shaw doesnt have the last name shaw, you lied
And I can work too then
Yea that's my son too buddy
Good job
U figured it out
U want a medal?
your sons hair is greying out already? seems like you would be very old or dead by now
no human being has ever had natural blue hair
Well ur wrong
plus, its grey
No it's not
ok buddy
well ive confirmed you dont work at shaw and never have so ill leave you alone
I own telus
And I own shaw
honeslty
But for some people it's hard to believe
yeah cuz theyre in denail
denial
It's sad
yeah
its ok
if @uneven turret starts the grind
im sure he can own at least 1 universe by the end of his career
what letter does your first name start with
never played in my life
also never played in my life
Stop yip yapping so much
D
why did that take so long
@wanton zodiac youre 60 years old why are you on a discord server for an io game
and youre argument is dead
what
grammar isnt exactly my focus at the moment
Yo he got u good on that one
ok, goodbye, youve just set your own argument on fire so if youve got just a small sliver of your brain functioning you can find it out too, an important thing in life is being able to find things out on your own, ill leave you to it. I wish you the best of luck on your future
what is bro cooking right now
Im not on my future
im in it
Yes
It seems like @uneven turret is always on this server
Get ur money up and not ur funny up
i am going to go back to having 8d movement
@vivid delta
did you know that when humans move
they move in 2d
because they can only move
Yes ikik
Ofc it's basic knowledge
yes
Thx
looking for active zr duo parter 500+ wins. Im mobile but good for mobile if you wanna then dm me im us east and us west
if u are mobile and wannna join real compt duos u can join my ZMD server(Zombsroyale Mobile duos)must me east or west player and 300+ wins
dm me if u wanna join
I already told u that I only play with people in the north and south
if you are mobile and looking for a place to play events and hangout Join ZMH. Easy to get roles. we are looking for mobile players that are either east or west player and have 200+ wins
You think your funny?
Honestly
yes
ok
No it's not
If it's giving a warning it's not good
Stop spreading false information
if you wanna join some competive mobile zr and a place to hangout join ZMH, we are a growing event server. must be mobile and east or west player i guess eu is fine though since we have eu players as well dm me to join
I am looking for people who would like to work at shaw under the management program. We can discuss salary later but first I would like to see your achievements. Our team is currently short staffed and are looking for people to hire.
If you are interested, please send a message.
Thank you
I am not interested
I understand. You work at telus, ur work load must be a lot
i used to use shaw services
absolute garbage
so i started my own company
called telus
I used telus and it made me wanna kill myself
to fix ur mistakes
Yea u have a lot.of mistakes
sounds like a you problem
Ok and
I respect my customers
ur point?
I give quality services
No
My point is that shaw better
No
Yes
telus
Stop lying
better
To urslef
Ur Turing into square brain and I do t like that
Oh shoot
U brought up a good point
exactly
thats what i thought
U think ur good
yes
No
TF U guys talking bout
our stocks went up so much that we are starting to lose money
That's not a good thing
Do you mean quiet
its only bad because of ur mindset
Let me talk
😂
Our company is in the negatives
Dang
our company is in the positives
its so negative that its positive
I will take further action on this
Fair
cuz - times - is positive
Nono
yesyes
Ur all wrong
Negative times negative is negative squared
So we are better
We are negative squared
Get on my level
I am going to pursue legal action towards telus
i am positve squared
what are the charges
I am a lawyer after all
This IS off topic U guys are talking about companys on a game discord server
Racism
against what
Bro
Stop
Magine
This is off topic
He getting angee
bros angee
😂
Why?
1million dollar lawsuit
I didn't do nothing
We gonna end up on the news
I'm just here
Not u
The guy that works at a trash company
K
Made for scamming people
Don't worry about it
Bro left
they have an entire country made for scamming people now
Magine
I am just like that
Nevermind
What internet do u have bro
Me or him
U
Bad spark wifi
Uh
Bro wtf
Is it made in China?
thats crazy
No
Oh
zamn man
It's NZ owned business
u should invest in telus
telus
It's not my money
We are introducing 6g
js invest
We are gonna change the world
bros making the world worse and calling it change
Already been done all businesses in NZ have that
Bro did I ask?
Nah shaw first
Fair
I don't wanna hear it
I said fair
Watch out
Mbmb
6g internet is also gonna make u float
That's how advanced Shaw is
users have reported a 90% increase in the amount of girls they attract
90% of 0 is still 0 but whatever
the details dont magter
matter
I gotta ask @uneven turret about this stat
What that got to do with it bro
Just google it
its simple physics
Fair
Shaw users have reported that they have gotten more straighter over the years
what the hell
So just helping out the world
I don't think that's a good thing?
what the heck
Homophobe
see this is why tou should invest in telus
At this point I agree
what the heck
Poor choice of words
😭😭😭
U mean the treatment for when you break your back
These massive companies are scamming u
i love getting my back broken
Yes work
Word
Word
It fixes everything
Word?
word
Like Microsoft word?
I have no clue who you are
Ok I'm searching Shaw now
As I had stated before
I am looking to hire people
But @wanton zodiac is praying on my downfall
All haters
I created telus from scratch
Ok and
I am elon musks grandsons grandpa
ikr
So you laid off 400 people and whent essentially bankrupt
💀💀💀
😂
That means I am reading positives
Me firing 400 people means there is an increas in profit
Weed and cocaine
That's awesome
did i ask
Honestly
Yeah but it gonna come in alot slower
slowest always wins the race
Yes
thats what they told me during my nascar training
Finally ur talking facts
Bro every racing game
Lmaooo nascar
Turns head
I am an f1 driver
U ain't
It's for.more eleite people
I seen what you look like
Yes I am
You too fat to fit in an f1 car
Woahhhh
And I don't care anymore ban me from sever if you dare
fataphobic
Bro ur gonna make me cry
I can't talk really
if you dare is kinda crazy icl
Bro search yourself up
Yea max verstappen
they told me i am too fit to fit in an f1 car
Search him up
bc the more weight the more drag or somethint idk
Guess who that is
Shut up
U shut up
i am in a race rn
a practice race
against myself
cuz thats the only competition i have
It took me waaaaaay too long to realise you guys are probably like in intermediate school and planned this whole thing for like a week
i just finshed my shift on 100 tescos and asda
huh
oh they have been doing this garbage for a week
LMAO
if you wanna join some competive mobile zr and a place to hangout join ZMH, we are a growing event server. must be mobile and east or west player i guess eu is fine though since we have eu players as well:
Lmao that's it?
I just finished my shift from working at all the shaw centers in the universe and finished all the court cases at the same time
U guys have it pretty light ngl
i just finished 10 universe jobs at the same time
What were those jobs
mcdonalds toilet cleaner
thats pretty advanced
bruh
Yea he was calling me fat
So he was actually defending me
He was calling someone fataphobic
im hosting usw solo event for tommrow mobile if u wanna join dm me
Dang
This proves that you aint even old enough to work, search up the definition of phobia
No
oh ive proved that they dont have jobs, many times
Proof?
Can we just mute these guys for some period of time?
lot for u
Proof?
🥶
Ice cold response
That's honestly lightwork for me
Not trying to flex
He has no proof
anyone here does not play fortnite could give me their account please. dm
Not allowed
Against the 8th amendment
Ur breaking the law
You can not sell your account
K
"not trying to flex" mf you can't flex bro, also how TF can you work 100000 hours in ONE DAY and it be light work ain't even possible you fckn nutcase
I like how this man is just here for reading ever think for entertainment and is just like k
bro just dont, its pure rage bait
Just because it's not lightwork for u doesn't mean it's not lightwork for others
Me @wanton zodiac and @tranquil shore are just built different
And u gotta understand the grind that goes behind it
But u cant
Because u don't work
Wrong
I agree
i agree
bro thats nothing i work at 1000000 universe 25 house a day
🥱
Me working 42 hours a day 🥱🥱
I work 10 trillion hours in a second at 5000 different multiverses and 200000 different universes
U guys have it light
Be grateful
DAYUM I have to admit ur built different
fr ||he's capping right ur better||
Nah I know it's infinity I just don't wanna make u guys feel bad
That's why I said 200000
But I do work at all the universes
I thought it would be too much of a flex
Yea I made those for u
I handcrafted those tetraverses
You can thank me later
U wouldn't have a job if I didn't make those
i have 100000 kids in 10 universe
Holy
What do you want to do with those kids
Didn't know having kids was a competition
Bro u don't have a friend?
I have 2 billion friends
Get on my level
Might be tough tho
bro ur actually braindead
im not asking like i want a friend
im asking on behalf of one of my 30 trillion friends
ur actually so braindead
this is why we put you for adoption\
Oh mbmb
Didn't know u had that many friends
I thought there were only a 1000 people on earth
How u getting 30 trillion
From other universes?
Damn that's crazy
ikr
Hmm seeing as there are 24 hours in one day
I'ma say that's wrong
Maybe
I might be wrong y'know (sarcasm)
theres only 24 for people who haven’t worked hard enough
the harder you work the more hours
its that simple
Honestly
Yes it is humanly possible
Nice
bro i said just shut up
the worst thing you can do to them is let them live their lives like this and not correct them
passive aggressive ig
i played too much 😭😭😭
i used to be actually garbage like so bad like so so bad like so bad
then i descovered the power of telus
🥶🥶🥶
R u really shrek :0
i am big fan
@uneven turret thats cringe
@vivid delta i do not care
ok good for you
Bro does it while working everyday
who told you
The grind is insane
the grind cant stop
i might make a new acc and see how fast i can get to 100 wins or sum
cuz im bored
That's sad
no its very manly
Ok
yes we know
it's humanly possible
That's what we r saying 😔😠
yes there are
only 24 hours in a day
Huh
what did I say
I work in 8 trillion septaverses
so
24+24+24 (8 trillion times) is 42 hours
plus tax ofc
I think u r
ong
plus tax is crazy
thays crazy
thays crazy is so crazy that that's so crazy that it's crazy
@uneven turret if i really dont work at telus
then how do you explain this
they literally in my dms
(cuz i work there)
wouldnt you be sending the message, not receiving it
nah bro they updating me on yhe company
i have many things to do at telus
so i need to be lept updated
Pffft
U think that's hard
Buddy I work at 2 trillion different jobs and work 7300 hours every minute
I am currently using my mind to type this message
My brain is bluetooth
That's how advanced shaw is
I am not using my fingers at all
U guys use ur fingers to type
Get better
Just tax?
Hahaha
I pay all the world's tax
Sales tax
Income tax
Bro u name it
All of them
This is honestly lightwork for me
I don't know about u guys
I payed ur taxes before you even got them
I payed ur taxes before taxes even existed
this convo is so middle school its rotting my brain
No elementary get it right
go to sleep
Ur not my dad
U can't tell me
U go to sleep
U look like ur in kindergarten because of ur pfp
Oh ok
yalls lets just make a server for ''reviving'' zombs bro everyone can join and send ideas until zombs devsnotice us lets make a community for that . prople who be up for that dm me
no 💀
some ppl are actually advanced
like me - I use my tongue to type
damn
my stomach sends radio waves to the telephone signal cable which represents the kinetic energy of the momentum, which impacts my charge of state. Therefore, insisting that I can communicate with devices using my stomach.
which shows that the temperature of my internal organs, is originally the sin(266^2)
so if u add planks constant to the root of the speed of light, you will get a fraction of my IQ. Which defines that I'm built different
tax+3737222-72728119/22292988228191^8828(cos(6228)(speed of light) + (gravitational fs)-(mass of the core of the earth)/(amount of jobs I do per second)+(population of China)(0.27282)
is how much I work
per microsecond
Bro bet make me admin
now thats wild
i do that plus 1
beat that
yes
Hot guy
yes
guys
Yes?
the real yang noway
i had too much work todya
lol fr
fr
Damn bro I don't complain about how much work I have
I never get tired
anyone wanna 1v1v
wildf
woohpp
I have more wins
woew
Yes
that round to win ratio tho xd
the last,io kinda good ngl
?
lmao just won a like 1v13
it was 1v13 but like i killed a few so they arent in the list cause i already killed them and finished but that ws kinda nutty icl
Yeah
Thats one of the reasons why i like 50vs50 mode
You feel like a god after beating lotta randoms dudes
Then realizing they all were playin mobile
😿
i dont feel like a god aha
dont think the players had arms kekw
acurally 2 of them were quite good
it wasent just six aha
Who tryna play
How yall have a big screen mine its small
resolution prob
if you put the same image from a big screen onto a little one things tend to get a bit distorted
or vice versa
triangle brain better
Huh😭
for me when a girl looks at me she gets a pp
💯
Хуесосы
sqade
1 vs 1


hi
dead chat
Reason: Capital letters
srry
wtf is tht
@unreal crown
who in for a game

depends
how fast u got those wins
but they mean nothing if you have +20k games played and u only winned 3k
yeah
like this is my stats
i win like a bit perecentage of my games
but like i only have 726 wins but it could be way more if i just played more
but i also scrim alot so the percentage would be higher
@empty night im not playing rn but another time for sure ty for the invitation toh
i also may get on later idk
okayy
nah whats more impressive about scythe's stats are his kills per round
hit this clip for my 1k solo win
coulda been better but clip is clip
mobile bro just was chilling n u just trick shot em
😭
officer he shot me first
nah i said wait first after opping him on instict and then i told him to say go
then he started shooting me so i said f it we ball
Did i ever say its hard?
GGS.
Don’t judge a book by its cover and never choose your girlfriend over her mother
why did I get 0 hp on zombsroyale, and I still survived, yang, pls fix your game
Yo who tryna play Zombs
e
If you see that bright color in her eyes your wi wi will rise
If she looks you In your eyes your we we will rise
If you see her In your bed walk out of there guys we must stick together AND GET THE VICTORY BOIS
umm yh
bro is actually playing from on the moon 💀
a 20 bomb in modern zr is crazy
theres such thing as killing bots
no really
if i had to guess, i would say 10 were bots
and you won't convince me otherwise, so dont even try
bro what 😭 homie jumped into a conversation then acted like i care enough to prove him otherwise like damn bro you are not the main character 💀
bro says as he responds to my message
decrepit as community 🤣 truth is i have time in my life cus i stay organized and i saw a ping but aight lil bro
its really not that deep
you right to be fair, it just always amazes me how negative this community can be.... like its honestly something im curious about, what about zr leads to its playerbase being negative to each other litterally no matter the context. would love to know
cd bro
fr**
bro hes legit just saying you killed bots (which is most likely correct) thats not negative
stop taking stuff like this so personal its not a big deal : )
Bruh I didn’t do anything chat box
i agree
anyone down to play?
how i can instal zombs
anyone know of an io game that allows 100 people in a private lobby? even if its paid?
Im guessing that if told Yunica that you'd pay him money so that he could make a private lobby, and then actually pay him, he'd do it
She, and I have no parts about this.
im sorry. Cant be assuming genders like that
Dang
my teammate also got 10 kills ish and
y7e
idk could have been 30 acurally but hard to say aha
U almost killed half the lobby?
if she looks you in your eyes your we we will rise
sadf
K
ghostblood#1482
do anyone's favorite gun is assult scar
scoped m4
silenced deagle and shotgun my fav combo
scar is the best gun if u have good aim
ar is good if u dont have good aim
ak entered the room
my favourite gun is the m16
its fast and its pretty decent
and easy to use
scar is good for damage but slower fire rate
so you need to be good at aiming
true
ive died by getting shot with my own bullets with the assault scar sometimes 😢😢😢
its pretty sad
thats so sad
yes
am i best zr player?
damn
ye
join the 357 clan
FR? hook me up please
The web sight is called Europa.nasa.gov
Also funny picture and name for your discord user
Scam ni
@plain sierra
wanna particapate in a private tournament? (zombs royale)
sur
Hey, come team up with me in Zombs Royale and let's win some Battle Royale! You can download it here for iOS or Android: https://zombsroyale.io/mobile/download?r=Solar%232673
nah it dont
it looks like a freaking roleplay
Is discord nitro still a thing with zombs? Back in the og days you would get free spins because of nitro
average zr name
They removed it like 2 years ago
12 bucul my s
In Boxelder's chat moments ago
true
v2
thats crazyy
IT IS MY BIRTHDAY GUYS
Reason: Capital letters
bro really
i am saying its my birthday and i am getting a warning for that
that is dum
It Is My BiRtH DaY
happy bday
crazyy
happy bday
Hi MJ! 🙂
Hi
Yang Please put this in Shop
.
ye its me
we ll see
G
ok
zombies royales
Is there any way to check out season leaderboard on mobile or is it just a PC feature?
idk abt mobile
they dont have leaderboard?
who cna play
the chat is bad to say the least
Happy... Late Bday 🎂
william#8920
u on rn?
nah I deleted game cuz it wont let me update
rip
ikr
Israel or Palestine?
👶🏿
Who plays clash of clans here lol
i do 😄
anyone play jb?, im giving jb stuff for mm2,dm me!!!!!
come on, fix the chat
Average zr chat ngl
dm me gor a good clan
Do any girls actually play??? Cuz I've gotten stuck with all-guy teams for like the last week...
I can still smell the masculinity... Uggh...
i think ur the only one
What's wrong with all guy teams, and how would you even tell?
why are u censuring the ss
let the devs see what is happening in their game
devs dead
So I don't get banned

