#ror2-bug-reports-console | Risk of Rain | Page 41

void stone Jul 23, 2021, 8:49 AM

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I think Rex was clean until now

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 8:49 AM

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Ah

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Uh, so, this bug might bot actually exist, I might be being a moron, but may as well see?

void stone Jul 23, 2021, 8:50 AM

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Shoot

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 8:51 AM

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So, Rex's abilities take X% of current health, yes?

ember granite Jul 23, 2021, 8:51 AM

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except for his R i believe

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 8:51 AM

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Thats special, right?

ember granite Jul 23, 2021, 8:51 AM

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i think its bugged to always take 25%

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oh right, yes, forgot this was the console chat mb

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 8:51 AM

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Lol, sorry

ember granite Jul 23, 2021, 8:52 AM

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but yes, REX should only take current hp damage, but i think his R is bugged

void stone Jul 23, 2021, 8:52 AM

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There are some abilities that don't take health but they suck

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 8:52 AM

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Uh, so maybe I used my special in a panic or something, but I swear I just got killed by my secondary

ember granite Jul 23, 2021, 8:52 AM

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only possible if you have 1 hp iirc

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as in, 1 hp from shaped glass/artifact

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 8:53 AM

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Yeah, but I had half my healthish

void stone Jul 23, 2021, 8:53 AM

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I never tried it but yes I'm preeeeeetty sure you can die from self harm

void stone Jul 23, 2021, 8:53 AM

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quartz arrow Yeah, but I had half my healthish

ThonkHmm

ember granite Jul 23, 2021, 8:53 AM

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then again, this is console so anything can happen really

void stone Jul 23, 2021, 8:53 AM

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Maybe you had back-up mags and spammed m2 accidentally?

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 8:54 AM

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Maybe I was killed by the lemurian swarm, but I swear my secondary took 15% of my maximum health, rather than my current

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And its been using my current health, but again, maybe I'm really dumb

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I have footage, so if I'm wrong, lets all laugh at how stupid I am

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Cuz I haven't had a closer look yet

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So maybe I'm wrong (also was killed by planet)

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Forgot to mention that bit actually

void stone Jul 23, 2021, 8:55 AM

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I know way too little about Rex myself so we might be both dumb

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 8:55 AM

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Yeah

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Oh, the clip is still loading, give a bit

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My apologies

void stone Jul 23, 2021, 8:57 AM

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quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 8:57 AM

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Its at 97% :0

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Any day nowwwwwwwwwwwww

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WHAT?? Finished at 98%?

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Good enough for me??? Not complaining I guess

void stone Jul 23, 2021, 8:59 AM

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SayThatAgain

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 8:59 AM

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Bam

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Yeah, just kinda got turned to ashes

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If you can't tell by my funny command build, I was just trying to get his new ability. Nothing of value was lost (Except my chance for 15 donut cookies ;~;)

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 9:02 AM

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ember granite then again, this is console so anything can happen really

Yo, if you're still awake and/or curious, I could use an extra pair of eyes here

ember granite Jul 23, 2021, 9:02 AM

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eh?

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 9:03 AM

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Yeah, me got video up there :0

ember granite Jul 23, 2021, 9:03 AM

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oh i see

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 9:03 AM

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Me get life sapped to oblivion

ember granite Jul 23, 2021, 9:03 AM

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~~skill issue~~

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 9:04 AM

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;~;

ember granite Jul 23, 2021, 9:04 AM

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no but fr, im not a console bug expert

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i redirect most people from #ror2-tech-support to here because i got no clue on how to fix console bugs

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 9:04 AM

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Oh, well, I mean, I just would like to confirm that my ability is what killed me in the end there

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I can be stupid many of times

ember granite Jul 23, 2021, 9:05 AM

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hmm

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i think you died to something a frame after you cast your mortar

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 9:05 AM

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Possible

ember granite Jul 23, 2021, 9:05 AM

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looked like a lem fireball but its really hard to say due to the freeze frames

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 9:05 AM

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I didn't see anything though, but its more likely

ember granite Jul 23, 2021, 9:06 AM

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anyway, the game said it was your fault

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 9:06 AM

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Yeah, totally ;~;

ember granite Jul 23, 2021, 9:06 AM

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so we will just take that as our answer

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trollsmirk

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 9:06 AM

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I will now cry

ember granite Jul 23, 2021, 9:06 AM

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anyway i hope that was of help, ima continue with what i was doing

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 9:06 AM

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Kk, many thanks

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Ok, I looked very closely, and

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Special goes off, taking probably a quarter of my max health ^

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Secondary goes off, taking 15% of max health ^

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Press secondary again (Life Sap goes off before the ability takes a charge?) and I die from probably non-fireball related injuries

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RED

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Killed by planet (Perhaps this is just a replacement for killed by unknown causes or some other things?)

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Bam, research done, glitch found! (Unless I'm wrong and/or blind)

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My apologies for the long thread, but I'm almost certain this glitch has been here for a while and went under the radar. Happened to me a bunch a long time ago and I didn't question it? Then again, maybe I just suck with plant boi

ember granite Jul 23, 2021, 9:21 AM

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quartz arrow Killed by planet (Perhaps this is just a replacement for killed by unknown cause...

killed by planet means the game has no fucking clue what killed you

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its not a template though, the template is a gunner turret

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 9:24 AM

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Ohhhhh

void stone Jul 23, 2021, 9:25 AM

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ember granite <:trollsmirk:804763320007262230>

HahaYeah

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 9:25 AM

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ember granite killed by planet means the game has no fucking clue what killed you

Thanks for clearing that up

errant cosmos Jul 23, 2021, 11:34 AM

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Everything

void stone Jul 23, 2021, 12:04 PM

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errant cosmos Jul 23, 2021, 12:16 PM

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They bout to turn the doggo into the acid doggo we know and love :,(

tardy mortar Jul 23, 2021, 3:10 PM

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anyone else get a bug where sticky bombs and missiles infinitely proc?

ancient robin Jul 23, 2021, 3:11 PM

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tardy mortar anyone else get a bug where sticky bombs and missiles infinitely proc?

Yes and i crashed my game. Gotta wait for the patch for it to get fixed

tardy mortar Jul 23, 2021, 3:12 PM

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surprisingly my game didn't crash, and i have the base ps4

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teleporter bosses didn't stand a chance

rustic remnant Jul 23, 2021, 3:16 PM

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quartz arrow Killed by planet (Perhaps this is just a replacement for killed by unknown cause...

is this the same guy who said to just play around the bugs ?

rustic remnant Jul 23, 2021, 3:37 PM

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huntresssip

pallid ember Jul 23, 2021, 3:39 PM

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The blue pillars of flame that spawn during the moon detonation sequence, seems to be glitched on ps4

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Very few of them actually spawn compared to before the update

errant cosmos Jul 23, 2021, 5:07 PM

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huntresspoint huntresssip

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 5:29 PM

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rustic remnant is this the same guy who said to just play around the bugs ?

Yessir

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Reporting a bug so everyone shall play around it :0

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(I mean, who even plays Rex?)

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(Probably a lot of people actually)

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Anyways, anyone know who I ping to update the buglist?

rustic remnant Jul 23, 2021, 5:44 PM

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quartz arrow Anyways, anyone know who I ping to update the buglist?

Joe

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 5:45 PM

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Whats updog?

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@uncut jasper yo rex is too masochistic

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You'll hafta scroll up, but there it be

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Also @uncut jasper, not sure if you saw or not, but theres this too

uncut jasper Jul 23, 2021, 9:09 PM

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quartz arrow <@359476080190554122> yo rex is too masochistic

I think an aoe of some kind hit you because your gunner drone took a big hit too

uncut jasper Jul 23, 2021, 9:11 PM

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quartz arrow Also <@359476080190554122>, not sure if you saw or not, but theres this too

also this is known functionality, client side errors just in general are more likely with distance

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 9:12 PM

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uncut jasper I think an aoe of some kind hit you because your gunner drone took a big hit too

That wouldn't explain the killed by planet

uncut jasper Jul 23, 2021, 9:13 PM

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killed by the planet comes up whenever there are multiple sources damaging you in a short time frame, not just suicide

paper saddle Jul 23, 2021, 9:14 PM

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Aha

quartz arrow Jul 23, 2021, 9:21 PM

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Hmm perhaps

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I don't quite believe it, but at the same time, who knows

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I recommend more people play Rex and see

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I've had multiple instances of being killed by (likely) nothing like that, so personally I believe it to be a glitch

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Who knows tho, I don't like Rex anyways :0

ancient robin Jul 23, 2021, 9:37 PM

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Nice update we got here

uncut jasper Jul 23, 2021, 9:58 PM

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right?

willow sandal Jul 23, 2021, 10:37 PM

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so no Patch for fixes?

errant cosmos Jul 23, 2021, 10:45 PM

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willow sandal so no Patch for fixes?

No

willow sandal Jul 23, 2021, 10:50 PM

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errant cosmos No

guess ill come back to this game in a year sighs

errant cosmos Jul 23, 2021, 10:50 PM

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Okay see you in a few days

paper saddle Jul 23, 2021, 11:08 PM

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True

errant cosmos Jul 24, 2021, 12:05 AM

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willow sandal guess ill come back to this game in a year *sighs*

No when u get back in a year will be a few days after another buggy release I have hereby cursed you

median wasp Jul 24, 2021, 12:07 AM

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Haven't played since the launch of console anni update because its just too shit xd

errant cosmos Jul 24, 2021, 1:42 AM

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Has there been any mention of how much the slc update will cost? Wanna be sure I'm not too poor when it comes out

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Dlc*

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Around 10-20 bucks i think

errant cosmos Jul 24, 2021, 2:22 AM

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Oh thats good

median kestrel Jul 24, 2021, 5:05 AM

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Is anyone else having issues where the monster log book is missing half the enemies, for example Mitrix and Lemurian does not even have a icon. Also there is a locked monster and I know I have fought every monster at least once.

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On PS4

uncut jasper Jul 24, 2021, 5:18 AM

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on the bug list, page 2 has vanished this update for some reason

median kestrel Jul 24, 2021, 5:19 AM

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Ok, thank you for the info.

tiny hound Jul 24, 2021, 5:33 AM

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median kestrel Is anyone else having issues where the monster log book is missing half the enem...

That locked one is Mithrix I think. It’s always been like that even if you have beaten him. You need the logbook for it to not be locked

west pike Jul 24, 2021, 6:12 AM

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errant cosmos Around 10-20 bucks i think

Considering the console stuff I'd take 10 at most

west pike Jul 24, 2021, 8:29 AM

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I sadden and ponder as I lay awake

i wonder what yonder will have to soothe my ache

Gearbox ports while we endorse...

When update

void stone Jul 24, 2021, 8:50 AM

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Bars

paper saddle Jul 24, 2021, 11:00 AM

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Chapter five of the "Tabla Sutra."

A poor man sells tables. A rich man buys tables. The wise man flips tables, and cares not for mundane possessions of the physical world. In this way, he becomes truly wealthy.

ancient robin Jul 24, 2021, 11:57 AM

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west pike *I sadden and ponder as I lay awake* *i wonder what yonder will have to soothe ...

Not when update

Its update when

errant cosmos Jul 24, 2021, 12:33 PM

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west pike Considering the console stuff I'd take 10 at most

I mean as long as it's actually been quality checked and thoroughly tested I'd be happy to pay 20$

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$20*

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But im definitely going to wait a day or two and see if the bugs start rolling in

void stone Jul 24, 2021, 12:35 PM

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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

errant cosmos Jul 24, 2021, 1:03 PM

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Hopefully they don't pet another incident like this happen with the dlc

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Let*

wise frigate Jul 24, 2021, 2:22 PM

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I might stop playing ror2 altogether if this happens AGAIN

errant cosmos Jul 24, 2021, 3:22 PM

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Altmost a month since the anniversary update and still no bug fix DrizzleCry

gentle abyss Jul 24, 2021, 4:17 PM

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errant cosmos Has there been any mention of how much the slc update will cost? Wanna be sure I...

I wouldn’t buy it until they can for sure fix their game kek

ancient robin Jul 24, 2021, 4:54 PM

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If July 28th passes and nothing happens. We riot

gentle abyss Jul 24, 2021, 5:25 PM

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I mean, I can’t imagine the update will come before mid august.

void stone Jul 24, 2021, 6:12 PM

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errant cosmos Altmost a month since the anniversary update and still no bug fix <:DrizzleCry:5...

Hahahahahahahah

paper saddle Jul 24, 2021, 6:52 PM

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Meanwhile Switch doesn't even have it in the first place

obsidian hare Jul 24, 2021, 6:58 PM

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That means switch can actually play the game

paper saddle Jul 24, 2021, 7:07 PM

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Yea I don't care much about it anymore

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Indeed I found a comment from you under a Unite vid lel

pearl mauve Jul 24, 2021, 7:14 PM

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Oh hehe yeah

viral bronze Jul 24, 2021, 8:33 PM

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any ETA when the consoles might be fixed

void stone Jul 24, 2021, 8:48 PM

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The fuck's an ETA

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Estimated Time Aaaaaaaa?

viral bronze Jul 24, 2021, 8:48 PM

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estimated time of arrival

void stone Jul 24, 2021, 8:48 PM

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Close enough

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The estimated time is "few weeks" which was tweeted several weeks ago

viral bronze Jul 24, 2021, 8:49 PM

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well fuck. Alright thanks

void stone Jul 24, 2021, 8:49 PM

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Np np

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@viral bronze the tweet(s)

ancient robin Jul 24, 2021, 9:54 PM

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void stone <@230149838673543168> the tweet(s)

Oh shit new tweets regarding consoles?

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Wait nvm i seen the date

void stone Jul 24, 2021, 10:57 PM

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WeirdCringeChamp YEP

paper saddle Jul 24, 2021, 11:38 PM

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Nice joke

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and nice cock

ripe fjord Jul 25, 2021, 12:05 AM

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tfw literally any console update ever

vivid junco Jul 25, 2021, 1:42 AM

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Charged perforator causing freeze’s

jagged patrol Jul 25, 2021, 1:48 AM

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Any news on the patch?

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 1:54 AM

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jagged patrol Any news on the patch?

Nothing more than the "few weeks" we got a few weeks ago

jagged patrol Jul 25, 2021, 1:54 AM

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Damn that's whay i was hoping for news on

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 1:59 AM

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There's still hope

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:02 AM

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I hope they fix some optimization, game is chugging hard stage 20 in multiplayer

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That'd be sickkk

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So long as it doesn't crash my game tho, all is fine

gentle abyss Jul 25, 2021, 2:05 AM

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quartz arrow I hope they fix some optimization, game is chugging hard stage 20 in multiplayer

Did they make it worse
Even on my Dino original Xbox it didn’t chug after that huge performance update in I think 1.0

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:06 AM

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Uh

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Probably? Maybe?

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That, or my xbox is aging

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Either is a possibility, but it runs every other game just fine

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I dunno, game usually chugs hard when killing 4 billion things on stage 20, but now its ambiently chugging

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:32 AM

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quartz arrow I hope they fix some optimization, game is chugging hard stage 20 in multiplayer

Eh? Just play around it as you say

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:33 AM

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I did :0

kind locust Jul 25, 2021, 2:33 AM

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oh my god it’s not even out on switch????

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:33 AM

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Beat Mithrix in multiplayer as well

kind locust Jul 25, 2021, 2:33 AM

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I just checked this channel for the first time in months

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:33 AM

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quartz arrow Beat Mithrix in multiplayer as well

Not a big accomplishment but good job

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:34 AM

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errant cosmos Eh? Just play around it as you say

Just because I view it as an option, doesn't mean I wouldn't prefer to not hafta deal with it

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Not an accomplishment, yes, but another example of playing around the glitches

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:34 AM

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I mean you don't have to deal with it if you play around it

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:35 AM

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Thats not how it works

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Me playing around it is dealing with it :/

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Thats kinda why I have to go out of my way to do it :|

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:35 AM

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The only real glitchs you have an option to play around is item based ones and character ones

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:36 AM

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No?

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Elite fire trails do a bajillion damage

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Just don't step on them?

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:36 AM

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Alot of the time you don't have a choice

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:37 AM

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Non-hosts cannot escape moon detonation

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:37 AM

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Or alot of the times I do I don't have a choice

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:37 AM

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Who do you play?

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:37 AM

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Whoever I feel like

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I don't really stick with a main

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:38 AM

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Nicee

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Anyways, just use a mobility skill, or don't get put into those situations

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:38 AM

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quartz arrow Non-hosts cannot escape moon detonation

Not really a way to play around this just gotta wait for host to complete it

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:39 AM

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I would call it that

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My playstyle is me and my friends have a good time (preferably all alive) but uh

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:39 AM

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quartz arrow I would call it that

That's not playing around it your still experiencing it

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:39 AM

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Nah, threw that out the window when we started to run out of donut cookies

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Ok, may I have the stage for but a moment?

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Playing around a glitch

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That, to me, is not getting stopped by a glitch (Dying or otherwise)

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So, we altered what how we react to stage 3-4 Mithrix

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Thus, we win

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:41 AM

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Playing around a glitch would be to do something in order to not encounter said glitch

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Like taking a right instead of a left (for example)

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:42 AM

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Technically, having go out of ones way to play around any glitch is experiencing a glitch

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No, thats a bit too literal

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I ain't talking literally walking around a wall

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But I'm sure you understand

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:43 AM

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I'm not either I was using that as an example

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:43 AM

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Lets just agree that our definitions of playing around a glitch are different

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But, with that, you see what I mean, yeah?

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:44 AM

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But let's say there was a mega glitch with gilded coast to play around it you would just not go to gilded coast

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:44 AM

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I mean, my thought process would be more of

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What causes this glitch?

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For example

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:45 AM

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What causes the glitch is there's faulty code when entering the gold portal that just crashes you

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:45 AM

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Say the beacons cannot be repurchased if you fail to kill him in the first go around

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Just kill him round one

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:45 AM

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Wait people have failed to kill him in the first round?

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:45 AM

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errant cosmos What causes the glitch is there's faulty code when entering the gold portal that...

Oh well then yeah, we'd come to the same conclusion

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:46 AM

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errant cosmos Wait people have failed to kill him in the first round?

Yeah, my friends :0

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:46 AM

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Talk about sad

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:47 AM

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Uh, uncalled for, but whatever

rustic remnant Jul 25, 2021, 2:47 AM

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quartz arrow Yeah, my friends :0

you don't know them, they go to another school commandosweat

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:47 AM

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There was a few close calls where I just didn't have much dmg but I've never failed especially on multiplayer

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:48 AM

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rustic remnant you don't know them, they go to another school <:commandosweat:62750062439248691...

A couple of them do, but they chose to go to a different school :0

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And by a couple, I mean one, and a friend of friends

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:49 AM

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In my stats screen it says captain has done the most dmg to me

rustic remnant Jul 25, 2021, 2:49 AM

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||maybe fosters home for imaginary friends||

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:49 AM

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Either way, getting off track, you see my point, right?

rustic remnant Jul 25, 2021, 2:49 AM

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errant cosmos In my stats screen it says captain has done the most dmg to me

play around it

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:49 AM

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Uh

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:49 AM

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rustic remnant play around it

Bullying the wrong guy

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:49 AM

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Hmm kinda hard to play around team killing when it's just so fun

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:50 AM

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Lol

rustic remnant Jul 25, 2021, 2:50 AM

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have u tried playing on drizzle?

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:50 AM

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Have you had a bandit stand off before its Hella fun to snipe your friends with desperado

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:51 AM

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I have never heard of that, but I lobe the sound of it

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Loader boxing?

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:51 AM

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Hmm seems very short tho

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:51 AM

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True, but consider scrap barriers

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:52 AM

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Wouldnt thunder gauntlet be op for that or does it not hit teammates with the electricity

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:52 AM

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I am unsure, but I was thinking more of just utility-free free-for-all

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Wait, but you could just play gangbeasts or something for that ;~;

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Idea scrapped

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:53 AM

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errant cosmos In my stats screen it says captain has done the most dmg to me

Might be partially from me unlocking the microbot logbook but it's mostly just team killing

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But gang beast isn't as cool as ror2

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:54 AM

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True, but if you want a melee free-for-all, it is better than my Loader idea

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:55 AM

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Yeah but I feel like gang beast is the best when it's 8 players not just 4 and I only have like 2 friends who plays gb

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:55 AM

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Yeah, I feel ya there

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Thats why we go online (Too bad all the players get salty and leave after one round that they lose)

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:56 AM

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And I have a bazillion people I could trick into playing chaos

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:56 AM

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A sad day

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:56 AM

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errant cosmos And I have a bazillion people I could trick into playing chaos

Uh, forgive me for not understanding, but what is chaos?

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:57 AM

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When I get salty I just choose this random poor man and just target him for no reason the whole game

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Artifact of chaos

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:57 AM

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:57 AM

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errant cosmos When I get salty I just choose this random poor man and just target him for no r...

Dude, are we, like, the same person

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:58 AM

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My favorite way to win a match is when it's the blimp map and just grab something and wait for it to turn and watch all the idiots fall off

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 2:59 AM

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My favorite way to win is be on incinerator and barrel spin

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Half of the people challenge my throne and die, the other half watch in awe

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Or I die (best option)

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 2:59 AM

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quartz arrow My favorite way to win is be on incinerator and barrel spin

I like to just dance onto of that room on that map

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On top*

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:00 AM

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Lol

uncut jasper Jul 25, 2021, 3:00 AM

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errant cosmos In my stats screen it says captain has done the most dmg to me

on the bug list

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:00 AM

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Woah wait

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Technically, couldn't we all do that if we just keep diablo striking ourselves

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:00 AM

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It's a bug?

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:00 AM

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There's no reason to, but it'd be real funny

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:01 AM

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I thought it was just from the mass team killing me and my friends do

uncut jasper Jul 25, 2021, 3:01 AM

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first image link in the bug list, someone came around and reported that most of their damage taken was dealt by huntress

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:02 AM

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Ohhh

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Interesting, thats such a wierd bug

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Most of these bugs are wierd

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Like, every line of code has a typo kinda wierd

uncut jasper Jul 25, 2021, 3:03 AM

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welcome to the game

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:04 AM

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Hey cheto

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How do you play around your stat screen being glitched

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:04 AM

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True, but its so nice and shiny on PC, some people at gearbox need a coding lesson (that I can't give them)

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:04 AM

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I need to knoe

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I can't play eitht this glitch or apparently even type

uncut jasper Jul 25, 2021, 3:05 AM

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Hehe

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:05 AM

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errant cosmos How do you play around your stat screen being glitched

Hmm, good question, if you really wanted to dodge that one in particular, I'd start by deleting my save data and praying it doesn't happen again

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But I wouldn't recommend

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:06 AM

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How am I going to know what percentage a crab has dealt to me

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I can't go on not knowing

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I'll walk off the edge of this flat planet

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:07 AM

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I feel ya there, I wanna know how much damage beebles have done to me

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One day

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:09 AM

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Anyone have that one friend who has like 30 teddy's is the last one Alice and stands in a void reavers implosion because "don't worry my teddy will protect me" then dies

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Alive*

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:09 AM

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Uh

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I don't mean to alarm you

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:09 AM

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You are that friend

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:09 AM

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But I am totally that guy whenever I have 30 bears

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I almost never have 30 bears, but uh

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I definitely do gamble

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:10 AM

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I kinda did that on a 40 stage run but to a beetle gaurd

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:11 AM

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Uh oh

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:11 AM

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I just wanted to see how fast I could heal but the beetle faurd had other plans

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:12 AM

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Oh, uh, I did something similar as Mul-t

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Powermode is cracked

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:12 AM

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There was an unseen second gaurd and they hit me back to back and ko'd me

uncut jasper Jul 25, 2021, 3:12 AM

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love that you two are getting along so well but I think this conversation has veered a bit far off course for this channel

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Hehe

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:13 AM

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I let Mithrix do his big overhead on my head, and I just kinda healed cuz I had medkits

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:14 AM

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uncut jasper love that you two are getting along so well but I think this conversation has ve...

That is true, but have you considered uh

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I got nothing actually

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I really tried tho

uncut jasper Jul 25, 2021, 3:15 AM

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should have said “play around it”, would have fit you well

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:15 AM

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Bro I was playing as bandit trying to help my friend get the merc mastery skin and I had mithrix in the bag and I got carefree and decided not to use my invis for a few seconds and he combo'd me out of existance

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:15 AM

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uncut jasper should have said “play around it”, would have fit you well

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:16 AM

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He hit me with that pea shooter got me below 90% then slammed his hammer on me and killed me

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:17 AM

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Bro, I felt that. I cannot explain, but my mind just made me experience that in 4K

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:18 AM

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uncut jasper love that you two are getting along so well but I think this conversation has ve...

Ok ill go now but in the future people should just talk around our conversation

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:18 AM

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Yeah

uncut jasper Jul 25, 2021, 3:18 AM

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Hehe

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:18 AM

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Good night fluxy wuxy

uncut jasper Jul 25, 2021, 3:19 AM

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goodnight

inland dune Jul 25, 2021, 3:19 AM

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Night flux even though I just got into this convo

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:19 AM

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Ehehe Flux responded to fluxy wuxy

inland dune Jul 25, 2021, 3:20 AM

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Wait wrong guy night arglius

uncut jasper Jul 25, 2021, 3:20 AM

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Hehe

inland dune Jul 25, 2021, 3:20 AM

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Fuck it, night everyone

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:20 AM

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Cya nerds :0

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:20 AM

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Good night metro

uncut jasper Jul 25, 2021, 3:20 AM

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bye Metronome!

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:20 AM

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inland dune Fuck it, night everyone

Wrong. Goodnight to you -. -

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:20 AM

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Sleep well chetopuff

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:21 AM

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Woah, surprisingly fitting

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Night :D

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:21 AM

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You should probably live around sleeping

uncut jasper Jul 25, 2021, 3:22 AM

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Hehe Hehe Hehe Hehe Hehe Hehe Hehe

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:23 AM

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I can't tell if you just said its my bedtime, or that you hope I have a sleepless night, but I will do one of those things :0

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:23 AM

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Hmm all of the above

inland dune Jul 25, 2021, 3:23 AM

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Flux is just laughing over in the corner

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:24 AM

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Flux thinks its funny when chetos own logic is thrown at em

uncut jasper Jul 25, 2021, 3:24 AM

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I enjoy well timed ribbing, even if it isn’t noticed by who it’s directed at

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:24 AM

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Hey, get out of that corner, I need to cry in there ;~;

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:25 AM

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No chemo the corner you want isn't thw laughing corner it's the one to your left the think about your life choices corner

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:25 AM

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uncut jasper I enjoy well timed ribbing, even if it isn’t noticed by who it’s directed at

Believe me I noticed all of them, and trust me, I've been outplayed ;~;

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:26 AM

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Cheto

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A corner I visit frequently

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:26 AM

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But this one doesn't have a newpaper to sleep on ;~;

uncut jasper Jul 25, 2021, 3:27 AM

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Hehe Hehe Hehe

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:27 AM

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That's my point

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What better way to keep you up at night other than thinking about your life choices

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:28 AM

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Uh, playing around the sleep schedule

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:29 AM

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After a few days of no sleep you will get hallucinations but it's ok you can just see around them right?

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:30 AM

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Now we're thinking with gas

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What

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:30 AM

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You'll also get very paranoid and think every little thing someone does is directed towards you but it's ok you can just think around that right?

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:31 AM

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Thats a hard one, but it ain't impossible

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:31 AM

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And boy the mood swings

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:31 AM

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We have a diamond will

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:32 AM

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But its ok you can just feel around those right?

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:33 AM

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Its easier multiplayer, but can be done, regardless

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:33 AM

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But don't worry after 11days(I think) you will just die but it's ok you can just live around death right?

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:33 AM

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Bro, I've been dead since the dawn of time

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Honestly, I'm dying around life :0

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:34 AM

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And if you some how manage to survive past that congratulations you are now one of the two people who can never sleep again and still live

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There's this one dude who hasn't slept in 40 years and still alive and well

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:35 AM

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Bam, top-tier gamer right there

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:35 AM

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I mean exhaustion Is still a thing

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:36 AM

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GFUEL

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:36 AM

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It's just you can't sleep to satiate that exhaustion

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:36 AM

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Isn't gfuel literally, like, gamer fuel?

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:36 AM

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So it takes longer to replenish your energy

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Gruel is just like expensive Kool aid change my mind

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Gfuel

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:37 AM

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Never had any, so I have no clue

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:38 AM

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If kool aid a protein shake and an energy drink had a freak child it would be gamer fuel

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:39 AM

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Woah, thats

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A drink

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:39 AM

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You could get behind?

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:40 AM

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Uh, probably not

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 3:40 AM

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But what about around

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 3:40 AM

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GODDAMMIT NOW I HAFTA SAY YES

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Gaming

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Anyways, we have plagued this chat enough, goodnight for real this time

compact turret Jul 25, 2021, 4:46 AM

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Is anyone gonna talk abt how the jumping turrets don’t... jump on the Nintendo switch

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 5:09 AM

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Jumping?

kind locust Jul 25, 2021, 5:18 AM

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laser turrets

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pretty sure they don’t move either

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the engi alt turrets right

void stone Jul 25, 2021, 6:06 AM

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paper saddle and nice cock

YEP

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 6:08 AM

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kind locust laser turrets

Soooo

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Walking turrets, yes?

void stone Jul 25, 2021, 6:08 AM

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kind locust the engi alt turrets right

@compact turret yes switch still has 1.0

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 6:09 AM

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Walking turrets walked when 1.0 was out for xbox?

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Huh, who knew gearbox would fuck over the switch even harder

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Unless gearbox isn't switch? Who knows mannnn

void stone Jul 25, 2021, 6:12 AM

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WeirdCringeChamp

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What I'm about to show you is a list of bugs I have personally experienced on switch and remembered off the top of my head

Huntress' blink kills you if you use it when inside a mushrum puddle
Slicing winds doesn't apply exposed I'm pretty sure
Acrid's bite doesn't regenerate
Acrid's leap is uncontrollable in the air and has weird momentum and hitboxes
Captain's m1's spread is too big
Captain's m2 straight up doesn't register most of the times
Artificer's projectiles seem to also be messed up
Engineer's mobile turret don't move
Engineer's harpoons reset the cooldowns of the mines back to the full 8 seconds IF you have backup mag OR bandolier
Loader's thunder gauntlet aoe goes everywhere around her instead of being limited to a cone.

Corspebloom doesn't work
Reju rack doesn't work
Aegis only works with flat amounts of healing
Behemoth is purely visual. No damage buff
Kjaro and runald proc off of crits/crowbars/crystals
Sawmerang cripples instead of bleeds
Meathook apparently always uses the maximum number of hooks
~~Scythe is on-kill instead of on-hit~~
Death mark needs 5 debuffs instead of 4

Mushrum puddles can stick to you if, for example, you blink out of one as huntress.
This will make the damage keep ticking until you inevitably die or you somehow have a shitton of healing to survive even that (this happens with beetle queens as well)

Overloading orbs explode twice iirc and they have the same issue as mushrum puddles

Grovetender's wisps have way too much health on console and WILL fuck you up if you're lacking damage and if you're a melee character

Mithrix does not go back to the center when he jumps up and instead drops back where he initially jumped (which makes revolving doors more/less effective since it has a range limit)

And I don't know of anything else at the moment

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@quartz arrow

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 6:26 AM

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void stone <@523368948134313984>

Woah

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A few of those are different, yeah

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Uh, most, I should say

void stone Jul 25, 2021, 6:29 AM

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Some of these were inherited by xbox/ps4 in the anniversary update

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 6:31 AM

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Yeah, for sure

void stone Jul 25, 2021, 6:31 AM

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Gamer

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 6:31 AM

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Yes, yes we are

void stone Jul 25, 2021, 6:43 AM

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I just want my fuckin' turrets back

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And engineer in general
Lil fucker is unplayable

west pike Jul 25, 2021, 7:34 AM

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It's been almost a month, I know Nintendo takes their sweet time on approval, but it seems off

ashen pendant Jul 25, 2021, 7:43 AM

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Honestly if thunder gauntlet wasn't an aoe and actually a cone it would pretty much be outclassed by charged gauntlet

void stone Jul 25, 2021, 7:46 AM

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Lmao no I'd still take thunder

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Cuz

it has aoe regardless. Just needs good positioning
I don't have to charge it BABYYYYY

ashen pendant Jul 25, 2021, 7:49 AM

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Yeah but Charged Gauntlet would just end up doing more damage and just be better overall for items like bands and crowbars

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Granted hardlight and brainstalks do work better with thunder gauntlet

west pike Jul 25, 2021, 7:56 AM

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The update day was kept at bay

And the folk were led astray

Gearbox chose to disregard acclaim

And refused to test their game

In the end it didn't pay

And out patience was thrown away

But what we got is what is left

And we were left bereft

When update

idle trellis Jul 25, 2021, 7:57 AM

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console moment

west pike Jul 25, 2021, 7:58 AM

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idle trellis console moment

All the console moments lemurianparty

void stone Jul 25, 2021, 8:07 AM

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ashen pendant Jul 25, 2021, 8:14 AM

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west pike The update day was kept at bay And the folk were led astray Gearbox chose to d...

Beautiful, brought a tear to my eye

west pike Jul 25, 2021, 8:30 AM

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I'm gonna do that til update day

void stone Jul 25, 2021, 8:33 AM

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Sick

glacial adder Jul 25, 2021, 9:22 AM

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west pike I'm gonna do that til update day

good luck writing another 82 poems then

paper saddle Jul 25, 2021, 11:54 AM

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Heh

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 12:32 PM

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glacial adder good luck writing another 82 poems then

3000*

jaunty holly Jul 25, 2021, 1:12 PM

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We're getting close to that 3 week mark since the last Twitter update about consoles

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 1:13 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/tumbleweed-barren-desert-gif-13776523

Tenor

jaunty holly Jul 25, 2021, 1:15 PM

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Imagine more bugs come with this update lmao

west pike Jul 25, 2021, 1:30 PM

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jaunty holly Imagine more bugs come with this update lmao

July update

Perforator works...but the game is unplayable

jaunty holly Jul 25, 2021, 1:34 PM

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The mobile turrets become glitched again and don't move

paper saddle Jul 25, 2021, 1:34 PM

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And stationary turrets walk

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 1:35 PM

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PU_PepeOOF

jaunty holly Jul 25, 2021, 1:39 PM

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I do hope it drops soon though. The update already lost so much hype in the beginning just from watching the PC community experience it for months prior to us. And then when we actually get the update it's scuffed lmao

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 1:44 PM

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paper saddle And stationary turrets walk

Bruh imagine they somehow get the code backwards

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I'd be a whole new level of pissed at gearboxes idiocy

ancient robin Jul 25, 2021, 2:23 PM

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To whoever i helped get the mercenary mastery skin with

G fucking G

muted knot Jul 25, 2021, 2:58 PM

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?

void stone Jul 25, 2021, 3:41 PM

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Man playing engi with stationary turrets and actively avoiding 2 items just ain't the same.
Hurry the fuck up

jaunty holly Jul 25, 2021, 3:50 PM

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Imagine they drop the patch updates for PS4 and Xbox but still no update on switch

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Lmao

void stone Jul 25, 2021, 3:50 PM

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I'll kill them

paper saddle Jul 25, 2021, 3:54 PM

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I'll join in

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 4:44 PM

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Baja blast is in stores again???? I just found out a few minutes ago

paper saddle Jul 25, 2021, 4:48 PM

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What dat

ancient robin Jul 25, 2021, 5:22 PM

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@errant cosmos elaborate

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 5:24 PM

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You heathens don't know of Baja blast?

steady solstice Jul 25, 2021, 5:31 PM

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paper saddle What dat

@ancient robin
Baja blast is from mountain dew and is a flavor exclusive to Taco Bell because of their deal. Sometimes mountain dew sells it in stores and gives Taco Bell notice on the cans for having the original, assuming to stir up commerce between the two group of consumers.

That being said, it's not as good as some of the other flavors in my opinion but it's still really good.

paper saddle Jul 25, 2021, 5:32 PM

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Oh I thought it was some game

steady solstice Jul 25, 2021, 5:34 PM

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Nope. Also I sent Gabbo a image that I think fits the situation of what they'll do when the update comes out for console before switch

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 5:43 PM

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steady solstice <@668114368218660906> Baja blast is from mountain dew and is a flavor exclusive...

Yeah its not as good but it's nice changing it up

jaunty holly Jul 25, 2021, 5:51 PM

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errant cosmos Baja blast is in stores again???? I just found out a few minutes ago

Def not as good as when bought from Taco bell

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Personally I'd rather just drive to taco bell and just grab one there if I'm craving one

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 5:53 PM

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But you could just have it at home more convenient

paper saddle Jul 25, 2021, 5:55 PM

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No this is console gamer chat

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 5:56 PM

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paper saddle No this is console gamer chat

I agree with this

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It's dangerous out there all I know is bugs

void stone Jul 25, 2021, 6:27 PM

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Ok then report a bug that isn't on the list

muted knot Jul 25, 2021, 6:37 PM

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and???

paper saddle Jul 25, 2021, 6:55 PM

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I have no balls and I must cream

steady solstice Jul 25, 2021, 7:30 PM

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Anyone know what ETA there was for gearbox's patch on Console Anniversary Update?

void stone Jul 25, 2021, 7:30 PM

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June.

smoky anchor Jul 25, 2021, 7:56 PM

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Joon perhaps

jaunty holly Jul 25, 2021, 8:19 PM

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You must be new to this chat, aren't you

steady solstice Jul 25, 2021, 8:21 PM

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Shame

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Switch is most borked as far as I can tell

jaunty holly Jul 25, 2021, 8:21 PM

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Yeah so this chat just turned into our console brotheren derping around in this chat

steady solstice Jul 25, 2021, 8:22 PM

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Sometimes we talk about bugs

jaunty holly Jul 25, 2021, 8:22 PM

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After no responses for so long prior to the update, we just did us

steady solstice Jul 25, 2021, 8:23 PM

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Unfortunately I am not allowed to share images and don't care to ask about the proper areas to share so DMs here I come

pallid ember Jul 25, 2021, 8:23 PM

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I keep falling through the floor on scorched acres upon spawning in, fml

paper saddle Jul 25, 2021, 8:23 PM

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steady solstice Unfortunately I am not allowed to share images and don't care to ask about the p...

Just get a role

steady solstice Jul 25, 2021, 8:23 PM

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Really? I mean im lazy tho

paper saddle Jul 25, 2021, 8:24 PM

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Just choose any survivor ad main and thats it

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as*

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#role-assignment

steady solstice Jul 25, 2021, 8:25 PM

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Ree

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I mean I hope everyone can tell my main before I even show what role I have

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anyways she's so bad when not hosting a game session because other than her Ice skills (which the spear also shifts up and to the side after first impact) they all have a chance to bounce off of the enemy harmlessly. Meaning you either need to bomb the ground, or you're using Visions of Heresy and Ice spear for her primary and secondary.

uncut jasper Jul 25, 2021, 8:31 PM

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steady solstice anyways she's so bad when not hosting a game session because other than her Ice ...

so I have seen multiple people say this is a problem but I’m having less issues with that in this update than I was before it, like pre update acrid was borderline unplayable because they’re projectiles messed up 50% of the time and you don’t have many of those to waste, but I’ve actually been able to play acrid in this update

steady solstice Jul 25, 2021, 8:41 PM

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uncut jasper so I have seen multiple people say this is a problem but I’m having less issues ...

It still happened sometimes so it just made me mention it.

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 10:04 PM

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steady solstice anyways she's so bad when not hosting a game session because other than her Ice ...

Hmm I've had this bounce problem but they always still dealt dmg a few seconds later

errant cosmos Jul 25, 2021, 11:24 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/tumbleweed-boring-empty-rolling-theres-no-one-here-gif-17171715

Tenor

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Wheres the play around it guy when you need em

quartz arrow Jul 25, 2021, 11:56 PM

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jaunty holly We're getting close to that 3 week mark since the last Twitter update about cons...

Rookie numbers

errant cosmos Jul 26, 2021, 12:06 AM

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Ah there e is

ancient robin Jul 26, 2021, 12:13 AM

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jaunty holly We're getting close to that 3 week mark since the last Twitter update about cons...

We're getting close to the 10 month mark since the last update about switch

daring bronze Jul 26, 2021, 12:13 AM

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We getting a fix yet?

quartz arrow Jul 26, 2021, 12:21 AM

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errant cosmos Wheres the play around it guy when you need em

Oh, you called?

jaunty holly Jul 26, 2021, 12:31 AM

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ancient robin We're getting close to the 10 month mark since the last update about switch

Jesus

ancient robin Jul 26, 2021, 12:35 AM

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In 2020 they voted switch the worst place to play ror2, main reasons: High rate of damage from Grovetenders and more people disconnecting from sessions than anywhere else.

merry zenith Jul 26, 2021, 12:43 AM

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I've been loving acrid this update

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And artificer

jaunty holly Jul 26, 2021, 1:40 AM

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Did they even do anything to Artificer?

errant cosmos Jul 26, 2021, 1:46 AM

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quartz arrow Oh, you called?

How was your anti sleep?

quartz arrow Jul 26, 2021, 1:53 AM

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errant cosmos How was your anti sleep?

Restless

whole copper Jul 26, 2021, 2:38 AM

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When the patch is nonexistent

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VacationBoi

errant cosmos Jul 26, 2021, 2:40 AM

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Few weeks

west pike Jul 26, 2021, 3:37 AM

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A few weeks is what they said

But it could be months instead

Only time will tell

When to ring the bell

And shout in glee

As our joy hits 10 degrees

When update

tiny hound Jul 26, 2021, 4:30 AM

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Another beautiful poem

merry zenith Jul 26, 2021, 4:41 AM

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My incinerator drone attacked Mithrix while Aurelionite was spawning and it froze my game, so there goes my decent commando run..

dreamy thistle Jul 26, 2021, 5:07 AM

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F

muted basalt Jul 26, 2021, 7:10 AM

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So I found if you use trigger effects that spawn things or use explosive effects and you have too high of a trigger rate and fire rate then wherever you shoot it doesnt stop spawning the effect. I've only seen it on mul-t but it's probably because double nailgun and predatory+10 lensmakers but its crashed the game a few times

quartz arrow Jul 26, 2021, 10:10 AM

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Neato

errant cosmos Jul 26, 2021, 10:45 AM

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Cheato

ancient robin Jul 26, 2021, 2:02 PM

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Bandeeto

muted basalt Jul 26, 2021, 3:58 PM

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Dorito

obtuse lotus Jul 26, 2021, 4:05 PM

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So I died to the creep that the new lunar chimera left behind when I was out of the puddle, which is a known bug, but when I was revived by dio’s my health bar number said I had 0 max hp, but I still had 1905 hp so it displayed as 1905/0

obtuse lotus Jul 26, 2021, 4:33 PM

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I also dont think mithrix was intended to be walking in this manner

steady solstice Jul 26, 2021, 4:46 PM

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errant cosmos Hmm I've had this bounce problem but they always still dealt dmg a few seconds l...

Usually because the bounce explodes nearby with them in range of blast still.

void stone Jul 26, 2021, 5:18 PM

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obtuse lotus I also dont think mithrix was intended to be walking in this manner

Nah that's nooooormal

thorn birch Jul 26, 2021, 6:02 PM

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yo

ancient robin Jul 26, 2021, 6:06 PM

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Are you gonna finish typing?

thorn birch Jul 26, 2021, 6:06 PM

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any news about a fix since there last we know there are bugs type tweet

ancient robin Jul 26, 2021, 6:06 PM

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No

thorn birch Jul 26, 2021, 6:06 PM

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couldnt find quotation marks

thorn birch Jul 26, 2021, 6:07 PM

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ancient robin No

god damn it i want to play the game but I just wanna cry every time I launch it

quartz arrow Jul 26, 2021, 6:14 PM

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thorn birch god damn it i want to play the game but I just wanna cry every time I launch it

Then play the game anyways

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Become gamer

paper saddle Jul 26, 2021, 6:17 PM

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obtuse lotus I also dont think mithrix was intended to be walking in this manner

Go home Mithrix you're drunk

thorn birch Jul 26, 2021, 6:50 PM

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wait there was an update on july 7?

paper saddle Jul 26, 2021, 6:51 PM

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Oh you mean the patch in a "few weeks"

thorn birch Jul 26, 2021, 6:54 PM

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oh yeah my bad dislexia read console update

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my brain went brrr

quartz arrow Jul 26, 2021, 7:11 PM

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Hmm

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This few weeks is probably gonna be one day less than a full month, isn't it

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Technically they'd be correct, but fuck technicalities

ripe fjord Jul 26, 2021, 7:34 PM

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quartz arrow This few weeks is probably gonna be one day less than a full month, isn't it

i mean it was one day off a full month last time

quartz arrow Jul 26, 2021, 7:43 PM

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Oh my lord

void stone Jul 26, 2021, 7:56 PM

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LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOO

ancient robin Jul 26, 2021, 8:20 PM

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Wat

opaque summit Jul 26, 2021, 8:20 PM

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ik that the console version is pretty fucked rn but im playing on ps4 and i'm trying to farm lunar coins but whenever i close the game the lunar coins i got dissappear is there any way to fix that

errant cosmos Jul 26, 2021, 8:23 PM

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opaque summit ik that the console version is pretty fucked rn but im playing on ps4 and i'm tr...

That Is beacuse you need to save your progress before closing the game. you can save your progress by going back to the main menu of the game and you are good to close the game keeping your progress/lunarcoins

opaque summit Jul 26, 2021, 8:25 PM

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yes i know that but for example a few hours ago i speedran through drizzle with loader to farm lunar coins and i went from 111 to 121 then i played another game with huntress where i also had 121 coins after that i died and played something else by closing the game in the death screen when i came back i had 111 coins again

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is it because i didnt close the game in the main menu because i feel like it used to save it previously

errant cosmos Jul 26, 2021, 8:31 PM

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opaque summit is it because i didnt close the game in the main menu because i feel like it use...

Yea It always was like that, you need go back to the main menu in order to save your progress even after the game win/death screen and changing survivor, beacuse everytime when you win or lose you dont go back to the main menu, you go back to the survivor,difficulty and artifacts Select screen

opaque summit Jul 26, 2021, 8:33 PM

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alright thanks man, ill try it

errant cosmos Jul 26, 2021, 8:33 PM

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No problem

errant cosmos Jul 26, 2021, 9:28 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/tumbleweed-crickets-chirping-silence-anyone-there-hello-there-gif-18512183

Tenor

jaunty holly Jul 26, 2021, 9:47 PM

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Another day another Twitter post not about the patch

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Feels bad

smoky anchor Jul 26, 2021, 9:48 PM

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It would be funny if caps taser still doesn't get patched

paper saddle Jul 26, 2021, 9:49 PM

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The success percentage goes up by 5 with each patch

uncut jasper Jul 26, 2021, 11:00 PM

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muted basalt So I found if you use trigger effects that spawn things or use explosive effect...

did you have a charged perforator?

muted basalt Jul 26, 2021, 11:01 PM

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uncut jasper did you have a charged perforator?

Yes

uncut jasper Jul 26, 2021, 11:01 PM

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that's your problem

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charged perforator causes that bug

crystal shard Jul 26, 2021, 11:02 PM

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I just tried to get an irradiant pearl and got 50 pearls in a row until the game crashed KEKW

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I think the console version still has the old cleansing pool behavior. I was able to ping it and see what it was going to drop.

muted basalt Jul 26, 2021, 11:06 PM

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uncut jasper charged perforator causes that bug

Thank you

paper saddle Jul 26, 2021, 11:21 PM

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crystal shard I just tried to get an irradiant pearl and got 50 pearls in a row until the game...

Yep they forgot to change that for console😔

crystal shard Jul 26, 2021, 11:22 PM

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I love the new knock back

ancient robin Jul 26, 2021, 11:31 PM

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I just want a port with the quality of Ror1's and Deadbolt's ports

errant cosmos Jul 26, 2021, 11:33 PM

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quartz arrow Then play the game anyways

Aye you forgot to say "play around it"

errant cosmos Jul 26, 2021, 11:34 PM

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crystal shard I just tried to get an irradiant pearl and got 50 pearls in a row until the game...

How many lunar coins did you spend on that

west pike Jul 26, 2021, 11:35 PM

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Gearbox has boxed us in a buggy chain

A loop with no end and only pain

Report report report

Ignore ignore ignore

And one question still remains

Will they even playtest their games?

When update

errant cosmos Jul 26, 2021, 11:39 PM

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The other day i was watching the credits of the game and i saw something that Made me angry

I saw that Play every ware had 3 QA testers, and when they worked on the game,they delivered versions that were very well Made

And the gearbox team, that now works on the console version at this moment, had around 20 QA testers and they gave us the worst versions of the game in regards of bugs

:)

west pike Jul 26, 2021, 11:40 PM

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errant cosmos The other day i was watching the credits of the game and i saw something that Ma...

Quality not quantity, gearbox probs hired their employees kids to test the game

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Not even, probably a goldfish

errant cosmos Jul 26, 2021, 11:41 PM

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Play every ware is pumping out banger ports they did really well with going under

errant cosmos Jul 26, 2021, 11:43 PM

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west pike Not even, probably a goldfish

And that Is a fact

daring bronze Jul 26, 2021, 11:48 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/palla-deserto-desert-hot-gif-6014273

Tenor

errant cosmos Jul 26, 2021, 11:51 PM

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west pike Gearbox has boxed us in a buggy chain A loop with no end and only pain Report ...

So beautiful brought tears to my eyes

paper saddle Jul 26, 2021, 11:52 PM

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Brought eyes to my tears

errant cosmos Jul 26, 2021, 11:54 PM

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Brought sockets to my eyes

paper saddle Jul 26, 2021, 11:55 PM

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Brought eyes to my socks

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 12:07 AM

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Brought optic nerves to my eyes

paper saddle Jul 27, 2021, 12:14 AM

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Brought eyes to my Nerf

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 12:33 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/tumbleweed-dust-storm-desert-dry-gif-4874600

Tenor

ancient robin Jul 27, 2021, 12:36 AM

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quartz arrow Jul 27, 2021, 1:14 AM

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errant cosmos How many lunar coins did you spend on that

Shoot, you right

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I have a catch phrase now

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I must use it

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 1:15 AM

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Why did you reply to that one

paper saddle Jul 27, 2021, 2:28 AM

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ancient robin

Delete this footage of the Gearbox console port department

warm venture Jul 27, 2021, 2:43 AM

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not sure if this has been reported. but on ps4 me and a buddy were playing monsoon going for the skins and after we beat the final boss and the portals started spawning to go back to the ship, i was able to teleport out, however my friend wasn’t able to do so. all the portal would just be there and not work at all. so that lead to us dying due to both of us not being on the ship and it not charging fast enough

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this happened twice back to back. didn’t want to try a third time only to die for no reason

tiny hound Jul 27, 2021, 2:57 AM

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Yeah it’s a known bug. Only the host can leave the arena. Idk if it happens every time

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 3:58 AM

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Waiting for console update be like

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 6:23 AM

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This reminds me of waiting for Terraria 1.3 for consoles for 4 years, and then it giving us bugs that would litteraly turn people into a rock untill they died

west pike Jul 27, 2021, 6:46 AM

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errant cosmos This reminds me of waiting for Terraria 1.3 for consoles for 4 years, and then i...

Yeah, but terraria is a much bigger game and has more stuff, I still wish mushroom dye worked and i could go to the ocean without crashing, but at least it works

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I mean, medusa is rare too, never seen her at all

modern dew Jul 27, 2021, 6:48 AM

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Do you crash when you get near the dungeon

west pike Jul 27, 2021, 6:49 AM

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modern dew Do you crash when you get near the dungeon

Nah, only halfway to the ocean

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But I imagine fighting duke is gonna be lemurianparty

modern dew Jul 27, 2021, 6:49 AM

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Oh, pre 1.3 dungeons would crash you

west pike Jul 27, 2021, 6:50 AM

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Huh

modern dew Jul 27, 2021, 6:50 AM

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Cause it’s try to make new content with nothing

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Pizza without dough

west pike Jul 27, 2021, 6:51 AM

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I mean tomato sauce tastes good at least

steady solstice Jul 27, 2021, 7:38 AM

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Cheese

void stone Jul 27, 2021, 8:31 AM

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Cheese to exist, vermin

crystal shard Jul 27, 2021, 8:40 AM

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errant cosmos How many lunar coins did you spend on that

I used the artifact of enigma to spawn lunar equipment

void stone Jul 27, 2021, 8:40 AM

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Gamer

crystal shard Jul 27, 2021, 8:40 AM

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No lunar coins spent 💯

void stone Jul 27, 2021, 8:40 AM

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How long did that take? Or did you stack fuel cells?

crystal shard Jul 27, 2021, 8:40 AM

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Sacrifice run

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I was on stage 27 I had fuel cells

void stone Jul 27, 2021, 8:41 AM

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So pretty long then

crystal shard Jul 27, 2021, 8:41 AM

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Ye

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My game crashed as soon as@I left the stage AcridGroovin

void stone Jul 27, 2021, 8:43 AM

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Rip

quartz arrow Jul 27, 2021, 9:10 AM

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errant cosmos Why did you reply to that one

Uh, totally didn't, but it misclicked multiple times trying to reply to this, so maybe my phone sucks

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 11:04 AM

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quartz arrow Uh, totally didn't, but it misclicked multiple times trying to reply to this, so...

Have you tried just tapping around it?

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 12:43 PM

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errant cosmos This reminds me of waiting for Terraria 1.3 for consoles for 4 years, and then i...

Still waiting for journeys end on switch smh

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https://tenor.com/view/tumbleweed-barren-desert-gif-13776523

Tenor

warm venture Jul 27, 2021, 1:08 PM

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please fix the game 😫😫😫

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just wanna beat the game with my m8 but can’t do it if it’s being buggy

ancient robin Jul 27, 2021, 1:42 PM

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Tomorrow will mark a month since the update came out.

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And yet no switch port

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 2:04 PM

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Hahahahhahahahahaha soon

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Gearbox shit the bed

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 2:20 PM

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Anyone wanna go full punisher on gearbox and storm the headquarters

jaunty holly Jul 27, 2021, 2:24 PM

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A few weeks

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Heh

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 2:31 PM

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Lights put a bag of dogshit on their doorstep and light it on fire , ring the door bell and run

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Throw a brick through the window with a note attached

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soon

jaunty holly Jul 27, 2021, 2:32 PM

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It's just like, why say a couple weeks (meaning you plan on dropping the patch within at least less than a month)

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And then nothing

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 2:33 PM

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So many other games have way better communication

ancient robin Jul 27, 2021, 3:49 PM

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If we dont get an update tomorrow I will post TaxiPone's Pony BDSM folder

ancient robin Jul 27, 2021, 4:06 PM

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I could just go to this Twitter account and post all of the tweets

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Taxi you sick fuck

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 4:06 PM

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Bruhhh wtf lmao

ancient robin Jul 27, 2021, 4:07 PM

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You ever just post your fetish instead of banning someone

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 4:09 PM

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You ever just get bound to a parking meter

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For fun

smoky anchor Jul 27, 2021, 4:12 PM

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Hmmm

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 4:18 PM

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Uhh

ancient robin Jul 27, 2021, 4:19 PM

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This is the black market of the ror2 discord

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Its safe here

void stone Jul 27, 2021, 4:19 PM

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LMAOOOOOO

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A certified ror2 meme

ancient robin Jul 27, 2021, 4:19 PM

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Its banned like the jar memes. But im the dealer of those memes

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void stone Jul 27, 2021, 4:22 PM

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LMAOOOOOOO

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 4:39 PM

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Topkekpepe

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 5:39 PM

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Kinda funny looking in pc bug reports and seeing all their minor bugs

void stone Jul 27, 2021, 6:00 PM

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Ikr

dusk smelt Jul 27, 2021, 6:35 PM

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Noticed that when I play acrid and try to poison wisps the projectiles tend to ricochet off of them, annoying as this happens often

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 6:44 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/lonely-desert-empty-gif-6012778

Tenor

tiny hound Jul 27, 2021, 6:49 PM

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ancient robin I could just go to this Twitter account and post all of the tweets

When did that happen lmao

ancient robin Jul 27, 2021, 6:51 PM

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tiny hound When did that happen lmao

Well over a year ago

smoky anchor Jul 27, 2021, 6:53 PM

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This really is no mans land, huh

jaunty holly Jul 27, 2021, 6:55 PM

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Is there a reason why Hopoo hasn't just hired someone (or multiple) to their team to do the console porting?

ancient robin Jul 27, 2021, 6:55 PM

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Yep

jaunty holly Jul 27, 2021, 6:55 PM

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Is it just cheaper to hire gearbox?

ancient robin Jul 27, 2021, 6:55 PM

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Hopoo is a lazy fuck

jaunty holly Jul 27, 2021, 6:56 PM

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If they continue to plan on growing their company, I feel like that's a better long term option and goal

ancient robin Jul 27, 2021, 6:57 PM

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Its a shame that PEW would've had a patch out by now but hopoo told them to fuck off

smoky anchor Jul 27, 2021, 7:13 PM

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😔

ancient robin Jul 27, 2021, 7:42 PM

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https://twitter.com/Sp0w0n/status/1412052931529031694?s=20 this tweet sums up how i feel currently

Spoon (@Sp0w0n)

@playeveryware @hopoogames @GearboxOfficial

median wasp Jul 27, 2021, 7:46 PM

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is this dog shit patch fixed yet lol

tiny hound Jul 27, 2021, 8:19 PM

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Nope

slender jewel Jul 27, 2021, 8:25 PM

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Is anyone else having issues with the game breaking? I just tried to beat 7rh day as mul-t, I was able to beat the void cell area but not before the game broke because my shatterspleen and runalds wouldn't stop procing, then when I went to leave hoping to get the achievement, my game crashed and I still didn't get it.

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These bugs are pissing me the hell off

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I love this game but it's getting ridiculous

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 8:30 PM

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"Getting"? It's been ridiculous since the update came out

paper saddle Jul 27, 2021, 8:30 PM

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slender jewel Is anyone else having issues with the game breaking? I just tried to beat 7rh da...

Dont pick up perforator

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The charged one

slender jewel Jul 27, 2021, 8:32 PM

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I didnt

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Shatterspleen fucked my game

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Brilliant Behemoth, Shatterspleen, charged perforator, ATG, and both bands apparently want to activate infinitely

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Luckily that's been my only issue

west pike Jul 27, 2021, 8:37 PM

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slender jewel Shatterspleen fucked my game

Oh no, there's two of them

paper saddle Jul 27, 2021, 8:38 PM

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Huh does Shatterspleen have a similiar problem to charged perf

west pike Jul 27, 2021, 8:39 PM

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jaunty holly Is it just cheaper to hire gearbox?

Well, to be fair, you don't say no to your publisher as an indie dev

slender jewel Jul 27, 2021, 8:39 PM

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Yea it activated infinitely is was odd

modern dew Jul 27, 2021, 9:11 PM

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I had it happen with a sticky bomb (100% damage btw) and I didn’t crash, I just got ultra lag for a few seconds

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Sticky bomb is D tier cause of the 80% damage console thing

jaunty holly Jul 27, 2021, 9:24 PM

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west pike Well, to be fair, you don't say no to your publisher as an indie dev

True

merry zenith Jul 27, 2021, 9:26 PM

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Tomorrow marks the end of the promised few weeks.

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We are rapidly approaching a month.

ancient obsidian Jul 27, 2021, 9:33 PM

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still no update as to when we are getting a fix for console?

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 9:35 PM

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Boycot gearbox!

modern dew Jul 27, 2021, 9:37 PM

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No... that will also hurt hopoo

void stone Jul 27, 2021, 9:41 PM

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YEP

jaunty holly Jul 27, 2021, 9:42 PM

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slender jewel Brilliant Behemoth, Shatterspleen, charged perforator, ATG, and both bands appar...

But you did pick up the charged perforator lmao

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Unless I misread that, are you stating the items you had?

void stone Jul 27, 2021, 9:43 PM

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LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOO

slender jewel Jul 27, 2021, 9:50 PM

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jaunty holly Unless I misread that, are you stating the items you had?

Stating items that have broken my game

paper saddle Jul 27, 2021, 10:07 PM

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Oh so you did have charged perf, I missed that

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Yea thats the cause of infinit procs

paper saddle Jul 27, 2021, 10:24 PM

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I guess my brain autocorrected the charged perf away since Jolly said it was shatterspleen lel

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 11:04 PM

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FantanoFlip

errant cosmos Jul 27, 2021, 11:18 PM

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paper saddle Oh so you did have charged perf, I missed that

No in the run in question jolly did not have charged perf

paper saddle Jul 27, 2021, 11:19 PM

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Ah ok odd

slender jewel Jul 28, 2021, 1:26 AM

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Yea I've been trying to do 7th wave alot

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And charged perf ended it once

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Brilliant Behemoth started to proc atgs

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And shatterspleen ended my most recent one

finite mulch Jul 28, 2021, 4:36 AM

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Lol wow still no update huh?

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Rip gearbox

smoky anchor Jul 28, 2021, 5:24 AM

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Once this update comes out of beta I'm gonna fucking binge this game

modern dew Jul 28, 2021, 5:36 AM

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Yes

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Agreed

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This is probably for both console and PC, but I noticed that in a run where things were dying when they spawned, I picked up a transfusion and got 32 health per kill. Of course it stopped when it got to 100 BUT it also went like 200 over because of all the things dying by the time enough orbs got to me

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Turns infusion into an S+++ tier late game item

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I was playing MULT btw (larger health-level pool)

maiden tulip Jul 28, 2021, 5:51 AM

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Ukulele

west pike Jul 28, 2021, 6:26 AM

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Charged perforator

Console destroy-inator

All the atgs, all in the world

All of them go off, when the vase says the word

Multiplayer is one sided

No explanation provided

When Update

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I guess now I'll list all the bugs

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Nothing else will fill the gap between updates

void stone Jul 28, 2021, 6:32 AM

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CryAboutIt

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😴

errant cosmos Jul 28, 2021, 11:53 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/frieza-dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-destroyed-you-fool-gif-16276829

Tenor

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Me when there’s no update

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Imagine they make the patch the dlc so you have to pay for the patch

errant cosmos Jul 28, 2021, 12:30 PM

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That would make perfect sense for how they’ve been doing things

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We all payed for a broken game

jaunty holly Jul 28, 2021, 3:45 PM

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Another day

ancient robin Jul 28, 2021, 3:48 PM

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Today marks 1 month since the update. No explanation on why it was fucked, no patch, no switch update

The game is dead

errant cosmos Jul 28, 2021, 3:48 PM

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PES_F

void stone Jul 28, 2021, 4:18 PM

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Mannn

merry zenith Jul 28, 2021, 5:00 PM

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Yo don't worry they're just making sure it's a really good patch

void stone Jul 28, 2021, 5:05 PM

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Could be better than that

errant cosmos Jul 28, 2021, 5:19 PM

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merry zenith Yo don't worry they're just making sure it's a really good patch

Or they're just sitting on their ass till the last minute then just gonna throw crap together like they most likely did with the anniversary update

merry zenith Jul 28, 2021, 5:24 PM

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Don't worry it's just gonna be that good guys twistedscavenger

errant cosmos Jul 28, 2021, 5:27 PM

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Nah I got no faith in gearbox after anniversary

quartz arrow Jul 28, 2021, 6:46 PM

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modern dew No... that will also hurt hopoo

Consider the fact that no one wants to buy console Risk of Rain anyways, due to the glitches

errant cosmos Jul 28, 2021, 6:59 PM

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So cheto how you gonna buy around the dlc

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Cheato!

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Comedic relief needed

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Otherwise it's just tumbleweeds

jaunty holly Jul 28, 2021, 7:18 PM

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thats one of the biggest things im worrying about

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like imagine buying the dlc and its just bugged af lolol

errant cosmos Jul 28, 2021, 7:34 PM

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Oh you see

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I have a plan for that and my plan is: after the dlc drops wait a day or two and let all you wonderful people test it and if the feedback is good I'll buy it

paper saddle Jul 28, 2021, 7:40 PM

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Yea

jaunty holly Jul 28, 2021, 7:42 PM

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not sure what is worse

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getting the dlc at the same time as PC and potentially having extreme bugs

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or having to wait months for the dlc to drop and potentially having extreme bugs as well as the hype dying from the wait

steady solstice Jul 28, 2021, 7:46 PM

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I've yet to get the perforator, mostly because game breaks from lack of hotboxes on everything or brass Contraptions

errant cosmos Jul 28, 2021, 8:00 PM

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I've only had problem with brass boi(further known as bell boi)s hitbox and after I figured out where you have to hit them I kind of prefer their hitboxxes like that but I get that some people don't have the accuracy to reliability take them out but what other hitbox problems are you having

ancient robin Jul 28, 2021, 8:23 PM

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I cant fucking take it anymore

pastel garnet Jul 28, 2021, 8:31 PM

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Well have a update in a few weeks

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Meanwhile almost a month later
Radio silence

errant cosmos Jul 28, 2021, 8:32 PM

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Gearbox is really good at freigning ignorance

void stone Jul 28, 2021, 9:10 PM

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facemelt

kindred ivy Jul 28, 2021, 9:12 PM

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Pretty sure console players are owed a refund at this point

void stone Jul 28, 2021, 9:16 PM

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On god

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Double the price

west pike Jul 28, 2021, 9:47 PM

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void stone Double the price

Of course, the amount of bugs equal nearly double the amount of content as pc Mask

void stone Jul 28, 2021, 9:47 PM

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exactly

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Console players got double the replayability cuz they could glitch hunt

errant cosmos Jul 28, 2021, 10:32 PM

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void stone Console players got double the replayability cuz they could glitch hunt

No you see we get to do the opposite we get to hunt for a glitchless run

void stone Jul 28, 2021, 10:33 PM

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Like in the current versions?

green needle Jul 28, 2021, 10:34 PM

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errant cosmos No you see we get to do the opposite we get to hunt for a glitchless run

What if ALL my runs are bugged?

errant cosmos Jul 28, 2021, 10:50 PM

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green needle What if ALL my runs are bugged?

Then it's a real hunt!

errant cosmos Jul 28, 2021, 10:50 PM

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void stone Like in the current versions?

And yes

void stone Jul 28, 2021, 10:50 PM

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Impossible

errant cosmos Jul 28, 2021, 10:51 PM

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Hmm not impossible if you live by chetos philosophy

errant cosmos Jul 29, 2021, 12:07 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/middle-of-nowhere-lost-desert-alone-tumbleweed-gif-12085918

Tenor

Middle Of Nowhere

▶ Play video

torpid thunder Jul 29, 2021, 1:44 AM

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Ignore the random shit near my tv

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Free falling

paper saddle Jul 29, 2021, 1:50 AM

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Known Commencement bug

torpid thunder Jul 29, 2021, 2:56 AM

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Ok

errant cosmos Jul 29, 2021, 3:27 AM

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CheckPins

lavish bloom Jul 29, 2021, 3:29 AM

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Hey does anyone know about the glitch where engineers mobile turrets don’t move at all on switch?

paper saddle Jul 29, 2021, 3:54 AM

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Yea its old

lavish bloom Jul 29, 2021, 4:33 AM

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Does switch not get the updates as frequently?

uncut jasper Jul 29, 2021, 4:34 AM

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switch hasn’t been updated in almost a year, until the extremely buggy update a month ago the other consoles were in the same boat

lavish bloom Jul 29, 2021, 4:35 AM

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So the other consoles got the update but not switch?

uncut jasper Jul 29, 2021, 4:42 AM

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correct, when questioned on it gearbox and hopoo have only given noncommittal answers, the current understanding is that the switch update will be released alongside the patch for the other consoles, which was said to be “in a few weeks” but that was 3 weeks ago and have gotten no word since

errant cosmos Jul 29, 2021, 4:44 AM

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PES_F

uncut jasper Jul 29, 2021, 4:48 AM

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lavish bloom So the other consoles got the update but not switch?

although if you check the pins you can see what you aren’t missing out on, the update is extremely buggy to a game breaking extent in some cases

west pike Jul 29, 2021, 5:10 AM

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I play on switch, but not the engineer

My turrets don't move and I'm beginning to fear

Will we ever get a patch?

Maybe with the next batch

But no one really knows

Or has anything to propose

A patch, comes once with every update

Too bad all the updates come out at a slow rate

When update

sharp crypt Jul 29, 2021, 5:16 AM

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Soon™️

modern dew Jul 29, 2021, 6:22 AM

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~~(7 years)~~

shell oriole Jul 29, 2021, 6:24 AM

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Hi console players i play on switch and just got fucking softlocked in bulwarks

void stone Jul 29, 2021, 6:30 AM

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How

fierce widget Jul 29, 2021, 6:30 AM

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Literally just lost a run on console because the teleporting balls after killing mythrix wouldn’t teleport me

uncut jasper Jul 29, 2021, 6:47 AM

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fierce widget Literally just lost a run on console because the teleporting balls after killing...

known bug

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commencement is an absolute mess

edgy bough Jul 29, 2021, 7:14 AM

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shell oriole Hi console players i play on switch and just got fucking softlocked in bulwarks

how

west pike Jul 29, 2021, 8:03 AM

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July 7th

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😔

void stone Jul 29, 2021, 10:22 AM

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Take a shot any time someone says "known bug"

void stone Jul 29, 2021, 10:23 AM

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west pike July 7th

Did you have ping on

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Cuz if not, that's a shame happiesttroll

ancient robin Jul 29, 2021, 10:35 AM

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errant cosmos Jul 29, 2021, 11:10 AM

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wispy parrot Jul 29, 2021, 12:26 PM

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ps 4 online not working

sonic ingot Jul 29, 2021, 1:19 PM

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Yooo looks like I called that shit lol

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Though its probably looking like past September at this point

slender onyx Jul 29, 2021, 1:44 PM

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this is looking more and more right PainChamp

ancient robin Jul 29, 2021, 1:46 PM

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slender onyx this is looking more and more right <:PainChamp:839563422819680256>

hah

slender onyx Jul 29, 2021, 1:46 PM

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now I'm hoping we at least see it in august

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and not september

rapid bane Jul 29, 2021, 2:04 PM

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I miss the 1.0 update 😔

errant cosmos Jul 29, 2021, 2:35 PM

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Same

errant cosmos Jul 29, 2021, 2:56 PM

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Another "AD" in the risk of rain 2 Twitter..........

uncut jasper Jul 29, 2021, 2:58 PM

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of course, media managers get paid to sell the product, and nothing else

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and drawing attention to bugs in the game does the opposite of that, so they don’t, except to save face with the people that already own it

trim river Jul 29, 2021, 3:06 PM

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everythings a bug on console

errant cosmos Jul 29, 2021, 3:20 PM

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Gearbox isn’t humble

uncut jasper Jul 29, 2021, 3:21 PM

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the bug is everything on console

errant cosmos Jul 29, 2021, 3:21 PM

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All they want is profit , soulless boot lickers of the corporate gamer world

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Lots of people love to be kept in the loop about games , I don’t give a fuck about a screenshot of acrid laying in a field

void stone Jul 29, 2021, 5:26 PM

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August 7th, set your clock

warped trout Jul 29, 2021, 6:02 PM

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So the last news we got was on july 7?

void stone Jul 29, 2021, 6:03 PM

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Yeah

errant cosmos Jul 29, 2021, 6:10 PM

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So if update not August 7th then we storm the castle August 8th?

void stone Jul 29, 2021, 6:31 PM

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Takeshi's castle

errant cosmos Jul 29, 2021, 7:37 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/mxc-guy-le-douche-lol-haha-scream-gif-16045712

Tenor

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Yes.

plain kestrel Jul 29, 2021, 8:24 PM

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Has console been patched yet? I refuse to play it in the state it’s in

paper saddle Jul 29, 2021, 8:28 PM

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Nope

west pike Jul 29, 2021, 8:43 PM

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uncut jasper of course, media managers get paid to sell the product, and nothing else

Har har, well of course. Currently, only we and people who watched the woolie vid understand how bad it is. They don't want to show people how bad it is before they buy it, but afterwards it doesn't matter cause console refunds are strict to nonexistent. If we hadn't waited so long for the content update, and it hadn't been such a disappointment, they wouldn't have made the follow up tweet about the fix.

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I'm sure that follow up tweet took all of gearbox's willpower combined to allow

errant cosmos Jul 29, 2021, 9:33 PM

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Gearbox is why we can’t have nice things

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PES_F

void stone Jul 29, 2021, 9:44 PM

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Gearbox treats their devs nicely but not the customers/buyers/consumers

Don't ask why I defaulted to customers

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Also don't ask why I simply didn't delete that

errant cosmos Jul 29, 2021, 9:54 PM

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void stone Gearbox treats their devs nicely but not the customers/buyers/consumers Don't a...

Idk they treated us awfully kind when they fu- us over

void stone Jul 29, 2021, 9:54 PM

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"Would you kindly shut the fuck up lol"

west pike Jul 29, 2021, 10:05 PM

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void stone "Would you kindly shut the fuck up lol"

"Will you shut you whining yap" Dumbledore said calmy

modern dew Jul 29, 2021, 10:28 PM

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E

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When update

iron bough Jul 29, 2021, 10:28 PM

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Hey remember when a month ago the twitter said "we are hard at work on a small patch addressing some of the highest-impact issues and hope to have this out to you all within a few weeks"

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happiesttroll it's never happening is it

west pike Jul 29, 2021, 10:33 PM

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iron bough Hey remember when a month ago the twitter said "we are hard at work on a small p...

It's gonna happen when we get the dlc

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And then everything will still be busted except maybe one thing works

errant cosmos Jul 29, 2021, 10:58 PM

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No they will just fix the minor bugs and then just leave us with more game breaking ones

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Until there's no game left

limber star Jul 30, 2021, 12:12 AM

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i got pc version like a week ago

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the game is indeed playable

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happiesttroll gearbox why

jaunty holly Jul 30, 2021, 12:35 AM

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New Twitter post lmao

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"Moments like these make you forget the chaos of this world"

Nothing will help me forget the chaos this update brought lololol

paper saddle Jul 30, 2021, 1:21 AM

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Sharty updates like these make you remember the chaos of this world*

slender jewel Jul 30, 2021, 1:22 AM

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I love going on the Twitter and seeing all the people telling switch players to be happy they don't have the update

paper saddle Jul 30, 2021, 1:24 AM

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Im also bored of the year old switch version tho, so I just dont play at all anymore

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 1:43 AM

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slender jewel I love going on the Twitter and seeing all the people telling switch players to ...

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 1:44 AM

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slender jewel I love going on the Twitter and seeing all the people telling switch players to ...

just get a pc 😳

slender jewel Jul 30, 2021, 1:51 AM

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errant cosmos just get a pc 😳

I would if i could 😭

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 1:54 AM

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slender jewel I would if i could 😭

make one 😳

gentle abyss Jul 30, 2021, 3:41 AM

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errant cosmos just get a pc 😳

The stupidest phrase I ever hear in a console channel. Never gets old

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 3:44 AM

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gentle abyss The stupidest phrase I ever hear in a console channel. Never gets old

cant afford a pc? why do you have a console 😳

gentle abyss Jul 30, 2021, 3:47 AM

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errant cosmos cant afford a pc? why do you have a console 😳

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 3:47 AM

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😳

gentle abyss Jul 30, 2021, 3:47 AM

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Feel free to acknowledge those 🙂

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 3:47 AM

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I was joking lmao

gentle abyss Jul 30, 2021, 3:47 AM

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The “joke” isn’t a joke when everyone does it. Get new material. Thanks.

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 3:47 AM

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I’m not being serious, I’m not that mean

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also I put 😳 at the end, that kinda means I’m not serious

gentle abyss Jul 30, 2021, 3:48 AM

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Ehhh no. No it doesn’t. Lol
That’s an assumption at best

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 3:48 AM

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maybe that’s just you

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😳

gentle abyss Jul 30, 2021, 3:49 AM

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Okay, route #2.
@errant cosmos

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 3:49 AM

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happiesttroll

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Jesus you can’t take a joke… I’ll go somewhere else

gentle abyss Jul 30, 2021, 3:49 AM

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Pikachu_wave

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 3:50 AM

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:/

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@gentle abyss sup

gentle abyss Jul 30, 2021, 3:59 AM

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Not trying to be harsh. But as a gamer to a gamer, platform jokes are just overused, and rarely taken as a joke.
I moderated the Minecraft discord long enough to see how rude people were to mobile players
Everyone just wants to enjoy the game they all love on the platform they happen to choose - that’s all.
And, to put this in context of risk of rain, console users for this game particularly have waited for months for the update, and it wasn’t what anyone expected - so, poor timing for the joke too.

@errant cosmos no worries. All settled

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Thank you

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 4:00 AM

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uhh so your not reporting something ?

gentle abyss Jul 30, 2021, 4:00 AM

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I was pointing out platform elitism. In the event that he continued

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 4:00 AM

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Who

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the corps guy ?

gentle abyss Jul 30, 2021, 4:01 AM

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Ye but was a misunderstanding it seems.

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 4:01 AM

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Good back to Bug's and reports for console 😄

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 4:04 AM

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gentle abyss Not trying to be harsh. But as a gamer to a gamer, platform jokes are just overu...

That’s where I recognize the pfp. Also I had no idea anyone else had made the joke, and I wasn’t trying to be rude. I guess some people don’t like jokes like that. That’s my sense of humor so 🤷

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:21 AM

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Uh

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So

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No update huh

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:23 AM

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errant cosmos No they will just fix the minor bugs and then just leave us with more game break...

Truuueeeeeee

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Every update ever, am I righttttt

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:24 AM

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Just play around it?

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:24 AM

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Yes, that is me

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:24 AM

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No switch update brings me immense pain

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:25 AM

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Yeah, but at least you aren't PS4

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:25 AM

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My brother is lmao

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:25 AM

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Ohh

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My condolences

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:26 AM

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Honestly I wanna experience the brokenness

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:26 AM

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Yeah, its pretty funny to watch

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:26 AM

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I don’t care I just want “new” content at this point. The switch bugs are so boring now

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:27 AM

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Spawning next to an elite wisp swarm

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:27 AM

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That’s fun

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:27 AM

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Yeye, understandably so, but there is joy to be found that maybe Gearbox will playtest on switch :/

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:27 AM

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Doubt

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:27 AM

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Trueeeeee

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Anyways, its the 29th, and someone said they hope its comes today

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:29 AM

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It’s the 30th in 30 minutes

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:29 AM

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WOAAAAAAAAH

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I thought midnight had already passed

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Crazy how that works huh

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:30 AM

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I don’t get what you’re trying to say

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:30 AM

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Ah, just mentioning a thing

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Was just holding out hope I suppose

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Anyways, imagine it comes out in 30 minutes

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:31 AM

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I’d be content but annoyed

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:32 AM

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I'd be more annoyed

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:32 AM

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At this point I doubt it’s even being worked on

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:32 AM

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Oh, it comes out in a few weeks (one day before the month changes)

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:32 AM

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Fun

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:32 AM

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Indeed

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Or maybe

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The patch never comes :0

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:34 AM

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quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:34 AM

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Lol

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Very true

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:35 AM

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What’s it like being known as the “play around it” person

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:36 AM

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Huh?

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Well

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Uh, people just make jokes at it? Nothing too special? I guess its kinda interesting?? Not sure what to say here

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Its like I'm a person who is being made fun of on the internet, one of the 99%

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So uh, yeah? Gonna keep playing around glitches till Gearbox gets their shit together I suppose

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:40 AM

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Ah, nice

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Very informative

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:40 AM

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What else would the "Play Around It Guy" do?

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:41 AM

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Idk just say “play around it” at appropriate times I guess

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:42 AM

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If I show up here again? Preferably Gearbox releases a patch and I may be released to beetle stomp once more

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Until then, I beetle stomp from a safe distance, or with Thunder Gauntlet

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https://tenor.com/view/guess-ill-die-gif-9704573

Tenor

guess ill die

▶ Play video

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:43 AM

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Fun

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:43 AM

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I suppose

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:43 AM

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quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:45 AM

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I don't have any funny Risk of Rain images, but you can have this instead

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:46 AM

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I like that

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 4:46 AM

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quartz arrow I don't have any funny Risk of Rain images, but you can have this instead

tiny hound Jul 30, 2021, 4:46 AM

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quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:47 AM

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Nobody ever considers the possibility that both may happen simultaneously

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 4:47 AM

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quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 4:49 AM

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errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 4:50 AM

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quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 5:09 AM

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west pike Jul 30, 2021, 5:17 AM

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Sad console bug reports

Bad gearbox console port

When update

slender jewel Jul 30, 2021, 5:42 AM

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At this point

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I'm just playing ror and leaving ror2 for later, I've almost done everything I can do outside of Diablo Strike which is bugged

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All the ps4 bugged players should have a buggy bonanza to see how fast they can crash the game

uncut jasper Jul 30, 2021, 7:00 AM

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slender jewel I'm just playing ror and leaving ror2 for later, I've almost done everything I *...

you can get it by grabbing a dios and dying on commencement

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 7:46 AM

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uncut jasper you can get it by grabbing a dios and dying on commencement

Indeed, I did have to play around that one too

uncut jasper Jul 30, 2021, 7:46 AM

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of course you did

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 7:47 AM

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Indeed indeed

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If all must call me "The Play Around It Guy" then I shall be "The Play Around It Guy"

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WAIT I CAN CHANGE MY NICKNAME, I'M SO STUPID

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Ehehehehe

void stone Jul 30, 2021, 8:02 AM

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Fuck happened

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 8:04 AM

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Nothing

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 8:04 AM

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void stone Fuck happened

And thats kinda the problem

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No news, only more time to wait

void stone Jul 30, 2021, 8:07 AM

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Oh ok

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 8:08 AM

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Indeed

shell oriole Jul 30, 2021, 10:41 AM

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edgy bough how

Took me a while im back. Couldnt pick up artifact key. Ill send vid along w some others i have

edgy bough Jul 30, 2021, 10:41 AM

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shell oriole Took me a while im back. Couldnt pick up artifact key. Ill send vid along w some...

damn console just sounds fucked

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 10:51 AM

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edgy bough damn console just sounds fucked

Yessir

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Ain't nothing playing around it can't solve haha

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I should go to bed actually

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 10:54 AM

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Nooo

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Play around your sleep

shell oriole Jul 30, 2021, 11:04 AM

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That, me killing mithrix final phase before he could spawn and dying in shop were my biggest unexplained glitches so if anyone could help with any of those it would be nice

void stone Jul 30, 2021, 11:21 AM

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Dying in the bazaar?

shell oriole Jul 30, 2021, 12:07 PM

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void stone Dying in the bazaar?

Yeah dying in bazaar

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With captain, ill send the vids once i get home

uncut jasper Jul 30, 2021, 12:58 PM

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I’ve done the same before, dropped onto a lower ring to get to void fields and died to fall damage somehow

dreamy gate Jul 30, 2021, 1:29 PM

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Any news when console finally get fixed? It a month since the update...

void stone Jul 30, 2021, 2:31 PM

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Nop

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 2:50 PM

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Strap yourself in for another 250 + days

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 6:04 PM

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Another JOON

void stone Jul 30, 2021, 6:11 PM

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I ain't counting

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 6:47 PM

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Augoost Is next

jaunty holly Jul 30, 2021, 6:57 PM

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36 hours remain

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💀

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All hope

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Lost

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Despair
Everywhere

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 7:28 PM

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Dead game

gentle abyss Jul 30, 2021, 7:44 PM

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shell oriole With captain, ill send the vids once i get home

Interesting, haven’t heard of that one before

ancient robin Jul 30, 2021, 7:44 PM

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It has been over a month since the update came out

Within that time Chris chan got detained for doing his mom

I suffered testicular torsion

That is all

gentle abyss Jul 30, 2021, 7:45 PM

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PE_PandaUhm

uncut jasper Jul 30, 2021, 7:46 PM

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gentle abyss Interesting, haven’t heard of that one before

yeahhhh, it’s one of those bugs that is basically unrepeatable and only exists because of how indie the game is, indie games are always a little quirky

west pike Jul 30, 2021, 8:07 PM

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@void stone new switch bug I think

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You know how mithrix doesn't land in the middle?

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Well

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I did a run and he didn't land where he jumped either

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He moved over a bit instead

void stone Jul 30, 2021, 8:52 PM

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@west pike I heard a few times that he tries to land on top of you instead of where he initially jumped

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 8:59 PM

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void stone <@861745033814999091> I heard a few times that he tries to land on top of you in...

Honestly thats kinda cool

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I want to be shit stomped by Mr. Moon

paper saddle Jul 30, 2021, 9:02 PM

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Yeah I noticed that he sometimes lands a small distance away

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 9:02 PM

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Broo

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Time to be a switch gamer

paper saddle Jul 30, 2021, 9:17 PM

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Because of those unusual landing spots his shockwaves tend to get stuck at the ramps or rocks and pillars, lingering and instantly oneshotting you if you touch them

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Luckily they still disappear after a few seconds

quartz arrow Jul 30, 2021, 9:32 PM

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Oof

errant cosmos Jul 30, 2021, 9:49 PM

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Ofo