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coffee!
cosmic! :)
coffee! cosmic!
hi :)
i was just telling everyone about my plan to troll the local taco shop!
the risk is high, but the rewards are far too great to pass up
for the fourth time I've taken shaped glass and been oneshotted on stage 6. why does my brain go unga bunga and force me to take this goddamn item
just had to do sky meadows 2 times cause the fucking control units keep flinging themselves into space
and third attempt it did the same i love sky meadows
when I see it I just cease to think
los pollos hermanos!
Glory to Los Pollos Hermanos and Gustavo Fring!
i love solus control units 😶
my shaped glass run made sky meadows easy, I just loader'd everything and they died in like 1 or 2 hits
yeah it's not hard
I make love to solus control unit
it's just that im playing mercneary and the control units just fling into the sunset never to be seen again
hp lovecrafts cat
it's made me do sky meadows 2 times and now it's three cause this time they flung again
fuck all unit enemies they all are annoying 
no
hp lovecraft's dog
its uni
🤨
i'm not doing that i've heard it's bad
ohmaigad
blegh
it the cthuy mthos and the sacry monsters
bleghhhhhh
also harvester scythe is funny we do a little healing how did i not unlock this before

mithrtis
Mithritis
Out now THIS INSTANT OUT
?
:<
it wasnt the first
at least 3 others before it
memory is soder
i ated my chimichanga
what
now i die of ated chimingaga
chimingaga??
what does that mean
reddit mods irl
in the mobile game, Clash Royale, you spend elixer to pay for cards to put on the battlefield. You have at most 10elixer at a time. He is a expensive card to play.

ah
thank you :)
@gusty oar
hi
am home
cat?
aaa trueee
hello snake
lemurian (electron microscope)
should I play risk of rain 2
sure
🤙
what is that
his body is painful to watch
blegh 2
why not just put that idea in the text file or something and get some slep
okkkk
but you're showing us the drawing!
ah i get it now
hi wakan
hi cosmic :)
hows you?
greatttt i'm home so now i'm just going to search what to eat
blegh food
how about you??
New survivor dual wields lightning daggers leaked
oki
that's good
why me :<
s
snake looking letter
Real
true!
I'm convinced that Merc is FUCKING CURSED FOR ME
Nvm
I got to the next stage and it's fine now
I deleted cause I realized it might just been a very big skill issue
I have dementia
here we are ladies and gents: milk 2
classic ion surge user
and by classic i mean dead
but how much emotional damage?
i meant dead inside
KYS just means Keep Yourself Safe
KYS means keep yourself sus
aAAH
That’s why i tell all my friends
Kys' is what your cat does, he bites(bit)

you won't get this joke
I have dementia
wtf
discorsd
loader bot
I am playing stardew valley and watching kwite so i constantly have to flick my vision between my laptop and my pc
Gone he is like a fart in the wind
bro did this loader bot really think that she can scam us
Imagine getting scammed
Discode was pretty good but thankfully i dont trust any links since rick rolls are still a thing
We need that
last phase only
agreed
wdym it already happens
no
you use mods, am i right?
They added it in the ani update that he shows up during phase 4
You're sending that to a discord server
just sometimes he has a little trouble finding a good spot to spawn
Ok, bungus addict
but not others
shut up i didn't even eat bungus yet
Then go shower
since you told me i am a bungus addict, you are fat
Acrid
That's a mirror
When Michael gets 2 corpse and a rejuv
that's a fat acrid
Michael Afton?!?!?!?!1?!2??1!2?2?1!2?1?1?1?2.1
a very fat acrid
Mah man acrid looking kinda thicc
Thicc*
everybody is talking about william's crimes but nobody is talking about how he is purple in his human form
when the purple guy isn't literally purple
ALMOST ALL THE FUCKING ADULTS ARE PURPLE IN WILLIAM AFTON'S STORY

Isn't Michael actually purple
played too much with that purple paint, eh?
he's a rotting purple corpse
oh
Your mom
Like father like son
Micheal is, William isn't, idk why he'd be portrayed as purple
well by looking at michael he is fully rotten and william's friend is a little rotten and same with michael's mom
no michael becomes purple after that robot amalgamation gets inside of him
Why fnaf lore in gd1?
gd1 is the place for everything
Metro is a good series
including thicc acrid
Dishonored is good shit
Discussing games?!?! In gd1?!?!?
Purple is used for evil shit in games
Blasphemous
the moral system upsets me enough to not want to play any of them
yeah he should have died already because michael died quickly after being fully rotten
Reasonable
William: haha yes i am gonna ignore my own story's logic
fnaf lore to fnaf lore meme
I have started a fnaf discussion
Michael didn't die tho
yeah
He die then revive
i wonder how much dios michael and william does have
william will never run out of dios because the lore has to continue
the lore is over the money isn't
good thing they have plot that made him immortal so they can forever make monye
fnaf lore is about whos the hottest
Literally
no lore = no fans = nobody buying games = no money
Hence why he purposely stayed in fnaf 6, it all makes sense
yeah just slap on some lore last minute it'll be all good
gotta eat gb
guardbreak
eat one giga byte
Mfw I kill my friend so ghost knives can kill my attackers
I want to make a game with random lore clues and see where it goes
And then I have to kill all my friends in their sleep 😍
by "kill me friends" you mean "kiss them goodnight"
Daggererer
Acrid
Nuku my beloved
Huntress
I kill for thee
Cringe
Yeah
Tharson
ZAMN
Nothing😎
Holy fuck
See, bald, soap
Perhaps will you secrete tears from your eyes?
Smart words, you dumbass
Use my knife
But I’ll make it
tear ducks
So basically, super idol


no
No
Why
who
They posted the model for that thing
Literallyeurope
back
urop
the gameplay
Bell Tower
mod?
no, your mother
😡
a boss in which you can just stand and be completely safe
unless elder lem perfectly times the shotgun
bell tower is like
the best thing i saw in this game
if hopoo doesnt add something like that in dlc im suing them for being lame
"OH NO NOT THE BELLS" just dodge its not hard
bruh
Computer, crush this guy's balls.
thunderstore is trolling me
that's like telling a depressed man to stop being sad
it works tho?
guys i ate some big macs
Nice engi
now i am a ball
Mobility go brrrrrrrr
right.....
yes
4 new difficulties for ror2? hah, that's gonna be easy!
- Engineer's famous last words
Sunny difficulty
???
what?
why's it a troll mod
you are not aware of our lord and savior firewaze?
you should check out his stuff from feedback and ideas
this is true
I have recently gotten addicted to this game again, what up gamers—
nothing
ah he was one of the command buffers
Sick subspace pfp
you dont understand it's way more layers than that to it
Imagine if like... you played on like console... hahaha.... jk
unless???
new dlc artifact real
my game doesn't accept mods for some reason and i refuse to use r2modman
Thank. :>
which mod
I refuse to make it easier on myself and everyone that tries to help me
clown to clown communication
none this is a joke made in 5 minutes
Oh shit you can choose irradiant pearls
oh cool
FUCK
lmao
I mean I could leave it as a config but no one downloads fixedspawn anyways
That sounds great for console players
Can I get some rainstorm difficulties
should split it into smaller parts
Still 4% on console
vertical gd1
fixedspawn? which one is that
On console the cleansing pools don't reroll the pearls inside them btw
If you get regular pearls it'll always be regular pearls
the one that fixes Dissonance not spawning 6 enemies and updating vengence/honor/enigma/soul
Yep
Changing too many artifacts just makes it overwhelming even if it's a config to disable changes
i want somebody to finish the hardest modded difficulty with the worst character possible + any artifact that would hurt you
and no loop mithrix
So with huntress since y'all hate her so much?
Watch as they now bring up the fact that she's too good for mithrix
What is the community’s consensus on who the worst character in the game is?
she wants everybody to simp for her
Huntress
huntress
huntress
wait ror or ror2?
But wait her auto aim and triple blink make her a crutch character too that's too easy to play!
i wonder who's weakest in ror1
What is the deal with Huntress? seinfield laugh track
oh wait
i know
it's merc
if risk of rain is 2-dimensional, risk of rain 2 is 3-dimensional, that means risk of rain 3 would be 4-dimensional
i wonder how many times that joke has been made
you go back in time to beat mithrix and providence and mithrix in the void
idk, i made it myself
If I had a dollar for every time this joke was made I would have 100 dollars
(i mean i didnt copy it)
Probably more than that
in this server alone i would imagine around hundred. though if we count youtube comments you'd be rich
yeah
talking about youtube comments, i think almost everbody has seen its not a mistake, ayo, and that titan cry gangs
artificer
3 messages not ror3 related already
With ion surge, spear and wall, true
2 more
Just look for ror3 or risk of rain 3
2 more
kekw
Now add 4d
just for fun
ror3 4D
133$
Nice guitar
Hi, hopoo I was going through stage 3 when I took out my beans and then a lemurian said “this huntress eatin’ beans!!!” Then they all started laughing at me.
Another fifteen? Impossible.
what would you do with 100 billion.... hmmm.....



Wow
there's should be only one Fifteen(name)
45 for a lobster dinner is cheap
SeventeenHopooFeathers
And I won't change to any other number since Fifteen is my birthday day
Would have expected 100 to 90
I would still not buy flip flops
What do you need 8 apache helicopters for
helikopter
11 yachts
yes
literally how can people spend more than like 4 million in their lifetimes on themselves
Ror3 but it’s just 8D chess
well in real life i would probably buy a good computer first
25 Boeing 747s
35 cruise ships
and then give my family some money so they dont beg me
6 ferraris is the most logical vehicle-themed one so far
You just don’t have a sense of drip
fur suit don't cost 4 millions
reddit 10 years ago.... yeah i prefer the new one
Yep, no drip
Oh hell naw 💀
Good houses, furniture, electronic devices, vehicles, taxes, subscriptions to services, food, clothes
comes around to like 2 mil for most people
bruh why mods not workin'
A really good house already costs 1 mil in the u.s.
Get good
And I mean a REALLY GOOD one
NBA Team x20 
mf refuses to use r2modman just to be a contrarian
Worse in au, housing market is a wet fart in a vacuum
damn walmart
well what would you do with ti
I make more tbh
Spend a fraction of it on myself, a bigger fraction on family and relatives, an even bigger fraction to invest in some things and then actually make a damn difference in the world instead of hogging it all for muhhhh company muhhhh development muhhhh space
With 10 million dollar I'd buy myself house so I can be depressed alone
roblox slenders:
What
Attention risk of rain fans make sure not to check off “finish elementary school”
How did you finish school and not ride in a train
yes
not mine that's just banner
By not living in a city (cringe)
O
36 out of 66
show me it
Literally can't
zoom out
cringe
guys lets go
sad]
Only 329 days until Christmas guys
38
77 until easter
Never made a snowman cause Australia go brr
zoom out and screenshot
No
why
I took a pic with your mom 😎
getting political
Snapchat 😎
help
guys only 77 days left until easter
that channel isn't real, you idiot, it's a hallucination made by the moderators
chill out kid you are like 12
no
no (edited)
Risk of risk
Oh golly oh gosh i hope it wont rain (it's risky)
Lets gooo i am on of the lucky ones
even
Imagine having F (Fahrenheit)
yeah just imagine 🤮
wdym this is perfectly on topic for gd1
don't worry every conversations will inevitably lead back around to why Huntress is the worst character, this is an observable fact.

Fart
Do you know where you are?
Backseat modding. Get real
Dude forgot he wasn’t in his grooming server
Looks broken
white item 
absolutely but
sucks ball
truerer
my boy
crabulon my beloved
yes
proceeds to not properly buff drones for 2 years
Pauldron just straight up doesn't work in alpha footage so can't make a comparison
You were born in 2007?
yes
What the fuck hold on
true
oh no i killed crabulon
uwu
15???
no
drones suck so hard
o ye
14
People born in 2007 are now 15???
yes?
This year I mean
except for when ur capitan
Jesuuuuuuuus
depends on when you were born
Ok then this feels very weird
i'm still 14
yes my bday is in sctober
march 13 getting closer and closer
hey kid wanna try heroin?
Back in my day being born in 2005 meant you were like 10 at most
How is time moving so fast
wanna try spinel tonic?
Oh cool mine's march 15 :)
october 22
cool
I am a registered STA (Spinel Tonic Anonymous) member
Pisces gang and all that
Ok boomer
Once you get as OLD as me you'll understand kid 😎
Yeah
It's a shock at first to realize these things but I'm gonna be chillin' right after
Knowing damn well 21-22 is still quite young
Oh sick a cameo
21 is still young until you wake up in a few years and realize that you aren't young anymore
many such cases
Look I know exactly what you mean
average stage 2
However I am by all means still young physically and I'm not gonna grow older by ruining my health and all that
BELLTOWER_BODY_SUBTITLE
yes
guys
there is a mod in terraria that allows you to become rich just by attacking
no need to commit mass murder for gold coins
got hit? free coins, enemy got hit? free coins, projectile touching block? free coins
how many characters can u unlock in one run?
true true
bandit, captain, artificer, rex, acrid, loader, engineer
this is all i know
if ur good enough u can do engineer
you can switch captain for merc
yes but lets say captain because why not
merc is probs easier if your looping anyways
yes
unlocking all the chars in 1 run is kinda sucky
ok hold on
better to get them 1 or 2 at a time and progress that way
and don't try to get a new player to unlock rex lmfao
i think everything except heretic and captain/merc depending on what you want also mult

with enough skill, this is what you can get in 1 run
lets just say that you killed mithrix instead of obliterate
has sanguines enabled
Beads of fealty let u get lunar coins after obliterating right?
i think so
average stage 5
yes
who that
enfucker mod
Oh

don't play monsoon then

moonsoon
Correct play typhoon
I'm going to mention the name of a character
Do it
And see how many people in the chat
Mhm
Will talk about how horny they are

And why didnt u type all that in 1 message?
If it's over 10 then we need to do some exterminating
Suspense my dude
You have the worst suspension skills ive seen then
say it already
Thank you
Ok
"artificer"
So whats the name
magik
Floaty
She exists i guess
Artifister
Hell yeah GUP
when you want or except gd1 to do something, they won't do it
Oh FUCK
GUP>Artificer
dAmnit i didn't consider that
i say this as someone who is new, who GUP?
trancendence moment
new dlc enemy
i understand
Gd1 baby we have a collective IQ of 5
Old DLC enemy
Fuck this man
oh was it from ror1 originally?
Yes
Hence brought back
Sold
ayo fuck gup
who spawned on literally a single stage and was nothing more than onkill fuel
gd1 feels like a collective, hive mind cryptid
time to register gd1 as an scp
i feel like Seanan McGuire should add gd1 to her incryptid novels
We need a mute here
scp-80085
What anonymous properties does gd1 have
It's interesting to study this hive mind creature
I wouldn't say demonic
i like how people think gup is in the dlc strictly because of the "bring back gup!" joke when it had no effect on it's addition
thats my favorite part of the addition i think thats funny
Cursed does not equal demonic
A hell portal doesn't spawn from my pc every time I enter gd1
Maybe theyre just nice and respecting his fashion choices
My boy be p o p p i n o f f
lucky you
he knows
Mans got some dank dancin skills
(((they know about me)))
fire
(((however no one cares)))
fire everywhere, winter doesn't affect the place
Its cold af here

aegis is goat
hoof
Eyy its you
Gd1 scp
why there's an army of blegh now
Mr translator
I miss witty
Why
I must have been staying awake for too long
yes
haven’t seen you in some time chess piece
Look at the bottom right
Yeah
No
I see
witty's in the better place now and I'm happy for them
Impossible
who
who
Witty is gone?
Nonono i'm leaving
in a janitor's closet 
i’m not, that’s why i haven’t seen you in a while
a regular
a group of frogs is called army
I wrote another song today. Didn't finish it.
why
no we're a sect
waiting for playable mithrix creator to come back from the dead so i can have fun
I've been having trouble coming up with guitar parts recently, trying not to do stuff similar to what I've done before
yeah
Of course there's only so much you can do with an acoustic guitar alone
well I'd be more happy for us than for him
Some of my songs are going to be converted and shuffled for banjo eventually tho
So I'm not too worried about it
play this it's fun https://www.gametabs.net/golden-sun/kolima-forest
ukulele 
And his music was electric
Maybe a baritone uke
how about a puke?
Guitar and banjo are my two accompaniments
serious jojo vibes from that for some reason
I arranged a folk song for my own use too today
practicing bass is so fucking annoying
Trying to do more of that with ones that fit thematically into what I'm trying to do
bass players 
yeah
I have no skills, therefore I do not dread playing anything
i stick to drums for a reason
i always wanted to practice piano but the one at my home is broken since years, and my parents don't want to repair it. May be later with money after university i will repair it, must be cool
waiting for l4d pub my friends are in to open up a slot
2 days left monkas
its been 2 hours 
So u dont like playing those instruments?
I like playing them
Wha
L
practice is what we all hate
I don't perform i only practice
Now practice is playing
Forever woodshedding
dont practice = out of tune if you play less than once a week
How am i going to become better at playing the instrument
If i don't practice
No no you dont understand what i mean
And practicing gives me an excuse to tune the thing anyway
Don't want it sounding like me after i tried dijonaise
Aight let me ask like this how do you practice
12 string guitar stay in tune challenge
Dijon mustard + mayonnaise
sorry for your intestines
Do yourself a favor and DON'T buy it
just get them seperately
And mix em
The first time I tried it I got my salt intake for the day I swear
i remember the first time i tried dijon in my sandwich
it was all i could taste for the day
I was gulping down water as fast as I could to get the saltiness out
It was certainly an experience
I am trying to do the singer songwriter meme
dijonaise sucks
Also whats dijon
delicious spread
Made out of?
Idk
There is certainlu garlic in there, I can guarantee that
I just eat food man idk what's in it
If u have tastebuds u should kinda know whats in it?
IF I WASN'T SO GODDAMN LAZY
Get rich and only order
mood
i swear i can't even be bothered to make noodles, i just want to eat the crunchy brick
Practicing banjo is poggers because it destroys my nails
I think u need a therapist for that amount of laziness
Play left for dead 2 dead center horde theme
How long are your nails
Not long
actually nah that would leave your hands just a couple of stumps

Destroy your hands its immersive
Speaking of immersive, just spawn in a couple of hordes of Common Infected while you play it
Use your totally real gmod menu
I used to play the trumpet at school
Dead center vs mode is pog
But just like school does with everything else we only played the same boring shit and as such they killed my interest
I want to start performing this year at open mics and stuff just to see what happens
Start streaming
I haven't played left 4 dead but it seems cool
b....b...but.... but i have all the achievements...
Although that said I did find death road to canada scary
I am not confident in my singing voice but I can try
Come on man
No one cares theoretically theyre also cheatable btw
How do I find this scary
Mm yes pixels
It's laughable honestly
Minecraft caves used to and still somewhat scare me
Skissue
Yes
yeah i know
i cheated them in cause my old save corrupted
im just confused because i already had all of them, and its not like i didnt cheat in blockade breaker
Mmmmmm suuuure
Streaming music huh
#ror2-tech-support message
eat shit
Maybe later
Do people care about that kind of thing?
jarvis, play left 4 dead 2 horde theme (parish) on 100% volume while broadcasting to my fucking enormous bluetooth speakers on my rooftop
Bout what
Streaming music
I mean
If its entertaining people will care about anything so if youre good then yes
Hmmm
i changed my ringtone to l4d1 tank theme
Nvm then
pretty funny
Now set your alarm to it as well
good idea
Oh and now i just noticed your ellis pfp
i mean
doing cover, jammin etc
exactly
The uh the one that good one the uuuuuuuuh yeah
Ellis is cool bc
A: his stories are cool and definitely real and Nick is a cuck
b: he is a bassist (like me)
C: cool hat
c is for cool hat
sniper was burn with a special power to be sussier than his crewmates
I feel like I need to see an AI bot reading all of Ellis' quotes and then trying to create a story out of it like Ellis does
adam neely be like
This is some 12 year old edgy sonic furry cringe here
slurs, things that character likes and dislikes, dumb headcanons, and disgusting grammar
what's wrong with space cowboy?
m a e k m a r s h m a l l o w a n d p u t i n t h e w a f f l e i r o n
I do wonder if the solo singer songwriter thing has potential anymore. I can't help but feel like I was born like 60 years too late for it.
sadly the new character is sniper
he hates bandit so much it's insane
my discord account will be suspended in 3 days
I am hyped i loved Sniper
it's so late i can't tell if this is sarcasm
🧐
everything you see in this channel is REAL and 100% SERIOUS
I just can't lay down and go to sleep cause my brain doesn't want me to
Very serious chat
ver ver serus yes ye mmmmmhm
take a sip :)
Isn't blast shower like
A shower for your suit
In fact I think the log says to keep it away from skin
Blast Shower on Acrid just kills him instantly
realistic 👍
yessss :)
ok
sigma
someone lit a fire and killed one of our friends when he was a foot away from the rescue boat on hard rain
he raged and left 
what
nah
@raven agate Lishenna pfp!? Based?!?
who's lishenna
Lishenna
oh!
my poor ears
least diabetic american
Smartest European

that's mult
e
3 and a half pounds of candy is a light breakfast
bart
recolored roots sprinting effect 😳
wish I knew what murdered me
Chat says "murdered by REX". I don't remember artifact icons, maybe you have the one with fatal fall damage?
Nah like how did he deal so much damage they don't usually have that much
but with so many ukus and perfs and clovers it probably just kept getting higher damage infinitely
338 overkill damage, it can't be this one burning stack you have
if I see it correctly you got melee hit by blazing lemurian right after landing
Didn't seem to get frozen and survivors are immune to executes
It's an item burn not a elite burn it's just from molten perf but if it was the dot itself that killed me a different message would be displayed
ror doesn't have damage reflecting enemies does it? I had enough of this bs in path of exile
oh wait
I just get clobbered by enemy molten perferator meatballs
2 clovers+ ukuleles + perforators + razorwires
should be that
it's like what you said
but razorwires proc 0 with an umbra
must be enough burst tho
I'll just nerf it a bit 🙂
skill issue
well atleast i killed 152 of them
patience issue
If I just fought at a distance this would stop happening
yeah slamming with headstomper isn't always the right decision i guess
especially nemforcer.
and summoning 200 king slimes isn't always the right decision i guess
now terraria stopped working and even end process doesnt work
anyway, what will you do with all this jelly
murder, steal bag, money
also try to get that fucking red jewel
modded?
ye
calamity?
man is based
eternity (from mutant) + revengance (from calamity) + accidentaly summoning 200 ks
killed: 152
total: 200
hmmm
me: great i respawned
king slimes about to teleport to me and consume me:
blood for the slime god
calamity reference
Calamity my beloved
i enjoy the reworks of bosses



