Splatoon

[marble kestrel]

okay

[slate plover]

I wish I could send the thanos gif

[marble kestrel]

as soon as someone says this my desth ratio is embarrassing 😭

[prisma idol]

im in turfwar match rn agter that

[slate plover]

Nah bro ur cookerinos

U know ur stuff, I was getting mixed

[marble kestrel]

do i join with cemu for night time?

[prisma idol]

YES

[marble kestrel]

i hate playing with pro controller.

but okay!

[prisma idol]

oh then dont

it has to be fair!!!!

[marble kestrel]

i got used to the gamepad thats all but ill join with cemu

[prisma idol]

noooo

[marble kestrel]

join

[prisma idol]

okey

we start with aero spray

[marble kestrel]

okay

[calm delta]

There is a client side night mod for aroma

[prisma idol]

with kraken

[marble kestrel]

im doing the server sided one thats why im on cemu

[prisma idol]

objectiv or kills?

[marble kestrel]

i would do it on wiiu but i dont feel like switching to tiramisu lol!

[marble kestrel]

kills

[prisma idol]

oke

pick random map but switch between the modes

[calm delta]

Make sure you dont accidently go into public

[prisma idol]

nah wait

i havent unlocked the aero spray💀

[marble kestrel]

so cute..

[prisma idol]

no

[marble kestrel]

which weapon then

[prisma idol]

nvm i have it it was way back

[marble kestrel]

oka

i didnt have time to change my gear 😭

[prisma idol]

💀

[marble kestrel]

MY GAME CRASHED WHAT¿

[prisma idol]

💀💀💀

[marble kestrel]

this is so good.

[prisma idol]

bro go on the wii u

[marble kestrel]

oh i know why i crashed. i ran out of memory

join

[prisma idol]

after this carry me on ranked im on s+10 right now, got hella tilted a few days back😭

like losing 10 and winning 1 is so crazyy to le

[marble kestrel]

i forgot to change gear

[prisma idol]

mane

let me ko

[calm delta]

How are you on S+ rank?

[marble kestrel]

NAH THIS IS BS MY ZL BUTTON ISNT WORKING

[prisma idol]

oh my days bro

[prisma idol]

well i play alot😎

[marble kestrel]

give me a sec.

[prisma idol]

is that gamepad or pro controller

[marble kestrel]

there its fixed.

join

[slate plover]

@/fran or whatever sorry for this horrendous game

[marble kestrel]

its cemu doing whatever

[prisma idol]

i also think that im abit above average so i win more than i lose hahah

[slate plover]

these 2 numbskulls completely fucked it

[prisma idol]

after this bento

[marble kestrel]

oka

[calm delta]

The matchmaking always put me with other c- ranks and up against A, S, and S+

[marble kestrel]

NO WAY. IM GOING ON WIIU

[prisma idol]

hahahaha whats happening

[marble kestrel]

I CANT SWIM IN INK I JUST STAY ON TOP OF IT LMAO

[prisma idol]

ye thats how i ranked up, playing against high ranks and winning gives you alot of points

[marble kestrel]

this is a shader issue ill just go on wiiu.

[prisma idol]

what am i looking at bro

[marble kestrel]

this is depressing. rejoin on my other account!

[prisma idol]

ayt

bro had to turn on the hacks to win against me😎😎😎😎

[marble kestrel]

yes!

[prisma idol]

ggs

[marble kestrel]

im alr hosting on wiiu

[prisma idol]

yessir

man

[marble kestrel]

what are u doing 😭

[prisma idol]

wrong aero spray u stupido

[marble kestrel]

omg.

sorry pookie

[prisma idol]

i saw the seeker and gave up

i have zero turf inked with this weapon😂

ggs

[marble kestrel]

gg

w scope or w/o

[prisma idol]

with

[marble kestrel]

oka

[prisma idol]

i cabt llsy without😭 im actually handicapped

[marble kestrel]

WHAT

LMAO THAT KILL WAS ACCIDENTAL

[prisma idol]

scuse me

[marble kestrel]

gg

[prisma idol]

i get jumpscared first kill ngl

ggs

[marble kestrel]

bento again?

[prisma idol]

wep?

dynamo

[marble kestrel]

which one

[prisma idol]

van

[marble kestrel]

what

[prisma idol]

vanilla

[marble kestrel]

ok

[prisma idol]

ggs goofy 1v1

ttek

nah fell thru the railing💀

[marble kestrel]

i saw 😭

[prisma idol]

i hoped you didnt🥴

[marble kestrel]

cherry h3 now

[prisma idol]

oke

[marble kestrel]

i sucked ggs

also i gtg dinner

[prisma idol]

ah ggwp cya

anyone pb plz

[wanton nexus]

uh oh missing character name

It disappeared

[slate plover]

blasters that cannot defend tower need to be put on fraudwatch

[golden mist]

https://juxt.pretendo.network/posts/s2ZdHJrjlU6TiUINU98R2 Splatoon Expansion sneak-peak

[calm delta]

How did I just get under 400p 😭

Like usually I get at least 400

[naive viper]

it's rare for me to score below 650, though if I use a weapon that I'm not good with I may get <400p

then again I am an Inkbrusher, so....

[calm delta]

Yeah when i mained the octobrush I was getting more than 500p consistently, unless there was a hacker of course

[calm delta]

When you joined at first i only saw the "?"s so I thought wiiuhackmajin was back

[terse swan]

[golden mist]

[slate plover]

Oh you’re super good also @golden mist

[marble kestrel]

hello

[slate plover]

Hello javi

Whenever I see you you’re always cracked icl

[marble kestrel]

i always use the easy weapons😭

[slate plover]

No but you got good game sense and timing

[marble kestrel]

okay ive only planned the roller for towers not museum😭

[slate plover]

No but u cooked

The issue is that u fumbled the jump and i caught you

[marble kestrel]

gg btw

[slate plover]

Gg ye

[marble kestrel]

ye i messed up it was too short lmao

[slate plover]

I think I had no cover so if you did succeed game was gone

[prisma idol]

javi always be fumbling🙄🙄🙄

never when i play against him though 🥲

[marble kestrel]

thats when i use aimbot😨😨

[slate plover]

Javi at the store vs javi at home

[prisma idol]

check #1231832741612621876 message @marble kestrel

[marble kestrel]

thats so noticeable i hope its not public tho

[prisma idol]

nah been using it the whole time😈😈 never been caught 😤😤

[marble kestrel]

woah…

[prisma idol]

😎😎 thats how im winning against you

aimbot vs aimbot

[slate plover]

These people are pussies @marble kestrel

Never give up never back down is what I say

[marble kestrel]

have u noticed we ALWAYS get a dc in our team😭

[slate plover]

lol

[marble kestrel]

japan lag too good!

[sour tulip]

Anyone wanna play turf?

[alpine mountain]

Holy fuck, finally

[prisma idol]

welcome @alpine mountain we’ve been waiting for you

[alpine mountain]

whoever left, thank you 🙏

[golden mist]

O thanks

[prisma idol]

guys how to fix 150-3032

[thorn storm]

150-3032 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[alpine mountain]

corrupt files?

[prisma idol]

mane i didnt even pick a mod yet i got it💀 how is that suppose to work

nice i just moved every mod and plugin elsewhere and now it works😒

[alpine mountain]

is it just me or have comm errors become more common???

[prisma idol]

AND I JUST DC AT THE START OF THE MATCH????

[alpine mountain]

looooooooooooool

[prisma idol]

nah did you dc or?

[alpine mountain]

it wouldn't even go past the intro

[prisma idol]

ah okey so it wasnt just me😂

[alpine mountain]

what's you're pnid

[prisma idol]

robiin

add me and we can play pb, public is just ass rn

[alpine mountain]

i do pretty well in public rn.

1 loose then 1 win, and repeat

sent fr

[alpine mountain]

it's all fun and games until i have a japanese squad in my lobby consisting of E-liter, Slosher, Zink Mini Splatling and Luna Blaster

[prisma idol]

ill accept!

[alpine mountain]

create private battle?

[prisma idol]

yeye 2min

my friendlist was broken so i had to restart

[alpine mountain]

opened a room, imma choose what map i am gonna tourte myself on

[prisma idol]

hahahha np🙏

[alpine mountain]

TW, or TC?

i have range blaster selected so absoltly not SZ

[prisma idol]

tc theb

[alpine mountain]

gg

[prisma idol]

ggs

[alpine mountain]

imma choose diffrent weapon

[prisma idol]

aightt🙏

[alpine mountain]

obv you gonna go at me with a squiffer lol

skill issue on me ig

[prisma idol]

my fav weapon

[alpine mountain]

i don't have a fav, it either Custom Range, Slosher or .52 Gal depending how feel

[prisma idol]

slosher🥰

[alpine mountain]

gg

[prisma idol]

gg!

[alpine mountain]

chargers the bane of my existence allways struggled with them

[prisma idol]

hahaha its fun playing with anf against

[alpine mountain]

gg

[prisma idol]

ggs wp

[prisma idol]

i like 52 very much and ive been liking blaster ngl

[alpine mountain]

i'll go back playing in public

1v1 isn't as fun in private

[prisma idol]

alright it was fun playing with you😇😇

[alpine mountain]

me vs charger who will win

[prisma idol]

nah i get it, its very different

[alpine mountain]

private is fun when you have 8 friends and each 4 are in their own voice chat lol

[prisma idol]

ong

miss those times 🙏🙏🙏

[alpine mountain]

it's emberassing how i get clapped by you

[jade topaz]

Never got to try it but it sounds really fun

[prisma idol]

nono you did good😎😎

[alpine mountain]

i have in splatoon 1 and 3 more hours then i am willing to admit and i still struggle against chargers

[alpine mountain]

when splatoon came out i had enough people in school where i could do that

these matches were chaotic, but the good kind

[prisma idol]

chargers are very different to play against, js gotta find a strategy and you good bro

[jade topaz]

Damn, I didn't even know anyone in my school who played Splatoon 😭

[prisma idol]

same honestly just found random people in ranked 💀

played with bunch of french dudes

[alpine mountain]

splatoon 1 ranked is kinda dead 3/4th of the time

splatoon 3 ranked is unplayable unless you have friend

This is what i usually get in ranked series

[prisma idol]

the more hours u put in the better youll get🙏 trust the process

[alpine mountain]

you can't win this battle,
1 Roller
1 sploosh
1 meme weapon
1 dualie
vs.
1 Long range
3 Splattershot

this battle made pick up the bathtub again, and it works great

[prisma idol]

dont hate on the roller😤😤😤

[alpine mountain]

i wasn't hating on the roller

i was hating on the aerospray

[jade topaz]

Is that the meme weapon?

[alpine mountain]

yes

it's totally valid for turf war. But please don't use aerospray in ranked.

[prisma idol]

aerospray did better than the roller tho ahha

[alpine mountain]

actually yes. Idk the match is one of my prime examples of none existent matchmaking

The team combination are just horrible

This one is a example where the matchmaking wasn't cruel

[flint mantle]

i just got absolutely nuked

opposing team got 71.9%

[prisma idol]

bounce back bro

i would not get disrespected like that again

[flint mantle]

i did

won with like
61.9% or smth

somewhere around that

[prisma idol]

W mans

[golden mist]

What mods? Imma guess rival unpatch?

Ik that has had 3032 problems before

[prisma idol]

yeeee

[slate plover]

Unironically not really

It has improved a lot

[golden mist]

^

[alpine mountain]

Might be worth a shot then

[prisma idol]

ranked is just hella gambling

[alpine mountain]

The last time i tried playing actively ranked was the first week of September, the only time i get into matches were between 6-10am UTC+2 which roughly translates to 1PM-5PM UTC+9 in japan because most of the lobbies go into were japanese.

[prisma idol]

whats your timezone

[alpine mountain]

UTC+2

[prisma idol]

is it midnight for you

[alpine mountain]

yes

[prisma idol]

okey same

i always get lobbies between 2pm and 5pm

and also 8pm till 2am

[alpine mountain]

Ik mixed ranks

But it doesn't make much sense to sort ranks, it would make it basically impossible to play ranked at all. You can see this in Splatoon 2 too.

[prisma idol]

ye i get it

ranked is still better tho imo since its more competitive 😇😇😇

[alpine mountain]

Depends on the mode for me. SZ and TC sure.
Rainmaker only with friends.
And absolutely fucking not clam blitz.

[prisma idol]

rank dont matter so much really cus theyre people that may be c- but have played for a long time. and theres also people that just edit their rank to s+ but plays like shit respectfully

[prisma idol]

i love sz and rain, tc is just weird🙏

[alpine mountain]

And clam blitz is just made not made for this game.
CB requires, lots communication and quickly changing strategies in game that features basically no way of doing that.

It's the entire reason i want CB excluded from Ranked series, it's just not made for solo players.

[slate plover]

Grass is green

Just don’t play it tho

[alpine mountain]

I don't

[prisma idol]

never played sp2 or 3 so idk🤷‍♂️

[alpine mountain]

I will never play clam blitz, it sucks

[prisma idol]

but i can see your point

[alpine mountain]

Just watch some clam blitz gameplay you quickly understand it

[prisma idol]

ive watched competitive sp3 🙏

cb just look too complicated

[wise mulch]

You aren't missing out on much ngl

[prisma idol]

i have a switch but sp2 and 3 didnt give me the same vibe

maybe im blinded by nostalgia but🤷‍♂️

[wise mulch]

Just imagine playing s1 but it's anywhere from slightly to a lot less fun

[prisma idol]

hahahahah W

[golden mist]

Lollll

[alpine mountain]

I skipped splatoon 2 tbh when i saw the trailers it didn't look interesting enough. By the time Octo Expansion came out i kinda lost interest in splatoon 2.

I was actually excited when splatoon 3 was announced, but i was kinda craving new content lol. I am being honest i like some of splatoon 3 changes, it's also far more balanced then splatoon 1, though i prefer the quick respawn meta in splatoon 1. It's still nonetheless a fun game.

What's funny to me is splatoon 3 the game apparently themed around chaos isn't nearly as chaotic as Splatoon 1.

[prisma idol]

sp3 has more quality of life changes

aka going to firing range when in lobby🙏

and good point/ rank system

ngl if there were a top 500 tag for sp1 i wouldve grinded the fuck out of it

[golden mist]

Real

[slate plover]

Damn hopefully not that one replay me and my team had. Shit was rough first tournament we were mogging then we got mogged at the end when they started filming bruh

Shits unfair, 1h of mogging, 15 mins of getting moggedc what’s seen is the time you’re getting mogged

[calm delta]

The match i just played was so fucking weird

I just found a level 50 using the splattershot jr

[echo gulch]

do y'all just match with someone that stays afk for a whole minute and disconnects 🧍‍♀️

[naive viper]

at least 2-4 times weekly, if not more often.

[echo gulch]

just realised i had a layout breaker patch

[terse swan]

[echo gulch]

i'm fucking yelling

[calm delta]

Hello

[echo gulch]

hey

[naive viper]

I guess you've found a new way to cure your Matchmaking boredom...

[echo gulch]

u just joined me lol

[calm delta]

I forgot how bright mahi mahi nighttime is

[echo gulch]

bro what the hell is this turf point glitch

[naive viper]

yep.

[echo gulch]

god doesn't bless mahi mahi on cemu 💔

[naive viper]

whatever it was you got almost 14K points! 😂

[terse swan]

Cheater!

[golden mist]

Indeed, be careful of this “SplatoonNov2014BuildEnjoyer”…

[naive viper]

not surprised to see Sqwerks disconnect; they were lagging behind on my end and the game didn't register a splat until seconds later.

[echo gulch]

ermm what the frick

you use safe mods so ur also cheating noob!!!!!!!g!!f!gfgd!fg!!

[golden mist]

[golden mist]

Oh noes!1!1!!1!1! Please dont exposes me!1!1!1!2! 🥲😭🥲😭😭

[terse swan]

wtf why is it so high quality

[echo gulch]

steven literally just instantly left my lobby cause of. YOU.

[golden mist]

Yw

[echo gulch]

that was not to thank you 💜

[terse swan]

😂

[golden mist]

Yes it was to thank me

[echo gulch]

now ur not leaving ma lobby.

[golden mist]

So you can what? Use ur hacks to kill him in spawn?

how could you…

[terse swan]

They need to be banned right now

[echo gulch]

so funny haha

[golden mist]

Indeed, they are not to be trusted…

[terse swan]

Not a good person

[golden mist]

They have a person they work with tho

To haxx online

Their name is Splahoon, they should be banned too

[terse swan]

(He doesn’t know I don’t have a modded console🤯)

[golden mist]

🫡🦅

[calm delta]

I just dc'd at the end of the match

[golden mist]

😭 that sucks

[terse swan]

I miss spelled it

There

[alpine mountain]

Same

[alpine mountain]

my entire team dc'd

😭

[solemn marsh]

What’s the best splatoon weapon and combos?

[alpine mountain]

Probably Slosher and Zink Mini Splatling

[marble kestrel]

and crb lol

[alpine mountain]

oh yea totally forgot about custom range blaster even though i main it from time to time 😭

though Slosher for me is the best add some damage up and the thing rips everything apart lol

[sour tulip]

Anyone wanna play turf?

[marble kestrel]

omg im unable to play sticks since i started with motion like 3 years ago

[alpine mountain]

i tried motion controls so many times, i never got used to it

[marble kestrel]

i hate sticks to the point id rather not play than play with those lol!

[alpine mountain]

yeah i know.
But when i play on my steamdeck motion control are just unplayable

[marble kestrel]

if its more or less like playing on the switch handheld then i get it lmao

the gamepad is so comfy i cant go back to using cemu anymore 😭

[alpine mountain]

that's the point

anyway i just recorded a 3 minute video of struggling with motion controls

wanna get eye cancer???

[alpine mountain]

still online you can send me fr

PNID: crafterpika

you know what i am just gonna copy ExpertGem here lol

[marble kestrel]

yes!

[alpine mountain]

and i just turned my pc off

lemme quickly compress the video and cut the useless parts out

[naive viper]

so like this?
#1070381730424438814 message

[slate plover]

Cherry h-3

One of the most versatile weapons in the game

[alpine mountain]

worse

this was like the first match i did with motion after 2 weeks.

after 30 minutes or so i get a somewhat usable grip on motion, but seeing me get so confused everytime i do up on the joystick is funny af

[naive viper]

so basically your game wasn't registering your motion controls' Y axis?

it likely detected your joystick's Y axis

but you can't use that with motion controls

[alpine mountain]

isn't that point, that you can't look up with the joystick when motion controls are enabled

[naive viper]

correct.

you'd need to tilt your controller up.

[alpine mountain]

ik, but because i am used to joysticks, i allways do it with joystick and then end up confused af.

it ruins my somewhat consistent play

but yes splatoon does register motion Y axis

it's my monkey brain fucking it up

[alpine mountain]

technically speaking motion controls make play consistently very bad

[slate plover]

Today has been one of the most dogshit days to play this game ever bruh

You get no people and the people you get all smell bruh

[alpine mountain]

if i was in you're match and playing motion controls sorry

otherwise yes i feel you.

[naive viper]

if it helps I think one of my teammate's controllers died

either that or they were intentionally being idle for a while.

[alpine mountain]

i had one to that was idle

i recorded it as an example after a while with motion

[naive viper]

in this case Roma was idle for a while

and only got 99p

[alpine mountain]

ah mine was idle all the time.

and then got the afk dc

[naive viper]

and I just noticed that we lost badly against a team of 3. 😡

[naive viper]

same player?

[alpine mountain]

no

[naive viper]

ah.

[alpine mountain]

but the amount of slip ups i have in this video is insane

[naive viper]

if they do this repeatedly, report them

[alpine mountain]

it's the first time i saw them

but i keep an eye out

@naive viper i do report things if i capture them (example: #1231832741612621876 message) it's why i have obs all the time open. Only time i really can't is because i play on Steamdeck and can only rely on screenshots.
Because i use cemu i cannot get PIDs rn (unless @marble kestrel makes his pid grabber without cheats public and i install windows or figure out how to get working with wine)

[naive viper]

I also record most of my matches, but most of these are then deleted

[alpine mountain]

i encounter actually hackers in splatoon not that often on Pretendo, which suprises me still.

[naive viper]

same.

[alpine mountain]

i thought it's gonna be like NN for a while until like wiimmfi some proper anti-cheat is implemented

[alpine mountain]

i just press a hotkey and starts recording

[marble kestrel]

ill try to work on it today if i have time

i mean its just copy pasting that pid code into a new project anyway

[alpine mountain]

no need to stress about it. Just saying.

the other problem is i don't use windows since a while anymore

[slate plover]

Nah it was not you

Don’t feel bad

• I only play ranked

[marble kestrel]

this quality makes me want to play on cemu again.

[hearty basalt]

How do u replace music I've been trying to figure out for weeks 😭

[alpine mountain]

the odds 4 sloshers 💀

[slate plover]

some people that play this game should be banned from ranked

peanut sized brain mfs man

[alpine mountain]

I always have struggled against chargers

And it's embarrassing considering how many hours i have in 1 and 3

Especially e-liters hate them

[slate plover]

this liter on my team has alzheimers and dementia

no other excuse for being this dogshit

[alpine mountain]

The same one, like in my video?

Or what?

[slate plover]

No

Expecting anyone on turf to think rationally is a lot

[alpine mountain]

I wish i would get dogshit e-liter. But I don't

Unless their on my team

[alpine mountain]

I'd it's the other way around, the amount of people i had in splatoon 3 play turf war in ranked is ridiculous

[prisma idol]

yall dont know abt bento🙏

[shy star]

r we all using s2 music?

[calm delta]

I use s1 splatfest music

[prisma idol]

i play without sound🤙

[solemn marsh]

Anyone game freeze while in a match with me IGN is Cooperrtf……

[calm delta]

Do you have anticrash

If not it's in the pins in https://discord.com/channels/408718485913468928/1231832741612621876

[calm delta]

In turf or ranked? Just trying to see if we have a crasher

[solemn marsh]

Turf

It froze last min then showed results

[calm delta]

Oh I thought your game crashed. That's just internet lag or bad host

[solemn marsh]

Who was having a squid party with me

[static kiln]

Me

[solemn marsh]

What’s ur username?

[static kiln]

Idk the others though

The one with symbols and the question marks and stuff

[solemn marsh]

Where u blue or orange

[static kiln]

Same as you

I forgot which color it was

[solemn marsh]

Ah mb whoever I killed on the opposite team it was Blue vs orange

[static kiln]

Blue

[balmy dragon]

WIth US in name?

[static kiln]

Yes

Why

[balmy dragon]

I was in the match

[static kiln]

Ahh silly

[balmy dragon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1216062742335852598/1291542615409557575/image.png?ex=67007a4b&is=66ff28cb&hm=47dadf16d5ecbdc12ff4b51f1e6202aadf707fabfed479b804f1bb19b2498833&

[solemn marsh]

Ggs

[static kiln]

I love being stalked 🥰

You just instantly had that

[solemn marsh]

Bro will never find mine

[static kiln]

He shall

[balmy dragon]

Hehe

[balmy dragon]

Wanna play a match :D

[static kiln]

Sounds a bit suspicious personally

Bro the whole enemy team just dc'd after me waiting for a whole 5 minutes and ofc I got comm error I love thiss

[calm delta]

I have so many mods its not funny

[solid crystal]

bro i haven't played ranked in this game in years this is honestly crazy

[calm delta]

Eww moray towers

Oh someone has old rotation

[short narwhal]

Ranked is so unplayable because i keep getting the same guy evrytime that just spams seekers and does nothing else

[calm delta]

Are they spamming them too quickly?

[short narwhal]

They just stand on the rainmaker goal and spam them and nothing else every time

Im guessing they are spamming R but i don't pay attention to them cuz im too busy trying to not lose instantly

[alpine mountain]

Seekers eats 80% (https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Seeker) of someones Ink Tank, they either bomb rush spam or they hack

[short narwhal]

Yeah ik

They always play carbon deco

[wise mulch]

I started looking at the performance meter all like "Ohhh I need that" and then was confused at the 5.3 GB of ram, all like "you only have 2 in the wii u? and then another 2.1 GB of nonexistent VRAM? hmm, battery? *realizes* oh it's a steam deck *notices aspect ratio* yeah it's a steam deck
dang that's a nice lookin screen though"

[wise mulch]

lol real

[alpine mountain]

The preformance meter is based on mangohud lol

For cemu i use the built in one.

It actually plays very nice with the steamdeck, just assign one of the back keys to Tab and you basically have it the way it's done in Splatoon 2/3

You could say the steamdeck is biblically accurate wiiu gamepad

[wise mulch]

Bahaha nice

[alpine mountain]

I believe their some debug performance stat in splatoon you could use.

[alpine mountain]

Wait until you are S+ in S3 and got Putz12 on you're team

[prisma idol]

i can carry these breadbrains in sp1, i think i can carry putz12 with his shitty clash blaster in sp3 also😎😎😎

[golden mist]

True

Bento is bentoing

[golden mist]

I remember matching with him

Funny

I find it hilarious when ppl on switch go to block you but accidentally send a friend request first

[alpine mountain]

Friend of mine got him in his match too

[prisma idol]

ong 🙏🙏 bento diffing everything

[slate plover]

bro fr used ink strike mid fight

and thinks he's hot shit 💔💔💔💔💔💔💀💀💀💀💀💀

[wanton nexus]

man i love inkbrush i can't wait to play it in splatoon 1-

[static kiln]

Why not

[wanton nexus]

the mobility for inkbrush sucks ass in 1, thanks to the buff not being implemented until 2

[static kiln]

It just takes a bit to get used to

[golden mist]

Yea

[wanton nexus]

feels like i have to play way differently from the other two games

should have just used bloopair to hook up my switch pro controller

then again vinkbrish has inkstrike

[golden mist]

Agreed theres def a learning curve between s1 and the others

[wise mulch]

Can't play splatoon with that though

[golden mist]

Yea u can(?) I believe i did it before

[wise mulch]

Except for the single console 1v1 mode

[wise mulch]

Wait, really? Is there a mod for that now?

[golden mist]

I believe smth for thats existed

But its been a while since ive been able to find it, let alone find anything that mentions it 🗿

[naive viper]

I... kinda feel bad for the other team. not even kidding.

also wow, that audio crackled. I made a change to my recording software that will hopefully eliminate it. (which it actually didn't help anything.)

-# only did that in the output; the preview was perfectly fine.

don't worry, a few matches later someone on my team disconnected before the match even started.

despite that we almost won

as in off by less than 10%

[calm delta]

The amount of disconnections before the match starts has been increasing

[naive viper]

yeah, I've encountered a few matches today with players having disconnected.

[calm delta]

This happened to me a few times yesterday

[sly wraith]

it’s you

[alpine mountain]

Oh boy every time i see one player missing in the intro scene i get paranoid that they might be hacking lol cause i seen those enough times

[naive viper]

looks like Oomi discovered an unreleased version of Splatoon, version 1.1.0.

[echo gulch]

well yes

[slate plover]

Good morning USA

I have a feeling this is going to be a wonderful day

the ratio of bad players in this matchmaking is very surprising

okay thank you for hearing my prayers game

i thought japanese players were actually good

[golden mist]

‘Merica

🦅🦅🦅

[slate plover]

unc icl but playing aerospray on ranked

sight of mental debilitation

[slate plover]

@ flax or whatever never play range again

i do not wanna see you on range ever again

[alpine mountain]

some people shouldn't be even allowed on Turf War, why the fuck was the Splash trying to destroy a sucktion bomb while it was in the front of his face 💀

[slate plover]

dude

how can you be a blaster on tc and go 1-11
unironically break your wiiu in half
you disgrace to the JP splatoon community

[alpine mountain]

i suck at ranked, i was once 10-13

[slate plover]

with a blaster it's inexcusable

unless your controller was high on fent or it's broken, it is genuinely impossible to do that bad when you have the AoE that is as large as the sun

[naive viper]

someone should create a server that should be named "Splatnoob 1"

if this continues

[alpine mountain]

that's called r/saltoon

[shy star]

lol

[wanton nexus]

i never realized slosher was so easy to burst combo with in 1

[prisma idol]

slosher😡😡😡😡

[wanton nexus]

was it og carbon that you could burst combo with in 1 or carbon deco

i forget the kits sometimes

[prisma idol]

i only use luna blaster😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

[prisma idol]

vanilla

[wanton nexus]

honestly wild that you can get a burst combo weapon as early as level 6 in splat 1

[alpine mountain]

that's why it's so popular

[prisma idol]

luna >>>

[alpine mountain]

sloshers will never see burst bombs again

expect Soda Slosher in splatoon 2 with burst bomb launcher lol

[wanton nexus]

i do admit i did find myself using slosher quite a bit in my level climb

[prisma idol]

i dont use slosher because i have morals

😤😤😤

[alpine mountain]

splatoon 1 and morals don't exist, the games meta is broken beyond repair

[wanton nexus]

they had to split seekers into two different subs

[prisma idol]

dont need to use meta weapons when ur the meta😈😈😈

i actually like curling bomb more than seeker

[alpine mountain]

seekers aren't as good as some believe

the split was for the better

[wanton nexus]

i miss the "no meta" era of comp splatoon

granted it was in 3

[prisma idol]

mane if someone think seeker is a good sub then ive lost hope in the splatoon playerbase

[alpine mountain]

their aim actually sucks, and iirc are slower then curling bombs.
The only good thing about them is seeker rush...

having like 4 seekers follow you is annoying af

[marble kestrel]

they shouldve just made aimbot special. much appreciated!!

[wanton nexus]

eliters:

[prisma idol]

guys what are yalls fav special

[alpine mountain]

if they combine chargers and some kind of aimbot special i will refuse to play that game

[wanton nexus]

across all games or just in 1

[marble kestrel]

sachihoko 🤤

[prisma idol]

across

[alpine mountain]

aimbot technically exists in side order as homing shots

[wanton nexus]

i know my favorite special will NOT be the two introduced in chill season 24

ive faced way too many enperry dualies to like triple splashdown

[alpine mountain]

triple splashdown isn't hard to dodge tbh.

and yeah Splattercolor Screen cause on it's release day seizures to people lol

[wanton nexus]

kraken royale is a fun one though

super chump is just happy to be here

[alpine mountain]

it certainly won't match ever bubbler in being annoying

[wanton nexus]

yeah bubbler is definitely a good defense special, ill give it that

[alpine mountain]

and it's annoying af with it's 1 frame startup time basically instant

[wanton nexus]

no delay? you're joking

[prisma idol]

bubbler have no counterplay

[alpine mountain]

no delay

no counter

[wanton nexus]

suddenly im starting to respect jrs

[alpine mountain]

No disadvantages

It's actually better then Kraken because you don't have to interrupt your shooter

[wanton nexus]

still trying to get the hang of kraken

do i have to jump to kill

[alpine mountain]

And i see people complain about splatoon 3's balancing

[prisma idol]

nah the sheer fear will kill them

[echo gulch]

NoSpecial is better tho 😜😜😜

[wanton nexus]

yeah playing splatoon 1 makes me appreciate 3 a little more lmao

[alpine mountain]

can't way for you to figure out that standing like this in splash wall has basically the same effect lol

[terse swan]

Why is it so small

[wanton nexus]

splash wall looks bigger than i recall

[alpine mountain]

scaling?

it is a 1440p screenshot

[prisma idol]

why is the quality so nice💀💀

[alpine mountain]

cemu

[prisma idol]

mane ive never seen a so detailed photo of splatoon until now

[alpine mountain]

trust me i can't play it on the wiiu anymore, idc how good the gamepad is. it looks ass in 720p also plaza is 30fps

[prisma idol]

gamepad>>>>, bro is missing out

[alpine mountain]

i am not

Pro Controller is just comfortable

[prisma idol]

gamepad is responsive tho

forgot a more

[alpine mountain]

i use two screens

[prisma idol]

luckyyy

[prisma idol]

very nice setup🫡

[alpine mountain]

cable managment

also on steamdeck i just assign one of my back keys to Tab and get the same result

[prisma idol]

just chuck them behind the table😂

[terse swan]

The set up is looking fire

[alpine mountain]

fun fact: the mic is actual wiiu mic lol, because my sister wanted the singing game

[prisma idol]

splatoon should’ve had voice chat smh

[alpine mountain]

though it's funny that you noticed immediately that i was playing at higher resolution

[prisma idol]

it looked so crisp🙏

[marble kestrel]

@prisma idol pb?

now that am on cemu 🤤

[prisma idol]

?

are you stalking me💀

[marble kestrel]

why ?

[prisma idol]

i just got on💀💀💀

[marble kestrel]

oh

[prisma idol]

hahahahah come pb

like i was just abt to join your match ahahah

[marble kestrel]

woah.......

[marble kestrel]

have u seen the plaza at 60 fps

[prisma idol]

ngl i didnt even know that plaza was 30fps

never noticed it

[marble kestrel]

its so noticeable 😭

[alpine mountain]

oh yes

[prisma idol]

💀 swear

[alpine mountain]

i allways cringe if i play splatoon 3

[marble kestrel]

join

[alpine mountain]

i lost because my teammates were cringe

[prisma idol]

ayoooo

[marble kestrel]

i'd send a vid but image perms so good.

[prisma idol]

hate speech???3?:krkr:kr;kr

[prisma idol]

just post on #1231832741612621876

[alpine mountain]

or #memes

[prisma idol]

memes have slowmode

[alpine mountain]

for one vid it shouldn't matter

the entire reason i boosted this server 😭 just to able to post images

[marble kestrel]

im raging.

[alpine mountain]

i'll join another one

[marble kestrel]

u can join if u want

most fair 1v2 🤤

[alpine mountain]

don't have you on my friend list

[prisma idol]

we are in pb with night mode

[marble kestrel]

its javi.ig

[prisma idol]

join me

[alpine mountain]

i am gonna get so ripped apart

[wanton nexus]

pretendo matchmaking casually pitting every level 50 against me

[prisma idol]

?

[marble kestrel]

woah.

[prisma idol]

stupidooo javi

[alpine mountain]

@marble kestrel what should i pick

range blaster or slosher

[marble kestrel]

slosher NOW

[prisma idol]

ill pick weapon witj zero ink turfed

[alpine mountain]

i hate myself enough for 1v2

[marble kestrel]

UHM I FORGOT I HAD THE BIG BEAKONS THING

[prisma idol]

Hahahah

[alpine mountain]

idc

[marble kestrel]

i cant turn off unless i reboot 😭

[prisma idol]

put one

[alpine mountain]

lmfao

[prisma idol]

wait i tried to jump to beacon put jumped to you instead

[marble kestrel]

ok no more beakons sorey

[prisma idol]

who day

[marble kestrel]

what

where did that guy go

[alpine mountain]

what

[prisma idol]

who was that

[alpine mountain]

you even beat with an aerospray 😭

i suck at this game

[prisma idol]

aerospray is unironically a gpod weapon

[marble kestrel]

i think we won

[alpine mountain]

HOORAYYY

[prisma idol]

yey

[alpine mountain]

????????

who tf was on you're team

[marble kestrel]

didnt u see that random joining and leaving

[alpine mountain]

i saw

[prisma idol]

not my friend idk who dat was

[shy star]

pb w/ j

[marble kestrel]

REALLY

[prisma idol]

HAHAHAH

[alpine mountain]

i am sorry

[prisma idol]

i was so scared to die right there

[golden mist]

Realest player

[marble kestrel]

LMAO LAST SEC

[prisma idol]

???? why always me

[alpine mountain]

cause we suck

[marble kestrel]

true!

[prisma idol]

just javi 🤷‍♂️

[alpine mountain]

HOORAY!!!!

[prisma idol]

that zone timer goes too fast😡😡😡

[alpine mountain]

cbr ftw

[prisma idol]

switch

[marble kestrel]

switch teams then

[prisma idol]

yessssss😇😇😇😇

[marble kestrel]

i am still getting used to the pro controller okay 😭

[alpine mountain]

you on cemu?

[marble kestrel]

rn yes

[marble kestrel]

are u using charger

[prisma idol]

im still abit of shaky

sloshing machine

[marble kestrel]

fuck

[prisma idol]

oh trying new things hehhe

[marble kestrel]

THAT ACTUALLY WASNT BAD

[prisma idol]

very good game indeed

[shy star]

yall playinng togeter?

[prisma idol]

yes join 😇

[alpine mountain]

if you want to make suffer you can choose charger

i gotta go eating sorry

[prisma idol]

what wep pika?

what should i choose

[marble kestrel]

idk

how its called

[prisma idol]

okey last one gotta do hw💀

[marble kestrel]

118-0006

[thorn storm]

118-0006 (Wii U)

Support code detected, press to expand information

[prisma idol]

oh rip

[marble kestrel]

and my controller died LOL

[prisma idol]

bread is in a pb🤔🤔🤔

[calm delta]

Yeah i am playing with 2 others

[prisma idol]

ooo nice

[calm delta]

But they left to go change settings

[prisma idol]

oh that guy that joined was my friend hahaha @marble kestrel

[marble kestrel]

javidgaming

[prisma idol]

oops😂

ghost ping ez

[alpine mountain]

dinner speedrun:

[calm delta]

Dinner? Its 12:26 PM

[alpine mountain]

@marble kestrel @prisma idol since it's pb and you two already use night sky how about we add s2 map port mod https://gamebanana.com/mods/356380

[prisma idol]

its actually 7:27pm

[alpine mountain]

utc+2 it's 7:27PM

[calm delta]

Oh my bad I am in UTC -5

[prisma idol]

if someone can teach me how to set it up ill definitely do it

[calm delta]

I tried custom maps one time but it would never work

[alpine mountain]

you need to modify boss data

[prisma idol]

does setting a password work in pb???

[shy star]

i never added u javi

[alpine mountain]

no i belive mm-rewrite fixes it

[calm delta]

No but I still do it anyways

[alpine mountain]

the newest file located in mlc usr\boss\00050000\10176a00\user\common\data\schdat2

using switch toolbox i believe

https://github.com/KillzXGaming/Switch-Toolbox/releases

[shy star]

ill send a request to someone whos in the room

[static kiln]

gg whoever was in my room just then

[prisma idol]

my man we were having a squidparty

[static kiln]

Ohh

[prisma idol]

me and the octobrush

[static kiln]

Oopsy

[prisma idol]

you cant squdbag with me and then go and slaughter me whole team😂😂

[static kiln]

I wasnt with you tho

[prisma idol]

at the startttt

[static kiln]

Ohh

Sowwy

[shy star]

i stalk my enemies then suprise em

[static kiln]

Bro abril is not chill

[prisma idol]

ong flames too

Lili chill asf

but gtg now cys

i you find lili’s pnid send it to me

[static kiln]

They aren't in the match anymore but if i do i gotchu

[prisma idol]

i shoudve downloaded the pid grabber

[static kiln]

Wait does the pid grabber have their pnid too

[prisma idol]

hm good question i thought it did

[static kiln]

That'd be useful

For me at least

[prisma idol]

same fr

[static kiln]

time to mess with silly static.packs in a pb

[alpine mountain]

let's see if this works

@prisma idol so yeah the mod is like allways incompatible with rivalunpatch

but it works

i don't think sharing the modified boss file is problem since it doesn't contain any copyrighted data but just to be sure @old inlet

oh wait he isn't in this thread

[prisma idol]

just dm me it

and make a quick tutorial unless there is one on the website

[alpine mountain]

i'll explain it in DMs

[prisma idol]

🙏🙏

[shy star]

yo

[alpine mountain]

@prisma idol sent you the stuff

[shy star]

u testing the s2 map mod?

[golden mist]

Hello

[alpine mountain]

yeah

@marble kestrel u down to test it with in pb?

[alpine mountain]

helo

[naive viper]

oh yeah, I remember doing this a while back

[alpine mountain]

were the maps good?

[shy star]

yu

[alpine mountain]

never really got to try them

i play on cemu so theres no solo private battle mod

[shy star]

if u want we could try em rn

[naive viper]

my team just lost even though I got over 1500p

I literally just rejoined how did the timer already expire.

what a scam.

[alpine mountain]

isn't the host able to modify this too?

[golden mist]

O that was me on ur team lol, im not playing well rn

[golden mist]

Also i think someones closing rooms as host

[alpine mountain]

sure

[shy star]

yeah the timer would just go straight to 0

not sure if its my internet or just server

[alpine mountain]

sent fr

[shy star]

alr ill send you a friend request

[alpine mountain]

oh no i meant i did

[shy star]

oh lol didnt see

done

[alpine mountain]

opened a room

[shy star]

booting

im gonna change the pnid on my pf

[naive viper]

okay so I just crashed while using CrashProtectionSplat.wps

[shy star]

how?

[alpine mountain]

new crash method?

[golden mist]

Lol? Where was it

[alpine mountain]

or just random

[shy star]

im in

[alpine mountain]

what map you wanna play?

and what mode?

[shy star]

any

oh wait..

[alpine mountain]

uhh

[shy star]

it doesnt show the map

[alpine mountain]

did you modify you're boss schedules

[shy star]

nope

[alpine mountain]

has to be newest

[shy star]

gonna do it rn

[terse swan]

You guys playing

[naive viper]

nope.

[alpine mountain]

ah idgaf if mods don't want it, they shall delete it then

[naive viper]

I see what happened.

for whatever reason EnhancedSplatfest kept crashing for me

and the CrashProtection didn't do a thing

[naive viper]

the game boots up just fine without the plugin

[alpine mountain]

could be rivalunpatch, i know the mod has lots of incompatibilities even with s2 map ports

[naive viper]

yeah, that's what I had thought originally

if I remember correctly

[alpine mountain]

@shy star if you modify the file yourself don't get to add MapID 29 (Mako Mart) because the mod page doesn't mention it in the instructions

[naive viper]

but why would RivalUnpatch not work with the Splatoon 2 map ports? could it be a modelling thing?

[shy star]

done

it should work

[alpine mountain]

idk

cemu just crashes instantly

[shy star]

prob4bly

[alpine mountain]

opening room

[alpine mountain]

the second i disable the mod it just works

[shy star]

yikes

[alpine mountain]

wonderful

[shy star]

i should prob4bly dsi4ble sunset skybox

[alpine mountain]

i have nohash installed

[shy star]

i do too

[alpine mountain]

oh man i most of these maps

[shy star]

the mod is not loading for me

[alpine mountain]

The once i recognize from Splatoon 3:

• Sturgeon Shipyard
• Inkblot Art Academy
• Humpback Pump Track
• Manta Maria
• Mako Mart

[alpine mountain]

ooof

[shy star]

i edited the boss file but it still doesnt show

[alpine mountain]

that sucks

[naive viper]

I like how your game doesn't say "A communications error occurred." I edited my version to make it display what your screenshot shows

[sly wraith]

klaus

[alpine mountain]

i assume that is because of splatoon enhanced

[naive viper]

actually no, I edited that MSBT myself

[alpine mountain]

i meant in my case

[naive viper]

anyhow... this is what my Octoling did after there was no chance of a comeback. and yes my audio is still glitching, seems to be a bug with the latest version of my recording software

[naive viper]

ah. it's also possible that the EUR version says "A communication error has occurred"?

[shy star]

wish there was something that auto edits boss for u

[alpine mountain]

that too

[alpine mountain]

do you use obs?

[naive viper]

yep, didn't have this issue until the most recent update. changed all sorts of settings, closed other programs, no difference.

I don't wish to roll back but if it worsens I may have to

or wait for OBS to fix this bug

[alpine mountain]

i haven't updated my stuff since a while now

i am running obs 30.2.1

[slate plover]

Absolute cinema

[alpine mountain]

"i think my teammates suck"

oh hell nah

[shy star]

yeah it doesnt load

i dont know what im doing wrong

[alpine mountain]

sad

well it's fine

at some point i get to try it

[shy star]

k which map?

[alpine mountain]

oh i am rn back in plublic lobby

can come back after that one game

[shy star]

oh k

ill see why the mods not working

[alpine mountain]

oh why?

[shy star]

cuz i really want this to work

if it doesnt then we can play regular maps then

[naive viper]

dontcha just hate when that happens?

[prisma idol]

thats every match bro

cant rely on teamates on a teambased game

[alpine mountain]

with slosher i can't possibly cover the map alone

[formal condor]

When your teammates are playing so bad you Lowkey just gotta hit this pose:

I can't send the sticker for some reason

[formal condor]

[shy star]

ok i got it to load

[alpine mountain]

whooo

[shy star]

i disabled the other mods cuz they where loading similar files over it

[prisma idol]

matchmaking should have picperms🤷‍♂️

[alpine mountain]

another good thing about cemu: i can take anywhere screenshot with F12

[alpine mountain]

did you open a room or should i open one?

[shy star]

u can open one

cr4p

sry

[alpine mountain]

lmfao opened one

it's fine

it happens

[shy star]

lol

nice they load

bro ur slosher wus terrifying

[alpine mountain]

yeah it's terrifying, i kinda at end was being a bit less harsh, i hate it if it's just one sided

[shy star]

we could get more players on here

[alpine mountain]

sure

[shy star]

but that gonna take awhile

lol

they should've patched that weapon

[alpine mountain]

splatoon 1 has no balancing tbh

[shy star]

fr

[alpine mountain]

add some damage up to it, and even defence up basically useless

[shy star]

but it fun tho

its the reason y 3 exists

[alpine mountain]

sure is, which is why i main it most of the time

but cbr is just broken

yeah we need more players 1v1 isn't as fun

you can tell i have wayyyy to many in hours in splatoon

[shy star]

definetly

lol

[alpine mountain]

@naive viper you down to some fair 1v2 or 2v1 lol

imma choose a diffrent weapon

[shy star]

maria is too big

[alpine mountain]

ok

i try diffrent maps

gg

[shy star]

gg

[alpine mountain]

gg

[shy star]

nice

[alpine mountain]

i think i stop for today

[shy star]

alr

[alpine mountain]

maybe tomorrow other people want to play too

[shy star]

it was nice playing w/ u

[alpine mountain]

same

[jaunty sand]

I’m alive

[marble kestrel]

sorry i wasnt home

[alpine mountain]

All good

[sand lantern]

In my game my opponents had infinite shield lol

[fossil mist]

Is anyone having problems with Splatoon?

[alpine mountain]

SSSL or Inkay?
Cause if you see 104-1209 that’s related to SSSL and they are looking for fix but no ETA.

[thorn storm]

104-1209 (Wii U)

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[alpine mountain]

oh hi @golden mist

[golden mist]

Yooo

Also sry I am NOT squidbagging on purpose 😭😭😭

[alpine mountain]

We were on the same team

[golden mist]

Ik 😭

Im still not squidbagging 😭😭😭

[alpine mountain]

and we are again in the same lobby

[golden mist]

LOL ye

[alpine mountain]

if i get squidbagged, i see it as challange :3

[golden mist]

Although there is a chance this might be splatfest match, if it is Im sorry 😭

[golden mist]

Thats the problem 😭😭😭 the wii u’s treating every button as a turbo button rn

[alpine mountain]

i registered it, you don't do it on purpose

[naive viper]

I'll admit, I do squidbag every now and then

usually as a celebratory act amongst my teammates

[alpine mountain]

@golden mist hahaha

[golden mist]

💀

I just dcd

Did anyone else?

[golden mist]

Smae

[alpine mountain]

2 of my teamates

on you on the other team

Damn is the Cherry H-3 fun

idk why i allways dismissed it

[alpine mountain]

So you do it on purpose

[golden mist]

😭

[golden mist]

Well only sometimes

[alpine mountain]

anyway wtf did you do that match

[golden mist]

IDK

I think Splatfest mode turned splatfest on for everyone, and I dcd cause I took the splatfest shirt out of my splatoon 😭

[alpine mountain]

lol

oh there you are

[golden mist]

Why yes

[alpine mountain]

of course sir

[golden mist]

I will say I am brutally testing silverlight right now

So far Ive crashed 3 times!