food-pics

[ocean rune]

You boiled dumplings untill they have started dissolving????

@upper sorrel Kowalski, asian Analysis

[upper sorrel]

what the hell is thisss!!!!!!!!!

WHY WOULD YOU PUT DUMPLINGS INTO A SOUP

[upper sorrel]

you have sinned

prepare to die

[ocean rune]

Spank me Harder Daddy, for i have sinned

[upper sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-take-a-look-dean-winchester-supernatural-dean-gif-5594649170012620903

[orchid shuttle]

This isn’t even a user error, that is straight up what it looked like out of the can. This is American Chicken and Dumplings, it is not like any other dumpling dish around the world.

[mystic frigate]

french toast

[tidal goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1456189797558386700/1457471472040677437/togif.gif

[orchid shuttle]

Wait, is that like Texas Toast bread?

[mystic frigate]

its just french bread

[verbal seal]

Just french

Very simple

[icy oracle]

Damn you shipped toast from France to you?

[mystic frigate]

yes

very expensive

[icy oracle]

Ima blame you for the environment turning to shit now

Ur the reason its impossible for me to go to school today

[dense finch]

^

[mystic frigate]

oh yeah thats my bad

[tidal goblet]

tru an real

[dense finch]

fuck you @mystic frigate

[tidal goblet]

truth nuke perchance

^^^

[mystic frigate]

prommy?

[dense finch]

reply to my dms first

[icy oracle]

Well ig it’s time to grind hollow knight for one more day

[mystic frigate]

have fun with the white palace

[icy oracle]

Oh yea that thing

Nvm ima pub GTFO then

[mystic frigate]

nah its lwk goated

[verbal seal]

Very fun ngl

[brittle sedge]

Wym white palace is so fun

[icy oracle]

its just old boss fights 🚬

[mystic frigate]

wrong thing

[icy oracle]

oh

🥀

might be at white palace rn tho

yea i am

[orchid shuttle]

Yummy food pics

Going to eat so well with that totally not scam money 🤤

[orchid shuttle]

Tortellini

Wait, I genuinely didnt realize until now that I could have heated up some sauce for this

[burnt gazelle]

I'd rather just eat it on its own

they alr got a filling in em to be nice on its own

[orchid shuttle]

I mixed a bit of Buldak sauce into it.

[orchid shuttle]

My roommate making me hot chocolate as pregame vs my special concoction of flat Sprite with chocolate liqueur

[icy oracle]

🥀 someone provided you with the raw materials for this btw

[civic kelp]

You need to be studied

[orchid shuttle]

The chocolate Sprite was lowkey so good, very smooth.

[orchid shuttle]

Party

[orchid shuttle]

Hehe~

[civic kelp]

I was gonna send my dinner but the photo is so bad 😔

Whatever I’ll send anyway

Look at how good

[icy oracle]

should become a professional photographer

[civic kelp]

Anyway it was a Thai curry, tandoori chicken, kottu roti, Mac n cheese, chicken biriyani, dhal and idk maybe other stuff

I went back for more as well

[orchid shuttle]

Wow, that sounds so good!! 😩

I had chicken clayey curry last night to celebrate me being done with the MCAT exam, but I didn’t grab a photo of it.

[orchid shuttle]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTVL8eaCPNq/?igsh=ZjI3eXd6cnRhY2lt

christy.mtzz

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[icy oracle]

me after grinding hollow knight for an entire day (next day will be exactly the same)

[orchid shuttle]

Real and true

[orchid shuttle]

Made lemon bars. Letting them cool for a bit before I cut them into squares and put powdered sugar on top.

[devout olive]

Wait a second. That actually looks edible. Are you sure this is from your own making ?

[orchid shuttle]

Yuh

[icy oracle]

Improvements

[orchid shuttle]

Never made them before, but they look alright at the moment

Thank you peeps

[icy oracle]

Forsaken becoming a chef?

[orchid shuttle]

Baking is the only thing I am even remotely alright at.

[icy oracle]

You can make food stuff that’s like baking :>

[orchid shuttle]

I made this for a little get-together, and they finished all of it, I wasn’t able to save any for my roommate that couldn’t make it 😭

[icy oracle]

Unfortunate

[orchid shuttle]

Apparently it was just that good.

[icy oracle]

Forsaken making something that is edible moment (extremely rare)

[civic kelp]

It was all you can eat as well

[orchid shuttle]

Scrolled up to reread what you had and it made me hungry, sheesh

[civic kelp]

Gonna have it again tonight 🙏

[orchid shuttle]

🤤

[tidal goblet]

your evolving

[orchid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-im-evolving-chicken-nuggets-help-me-please-gif-19854088

[orchid shuttle]

Unrelated note, I just took a look at your profile, and yet you call me a furry 😭

[tidal goblet]

I am a furry

never been denied

an you are too twin🥀 ❤️‍🩹

[orchid shuttle]

Nuh uh

https://tenor.com/view/mai-kawakami-anime-musaigen-no-phantom-world-mad-gif-12004034

[tidal goblet]

twin be straight up lying an shi🤣😂🤣😂

[verbal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-get-this-fact-checked-gif-14799101714581064725

[burnt gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-gif-9980668056796018353

[icy oracle]

Forsaken furry confirmed

[tidal goblet]

its been fact checked so

[burnt gazelle]

Alien egg process kinda shit

[orchid shuttle]

Pierogies

[tough reef]

Yum!

[orchid shuttle]

Tortellini with sauce and Parmesan cheese this time.

[icy oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-stop-get-some-help-michael-jordan-gif-7964841

[burnt gazelle]

wow what could be wrong with it

[icy oracle]

Needs to learn how to plate

[burnt gazelle]

eh so?

This is still pretty normal all things considered

[icy oracle]

Yes but it looks way worse than it is

[verbal seal]

not everything has to be on a very big plate as a very small portion

[icy oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248022608390393888/1309163778151022652/togif.gif

[ocean rune]

Slight Sauce defficiency, Bur Overall inoffensive. Its the yellow lighting that gives it a weird look

[burnt gazelle]

Time for forsaken to invest in a high quality video camera with a high framerate option for good slowmo, and a set of studio white lights

[orchid shuttle]

Yeah, I agree with that. I ran out of sauce and the camerawork was doing any favors

[ocean rune]

Moving Out of the backrooms is already going to be enough

[orchid shuttle]

Still got a few more months until I do that.

[orchid shuttle]

You all ain’t ready for what I got cooking up.

Note: they genuinely look like squirming maggots in real life

[burnt gazelle]

are you sure they aren't literally squirming maggots

[orchid shuttle]

They refuse to boil, they only dance

[orchid shuttle]

In honor of people dawging on my perfectly fine meals in the past, I present to you rice with a side of rice (I don’t really know why either of them look the way they do)

[burnt gazelle]

yellow brown maggots with white maggots

beautiful

[orchid shuttle]

Bro, I lost the will to exist after two bites of the yellow stuff, I am never going to be able to finish this.

[mystic frigate]

😭

so like

[burnt gazelle]

are you sure it ain't maggots

[mystic frigate]

what exactly are you doing to your rice

im quite curious

are you like following a recipe

[orchid shuttle]

I followed a recipe for the yellow maggots, I just microwaved the white/green one.

[mystic frigate]

what are the longer wormier bits

[orchid shuttle]

Vermicelli

I forgot to reduce the heat for the yellow one while it was steaming, so all the moisture got sucked out, and the seasoning got clumped up because of it

The white/green one was leftover from when I had curry. It used to be brown, but all the curry-touched bits turned green.

Curry from a week ago, I should clarify

[mystic frigate]

zlawg

why are we eating such old food

[orchid shuttle]

Wanted to get rid of it

[mystic frigate]

throw it away vro

if you make yourself sick its deffo not worth

[orchid shuttle]

Also, thank goodness I looked before I took a swig of pineapple juice, there was a sheen of mold swirling in the top of it.

[mystic frigate]

bestie

how long was it in your fridge for

[civic kelp]

How do you even have stuff for that long

[tidal goblet]

how has your digestive system survived this long unironically

[orchid shuttle]

I think the question is how long has it not been in the fridge, because my roommate used it as a mixer, and may have left it out for a while before putting it back in the fridge to incubate.

[orchid shuttle]

Sheer willpower

[tidal goblet]

its honestly incredibly impressive it has

[orchid shuttle]

This is mostly directed at Dodo since she knows who my duo is, but my duo is coming to visit me in real life, so don’t spoil my cooking creations 🤫

Got something cooking up for him

https://tenor.com/view/devious-devious-smile-devious-emoji-gif-12743683124666080615

[mystic frigate]

oh lord

i wont warn him dw

[tidal goblet]

I might have to cause your gonna kill em😭

gotta find em before its too late

[orchid shuttle]

He’s Australian, surely he can handle it

[tidal goblet]

hmm maybe if they were British

[brittle sedge]

As an Australian, you'd be surprised at some of the stupid food decisions I've made. If its edible we're mostly not picky. Only thing that matters is how good the coffee is, if it ain't good we won't drink it

[tidal goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306188915950096425/1332492565337079879/caption.gif

[orchid shuttle]

Chimken

[civic kelp]

Acceptable

[mystic frigate]

so could i get the thought process behind uh

this

[orchid shuttle]

I was hungry

Does that thought process suffice?

[mystic frigate]

no

[tidal goblet]

ill give you props cause the last meal was a creation of sorts

[civic kelp]

Nah this one is fine

Some of those noodles look a little weird tho

[orchid shuttle]

That is become some of the noodles are actually the week-old rice that I mixed to make it slightly congee-like

[civic kelp]

Ok blud

This gotta be illegal

[orchid shuttle]

Illegal how?

[civic kelp]

Week old rice 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[orchid shuttle]

I won’t let my immunology class teaching me how dangerous rice left out is from making it work.

[civic kelp]

✊

[mystic frigate]

someone's speedrunning death by cereulide poisoning

[orchid shuttle]

My immune system is too good for me to be the world record holder 😔

[burnt gazelle]

ehhhhh

[mystic frigate]

having an immune system aint gonna do shit to the toxins already in the food

[unreal geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1342253657919586354/1388869831138218158/RDT_20250629_0911594228582751161645342.gif

[orchid shuttle]

Trust, trust 🙏

[unreal geyser]

We are far beyond “trust”

[mystic frigate]

i dont trust week old rice vro

and neither should you

[unreal geyser]

Bro just told me that it’s been more than a week

[mystic frigate]

one slip up and you're unironically fucked

[unreal geyser]

😭

[mystic frigate]

like

[orchid shuttle]

They aren’t supposed to know that

[unreal geyser]

💀

[mystic frigate]

how long has it been since you ingested this abomination b tw

[orchid shuttle]

3 hours

[burnt gazelle]

who's they

you better not be giving this shit to anyone

[mystic frigate]

you might be fine

[burnt gazelle]

• you could just not make so much rice or smth

[mystic frigate]

forsaken you gotta stop doing shit like this 😭

[burnt gazelle]

forsaken will be a chubbyemu video with the outcome of death

[mystic frigate]

exactly what im worried about vro

[burnt gazelle]

or paralyzed neck down

[mystic frigate]

forsaken gonna end up with a disease not seen in the past decade

[burnt gazelle]

those little food bugs or whatever tf don't give a damn if you got the world's best immune sys

it's going to obliterate everything in you

it's genuinely just not something you can build a resistance to like poison

and even if you do somehow live you are going to be a cripple for the rest of your life or have taken off years of your life left

[mystic frigate]

like the main concern isnt the bacteria in the rice, its the shit they produce as waste product

it will kill you

[burnt gazelle]

yea that's the main thing ig

those actually can survive high heat and freezing temps

[mystic frigate]

activated charcoal can help if its in your stomach still

but once its in your bloodstream you're fucked

not to mention that its hard to keep charcoal in your stomach when you're vomiting up every ounce of fluid in your body

its giga fucked

[burnt gazelle]

truly

the best thing you can really do is if you have leftover food you should only eat it like maybe a max of 3 days if you put it in the fridge just after you're done

same for freezing it, its fine as long as you didn't leave it out for even like more than 6 hours imo

that one is prob not like super worrisome tbf

but anything raw this should generally apply (still like 3 hours max for raw meat anyway)

I would recommend referring to a different thing than my words lel, im not 100% on this

[mystic frigate]

as a general rule yeah that's pretty accurate i think

being more cautious with like

poultry and such

[burnt gazelle]

fuck it im just gonna look it up

2 hours alr then

[mystic frigate]

but rice thats more than a week old

[burnt gazelle]

for chicken anyway

cooked rice specifically

[mystic frigate]

its in the hands of god at that point

[burnt gazelle]

but even raw/dry rice you're prob gonna have to check for those little shitass bugs

[mystic frigate]

@dense finch

[dense finch]

god told me forsaken could eat the rice

[mystic frigate]

oh ok its fine then

[tidal goblet]

I say it in a vision

on my orb

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1409039778506080396/1461454982485381162/speed.gif

[dense finch]

mid ponder

[tidal goblet]

the creature spoke to me in tongues not known to man

[tidal goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-frog-mage-pond-pondering-ponderin-orb-gif-11656049896090074384

[orchid shuttle]

Praise God 🙏

[brittle sedge]

Instant noodles

[real shadow]

Popcor

[tidal goblet]

popcorn the long waaaaaaayyyyyy aaahhh bowl

[real shadow]

It’s a bread bin

[tidal goblet]

thats pretty based actually

[orchid shuttle]

Tteokbokki

[civic kelp]

Slop

[burnt gazelle]

yeah what am I even looking at

[orchid shuttle]

I thought I knew what I was looking at, then I zoomed in, and I became increasingly fearful to ask.

[queen ginkgo]

eating sand

[verbal seal]

Teletubbies expired slop

[faint steeple]

thats just beans

very mashed and sad looking beans

[burnt gazelle]

Doesn't even look like it

looks more like a purple playdoh

[hearty tiger]

I wrapped it right this time

[austere onyx]

iron oxide potatoes

[orchid shuttle]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTn9XRRDETH/?igsh=Mm1sa3pqaW1zMWYx
Still turned about better than what I make…

mello_moon_

This life😭😭

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[burnt gazelle]

No

[austere onyx]

.

[hearty tiger]

I tried baking bread :c

( actual food that I was making )

I can’t bake for my life

[icy oracle]

doesnt look that bad

would make for a good boywife ;3

[hearty tiger]

Restrain thy tounge.

[hearty tiger]

WHY DO I HAVE STFU AUTOCORRECT TO THIS

😭

[icy oracle]

😭

[queen ginkgo]

optimal

medieval noble core

[hearty tiger]

true

[burnt gazelle]

tounge

[mystic frigate]

thats based

[orchid shuttle]

It was supposed to be chicken Alfredo

[icy oracle]

@civic kelp bring in the Alfredo expert

[orchid shuttle]

Bro is going to skin me alive and put me in the Alfredo instead

[civic kelp]

thats packet alfredo isnt it

[orchid shuttle]

Pretty much, box

[orchid shuttle]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTuewclkWCF/?igsh=MXZnbnFjNDdrMm1qYg==
Spaghetti hotdog atrocity stream part 2? 👀

warma72222

Super tasty pasta pineapple pizza tutorial #foodie #PastaPizza #homemadefood

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[orchid shuttle]

They frenched all over my toast

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTWWRnjlARL/?igsh=cTZtejJscnBjNnhr

isaacjarnagin

They really be doing the most

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[burnt gazelle]

Don't

tho tbf apparently beef and fruit together is a thing

but why make the meat like that

[icy oracle]

Wanted noodles/something soft but ig my stupid chud self can’t read

[orchid shuttle]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this looks like something I would make 😔

Minus the shrimp

[burnt gazelle]

wow

it looks edible

and nothing has any potential to gross me out

[ocean rune]

Thats Not what i thought when i Heard "Blueberry pie"

[icy oracle]

And the mussels

[icy oracle]

yeowch

[brittle sedge]

Why are you eating dog food 😭

[austere onyx]

he's poor

[tidal goblet]

nah she jus makes stuff that looks it xd

[orchid shuttle]

I am pretty sure the stuff I make would kill a dog

[faint steeple]

i mean
dogs cant eat a lot of stuff so depends

[hearty tiger]

Midnight snack I made

it’s

It’s too much

[queen ginkgo]

dusted mandrakes

also that doesnt look like a midnight snack that looks like a family dessert portion

[orchid shuttle]

Pulled a whole county fair funnel cake looking dessert

[verbal seal]

What even is this?

[hearty tiger]

Yeah it’s

It’s too much

I ate like 4 of those total 😭

The rest were left there for later

[devout olive]

Are these bugnes ?

[hearty tiger]

It’s basically fried flour but fancy

Shaped it funny

[devout olive]

It resembles something we make in southern France :)

I haven't had some for a long while

[orchid shuttle]

Man, bugnes would be so good right now 🤤

[hearty tiger]

Oh I see

[hearty tiger]

Yum

[hearty tiger]

I made a Creme Brûlée

Sprinkling cacao on top was a mistake

Looks yummy tho

[icy oracle]

wtf foholo

You melt sugar

And put it on top

If you dont have a blowtorch

Not fucking cacao

[hearty tiger]

I KNOW

I can’t melt sugar properly

Last time I tried was

…

A disaster

[icy oracle]

Team are we being fr

Get a pot

Pour sugar

Turn it on

Ez

[hearty tiger]

You have to stir it properly

And watch so it doesn’t burn

[icy oracle]

Yea but like

Thats easy

You just stir

You dont have to go 5 times clockwise and then 3.4 times anticlockwise

And repeat 4.32 times

[hearty tiger]

Imagine it’s a tiramisu ( I know you sprinkle crushed coffee on top of it but still )

[hearty tiger]

:c

[icy oracle]

I’m calling the police on you

[hearty tiger]

Shut up

Like you can cook any better

[icy oracle]

🚬

I usually do like low and slow

Entire day

Meats

Been a while though

[hearty tiger]

I mainly do desserts/some actually nutritious foods

buh

Ehh good enough

[ocean rune]

protein shake pudding

yum

[hearty tiger]

totally

[orchid shuttle]

Meat pie

[brittle sedge]

I do instant noodles a lot

[mystic frigate]

what is this

[tidal goblet]

forsaken......

bro

[mystic frigate]

you cant post images of lake water in a cup and not tell us what its supposed to be

[tidal goblet]

what the actual fuck

lake water is being generous

the mold soup

went from a ok meat pie to this

[orchid shuttle]

Caramel hot chocolate

[mystic frigate]

????

[tidal goblet]

girl

[mystic frigate]

why is it green

[tidal goblet]

^

how in God's green earth did that turn into that

this shit is not pemdas gng

vro did evil pemdas an made 2 positive things into a negative

[orchid shuttle]

Green?

[tidal goblet]

it looks green in photo

or like a really murky brown

[orchid shuttle]

Well yeah, hot chocolate is brown

[tidal goblet]

on mobile it doesnt look too horrible but on my pc it looked so whack xd

[tawny pagoda]

Fuck it, food of my own (Gyoza)

[orchid shuttle]

Yippee!

Slop

[civic kelp]

I am whole heartedly convinced this is a bit

[tidal goblet]

😭😭😭😭

[orchid shuttle]

It is not a bit if I still have to eat it.

[ocean rune]

Drinking Dr pepper Out of a Bowl?

[tawny pagoda]

Lol, no, that was the Gyoza Sauce that came with the Potstickers

I can, however, see how that can very easily be mistaken for the drink.

[icy oracle]

forsaken

😭😭

[brittle sedge]

The day you send normal looking food in here is the day the server dies

[orchid shuttle]

Hey, I have sent normal food at least once before!

[ocean rune]

The Jenga burger

[verbal seal]

1 wrong move and it falls apart

[fervent jay]

It's my orange ramen

[fervent jay]

Looking cheesy and tatsy

[brittle sedge]

How does that look tasty to you vro 🥀

[fervent jay]

It's creamy and looking like mac n cheese

[brittle sedge]

🥀

[verbal seal]

-10/10 ragebait

[icy oracle]

Looks like what I’d expect you to eat

[orchid shuttle]

My one true fan, lol

[magic edge]

what @icy oracle thinks is fine dining, @mystic frigate @left badge @tawny pagoda @untold laurel

[untold laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/meowl-cat-tomato-throwing-tomatoes-boooo-gif-6327944490161636114

[icy oracle]

@orchid shuttle literally cooking stream

#food-pics message

#food-pics message

[faint steeple]

ur table looks wrinkly

[icy oracle]

:>

[orchid shuttle]

Saw this and thought “I thought I did this with hotdogs, not ground meat, but I guess that was me”

[icy oracle]

😭

[orchid shuttle]

I should replicate that next cooking stream

[hearty tiger]

yes but make it greasy with sauces so the bag is a pain to clean afterwards :3

[ocean rune]

@heady lance

[ocean rune]

The recepy:

1. Get yourself a balaklava
2. Get a gun or Something that resembles it
3. Do a Payday Heist on a local italian Restaurant and Take as much prepped food as possible

[faint steeple]

a simple fish fried sometimes is all u need

[icy oracle]

All I need right now is a bed

But my mom is forcing me McDonald’s

[orchid shuttle]

Gyoza and Spanish rice (don’t ask why I decided to do them together)

[civic kelp]

This is acceptable

[ancient ether]

pork And onion dumplings

[orchid shuttle]

Started having a nosebleed while cooking up my next creation, this must be a sign from the Warden that he approves of my cooking.

[orchid shuttle]

Spaghetti all’assassina with chicken

[mystic frigate]

i was looking through your old food photos

i feel like your creations would be a) much more visually appealing and b) more tasty if you stopped mixing random foods together and just ate things like they were supposed to be made

and if you stopped using week old food

[orchid shuttle]

How do you feel about this creation?

[mystic frigate]

could be worse tbh

the spaghetti looks good

though its a little hard to tell given how much chicken is piled on it

[orchid shuttle]

It was simple yet nice.

Kind of experimented with the seasoning proportions since I never made spaghetti this way before, but I think it was pretty decent.

[hearty tiger]

Yum

You should wipe your phone camera sometimes

[orchid shuttle]

Thought that was just the steam

[hearty tiger]

Looks like a blurry camera to me I dunno

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Also strawberry cake

Baked it with my sister

Today

Real yummers

[ancient ether]

SOUP

&gilledchesse

[orchid shuttle]

Man, that looks good

[tawny pagoda]

Snack Bowl restored

[covert wren]

Some foccacia I made last week.

The flower is made out of green onion, sage leaves, and olives.

[ancient ether]

Foccacia my beloved ❤️

[hearty tiger]

The sauce looks like someone threw up on a plate

😭

I know it’s yummy tho

Bowl of gummies and salad

[orchid shuttle]

Excellent rapport in the food pics channel

[icy oracle]

i mean it was yummers

[hearty tiger]

Yes

[hearty tiger]

yeah I know those are yummy

[icy oracle]

pepersauce 🤤

[hearty tiger]

no sauce raw dog it 🤤

[icy oracle]

just like how you rawdogged that scan?

[hearty tiger]

JUST

SHUT UP

https://klipy.com/gifs/pleading-face-big-eyes

[hearty tiger]

Let’s do bingo again :3

[icy oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1464616893783478455/attachment-3-1.gif

[hearty tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1464616893783478455/attachment-3-1.gif

[mystic frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-christmas-gif-18118818582481081794

[hearty tiger]

Jolly season is over

No more hat

https://tenor.com/view/backhand-hoodwinked-hoodwinked2-hd-meme-gif-24300706

[mystic frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1383286674779537448/1469806235330023690/speed.gif

[hearty tiger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/940741747032612907/1303503140129210428/togif.gif

[mystic frigate]

i have a gif that i will not be sending

[hearty tiger]

dms? 🥺

[icy oracle]

what foholo said

[hearty tiger]

“Oh no evil thing0

“I will die now”

[ancient ether]

To be fair all of the best curries , I've had are perfectly described by that statement

Chicken and parmesan stuffed Bannock

[orchid shuttle]

W comms

[orchid shuttle]

I’m hungry now

[hearty tiger]

ACTUAL GOOD FOOD POSTED IN HERE

WOW?!?!??!!

( I’m kidding )

Looks yum

[untold laurel]

im going to turn you into good food.

[icy oracle]

Woawoawoa he’s underage

[untold laurel]

oh ok not yet

sorry

[icy oracle]

😭

[orchid shuttle]

yET IS CRAZY

[fervent jay]

Pancake

🤤

[hearty tiger]

NOO I DONT WANT TO BE A TORTILLAAA

PLEASEEEE NO

I guess my 18th birthday is the day i get turned into a tortilla by a crazy woman

[stable raven]

:3

[queen ginkgo]

yummy

[icy oracle]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DSD2_v_AU0t/?igsh=NnZqcXNtaXR5cTFh

Forsaken is this you?

[knotty aurora]

feels like this is not food but art

[final pecan]

Sometimes simple is best

[orchid shuttle]

Bold of you to assume I would buy that much resources

[verbal seal]

Is it bc you buy even more to cause even greater diseases and issues?

[orchid shuttle]

Buy even more? Mold is free, brother. That is why I indulge in it so much.

Me after my meals

[solemn pulsar]

He's so back

[hearty tiger]

There’s so much 🤤

[hearty tiger]

Not really food but 673

and it’s a restaurant so

[brittle sedge]

🥀

[icy oracle]

2671

[civic kelp]

Restaurant 🥀

We all know that’s McDonald’s lil bro

[orchid shuttle]

Man… I should call her…

[tawny pagoda]

Do not call her

[tawdry night]

ya don't

[hearty tiger]

yes McDonald’s is a fast food RESTAURANT

[sour hawk]

i should call her

i miss her

[ocean rune]

Making Sure they know that i dont want jalapenos on my burger

[verbal seal]

Very understandable

[icy oracle]

Ohnepixel?

[burnt gazelle]

no

ohne jalapeno

[icy oracle]

Is this the Mexican version of ohnepixel?

[burnt gazelle]

yes!

[ocean rune]

Yum

[orchid shuttle]

What si it?

[queen ginkgo]

looks like grilled bread and scrambled eggs

[orchid shuttle]

Wait, that is lowkey fire if that is it.

[burnt gazelle]

That just looks like a bag

[hearty tiger]

This is art

Forsaken when recreation irl

[verbal seal]

Leave it for some time and you made yourself playdough

[fervent jay]

Tatsy

[ancient ether]

Gnocchi with Wilted spinach and Parmesanregionano

Well, not.\nJust spin it is whatever leafy greens.I had lying around

[orchid shuttle]

My duo came to visit me, and of course he couldn’t leave with trying something cursed.

We rated the Filk 3/5, Mountain Dilk 3/5, Coca-cilk 5/5, and Dr. Pilk 4/5.

I did the Buldak sauce milk by myself, gave it a 1/5

[mystic frigate]

😭

[orchid shuttle]

I don’t know why, but the drinks curdled in a matter of seconds in his glass but not mine.

[mystic frigate]

glass of no chemical reactions ig

[icy oracle]

Cursaken

[orchid shuttle]

Forsed (Just like I forced him to drink these)

[icy oracle]

😭

[devout olive]

Please stop. Seek aid.

https://klipy.com/gifs/stop-stop-it-14

[orchid shuttle]

At least I didn’t make him eat any of my food

[orchid shuttle]

And to end off his final night in America, the good ole popcorn milk soup.

He went for seconds

[ancient ether]

Shop Mac Cause i'm locked out of the house

Also it is not fully cooked

Yet

[verbal seal]

These atrocious cursed meals are something beyond worse than what a cartoon witch would have prepared for the main chaeacter

[orchid shuttle]

GCFO (Grits with Cheese and Fanta Orange)

[icy oracle]

Fuck you

[magic edge]

yeah, fuck you

[civic kelp]

Ong, fuck you

[orchid shuttle]

Well, if you all insist

[orchid shuttle]

So it turns out the fruit me and my roommates received as a gift is growing mold, and I didn’t realize it until just now after I was eating it for a snack 😔

[civic kelp]

i might have to block you

[dense finch]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[orchid shuttle]

No, my D1 hater!

[ancient ether]

Cacio e Pepe because we're not animals

But like from a while ago cause I didn't feel like making another picture

And this one looks better

[burnt gazelle]

How long did you even have it for atp

Granted I did get a bag of oranges that I never ate that I was never interested in eating and I just left it somewhere in my room for it to mold like crazy and I probably would have died to whatever mold air it created one day if I truly didn't go out of my way to find it

[orchid shuttle]

The 15th

[burnt gazelle]

3 days, hum

[orchid shuttle]

It was within less than 48 hours of having it at the time though.

[burnt gazelle]

yea but that seems way too soon forthat ig lol

[orchid shuttle]

Yeah, that is why it is weird

[orchid shuttle]

Kai Cenat wants to award me for my food creations <@&408548765599793173>

Welp

[icy oracle]

What

The

Fuck

Is that

[orchid shuttle]

Don’t worry about it

[devout olive]

Nightmare fuel

[burnt gazelle]

tasty

[fervent jay]

Somewhere else in the world eat real fried rats

[ancient ether]

The humble Commercial blender smoothy

[orchid shuttle]

Egg

[icy oracle]

looks more like walnut than egg

but also

literally looks like puke 😭

[orchid shuttle]

I usually hate eggs, but I was hungry.

[icy oracle]

yummers ig

[knotty aurora]

even your egg doesn't really look that good. try making a fried egg

[orchid shuttle]

I mixed milk in it to make it less eggy

[hearty tiger]

This edible ain’t shit

Elmo is a glove

[hearty tiger]

No the stars without the Trends because are unharmed :c

[hearty tiger]

Le chicken Caesar in le bowl

She got a Carbonara but I couldnt photograph it cause apparently we’re evil now

[icy oracle]

Cro is living beautifully

[orchid shuttle]

Real

[covert wren]

Chiang Mai Curry Noodles

Or Khao Soi Islam.

[civic kelp]

Chicken Gnocchi Soup

[orchid shuttle]

Man, you really went ham on the seasoning, lol

[brittle sedge]

Can you like, box and send me this.
I wish to devour

[faint steeple]

dat amount of chili flakes im assumin

[civic kelp]

I actually went quite light compared to what I usually do

[burnt gazelle]

You're telling me it'd be a mound of seasoning normally?

[verbal seal]

yeah hes missing vegeta

[knotty aurora]

are you a chef or do you just go to buffets?

[trail jetty]

Cheffff joker

[knotty aurora]

honestly, you do post some amazing pictures

[trail jetty]

Thank youuuuuu g

[civic kelp]

im genuinely scared to know how much seasoning you put on your food

[burnt gazelle]

wdym!

[civic kelp]

pinch of salt pinch of pepper ahh

[burnt gazelle]

wow im not that basic

[mystic frigate]

the sludge 🥰

[orchid shuttle]

It has been a hot second since I have posted slop

[tidal goblet]

keep it that way

[sour hawk]

i need more slopposting pleaseeeeee

[tidal goblet]

too blurry to tell

[orchid shuttle]

Got to keep it mysterious and brooding, just like me

[tidal goblet]

w aura farm

[orchid shuttle]

Average creation I make after a week

[civic kelp]

ai

[tidal goblet]

the stew

[dense finch]

what rhe fuco

[hearty tiger]

this looks like fucking cereal in broth

[icy oracle]

I thought this was like shrimp

[orchid shuttle]

Painful death (eating shellfish) vs slow death (continuing to eat like I do)

[icy oracle]

Meow

[orchid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-big-lips-gif-13233291

[civic kelp]

First time making homemade ramen

As you can tell, I like eggs

[icy oracle]

Straight up egging it

Who up cracking eggs?

[queen ginkgo]

looks pretty good

[orchid shuttle]

Peak

[icy oracle]

Holy food pic pull

[orchid shuttle]

I really like the quotation marks on the decoration, lol

[icy oracle]

if thats whats ordered thats what theyre gonna get

[trail jetty]

Quick little dinner

[icy oracle]

Wish I could steal that lowkey

[icy oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/me-showing-me-showing-slime-monsters-vs-aliens-gif-23921689

Type pics that's being sent

[brittle sedge]

Ts is gud good

[civic kelp]

@hardy fable 3 eggs just for you

[hardy fable]

Actually that’s 6!

[civic kelp]

so i have 3 eggs up my ass i guess

PRETTY sure its 3

[civic kelp]

So, if you didnt know, when you cut an egg in half, it doesnt turn into 2 eggs, it turns into 2 halves of an egg

[hearty tiger]

mmmmm

So yummy

[brittle sedge]

ggs, peak dinner

[icy oracle]

Boydinner !

[hearty tiger]

My dinner is a boy yes

He goes by he/him

[icy oracle]

Foholo having a gay dinner 🥹

https://tenor.com/view/i-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-i-used-to-pray-meek-mill-dreams-and-nightmares-dreams-and-nightmares-michael-jordan-gif-4600240804856944817

[verbal seal]

So queer that it made moth cry

[icy oracle]

Yes

[hearty tiger]

That’s like

Always

[icy oracle]

🍤

Shrimply incredible

[dire finch]

Sophisticated 🍤leton citizen

[orchid shuttle]

Wish I could obtain such a delicacy

[hearty tiger]

gun was the tastiest

[orchid shuttle]

What came first, the bullet or the gun?

[civic kelp]

I didn’t know they were so freaky

[hearty tiger]

fun first

[verbal seal]

This def looks like foholo

[brittle sedge]

Pasta Bake i made with leftovers

[hearty tiger]

I have 3 big hair bangs that are shaped like that and a big red nose that goes beep beep

[hearty tiger]

looks like lasagna

[hearty tiger]

Burbur 🤤

[verbal seal]

yeah thats why i said that it definitly look like you

[hearty tiger]

You know me very well

[verbal seal]

yep i just gotta bring a bullet proof west next time im pubbing with you

[hearty tiger]

I shoot thru the cracks in them trust

[verbal seal]

then i get the one without the cracks

[hearty tiger]

I make the cracks in them

[brittle sedge]

Much improvement over the last food I made

[civic kelp]

is it

[brittle sedge]

No 😔 🥀

[hearty tiger]

my fatass is craving for a meal rn and I see this

😔

[fervent jay]

Kfc

[verbal seal]

kfr*

[orchid shuttle]

Beans

[brittle sedge]

BEANS

[orchid shuttle]

I was originally planning on doing like Kenyie and just having rice, but I decided to spice it up

[brittle sedge]

With. Beans?

[queen ginkgo]

It's a bit sad that my cooking can never live up to Forsaken's expertise

[icy oracle]

beans = infant babies

[orchid shuttle]

Maybe you will learn one day, young chef

[orchid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-eyes-kid-pork-and-beans-beans-gif-19099849

[civic kelp]

i mean... at least you're getting your fiber

[orchid shuttle]

Leftover tiramisu from one of my friend’s birthday party

[brittle sedge]

It looks like you made it

[orchid shuttle]

It was my roommates

[tidal goblet]

honestly isn't even that bad

[orchid shuttle]

Chicken cordon bleu

[icy oracle]

Should've not cut into it

[mystic frigate]

is the chicken raw

what the fuck

[orchid shuttle]

Huh, it does not look that pink in person

[icy oracle]

Was about to ask but I dont think so

[fervent jay]

Curry

[faint steeple]

wtf

[brittle sedge]

vro got that explosive type of Diarrhea

Veggimite, Peanut Butter and Cheese Sandwich

[trail jetty]

Try honey instead of peanut butter

[brittle sedge]

Don't have any

[trail jetty]

unluckyyyy

next time

[solemn pulsar]

That looks delicious, wow!

[brittle sedge]

Thx, it was

[solemn pulsar]

Inspector81 would be proud

[icy oracle]

Is that chunky peanut butter?

[brittle sedge]

Yes

[icy oracle]

Ew

[brittle sedge]

The best peanut butter

[icy oracle]

Nop

Though Tbf i dont eat peanut butter

[brittle sedge]

guh, then you get no opinion

[icy oracle]

Wow

[brittle sedge]

I like the crunchies

[icy oracle]

Misogyny

[brittle sedge]

Damn straight

[icy oracle]

I dont like bananas because theyre full of bones

[brittle sedge]

What?

[icy oracle]

I dont remember how the song goes

[brittle sedge]

There's a song?

[icy oracle]

https://youtu.be/l-QkMaCS7CU?is=euVoII4yJ5Ja9NSG close enough

[brittle sedge]

What the fuck?

[icy oracle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Zc6hhtVfB7U?is=JqExH0wTyMppQP5u

[fervent jay]

Yall are hate speechs toward me

haters envy of my foods

[austere onyx]

Not me I love it post more >=)

[verbal seal]

just like spear

[knotty aurora]

people always have cake and Pizza at their parties, but I've never heard anyone combine them

[queen ginkgo]

i think thats for good reason

[burnt gazelle]

It doesn't even look like a real pizza

[orchid shuttle]

I feel so at home with the current vibe of food pics channel

[verbal seal]

Thats a load of sauce

[icy oracle]

Gone

Reduced to atoms

[austere onyx]

soon to be 💩

[icy oracle]

Just like me in gtfo

[tidal goblet]

[civic kelp]

who made that mess

[knotty aurora]

Monster with macaroni and cheese

[tidal goblet]

its so beautiful🥹

[orchid shuttle]

S’more cookie creation

[knotty aurora]

chocolate chips, marshmallows and cookie dough melted together actually looks not that bad

[orchid shuttle]

With biscoff cookies at the bottom for a crust

[burnt gazelle]

With biscoff, hm..

[orchid shuttle]

Yeah. Is that… a good or bad double period?

[burnt gazelle]

a GREAT one

[orchid shuttle]

Yippee!

[orchid shuttle]

@civic kelp one of these days

[civic kelp]

i found an asian shop that sells cartons of eggs for $4 aud

[orchid shuttle]

I would probably reduce the meat to poptart ratio next time

[icy oracle]

Type shit @pliant elk would eat

[mystic frigate]

<@&408548765599793173>

[reef lion]

mmm free money for me again

[brittle sedge]

The whole meal

Low-key tastes better with corn relish

[orchid shuttle]

I could mess up that salmon so good right now 😩

[icy oracle]

Bowl was best part of the meal ngl

[civic kelp]

did you do a liquid shit into the glass or what

[icy oracle]

yes

(its pepsi you cunt)

[dense finch]

bro took a before and after

[civic kelp]

By gawd she’s a beaut

Patty, cheese, double egg, bacon and barbecue sauce

also bun toasted in butter, bacon fat and beef fat

[verbal seal]

Now thats something

[tidal goblet]

<@&408548765599793173> they are everywhere

[austere onyx]

Just sue the scam beast for harassment. free money glitch

[austere onyx]

🫃

[dense finch]

fucked up eating chalk

[burnt gazelle]

You should just post the after only and we will be left to guess what it could ever be

[tidal goblet]

^^^

[knotty aurora]

Take a guess

[civic kelp]

Who made that mess

[icy oracle]

You did kiiiiing

[burnt gazelle]

probably a salad

[knotty aurora]

Burger and fries

[burnt gazelle]

damn!!

you literally just got a burger and fry to spawn there

that's actually wild

[civic kelp]

Those chips look like they didn’t even touch the deep fryer

[burnt gazelle]

can't complaijn if they literally just spawn

[civic kelp]

Truke

[icy oracle]

That burger looks like its made from sadness and despair

[knotty aurora]

I think it got squished when it got wrapped

[icy oracle]

#gtfo-related-questions message ahhh burger

[orchid shuttle]

Garlic fettuccine Alfredo with pan-seared chicken

[queen ginkgo]

looks surprisingly good

[fervent jay]

Pizza soup

[faint steeple]

why

[austere onyx]

why not. all soup is good soup

[orchid shuttle]

Thank you 🙏

[icy oracle]

This isn't the forsaken I snow

[verbal seal]

shes actually getting good

[orchid shuttle]

Biggest compliment I can get is people thinking I didn’t make it, let’s go!

[icy oracle]

YES !!!!!!

[icy oracle]

Fuck ass eating better than me now

[civic kelp]

Not bad not bad, chicken could use more seasoning

Prolly the best thing you have made

Ever

[orchid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/bakugo-my-hero-academia-awakening-enlightened-enlightenment-gif-3540229903720345318

The greatest praise I will ever receive from Frosty about my cooking

[civic kelp]

this scene is so fire

[brittle sedge]

I thought this was like food wars or sum shit before I saw Bakugo

[orchid shuttle]

I didn’t realize it was Bakugo until after I posted it

I just searched up “enlightened” and that came up.

[zinc scarab]

The "Bomb Omelette" from the hands of mine

[hearty tiger]

ic cream

[verbal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

Yummers

[hearty tiger]

made dessert for my lovely mother

( it’s tiramisu )

[hearty tiger]

also an apple Strudel

( I made that too )

I love baking

[orchid shuttle]

This was a lot bigger than I expected, saved half of it for later.

[icy oracle]

Fuck you the one time I prayed for non good looking food

I can tell that shit bussing

[orchid shuttle]

It was so good

[civic kelp]

did yuou cook this

[orchid shuttle]

Yeah

[civic kelp]

the world is healing

[orchid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/right-now-it’s-just-that-everything-feels-right-sorry-amanai-gojo-sorry-jjk-gif-6689060642723775612

[burnt gazelle]

only for tonight

[orchid shuttle]

Miracles can’t last forever

[ocean rune]

Yummers

[hearty tiger]

mmmmmm

[verbal seal]

we love heavly seasoned raw meat

[verbal seal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/black-jack-mind-3kD2Eciolhy4VOzjRV

[ocean rune]

Hell nah. I dont want any Rizzler juices in my mouth

[orchid shuttle]

Bro is 9 years old, I do not want his rizzuice in side of me 😭

[orchid shuttle]

Glass on the plate is crazy

[orchid shuttle]

Bro

<@&408548765599793173>

[sour hawk]

Bro

<@&408548765599793173>

[knotty aurora]

Bro

<@&408548765599793173>

[brittle sedge]

Fire Food

[icy oracle]

Girl brekkie

[brittle sedge]

Ok, no.
Those are macaronis

[icy oracle]

They are, at least they're called that in Swedish

W saucr

[icy oracle]

Ok like your macaroni is a bit bigger/longer, ours is quick macaroni so its got a shorter cooking time but are shorter in general

[brittle sedge]

No, ours are that size,
At least in aus

[icy oracle]

Pluh

[hearty tiger]

omg ikea meatballs

[icy oracle]

Frfr

[icy oracle]

"No its not burnt"

[mystic frigate]

grow up

[tidal goblet]

its dry rub

[austere onyx]

The world has come to an end.

[civic kelp]

That lowk could be like 5 different things

[icy oracle]

Its pork

[civic kelp]

That is the last thing I would have thought it was

[icy oracle]

What can I say I'm a bad cook

Forsaken get in here

[burnt gazelle]

I guess it was too shiny to be grilled cheese

[orchid shuttle]

It reminded me of my fish at first, but I remembered fish isn’t supposed to normally look like that

Still better than how I would have made my pork

Is it pork chop?

[icy oracle]

Maybe lemme search up

Na

Its just some random slice ngl

[orchid shuttle]

How did you get this meat if you don’t know the cut?

[icy oracle]

Bought from Lidl

Picked something cheap since im staying at a friend's place

[orchid shuttle]

Did it not have a label? 😭

[icy oracle]

It does but like

Swedish => english in terms of cuts of meat is like giga braindead

[orchid shuttle]

Ah, I see

2

[orchid shuttle]

My shellfish allergy is making me miss out 😔

[icy oracle]

What am I even seeing

[faint steeple]

eatting smoke

[orchid shuttle]

An earlier screenshot, if that helps

[ocean rune]

Drowning tomatoes in balsamicum and spices to make them slightly less tasteless

[icy oracle]

the food slop, im so hungyy

[icy oracle]

mmmm radioactive

[verbal seal]

I tried it and personally its nothing special

[brittle sedge]

Pasta :3

Was good

[hearty tiger]

Baked stuff for Easter

I forgot how are they called in English

Easter cake basically