#offtopic-discussion
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no, its not specifically because it was named
i cant just not name it! how do you not name a child?? hes adorable
its because its not a dinosaur and isnt an isle creature
whats the purple thing
it is a dinosaur though. still raptor through and through

its not a real animal
its practically a feathered utah? 
I am eating burgers rn
we actually used to have an offtopic art channel but that got out of hand very quickly
so now people just have to make do with this place :/
thats exceedingly sad.
We cannot have good things here.
clearly
no
I will post it.
You can go too
I am going to the gym in 20 min
go there now
no
olala
chip blocked
😎
Fat pigeon when did you become so hostile
since the bite of
aarrggh my internet

It’s fake
really? no way!
You know what else is fake? Joe
FAKE
birrin is cool
Bophades is cooler
Day 48774 of trying to not murder Caper.
made by the same guy who did the subnautica concept art

Ho?
The power of being one of the biggest annoyances, yes.
yes
last time someone talked shit I personally sent them a monkey gif
and I supposed that's not what you want to happen
cmon wdym these are cool
I have evolved past the annoyance of the monkey.
Wouldnt be the first.

what do you think of this egull
In what term?
is it worse than the original monkey gif?
They are all equal, for i have evolved past.
is this cool
It looks dry tho. 
What
The isles one.
It’s probably preparing for the new lighting
ok
It’s probably just the weird in between textures yeah^
yes
there is a subreddit that does nothing but fucks around with flags
?
yes, but this is actually rather funny
I am unamused.
It's flags, out of any stupid abysmal things like a stupid show nobody cares about or boring politics
oh yeah this now exists
chad flag
also there was a flagpole flag being morphed into various shapes
Ireland has...Stegosaurus, an American dinosaur?
Ah!
i remove everything
I’m pretty sure it’s also found in Europe
I am Irish. So I have to reply
in Portugal
The only Irish dinosaurs found are Scelidosaurus and some random fragmentary theropod.
My ex is from denmark🤢
Save for modern birds and some dromaeosaur from Svalbard.
Well, most of Europe was just islands or underwater.
Im not underwater.
U make everything dry :( u sponge

Is the update out???
no
I got excited then - 3-
a qa member made that, and filipe asked them to share it
should have looked at the camera
well now that the update has ruined the game back to bob i go
Hello People i dont know where to turn so i Will ask here. Does anyone know what is the name of this movie i saw this picture and i was wandering what's the name of the movie.
How bad can be results of asking wtf is your pfp?
Searching the image on bing gave Me "300 Cinematography and Philosophy"
Soo I assume the movie 300.
Ok ty
It's generally not what it looks like. It's a cropped image of a comic page thingie. I chose it Cuz what it looks like lol
I can’t see
ooh are those the new scent particles? they look pretty I just hope they don't destroy my pc
so whats going on with the announcements and stuff
hotfixes for the mini-update that was preparation for update 4
what did they add?
Hopefully this hotfix fixes the rubber banding
hello fat pigeon
I do not want ai raptors the whole idea is dumb
Hi caper
how are you
Horrible
what are the hotfixes?
why
I’m playing the island game
well I am playing deez
smh
shut up avaline
smh
Why are you playing with nuts bro@hidden quarry
no no no

U playing with nuts bro 👀
I will personally send monkey gif to you meek
Your fate has been sealed caper
Ahh ok
Yes
Hmmm when I click the easy anti cheat setup nothing happens
among ur mom
mans got shredded
What is this chat
omg is the crocodile ok 😱
no
@hidden quarry
yes
hipsi
hipsee
the hipsi
Hip Si

They’re making one
🛠️
⚒️
Is this allowed?

You are not allowed
Your mom is not allowed
this is how dark it is for me AND ITS NOT EVEN FULLY NIGHT @rough hollow
Bobby Shmurda
Is this in a bush?
death
not fully no and can you guess what animal i am
server was shut down before total blackness hit lol so i couldnt get a pic of the black screen
are sure it isn't fully in a bush?
its not i was standing on a stick as a baby utah LOL
i assume a stick anyways
^^
i delete fat pigeon
no
i cant bring myself to do it
sorry

limmy
ok
@ornate rapids
There will be no more vaguely sexual memes from you.
thank u saoulz
thank you
he died
Man. Imagine I just said something.
lol
was that vaguely sexual 
no, it was sad
the one just then
ok
don't cry

cry
I don’t know what to say
ur mom
damn
indeed
why
This update better fix the rubber banding or else I will complain on Reddit
scary
hopefully

no
borgar
hours
you?
fat pigeon rn
Possibly
That might be me
damn
It’s him
it is
rubberbandung
ung
It’s boba
fett
so this is just rough height and water stuff right?
no like, small ponds or lakes or anything like that
right. this is just the base height map. It's got rivers in it cause I can do those, but lakes and ponds need to be put in manually.
I'm thinking of salt marshes and brackish rivers and swamps going between the two large land masses
alright i see a few things i'd have changed, im just gonna highlight them since im bad at explaining things
mkay
mind you this is a potential alternative Land Before Time Map.
Did someone say memes
no
You are not going to post a meme
I am
Watch me
Me after the official servers come back and I can play the new patch
@hybrid quartz
I did It nooblet
alright, mainly its just height stuff
- i think there should be an entrance to that walled off area there, having one choke point would be bad
- thats a very tall mountain, i'd smooth it down towards those lower levels there
- there should be an exit to the exterior of the island there, just so people who want to go to the coast dont need to cross a mountain
Understandable. The mountains are set up the way they are for the specific reasons going from the idea that each end are their own great valleys. The one mountain is meant to be steep cliffs on the other side more so then anything else. Considering it for climbing up the valley side and there's a way to get to ptera and quetz nesting type of areas on those cliffs facing the ocean.
fair
And doing the land between the two land masses I am thinking people can either go through salt marsh/swamps to cross or they can go through wasteland/volcano/type. Only issue with the map is the lack of a great divide
you might be able to push them apart
honestly the great divide is giving me the most issue with height map creation at the moment XD cause making it without the ocean going through it is gonna be hard.
Unless I want steep cliffs all over the map if you know what I mean.
Is this the isle map?
no
Na just a height map I made today. I'm trying out different things and experimenting so I can make a Land Before Time Map mod for The Isle
cool
Oh cool
probably gonna just set this to the side. Start over again. XD If ya'll want to follow along my Land Before Time map mod I have a discord for it.
I wouldn't complain of this was the map for the isle I can see how it would work
I have plans to do more then one map hopefully
Land Before Time map I want to keep smaller 8KM but I do have hopes to make a larger map closer to Spiro size down the road if possible.
Hmm I see

Good luck to you
I wanna finish that movie so bad, i got through half of it at a friends house and i dont have hbo max
I haven’t seen any of it yet, only the memes, mostly of King Shark 
Not much of a DC fan
King shark is my favorite
king shark better 
but it’s weasel
no
no
It’s weasel
king shark better 
yeah, but weasel
king shOwOrk
alright that’s a block
😎
sunglasse

Blocked by Fat Pigeon
Epic
no, not epic
How
also blocked
am I blocked?
no
thank you
@rough hollow
@rough hollow
@spice zephyr

Bilb
thanks
o
thank you
Ya that
I genuinely want to know under what context would somebody go "ah yes, here's the gif I was looking for!"
I don't know, honestly
minmi
yes
me when Islecord
yes
Ello
hi
Hello
hi
hi
Hi moment
hi
i see
how do those happen

graphics related thingy?
yo looks cool
most probably
I think its an easter-egg of sorts. Just isolated to this part of the map. These are my coordinates if you want to check it out. -145,887.953, -94,500.859, -28,881.523
Probably for weather
that's what I thought as well
what i figured
so they exist, but aren't a bug Pog
the fuck
👑
🦈
theyre prolly playing the wrong windspeed animation
yea
me waking up @rough hollow

@rough hollow hi
@fatpigeon
I am updating The Isle
king poop
Good question.
Shut the duck u0
I made a Shepard’s pie,rate it out of 10
-30


9/10
pirate
Huh
pie,rate
Oh😅
pirate
thank you
MONKEY
monkey
monkey
cool
ok
monke
yes
i hate your pfp so much.
^
Haha your pfp
That pfp scares me
you should be
your pfp is one of a kind!
Wtf ‼️
idfk
eating mozzarella
what
nice
it looks like an egg
cheese
stop sending cheese i want to watch jojo
🧀
Cheese is gross

I hate you
Thanks
🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀👽👻
random trivial fact: cheetahs have a rather large dewclaw which helps them grapple prey. Or rather, trip it over when running it down.
the rest of the claws are blunt, mainly because they are non-retractable and designed to provide traction
alright who wants to littary raid a server?
oh
@rough hollow TF2 source 2 is being made by modders
I hate you
Is the Gungan and reason for the prequels bad perception Jar Jar Binks a Sith Lord? He may have decieved you for a long time but after this compilation even you must see the evil Mastermind behind the Clone Wars and Rey "Mary Sue" Skywalker. Enjoy the Fan Favorite disguising himself as clumsy for 7:04
------------------------------------------...
all good
Jar Jar was suppose to be Count Dooku
originally
but no. Which is good
some reports say Jar Jar will be seen in the new Kenobi TV show.
Please no 👍
got tested positive for corona, only anti gens test tho, so im still waiting on pcr tests results
ah not great
Yeah, I dont think that the pcr test will be positive, its just annoying because i had to leave school because of the positive result on the anti gens test and i was exited for todays classes
damn
Just one monkey
yeah
yet again you get things hermaphrodite lobsters which basically have a male and female side, cranial kinesis and the fact that our jaws, ears and throat bones are actually gill arches.
also crocs are secondary ectotherms
Animals are weird.
humans are animals and I'm not weird
Rick ur weird
says only u
you are weird
Says alot u
RyK is cringe. It's one of the rules.
we are
Rules needs to be broken 

we are hairless apes that walk on two legs and get back problems
lol
That's the opposite reason of my existence. Rules exist to be maintained.
Nah. Physically unfit hairless apes that walk on two legs get back problems. Don't sit for hours on end, your back will be fine.
fair
I have free wifi
get free wifi anywhere you go‼️
hol up
What use is free will if you can't look at endless videos of turtles?
"that" is a word in the english dictionary
idk, just do it, its cool
I fucking hate you
"that. adjective. plural those. Definition of that (Entry 3 of 5) 1 a : being the person, thing, or idea specified, mentioned, or understood. b : being the one specified —usually used for emphasis that rarity among leaders that brother of yours. c : so great a : such."
Bald eagle walking on the beach at Anchor Point on the Cook Inlet and Kenai Peninsula in Alaska. The eagle was enjoying a fish snack when a tractor drove by and scared him away. The seagulls immediately swooped in to munch on the eagle's snack, but they flew away as soon as the eagle returned. More at http://www.npexp.com/cook-inlet/ licensing@...
bad eagle walking
hi
no
no
foniu verbally destroys content creator

No I do not want to play the isle
3 call
3 call
red eyes, scars on both ears, missing tooth HOLDING 3 CALL
anyone wanna watch me play fortnite
deaf lol
I want to watch you delete fortnite
ok
cant hear carno coming
lmalao
Carno can’t do anything to teno now lmala
Lemosianlo
Lmfaoal
llama
Lmalo
fortnite
Lmzlkalou
pikachulamo
fat pigeon is incapable of arranging the letters L, M, A, and O in the proper order to form the acronym for "Laughing My Ass Off"
you just said a curse word
this is a ban
i know. i have just been banned
epic
i will exploit the bush
Fuck
I will call the police
Unfortunate
you did a swear pigeon
Shit
your local police have no power over me if i stay on my side of the pond
They can swim I think
how did you swim to the other side then
^
i was born on the other side
did you put the sharks in the pond
if you were born on the other side, how did you get to your own side then?
Method sus
i was born there
liar
but you said you were born on the other side
my side is the other side
then your side is the other side?
the side across from your side which is the other side
Method you are a highly confusing individual
im only confusing right now

friendship ended with giraffes
That is an ocean I think
eh sounds edgy and tries to be sinister in the most unoriginal and simultaneously bizarre way possible
the photo is hilarious as fuck though
pond, ocean, puddle, theyre all just a body of water at the end of the day
oceans connect, ponds do not
yes
I think I could drink the pond
but you could say oceans are just an extremely large body of water
they are'
i downplay the sheer distance between our locations by referring to the atlantic ocean as a pond
irony
i see
are you flexing that you can see?
perhaps if i were among eyeless cave creatures
you wouldnt happen to be an eyeless cave creature now would you 
then yes
Hmm
consider me a spelunker
he crawled in
noodle
ur mom 😎
^^
i am upset
wholesome bug
big scary cricket
I could win in a fight
HTE CRICKETS
maybe
hte
the olm
they care only for their own privacy and not a wit for anyone else's
gastornis chick
^ants not the respectful looking fellow in the photo above
hmm, sounds reasonable
actually im not too grossed out by the scene
the scene
back when gastornis was depicted as a violent carnivore
from walking with beasts
the horse eating one?
yes
very polite lad
boverisuchus might have lived alongside gastornis
last i heard about gastornis it was believed to be more of a herbivore/omnivore
a nutcracker if you will 
:)
why must the big ducks fight
the good ending
or well, they are actually fucking dead now
the bad ending
Suck it Gastornass
Ooooooooo #roasted
chip is insecure about himself
titanis
only 300 lbs
this upsets my boyhood daydream about being able have one as a trusty mount
unless the bird can carry 1/3rd of its weight on its back and still move at top speed
the gaming ice age
you can ride ostriches
boooo gaming username trend dead
but even then they suffer a bit when doing it
yeah
the gaming method
I dont think you can mount a dryosaurus or tenontosaurus either, as both are obligate bipeds

I killed bigfoot.
i think abelisaurs would make interesting mounts
i am bigfoot
hmm yeah, but then there is the problem of them not eating you
rango (from the movie rango) can ride a roadrunner tho...
Impossible, i killed bigfoot.
Method... you better start running, egull has an above average stride length
square cube law
keep in mind rango is absoloutely fucking tiny
I can be legacy giga if i want to.
i must simply trust that since one of their closest living relatives lives with and is friendly to me, they might also have the capability for some sort of understanding 
most likely not

he must cross the pond first 
carnotaur brains arent that much like bird brains
he can walk over the pond
yes i mightve known
Allosaurus has had its braincase scanned, and its very similar to crocodilians
but its an interesting thought of how such creatures would react to their feeders if they were kept in captivity

ill see it when i believe it
yo who tf is this guy who just showed up on the beach
Egull is a rather tall individual
I think he could cross the atlantic ocean with a step
method's last words
anyway
I could cross the entire earth with a step.
large predatory theropods should be nice to me
I tame all wild animals by beating them into submission with sheer rage and crackhead energy by virtue of being a certified Florida Man
but people are smaller then a teno
you can have pet alligators, but having a pet alligator that towers over you and is a warm blooded, active predator with a shit ton of speed? I don't think so.
teach me the florida ways
Tenontosaurus was an obligate biped. Also it has a bigass tail, which an ostrich does not have.
what if i raise it from the egg
they instantly forget about me as soon as they reach adolescence
Florida Man can’t be taught, Florida Man is part of your inner being, it’s more than a way of life or a creed, it’s at your very core.
parental bonds have to be severed
note: abelisaurs would have been independent from their parents only a few years after hatching.
but such an idea was foolish to begin with
Well they also grow slowly
eat abelisaurs
no
impale the horned devils, leave no survivors
^
I cannot find any depictions of a bipedal, accurate teno actually
most depictions tend to have broken wrists because haha funny teno horse
realistically then what would be the best dinosaur to ride considering how likely they are to eat you
anything herbivorous.
ignoring the fact the cooler species that come to mind would most likely not even be able to be domesticated
Gallimimus or some other large ornithomimisaurs might work. But yet again its a bit of a novelty riding something like an ostrich
I feel like ankylosaurus would be the easiest to ride
no people have ever found a practical reason for riding them, and its probably got to do with the fact that you cannot steer them, and they have to suffer with your weight added.
hmm
camels and horses are better
yeah but dinosaurssssss
as a war mount elephants are good
yes
maybe ceratopsians of similar proportions could work..?
maybe
speed is a big factor
i mean as long as its faster than a human i consider it a decent mount
in this case at least
the whole point of a mount is to get you somewhere faster than you would get there on foot
most times
if they would be polite enough, riding a utahraptor could work depending on how thick they would be
utahraptor isnt the best mount though
but 99% of the time they would just throw you off and eat your face
😳
it delivers speed in bursts
Hmm, tyrannosaurs would be god tier
I mean raptors have legs for rapid acceleration
juvenile tyrannosaurs similarly had poor stamina
adult tyrannosaurus as a mount 😳
no speed
dont most large hadrosaurs have like a ridge on their backs
risk of certain death
hmm yeah
27km/h is fast, human sprint speed
id trade its size for an albertosaurine
could carry several human riders
uncomfortable maybe, but a special saddle might be made
Prestosuchus mount 
presto 😳
Look at the chonk 
it would swallow the small child
unfortunate
the problem would be where the child would be positioned on the large azdarchid pterosaur
the back
Use it like a glider
Hmm, but how would said child hold on..?
maybe make one of those baby harnesses that can be worn over someones torso
without there becoming a large factor of weirdly distributed weight
except on the scale of hatzeg
honestly would probably work...
the child will be forced to watch it commit nefarious acts
as we are led to believe all azdarchids commit
Hmm, child piloting it like a mech suit
Holy, imagine Sauropod war mounts in primitive times
Hmm, would be pretty sick
honestly if they manage to make ark 2 not bad it could be a cool concept
id like to know the aggressive capability of sauropods now
giant giraffe neck combat
Brontosmash
but like if my foes were to hail it with projectiles
would it be lame
or would it stomp on them
oh god
liquifies anything insecure enough to breathe in its general direction with lovecraftian tail
^
if its primitive times like chip suggests then i am afraid no refinery at least before the industrial revolution would be capable of producing any means of protection for such mounts
Find ones with natural armor like Titanosaurs
that being said taking down a sauropod would probably require at least 2-3x the effort that was required to take down columbian mammoths
but underbelly
saltasaurus would be a good choice
Retro Ampelosaurus 
scrap turning giant theropods into mounts just subdue them and then uncage them in the direction of your assailants
bababooey
i love you; no homo
Monkey attacks 100 people in 10 days
mega-baboon
Tried to draw acro, went well
ark steroid monkey
ew
yeah its literally rafiki on steroids and uglier
but baboons are basically sorta like werewolves in some ways (as they are humanlike but also like dogs with their skull shape and the fact that they hunt things like birds occasionally). They cant produce their own vitamin c though (like other monkeys and apes), so they cannot evolve into hypercarnivores.
Gelada monke
lemurs might be able to become obligate carnivores as they can produce vitamin c
i forgor what cool thing I wanted to share somewhere
Interesting
Interesting
No
yes
The L word
Ligma?
What’s that?

idk what to draw
Ligma
A gun
<—

Look at him

Jealousy
I dont think id like to be purple.
But
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who tf thought itd be a good idea to put a mini gun in a rhythm shooter
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^ dead
Me?
Yes
I am very much alive, Richard.
I'm not
How are you typing then? 
with much effort and suffering

:suffering

chips pog
Some adjustments and such. This is one of two new layouts I have people voting for on my Land Before Time map.
Sleep and get it tomorrow, skip time. 
bruh
oh god
Bri‘ish.
I was about to say that lol
Too slow, geezer.
😭
Eat kfc
I can't
why
do you have eyes
no
oh I'm sorry

Get brain, nooblet. 
I have a brain 
X to doubt.
Brain proof.
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
We doing this alphabet thing again?
thats a ban
Again?
I am just showing of my brain skills
rule 19, no abc.
again?
wait we can't do abc?
wow brain
This alphabet horror.

there's an actual rule for that?
is this kid fucking dumb
Nah, but we do advise against shitposting in this channel, which it definitely is.
I just did the alphabet and you are calling me dumb
why is posting "ab c d e f g h i j k lm n o p q r s t u v w x y z" shitposting?
Let's be totally honest. The majority of this channel is shitposting. The alphabet thing I referenced is people just typing one letter after another and flooding the chat.
zod we need a shitpost channel
No we really don't.
We dont.
oh ok
why not
we already have one
I can explain in two statements.
Reasons. 
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzåäö
Lets go, sweidsh alphabet, this is it zod, you have your chance to remove me now.
- That's fucking stupid.
- Make your own discord to be a shitbird in.
ive got 2 down
Shitpost over there.
just don't type the fucking alphabet
I'M at your location
you are right, lets use numbers instead to communicate

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z ä ö ü ß
german alphabet
all these people aren't there so there's no point in shit posting in another server
The easiest way I can say it is this...
This isn't a Community Discord. This is a Game Discord. It's why we don't openly facilitate the community side of things here beyond the #unofficial-isle-communities and fart channels.
Fart?
fart channels?
fart
...yes, the Fan Art channels are internally called the "fart channels".

lmao

no
#isle-memes was essentially what this chat is, ngl
Typing "fan art" a thousand times is a pain in the ass. Fart. F-art. Fan Art.
fart
And yeah... this channel is next on the chopping block actually.
I thought it was about those... weird fan art things you guys got back in the day...
tell me more
zod... without this channel #isle-discussion will get clogged like hell, don't.
what happend in the meme channel before it got removed
If I describe it zod will not hesitate to destroy me
No... we regulate that channel perfectly fine. It's a half dozen to a dozen of you that would need hammered in the face.
dm
Offtopic will be deleted?
Noooo
Too bad. 






