#offtopic-discussion
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Yup.
The "Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah. Stayin' Alive-Stayin' Alive". The Ahs are the presses, Stayin' Alive are the breaths.
That has to be a meme
Four presses, two medium breaths.
Lol
Ironic, isn’t it? The name of the song is Stayin’ Alive, by the Bee Gees. A study was just completed that confirms that med students and physicians who were trained to do compressions, while listening to the song, would maintain the ideal rhythm of 100-120* compressions per minute. Not only that, but they were able to repeat that rate when .....
No. Seriously.
Wait what
I hope you guys learned something today.
I did not expect that
i just realized that the song is called stayin alive and your helping someone stay alive
Saoul the teacher
I used to be, yes. Once upon a time.
I used to teach Bushcraft. I taught adults, not kids.
what did you specialize in?
Survival tactics, camping, and self-sustained gardens.
Minecraft nerd
Bushcraft is always useful. just in case you need to survive.
It's kinda fun, kinda not. Adults suck as students, I taught summer camps a little bit - that was better.
A group of mid-teens are better at survival than a half dozen adults who think they know everything.
Tbh survival is interesting as a theme
It's one ass wiped with poison ivy that got the adults to listen, though.
did someone actually do that…
YUP
Lol so the emoji
comes from the adults you teached
do they not know what poison ivy looks like?
I’ve had it several times in the past. And I stay far FAR away from it
So there's a plant that grows pretty easily called "Mullein". It's a pretty soft, big leaf that is fuzzy (I'll get a picture soon). It's commonly called "Cowboy Toilet Paper".... for obvious reasons when you see it.
All they heard was "Fuzzy leaf", apparently.
Mullein.
Yeah. Fuzzy leaf.
So you can wipe your ass with this?
They would probably eat it too.
Poison Ivy, however, has really small fibrous hairs on it... so they over-thought it, clearly.
I mean, yeah, you can eat mullein.
Poison ivy isn’t fun. Poison oak is also horrible
It’s fun when it afflicts other people
We have something here called "Poison Sumac". It's really uncommon other places.
Every bit of a poison sumac is dangerous. Even the SMOKE from burning it is dangerous.
Ah the Rhus vernix
Yeah, I would stay away from that. As far as physically possible
The same applies to oleander
Oh no. I NEED TO contain myself. The word sumac is killing me
Poison sumac fruits and kills kids, the leaves secrete an oil that is extremely spreading, and even burning it causes you to aspirate (breath in) it and it infects your lungs.
poison sumac and true sumac are in the cashew/pistachio family btw
that sounds. horrifying
Only good thing about poison sumac is that rubbing alcohol applied early enough can keep it from giving you a horrid rash.
literally sounds like something from a sci fi horror film
The Poison ---- plants are obvious, but even stuff like wild parsnip (which grows all over the US) can fuck you up. The oil makes your skin incredibly sensitive to UV, causing you to violently sunburn almost instantly.
Hogweed exists in a lot of places in the northeastern portion of the US. It causes your skin to scar and burn away.
I will eat the hogweed
You will not want to survive the attempt. You will be remembered as both an explorer and a fool.
finland has giant hogweed
though we also have similar looking albeit harmless cow parsley as well
cool
Thanks
Thanks for leaking my credit card

cat blog better than 85% of the content on the internet
Better than most blogs I've seen.
I ate the hogweed
I really liked the G9GGGGGGG part, very entertaining
Whenever I feel like I saw every stupid thing that humans capable of, I get striked with things like this.
Hi
The isle
Scam game

After update 4 is released we’ll probably have to wait another month and a half for pachy
Because the isle is indeed a scam
ME WANT UPDATE 4
too bad
Elvis had some good songs.
This games a scam. Scam game. Smh my head.
Wrong chat 💀
You wre wrong
who is the rex
the isoe
zod is short
You have a problem
What the dog doin
I am somewhere between 33 cm and 230cm tall.
Hmm, I see
Why
what strange act is the canine performing
I declin3 the chanallege
What the dog doin’?
too late 🗿 you've been marked
Thanks giobert
no problem dad
Hopping on
you really wanna know 
PIEC3 OR SHIT PHONETRASH
Then, hop off
Why
Or you get to play nó fortnighy
haha look at ryk suffer minor inconveniences
Yeah I want to play that
Among
there is no us; you are alone
xXx_RyK-sniperGod_xXx
Thanks hacker!
ezt a fiokot
no it sounds stupid
hehe
Don't speak those moonrunes here. >:O
åäö gang 😎
moonrunes you say
Don't you dare summon some ancient creature.

How username
Thë ïšłë
nö, I will nöt stop speäking the åncient läanguåge
Its againts the rules to speak different language than english. Discrimination!
but what if I speak british
Gen Z
antarctic
You are fucking fucking.
You bloody blood!

I gotta get that video from Punch, brb.
I will speak the language of the seven headed dragon from the land down under
land down under
Basement u dumb
australia
bloody fuck you bloody
Bloody fucking bloody bastard bitch
English is such a beautiful language.
NOOOOOOOOOO
I cant watch.this because age restriction.

grow up
Grow older
Didn’t mean to reply to you but cry about it anyways
Im 23 i think
you think?
Yeah I will cry about it
Or 22
Idk, who counts lol. Nerd
You guys can count? Who taught you how.
The isle
i have been alive for 40 million years
I know math because of the isle safelog system.
60 seconds until safelog
^
does that mean u can only count to 60
Yes.
What if I don’t watch it
what are you gonna do if you get past 60 years old
I die
Only a small percentage of people that watch my videos are actually subscribed so if you enjoy this video make sure to subscribe it’s free and you can always change your mind Enjoy.
as i suspected
I did a funny
where
Did you
How
how buffoonish
It’s meant to be a joke about Dream he always says that in the intro and he made the trend of it
Oh... wait.. nevermind, I just found it.
mask
Yeah just as empty as a desert
You know what else is good? Shadowraid legends! Use the code ryk to earn a 30% off !
raid shadow legends
Wait stan uploaded a video i’ll go watch cuz am a chad and watch stan
the police are raiding your house
They will only find coke
Oh wow. There's a lot of cool movies on YouTube's "Free with Ads" section.
I was gonna link The Mask movie because it was mentioned, but damn...
Nevermind, it rotated out.
yes thats what they wanted to find
and before you say its actually the soda they will be really thirsty so theyll drink it and it wont be a wasted effort
You mean dream mask music video lmao
Who?
raid shadown legends added ninja streamer into the game
^that
At least you guys aren't being cringey yet.
Its 4am and im awake for some reason
did u just wake up
Leave the world
same i randomly woke up at like 4:30 am today
Ryk your so mean
Thanks
👍

*youre
- you're
*☆
yur'oe*
Overkill
Sass the roundgops guy.
sass
Says
I need water
acquire it
Drink food
u cant fucking do that
Soup
Yeah you can
you drink the broth tho
Fucking opinion
which is a liquid
ok
I went back in time 3 and a half years manually and it ate like 70% of my devices power.
what
Ok
today I got some new plants btw
Im in search of the Zodmotes.
Epic
Soup is food. You can eat food, you consume soup. You eat soup.
Bomb b
noble quest
You drink food
You don't drink soup. What the fuck.
an echinacea/coneflower and a new guinea impatiens
I do when im lazy to get a spoon
You drink milk. You drink soda. You don't DRINK soup. You eat soup. How dare you.
you can drink the broth but you eat the soup
Im going back to bed this is to controversial
Do i drink or eat ketchup?
you can drink soup
Neither. Ketchup is made from vinegar so it's the devil.
Im against society

wtf
Vinegar is the reason my dad left. I hate it.
and society is against you
If the soup is liquid, you drink it
do you chew your yoghurt?
What the hell
Finland has these stupid ready soup mixtures you put in a cup with boiling water. Practically military rations.
chew ice cream
it's instinct to chew yoghurt
I chew my ice cream, yes.
They are common where I live
you eat the soup as a whole because you cant drink all the components. only things you can actually drink are the broth and the seasoning in the broth.
People with weak teeth are weak willed. Bite the ice cream.
We have them in Australia
You hold E dummy
are you just supposed to have the ice cream sit and melt in your mouth? that's stupid
Yes
agreed
i also bite ice cream with partially fake front teeth. i have no fear.
I bite the door
Chewing is time I don't have as well. Bite, two or three chews -that's enough. Swallow it and eat more.
^
Typical
Normal

^ half feet in grave
I take bites out of my ice cream, follow me for more food speedrun tactics
i harvest silverware
What is this chat
Ok im going back to sleep fr
mrgharial is on his way to earn some "Get out of Ban Free" cards.
idfk i blame ryk for having typos and calling his phone a piece of trash
unless i physically have to chew it up so i dont choke i just do a few bites.
you can blend a lot of food to eat it faster, it's a good tip that really helps me get through the day

Why are you all only learning this now
Break it with your exposed bones and push it down your throat hole with your meat tentacle.
Anything more is just profane. Sitting there and chewing something for like 10 seconds, fuck off.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
I eat grass irl when im playing a herbivore in the isle
wow ryk so immersive
I do bite ice cream
How do you eat food
by chewing
if i can i barely chew things. unless its something that i either like or my body physically wont let me swallow.
By pressing alt f4
How do you do that
with your jaws
the nose connects to the same tube as the mouth, you can stuff food down all 3 of your face holes to maximise nutrition intake
How
sometimes i sit there chewing on hamburger for a solid 30 seconds just to go spit it out because theres a bit of tendon or even bone in it.
You are my.doctor
bone????
thank you, I am very ecucated in this field
ikea nutrients
Sometimes there's bone in ground beef, yeah.
i have legitimately gotten bone fragments in ground beef
are you a lamprey, leech or hagfish by any chance?
hes a leech
I agree.
Nope i think am called a human but am not so sure
i have also swallowed at least one tooth.
Want to get that get out of jail free card i see
congrats, you've consumed 83 calories from it
i had a habit of not pulling them out so one ended up getting swallowed when i was drinking.
What jail?
Jail is
lost another in a chicken patty.
Is this still going on lol
The “muted” jail
where you belong
chimken
Do i appear muted to you?
Yes.
lol
ive only been muted once on here unless i got muted when the bot was put in first.
Istg if he's muted

its gone
My 3rd return. 



guess whos back
Your mom.
No
I hope not you
no i returned 😎
That looks so dumb. But I love it
I hate
no you love
monke
Giraffe
Zod when bushcraft
i taught him how to do that
man i intended to be serious but it seems that that will never happen
Me when i found the 3 Zodmotes to put in my Zodfinity gauntlet.
Minecraft fucking opinion
Your car is now hijacked
Bushcraft is a lotta fun. I'll do it more.
Bushcraft is epic.
I thought about streaming bushcraft to just... like do that. But remote streaming is really annoying.
he survives
I know all my bushcraft skills from ark. 
destroy yourself
Gomphotheres were a lineage of Proboscideans originating in the Late Oligocene of Africa. When land connections linked their home continent to Eurasia, Gomphotheres rapidly spread across the region and into the Americas. Indeed, it was in the Americas that the group would become the most diverse. Basal forms such as Gomphotherium possessed great...
He is a great YouTube
this chat is gone
Sleeping bees and some other stuff
plant
nice
they defied me.
If i dont find the Zodmotes, perhaps ill make them myself. 
it broke my heart to send that meteor down 65 million years ago...
Imagine being outside of your room.
Like all ice age megafauna
that moment when they are elephants
Climate change and human hunting
gompotheres are the shovel tusked elephants
gomp
When you get kos
fix the jowl
What the dog doin
leave
She looks so angry
what the dog doin
She hates the isle
Don’t we all
Chip
all we do
RyK
Is na na na na na na na nq
All we ever do is na na na na
No
chips
Shut
you shut
Chips
you are literally chip
No
Micro chip or micro crisp
Or microtransactions
Ew crisp
crisps
Microtransactions in the isle
The Isle Battle Pass Season 3 
Bro they already adding dlc or something
$19.99 for update 4
$39.99 for update 4 + update 4.5
$99.99 for Isle Season Pass
Thats not microtransaction you !!!!!!
EA
Gross.
Dlc is stands for downloadable content.
you are downloadable
The isle is a dlc
Expansion pack or something with aquatics
Well. EVRIMA is 'free' DLC for Legacy.
Marketing manager zod
pov aquatics dlc
Fucjing phone
That’s just deinosuchus lol
deinosuschus
yeah
exile yourself
Marketing manager zod
Consider it done, I leave 
thank you. you now walk the path of righteousness.
C+c c+v
Alt + F4 easy get gud u died cuz ur not on my screen wait
Im.under your bed
joke explanation: he closed the game
Thanks for explaining the joke

you are welcome. that will be 60 dollars.
it is so small i wonder what it says !!
pan is demd?
pain is eternal
nah I still see pan is demd
Oh no, Harriet the devil is among us

Thanks for the random reaction
I despise you
I want you dead
He is not here
Mods he is advocating my death
i aint playing no games
:O
Unacceptable
RyK is bad
Inappropriate. Bad Ryk. Bad.
You are evil
Tell it to the judge
Banned
From what 
I-
You guys.

Granted they were under the age of 13 and admitted it... but still.
But honestly... I was on the Something Awful forums when I was that old.
(By the way. Something Awful is almost 22 years old)
The actual name or the forum is something awful or it was just something awful
That's the actual name and that's how I know you're a youngling, Ryk.

Posture check.
More like HAVA, am I right?
Hava?
Correction: my life is mostly made up of aggression and the urge to screech or shout or whatever
What a boomer
Nah.
Lmao
Far away, in the land of Dienda, on the continent of Inya, in the kingdom of Ligma…
Nice
plant
Left: agave or something
Right: ice plant
Agave
Bomb has been planted ( xdddd plant- ed)
I have one on my front lawn
do you seriously sketch or did you just do a random drawing and if you really sketch could you send one ?
btw I'm just gonna repost some forest pictures I took today
Well it's more like doodling, dunno if it counts.
Marshmallow tree
Berry
hmm better than nothing no ?
Yes, elderberry.

The agave I drew basically with no reference, only my prior knowledge of drawing such plants, while I did use some reference with the ice plant
I love those plants 
I hate how they're toxic and that you can basically only just turn the flowers into cordial or use the berries to make wine.
Elderberries also make some good throat medicine and flu stuff.
Btw there's this plant which has flowers that look like a bunch of brains (Celosia argentea var. cristata). It's related to spinach and beets, interestingly enough
It's actually a bunch of really small flowers packed together
Oh hey I have that in front of my house
My mother said they're called Dracula's plant or smth along that line
In English it's commonly known as cockscomb due to the generally superficial resemblance to the comb or wattles chickens have.
Plumed cockscomb looks a bit less weird
yo y'all selling weed ?
oh
For a second I thought "were the people who named these horny?"
Im back what did I miss
the flora
Opinions
🙂
Bear mod now?
Cingrats! You just won an iphone, please give me your credit card infornations!
Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1KkVR-MFEE
Video edited by me: Zoltive
hes the chosen one.
Yes
How
Bug irl
Humans finally getting nerfed 
You are a fucking human
ryk
Ryk
Yes
Hi
ryk is a very short person
Tall enough for ur mom😂 🤣
oh that's good
Im joking
you better not be

hey is there a way to change language in the isle?
Anyone know how to force your laptop to use non integrated graphics when not plugged in?
Change your language in steam
What
but I already have english on steam
Then its buggy
damn
Change it from power saving mode to gaming mode or whatever its called?
I would have to translate all of this if I wanted to show my settings 
Unless you have a potato, older laptops don't have power saving settings as advanced as newer ones
But then your battery will last maybe an hour which is why they make you plug the laptop in
Buggy
There's no settings like that
You should be able to mess with the battery settings by clicking the battery charge indicator in your taskbar. If you don't have those settings it won't show up ya
Basically, my laptop has integrated graphics and a actual graphics card, it uses the integrated graphics when unplugged, and I want to change that.
Google is cool so I'm gonna go check if Google has any answers
Integrated card is the default if the actual gpu is unplugged
Googled for a while, only way to change it is to disable nvida optimus I'm pretty sure, and for some reason they don't allow you to for most laptops.
However it's a laptop so maybe try this minus the plugging cables into the motherboard thing
Thanks gek
yes
Is this real life
Why is she on my bed
She looks disgusted 💀
Does she hates u
I don't let her chew her feet
And shes being bitch about it. Oh yeah, typicalo woman
I like all women get pretty mad when I'm not allowed to chew my feet tbh.
Are you a woman
💀💀💀
Shes you but dog
did anyone else get a message from a bot? (i assume its a bot, blocked them)
Tell it to a mod
It is.
ah okay
Better, hold on.
Zod wtf. Are u stalking
Don't reply to them
i didn't, dont worry lol
alright, one sec
To get the ID, right-click their name in the chat and give me the 16-20 digit string.

So cool
Bot deleted.
good riddance
That will be 1.588$
I see
Can admins see the reactions people put?
I dont understand you
You know when you put a reaction to someone's message
Can the admins see who put it?
Like this
💀💀I'm in trouble
Yep.
Uh oh
I swear, @teal storm. If you make me audit your messages and reactions there will be no survivors.
I'm not sure. Did something bad happend
yeah, any message with a reaction on it you can see who reacted with it by clicking on the 3 dots for more options when you hover over the top right of a message
I dunno, you tell me. >:|
Angry emote
I'm so scared
holy shit you are w terrible person
I know. Its not even funny. I'm gonna get kicked I can tell
I cant tell if you wre being srs or not.
So remove the reaction, ya fart.
The damage has been done. I must go
Fart. WHO USES FART as a word. Vietnam veteran
I have to say 'Fart' because I can't say the things I used to. People complained and Punch told me not to.

It's why we don't say "Brick" anymore, even though I've been using it in a Moderator sense for like... 14 years.
Isle admins said bad words to me wtf🤬 🤬 🤬
I'm still allowed to curse. I just can't reference certain things anymore.
i dont have a profanity filter at all. i swear my head off.
may brick forever rest in peace
I miss it every day 
🧱
Zod, you think of us like your unwanted children?
Like "The beatings will continue until morale improves". A pretty common saying for military environments (probably the Navy, honestly). We can't use it anymore because it triggered someone's childhood memories.
Honestly Ryk. I don't think about you guys when I'm not here. So... I guess kinda like my Dad did to me. I guess in a way.
Well thats sad. The second part
Alright gamers, what PC should I get to play the Isle?
NINDENTEO SWITCH
RIP Brick
That's in my Fan Art folder now.
Ben
Ben
maybe instead of bricking
the isle mods just sic laser ben on you
Ok
Zod where you shocked when Ben turned out to be a female?
Ben was always female.
I NEVEr KNEW OKAY
Ben is based on the female skin set of the Dilo.
But like the Jurassic Park dinosaurs... things change, my dude.

Taste the paste.
(Since people actually listen to my opinions for some dumb reason, I have to say this: DON'T EAT GLUE. THIS IS A JOKE)
Oh shiet, I almost ate it Wtf!!🤬 🤬
Saved your life.
You're welcome. You owe me 35.99USD, Ryk.
I only have 1000$, thats enough?
Too much. Go spend money and come back.
I bought glue
Then glue
no no- the trick is to get into more life threatening events that'll jack up the bill

Is this redwood
Yea
No. Its green
So wich one
redwoods my beloved
Im your beloved or the redwood
ok
Bye
ok
_ _
:(
Only gods can see it.

yes
But I can see it >:y
I am a creator of those videos. STARDENBURDENHARDENBART Cat Calling in different languages (German always works).#shortsMy Insta: g.catt.charmercat, cats, la...
@rough hollow
Clean it up, chop chop 
No u

what da dog doin
You are under arrest
This should be against the rules 
corno
Dont use default emojis criniti
you mom's a default emoji

🍞
See, she hits me!! Im going to write a negative reviiew!


That's my dog breed(not the corn)
lol they're good dogs, need lots of excercise
I would never guess that your dog isnt a corn
wait...You dog isn't a corn!? 

she's beautiful
Awe thank you ^w^
Nice dryo
🌭
Burger
Burgir
Hello Fat.pgieon
Hi rlk
Hows ur mom
how’s ur mom
Okay u wun
:(
I hate it. Ask what do I hate
What do you h
Who ever did this, grrr
Ok
you can hover over the reaction and it says who done it
on mobile you long press the reaction
Snitchin’ simulator
thanks
Omg fat noegip
noegip
Where update 4 
now play bigger utah again
2 quid
4 quo
Fly me too the moon,let me play amongst the stars. Let me see what life is like on jupiter and Mars.
In other words..
F**k off
Too late gotta sleep
Wait bigger utah means allo and allo bad so No.
I forgot they did a server wipe and we don’t have our carnos anymore
I still do
wait what server was it
Mine was gone and they did another and somehow it’s back
oh you guys play on eu good to know 
:)))))
You guys play the isle now I know who to block
everyone
Yes starting with you
Nice
Yeah like twice a month
it's time to grow my ptera on here to stalk you :))))))
Yo foster _ _ _ _
that's still pretty often for my standards
I crashed onto pigeon and made em fall to deinos 
haha
I crash
Hello RyK
Then some dumb ptera did that to me but it died and i somehow escaped
lol
Sure
I managed to win with chip today 
Chip your momma
I've already done that
Same but stocks
btw guys miracle happend
Unexpected
who's joe momma
Joe momma!
Please behave guys! 🙂
don't you think you should lose some weight?
Yes
mama joe
Yeah. I’ll call myself the skinny pigeon
;
Grrr why no picture load!?
Bad internet
I'll ask my neighbours to get better Internet
yes
ask them
@rough hollow
@rough hollow
Fucking lightclaw is that you
yes
Thanks
@teal storm
I hate
@rough hollow
Ping!!1!
Grrre
@rough hollow fuck you
What pig
@rough hollow > I hate this person right here
P
I am trying to watch Minecraft yogscast >:(
Same
Make acro have a diet like cera
yes
Ark vs isle

doubloons?
10,000
ah
gold
:ٓ
ت
_ _

_ _
SaoulZod in vc
he is playing the isle
He doesnt like you
alright
Im joking xdxd
hi
Cool
Exdee
maybe
ok
ok
fine
K
fine

Finantional pressure
Zod
yo
Doind
Saoul Person
Gheobhaidh tú bás
sad
hungry minmi
Happy
Warning! Do not breath oxigen! I saw people breathing for 80-90 years and now they are dead. Thank me later

Unfortunate occurrence
I’m not breathing Rn
I’m holding it I
Thanks
n
I
Gtg





