#offtopic-discussion
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just made this

sends to #isle-discussion 
we do a little trolling
incase anyone wants to cause chaos
nooooooooo
So i’ve had my laptop for half a day now, its decent.
It runs evrima pretty well
Nice
Hi
new dlc
The isle
the isle for the isle
seel
He is fucking dead
That’s what I want
remorse
idk how to feel about this one
That’s actually horrifying wtf
Wtf is that
Spinos deformed cousin
Idk juvie sucho is weird
Who made the model
It’s cute until you look at it from that angle
Why did they not check for that from the front

i was sitting with it and decided to just zoom in on its face

Guys what should i eat
edibles
Should i eat a hotdog
mmm hotdog
k
Burger vs Hotdog
Burgers
Good
borger
Yellow named person is typing
I found a loophole to play the isle on "console" 
https://youtu.be/oLtiRGTZvGM
We went to Valve's office to go hands-on with its new handheld gaming PC, the Steam Deck. IGN's own Bo Moore goes in-depth on how its controller feels, its desktop mode, its price and models, and a whole lot more.
The Steam Deck, is a handheld gaming PC with a form-factor similar to that of a Nintendo Switch. No hard release date has been given...
Wow thought that would be an essay smh
I want that thing.
Ill tell you guys when the hotdog is done
Thought you were going to go into the physiology and phenomenon of the isle
the isle mobile
^
Die
Path of Titans you mean?
Path of assriding but worse
I kinda like bob
sometimes
hi
are you playing the isle
shameful sin
fucking pterananso
pteransidansnsodn
pteranosaurus
WTF ANIME!!!
Pterosaurus
Ceratosaurus Nasicornis
I am
why are you thinking of bat
^
Bat Pigeon
avaceratops mains
rise






ah hell naw why spuntbone sad for



Disappointed sucho

You will die
You will die alone
ah thats a good one
what do you plan to accomplish with your limited knowledge
@spice zephyr Can you DM me every one
lol sticker "you will die alone"

il make it smaller
Thank you kind Benji
how small does it have to be
Under 500kb
ah ok
haha shant
What about
You have failed to perform the most simple of tasks
Or "most basic tasks" if it fits better
Nice
bro someone help me
my mic dont work and my headphones are playing some weird new york best selling thing
like my headset is plugged into my pc but its talking on something else
Check your input/output in your sound settings
I did
Are they also Bluetooth headphones?
there both using my headset but my headset itself is talking by playing something and it's like the mic isn't connected to me
and no there not
Ah cause if they're also Bluetooth it's possible someone is connected to em using bluetooth
im still dying from this
But since they're not Bluetooth 🤷♀️

I have like a whole cord with a USB plugged into my pc
You don't have any programs running in the background? Or windows playing ads?
Hmmmm
and I'm not muted my headset is like talking on something else and not picking up my voice
Have you tried fully shutting down your PC and then turning it back on?
Full scan on your computer for viruses?
yep
nice
And you checked your device settings in your computer settings, which is different from discord settings
yes
LOL
Ya, I have no idea sorry :(
I have another one that's as good as you will die alone
"No one will remember you"
XD
Idk if you have one, but a picture of a pue above a Dino about to stomp them to death with "no one will remember you" would be really good
Lol it would be so mean to do that with a pue picture since it's not going to be in evrima 
Just remember to DM me every one when you're finished
i know
I will pay you four cheetos
Everything you know is a lie
If you have a picture of 4 orange dinos "4 cheetos!? That's a bargain!!" 
Or ya know, anything that fits
so many requests, speedrun
Take your time :P
the font makes it more comedy

herrera would have been perfect for "4 cheetos"
if they were all males, otherwise there would be a moldy cheeto

those are kinda cheetos
only 1 is safe to eat, 2 are moldy and one is ashes with butter
ok time to spam them all to fuzzy
Oh god why
It’s scuffed.
BUT
Carno
@spice zephyr you are a fucking mastermind
this ones my favorite so far
Better than the Scat me

that one is my favorite too lmfao
bruh its a nice screenshot of v3 and theres just you will die alone
Oh this is the Eyeless gameplay
and this one LMFAO 
LOL
I shouldn’t but
i like this one too
Good gosh that’s cursed
you should be illegal as a person
His Fucken face is perfect



Pain and suffering
I broke myself
this is art
I can’t stop but I want to

what is that video
when someones down i just pull up the
pain
So am I more illegal now
you are invalid
Bilbo singing
hmm yes, more contributers

I want to stop but it’s just so fun
Nvm I want to die now
I AM THE FUCKING SCAT MAN
DO IT
I can do 2 of em
PLEASE NO
DO IT
Ye
PLEASE NO
DO IT
GOD HAVE MERCY
Give me another Troodon head
DO IT
How about Herrera
do for this
this
This looks more scuffed than anything I’ve ever seen…

Ye it doesn’t like troodon
damn I didnt know that troodon can sing with its throat, it has better vocal cords than i thought
That’s an understatement
no, it likes troodon. Troodon just has good vocal cords
NOW DO HERRERA
Like wtf

It’ll be scuffed but okidoki

no
show me troodon animation for eating
i dont have it 
well find it
bruh



Just search it on YouTube
Good gosh it hates herra…
EW
perfect lemur hera


I didn't add the text, it's in game
Hey crin

U wanna see something awful?
HOW
however I did take the screenshot
as long as it's not against the rules
I don’t think it is it’s just dondi singing
DEATHPIT...

How do you feel about Run singing “I’m a barbi girl.” 
deathpit
Im sorry what
who?
oh that run
Oh god
IT HAS TEETH
lemme just turn my volume waaaay down real quick
Magy pimpin’
that's interesting
I’m so sorry crin


As you can see Criniti, we found an app…
offtopic is cursed
My face hurts so much
im going to hide in isle discussion
you cant hide
Lmfao
We made crin die

@spice zephyr I made my own
I have alot of herrera pictures xD
if you can think of a good caption, you can crop and use this one I have too
hiding only reduces your chance
You only prolong the inevitable
you dont know what reality is
You are less significant than the dirt we walk on
You arent meaningfull
ima add a quote, who got suggestions

You are nothing but sustenance
I was thinking something along the lines of "imaginary cage" but idk
oh, This wall only gives you more final moments, or somethin
I'm working on a different one rn
I tried to make Spino sing and it put a mouth on its jaw..


the imprisonment of cold steel only saves you from the imprisonment of flesh
epic !!!!
“I am epic”
you are easy to manipulate
Snacks I am so sorry

you will die in a cage of your own design
This tribal face is fuckin’ great
You all are getting much better results than I am
However I am also using non human faces
This is anguish
burn it

I’m not sorry

Hey Benji, ever notice that your pfp could possibly work with the app
im going to boil you
Fair
Took me a hot minute because I had to photoshop out 3 nametags
debating just putting #Squad on this one
wheres ava, was it too big 
there were only 3 of us
to make it better...I'll just surprise you
PUNCH
To dead
Dang it I want to play legacy again just to play as Taco, Oro, and velo again
When Allo was good


last one for me tonight
yes
i cant believe benji still making these
you should make ones with corpses instead of alive dinos 
i hope this is you

Mangled
why
ok im done for now
Spiro yeah
spirobot
YOOOOOOO
YOOOOOOOO
Hi
Hi
Bye
Hi
.

hah
I was attacked in my sleep
pretty sure I can outrun a 8 year old.
hah in your dreams maybe 

@willow flint 

nah but serious they are
that's why I can't help but laugh when they trip while running around
like holy just saw a kid screaming like hell sometimes i hate our goverments should have allowed us to "lecture" them kids better
||birdshot||
so a fellow person that laughs at little kids 
Laughing at kids is what got kept me motivated in school 
||though even that isn't enough anymore
||
lul the thing is i have a really ugly laugh like its that villainous laughter
and even wen i dont mean it like that it seems like im making fun of someone
and I LOVE It
I don't have that problem because I always make fun of others 
u are the chosen one
I am a menace.

welp i am currently drawin some old man wanna see ?
ye
aight
why does that face already seem familiar?
? in what way
idk just something about it
i am drawing him he looks so fascinating (i generally love old people)
nice.
I get where you're coming from
where ?
I mean I get where you're coming from with: "he looks so fascinating"
||also turkey
||
ah
i am a kurd i dont actually have a home land
well I guess we're from the same country
so i live in DEUTSCHLAND
same.
you are a kurd ???
i live in Suomi which is unepic
Sry but where is Suomi ?
no I'm like 1/4th american and 3/4th german
By near I mean crammed in between
not epic.
i am like 1/4th turk 2/4 kurd/iraqi and 1/4 Arab so im a mix
big mix.
squish.
?
?
nice ancestry
its black ?
anyways what? ||
||
oh 
:)
damn...
it's an uncomfortable topic.
I believe Touch tried doing it
if you want an idea on what I am
I am literally an average male body
ye sure
chad.
I wish
soooo ? from which country wait let me guess around 6 feet, and 80 kg ?
ding ding ding
chad is a mindset.
bam just call me Nihilus
then I'll try
80kg of pure muscle.
i am made out of pure fat
fun fact.
I'm trying to go under that
at least you'll never drown.
hmm why ? you seem balanced not tooo op but not to low
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlEO7kc39No
@rough hollow yours
Qui Gon, Obi Wan, and Mesa join Boba in the Polynesian Spa
Mesa got the greenscreen from: @Chewie's Meme Town
#TrySomethingNew #PolynesianSpa #GunganSpa
go for it
I believe in you.
thank you lol
||op
||
I'm going to try and mod myself into a merc (for isle not real life)
are you not happy with yourself ? i mean i am pretty underweight so sometimes they make fun of me but i dont care since i have a six pack 😎
damn i wish i could mod too
No, I'm happy with myself.
but there is always a need for improvement
80 kg seems fine for someone that is 180cm instead try doing sports you will look like you weigh less and you will look more sexy
and muscly
I don't think I've ever been underweight 
oh you cant ?
well seems fine too but dont over do it it can be unhealthy
I mean, I can exercise.
However, transport is fun
but i cheer for you
I mean it worked
I use to way 20kg more last year
if it worked than cheers 🥳
trust me.
Gym was my friend
and I don't have to do anything cuz I weight 63kg and am 191cm tall so I'm underweight 
especially when lockdown vanished for a few months until recently
so 100 ? hmm my cousin weighs 90 kg and is 180 tall but he is so bulky that it looks normal
pretty much

lul i am 52kg and 175cm
that's way better trust me lol
man you are TALL you can bitch slap people with your dong
seems good maybe loose another 8 kg ? or do sports ?
that's a normal weight
I actually lost weight since I can't go to the gym anymore 
same
i have that obsession of having to weigh as much as tall you are basically 180 - 80 kg, 170 - 70 kg
it was a mindset thing
I’m 170 ish cm 64 kg is that good-
yes definitely better than me
ye
yes
I'm trying to get motivated again but idk

i am also doing sports everyday so gaining weight is kinda hard 😅
well I mean, you can count most of my ribs....
this.
unless protein
and I'm sitting hard on my chair all day 
ok old man
I have no real appetite when I don't work out.
unrealistic beauty standard 
nah like just 10-30 min before going to sleep 50 push ups, 1 min planks... basically from everything 50 or more
10 min shadow boxing
it's easier to say
oh I do only 30 push ups and 20 sit ups, but I started doing it like 2 months ago with no form
I can't even sit still...
but when push comes to shove.
I do try
I think I will move to 40 push ups soon
all that shit at first it was hard but after a while i did it so easily that it got a habit
and muscle was built
and then you played the isle
and then everything went downhill
and it's gone now, reduced to atoms
and then I watched Loki
thats good (without form) i currently can do 50 pushups at once and around 50+ situps 5 min planks i am pretty strong for my weigh class but i still get easily bested by my friends that weigh 20 kg more
I find sit-ups easy
yes same
I don't think sit-ups are worth it ngl
good for abs
why ?
I don't, I die after them
i love doing russian twists it doesnt hurt my neck and back as much and is just as efficient
more pain.
oh yes
fair enough
oh no at once I do only 15
maybe 20 now
its actually quite fun dont know why
butterfly sit ups 
the only reason I work out before sleep is cuz I always wanted to work out regurarly, but since I'm too lazy for that, I just work out everytime before shower
thats good too ngl
i also did that for a while
the thing is it easily turns into a habit and thats not such a good thing
yes
why
shut up nerds, talk about games and reading. fucking gym nerds
fuck you ryk, give me your fav dinos
the best way to do sports is not to get motivated every time but instead finding a good and healthy routine
based on what
don't DM RyK
RyK will send you videos
oh will he now
yes, but I send RyK some back 
based on what you like, smth like, I like rugops cuz it looks cool and I like abelisaurids or smth
as an example WHENEVER i did a basic workout i directly went and took a shower it costed a lot of money and basically enabled me to do anything after i took the shower. its better to shower at night or before going to sleep
too late, I've done that earlier already
irl? isle?
the isle roster
oh no
I was gonna say spino before you said that.
wanna have my top 5 ?
wait you didn't give me your favs too
the whole roster
all 56

give
BUT I DONT KNOW HOW THE DINOSAURS WILL WORK IN EVRIMA. IDK WICH WILL BE FUN AND whatNOT.
RyK moment
Irl dino in the isle roster
where's the list 
YES

design
then just fucking say that foniu? I will emp your mom's house

give me a sec I will try to find it
🤮
lol
Acrocanthosaurus
Albertosaurus
Allosaurus
Ankylosaurus
Austroraptor
Avaceratops
Baryonyx
Beipiaosaurus
Brachiosaurus
Brontosaurus
Carnotaurus
Camarasaurus
Ceratosaurus
Compsognathus
Deinocheirus
Deinosuchus
Diabloceratops
Dilophosaurus
Dryosaurus
Gallimimus
Giganotosaurus
Herrerasaurus
Homalocephale
Hypsilophodon
Kentrosaurus
Maiasaura
Magyarosaurus
Megalania
Minmi
Monolophosaurus
Mosasaurus
Oviraptor
Orodromeus
Pachycephalosaurus
Pachyrhinosaurus
Parasaurolophus
Plateosaurus
Protoceratops
Psittacosaurus
Pteranodon
Quetzalcoatlus
Rauisuchus
Rugops
Shantungosaurus
Spinosaurus
Stegosaurus
Styracosaurus
Suchomimus
Tenontosaurus
Therizinosaurus
Titanoboa
Triceratops
Troodon
Tyrannosaurus rex
Utahraptor
Velociraptor
roster
plus carcharo and coryto
Wall
lord.
Sussy Baka wall
🤮
I don't know
😳

wait what?
they will be probably skins but still counts
Gorgosaurus 
okay.
Giga skin and para skin
Charchar is confirmed as a Giga “variant” and Cory was confirmed by kissen, though we don’t know if it’s a skin or smth (probably is)
aight.
well I guess I'll try to make a top 5 or something now. @next shoal
12 ton dinosaur mom 
ok go on
Isn’t edmonto the 14
Or is that shitter 16 tons
I just know shant is 2 tons less
Day one million of waking up with not highlighted isle phase two.
Oh damn edmonto really is huge
get used to it kid
edmonto is 2 tons heavier than shant?
It’s American, what did you expect? 
Already am, kid.
Cruel
thanks for calling me kid.
Hambugue.

Birds
Well, the non-Avian dinosaurs
like meat

Most theropods would probably taste meh. I’ve heard that most predatory animals don’t taste that good but I’m sure there are many exceptions
Yeah, Gator tastes great for instance
And bear
Yooo RyK got the day right

What is the time in Australia
2021
top 5 would probably be:
1.Kentro
2.Cerato
3.Pachycephalo
4.Dilo
5.Pachyrhino
||unless they fuck it up ofc||
thanks
Pachyrhino vs Pachychephalo 
Ok that’s just impossible pal check the calendar we are living in 2007 there’s no way Australia is that far ahead in time 🤣🤣
if only.
yo would be 5 years old in 2007
I’d be 1 
I would actually be 4
why do you think I want to go back there.
Good guess
fucking baby, go watch minimax
But this time you were wrong 
Wtf is minimax
^
Probably something from England
its a kid's channel in EU for some countries
Close enough
Fuck EU 
Fuck you
Europe moment
ye of course
What specific country in the EU do you hail from


he probably has too short legs to run soo
NOTE: you are being judged
Germany.
The country that had the worse faith after WW
lmao
I hate censoring.
Do u live in/nearby any famous/big cities 
So do I 
and after its the small redline inside
poland, the one that didn't exist on map few times
Stuttgart is the closes
yoink.
yep, harshest punishment 
Cool 🇵🇱
ye, not it's not cool 
I have to sleep because it’s 5 am, but I leave you with Monke.
I now know that chip is 5 hours ahead of me
who needs sleep?
He is either on the east coast of Canada or the east coast of the United States
and 6 hours behind me
^
Wtf!1!!!1!!1! How do you live in the future !!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!

I am now going to track down chip 
technology.
please do.
well, if you think I'm patriotic, I will kill you

I don’t
good
~~I feel like the only people that really defend their country are americans
~~
And British people when arguing with Americans
true I guess
Also Canadians when arguing with Americans
oh no no, poles too, I just hate them lol, they're so fucking annoying when I see pole in league I dodge, and I never use polish language on there
Would you move to a different country?
Curious
I don't think I've ever seen anyone defend poland lol
not really or depends
what I have seen enough of though is people hating on germany lmao
well I'm probably the only pole you have met 
I think it would be cool to live in country with rich history 
wait what
about that.
where do you live
Germany.
oh well
Ignore the last century 
they must have been weird then 
some people apparently still think it's 1945
idc about things like countries etc to the point where I don't ask someone if they are pole or smth, just where do they live
one day someone will say they live in your town lmao

Ignore them
they are fools
so for me it's kind of annoying how ppl can't live where they want with filling certain documents etc, but on the other side I understand why does it work like that
there are 3 types of people when you mention that you're german
- the ones that flip their shit and start calling you a plethora of things
- the ones that think all of Germany is wearing Leather Pants
- what I like to call "Human beings"
thats a cool monkey
I like living in my country 
how dare you.
3rd ones are weird tho 
hate it rn 
they're all weird 
Although I really want to see other countries. I’ve never been out over seas or over borders.
the 3rd ones keep asking me for beer.
I've been in like 6 countries
yes.
oh damn I will write them in polish and you'll translate them for yourself ok?


I’ll try
Wielka Brytania, Tunezja, Słowacja, Belgia, Francja, Chorwacja, Węgry, Holandia
I'm seeing Belgium, Slovakia, France, Holland.
Italy
yes
Tunisia
Ah
plus Italy
Do you remember what part of Italy you were in?
Modena
here
Nice
I always thought I would like to visit Australia but then I remembered how many spiders skorpions etc are there 
Neither do I most times
I do 
but putting your foot in a shoe and getting bitten does sound kinda shit ngl

Mfw the closest I’ve been to visiting Europe is playing kingdom come deliverance 
what if I tell you that I pick up spiders with my bare hands.
I don't know if it's a phobia or not but I would need 2 meters stick to touch the the smallest ones
Might be a phobia if you are being genuinely serious with that statement
that does kinda sound like a mild case of arachnophobia
maybe a meter one
or a box, but that's only for the small ones and it would still be hard
I mean we don't really have any venomous spiders
Neither do we but we have plenty of tarantulas
ye ik
the worst thing they can do is give the equivalent of a bee sting (I think)
neat.
Yeah

U guys have venomous snakes tho right
ok I will be going now cya
I love animals of most kinds
Cya
none that are dangerous to humans tho iirc
Adios.
Interesting
We have quite a few over here
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, etc.
30 species of venomous snakes here
23 of those are rattlesnakes
odd flex
I always forget about cottonmouths
There’s at least one venomous snake in all but 3 states
at the end of the day the snakes want nothing to do with us so 
True that
boars on the other hand..
Wild boars
I feel like I've lost all fear of animals at this point.
one day I'll get mauled by something.
Laughs in great white shark, big cat, and many others
Not that great white sharks are inherently hostile but
yeah
I always imagine one wrong move around a great white can end badly idk
I don't really have an ocean near me soo
I've never had a encounter with any kind of shark
I have one like 20 minutes away
I bet they are tasty 
I do
I used to.
before the incident 
This incident being allergies or?
no just me suddenly not liking fish anymore
I see
so I stopped eating it.
I grew up eating it
Not in the sense that it was the only thing I ate for a while but I ate it enough to be able to say that
Farm?
no.
The countryside?
I mean I used to visit one during summer break but it was a lot of pets mainly
Ah
I don't get people that run away from dogs 
I’ve never seen anyone do that
I may have almost lost my eye to one but w/e
I met a lot of people during school that really didn't want to be anywhere near my house
might've been because of the rottweiler lol
Aw
yeah
she used to be a guard dog for a junk yard
so she may or may not have been a bit more aggressive than your average dog 
It's not like she was hyper aggressive tho
She was nice around the family tho right
Ah yeah
you couldn't let her intimidate you 
My family has owned several dogs over a long period of time
yeah same
Currently own 7
not that many in my case lol
2 of them are staying on some land owned by a friend
but we basically always had at least one pet
neat
I named one of those two so I was quite frustrated when they decided to send him there
dafuq is goin on here
Nothing just chatting
seems fine


All but one of them are pit bulls
jesus.
je sus = amogus
American pit bull terriers 💪🙏
I like pit bulls. They have big, dumb square heads.
I heard a lot of people are afraid of pit bulls
ever had an experience like that?
Not at all. I’ve never owned the stereotypical pitbull breed. All of mine look different from the stereotype/common image and were bred/descended from dogs that we knew/had knowledge of
However
Our only female got out and bit a neighbor when she was younger but fortunately the neighbor was understanding and had some experience with pitbulls himself
why did she bite the neighbor?
He was walking his small dog
She is aggressive towards other dogs (exceptions are her two sons living with us)
well.
Some dogs just don't like other dogs. Kinda like people, but more extreme.
I've never had a dog that was particularly aggressive towards other dogs
She’s very good around the house tho. If anyone walks through the door (welcomed/invited) she’ll go no further than barking.
yeah but people deserve to be hated 
Life gets better after High School. Lol
the barking is often enough to make people that have no experience shit themselves lol
I'm already past High School
I've been scammed 
My dog barks his head off, but he's trying to get people's attention so they pet him. He's a big, dumb idiot.
She’s attacked our two other boys tho so she has to be let out separately

Fortunately so far tho her sons are tolerant for now
interesting.
He's an Oorang Airedale. They're kinda all legs and activity.
He's great until he gets moving. Terriers don't have a "slow" mode. He's 100% at all times.







surprises
kapwing

