isle-discussion

[surreal shadow]

Biology tells me that dinosaurs are just animals so we can actively hunt them yaya!

[slow lintel]

cool thing

[keen scaffold]

i hope this will be the thing

[misty harbor]

They will, just like some real life animal do.
You wont have any .50 btw.
Good luck killing a freaking carno with a 9mm and 8 ammo

[analog turret]

I can make dinosaurs walk like a man, so it also real!

[slow lintel]

is your game running now?

[slow lintel]

yes deer.

[surreal shadow]

Nah I’ll stick w my AP557

[stone tiger]

What are you saying or implying?

[leaden cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/jurassic-park-1993-gallimimus-jp-steven-spielberg-gif-8873406984985698854

[brisk tulip]

Just like Humans, heh? 😄

[glossy harbor]

Almost all herbivores are available to play on the server except for the trike and carnivores, only 3 species to choose from. Coincidence? I don't think so. Petit pieds👍

[analog turret]

Behold, the jovial trike as he walked in the Cretaceous

[surreal shadow]

Greentip

[misty harbor]

[slow lintel]

cool thing bery cool thing no go catch it today now before it escapes deer

[slow lintel]

haha not funny didnt laugh

[surreal shadow]

Say goodbye to ur 20hr full grown cama cause im gonna pump them full of lead

[slow lintel]

hmm i see

[slow lintel]

I dont

[surreal shadow]

Can’t wait to ram a humvee or truck into a poor defenseless Cera

[stone tiger]

I do not understand

[misty harbor]

The humble tree:

[keen scaffold]

maybe different calibers of guns needed for different sizes of dinos. like a 9mm will have zero effect on say carno or bigger and so on

[surreal shadow]

I’ll pin the Cera and wrap both of us around one

[analog turret]

I fear there will be a pretty big disconnect between the dinosaur play loop as a whole, and the human play loop

[stone tiger]

No 50.cal is needed if guns are realistic

[misty harbor]

Bro you will die 2 hours into the game by sanctuary bees

[glossy harbor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pKjIEGlyMA Legacy rex the best balans turn radius

[surreal shadow]

That’s what they said about ark but yk what being in an alpha tribe is boring

I want to kill player Dino’s not ai 🤖

[chilly burrow]

Nah, I want my 20mm Anti-Tank rifle to explode troodons

[misty harbor]

It is, exept it aint ARK
And I also want to kill player human

[keen scaffold]

tried ark, unistalled and refunded lol

[surreal shadow]

Omg troodons perfect little dudes to strap 4c too

[analog turret]

No way you’s are hitting troodons with how zippy they are

[surreal shadow]

Then game on I’ll see you on the battlefield whenever human is done

[misty harbor]

You wont see me

[vague zinc]

hope we get a nice SMG option or two

[keen scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/abell46s-reface-john-cena-gif-18864860

[chilly burrow]

Jokes aside, I also don’t think there should be these kind of fat guns, Humans should still fear at least the big carnis

[stone tiger]

You would die
The Isle right now if guns would be added you would experience dropping dead from seemingly nothing

[keen scaffold]

the guns should be rare and hopefully in random places

[stone tiger]

You won't be killing humans you just die as a reptile who has no clue at all

[surreal shadow]

I’m hoping Dondi adds thermal goggles cause I ain’t getting ambushed unless I want to which usually means bomb vest or bunch of c4 on my body

Human running at a Dino with a detonator in his hand

[keen scaffold]

nope, you get a flashlight with everready batteries

[chilly whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855527844670865438/1309389206442999879/caption-1.gif

[manic fulcrum]

Here’s a grand idea. We don’t base guns on realism because they don’t need to be. Just make them strong without being oppresive

[chilly burrow]

The entire point of Gen 2s is horror aspect, no? Giving them too much power just turns it into a hunting game

[surreal shadow]

I’ll find c4 and trap a body with it

[misty harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/good-twice-pride-double-fall-gif-8046560

[keen scaffold]

thats devious. arent you ashamed?

[stone tiger]

They would have to be realistic to be balanced

Because guns would be balanced by ammunition and skill

[surreal shadow]

No I’ll also do that to baby Dino’s so when they grow they will still be concerned about the 2-4c4 I put on them never knowing when I’ll press the button

[stone tiger]

Scoring a killshot especially on a moving animal is not easy.
I did it in irl

[surreal shadow]

Farm to table Dino meat

[brisk tulip]

as far as i know they planned humans to hunt dinosaurs and put them into cages. at least theay created assets for this,,once.

[keen scaffold]

humans will want a-10s

[manic fulcrum]

Would they though? Something like a stegosaurus is gonna be unable to avoid someone who decides to shoot it. It should take like 4 people & a lot of bullets to kill a Rex or Stego

[analog turret]

I’d be cool if they were a bit more about stopping power than just damage
A body shot with a pistol to something like troo would knock it on its ass and probably injure it a lot, less so for Omni which would need something with more kick like a shot gun

[manic fulcrum]

I shouldn’t be able to walk up to a stego and just pop its head off

[stone tiger]

Guns would need to be lethal on larger dinosaurs as well not being just a "large bite"

[misty harbor]

But why would they anyway?
Why would they waste precious ammo shooting (loudly) a damn stegosaurus?

[surreal shadow]

Nade Right into a rexes mouth before I die

[keen scaffold]

i think youd need a large caliber gun for a large dino

[stone tiger]

No ot shouldn't
It could only take one bullet even if its not a killshot the Stego would eventually die

[chilly burrow]

I thought the cages where from a point in the past, when the company that build everything and made the dinosaurs still controlled it, so just lore stuff

[analog turret]

For fun, and also the stego player may be trying to kill the human for fun

[junior topaz]

did they?

[keen scaffold]

you wont kill an elephant with a 9mm irl

[stone tiger]

Its not about fun it's about survival

[chilly burrow]

Say that to a player

[vague zinc]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855527844670865438/1214238015640313886/12_Gauge_1.mp4?ex=65f86246&is=65e5ed46&hm=88c993dffd209af4c1c60a22c0f52d7329b125d98e79bd6bad6ef3ddfc93708d& stego exists:
That one guy cosplaying pathfinder from primal:

[surreal shadow]

9mm would body a dryo or troodon tho

[misty harbor]

Tho it only take a couple troodon and they are dead.
Good luck shooting what you can see

[chilly burrow]

WHY DO I ALWAYS ONLY PING WHEN I DON‘T WANT TO

[manic fulcrum]

And is that remotely balanced?

[keen scaffold]

agreed

[analog turret]

In the end people play the game for fun, so people will just start fights because fighting is fun

[manic fulcrum]

Stegosaurus: cannot avoid bullets, and if it gets shot once it dies

[surreal shadow]

Sauropod tipping will be fun for humans

[analog turret]

Even trying to shoot one you can see may be hard, they are zippy wee guys

[stone tiger]

minimum .375 caliber will

[vague zinc]

mutation idea: bullet proof hide - reduced damage from fire arms - scales depnding on species/caliber etc

[analog turret]

Anky just being immune to bullets entirely

[stone tiger]

Balanced by skill and ammunition scarcity

[misty harbor]

Gun will do locational damage.
Just like every other kind of attack in the game.

I doubt it will get more realistic than that

[analog turret]

What if some guns cause fracture

[stone tiger]

I won't shed a single tear if herbivore players drop dead by experienced Gen 2 players who know they guns and knows how to aim

[chilly burrow]

So if someone stumbles upon a gun and you are just randomly the first thing he sees you are just one hit dead?

[analog turret]

So you shoot a carno in the leg with a rifle to slow it down

[vague zinc]

worth mentioning how recoil will be handled ingame, will attachments make it easier to control, with it be hard to control like we've seen in tarkov

[stone tiger]

I wish rather organ damage

[surreal shadow]

Cool guys only use explosions against apexes

[vague zinc]

agreed brother

[stone tiger]

Same how Thegoniser and horns could cause internal damage

[manic fulcrum]

I guess it entirely depends on how you obtain ammo & such. But you know there will be people who will go out of their way to just go shoot dinosaurs

The same way people will go out of their way to mixpack with people simply because it’s advantageous

[surreal shadow]

I want to blow head of a Rex w a 50bmg

[misty harbor]

Gun will jam and be broken, Dondi spoke about this once.
You will have to take care of your guns, else they break.

[vague zinc]

molotov to the mouth

[surreal shadow]

Nade launcher

[stone tiger]

As this would be one of the most rewarding hunting games on the market

[keen scaffold]

im more interested in how the mutated humans will be. ima make a mutated cannibal human to keep the population thin

[stone tiger]

Killing fellow players who play as animals tied to a completely different gameplay

[surreal shadow]

I’ll take even a single Granada and I will hold it and run at a raptor

[vague zinc]

just give me a 40k style bolter

[void marlin]

500 cera nerfs

[manic fulcrum]

But that shouldn’t be what human gameplay comes to. You should have to use your guns for defense, not hunting parties

[vague zinc]

when it comes to humans I would love some throwing weapons for close range, stealthy take downs

[stone tiger]

That's realistic but when the gun fires and hits a vital organ it could have dire consequences

[keen scaffold]

human infused with trex dna

[analog turret]

Tbh I’m hoping for some kinda human objective that does involve gathering dna of dinos

[surreal shadow]

Yk isle players it will happen mega pack of humans w guns ruling the isle

[drowsy zinc]

They gonna have guns ?

[misty harbor]

That wont be the case, else anything bitting the neck of something else would kill it lol

[analog turret]

Even if it means scavenging a dead one, or killing it

[stone tiger]

Stop using should!

You sound bossy

[vague zinc]

gathering dino DNA potentially giving you access to new mutations on your next dinosaur(s) would be kinda cool

[surreal shadow]

Biomass for cloning

[stone tiger]

Preemptive Self Defence?

[vague zinc]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/855527844670865438/921631708950982686/unknown.png?ex=69b0fa6a&is=69afa8ea&hm=4358dfe3c0d8b92ebcac73fba967423d8fa45d3378edc7a5ab03fa0d592db3cd&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=375&height=300 average human experience - not my SS I just have it

[craggy ridge]

Mans got bumper stickered

[leaden cobalt]

Hi

[analog turret]

I reckon humans players will spend a lot of time just hunting Dino players for fun, regardless of limited ammo

[stone tiger]

I was not talking about biting I was talking about the concept of Thegonisers and Horns do internal damage.
Damage the organs of a living animal
That won't be just a simple debuff that goes away.
It would be a slow health or lethal injury

[chilly burrow]

Hello, Maverick

[leaden cobalt]

Hi seal 🦭

[grand grotto]

Hello!

[stone tiger]

I do not care about these perspective experiments

[leaden cobalt]

What’s the topic of the morning

[sterile gulch]

bro can we get a update today?

[stone tiger]

As this is one of the selling point of the game.

[keen scaffold]

humanzees in the game

[leaden cobalt]

Hi Doctor

[stone tiger]

One of the great promises

[manic fulcrum]

Humans can avoid large animals like Trex & stego by simply staying in cover and hiding. You don’t need to kill them

It’s the smaller animals that are gonna cause problems for humans because you can’t easily spot them & are capable of getting into your structures.That’s where guns should be at their best

If you wanna go out and hunt the stegos and Rex’s? Sure go ahead. But it should cost you more ammunition than you wanna spend

[craggy ridge]

Im gonna create a dinosaur hybrid like in Jurassic World, and I'm splicing Chimpanzee DNA into the mix. I want this world to burn.

[analog turret]

I want a Dino crisis 1 experience for humans where I have to get keycards and stuff to get deeper into the mystery of the isle

[grand grotto]

I like the way human gameplay will offer a completely different gameplay then what we have now

[analog turret]

I would say Dino crisis 2 (the best dinosaur game ever) but that game is an arcade shooter

[chilly burrow]

guns and humans… also I wish it were morning over here

[keen scaffold]

it surely would lol

[manic fulcrum]

Otherwise what we get is hunting parties to go massacre the nearest apex because there’s nothing they can do about it

[analog turret]

Big PC in the deeper parts of he labs showing you the location of each asset

[stone tiger]

Imagine Rust but the animals are fellow players who has hunger, health, thirst and goals independent from the human players.
But human players in Rust still required to kill animals to survive

[craggy ridge]

If youre burning high caliber rounds on small doinks like Omni you aint using high caliber right. Any .50 Cal should be used for the sole purpose of griefing some loser Rex player

[grand grotto]

Ain't the only advantage humans have are guns and are slower and weaker then 90% of the roster

[chilly burrow]

Im going to combine a snail and a galli to create the dumbest animal to ever exist

[glossy harbor]

First let them manage what they decided and then let them manage the people because they already have big problems in the game

[stone tiger]

It would be the most human thing ever if Gen 2 would be able to cook and eat dinosaur flesh

[analog turret]

Dinosaur meat is said to be bad for humans iirc

[keen scaffold]

yeah, a nice .308 round would do nicely for an adult omni

[stone tiger]

And GEN 1 would eat it too but raw or lightly burnt

[grand grotto]

Also since humans only advantage are guns which are quite loud id guess that your only means of defense as human can also attract and notify everything where you are

[analog turret]

In isle lore I mea

[stone tiger]

Yes you are right ✅️

[stone tiger]

Shame dinosaurs meat sounds and looks tasty

[analog turret]

Probably like ostrich meat

[manic fulcrum]

I’m not saying you shouldn’t rely on guns. Guns should be strong don’t get me wrong. I just want to avoid having groups go out in trucks and blast shotguns into the nearest stego because it’s funny

[keen scaffold]

trex would taste like chicken

[analog turret]

Should gets lots of tools to keep dinos away also like nets, cattle prods, gas grenades

[nimble raven]

thats pretty funny though you gotta admit lmao

[grand grotto]

Fair enough I hope they make ammo like actually rare enough that you have to preserve as much as possible

[craggy ridge]

Chimp/Skunk/Cuttlefish/Dealers choice on Dromeasaur/Sinraptor/Archaeopteryx/Struthimimus.

Speedy tree climber thats gonna annihilate your senses.

[manic fulcrum]

Something like a Omni or dilo has the small stature & agility to make it harder for humans to shoot them

A stegosaurus or Rex does not

[nimble raven]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-have-played-these-games-before-seong-gi-hun-1

[analog turret]

Also the possibility of human players killing eachother off for the loot/fun

[manic fulcrum]

That’s exactly why It’s a terrible idea. Because I’d do it

[craggy ridge]

Know what? Throw a Dolphin in there, I want this specimen to be rude by nature

[analog turret]

Huh, a skunk-esque playable

[keen scaffold]

hopefully there will be a component/crafting/repair type system for guns and ammo. and they will degrade over time

[nimble raven]

what mono should have been

[analog turret]

Could still be

Skunk/bombardier beetle niche where it just sprays horrid chemicals at you so you leave/to track you if you’re small enough for it

[craggy ridge]

Hypsi and Mono (kinda)

[craggy ridge]

Ok that is just Mono concept lol

[analog turret]

I’d like hypsis spit to be reworked into a cone

[nimble raven]

I remember people being mad about beipi being a duck instead of a porcupine like playable due to its real life counterpart

[analog turret]

Yeah that’s why I said it after the thing about mono 😄

[nimble raven]

idk I think a porcupine would be cool for a tiny tier, maybe homalo, they can just slap quills on its tail and call it a day lmfao

[keen scaffold]

they should make dryo so they can traverse between taco burrows

[leaden cobalt]

I want that announcement channel to light up right now

[nimble raven]

same bro :/

[misty harbor]

Same…

[keen scaffold]

i want a HT update \o/

[grand grotto]

guys! what should i grow today on THE ISLE!

[nimble raven]

your mom

[grand grotto]

25 days

[nimble raven]

mb that was uncalled for WAIT WHAT

[grand grotto]

24

also someone inspire me what dino should i play

[misty harbor]

Hypsi

[oak copper]

Does the MZ have to be active for it to count for prime?

[keen scaffold]

herra

[grand grotto]

um maybe not hypsi i need somthing that can like actually kill stuff

[misty harbor]

Dryo then

[grand grotto]

thank you the climbing iguana it is

[half geyser]

no

[misty harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-the-boys-s4-the-boys-season-4-homelander-sad-gif-12641831445820699332

[grand grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-superman-gif-632723218522114279

[keen scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/ha-ha-nelson-the-simpsons-gif-14411011

[analog turret]

Hypsi got or is getting alt attacks right?

[misty harbor]

Who know?

[analog turret]

I swear it was in another devlog

[misty harbor]

How many Dondibucks are you willing to bet on this?

[keen scaffold]

not sure if they fixed hypsi attack but i know it was borked

[leaden cobalt]

It would make me happy

[unreal nimbus]

how do I practice in oasis server, idk how to find it

[muted crypt]

Not dr.pepper

[glossy harbor]

pinned and caught deinoss by spino what will be the cry then . in a few seconds your deino dies muhahahahaha😈

[misty harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[steel sundial]

Agreed

[muted crypt]

What severe lack of shower does to a mf

[oblique geyser]

NOOO

[misty harbor]

Oh the misery….

[eternal sable]

As a solo raptor, what's one way to find other raptors? Spam the 1 key? lol

[grand grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-gif-3444760286513268108

[steel sundial]

Go to hotspots

[glossy harbor]

There must be an underwater rex that is mobile in the water and I'm pinning the deino so that there is balance and catching the rex and pulling it into the water please creators do it

[steel sundial]

??????

[timid quarry]

Oviraptor and bary in HT wen 😞

[stone tiger]

No ETA Asking Estimated time of arrival is against the rules

In the past people were banned because of asking for ETA

[timid quarry]

I’m not asking an eta

[stone tiger]

[tranquil furnace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1084265115400015973/1448076002470400144/20251209_171519.gif

[timid quarry]

It’s a joke

[stone tiger]

If you only make jokes you become a joke

[tranquil furnace]

or something

[timid quarry]

Precious photo

[unreal nimbus]

^?

[stone tiger]

Bary: "OI Ye ugly Hen! I thought you are a gator because of that stupid wee tail of yours ma'am"

[oblique geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-dr-pepper-get-real-get-real-meme-get-real-lol-obtain-realism-gif-566518495458360542

[glossy harbor]

😂

[timid quarry]

Oasis server? If you’re looking for an unofficial server make sure you click the unofficial option in the filter

You see officials by default

[drowsy zinc]

been a while since an update

[timid quarry]

You can also type in the name of the server and search that way as well also make sure you are on evrima branch

[stone tiger]

You make a funny conversation between the two ladies

[glossy harbor]

He looks so good💀

[timid quarry]

I imagine we will probably get a HT update by summer hopefully since it’s been a good while

[stone tiger]

If woman on woman fight called catfight

Hen on hen violence is called bird fight?

[unreal nimbus]

Ohh I didn’t know that, thank you so much ^^

[timid quarry]

No problem! Hope that helps

[light cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-hands-gif-5686777716953555005

[timid quarry]

If you are on legacy right click the isle go to betas and select “evrima” legacy will be default branch for the game for the meantime

[tranquil furnace]

omg its the osaurus

[gentle valve]

quetz)

[glossy harbor]

I wonder if they will make op spino so that rex will have a hard time fighting him or he will be a snack like the others

[void marlin]

Quetzsaurus

[grand grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/that-dr-pepa-dr-peppa-thats-good-gif-652411529370145126

[timid quarry]

Quetzsuperbirbosaurus

[void marlin]

Dislike

[unreal nimbus]

Alright thank you! I’ll go check that out

[grand grotto]

that like?

[gentle valve]

i am the number one most impactful quetz fan of our generation

[timid quarry]

Youre welcome

[somber urchin]

woag

[gentle valve]

i am quetzalcoatlus in the flesh!

[timid quarry]

Fake news

[analog turret]

Billboard

[gentle valve]

they hate us cuz they aint us mr pepper.

[void marlin]

He's so cool what's his name?

[somber urchin]

Elizabeth

[grand grotto]

i want spino/quetz NOW!

[void marlin]

Ankallodontoceratopsaurussuchus Rex

[gentle valve]

AYAY SIR!

[void marlin]

@grand grotto here is your spino

[timid quarry]

God modeing isn’t allowed smh

[void marlin]

I like Elizabeth

[stone tiger]

Wat

[grand grotto]

the only dinos on da list that idc about is kentro and para everything else is goated

[timid quarry]

I’m so excited for when we finally got bary and spoon in the game, and sucho too I guess will make finally playing aquatics worth it

[light cradle]

disrespect of kentro i not tolerated here pal 🧓

[split vine]

what list?

[grand grotto]

meh i am the drink

[sterile gulch]

bruh

[grand grotto]

the list of playable in order

[timid quarry]

Just QA QAing tbh I’m hoping we get two playables for next HT fingers crossed 🥹

[sterile gulch]

6 days with nothing is a lot

[oblique geyser]

oh

[void marlin]

The Allosaurus... Wth happened with my boy 😭

[cinder cave]

Succumbed to the glory of the yutyrannus

[graceful charm]

Watched the first two eps today and this show clears wwd 2025 astronomically

[cinder cave]

Hell yeah, I’ll have to watch it with my friends

[graceful charm]

Also the face it was doing in the mist and rain was funny af

[void marlin]

You → 🧑‍🦲 (bad)

[sterile gulch]

I wanna ask something to the devs

[cinder cave]

You speller bald incorrectly

[gusty plover]

What about Ballsbaldia?

[sick kraken]

ask me and i’ll pass it along

[oblique geyser]

Why pay attention to allo when they show this

[leaden cobalt]

Hi Ian

[void marlin]

Hello Maverick

[sterile gulch]

ask if they're going to do anything about the graphics in the game, if they're going to change the water and lighting so it looks like it did 1 or 2 years ago.

[somber urchin]

i was about to say this would make a great sticker.

[void marlin]

I was about to think

[sick kraken]

alr bro i’ll try to remember 💯

[cinder cave]

It’s already gotten great use

[sterile gulch]

tyy

[somber urchin]

ian, your pfp is very cute.

[stone tiger]

Reptiles look so silly from frontal

[void marlin]

Aww, thx. Your pfp is cute too

Should me (Ian The Fourth) take over the world?

[oblique geyser]

bird

[keen scaffold]

The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when its spelled incorrectly

[stone tiger]

Look Owlenstein!

[void marlin]

So cute

[stone tiger]

He has a beard

[void marlin]

SO CUTE

[oblique geyser]

dude i want rugosp

[keen scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/running-penguin-gif-17179030256836666962

[cinder cave]

He seems to have fallen for the stinky idiot brain fungus gambit

[unreal nimbus]

@timid quarry i have joined the unofficial server but as soon as i want to go to their discord it says the invite is expired

[stone tiger]

Seriously Caiman tooth goes through their nose when they shut their mouth?

[oblique geyser]

spino ^

[stone tiger]

[unkempt flame]

I wanted to ask about the pve servers like i know they are pve but are there any other ai animals on them like diablo or something? Or is it same like on the official ones :v

[stone tiger]

Reptiles frontal are silly

[river wharf]

quet quet quet quet

[cinder cave]

Wi wi wi

[stone tiger]

Deinosuchus be like.
Its silly

[stone tiger]

Aye aye aye 💖

[keen scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-what-crocs-gif-16072158612500032083

prime croc

[lost citrus]

I don't think any servers have diablo AI

[stone tiger]

Any dinosaurs can be an AI or custom servers?

Mustard

[drowsy zinc]

that was craxy when they were all in delta

[stone tiger]

Looks like the lad has a flatcap

[unkempt flame]

Yeah like i think playing on those servers is kinda like hard, playing trex is imposible prob like feeding only on boar and deer? Seems hard

[drowsy quiver]

We usually spawn AI dinosaurs on our own server, but not all of them fight back, some of them just walk around.

[stone tiger]

What does an AI Deinosuchus does?

[drowsy quiver]

nothing

[spark loom]

I heard juv t-rex is very fragile and weak, from what % does it get stronger?

[leaden cobalt]

40%

[drowsy quiver]

When I put it down, it stays where I put it.

[spice flume]

Hi guys

[zenith pilot]

I feel like Rex will kill the upper half of the roster and giga will kill the lower half of the roster and camera with bleed

[stone tiger]

Not even walk?

[feral shadow]

you underestimate how good bleed is

[tawny widget]

Bro when they'll release Spino?

[feral shadow]

when its ready

[feral shadow]

i like my donuts rare

[cinder cave]

I like medium rare

[oblique geyser]

what falvro

[cinder cave]

Cow

[oblique geyser]

holy cow

[leaden cobalt]

Holy fish

[leaden cobalt]

Is that Ian

[oblique geyser]

yes

[cinder cave]

Angry goblin

[feral shadow]

bnuy

[stone tiger]

Raw, just like how I love it

[drowsy quiver]

nothing

[stone tiger]

What AI animals walk or attack?

I get it an AI gator would be complex to make...

[drowsy quiver]

animals sometimes attack.

[lost citrus]

my gf is a goblin

[leaden cobalt]

[stone tiger]

But which animals?

[cinder cave]

Hell yeah

[feral shadow]

thats sick

[timid quarry]

Might have to ask an admin in their game server to DM you a link

[stone tiger]

My wife is like a Dragon

[uncut mason]

All animals tbh

[unreal nimbus]

do i walk around the map to find someone?

[stone tiger]

Ingame AI ones

[uncut mason]

Deer and boar

[stone tiger]

But the playable reptiles on a custom server spawned as AI

[uncut mason]

Galli too now I guess

[stone tiger]

Now you get the hang of it

[feral shadow]

mines an angel so yk

[bronze rivet]

No ht no bary no happy

[midnight tundra]

Alright. I got bored of it. Release the update now please.

[lost citrus]

[stone tiger]

You are in heaven?

And I am in Valhalla surviving the unpredictable nature of a monster who I love

[uncut mason]

Bipolar ?

[stone tiger]

Wat

[uncut mason]

Major Mood swings could be bipolar my sister in law has it

[final mountain]

ik other servers with high ai and high pop count and theirs is fine

[stone tiger]

No she is just a Welsh lassie with a legendary short temper what even is bipolar?

Cut out the cringe

This is a dinosaur discord server

[cinder cave]

https://tenor.com/view/spinner-shark-gif-8618612501925991834

[uncut mason]

I wonder if dinosaurs had bipolar

[stone tiger]

What does that even mean?

[uncut mason]

Is it something only sapients can get?

[stone tiger]

Why are we talking about personality disorders.
Animals do not have personality disorders as they are driven by insticts

Not my rational thoughts logic and thinking forming

[uncut mason]

In the isle since the Dino’s have human minds would they inherit any oddities?

[stone tiger]

I don't think so

This side of the lore is unknown

[uncut mason]

Hmmm it’s interesting to think about

[cinder cave]

I’d say it’s likely

[stone tiger]

Speculations from Isaac's side

[leaden cobalt]

Better yet fish brains

[uncut mason]

Fish brains are ai

[stone tiger]

I think these animals in Lore are still driven by insticts

We follow such insticts ingame

[uncut mason]

Did they lose their free will then? Only following the instincts

[cinder cave]

If they have an eip, I’d say they’d start off with some distinct features, we know some of them go feral

[uncut mason]

Or insane

[stone tiger]

Insticts ≠ No free will.

[cinder cave]

You seem to have a fundamental misunderstanding of what human attraction and certain feelings are

[wraith hound]

hey guys is this the isle of evirma: isla gateway of spiro

[cinder cave]

Woah

[uncut mason]

The big difference between animals and people is that animals have no moral code or sense of wrongdoing. Only social instincts which can sometimes look like morality

[cinder cave]

Mhm

The complex machinations of a troodon’s hunting plan and social life

[wraith hound]

should i ever get jumped by a bunny ending in my ultimate demise, please don't put it on my gravestone

[stone tiger]

You completely lost me

[cinder cave]

I’m aware

[sick kraken]

u have instincts and free will right now currently

[uncut mason]

I agree

[sick kraken]

animals can be very empathetic

[lost citrus]

Animals can definitely have cognitive issues, instinct doesn't change that

[wraith hound]

did this bnuuy want the pancake ?

[uncut mason]

Is this about the teacher that died?

[lost citrus]

no it's about a bunny with pancakes

[sick kraken]

do you people think humans don’t have instincts so we are different from animals?

[uncut mason]

Only social animals it’s preprogrammed in to make the group cohesive

[sick kraken]

how is that different from humans

[cinder cave]

They believe a multitude of very strange things, sometimes its best not to question it and let them believe

[wraith hound]

ofc humans have instincts but we over time evolved and so did instincts i guess

[sick kraken]

humans are preprogrammed to be social it’s why you get lonely

[uncut mason]

The only difference is humans can completely ignore instinct, and we are aware of right and wrong, animals are not

[sick kraken]

animals are capable of thinking too if that’s what you mean

[uncut mason]

No, I mean animals have no morals

[sick kraken]

r u sure? i dont think thats true at all

[wooden marsh]

The pancake was personal

[analog turret]

We getting Philosophic-Isle in here?

[sick kraken]

wolf packs work because the wolves are extremely empathic animals and will look out for eachother and to them that’s morally correct and they would feel bad for not doing it

[stone tiger]

Please don't be personal to me.

What I said is that having insticts is not equal not having free will.

unconscious or conscious behaviour.

Many animals can do problem solving and smartly adapt to changes even dire ones.
Just because something is instictly driven it doesn't mean it has no consciousness or conscious thoughts or knowledge from past experiences.

AKA learning

[uncut mason]

I’m sure I grew up on a farm and live on one now, I’ve seen animals be born live and die in many circumstances. They have no morals it’s beyond their understanding.

[sick kraken]

wouldent that mean you only interacted with a small set of animals

[next quest]

any news?

[sick kraken]

i’m certain u didn’t raise wolves or dolphins on ur farm lol

[uncut mason]

No they would suffer physically because they will get rejected from the group and survival is harder that way

[uncut mason]

There are many wild animals around, many

[cinder cave]

Are you aware of pavlovian conditioning works

[stone tiger]

I would say not ignore but control

[stone tiger]

I am out

[cinder cave]

You do this every time

[sick kraken]

why did they get automodded…

[cinder cave]

This is why I don’t bother trying

[cinder cave]

Gay is automodded

[sick kraken]

am i allowed to say that point or no

[vapid pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-happy-dog-wagging-tail-dog-wagging-wagging-gif-3451527680929098814

[cinder cave]

I disagree with the point but yeah

[sick kraken]

they are tho… and if they just operated off instinct why would they be

they have more stuff going on than people will give them credit for

[stone tiger]

I play it safe

[cinder cave]

I’m not disagreeing with they are, I’m just disagreeing that homosexuality isn’t a natural/instinctual thing, it’s very common in less intelligent animals like sheep as well

[uncut mason]

Uh, because the instinct isn’t perfectly specific about what to mate with?

[sick kraken]

humans didn’t download the mental capacity dlc

[cinder cave]

You learn nothing and refuse to learn

[bitter drum]

Question. What times is server restarts?

[cinder cave]

#evrima-na message

[old dirge]

Yo everyone, does Deino need to go sanc for prime?

ty

[bitter drum]

I always do

[sick kraken]

does deino get a thing for going to sanc tho or is that req just impossible

[stone tiger]

I don't know what do you want me to learn.
I don't want to argue

[vapid pumice]

i imagine so

[bitter drum]

I run my Deino into sanctuary in swamps or delta

[sick kraken]

i thought it was you gotta go to sanc while you can smell it but i’ve been told otherwise

[cinder cave]

It’s not an argument if I’m explaining how something works and it disagrees with how you think something works, that’s self delusion

[old dirge]

thank yall

[void marlin]

Should I think?

[vapid pumice]

ive personally got prime on diablo after visiting sanc at around 45% so didnt go near it as juvie haha

[stone tiger]

Then explain it

[cinder cave]

Prolly

[lucid urchin]

I think a lot of you should a bit more often.

[cinder cave]

I was trying

[sick kraken]

deinosuchus kill turannosuss rex

[vapid pumice]

tea recks is the STRONGEST!!!!

[void marlin]

Unfortunately not. Actually it can, but if the Rex have massive skill issue

[cinder cave]

Intelligence is not linear nor do I think it’s fair to compare intelligence between animals, we can’t even properly measure it in humans

[sick kraken]

why are balance discussions in here so goated

intelligence isn’t rly what they mean tho it was just something about animals possessing morals (which they can)

[lucid urchin]

Look at this channel every so often and you get a good idea.

[cinder cave]

Instinct is very natural in humanity, and animals can remember things they’ve experienced

[cinder cave]

Pffft

[void marlin]

Rumple is a perfect example

[burnt hill]

r there any spiro servers that are joinable tdy?

[cinder cave]

This is true

[lucid urchin]

Yes but they're not populated.

[cinder cave]

Look, I’m at the top of the graph

[burnt hill]

im fine with that what r they?

[void marlin]

You're such a genius

[lucid urchin]

They'll be in the unofficial server list.

[cinder cave]

[void marlin]

[sick kraken]

i always think the pachy has a ton of needles in its head

[cinder cave]

SAW trap

[void marlin]

This emoji remembered me of this

[uncut mason]

Hahah like someone tried to take it out with a nail gun

[stone tiger]

So far you wrote down what I said.
That animals can have both unconscious (instinct driven) and conscious behaviour.

I said as an example that they can learn.

We are on the same page.

[sick kraken]

animals schmanimals

[analog turret]

My instinct is to collect cool dinosaur figures 😄

[sick kraken]

animals are dumb and don’t have souls so who cares #real

[cinder cave]

So we agree animals can learn

[uncut mason]

Animals don’t do the right thing because it’s the right thing, they either do it instinctively or learned they get rewarded somehow by doing it

[void marlin]

Peak

[stone tiger]

No animals hace different consciousness than what we see

[sick kraken]

they’re just schmanimals to me

[cinder cave]

https://tenor.com/view/dumbo-octopus-orange-takodachi-ninomae-inanis-cute-gif-24104068

[lucid urchin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sunnyfxx-always-sunny-iasip-its-FcuiZUneg1YRAu1lH2

[void marlin]

↓ This ↓

[cinder cave]

People have different levels of consciousness to other people

[sick kraken]

as i’ve said, animals schmanimals

[uncut mason]

No, they are souls, just as we are souls. A soul is when a body and energy are combined

[stone tiger]

Since the start I never denied that.
I myself witnessed it when foxes were able to learn to avoid and trigger paw traps and steal the bait.

[sick kraken]

just a reference to how medieval people thought #reference

[void marlin]

Stop showing my selfies

[uncut mason]

Ah

[vapid pumice]

a common occurance for an animal of such low brain cell count

[sick kraken]

wanna play action figures

[cinder cave]

Then what point are you trying to contribute to the conversation

[void marlin]

Just being smarter than Rex

[sick kraken]

never change buddy

[stone tiger]

Its not a convo for me.
So I can't contribute

[sick kraken]

bro what

[void marlin]

I think that Broken Jaw is cute. Probally the cutest allo I've ever seen

[stone tiger]

So I am out.
Have a great day

[sick kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-crazy-crazy-emoji-emoji-crazy-emoji-are-you-crazy-gif-17566518746599549444

[vapid pumice]

i think broken jaw is the most successful allosaurus

which is to say, the best piece of poop is still a piece of poop

[molten apex]

[oblique geyser]

well

[cinder cave]

I think I’ve been successfully ragebaited

[uncut mason]

As I said, Animals don’t do the right thing because it’s the right thing, they either do it instinctively or learned they get rewarded somehow by doing it. This doesn’t mean that we should treat them bad. Animals deserve respect and honor but they also have their place. A human life will (almost) always be worth more

[void marlin]

And Bary is the best spinosaurid.

Which means he's the thrash of mid tiers

[vapid pumice]

||never forget the most incredible ragebait of all, "Animal" being a slur||

[void marlin]

Y'ALL ARE ANIMALS

[sick kraken]

yall wanna play deadlock

[cinder cave]

Pardon?

[timber remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855527844670865438/1467924847328891046/Deino_GRRR.gif

[vapid pumice]

you werent around for that??

[grim compass]

whats carnos knockout (kg)? 0.5x?

[oblique geyser]

said the boar AI

[cinder cave]

No?

[void marlin]

Said the stinky

[uncut mason]

Anyone here watch Falling Skies? Is it any good?

[sick kraken]

i… am AWESOME

[vapid pumice]

yo what the hell hold on ill see if i can find the OG messages and send it to you in dm

[cinder cave]

Bet

[wraith hound]

why the lil lizord so angy ?

[uncut mason]

Rats are awesome

[sick kraken]

i… am AWESOME

[sick kraken]

i googled it the scientist say they got morals #morals

[uncut mason]

Yeah and I bet there plenty more that disagree

[sick kraken]

so now what

[oblique geyser]

the multiverse is real

[void marlin]

Just like this...

[sick kraken]

i feel like empathy is all u need to have morals. u hurt the thing and feel bad boom morals

[timber remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1304024371093831775/1477432949229228083/attachment.gif

[void marlin]

Isn't "Empathy" a food?

[sick kraken]

yeah

[uncut mason]

I don’t think empathy equals morals, it helps, but some things are right to do that go against empathy

[sick kraken]

what is morals to you then

[wheat moth]

Yes, go to a sanctuary and stay in it for 10-seconds before you're 50%. Kouga has a video on this.

[cinder cave]

I thought it was a vitamin

[sick kraken]

everything’s empathy is different, the wolf won’t feel empathy for nailing a deer and that doesent mean it’s immoral

[uncut mason]

Right and wrong set for humans by some higher power, and something we can sense though this sense can be dulled

[sick kraken]

oh if it’s a religion thing then we just won’t agree

[uncut mason]

Alright

[void marlin]

But I'm pretty sure it's edible

[cinder cave]

I think so

[timber remnant]

[sick kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/its-simply-resharkable-your-octopinion-is-invalid-its-as-shrimple-as-that-gif-26284133

[cinder cave]

https://tenor.com/view/spinner-shark-gif-8618612501925991834

[wraith hound]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/951972847675387989/1480993442539634709/image0.gif

[void marlin]

Why are y'all posting Orca GIFs?

[timber remnant]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wth-luistt8n-dinosaur-wtf-ieRtGgdBKEXnRpxAed

[wheat moth]

There's your ping, sucho man.

[sick kraken]

are they adding suchoraptor rex

[void marlin]

Should me (Ian The Fourth) take over the world?

[uncut mason]

I agree that a wolf killing for food is not immoral. Even if the deer suffers much before dying. My point is if it can’t do wrong because it doesn’t understand then it can’t do good either, because it doesn’t understand the world that way. It doesn’t work within the framework of objective right or wrong

[void marlin]

Too latte

[sick kraken]

i mean if u think the sense of right and wrong comes from god there’s really no point to this

[grand grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-pepper-drink-miki-matsubara-city-pop-dance-gif-16889600

[sick kraken]

i don’t wanna have a religious debate rn

[uncut mason]

Fine

[stone tiger]

Twas 2 bloody years ago

[void marlin]

I want to have a Allosaurus

[sick kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-growl-snarl-girlwolf-shewolf-gif-9942770988235712676

[oblique geyser]

is dr pepper good

[void marlin]

No

[vapid pumice]

yes and it is unironically my favorite thing from you being here. im not making fun of it, it genuinely is one of the highlights of me being in islecord

thank you for that experience whitefalcon, you've given us many good laughs in your time here

[grand grotto]

its perfect

[stone tiger]

You dislike me

[oblique geyser]

but ian said no #isle-discussion message

[grand grotto]

i mean not everyone's taste buds can detect greatness

[stone tiger]

I am not a clown I am just a no good Hungarian bastard

[sick kraken]

yall think a 20 polar bears could take an orca in the water

[void marlin]

So good in fact that it's sold in the world's worst country

[vapid pumice]

i dont get along with you in arguments but i dont dislike you. ive accepted that we're just not gonna agree on a lot of things i have actively been trying to be a little more understanding lately + with everything you have going on, i dont want to add unneeded stress into your life by arguing or anything

[sick kraken]

in a cage tho so the orca can’t just flee

[void marlin]

Can I flee tho?

[oblique geyser]

@void marlin your taste buds have skill issue

[sick kraken]

no u have to answer

[grand grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-pepper-my-beloved-gif-8419018598068620594

[void marlin]

Nuh uh

[sick kraken]

doctor pepper is for girls

[past dune]

Hey guys

[stone tiger]

The worse thing that you lads argue on things people irl around me would never argue against

[past dune]

Alright see ya later chat.
Bye.

[grand grotto]

hi! how are you today!

[sick kraken]

turns into a crisp coke zero

[void marlin]

drinks u

[stone tiger]

My life is a different topic and doesn't belong here.

[uncut mason]

What would you guys do during an alien invasion? Fight, hide, or join them?

[grand grotto]

🤢

[sick kraken]

dude

[stone tiger]

Fight

[void marlin]

Bird*

[stone tiger]

ODIN IS WITH US

[sick kraken]

i wouldent really hide but i wouldent fight. i’d be chillin. playin games. drinking beer

[void marlin]

Is eat them a option?

[uncut mason]

I’ll hide, help set up a secret civilization if I can

[past dune]

I don't mind coke zero actually.
In fact, its the only coke product that I can still enjoy.

Still doesn't really compare to Dr. Pepper Cream Soda my beloved.

[uncut mason]

Yes

[grand grotto]

[void marlin]

[sick kraken]

i really hope this zero soda doesent have some terrible downside because i drink them like they won’t negatively impact me

[uncut mason]

Why not? If they are edible and it’s a war anyway may as well make use of the bodies

[void marlin]

Americans have too much skill issue

[midnight tundra]

I want to play on the next patch. My options are:

A: wait.
B: become a QA tester.
C: tell Dondi i have a terminal illness and that my last wish is to play the new patch.

Which should i choose?

[past dune]

Coke and Pepsi products have tasted absolutely revolting ever since I got covid, but I tried zero recently and... it takes... normal?

[sick kraken]

have u had the cherry versions

[past dune]

D: It doesn't matter.

[void marlin]

E: Scream for no reason at all

[stone tiger]

Odin will not great you in endless battleground of Valhalla if you hide.

Join us brother!

[midnight tundra]

Didnt work

[vapid pumice]

B

[void marlin]

Hacker plz shut up before I nerf u (compliment)

[uncut mason]

Nah, I’ll join after I reverse engineer the alien tech

[sick kraken]

everyone knows patch within like….4 months

[void marlin]

Can I eat a nuclear bomb?

[stone tiger]

Read the comments under this video
I know its off topic I move it there #offtopic-discussion

[sick kraken]

would you rather have laser eyes or flying

[past dune]

Fellas.
I haven't eaten any food for the last 3 days... and in a weird fugue state I just suddenly ate two full boxes of Kraft Mac N Cheese, with extra milk and cheese.

I think my stomach might actually explode.

This was a terrible, awful mistake.

[uncut mason]

Flying

[sick kraken]

i want laser eyes

[zinc abyss]

Damn dude I was watching that. Lame

[uncut mason]

Laser eyes may make you blind

[tight glen]

In real life what could u realisticly do with laser eyes tho

[wispy shore]

Why would you not eat for 3 days in the first place, that's your body trying to keep you alive big dawg

[sick kraken]

blast people and objects

[past dune]

Was too sleepy.

[tight glen]

then be marked as a global threat and have like 80 countrys after u

[void marlin]

Omg that's me

[wispy shore]

🗿

[sick kraken]

and that’s why i have laser eyes

[uncut mason]

Drink a bunch of coffee it will help clear ya out

[tight glen]

all it takes is 1 bullet tho

[sick kraken]

all it takes is 1 glance

[past dune]

Its healthy if you don't think about it.

[uncut mason]

It’s an ADHD thing

[void marlin]

Both

[tight glen]

all it takes is 1 mirror

[steep lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-elegante-business-dog-suit-dog-ai-dog-gif-13441263288179393759

[sick kraken]

then i’d look at my own laser eyes and power them up super mode

[tight glen]

What if u got laser eyes but u also got a lazy eye

[past dune]

I would get hungry, then forget I was hungry, then fall back asleep.

Then repeat.

[wispy shore]

Not really, after a while of doing that your body would just put all of those calories on your hips because you keep going on tangents like that xd

[uncut mason]

I’d want to be able to shapeshift honestly comes with advanced healing alongside

[sick kraken]

would you rather have a turtle shell you can go into or have a lion mane

[void marlin]

Why are we friends btw?

[tight glen]

nah bro

[past dune]

Oh, sorry.
I can unfriend you if you want.

[tight glen]

flying is 10x better

[void marlin]

No, I just really like you

[cinder cave]

Evil hacker

[sick kraken]

nails you with my laser eyes the moment you take off

[wispy shore]

And here I thought my sleep schedule was screwed xD

[void marlin]

Stinky Rumple (stinky)

[past dune]

I go into a phase like that every other month or so.

It just kinda happens.

[tight glen]

puts a 44 magnum into ur nostral cutly*

[sick kraken]

you’ve been laser eyed

[uncut mason]

Shapeshifting is the best, the question is would you want to shapeshift into various objects, or various animals

[void marlin]

Nerfs u

[tight glen]

bro thats way to sus

[wispy shore]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-ffxiv-final-fantasy-xiv-final-fantasy-14-ff14-gif-10167608605026655705

[sick kraken]

i’d shapeshift into a table and just live my life

[past dune]

If I turned into a rock I wouldnt have enough brainpower to turn back into a human.

[uncut mason]

Why? Supper healing is a guarante

[void marlin]

I would turn into a Dryo (superior being)

[uncut mason]

Irl prop hunt though

[tight glen]

flying is the best semi realistic power u can get

[past dune]

I would probably just shapeshift into... other humans, since that would be the most advantageous.

[sick kraken]

enter laser eyes

[uncut mason]

True

[tight glen]

Holy ragebait bro

[wispy shore]

Well depends, if you fly too fast you'll just pass out

[void marlin]

Buffs u

[sick kraken]

i’d shapeshift into a smartphone

[tight glen]

I mean yeah but this dude named rat is saying hes just gonna kill everyone he sees

[sick kraken]

no i can turn the laser eyes off

[uncut mason]

Be like a mimic and bite people when they go to pick up the phone lol

[void marlin]

I'd shapeshift into @cedar mauve to feel how it's like to be so cool

[sick kraken]

nah but chatgpt doesent work and it’s just me on there

hangin out.

[tight glen]

but cant the human body withstand like 3-6g's so if the acceleration is gradual and not sudden the g forces ur body goes thru wont be as high

[sick kraken]

gotta jump thru hoops for flight. laser eyes just work.

[wispy shore]

Your blood would still rush to your feet from the constant force

[uncut mason]

But how are you flying with wings? Or through denying gravity?

[wispy shore]

Wings would probably be the better option

[uncut mason]

Bird or bat, avian or mammal?

[tight glen]

Rlly depends on how fast ur going

[sick kraken]

i would have the power to summon a giant pair of scissors that i can telepathically control

and i’d clip your wings the moment you tried to fly. so yeah ur power sucks

[uncut mason]

Like green lantern

[tight glen]

i think like 300-400 kmph / 200 mph would be the limit beofre u start dying

[wispy shore]

If you're going 3 to 6 gs like you said even if gradually you would pass out

[void marlin]

Bird

[uncut mason]

Interesting more upkeep on bird wings, waterproof type or no?

[tight glen]

Yeah true after like a couple of minutes ud pass out

[void marlin]

Fun Fact: Every Ian (Except me) died

[sick kraken]

bug wings solo

[uncut mason]

Valid

[tight glen]

rollercoasters usually have like 3-4g's of force for brief moments

[void marlin]

C O C K A T I E L

[uncut mason]

That would be cute

[sick kraken]

but do bug wings require way more energy? since they flap so quick

[tight glen]

I love albatros'es

[uncut mason]

I would go for bat like wings, keep my whole body as a mammal

[void marlin]

Homelander the mid

[wispy shore]

Lowkey albatross or condor wings would be the best

[sick kraken]

i would take quetzalcoatlus wings because those are the largest and best for a human

[void marlin]

Crows >

[tight glen]

yeah 1 mirror and ur done for bozo

[uncut mason]

Ooo now that’s an idea

[sick kraken]

just doesent laser ur mirror, and lasers you

[vapid pumice]

i would go for the massive bird wings

[sick kraken]

i would have giant dragonfly wings and i would also wear a big helmet and run into people

[tight glen]

bro having quetzalcoatlus wings would mean ur back expands by about 2 meters just to fit the amount of muscles ud need to fly

[void marlin]

Sammy is lying don't trust them

[sick kraken]

then i’m tall too? sweeeeeet

[stone tiger]

@tight glen Good evening

[midnight tundra]

Imagine its like really weak lasers. Like laser pointers.

[sick kraken]

wow new dinosaur doc as an ankylosaur swimming around, that’s neat. isle reference

[tight glen]

not tall more like wide

[sick kraken]

i could use broader shoulders

[uncut mason]

And it was the only one in the series to get laid lol

[cedar mauve]

i saw i got a ping from this channel and searched for this for like 10 mins

[void marlin]

Lmao

[vapid pumice]

massive bird wings are cool cause i get to have a "fallen angel" aesthetic let me LIVE

[tight glen]

The best biological wings for humans to fly with would be like bat wings that are 20-23 feet across to generate enough power to lift us up

[void marlin]

What if I said "no"?

[vapid pumice]

i swear to god i heard an isle allosaurus call in the documentary.

plus the swimming ankylosaur,,,,

plus hooting nocturnal dilos,,,,

[uncut mason]

You see my vision

[tight glen]

When are they adding the Quetzalcoatlus to the game bro

[void marlin]

The jurassic prince is canon

[sick kraken]

i really want anky to swim around like that that was so cool… too bad it’ll sink like a rock

[vapid pumice]

we have a good few playables to get through before quetz so youll be waiting a bit

[uncut mason]

Still submarine Anky

[tight glen]

sad

[vapid pumice]

minmi will fufill your wants and desires

[void marlin]

Which is still cool as hell

[sick kraken]

ya true, we have minmi to swim anyway

[tight glen]

I like pterodactyls

[vapid pumice]

tbh i never really considered what minmi would look like swimming, but if its anything like that documentary it will be perfect

[wispy shore]

Well we got those, just as ambient ai lol

[void marlin]

Crows are my favorite dinosaur

[uncut mason]

I haven’t seen em in a while

[wispy shore]

I see them every 3rd or 4th bush I run through

[uncut mason]

Huh

[wispy shore]

Anurognathus ftw

[wispy shore]

Ye

[tight glen]

yk what would be sick a argentavis sadly the time line is waay to far off

[midnight tundra]

Hello. When will they add the spinosaurus rex

[void marlin]

Not a dinosaur btw

[wispy shore]

It's a fantasy setting not realism, we're getting megalania it lived like 10k years ago

[sick kraken]

after the suchoraptor

[tight glen]

Would be cool the argentavis lived like 7 milion years ago?

[vapid pumice]

they broke recently from what kissen said, as far as it goes w/ sound traps and bushes & such

[void marlin]

Soon™

[wispy shore]

Don't care + Brazilian + cockatiels average bird

[grand grotto]

pigs are the best birds

[void marlin]

Who? ASKED

[wispy shore]

He's an owl now

[void marlin]

True...

[vapid pumice]

would be cool but if quetz has a grab ability (it very likely will and i hate that this is somehow controversial to say) i dont see how you could really recreate that falcon player fantasy without encrouching onto quetz' niche a bit

[wispy shore]

Nah Argentavis lived around the ice age aswell iirc

[void marlin]

I lived 80m years ago

[fringe plover]

Omniraptor eggs on the way in EU9 with a prime single mother

[midnight tundra]

I remember watching a breakdown of the jurassic world trailer in 2014 and the person called the indominus rex a spinosaurus rex because its name wasnt revealed yet lol

[tight glen]

from what source bro 😭

[wispy shore]

Mmm, yes because it has a spinosaurus sail, mmm yes

[wispy shore]

My noggin

[tight glen]

pretty sure they went extinct before humans even got to south america

[void marlin]

Is it Troodon?

[vapid pumice]

yeah argentavis went bye bye around 7ish mya

[tawdry ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855527844670865438/1467924847328891046/Deino_GRRR.gif

[void marlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855527844670865438/1467924847328891046/Deino_GRRR.gif

[cinder cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855527844670865438/1467924847328891046/Deino_GRRR.gif

[wispy shore]

Wtf I didn't think it was that long ago

[fringe plover]

https://tenor.com/view/did-you-read-it-calvin-jordan-kingdom-business-s1e4-have-you-tried-reading-it-gif-27463266

[void marlin]

GIF spamming plz 6h slowmode and no image perms

[tawdry ermine]

LOL

[wispy shore]

It's jif

[bronze rivet]

spino concept

[void marlin]

True Spino concept

[analog turret]

Put an ad for a car dealership on his sail

[void marlin]

Sure, what car?

[analog turret]

Yeah a car dealership

[void marlin]

Ok

[wispy shore]

I hate it too lol the creator pronounced it jif

[void marlin]

Isn't it "pif"?

[wispy shore]

Ford dealership

[midnight tundra]

ITS GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT! NOT JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT!

[void marlin]

I can't have Ford because of copyright but we can have Phord

[wispy shore]

🅱️raphics 🅱️image 🅱️ormat

[analog turret]

It means Jurassic image format, dummy!

[void marlin]

PRAPHICS PIMAGE PORMAT

[wispy shore]

Graphite engraved doormat

[void marlin]

Who would win:
Ian The Fifth
Or
Ian The Sixth

[wispy shore]

Ian

[void marlin]

Which one?

[stone tiger]

What happened

[wispy shore]

The uhhhh... 28th

[void marlin]

We're talking about Ian powerscaling

[stone tiger]

I am out

[void marlin]

Oh, he dosen't exist sorry

[wispy shore]

What about Ian²

[void marlin]

SHUT SHUT SHUT
We don't talk about Ian²

[sick kraken]

why it look like dr house

[wispy shore]

People when don says an estimate for a release and it doesn't happen (it was promised to them)

[void marlin]

Idk why don't you ask him

[uncut mason]

Skinwalker

[wispy shore]

So humans are just shoewalkers

[somber urchin]

"its never lupus"

[wispy shore]

Good doctor and house crossover would be comedy gold

[uncut mason]

Be a lot of yelling I think

[wispy shore]

And a lot of house dunking on the main character (I forgor his name)

[void marlin]

Can I scream for no reason at all?

[uncut mason]

Sure

I do that out in the woods

[wispy shore]

Same

[midnight tundra]

How does licking salt licks get rid of sickness but drinking salt water makes you sick? Logic

[wispy shore]

Uh.. I guess cuz it's absorbed differently or smth idk I'm not a dietitian

[stoic pike]

the salt rock is natural minerals and stuff, ocean is just salty water

[midnight kernel]

^ "salt rock" is more mineral rock

[midnight tundra]

Salt is rock

[cedar mauve]

ice is rock

[midnight tundra]

Salt is a mineral

[cedar mauve]

big fih (magnificent)

[midnight tundra]

Drinking saltwater makes ur water go down. Eating rocks makes ur food go down. Eating salt rocks makes ur diets go down. Its genius really

[uncut mason]

Wonder if they will add medicinal plants, that any Dino can eat to heal a bit faster

[digital karma]

EU6 ptera eggs

[midnight tundra]

Its called gastro

[uncut mason]

I love it

[wheat moth]

[indigo cave]

Yummers

Humans are such bad prey tho, we have literally no meat

[wheat moth]

Crunchy bones clean the teeth, though.

[muted plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/67-6767-676767-cat67-cat-gif-18345003009543756801

[muted plaza]

67 emote in the isle

[indigo cave]

Spray emotes when dondi

[carmine rose]

When’s Alberto coming out

[void marlin]

Primal Carnage reference?

[midnight tundra]

I liked the old diet icons more because they looked more yummy. S diet looked like bacon, dots looked like honeycomb and lines looked like hotdogs

[carmine rose]

?

[cedar mauve]

wdym you're already here

[midnight tundra]

It has no release date

[carmine rose]

The playable

[wheat moth]

https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-know-the-heavy-is-dead-team-fortress-2-spy-gmod-gif-14290669460668422365

[oblique geyser]

not so soon

[carmine rose]

Is there a speculated time?

[void marlin]

Fr, Humans rarely have much meat, so I try to only pick the fattest ones.

[midnight tundra]

Definitely not this year.

[carmine rose]

😟

[oblique geyser]

As far as we know, it only has the model and some skin patterns, it hasn't entered development yet

[wheat moth]

No. We have a line-up of a handful of playables that will take us well-into next year, and alberto is not among them.

[indigo cave]

Elder human +50% weight -80% speed

[void marlin]

Fr

[carmine rose]

Dang bruh why are we not getting any midtiers

[oblique geyser]

allo just got here though

[void marlin]

But Allosaurus isn't Anky

[carmine rose]

Allo is the most buggy thing ever tho

[void marlin]

As a Allo fan, I agree

[wheat moth]

Just allo on the carnivore side for the carnis, sadly. Spino is coming, and bary is a decent size from the look of things.

[crystal rampart]

@carmine rose dollar tree rex

[bitter drum]

Are turtle spawns on south beach broken?

[carmine rose]

Alberto slams sub Rex

[void marlin]

No

[crystal rampart]

rex one shots alberto with crush

[crystal rampart]

when are we getting this update we've been waiting for months

[void marlin]

Cool now do it with borger anky

[indigo cave]

Bary? More like crappy spino

[carmine rose]

I’ll just not get hit

[oblique geyser]

spino? more like lame

[void marlin]

The Isle? More like bad

[indigo cave]

Yes

[somber urchin]

the last patch was february 6.

[indigo cave]

All apex carnivores suck toes

[crystal rampart]

brother its been a month +

[void marlin]

And Cera*

[crude girder]

We might be getting a big patch before ht tbh

[carmine rose]

Wym no

[indigo cave]

Cera is cool and has a unique playstyle, we won't tolerate cera slander in this household

[carmine rose]

If I’m on it, it does

[oblique geyser]

32 days

[crystal rampart]

yeah thats a month +

[indigo cave]

Cera and deino should also receive armour

[sick kraken]

wanna hang out?

[void marlin]

Cera is mid
Easy to grow and stinky

[indigo cave]

Easy to grow is a huge bonus with rex and allo roaming around.

[somber urchin]

i'm... literally looking at the last patch.
if you mean hordetest... we should be getting a patch for evrima before the next hoordetest.

[void marlin]

That's why Allo is my favorite. He kills cera

[somber urchin]

-# hoordetest

[void marlin]

-# horsetest

[indigo cave]

https://tenor.com/view/i-see-you-i-see-gif-16234209198783465874

[coarse cedar]

at least cera requires half a brain to play and isn’t “hold right click to render your opponent useless”

[leaden cobalt]

Horde

[crystal rampart]

pigeon... yes, I know. the last patch was feburary 6. now its march 10. its been a month +

[indigo cave]

Preach sister

[void marlin]

Cera is a smaller Rex

[carmine rose]

Are they not gonna fix eating for awhile?

[indigo cave]

Unpopular opinion but cera sounds A LOT scarier than Rex

Cera 1 and 3 call are brutal

[crude girder]

We don’t know when the next patch or ht will be, we just have to be patient.

[carmine rose]

Yea I mean

[void marlin]

I gotta agree

[carmine rose]

This long with unplayable playables is kind tragic

[oblique geyser]

Cera 3 Call is a chainsaw that is failing to start

[crystal rampart]

oh hell no not rumple in chat ew

[void marlin]

Is this a Pigeon?

[cinder cave]

What's unplayable

[crude girder]

He might be referring to the organ bug making carnivores not being able to grab organs…

[half jacinth]

why is the game crashing twice before I can play?

[carmine rose]

Allo, eating food, Omni raptor, Rex 1s

[hearty oasis]

man trying to play raptor is just noot fun recently

[void marlin]

Allo

[cinder cave]

The thrice entombed raptor that nested multiple times begs to differ

[carmine rose]

The pouncing on someone being on them for 2+ seconds and dying to an alt attack says otherwise

[hearty oasis]

or pouncing on them and u actually get teleported into their face 💔

[carmine rose]

I’m scared to talk about the game with you tho you’re an admin I’m gonna go don’t wanna get a punishment

[cinder cave]

So not unplayable, just flawed

[cinder cave]

Unless you break one of the rules, we chill

[void marlin]

Every playable is good (Except Cera), and unique (except Allo), and they are all balanced (Except Rex).

[ivory sand]

Sup everyone!!

[cinder cave]

500 cera buffs

[void marlin]

Weird way to spell Allo

[cinder cave]

My finger slipped

[oblique geyser]

people have done worse, you're good

[cinder cave]

I do consider myself fairly chill

[void marlin]

I got him (again)

[cinder cave]

Ian would disagree, but he's evil

[oblique geyser]

oh yeah?

[oblique geyser]

i'll steal that real quick

[void marlin]

I have a weak heart you're making me cry