🦝︴off-topic

[pseudo jungle]

Gaahahhahahay

HARAM!

Nah im kidding

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[pseudo jungle]

I Don’t drink alcohol

[rare veldt]

Fair

I don’t drink either but I became 18 and wish for vodka

[obsidian bay]

Seems remarkably smooth.

[obsidian bay]

LÜGERRRR

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[rare veldt]

It was quite tasty

[pseudo jungle]

NEIN ICH BIN KEIN LÜGNER

[pseudo jungle]

Oh okay

[rare veldt]

Lol

[woven crow]

||I've been fighting Karmelita for a few days now and I decided to do her with the "Cursed" crest. Which has made me hate this game as this crests pogo is TERRIBLE||

[pseudo jungle]

Peak

[obsidian bay]

-# falsch, but whatever.

[silent harbor]

chat i have to get cavitys filled today😭

[obsidian bay]

oof

but

also think of how the mouth pain will be gone

[rare veldt]

Peak!!

[pseudo jungle]

Hahahahah

[rare veldt]

@pseudo jungle

[lavish marsh]

Will do

[astral karma]

Good

[oblique jewel]

chat

what do we think of this snipe

427m lol

[pseudo jungle]

Ohhhh they look cute

[astral eagle]

TYK!

[rare veldt]

You can have them!

[pseudo jungle]

Ohhh thank you :S

:D

[rare veldt]

Like the other cow!😁

[rare veldt]

No problem

[astral eagle]

weak

[pseudo jungle]

Woahhhh (good Shot or so)😂💪🏻

[rare veldt]

Lol thanks

[obsidian bay]

JOSH

[astral eagle]

how are we today

[elder burrow]

I'm good

How abt u

[obsidian bay]

p good.
Realized I do not have enough yarn to make this a scarf

so.. it's gonna be a thing to put down and the cat can lay on it lmao

but I have a LOT of gray so I should be able to make a hat or two

[elder burrow]

Can you rate my g1

[astral eagle]

0/10

[astral eagle]

rip

[obsidian bay]

is okay - I asked SIL if she thought the person I was meaning to make it for would like it
and she was like 'Nah I dont think she uses scarves'

[obsidian bay]

nice enough - is it your first?

[elder burrow]

2

It my second one

[obsidian bay]

nice. What was your first?

[elder burrow]

Red deer

[astral eagle]

lmao

well atleast your cat got somthin outta it

[obsidian lynx]

how do i unlock all the channel servers and rooms?????

[astral eagle]

roles

#1347185030069223494

[obsidian lynx]

thank you

[pseudo jungle]

@obsidian bay did you learn German today?

[obsidian lynx]

do you play planet zoo????

[astral eagle]

some y

[obsidian lynx]

im wondering if its any good? im thinking of getting it

[astral eagle]

its decent

time consuming

[jaunty ingot]

I do it’s great

Unless you are console then it’s eh

I like just deleted all my build pics or id post em

[obsidian lynx]

okay sounds good i'll give it a try then!

[jaunty ingot]

Enjoy

[obsidian bay]

a little, yes.

But I have a swiss cheese brain

[obsidian bay]

Can't you just download it all to my brain, please?

[dreamy pond]

hey

[pseudo jungle]

I have a polish accent… 😂

[pseudo jungle]

Yo

[dreamy pond]

im new

[pseudo jungle]

No…

[obsidian bay]

But I wouldn't struggle the exams

[pseudo jungle]

Oh yea that’s true

[astral karma]

since when can hunters embed gifs

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-steve-carell-michael-scott-why-are-you-the-way-you-are-pissed-gif-5226128

[pseudo jungle]

WHAT

[oblique jewel]

let’s see what you can do 😴

without cheating

[astral eagle]

Longest In 2042 moving is like 900 something

Longest over all like 1250

[oblique jewel]

that’s 2042 tho lmao

a garbage game lol

if you can hit that on bf3 or even 4 i’d say that’s impressive

[astral eagle]

Yea I haven't really got to snipe in 6

Can't justify spending 70 bucks😭

[oblique jewel]

6 is easy i wont lie

the sniping anyway

[astral eagle]

Ye

[oblique jewel]

i’m also on a controller i get aim assist at distance it’s cheeky af

[astral eagle]

Battlefield sniping is fun but not like hard

Lmao fair

[oblique jewel]

bf3 and 4 sniping was golden sniping imho

the satisfaction

[astral eagle]

Yea 2042 is the only battlefield game Iv played if imma be honest other then 6 beta

[oblique jewel]

really???

[astral eagle]

Ya

[oblique jewel]

are you on pc?

[astral eagle]

Yea

[oblique jewel]

man if you had an xbox series bf 4 has 120 fps mode and the community servers ran on it are amazing

[astral eagle]

I do but I haven't played on it in a few months

Mostly play far cry on it anymore

[mossy badge]

Send it to me, I'll put it to use😉

[astral eagle]

Uh no

[oblique jewel]

when you hit those snipes where you on mnk

[astral eagle]

Yea

All I play on pc

I suck on controller

[oblique jewel]

Nice that’s a nice shot on mnk i won’t lie lmao

[astral eagle]

I had notes on were to aim on the scope at certain ranges at one point

Me and my buddy made so many people rage on the snow map🤣

[oblique jewel]

i couldn’t get into 2042 i played the beta and was like nope and never did play it again

[astral eagle]

It's decent

I liked 6 better

[oblique jewel]

most definitely 6 highly reminds me of an updated bf3

they just need to fix the bloom issues

[astral eagle]

I'm into arena breakout rn

I haven't played anything else for a min

[oblique jewel]

i wish it would come to consoles

[astral eagle]

Idk how it would run on console

The call of duty players are ruining it rn

[oblique jewel]

even tarkov i would love to see

cod players ruin everything lol

[astral eagle]

Tarkov is money hungry imo

[astral eagle]

Yes yes they do

[oblique jewel]

i used to be a diehard fan of cod man they just absolutely suck now

[astral eagle]

Me to that's all I would play for awhile but I haven't played in 8 months probably

[mossy badge]

Have you partook?

[pseudo jungle]

@rare veldt brooo did you dad buy you the gun ?

[twilit forum]

Behold, ye ol Hoarde of Squares and Socks. Plus the sleeping dragon that keeps them.

[obsidian bay]

tbh I do not have the patience for granny square 😂

I have head first leaped into beanie

[twilit forum]

LOL no that’s so valid
I didn’t for a long time either but they’re very easy once you get into the rhythm. Been watching who’s line is it while working lol

[twilit forum]

Have you posted pics yet?? What kind of beanie? 👀👀

[obsidian bay]

Rn it's just a disc

[twilit forum]

Okay but it looks excellent, the tension and all is mwah chef kiss

Did you magic circle or?

[obsidian bay]

yes, I'll need to snug up the top with the tail

at the end

[twilit forum]

Yusssss
It looks very neat, gonna be super comfy n waaarm 💪🏼🔥

[obsidian bay]

xmas gift for husbandos brother 😄

[heavy breach]

Just ate a dozen crab 🫠 I’m going to fuse to this couch I’m so full

[oblique jewel]

where is the finished product of snoopy i never got to see it i dont think

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/making-a-cross-with-my-fingers-simon-cowell-america's-got-talent-cross-sign-go-away-gif-2806322837665448881

I would be so allergic to you

[oblique jewel]

i did not and now i’m glad i did it’s beautiful!

[obsidian bay]

thank you! it's hanging in my inlaws entryway haha

[oblique jewel]

i remember when you were starting on it 🥹

good ole angler server

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/a-lot-of-good-memories-here-danny-devito-edward-gilpin-eddie-good-memories-gif-16164694

[silent harbor]

chat im all done and didnt cry during the shot😋

[serene radish]

Prairie dog chillin

[jaunty ingot]

“alone at the edge of the universe” ass prairie dog

[serene radish]

Lmao

[jovial flare]

Me after failing a college exam

[scarlet wharf]

bro i was trying to build a prairie dog enclosure but the save kept crashing😭😭

[manic inlet]

oh dear

[manic inlet]

damn

[serene radish]

Mine kept making children and now I have like 20 prairie dogs in that spot

[manic inlet]

the horde approaches

[jovial flare]

When theres coleslaw at the function

[manic inlet]

hows college been going potter

[jovial flare]

Incredibly boring it’s fall break and I’m so sick of nobody being here and everyone went home

I’ve been lonely

[manic inlet]

my uni has no fall break, i spent this weekend writing 4 essays for a midterm for one class ending in a 2,768 word end product

[jovial flare]

And then I don’t know if I’m getting a second date from a girl or not because she’s just left me on read for a while and then still follows me on everything so I’m confused but she is incredibly busy and typically always working

[manic inlet]

😭

[jovial flare]

You think I’m lying

[manic inlet]

oof

[jovial flare]

I was hoping to be staying with a girl this whole time

Like I wanted to move in

[manic inlet]

no dawg i feel where youre coming from

[jovial flare]

For a little bit

And then leave

And come back when I have time

Because I enjoy her company

Whether or not she enjoys my adhd ass I have no clue

She said she had fun last time but I never know😭

I’m usually good at this

But I’ve come to the conclusion that I have an insatiably low self esteem and then everyone thinks I’m gay so idk what to do here

[manic inlet]

damn

[jovial flare]

Like man I’m trying

But it is

[manic inlet]

rough?

[jovial flare]

It is a hard life out here

These trenches only get deeper😭

[manic inlet]

ey its your first year, transition into a new life and all

[jovial flare]

And I don’t want to sound desperate but I’ve texted her like once or twice in the past 3 days I’d say and she just leaves me on read and I’m just like what the flip flop

[manic inlet]

thats....

hmmm

[jovial flare]

Yeah well I’ve had one girl tell me I’m incredibly immature

[manic inlet]

interesting pattern

[jovial flare]

And then another day something different

[manic inlet]

bruh

[jovial flare]

Well ik she’s not likely seeing another guy she doesn’t have the time

Like at all

She works 2 jobs

[manic inlet]

goddamn

thats a lot man

does she even have time for that kind of commitment?

[jovial flare]

And ik she likes me because she drove a fricken hour to see my goofy ass

[jovial flare]

I don’t need commitment necessarily I just would like someone who’s there for me ig

Idk

[manic inlet]

nobody who dislikes a person would do that

[jovial flare]

I wanna be held at night lmao and then make breakfast in morning dissapear for a while and comeback but stay loyal

[manic inlet]

real my guy

[jovial flare]

Well she slept in the same bed with me I just talk a lot and always want attention and she was like “ your a loner aren’t you who doesn’t get much human interaction “ like I looked at her and just stared like QUIT READING ME

idk I like her a lot she knows that

I’m saving my money in case she wants to see me Wednesday

But literally like I just don’t know what to do

I can’t tell

I can’t read minds

[manic inlet]

talk

[jovial flare]

Her mind is insanely hard to read

[manic inlet]

just lay it out man

you want interaction and emotion and intimacy and trust

[jovial flare]

I DID AND GOT LEFT ON READ AND FHEN DELETED HER CHAT WITH ME SO I DONT SPAM TEXT HER😭

[manic inlet]

and you like her

[jovial flare]

I’m a needy little gremlin who’s like LOOK AT ME

[manic inlet]

i mean in person you goofball

and approach it from whether/if shes able to manage that kind of relationship with her current life

[jovial flare]

She’s in Oklahoma I’m in Arkansas she’s an hour away if I see her again is why I texted her if she wanted a second date because I gotta uber to her lmao

[manic inlet]

yall can make things work

[jovial flare]

We can I just need communication

[manic inlet]

well the way I see it is this

she's either anxious like you are and doesnt know what to say

or she's so damn overworked she forgot about the texts

[jovial flare]

Her in person is also somewhat really hard to read but I look for the subtle facial cues and it’s always really cute when I get them right because I’m like F YEAH NAILED IT

like I really try😭

I’m autistic/adhd man I can’t read someone for shi and she’s the same but like a cat and I have to pick up on these tiny little hints

Like

Imagine playing chess blind folded but the other person is as well

That’s how we are

[manic inlet]

damn

[manic inlet]

yall got a helluva time of it huh

[manic inlet]

i get where youre trying to go with this but it can be a recipe for crap to go wrong

dont approach it like youve gotta recognize all the cues and search like a detective to sift through dialogue options

just, enjoy your time with her

treat the time youve got with her like a country drive

drop a gear and ease off the gas kid

take in whats around you

dont get lost in the details, just soak into the moment

[cerulean fern]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3lZ9KnPae1OajeJC4UDmZg?si=f8967de6ab3c468f MY PLAYLIST for anyone looking for peak (nearly 600 songs and 25 hours of music)

[jovial flare]

My adhd brain goes brr and red alert man but I try 😭

[long turret]

My goofy self got a 5 pin DMX cable instead of a 3 pin

[manic inlet]

ey I get it dawg, its just the way it is

[jovial flare]

🥲

[manic inlet]

but see if you can settle into the flow and just go with the current

[jovial flare]

I just wanna be a good candidate as a bf but it is hard 😭

and people need to quit questioning my sexuality

I’m being so fr

With another person mid kissy moment she’s like DO YOU LIKE BOYS!?!?! LIKE ARE YOU SURE!?!?! like no😭

[manic inlet]

ayo why are ppl like this

is a respectful dude this goddamned rare

tf

[jovial flare]

In this state

Yes

You can spot me a mile away with how colorful I am

Everyone wears shorts and t shirts there not used to someone who can dress

You think I’m lying probably which I’m not I’m being so fr it’s copy and paste out here. If my whole class lined up I swear to god you could spot me out of the however many thousand.

I could make it easier and wear bright blue Lenin pants like anybody else here has even heard of linen

[manic inlet]

i mean im also noticeable but its because im the width of two regular people

[jovial flare]

Zach😭

[manic inlet]

what

its true

OH ACTUALLY LORE UPDATE

[manic inlet]

ive lost 50lbs since July 23rd

287 now

[jovial flare]

I’m proud but your not a globe 😭

[manic inlet]

im a big man dont underestimate the extent of my refrigerator-esque shape

[jovial flare]

Okay Mr deep freeze

Listen on tinder I get people wider then you and I have to be like there’s a weight limit to this ride and you surpass it

[manic inlet]

using tinder is like tryna find drinking water in a sewer pipe

[jovial flare]

There’s some good bits okay😭

[manic inlet]

just like the sewer

[jovial flare]

😭

[full egret]

Felt

[manic inlet]

lmao

[jovial flare]

Listen I’d rather take a chance then not have any chance because people think I like boys the minute they see me

[manic inlet]

you poor bastard

[jovial flare]

That is not a normal occurrence to people

[full egret]

Why you look familiar

Like someone from a show I've seen

[jovial flare]

If your in Fayetteville or Fort Worth that is why

[full egret]

Nah nowhere close

[jovial flare]

Then idk 😭

[manic inlet]

why do you have sharpened elbows

[full egret]

Skinny people things

[manic inlet]

your mf trochlear process is insane

[full egret]

Bruh I'm dead asf

[jovial flare]

Because my genes programmed me to be really boney in places

[loud panther]

Turn them into weapons

[manic inlet]

elbow knives

[loud panther]

Also what did I miss

[jovial flare]

My eye?😭

[jovial flare]

They are

What happends in the mosh stays in the mosh

But no they see that thing and think “oh he must love men”

[loud panther]

Fall break is killing me

[jovial flare]

Same

[full egret]

I didnt get that impression🤣

Imagine getting breaks this early...

[manic inlet]

the elbow mf

[manic inlet]

i dont get a break til thanksgiving

[jovial flare]

Tell that to these Arkansas peolle

[loud panther]

Those glasses wouldn't be my first choice

[full egret]

I get one break for thanksgiving that's like 3 days I think but then back

[loud panther]

I got Friday, monday, and Tuesday

[jovial flare]

I prefer thin frame there Ralph Lauren and I love them

[loud panther]

Lemme see if I can find my old glasses

[jovial flare]

Found it

[full egret]

Imagine needing glasses ✨

[jovial flare]

@loud panther

[loud panther]

Trying to find one where I dont look like a youngin

[jovial flare]

You be nice

My dad was mean to me because I was blind and we didn’t know

[full egret]

20/20 vision ✨

[loud panther]

Ive since had ICL and no longer need glasses

[jovial flare]

Mehwhsbehsnshsb shhhh

[loud panther]

My beard looks better now i swear

[jovial flare]

That’s just a Canadian version of Zach

Specifically from Alberta

[manic inlet]

Zachnadian

[loud panther]

Except nebraska

[full egret]

The famous kangaroo mom 😂

[manic inlet]

even tho hes in Nebraska

[jovial flare]

Zach’s future wife

[loud panther]

I might be lower latitude that Zach in reality

[jovial flare]

I’m telling you man you can find some big baddies on tinder 😂

[manic inlet]

probably

def altitude

my city's at 4750 ft lmao

[full egret]

I had to make the connection like who tf is Zach then I seen the user 🤣

[loud panther]

My state is like 2000 ft for 90% of it im definitely lower

[manic inlet]

lowest altitude in all of Co is 3,315 ft in a valley somewhere down by Lamar lmao

state average range is 6400ft or smth

[loud panther]

Lmao im at 1600

[full egret]

Wait you're in co?

[loud panther]

You're like triple

[manic inlet]

yuh

[full egret]

🤣

[jovial flare]

Me in Texas at like whatever it is probably negative

[manic inlet]

mfs turned texas into a ditch

[jovial flare]

Arkansas i am in the mountains but there like hills

[loud panther]

Texas' average is higher than Nebraskas

[full egret]

Where I'm at in CO it's 4915 in town then up on the mesa idk

[jovial flare]

Maybe in the hill country this is north Texas we are talking about I can see Dallas from like 50 miles away

[loud panther]

Average altitude in Texas is like 1700

[manic inlet]

north texas is literally flat

its a table of grass

[jovial flare]

Get a monopoly board and that’s Fort Worth

[loud panther]

Nevemind I forgot we have a tiny part of the rockies

[jovial flare]

Like

[full egret]

Literally how I view anywhere out of the mountain bowl...

[loud panther]

Nebraska's average altitude is 2600.

Lowest point is 800

[manic inlet]

the prairie out around fort Morgan is just featureless

theres nothing

no buttes

no crests

no tall buildings

just grass

and cows

[jovial flare]

I like it like that

[loud panther]

Yall want to see the youngin Trevor?

[full egret]

Never been there

[manic inlet]

theres a certain tranquility to it

[jovial flare]

Could fit a buccees there maybe a Walmart or target

[manic inlet]

i mean Fort Morgan doesnt have the uhhhh most fantastic ppl so thats valid

not quite Commerce City having an active Klan chapter bad but last I was there people wasnt friendly lmao

[full egret]

I've been outside of Colorado to places more than I've been in Colorado towns besides home 🤣

[loud panther]

I mean ive been told to not go to a place in nebraska but for a weird reason

[manic inlet]

the most exotic place ive been to is rural central nebraska

[jovial flare]

Blum Texas for me

[loud panther]

Oh? Message me the town

Been to Yellowstone once

[jovial flare]

Ain’t nobody gonna know anything about Blum unless they’ve been to Blum or if they are around lake Whitney

[manic inlet]

bridgeport

oh you prolly meant Dm

ah well

[jovial flare]

But just don’t go to Blum 😭

[full egret]

I've been to Missouri, California, Utah, New York, Illinois, Arizona, Texas. Uhhhh Kansas. Heading to Michigan here soon

[manic inlet]

anyways it was Bridgeport, looking for family history records

[loud panther]

That is NOT central nebraska

[jovial flare]

Where were you in Texas

I’m gonna judge you

Nefariously

[loud panther]

Thats like central panhandle

[full egret]

It was just the airport 🤣 it barely counts

[manic inlet]

I forgot where that mf was lmao

[jovial flare]

Yeah bouta say get outa here

[loud panther]

I been to abeline once

[jovial flare]

Which airport 😭

[loud panther]

Or however it's spelled

[jovial flare]

Dfw?

[full egret]

I don't wanna be down there anyways it's too hot and it stinks and there's mountains.

[full egret]

Uhhhh Dallas? I think it was a LONG time ago

[jovial flare]

We have mountains out west and in central there just hills lmao

[loud panther]

I dont remember texas, I was a youngling

[full egret]

I have to fly into Chicago O Hare by myself next month-- 😀

[loud panther]

Good luck

[jovial flare]

Oh you’ll be fine

You need me to hold your hand?

[full egret]

I'm hoping I get lucky and my gates are close 🙏

[loud panther]

never been on a plane

[full egret]

Ew boy cooties

[jovial flare]

Go on one sometime

[manic inlet]

i been on a plane twice

[jovial flare]

I wash my hands thank you very much

[loud panther]

I wasnt allowed on the family trip to Australia

[manic inlet]

disney world trip when I was 16

[full egret]

I've flown commercial several times. It makes me anxious cause I'm more used to my dad's private flying which is a lot smoother.

[manic inlet]

return trip the pilot was like "we goin over the storm bois"

then he pitched into a 25 degree climb

and just

the turbofans started making unholy sounds

[jovial flare]

Okay Mr big shot

[full egret]

Shocking

[manic inlet]

from him slamming the throttle

[full egret]

Ms*

[manic inlet]

a lot of dudes go to the urinal and dont was they damn hands

[jovial flare]

Nah your a boy

[full egret]

I would hope not-

WAIT

[loud panther]

I hate looking at old photos of myself

[full egret]

THAT MEANS YOU WANNA HOLD A BOYS HAND

[manic inlet]

damn

[full egret]

🤣

[manic inlet]

Potter, youve played yourself

[jovial flare]

Also f*ckinh super market simulator @full egret 😭

[full egret]

Shhhhh

It's actually so fun 😅

[loud panther]

Its a good game

[full egret]

I was just on outlast trials

[jovial flare]

What’s wrong with that?

I hold my boys hands anytime of day

[loud panther]

Baby Trevor

[jovial flare]

😂😂

[manic inlet]

the face is round

[loud panther]

My beard was abysmal

[jovial flare]

I see why we grew a beard

[manic inlet]

abeardsmal

[loud panther]

Tbf ive lost a lot of weight since then

[manic inlet]

it do make a big difference

im aiming for 220lbs by June next year

[loud panther]

But i cant confirm the baby face is gone due to beard

[jovial flare]

You look like a grown up version of Bobby from king of the hill

[loud panther]

... bruh

[full egret]

That's wild

[manic inlet]

💀

[jovial flare]

It’ll always be there it’s okay

[loud panther]

Thats a violation

[jovial flare]

Listen I look like the Minecraft YouTuber dream or the kid who stars in stranger things you win some you lose some

[loud panther]

At least your lookalike is popular

[manic inlet]

and when I have a full beard I look like a serial murderer

or a mountain man

in some circles those are synonyms

[jovial flare]

That’s me when I wakeup in the morning

[full egret]

Rich Louis???

[jovial flare]

Without hair product I turn into bob Ross

[manic inlet]

Pot Ross

[loud panther]

The real baby Trevor

Oh wait I got a better one

Yes im taking photos out of a scrapbook

[full egret]

I have a few of little Kat

The buckteeth were wild

[loud panther]

At least you got a cute animal

[jovial flare]

Where did you steal Bambi 😭

[loud panther]

Unlike my lazy eye in this one

[full egret]

I used to steal baby deer and elk all the time as a kid. One time I went after one barefoot in a creek 🤣

[jovial flare]

Kat😭😭😭

[manic inlet]

wielding the deer fawn like a 2 liter of soda

[full egret]

I had a baby elk and a baby deer like a year and a half ago 🤣

[jovial flare]

You can’t just steal babies😭

[loud panther]

I mean im not innocent of that either

[manic inlet]

we got a mf kidnapper over here

[full egret]

My dad sometimes just brings stuff home like here have this too

[jovial flare]

She literally is

[manic inlet]

STOP ABDUCTING SMALL ANIMALS

[jovial flare]

Why are you Abducting these creatures 😭

[full egret]

One time our buddies found a family of foxes that had been hit on the road and one remained alive and it was a little baby and so I ended up with it too

[loud panther]

Mine wasnt as small

[jovial flare]

Deadass today on my run to the gym a skunk charged me

[full egret]

Bambi is no more

It was no more

[loud panther]

They have the temperaments of a mean cat

Id delete or spoler that

[jovial flare]

I didn’t know what to do besides just go OH SHI and realize a furball was chasing me

[full egret]

Hold on ima go spoiler that

[manic inlet]

skunk W

[full egret]

TW Dead Deer

[loud panther]

Ive been picking up random snakes since I was a toddler apparently

[manic inlet]

this is some found footage/Dateline/First 48 vibes right here

[full egret]

We had a voucher to kill like 10 deer because of property damage

[manic inlet]

specifically cause of the eyeshine on the very obviously deceased deer

[loud panther]

My dad says the typically acted confused until I tried eating them

[jovial flare]

Kats a psycho noted

[full egret]

Funny story. Two of those deer I ended up shooting with one bullet 🤣

[loud panther]

I grew out of that thankfully

[full egret]

And scoped myself in the eye

[manic inlet]

hell of a damn night then good lord woman 💀

[manic inlet]

triple kill

[loud panther]

I got a 2.5 kill on doves once

[full egret]

I've scoped myself in the eye so many times I'm like gun shy 😂
I'm short so it's awkward for me to get up on the gun sometimes

[manic inlet]

a half

[loud panther]

Long story

[full egret]

I once had a .22 pellet gun my dad had to cut half the stock on because I was so short

[manic inlet]

LOP is a helluva thing

[jovial flare]

Birds I can relate to shooting an over amount of. I don’t need to field dress 6 deer tough I’m okay😭

[manic inlet]

how not tall are you even 😭

[jovial flare]

My freezer ain’t that big

[loud panther]

I shot two doves and blew a decoy into pieces

[full egret]

In that picture with the dead deer I was 4' 11". I currently reside at an entire 5' 3

[jovial flare]

Dummy

[loud panther]

I was 12

[jovial flare]

My dad would yell at me

[manic inlet]

no wonder that rifle looks like a goddamn antitank weapon in your hands jesus lmao

[jovial flare]

Make me cry

And then tell me he loves me

[full egret]

I was like... 9-10 I think

Reminds me I seen a tank drive through town the other day and I was like wait wtf

Or a tank on a trailer a truck was hauling

[manic inlet]

the military just be out here doing stuff

[manic inlet]

damn

[loud panther]

I think I was 5'8 as a freshman or something

[loud panther]

I barely grew in HS

[manic inlet]

I was 6'0 by 14 💀

[full egret]

I've been 5' 3 since sixth grade....

[loud panther]

I cant remember been a while.

[manic inlet]

lmao

[full egret]

But I think I damaged my epiphyseal plates as a kid

[loud panther]

I was like top 5 height wise in my grade for a few years.

Then we got some transfers and they're all like 6'4 or taller

[manic inlet]

why did your school recruit vikings

[loud panther]

One kid was 6'4 as a 7th grader

[manic inlet]

holy crap

[full egret]

I know a guy who's 6' 5

[manic inlet]

thatd make sense sorta but like

[loud panther]

I think they were adopted by a rich family when they went to africa

[manic inlet]

5'3" is the average female height in the US

so like

[loud panther]

It sounded pretty weird

[full egret]

If I run, sometimes step certain ways, or get out of a vehicle a certain way a sharp pain shoots up my foot into my leg

Then usually I get stuck limping for a minute or two

[loud panther]

My aunts mother is 4'10

She wears a size 1 shoe

[full egret]

My dad is like 5' 10 and my mom I think is 5' 11

[loud panther]

Her husband was like 6'3. My aunt is around 5'1

[manic inlet]

that there be your sciatic nerve

[full egret]

One time when picking up Roo I pinched a nerve so bad I could barely move my torso for like a week

[manic inlet]

are you like okay

[loud panther]

It was kinda funny, my paternal grandpa is 5'10, my dad is 5'11, and for most of high school I was 6'

[manic inlet]

why is your nervous system failing

[manic inlet]

lol

[full egret]

I mean now I am. It comes back occasionally but

[loud panther]

Now im 6'1

[manic inlet]

okay good

[full egret]

Because I've got junk for genes

[manic inlet]

real

[vital heath]

@obsidian granite Post Apocalyptic Zoo.

[loud panther]

I did something similar pheasant hunting, I was bed bound for a week

[knotty olive]

I broke someone’s arm today

[manic inlet]

i got ass vision

[manic inlet]

Dennie wtf

[loud panther]

Been there

[vital heath]

The duality of freaking man holy hell.

[knotty olive]

Went for a lay up, lineman hit me just playing, came down on his arm and it snapped

[manic inlet]

cept my problems wasnt genes I was just born with bones missing and a hole in my head lmao

[vital heath]

“I hurt myself hunting :(“

“I broke someone’s arm”

[knotty olive]

He’s 3rd string tho it’s ok (jk)

[loud panther]

I didn't know i broke their arm for a month though

[manic inlet]

bruh

[full egret]

That's interesting

[obsidian granite]

I love the second picture, and the commentary too

[manic inlet]

i have no palatine bones

[knotty olive]

Wasn’t my fault

[manic inlet]

my hard palate is bone from my hip and the bottom half of my vomer/septum bone

[full egret]

Sorry I stole them

[loud panther]

Only weird thing ive done is learn to walk before I learned to crawl

So i have negative core muscles

[manic inlet]

😮

IT WAS YOU

[full egret]

I sold them

You're not getting them back

[vital heath]

Yeh

[loud panther]

Good

[vital heath]

I had to make a whole character persona to tell this story lmao

[manic inlet]

😭

[full egret]

Have they done anything surgically to implant anything to correct it and give you a palate?

[manic inlet]

yes thats why its the vomer

as an infant they cut that mf in half and laid it sideways and then stretched the soft tissue together

it kinda worked for a bit

then my face started to crush in on itself when i was 10

[full egret]

Me tryin to flip back in my anatomy class to where the vomer is

[manic inlet]

so at 11 they did a tongue flap surgery

[full egret]

Damn poor lil guy

[loud panther]

I dont know human bones only cattle

[manic inlet]

which is to say partially excised part of my tongue

and sewed it to the fistula for bloodflow

and then tried bone growth hormone

it bought me time but didnt work well

so

at 13

they did it again

[loud panther]

That sounds aweful

[manic inlet]

except that time they took a scoop full of cancellous bone from my iliac crest and implanted it in my head

and it worked great

[loud panther]

Now i dont feel as bad about having to do brain test to make sure every part worked

[manic inlet]

between the two surgeries I had a spinal migraine so bad I wanted to die, almost drowned in my own blood three times, and spent nearly 310 days combined eating only liquids

[full egret]

If you're comfortable answering this, I'm intrigued if not then my apologies.
How much has it affected your facial structure and like I guess function?

[manic inlet]

and another 250 on soft foods only like applesauce and pudding

[manic inlet]

good question, kinda hard to quantify

[full egret]

Fair enough

[manic inlet]

my dental arcade was kinda screwed cause of it

so eating was difficult ish

the I had braces

[full egret]

Yea I could imagine that

[manic inlet]

everything is U shaped now

but before it was like

\ /
/ \

that

[full egret]

You are an interesting creature

[manic inlet]

my premolars pointed inwards at like 30 degrees

[manic inlet]

I can also move my ears manually

and conract the muscles around my auricular canal independently to repressurize my ear

[full egret]

I bet that's nice

What are you studying ?

[manic inlet]

history and anthropology dual major, graduating in december with my BAs

[full egret]

Oh nice congrats

[manic inlet]

current trajectory is a 4.0 GPA for literally my entire academic career

#🦌︴help-and-tips

[full egret]

Damn that's impressive

[manic inlet]

I have been nicknamed the Academic Superweapon

[mossy badge]

Gotta go for your Masters and then do museum work

[manic inlet]

yuhhhhh, applying for my uni's MA program for next year

hoping for a TA position

[full egret]

I think mine has averaged like a 3.4 through all of HS and this first part of college I've done. But I've never really tried super hard either.

[manic inlet]

cause living stipend + halved tuition

[manic inlet]

oh I try until I run myself into the dirt, its why Im up at horrible hours of the night

[full egret]

Not currently sure what my GPA is tho since the school profile doesn't display it

[mossy badge]

Idk what my GPA is/was

[manic inlet]

my GPA has technically fallen since highschool

cause I graduated with a 4.14 lmao

because concurrent enrollment

[full egret]

I got a 95/100 on my last Anatomy exam and I was like wtf how'd I do that because as much as I studied I didnt expect that I knew as much of it as I did

[manic inlet]

taking college classes as a junior is a helluva thing

[obsidian granite]

Well now I'm commited to designing a new lodge in PZ, what have you done 😅

[manic inlet]

im in forensic anthropology so im getting to learn all of the bones and stuff

mf sternoclavicular joint gonna haunt my dreams

[full egret]

Im so bad at like marks on bones. We had to learn that for the first exam and I mean I did fine but good lord

I use Quizlet to the fullest extent I can 🤣

[manic inlet]

the thing that kicked me in the head the most is there's multiple zygomatic processes

theres one for each bone that connects to it

so the frontal bone has one

the temporal bone has one

and the maxila has one

[full egret]

Oof yeah that confused me I was like why can't we just find new names for stuff

[manic inlet]

the sphenoid bone is also just

its there

that crap where the pituitary gland sits

the goddamn hypophyseal fossa

aka sella turcica cause someone was like ey it looks like a turkish saddle

whole damn thing is butterfly shaped

[full egret]

Styloid process is one of the main ones I've remembered cause it sticks out like a damn toothpick

[manic inlet]

and most of the skulls in the anthro departments lab dont have them cause if you set em down wrong they collapse into ash

just GONE

[full egret]

lol yeah

[manic inlet]

atomized like the test rig for Gadget in New Mexico

[manic inlet]

forensic anthro is entirely the skeleton ofc so unless there's a tuberosity associated with it we dont learn any muscles

[full egret]

You just reminded me of a video our professor showed us and in the video the guy going over the skeletal muscles kept pronouncing it "skeh lee tul"

[manic inlet]

😭

[full egret]

I'll send you the video if I can find it

He also loses the words he's trying to say at one point and it's pretty funny

[manic inlet]

lmao

throwback to having to clean my SMLE on my bed cause i hadnt cleaned off my workbench yet

[vital heath]

I gave you ✨ inspiration ✨

[sturdy vector]

I am going to be testing hunter too

I expect some huge performance uplifts

[rare veldt]

Nah it belongs to the club where I shoot

[scarlet wharf]

oops😭

cooking some food

[rare veldt]

375 Cheytac vs .223

[jovial flare]

Are you in Oklahoma?

[rare veldt]

Are you practising for world War three?

[vale thunder]

Potter ????

[tranquil summit]

what game is this

[scarlet wharf]

wild savanna

[tranquil summit]

thx

[sick briar]

i tried a vanilla coke and it's gross

during the sip it tastes like coke then immediately after it just tastes like medicine

I expected it to be like a float with a vanilla ice cream taste not like a poorly disguised medicine taste

[vale thunder]

Bruh

[jovial flare]

Drunk and disorderly?

[vale thunder]

POOTTEEERR

[jovial flare]

It’s fall break so I thought I’d break out of my cocoon and chat for a while

[vale thunder]

Lmao!

[jovial flare]

I was talking to Zach earlier about women problems 😭

[vale thunder]

How ya been man

[jovial flare]

Well that’s debatable 😭😭

Uhhhh

[vale thunder]

What’s debatable

How you’ve been??

[jovial flare]

School wise I’m doing good socially it’s dead rn everyone went home and I stayed on campus it’s a ghost town

[vale thunder]

that bad huh

[jovial flare]

I had a girl try telling me how to pee correctly

[vale thunder]

Huh

Was she drunk

[jovial flare]

She told me I needed to wipe it with a tissue 😭

[vale thunder]

HAHAHAH

She don’t know the pro move - the shake

[jovial flare]

I tried explaining that😭

It didn’t go well😭

[vale thunder]

Women ☕️

*some women

[jovial flare]

But no she’s gone and out of my life

Then there’s another

And another

[vale thunder]

Jeez man

[jovial flare]

It’s

It’s not great

The other one is gone as well the other other I like

So we are stuck with her

[vale thunder]

I’ve been single since my breakup , miss a girl I used to know a while back but there’s no way in hell I have a shot with her now

[jovial flare]

But no it’s been just a ton of love drama for me I’m ngl

[jovial flare]

Nahhhh you got that

[vale thunder]

Do share whenever you feel the need in DMs

[vale thunder]

Dog I literally have zero way of contact

[vale thunder]

Besides messaging her mother and asking for her number that way

EVEN THEN it would be awkward bc I haven’t seen her in years

[jovial flare]

Should’ve messaged her

[vale thunder]

She blocked me because my sister said something nasty to her (best possible explanation for why I was blocked)

She was my best friend for a long while

[jovial flare]

I’m dying at what I just said I’m sorry 😭

[vale thunder]

Yeah WTF are you rimming your margs with potter?

[jovial flare]

Chamoy

Dude I’d kill for a margarita rn

[vale thunder]

Tajin?

It do be lit

[vale thunder]

Same

[vital heath]

peeks

[vale thunder]

Rita’s and boot shopping?

[jovial flare]

I haven’t had a drink in a while I’m waiting for my parents to come up so they can give me a real one

[vale thunder]

Lmao

[jovial flare]

I’ve been looking at the Wyatt by tecovas as they released a gray version of it

[vale thunder]

I am broke rn

[jovial flare]

Dude I got 50 bucks

[vale thunder]

Oh nevermind

[jovial flare]

And I can’t spend it because I have to uber to the gfs

[vital heath]

Oh uh

[jovial flare]

Like😭

If you think you are broke

[vale thunder]

I am not broke then

[vital heath]

oh I forgot what I was going to say forget me

[jovial flare]

I’m about to be broke broke

Least to say the woman will be paying for things if I see her

[vale thunder]

I’ve got 30 in spending, 300 in my immediate savings and 300 cash

[jovial flare]

Yeahhhhh

I wish

[vale thunder]

Do you like the woman

Is she nice

[jovial flare]

I do which is why I’m ubering to see her😭

[vale thunder]

Does she treat you like a person or an animal

[jovial flare]

She drove to me last time

[vale thunder]

Aw cute

[jovial flare]

Little bit of both it’s complicated but she’s been leaving me on read as of recently so idk what’s gonna happen Wednesday which is her off day

She works 2 jobs

[vale thunder]

First GF tried to train me like a puppy

[jovial flare]

I already talked about this earlier with Zach but yeah

I’m trying to figure it out

[vale thunder]

Calmly talk to her about it

Level headed conversation

[jovial flare]

I texted her if to tell me if she wanted to hangout Wednesday and she left that on read and now my plan is to just wait

Btw she’s in Oklahoma

I’m in Arkansas

It’s an hour drive

Which she drove that to see my goofy ass

[vale thunder]

Shiiii come say hi man I’m down in Texas

[jovial flare]

She’d enjoy it more there probably

The foods better omg

And more to do

I miss the food😭

[vale thunder]

Yeah I think your answer is in the effort shes show in you

[jovial flare]

But other than that man I’ve literally been bored. I went to the bookstore and bought two cookies books ones a French ones the others an awsome Japanese cook book. And then Friday I got insanely stoned because my friend was kind enough to give me an edible. But other than that it’s been boring as heck.

And rn I’m starving

[vale thunder]

Also she might be in the stage where’s shes so comfortable that shes ok with not talking constantly and maybe it’s her way of showing you that you don’t have to constantly worry about her

[jovial flare]

But I can’t buy whataburge

Wait

Maybe

[vale thunder]

Yummy

Whataburger

[jovial flare]

Dude I’m starved

I’ve been going to the gym more as well

[vale thunder]

I’ve been reading my Bible

And uh

[jovial flare]

I joined church group thing and then on top of that I joined a church

Like religious wise

[vale thunder]

Doing haircare bc apparently it’s important if I want to make the lesbians jealous (my goal in life with long hair is to make as many lesbians jealous of my beautiful hair)

[jovial flare]

I’m not entirely like serious about it but I do enjoy the sense of community at it

[vale thunder]

That’s fair

[jovial flare]

Awwwwe look at you

[vale thunder]

If you ever wanna talk religiously,y DMs be open

[jovial flare]

Dude I’ve been trying to convince women I’m not gay

It’s a struggle

Like

Omg

[vale thunder]

You’re just a fruitcake of a straight guy

Teedah! Fibish

[jovial flare]

Yeah well when I’m all cuddled up with a girl and I’m asked “ so are you sure your straight” it is like omg go away😭

[jovial flare]

WOOOO

[lavish marsh]

How do you manage this

[vale thunder]

What

[jovial flare]

dude

Idk

[vale thunder]

That is crazy dude

[jovial flare]

Looking like this

[vale thunder]

I had a girl say I had sugar in my tank

[lavish marsh]

I don't get it

[jovial flare]

Like what do you want from me

[jovial flare]

NOR DO I

BUT IVE HAD TO TELL MULTIPLE PEOPLE

Dude my friends friends aren’t even sure about my sexuality

[vale thunder]

It’s the lack of facial hair and the round glasses

[jovial flare]

Yeah well I grow out a little goyte every now and then

[vale thunder]

NOT SAYIJV THAT ARE BAD

[jovial flare]

But I like to shave

[vale thunder]

Mustache

[jovial flare]

I like my cute face okay😭

[vale thunder]

Woman go coo coo

[lavish marsh]

NO

[jovial flare]

But they think it’s the devil

[vale thunder]

YES

[jovial flare]

I wouldn’t do that I’m better

[vale thunder]

MUSTACHE

[lavish marsh]

NO

[vale thunder]

BEAUTIFUL LONG MUSTACHE

[lavish marsh]

NO

[vale thunder]

Nah he needs some sideburns

Like

[jovial flare]

But literally those are my tinder pics and I’ve never confused more women

[vale thunder]

Side stubble

[jovial flare]

😂

[lavish marsh]

Even worse

[vale thunder]

Dude should I do tinder

[jovial flare]

I’d recommend bumble I think more

I like bumble and tinder but tinder can be a bunch of girls trying to sleep with you

[lavish marsh]

I refuse to use dating apps hoping my rich man magically appears

[jovial flare]

Stay faithful to that ideology I gave in and now have 2 and enjoy it

[vale thunder]

Lmao

[lavish marsh]

It's possible I swear

[jovial flare]

Tinder if you want the premium is cheaper though

[lavish marsh]

I hope...

[jovial flare]

Bumble for premium is more expensive

But I like it more

It’s also more women forward so they are actually in control

[vale thunder]

Worm child don’t take offense to this but i forgot you were a chick for like ….. at least 45 seconds

[jovial flare]

Which I like because man the creeps on Tinder scare me

[lavish marsh]

This is my problem

I AM NOT A MAN

[jovial flare]

😂😂

[vale thunder]

😳

[jovial flare]

Go find a man

It’s not hard

[lavish marsh]

I'm working on it!!!

[vale thunder]

Trust in the Lord (or the universe or whatever you believe in)

[vital heath]

you’re gonna be so mad at me

But

[vale thunder]

Just trust

[jovial flare]

I’m gonna be so honest with you if you see an attractive man in public that you deam to be the one look at him and make eye contact if you grab his attention smile at him if he reciprocates walk over and try to chat.

[vale thunder]

My guy you look like you have blush on

[jovial flare]

I don’t I just have natural red cheeks

[lavish marsh]

I'll kill social anxiety

[rare veldt]

Lmao I thought you was 😭🤣🥀

[vital heath]

But at first glance I thought you were photo dumping a lot of pics of Harry Styles for some reason and was so confused

[jovial flare]

You can say what you want ik

[lavish marsh]

I'm not even surprised atp

[vale thunder]

LMAO

[jovial flare]

Ykw I take that as a compliment

[rare veldt]

Many apologies🙏

[lavish marsh]

No need

I'm just manly

[vital heath]

Oh hi Worm

[lavish marsh]

With my big muscle

[rare veldt]

Kk 👍🏼👍🏼

[lavish marsh]

Yo

[rare veldt]

Lol true

[vale thunder]

Dog I’m sure you’re attractive just a lot of guys are scared shite-less of being perceived as a creep

[jovial flare]

@vale thunder the one thing I would do if you do download a dating app is don’t and this is just my personal preference post any pictures that necessarily show off your body because this is just a me thing but I don’t want to be objectified for it and I’d rather someone be generally interested in me for who I am

[vital heath]

I keep smelling* sewage and idk if it’s the sprinklers of the apartment complex using recycled water or if there’s another problem bc like I’ve sniffed around and only smell it at the door

[vale thunder]

I have a dad bod , was NOT planning on it trust

[vale thunder]

Including myself

[jovial flare]

You got this✨

[lavish marsh]

Oh yeah no doubt, I don't lack the looks or skill I just lack finding men

[vital heath]

Dad bod’s are awesome

[jovial flare]

If you need a cheerleader @lavish marsh I’ll be there😂

[vital heath]

My boyfriend is lanky but he’s got a bit of a belly. Contrary to popular belief, muscular guys and super skinny guys are not comfortable to snuggle

[jovial flare]

I had a girl tell me she wasn’t used to dating dudes “my size” and I just didn’t know what to do with that information

[vale thunder]

There have been roughly 27 women I coulda asked for their number that I chose not to bc poor timing / lack of confidence / not wanting to be pepper sprayed

[lavish marsh]

Rip

[vital heath]

Shes just used to dating sticks it’s ok

[jovial flare]

Well let’s put effort into it

[vale thunder]

That doesn’t even make sense you look fit as hell

[vital heath]

You’re not big at all

[jovial flare]

No she’s used to dating larger dudes I was her first stick😭

[vital heath]

oh

[jovial flare]

Well I like to use the word twonk

[vital heath]

oh

[vale thunder]

Dude I don’t wanna rush anything either , I just turned 18 and I’m a dumbass

[vital heath]

im so sorry

[lavish marsh]

With an i?

Sorry

[jovial flare]

I’m not scrawny

[jovial flare]

Okay Ykw

[vale thunder]

Hes small boned

[jovial flare]

Hold on I’m putting on pants

[vital heath]

LMAO

[lavish marsh]

Hold on me too

[vale thunder]

Twinkle toes is getting dressed up

Both of them are

WORMY AND POTTER LOVERS CONFIRMED

[vital heath]

“Um… ur too skinny for me”

“Ok :)”

Everyone has different preferences, you just have not found the right girl who prefers your body type yet. Don’t be so hard on yourself about it

[jovial flare]

THATS HOW IT WAS

She also didn’t know how to perceive my feminine side

She was used to really massculine men

[vale thunder]

Your feminine side is Ws btw

[vital heath]

Oh she into gymbros

[lavish marsh]

I've dated both

[jovial flare]

😭

[lavish marsh]

Idk which is better

[vital heath]

My boyfriend doesn’t really have a feminine side but it’s so adorable when he starts rambling about the stuff he likes or is passionate about

[vale thunder]

Paint his nails

[lavish marsh]

Please

[vale thunder]

I want a woman to paint my nails

Please

I’m so f-ing lonely

[vital heath]

I don’t paint his nails but we paint Warhammer figures together

[vale thunder]

Whens the wedding

[lavish marsh]

Glue them to his nails

[vale thunder]

That’s a dream

[sick briar]

are you gay

[vital heath]

Not until we have a house

Which is

Probably quite some time down the road

[vale thunder]

W Man and W Woman

[vital heath]

We met on Monster Hunter… on the switch

[vale thunder]

Adorable

[lavish marsh]

Crazy

[vale thunder]

Nerds

[vital heath]

THIS IS A WILD STATEMENT

[vale thunder]

Love to see it

[vital heath]

I HAVE TEARS DOG

[lavish marsh]

What's wrong with the dog

[vale thunder]

Poor dog

[vital heath]

what the dog doin

[vale thunder]

Don’t hurt it

[vital heath]

Oh

Oh