🦝︴off-topic

[rare veldt]

Fr

[fair relic]

Yup

Anyway imma run

Cya

[rare veldt]

Fair enough have a good one! 😁

[fair relic]

You too! 😁

[rare veldt]

Thanks

[torpid flower]

@astral eagle

[vale thunder]

Damn that is hot

[torpid flower]

150k miles

4 wheel drive

Needs more paint tho

[wise bridge]

Acting like we can read through the marker you put on

[torpid flower]

It be aight

[rare veldt]

I think I’m about to die…

[astral karma]

ight bro

[misty grove]

Her neighbors are going to file a restraining order and move

[gray cave]

Anybody like storm chasing?

[slim hamlet]

Ok I'm done.

[mild nacelle]

Is this satire....

I'm about to have a mental break down after watching those

[rare veldt]

Did you get into a fist fight with a fish???

[sick briar]

avg pike experience

[obsidian bay]

The clams finally had enough of his bs

[rare veldt]

Frfr

[astral karma]

tf happened bro

[whole nest]

wth-

lil nolumoth

before you question his arms in the wings, yes they are shaped like that in-game

[astral karma]

creatures of sonaria designs make no sense

if that thing can actually fly id be surprised

[whole nest]

it can

well\

[astral karma]

weird

[whole nest]

it glides

[astral karma]

so it cant sustain powered flight

[whole nest]

nope but it can boost itself by flapping rlly hard

besides gravity there is diff

Jeff can jump incredibly high there

[astral karma]

thats cause its a human

which evolved on earth gravity

if a planet has lower gravity its creatures would be affected by gravity by how we are on earth

but we'd be less affected

[slim hamlet]

Hows it going with you

[obsidian bay]

Tired and sore tbh

Not in their final place

But moved all the old furniture out

Moved our desks in

[slim hamlet]

Nice. Looks pretty good. Is that a rolling around stoll thing?

[whole nest]

set the perm lines 😨

nolumoth

my son

[obsidian bay]

It's a stationary stool but it spins and works out your core because it's slightly off balance

[whole nest]

he is missing markings cus he's albino (his spec dont have eyes)

[obsidian bay]

Like the part on the floor is curved to force you to stabilize

[whole nest]

ooooh we have that in our classroom

i hate em personally, my ballance is horrible and it has given me like 8 milion heart attacks ;-;

[obsidian bay]

It also extends like a magicians wand and I didnt know when I picked it up

So it jammed my foot

[obsidian bay]

Aw haha.
I was literally spinning on it yesterday

[slim hamlet]

Oh. That's how you spell it...

That's nice.

[slim hamlet]

I'd manage to do that even if they didn't extend.

[rare veldt]

Molest… Florida is mad

[sick briar]

bruh i unironcially had to argue with someonne that i cannot tell they are chinese instead of japanese just from them having 姉 in their name and they literally had an anime pfp and the symbol is both chinese and japanese

[deft ice]

India

[silent harbor]

🫃

[deft ice]

Nah ts fire

[lyric lichen]

First g1

[cosmic osprey]

#🦌︴great-ones

[open halo]

i had a friend ask what class im in and when i said no he threatened to call my dad

[mild nacelle]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiity friend

[open halo]

meh

its a joke kinda

[mild nacelle]

Kinda?

[open halo]

he has my dad number i think but theres a minor problem

[obsidian bay]

Is the problem that he has the number?

[open halo]

he doesnt actually have his nomber

[open halo]

dads not in my province rn

[obsidian bay]

Whomp

[open halo]

yeah

just me and my mom for another week

[silent harbor]

#🦝︴pet-pics 👆 🤓

[mild nacelle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Z-o6Z9Fm35I what a beautiful sport

[open halo]

i giot a cell phone from the friend who threatened to call my daf

[cosmic osprey]

Leave again👆🤓

[silent finch]

bonk

[open halo]

i dont knlw what to do wiht my new phone

[cosmic osprey]

I don’t really like mine

[open halo]

i dont know what iphone it is

it has been taken away

[vale knot]

yo i just started the game can someone help me out a lil?

[open halo]

wrong chat

[silent harbor]

no

[vale knot]

mb

[open halo]

k

[kindred anchor]

is Natural Resource Manager good job?

[vague mist]

Frick u

[mighty fox]

[astral karma]

What like oil?

Water?

Wood?

[kindred anchor]

what

[astral karma]

Managing what resources

[obsidian bay]

Go eat lava like you normally do

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lava-cat-minecraft-cat-gif-13440479435726322249

[kindred anchor]

it involves managing and protecting natural resources such as forests, water, soil, wildlife and other environmental features to ensure their sustainable use and preservation for future generations.

[astral karma]

Maybe

Follow your dreams

[vague mist]

Erm no

[obsidian bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218965693182120087/1343355570257789040/legion_takeover.gif

[slim hamlet]

I want a tattoo so bad

[obsidian bay]

Do it, get one

[astral karma]

Same

I want a tramp stamp

[slim hamlet]

Yeah... But they can get semi expensive

[obsidian bay]

Oh I know. Back in 2012(?) My ribs cost me 200$

A year ago my wrist cost me 150$

And the wrist isn't even like.. detailed.

[slim hamlet]

I forget what my chest cost. It was a bit...

[ruby wave]

I got a tattoo today. It sucked. 0/10 experience. Will unfortunately do again.

[slim hamlet]

Where did you get one that it sucked so much?

[ruby wave]

About the middle of my shoulder blades to the middle of my skull

[slim hamlet]

Yeah... That would do it

[ruby wave]

I'm going back in 2 weeks to get artwork on my hand done, I must enjoy it somewhat lol

I'd post a pic but I got one of those fat head things lol

[abstract viper]

Thrush

Found birb eggs

[astral eagle]

birb

[ruby wave]

Screw it, don't mind the blood, or the weird crease thing I got going on, or my general fat head thing. It's unnerving. Or the crookedness of my general form. I be old.

[obsidian bay]

Oh no... not a case of fatheadthingitis.

Jokes aside, sick tattoo.

Tbh seeing Snapchat filter widemouth kip for so long

And then seeing normal shaped back of kip head

It's kinda jarring?

[manic inlet]

waddup josh

[astral eagle]

the sky

[manic inlet]

indeed

[ruby wave]

Extremely so.

With the deposit and time, it was only 500 Canadian buckeroos. Gotta go back in a month or so to finish it up because there's a tribal on one side that's gotta be fixed up and mirrored to the opposite side. Gonna suck.

[obsidian bay]

500 is not bad tbh.
How many hours did it cost?

[ruby wave]

Only 2 full hours. So not bad.

Dude's a pro

[cosmic osprey]

Hola tyk

[obsidian bay]

Hey hi howdy

[obsidian bay]

Thats really not bad at all, value to time and for scope of the work

[mild nacelle]

Hello

[obsidian bay]

Hoi

[cosmic osprey]

Der

[ruby wave]

And I felt every second of those 2 hours lol. I've got like 13 or so other pieces but this was the worst and I still have work to do on it.

[abstract viper]

I need another tattoo

[cosmic osprey]

I figured you’d stop at the forehead tattoo

[abstract viper]

I wand hand tats

Want

[cosmic osprey]

I’ll draw em😂

[ruby wave]

I got Japanese symbols on 'em right now but I'm getting them covered up

[obsidian bay]

I would like leg flowers with my dogs pawprints interspersed

[vague mist]

Who wanna fight

[ruby wave]

Let's go pork chop

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-i-will-distroy-you-finn-gif-8065473

[vague mist]

You don’t wanna mess with me

[cosmic osprey]

💀

[obsidian bay]

Legitimately made me think of this

[ruby wave]

Yeah well I got a cool tattoo bro, step up

[obsidian bay]

https://tenor.com/view/music-headphones-listeningtomusic-listentomusic-myjam-gif-5028747

[vague mist]

I have a sick tattoo

[ruby wave]

Prove it

[vague mist]

Erm

I can’t

[cosmic osprey]

Beautiful you don’t

[cosmic osprey]

Because you’re like 11

[ruby wave]

All problems vanish when puppers

[cosmic osprey]

Facts

[obsidian bay]

Nah Wisptime is definitely like 15

[abstract viper]

Guys how much corn u think i can hide in this

[cosmic osprey]

Why do you need to hide it

Again

[obsidian bay]

Depends

Are we talking ears of corn

[abstract viper]

I once again say dont ask john

[obsidian bay]

Or

[vague mist]

😮

How did you guess

[obsidian bay]

Is it removed from the cob

[abstract viper]

Removed

I think 25-30 pond

Pound

[obsidian bay]

Because there are two widely diff answers

Dried

Fresh

Canned

[abstract viper]

It free from cob and dry

Zach do the math

[manic inlet]

Grizz this is a random and entirely unrelated question

[cosmic osprey]

🤏

[abstract viper]

Oh lawd

[vague mist]

Who r u

[manic inlet]

do you know how much the largest north american beaver ever killed weighed

[abstract viper]

The big boss

[manic inlet]

if not take a guess

[cosmic osprey]

I am me

You are a small person

[manic inlet]

depends on type of cord and if cobbed or not

[abstract viper]

110

[cosmic osprey]

Like grizz

[manic inlet]

and how much youre willing to mash it

[abstract viper]

No mashing

Solid dry and off the con

[manic inlet]

i'd say about 30 to 35

[manic inlet]

very close

120

[abstract viper]

Lies

[manic inlet]

it was killed in wisconsin

[abstract viper]

Google said 110

[manic inlet]

in I think 1972

[abstract viper]

Why not work?

Someone diagnose it

[slim hamlet]

It has the flu

[abstract viper]

Needs a new coil head i think

(Im saying words)

[cosmic osprey]

I will tn

[abstract viper]

Maybe a carburetor

Oh it could need air line fuel

[astral eagle]

smack it about 10-20 times with a wrench

[abstract viper]

Oh trust me

We slapped it with everything at this point

Including a lawn mower engine

[cosmic osprey]

Does it turn over?

[abstract viper]

Not currently

As we have the starter removed

[cosmic osprey]

Is the engine still free

As in you can put a wrench on the harmonic balancer and turn it

That guy

[abstract viper]

Its fine

It ran last summer

Just needs a new starter and a tune up

[royal depot]

What to do when I can't play multiplayer mode

[abstract viper]

I licked it and it tasted funny is that normal?

[slim hamlet]

#🦌︴help-and-tips

[cosmic osprey]

… yes

[mild nacelle]

Ain't got no gas in jt

[solemn imp]

earl alive

[unique tartan]

some art i did a while ago

[abstract viper]

Clearly ai

[open halo]

Got discord on the new phone

[wooden raft]

Is this rare

[solemn imp]

Nah

[open halo]

Yes

[wooden raft]

Their is only 430 made so just asking

[slim hamlet]

I don't feel so good

[open halo]

Oh?

I am watching the Brandon herrara Unibomber pistol

[solemn imp]

I am watching the Metallica music video for nothing else matters

[open halo]

Damn

Bdwj forever omg wrestling part 109

[solemn imp]

Yeah

[open halo]

Ok

[solemn imp]

Finna mount this skull to my hood of my car

[open halo]

No

[solemn imp]

Yea

Or my little spike buck

[open halo]

No

[solemn imp]

Why

[open halo]

Truck only have deer head

[solemn imp]

Ok light bar

[solemn imp]

It identifies as a truck

It does truck stuff

[open halo]

No

[solemn imp]

Yes

[open halo]

Uh

[solemn imp]

???

Frame is bent

[torpid flower]

NOOOO

That’s the Chrysler?

[solemn imp]

Yeah

[solemn imp]

I am still driving it

[torpid flower]

Nice

[solemn imp]

Yeah

[torpid flower]

Aye I follow you on TikTok now to

[solemn imp]

You do?

[torpid flower]

Yuh

[solemn imp]

Shii

[gray cave]

Anybody like tornado chasing?

[sinful owl]

Yall should I get this gun in the future? Has decent reviews (trying to find something a little bit better then my gun bc it only tickles squirrels bc the squirrels around my house be a bit to fat and big enough that they live)

[rare veldt]

Look this up I asked one of the old timers at the rifle club I attend while I was looking for a good break barrel and he said this was a good one

In the uk it goes for £300

And for chunky squirrels I recommend .22

[sick briar]

mfw the devs of persona just decided to rebrand makoto in metaphor and call him a differant guy

[slim hamlet]

Doom will always be a great series

[shell swan]

thats the dragon from doom the dark ages

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-the-dark-ages-doom-slayer-dragon-kiss-of-death-gif-665127283724753487

[balmy acorn]

Mimi’s shopping list for tomorrow…

[obsidian bay]

Would add a glass flip top to it if betta going in there

[solemn imp]

Earl is alive

[sick briar]

thank you doctor house my foot was feeling extra itchy today

[unique tartan]

yep

[open halo]

New phone working

[sinful owl]

Oooo

[open halo]

Blasting Katy Perry

[rare veldt]

What am I supposed to make of this?

My brain is slow today sorry

[sinful owl]

Ah im trying to see if I can anything on it like places that sell it but nothings popping up for me

[silent harbor]

yall want anything from burger king?

[rare veldt]

Oof💀

[rare veldt]

Water please

[sinful owl]

Yeah im trying to find at least something better then my. Crossman storm XT

Its a 177 cal

[rare veldt]

Well that is your problem

You need .22

[sinful owl]

Trying to find ones hard

[rare veldt]

.177 won’t do it

[sinful owl]

Bc most i see is hatsan air rifles

[rare veldt]

You in the US

[sinful owl]

Yup

[rare veldt]

Hmmm

I don’t know any sites

I know a British one because I live in England

But it is extremely unhelpful

[sinful owl]

I been searching bore airguns

[rare veldt]

Yeah I got nothing

Honestly the unfortunate truth about are rifles is the majority of the time how expensive something is how good it is

[sinful owl]

Here's the two im looking at

I will keep looking but hopefully I can at least get a decent one

My guns pretty old and it does shoot fine but also gotta know where you shooting bc these squirrels around here you needa get a perfect head shot bc try aiming anywhere else they just absorb them things

Only got 2 squirrels with it at this house last house i used to live in idk how many it got all ik it took em out decently

But this land nobody hunted them really

[rare veldt]

I only take head shots unless they are in a trap

They look good

[sinful owl]

Only 2 decent ones I seen from hatsan

[rare veldt]

I would need to know they’re foot ponds to make a good judgment

[sinful owl]

Foot ponds?

[rare veldt]

How much power a gun has

[sinful owl]

Thats the hatsan 95

[rare veldt]

That would do 24 foot pounds is very good

[sinful owl]

For either or?

[silent harbor]

you telling me a gun is only 90 bucks??

[rare veldt]

Never mind my dumbass ain’t reading it right

The .22 is 21 foot pounds that can kill a fox 🤣

[sinful owl]

Has decent review

[rare veldt]

If you shoot it in the temple

[sinful owl]

So i can go for any one of em

[rare veldt]

I would say go for .22 but I’m biased as it’s my favourite calibre for an air rifles but yeah should work

[sinful owl]

Ye I like this one specifically

[rare veldt]

Fair enough

And it’s reasonably cheap too so if it don’t work great

not an absolute loss

[sinful owl]

I will see if I can get it by Christmas

I love me a good air rifle

[rare veldt]

My dumb ass like why don’t you just buy it now

[sinful owl]

Im not able to buy guns

I got my pellet rifle when 7 I never bought it

[cosmic osprey]

L

[sinful owl]

Gotta wait manye 2-3 more years before I can buy a gun

[rare veldt]

What did bro do

[rare veldt]

Oh bro is just too young

[sinful owl]

Im not a legal adult yet

Im 2 years away

Well 2-3 before im 18-19

[cosmic osprey]

Jax says hola

[sinful owl]

Awh cute dog

This my dog hes a big baby

[cosmic osprey]

He’s not very happy with me rn

[sinful owl]

Pitys are known for being scary only scary thing about my dog his tail and his farts hes scared of his own farts

[cosmic osprey]

Had to take away his new chew toy that he found

[rare veldt]

In the UK you need to be 18 to own any rifles even just a simple pellet gun but I am a year away from being 18 I still own 2 Air rifles although By law my dad owns them but technically they are mine

[cosmic osprey]

Heh

[sinful owl]

Ye I love being in the south my sister had to wait till she was like 13-15 to get a knife while I got my first gun at 7

My uncle casually had a pellet rifle when I said I wanted a gun then boom he grabbed it out his truck

[cosmic osprey]

Got my first BB gun at 4 first gun at 6 or 7

[sinful owl]

My gun just chills there

Ugh be waiting for rabbit season

Bc the rabbits be tearing up our garden

[cosmic osprey]

Mine are just chilling in the safes

[rare veldt]

Rabbits don’t have a close season in the UK I just live by any 😭

But one of the guys at the club said he would take me on a night hunt if he can get permission from the farmer

[sinful owl]

My gun needs to probably cleaned in the future

Be*

[rare veldt]

I was going to say

[sinful owl]

Properly *

Imma fight my autocorrect

I fight it on a daily when writing a sentence

[rare veldt]

Yeah that’ll help

[rare veldt]

Lmao

Same energy

It does not like me

[sinful owl]

I want to turn it off but I need it at nighttime when im tired

[wanton quest]

Hey everyone!

[sinful owl]

So I dont spell funky

Hello there

[rare veldt]

Yo it’s the guy Who is grandfather owns a million guns

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[sinful owl]

My gun been with me for years idk how old it is

My uncle probably had it longer

[wanton quest]

huh?

[rare veldt]

Give me a second

[wanton quest]

ok lol

[rare veldt]

Never mind a different guy sorry

He had a call profile picture last time

[wanton quest]

Ohhhh ok

What console you play on?

[rare veldt]

Xbox

I tried PC but no good

[wanton quest]

Im also xbox, im tryna get back into COTW

Redownloaded it yesterday

[rare veldt]

Nice

[wanton quest]

we should play sometime

[rare veldt]

When my dad gets back I’ll get him to get the thing for multiplayer

[wanton quest]

wym

gamepass?

[rare veldt]

Yes

[wanton quest]

ok!

[rare veldt]

Yeee

[wanton quest]

add me, vKriox

[rare veldt]

Done

[wanton quest]

on xboxx lol

[rare veldt]

Ooooooooooooooooooo yea that would help

[sinful owl]

Also late update on the garden took these like a week or so ago

[rare veldt]

Just eating dinner real quick give me a sec

[wanton quest]

yh sure

[sinful owl]

We got more stuff growing

[wanton quest]

what are these growing

[sinful owl]

We got squash butter beans and peas bell peppers and some tomatoes from what I can remember in that picture

[wanton quest]

cool man

[rare veldt]

Me guns

Ignore the Sun

[cosmic osprey]

I am

[torpid flower]

The hell?

Hunter just had to unwrap Barbed wire from under the sxs

[cosmic osprey]

Bored

Board

[torpid flower]

John you’ll be proud to know I’m getting a job soon

Or trying to

[cosmic osprey]

Just had 4 cruisers roll down my road and heard over the intercom this is the police come out now with your hands up

[torpid flower]

Uhh oh

What did you do

[cosmic osprey]

Made a fantastic runner

[torpid flower]

I ran outa spray

[wise bridge]

You’d never

[torpid flower]

That’s why you live in New York

I don’t wanna hear it

[cosmic osprey]

Imma rattle can this whole trailer

[torpid flower]

Why?

I smell like deisel fuel now

[cosmic osprey]

Paint is flaking and I don’t like it

[torpid flower]

How big is it

What typa trailer

[cosmic osprey]

20ft boat trailer

[cosmic osprey]

Guess I could just get the paint gun out and do it correctly

[wise bridge]

You don’t even have a job

Can’t drive and you’re looking for a truck

[mild nacelle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/OSbuxUQD6bU

[mild nacelle]

Depending on his laws at least here you can get a license a year or two earlier if it's for farm ranch use

[cosmic osprey]

He still can’t

[wise bridge]

He doesn’t actually ranch his dad does it

He’s a farm hand

[torpid flower]

I have my own cows

And I’m buying goats Saturday

And I just bought pigs

[torpid flower]

I can drive around on private Property

[wise bridge]

That’s are your dads

[torpid flower]

There not tho

[slim hamlet]

Doom the dark ages is such a great game

[vale thunder]

Howdy fellers

[mild nacelle]

NO DO NOT

THEY FING SUCK

[torpid flower]

I love them

[torpid flower]

Just sold 2 calves*

[mild nacelle]

Have fun chasing them when they escape and destroy everything

[torpid flower]

We had goats before

Like over 100 head

[mild nacelle]

You are insane

More than normal insane

[vital sundial]

Best Lil Tecca song???(no glaze)

[limber coral]

@tired briar

[tired briar]

I love neon signs

[long hare]

Kwakers

What is your opinion on hybrid wigeon?

[wise bridge]

Your dads calve*

[knotty olive]

Flat brim or curve brim

[mild nacelle]

The hell is that

[mild nacelle]

F yeah

[torpid flower]

Mine

From my cows

I won in a raffle

I can actually do chit for myself

[open halo]

Woo

I wanna drink whiskey and work out

[mild nacelle]

Wait a few hours best workout time is 2 am after watching yt all night

[gray cave]

Good for you

how much you make?

[limber coral]

Decent isn't best hybrid though

[limber coral]

Well you got your own 60s neon diner that's got some good ass food

[torpid flower]

I’ll find out either tomorrow or Saturday

Dropped them off at the auction barns today

[gray cave]

Alright

[abstract viper]

Fish diagram

For referencing when you think you have a fish

[manic inlet]

specifically a rainbow trout

[abstract viper]

No

Works for any and all fish

[velvet sierra]

Off to fight tornadic tyranny

[gray cave]

Yes

What type of cab would we want?

Double cab, long bed?

[velvet sierra]

Long

Another thought

[gray cave]

Double cab?

[velvet sierra]

What if you put silver iodine in the bullets and shot them at the tornado?

Like In twisters

[gray cave]

Listen

Let’s focus on actually making the truck

Before we focus on the serums and crap

[velvet sierra]

Well dang

[mossy badge]

If you have 15 of those big shop fans put together into a wall, could they stop a tornado?

[gray cave]

No

[mossy badge]

What about 16?

[gray cave]

None at all

[mossy badge]

🤔

[gray cave]

@sturdy vector @velvet sierra

[velvet sierra]

How many shop fans would it take to redirect a tornado?

4000? 250000? 1000000?

[gray cave]

Would we need a 360 turret window?

[velvet sierra]

You got a visual example?

[gray cave]

And how much would we probably spend on camera and filming systems?

[velvet sierra]

I’ve got no idea what that is if I’m being honest

[lyric furnace]

Like on the dominator I believe

[velvet sierra]

OHHHH

[gray cave]

TIV2

[manic inlet]

Liam Epiphany

[gray cave]

And Titus

[sturdy vector]

You’d need 15K

[gray cave]

15K of cameras

Compared to the rest of the car that ain’t bad

I was expecting 20K at least

Guys

Listen

Ik the Titus did not do very good in the movie

Right

[velvet sierra]

This car is going to bankrupt you 5x

😭

[gray cave]

Well

I’ll figure it the hell out

What if we base our build off of the Titus?

[lyric furnace]

Also on the dominator

Except it’s for the camera

[gray cave]

Yk what

Give me a god damn Prius with VTEC

It’ll be good enough if we add enough armor and 4 spikes

That will cost how much compared to the truck or bus?

[velvet sierra]

Not a Prius but…

[gray cave]

murica

What car would be better then a Prius with VTEC boost?

WAIT

dodge Durango

??????

[velvet sierra]

Ehhhh

[gray cave]

The fastest one makes 710 horsepower

[velvet sierra]

Wouldn’t make the best base

[gray cave]

Not counting if we upgrade it

Why?

[velvet sierra]

Very expensive and you wouldn’t want to mess it up

[lyric furnace]

This is what my favorite storm chaser used to use

[gray cave]

brother

EVERYTHING ABPUT THIS IS EXPENSIVE

[velvet sierra]

Not reliable either, especially the older ones

[lyric furnace]

And is currently using….another normal ass car

[gray cave]

What car should we use

We need something decent size fast as hell and cheaper

Bugatti divo

[velvet sierra]

Chevy K10

[gray cave]

Not a truck preferably

A fast af car that makes over 650 horsepower

Dodge charger?

Or do we just leave dodges alone?

[lyric furnace]

A cheap car that you don’t care about if it gets pelted by hail

[velvet sierra]

Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing would make the blingiest tornado chasing car in existence

[gray cave]

you understand it’s gonna be like 200K into it right

[gray cave]

Would it be any good though?

[velvet sierra]

Probably not

[gray cave]

Ok then it’s out of the way

[lyric furnace]

And where is this money coming from?

[gray cave]

We’ll figure it out

[lyric furnace]

Right….

[gray cave]

For now let’s worry about actually even finding a car

I heard welders make good money

Plus guys

[lyric furnace]

You could spend some of that money on instruments instead

[gray cave]

A lot of storm chasers that aren’t famous make money off of tours

But let’s be real

What car would be good

[velvet sierra]

I’ve got the perfect car

Used Ford Explorer Interceptor, relatively cheap and has plenty of ass to it (around 400hp) and plenty of room to build around

[gray cave]

Not bad

How about a trackhawk?

[lyric furnace]

A lot do storm chasing because it’s what they love to do, and it is a hobby for them

[velvet sierra]

Money pit

Very unreliable

[gray cave]

Lemme check out the ford explorer

How about a Mustang?

Or a bronco?

Actually

Bronco may not be to bad

Right?

[velvet sierra]

You need space for instruments, I don’t think any sports car would be a good pick.

[gray cave]

I said a Bronco as well

[velvet sierra]

Bronco could be solid

[gray cave]

Ima check it out one second

Listen

It’s more expensive right

But a ford bronco raptor package wouldn’t be bad at all

@velvet sierra

[velvet sierra]

Interesting

[gray cave]

It starts at like 90K

The trucks at the end were like 170K

It makes 400 HP with 500LBS torque

One second

[velvet sierra]

Not good

[jovial flare]

Id just buy a used one

[gray cave]

guys

With everything I think we need

For it

The trucks were like 170K right

@velvet sierra @lyric furnace @sturdy vector

This comes out tooooo 96,830

Pay it in cash probably

Yk what we forgot about

How high our damn insurance will be cause of what we do with the stuff

[velvet sierra]

You’ll be lucky to be accepted

Might as well play the lottery

Figuratively and literally

[gray cave]

Here’s some images

Ignore the monthly payment

Who said the ford explorer?

[junior flicker]

Brother I CANNOT ignore the monthly payment

[gray cave]

???

Who ever said the ford explorer is a damn genius

[lyric furnace]

Anyways, how about the gfs model being goofy and forecasting a major hurricane landfalling in NOLA in early June

[gray cave]

We have a 3 liter eco boost producing 400 horsepower with 500 lbs ft torque

Crazy

Question Maddog

In a tornado car

Would we want 4WD?

[lyric furnace]

I would say yes

For muddy roads

Because dirt and gravel roads are common in the rural areas of the plains

[gray cave]

Ok

Do we need a good sound system??

[lyric furnace]

No

[gray cave]

We for sure don’t need hand free driving correct?

It’s the new ford blue cruise crap

It’s only for highways

[lyric furnace]

I mean a lot of storm chasing is the commute

It’s a lot of driving

[velvet sierra]

Cut the middle man, fly boat into battle

[lyric furnace]

But I would say yes

You don’t need the advanced cruise control

[gray cave]

Guess what

It’s only slightly cheaper then the Bronco

[velvet sierra]

Question

[gray cave]

Sitting at a pretty 59,439$

[velvet sierra]

Why do you need a modern car?

[gray cave]

With a monthly payment of 805$

[gray cave]

Yk what

[junior flicker]

I can envision someone just sending a heavily modified pontoon boat into near and possibly certain death

[gray cave]

Buy my a Chevy C10 from 1972 with a short bed I’ll be good

I’ll drive that into a tornado alley day with the right stuff on it

@velvet sierra your genius now that I think about it

Cause wouldn’t it be paid off already?

[junior flicker]

Way ahead of you (obviously it needs some work done but as of rn, I think it'll be fine against an EF5)

[gray cave]

GAH DAMN THESE ARE EXPENSIVE

[gray cave]

Can we put armor and spike on it?

[velvet sierra]

Like this but on a larger scale

[gray cave]

What surf the tornado?

BRB

[junior flicker]

We're chasing a tornado, not fighting against immortan Joe from mad max lol

[lyric furnace]

I’ve given up being realistic at this point

[velvet sierra]

Uhm

Hell’s yes

[astral karma]

So like

Why do people chase tornadoes

[lyric furnace]

I would just get a cheap car from like 2000-2012 that’s AWD/4WD

[gray cave]

Cause we feel like it

I don’t know at the moment

[astral karma]

Are you from florida

[gray cave]

Cause we’re stupid as hell rednecks with nothing better to do but spend money on something that will eventually get us killed probably

[lyric furnace]

At least to me they’re captivating, along with the supercell that spawned them. The structure of the supercell can be quite awe inspiring and rather beautiful.

[astral karma]

Yea

That checks out

[gray cave]

Who does

[astral karma]

This

[gray cave]

The captivating or rednecks?

The rednecks

You know what

Give me a car under 20K that makes over 650 HP and is suitable for a tornado

[astral karma]

If you were floridian it wouldve made sense

Anything elsw you're just crazy

[junior flicker]

Not to mention guys like Reed Timmer chase them so as to provide on the ground coverage/info on the tornado

[lyric furnace]

Not my photo, but just shows the impressive structure of these storms

[gray cave]

And some people chase to help understand them and try to stop the casualties that comes from them

[gray cave]

Damn that’s a nice one

[astral karma]

I wonder how it feels when your car starts feeling oddly light

[gray cave]

Yk what I learned

When you freak out that’s when it goes super bad

So yk if I get sucked up

Ima close my eyes and put my head into the thought I’m a plane

[lyric furnace]

I wouldn’t get that close to the tornado, I’d keep my distance

[gray cave]

Be honest mad dog

[astral karma]

I saw this movie when i was a lil kid

[gray cave]

If you had the correct equipment and it was a 100% survival rate you would be inside the tornado

[astral karma]

Was about a bunch of tornadoes killing people

Ever since then i was terrified of them lmao

[gray cave]

Give me the right crap I’ll drive into one

[astral karma]

You're crazy

[gray cave]

I’ll stay in it until it disappears

[lyric furnace]

Have every right to be, nature deserves respect

[astral karma]

I pride myself on being scared of nature

[gray cave]

If it was 100% survival rate no injuries or anything and I was able to stay on the ground I would walk into a EF5

[astral karma]

I love it but if i saw so much as a baboon in the wild i would turn right on my heel and walk the other way

[gray cave]

I’m scared yes but I’ll do it cause it feels good

I love storms

Guys question WTH is a dodge durango set silver bullet?

It’s jsut the package lol

It doesn’t change anything but the color and trims and stuff

[junior flicker]

Think an honorable mention would also have to go to NOAAs hurricane hunters

[gray cave]

Them are bad ass people

See I mess with tornado ok

But I don’t mess with no hurricanes

[lyric furnace]

And all the NOAA meteorologists

[gray cave]

What color yall want the Durango?

Great responses people

And yes I’m a bit impatient

Sometimes

[junior flicker]

Mustard yellow, so you can find easily find it incase it got swept away by the twister

[gray cave]

That’s crazy

How bout umm black?

Cause if it gets swept away we’re gonna be in it

So it really won’t matter how bright it is

[lyric furnace]

Nah, neon green, would make it easier to find, yellow might blend in with prairie grass

[gray cave]

Are yall gonna paint it?

[lyric furnace]

Oh wait

Even better

Pink

[junior flicker]

Peak

[lyric furnace]

Super easy to find

[gray cave]

How about pink that’s brighter than the sun?

[lyric furnace]

Perfect

[gray cave]

FLASH BANG

Who’s helping me paint the car?

This shi boutta be Barbie’s dream car

[junior flicker]

That and we also have to apply on some god awful decals/graphics on the off chance we ever run into another pink-colored Durango

[gray cave]

Question for mad dog

[gray cave]

Ima put cya later and floor it past them

QUESTION

would a 6.2L Supercharged Hemi V8 SRT engine be good enough?

[junior flicker]

Think that's more than adequate

[gray cave]

It produces 710 horsepower and 645 torque

Is this enough?

[junior flicker]

Yeah, thats more than adequate

[gray cave]

NAH add nos

1000 HP

Bro

Bro

Bro

I can add lightweight performance

YK what that means

[velvet sierra]

Maybe the tornado will think the car is venomous?

[gray cave]

Atleast an extra 100 horsepower

[lyric furnace]

Put a top fuel dragster engine in it

[gray cave]

That’s crazy

GOD DAMN

MSRP IS A TOTAL OF 84K

WTF FOR

[velvet sierra]

Tungsten is pretty expensive

[gray cave]

BRO ITS A DODGE DURNAGO

wtf

Nah forget it

I hope dodge burns

Kidding ofc

[junior flicker]

Love how each and every single option for storm chasing that is thought of, it eventually turns into an absolute dog pile of suggestions that could rival whatever the hell both, the CIA and KGB were planning during the cold war

[gray cave]

I hope they lose sales

[gray cave]

yes

Guys

Ima go back to the COTW stuff

We can talk about this tmrw

[slim hamlet]

Playing doom, I could 100% see humans summoning demons in the name of science

[obsidian bay]

Yes.. science

-# definitely not for teaching some people a lesson

[slim hamlet]

(Mfw when the lesson I'm teaching someone rips my face off)

[jovial flare]

It’s fun

[jovial flare]

Hiii

[obsidian bay]

Haihai

[solemn imp]

Damn right

[silent harbor]

i love Florida

[wise bridge]

Your dad can do stuff*

[balmy acorn]

Guess who got to go with dad on his 14 farm

I’m gonna convince him to let me keep the Calico kitten

[slim hamlet]

My phone screen broke...

[balmy acorn]

Uh oh

[cosmic osprey]

Not supposed to do that

[slim hamlet]

No

[balmy acorn]

Ahhhhh

I love kittens

[solemn imp]

Earl alive for now

Earl is going to quit vaping

[slim hamlet]

You should

[mossy badge]

Gimme one

[cosmic osprey]

Project complete

[opaque eagle]

im downloading a hunting game

[wise bridge]

funnnnn

[cosmic osprey]

Trailer looks so bad compared to new rails

[wise bridge]

the carpet on it looks nice atleast

[obsidian bay]

I request the fluffiest

[snow cargo]

https://youtu.be/R189-YSWvsY?si=E-rZtwMC4PxlabF_

The king returns!

[torpid flower]

Take your pick

[obsidian bay]

Solid orng

100%

And maybe the one sliding down in the middle

Lmao

[long turret]

stadium lights under construction

[torpid flower]

@wise bridge MY calves brought 3 grand

[cosmic osprey]

Your dads calves

[torpid flower]

Why’s the Check in my name then

[cosmic osprey]

You’re a 2nd

[brittle marten]

Where can I get cabelas games on my oc

Pc

[astral eagle]

without getting a virus order the disk off ebay

[long turret]

WOW

[torpid flower]

22 grand

82k miles

[knotty olive]

The cannot cannot drink the tea

[obsidian bay]

He can sip the verbal, not the herbal.

[dusk phoenix]

Tornado warning and flood watch where I live currently

[knotty olive]

You cannot ask for tea if your unconscious

[astral karma]

@pale shale

How tall's that guy

Does he ever say

[pale shale]

no idea he blacked it out on the id pic he uploaded lmfao

[astral karma]

Who am i kidding ofc he'd over exaggerate it

Im willing to bet 50 dollars im at least 3 inches taller than him

[pale shale]

im 5'6 and have an intact endocrine system i imagine hes about the same height as me at 23 but im genetically meant to be like this, he just cant grow💀

[astral karma]

He cant grow cause he didnt eat his vegetables

Now his growth plates are permanently locked at his current height

Stupid

@pale shale is there a pic of him showing muscle

I want to see if his carnivore diet does him justice

[pale shale]

it looks very edited... all other pictures he has noodle arms

[astral karma]

Maybe its a sleeper build

Maybe lighting carries him

Ill give credit he appears to have more muscle than me

[sinful owl]

Some fresh squash from the garden

[pale shale]

is anyone elses discord app broken

[astral karma]

But i eat plant matter so im healthier than him

[pale shale]

takes like 5 times to open the photo tab

[astral karma]

I objectively win

[sinful owl]

Mine been doing that idk why

[pale shale]

noodle arms

[astral karma]

Sleeper build maybe

[pale shale]

its beyond annoying

[pale shale]

hes only got abs from the massive jobbies hes forcing out, all that protein cant be healthy on the gut

[astral karma]

LOL

I have better legs than him at least

Twice the muscle

Cause i eat like a NORMAL HUMAN

[pale shale]

my legs are huge as hell muscle wise because my torso is huge as hell fat wise

[astral karma]

Unironically ill take some of that fat

I cant gain weight for the life of me

[pale shale]

i cant lose it for the life of me

[astral karma]

You have something i want

[pale shale]

i'll get lipo and you can get reverse lipo with my fat lmfao

[astral karma]

Honest to god im hoping estrogen will let me gain some weight

Right now im permanently stuck at 143 lbs

Only variation is fluids and food

[pale shale]

have you tried drinking full sugar cola

wait you're an american right

[astral karma]

South african

[pale shale]

ahhhh then you're fine

[astral karma]

I drink that a lot

[pale shale]

you have cane sugar cola

americans have HFCS, drinking lots of cola will murder you in the states lmfao

[astral karma]

I would rather die than eat american food

Everything is just full of sugar

[pale shale]

just wanna take a moment to thank south africa for biltong (and almost nothing else other than the movie happie)

[astral karma]

Else americans WONT EAT IT

[astral karma]

Biltong is great

[pale shale]

its what jerky wishes it was

[astral karma]

Try boerewors too

[astral karma]

Yea

[pale shale]

i love boerwors

cheesewors too

[astral karma]

Ugh now i want to braai

[pale shale]

you know what i want real bad

some fufu and egusi

[astral karma]

I miss childhood barbeques when my family still liked each other

[pale shale]

think its nigerian? its AMAZING

[pale shale]

thats painfully real lmfao

[astral karma]

Yet to try that

[pale shale]

i got my whole fufu hustle down, i grab it ball it up, launch it into the sky catch it then grab up some egusi lmao

[astral karma]

I think my parents might be getting weary of taking me to outings

Cause i like starting fights with politically incorrect people

So theres that too

[pale shale]

i do that alot too but my family feed off political arguments

so it all works out

my family just havent all been in the same room for years because of parents falling out with their kids and things like that

[astral karma]

Im begging my best friend to become a father cause i want to be the weird cool aunt

[pale shale]

in essence my aunty karen

easily my fav aunty

[astral karma]

Ima treat those kids like my nephews and nieces

[pale shale]

did this with my friends kid and now he swears and asks his dad for £100 for booze anytime im at their house

its so funny

[astral karma]

Bro

[pale shale]

im the funcle

[astral karma]

Ima turn those kids into demons

[pale shale]

trust me on this one

give them half a red bull

and a pack of skittles

[astral karma]

Its so over

Crashout mode

[pale shale]

the E-numbers and caffeine make for the most unruly children lmfao

[cosmic osprey]

Never had an energy drink

[astral karma]

Im putting my friend's kids on breakcore made my trans women early

Putting them on peak

[pale shale]

mostly just taste like motor oil and cat urine, not missing out

[astral karma]

Femtanyl, fem&m

Mailpup

[cosmic osprey]

Ooo I know motor oil well

[astral karma]

They're gonna listen to real music

[pale shale]

get them on to Kevin Bloody Wilson

not enough people remember kevin bloody wilson

[astral karma]

Im getting them on unterart too

And santa hates you

[pale shale]

you ever opened up the oil well and had it shoot oil straight in your mouth

i was to help my friend drain his MX5 for rebuilding and for some reason he decided to pressurise the oil well

it shot out in a straight line into my face

still not forgiven him for that and i can still taste it if i think about it long enough

[astral karma]

Aint that stuff carcinogenic

[pale shale]

cant go wrong with a bit of rammstein either

[wise bridge]

Your dads calves

[pale shale]

deadly carcinogenic

[astral karma]

Thats mad

[pale shale]

its like one step up from crude oil lmao

[astral karma]

Yummy micro organism goop

[sinful owl]

Found a snapping turtle found crossing our driveway

[astral karma]

I actually dont listen to rammstein

[pale shale]

it was like licking a petrol pump

[astral karma]

But thats an option

[astral karma]

This is why im never doing oil changes myself

Or anything mechanics related

Any handywork bs i will pay to get fixed

[cosmic osprey]

Welcome to dodge lmao

[pale shale]

as long as you dont have a friend jamming compressed air into the oil well you'll be fine lmao

[astral karma]

Ive been shocked 3 times too many in a month this year

Last one was my own stupidity but yea

I grabbed a live wire in a heater lmao

While trying to fix it

[wise bridge]

Iq matches with ur room temperature

[astral karma]

Absolutely

I forgot i had it plugged in

[pale shale]

https://youtu.be/MB4WSjht48o?si=B3sxJRAhXDKT3A40

easily the funniest mechanic video iv ever seen

the way dude says "ronnie" you know they were dying

[astral karma]

What even happened

Oh his clutch is starting the cae