🦝︴off-topic

[vale thunder]

My bad didn’t mean to make up numbers

20.02

Skills

[torpid flower]

You have the canbelas one?

I loved that

[vale thunder]

Did you try to spell cabelas?

[obsidian bay]

Still impressive no?

[vale thunder]

Possibly

[obsidian bay]

Gameboy also good, pokemon red is where is at

[vale thunder]

I beat one of my buddys times

[vale thunder]

I’m a DS kid

[obsidian bay]

I started on NES tbh.
I miss it so much

Such a simple time

[vale thunder]

I have my original DS

And my 3DS XL

Pokémon sun was my first Pokémon game

[obsidian bay]

Nice

[vale thunder]

I also have omega ruby

[obsidian bay]

I had that one

[vale thunder]

Omega is AMAZING

[cosmic osprey]

Ye

[torpid flower]

I’m dubm

[vale thunder]

Same

[torpid flower]

I had the off brand stardew valley

Made by John Deere

Like harvest in the heartland I think was the name

I FOUND IT

[vale thunder]

Sweet

I played galaga

[knotty olive]

Those udders….

Realism in all 36 pixels

[vale flare]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-22333390

[jovial flare]

Noice

[sturdy vector]

Ima get a dev unit eventually

For a 3ds

[wise bridge]

Not nice

Bad

[jovial flare]

😂😂

[mossy badge]

@jovial flare go to bed

[rare veldt]

Snack

[whole nest]

guys

sum offered me a custom fursuit for like 300 euros

mini partial (head paws and tail tho in this case wings cus he is a bird)

[wise remnant]

Can anyone guess the game?

[slim hamlet]

Barbies adventure?

[wise remnant]

Lol. Get outta here

[slim hamlet]

No

Is the cyprus post service slower than America

[balmy acorn]

Well

The missing fish mystery is solved

And my room smells like dead fish

[mild nacelle]

Rip

[obsidian bay]

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

[obsidian bay]

where was she 😭

[sick briar]

smells like dead

[obsidian bay]

it's such a particular stink.

it's so bad

[slim hamlet]

He who lets it mellow or float is an enemy of all

[torpid flower]

Air freshener time

[balmy acorn]

In the log, rotting away

[obsidian bay]

ick

[balmy acorn]

And now i’m also missing my plecostomus

[obsidian bay]

breh.

[balmy acorn]

I swear i heard him flopping around today, but looked everywhere

He is not on my floor nor behind the stand

Nor in the stand

[obsidian bay]

is he like.. attached to the underside of a plant?

[balmy acorn]

And idk what to do

[balmy acorn]

I sifted through everything in that tank

[sturdy vector]

Hiya

[obsidian bay]

Ugh.
Are there any gaps on the lid? Or are they still covered?

[balmy acorn]

Its a glass lid, and theres not a lot of water in it so idk how he would’ve jumped the tank

Let alone wiggle through the very small gap

[obsidian bay]

Well.
To be fair all they would need is to suction onto the glass and then scootch along it.
I watched enough of them suction-scoot over the edge of a tank when new employees were cleaning and not paying attn

[mild nacelle]

Minecraft

[obsidian bay]

If there was enough space around the filter (its still a HOB, right?) in the lid, it'd be nothing to scoot

[balmy acorn]

He’s been in the 5 gallon for like less than 24 hours to clean the algae

And the filter in that tank is built in

I only took him out of the 10 gallon to do a 30% water change, especially with my dead betta being in the log creating harmful bacteria

The skrimp also gave me a scare, until i found her

[silent harbor]

goooooooood moooooooorniiiiiiigggggggggggggggg usssssssaaaaa

[round wolf]

Gooooood mooooooorning Vietnam

[obsidian bay]

Built in how?
I'm trying to picture it but feelin kinda dumb because my brain is whipped.

[obsidian bay]

Gotta feelin that it's gonna be a wonderful day?

[silent harbor]

you still a possible inmate?

[round wolf]

Not anymore thankfully

They were able to find some footage from a camera at a business across the street somewhere proving that it wasn’t me

[silent harbor]

noiceee

[round wolf]

He had left when he was caught and we were wearing similar outfits and obviously I had no reason to leave because I didn’t think they would think it was me so when the cops come they see a man in the same business matching the exact description

Unfortunate day to be wearing a very specific Hawaiian shirt

[balmy acorn]

You know the rimless 5 gallon i showed you

[round wolf]

Bad coincidence

[obsidian bay]

is it in the DM? I'll have to scroll back and look

[silent harbor]

oofff

[balmy acorn]

Lemme find it

[obsidian bay]

because tbh brain fried. Not enough sleep today has shrek't me.

[silent harbor]

peak pfp

[balmy acorn]

Yuhhh

I js made it

[balmy acorn]

I have pinned it

In dm’s

[mild nacelle]

It's storming:( no gym today

So gonn work on my room some put trim up and change outlets

But first I must needs clean the twelve piles of laundry

I couldn't find a hair tie.. it works

[silent harbor]

peak

[slim hamlet]

Imagine having long hair

[prime gate]

Nope. I'll keep my beard long-ish and my head shaved.

[keen citrus]

I ran out of places to look, does anybody here own a pcp/hpa rifle? if so I desperately need to know what adapter I need to connect my hpa line to by bottle ✨ 🫠

these specifically

[slim hamlet]

Rip. I can grow long hair, but not really a beard... Although I do prefer having a short haircut

[mild nacelle]

Grow your hair out then cut and glue it on easy beard

7

[slim hamlet]

I'll have a very straight beard then....

[mild nacelle]

Product

[slim hamlet]

I'm lucky I even use a different soap for my hair

[mild nacelle]

Wow I use my motor grease wd40 body wash conditioner shampoo bleach dish cleaner 13 in 2

[slim hamlet]

I use hoppes 9

[vale thunder]

Hola

[mild nacelle]

Hallo

[slim hamlet]

Ade

[mild nacelle]

Me ah spaghetti hello

Anyways I pu my laundry up now to pick up the dirty

[slim hamlet]

You vex me

[silent harbor]

hiii tuck

[vale thunder]

Hello

[silent harbor]

hru

[vale thunder]

Bored , sleepy

I misses her shes busy rn

☹️

[silent harbor]

[crimson plank]

hi

[silent harbor]

hola

[crimson plank]

can someone teach me pls

[silent harbor]

id ask in the find a game channel

[crimson plank]

ok

[vale thunder]

Teach you what

[silent harbor]

How to knit

[vale thunder]

😐

[silent harbor]

[crimson plank]

how to play i have played before

i just never get kills

join vc

[mild nacelle]

Wrong channel

[cosmic osprey]

L

[mild nacelle]

Sleep then or do something

[vale thunder]

I have responsibilities

[cosmic osprey]

Water bottles under bed are death of me

[crimson plank]

dose it look like i care

[cosmic osprey]

Well if you want help maybe you should take your stupidity to the correct channel so you can actually get some

#🦌︴find-a-game

[twilit forum]

Bruh

[vale thunder]

Preach

[crimson plank]

how about that a hole

[twilit forum]

Nobody here is going to want to play. That’s why there’s dedicated channels: for people who want to play with others.

Ooooo mods coming.

[cosmic osprey]

Hi tyk

[vale thunder]

Hola Tyk

[wise bridge]

warm water bottle thats been collecting dust at 2 am >

[vale thunder]

Hru this wonderful day madam

[obsidian bay]

If you are looking for people to play with you - try asking people to join you in #🦌︴find-a-game
If you have questions about the game - try asking in #🦌︴help-and-tips

[crimson plank]

I DID

[twilit forum]

Then be patient 🥲

[vale thunder]

Patience grasshopper

[obsidian bay]

If no one answered in #🦌︴find-a-game then no one is likely wanting to play

[wise bridge]

NO ONE here wants to play in this channel

[obsidian bay]

if people haven't answered in #🦌︴help-and-tips then they might not be on Discord.

[cosmic osprey]

Seems like you’re trying hard and aren’t having any success so maybe you should try #🦌︴find-a-game or for helpful tips go to #🦌︴help-and-tips

[obsidian bay]

Johnathan, dont be a butthead and call people stupid

[vale thunder]

Respectfully that’s lame

[obsidian bay]

And Prime - don't call people a holes.
It's a fast track to be timed out or whatever

[twilit forum]

Usually folks check that channel when they want to play with others. They may not have answered right now but give it a few hours. Someone might reply.

[cosmic osprey]

Sorry it’s my way of life

[crimson plank]

FR

[vale thunder]

NO WAY YOU TOO?

[obsidian bay]

Tired. I did not go back to sleep and cried for like 3 hours because anxiety about the dog

[vale thunder]

Aww I’m sorry Tyk

[obsidian bay]

She's home, she's snoring, she's 50% toothless.

[cosmic osprey]

As Josh would say I’m a professional ass hole

[crimson plank]

WE ALL KNOW

[vale thunder]

I am know as a professional dumbass

[wise bridge]

John is this good bluegill bait?

[vale thunder]

Bluegigi

[cosmic osprey]

Maybe you should learn from it and use the correct channel

[cosmic osprey]

With my luck I would catch one on it😭

[silent harbor]

ohhh i see some drama drewing🍿

[vale thunder]

Huh

[obsidian bay]

is this a rat?

[wise bridge]

you're the typa guy to catch a bluegill while using live bluegill as bait

[obsidian bay]

shh

[vale thunder]

Awww

[twilit forum]

Ain’t drama someone just isn’t using the right channels n being weird lol

[silent harbor]

minor spelling mistake😔

[cosmic osprey]

….

[vale thunder]

Ya think?

[wise bridge]

G-rat king cannon. its like a foot long

[obsidian bay]

jeebus 😭

[silent harbor]

🙄

[cosmic osprey]

Would you be surprised if I said yes I have

[wise bridge]

honestly no

Iv caught them with a piece of grass

[silent harbor]

[cosmic osprey]

Totally gonna figure out how to hook this thing up today

[wise bridge]

I caught this guy by putting a feather on a hook

[vale thunder]

Bare hook works too

[wise bridge]

those things are damn annoying at night when they're updating

[silent harbor]

you can connect special lights to em

[cosmic osprey]

I have like 3 of them at this point

[obsidian bay]

this will be fun!

[cosmic osprey]

Time for intruder alert

[vale thunder]

Fun

[obsidian bay]

inb4 the pack triggers them

[wise bridge]

Between Alexas and the nests I got a few too

[cosmic osprey]

I won them back to back to back years in dirty Santa😭

[obsidian bay]

sometimes I want some smart home things

but also like

I dont need google spying on me MORE.

[wise bridge]

They just give them away sometimes I swear

[wise bridge]

good for playing music

[obsidian bay]

facts

main reason I would want one

but atp rather just invest in something like a Sonos setup

[wise bridge]

they have a really good speaker

[cosmic osprey]

Speaking of, I have craft idea you may like

[obsidian bay]

Tell me more because I am about to start a cross stitch

[cosmic osprey]

Have you ever done the diamond paintings?

[obsidian bay]

no but I have seen them

[cosmic osprey]

As long as your hands aren’t that shakey.,. Like mine unless I’m behind a gun they’re super fun

And they aren’t crazy expensive

[sturdy vector]

Gn

[twilit forum]

Highly recommend. We’ve got a setup with a sound bar and some stands. and it’s sooo nice. No weird “smart” features either lol just nice loud, quality music playing.

[twilit forum]

These are so fun!!

The velvet art ones are neat too but last time I went to the store to grab some, they didn’t come with markers smh
They see them on Amazon too though

[mild nacelle]

Idk I can't see you

[mild nacelle]

Froggy

[obsidian bay]

ooh

[obsidian bay]

at first I thought this was an owl pellet

[wise bridge]

Probably will end up getting snatched by an owl anyway 😂

[obsidian bay]

😭

[cosmic osprey]

Holy chit this little speaker is loud

[mild nacelle]

Do I risk going fishing rain stipend around 45min ago

[cosmic osprey]

Why’s it a risk?

[mild nacelle]

I don't wanna get soaked or fall down the cliff heading there

[cosmic osprey]

But… fishes

[obsidian bay]

fishing during/after rain is great

[twilit forum]

Fr the fish love rain. Just be careful heading down

Bring a good jacket or poncho or whatever

[astral eagle]

Naw it's summer pretty much that rain would feel good

[crimson plank]

what is a feather hook

[prime gate]

best way to get a beard; stop cutting it off 😂

[slim hamlet]

No

[mild nacelle]

It's like 70 hell no

[astral eagle]

aint bad

[mild nacelle]

It's 58

[obsidian bay]

Thats like.. at least shin deep

[mild nacelle]

I'd say around 5 6 foot

The ledge I was on is normal around my chest while I'm in the water

Maybe next week or weekend

Or I could go trespassing to a pond

Only one near om are property is couple miles down

[slim hamlet]

Ankle water for me

[cosmic osprey]

Hush little one

[slim hamlet]

Youre 5 3

[cosmic osprey]

That would make you like an inch

[silent harbor]

heh i taller than john

[slim hamlet]

I'm a terameter tall

[cosmic osprey]

Do I go chase thunder chickens or ditch pickles?

[obsidian bay]

chooks

[slim hamlet]

Manically run through the streets

[cosmic osprey]

I already freak out the neighbors

[slim hamlet]

Do it more

[cosmic osprey]

That would be a challenge

Something about 1am runs with Maligators

[slim hamlet]

Overcome it

[torpid flower]

Some old ass lady did that with a Yorky in bright pink in the rain at like 6 otw to the blind

[twilit forum]

That lady’s got it figured out

Icon behavior

[cosmic osprey]

I just can’t sleep half the time

Think imma have to go get a shovel

[torpid flower]

5th period

[slim hamlet]

What's this video even supposed to mean

[torpid flower]

I gotta do this fuckkass coding project

[slim hamlet]

Java?

[slim hamlet]

I have no idea what is going on there

[torpid flower]

I FIRGUED IT OUT

[slim hamlet]

What language

[torpid flower]

English

[torpid flower]

Sin, Jax and ???

[obsidian bay]

Bryn

[slim hamlet]

I hope you have compiler errors for eternity

[cosmic osprey]

Brin

[slim hamlet]

Drin

Blin

[wise bridge]

Chickens because you’d end up only catching gillies

[cosmic osprey]

Facts

First I gotta go get a shovel

[wise bridge]

The hell you need a shovel for

[cosmic osprey]

For emphasis on his deep the right one is

[wise bridge]

Moles or where u buried your skulls

[cosmic osprey]

Here’s your answer

[wise bridge]

Giant moles

Just before season starts it came in

[jovial flare]

I’m watching paint dry

[jovial flare]

Beautiful Johnny

[cosmic osprey]

Going after him

[wise bridge]

I’m going after anything that moves

There’s turkeys all over the pplace tho I’m just gonna go early and blast a crow call

[cosmic osprey]

Wish we could shoot hens here

[slim hamlet]

Whack him?

[cosmic osprey]

On the way to try to

[wild plume]

Got a bounty on his head

[cosmic osprey]

Gonna try something 😂

[wild plume]

The fake

[torpid flower]

Give me that shotgun

[cosmic osprey]

It’s my baby

Beat the hell out of it but it’s my baby

[torpid flower]

Who’s the father?

Josh

Grizz

[mild nacelle]

He likes to keep it in the family if you know what I mean

[manic inlet]

the USSR

[manic inlet]

bleepblop spotted

[torpid flower]

Uhh

How does that work

[silent harbor]

when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much

[manic inlet]

the concept of the Soviet Union transcends time and space brother

[balmy acorn]

Grah

[near lodge]

gig

[vale thunder]

Hola

[mild nacelle]

Commrad *

[manic inlet]

lmfao

[prime gate]

Quick one to say sorry if I've offended anyone.

[wild plume]

I never seen you in my life

That's what it like at the farm but a merry go round with food

[mild nacelle]

I was very offended by you saying this

[slim hamlet]

Apparently it's cold enough in my room that I couldn't really move my hand after being out for a while

[torpid flower]

“MY NAME IS MUD”

[swift nexus]

Just running through a forest

[jovial flare]

Good song

[signal pagoda]

Witteraly what's good gang

[torpid flower]

“So I kissed him upside the cranium with my aluminum baseball bat and my name is mud”

[jade bronze]

a lot

[signal pagoda]

Same

Green bud

[jade bronze]

newgen

[willow hearth]

How are you allowed to send embeds and I'm not

Doesn't seem fair

[vale thunder]

Hola fellers

What’s crackin

[signal pagoda]

Lacking

[vale thunder]

I’m gonna punch you

[signal pagoda]

Why

[vale thunder]

Bc I can

Idk

[signal pagoda]

No you can't

[vale thunder]

I’ll have my woman punch you instead

Shes stronger than me

[signal pagoda]

Mhm

What if I was a body builder

[vale thunder]

She can beat you up

WTF

NOT UNFORTUNATELY

ITS VERY FORTUNATELY

[jade bronze]

w autocorrect

[signal pagoda]

Really what if I weighed 300 pounds I'll plop on her

She'd suffocate

[vale thunder]

Autocorrect is trying to sabotage me man

[jade bronze]

does that to me too

[vale thunder]

She will just pull out her hunting knife and kill you

Boom

Ya done son

[jade bronze]

got her

[signal pagoda]

Pull out my hunting rifle how bout them apples

[vale thunder]

Shes fast

She can close the distance

And then stab you

And you die

The end

[jade bronze]

what if she was like 100 meters away

[signal pagoda]

Yeah

[vale thunder]

Ill just run you over then

[signal pagoda]

You can't

[vale thunder]

Yup

[mild nacelle]

He isn't you just have issue of the skill

[vale thunder]

Sure can

[signal pagoda]

I'd stop the car

I'm batman

[vale thunder]

Then I’d call Superman to come beat your ass

And dead shot to make sure you won’t get back up

[jade bronze]

they made a movie about this

[vale thunder]

Ik it was mid

[signal pagoda]

Whatever you say "I love this girl💖" boy

[vale thunder]

Yup

I do

In fact

Love her

A lot

[signal pagoda]

Got you man

I'm better

Right @jade bronze

[jade bronze]

i hate to say it but she got you

[vale thunder]

Love doesn’t equal weakness

[vale thunder]

How

Why

Make it make sense

[jade bronze]

she got you

[mild nacelle]

I'm confuzzed what's going ons

[jade bronze]

thats what happened

[vale thunder]

At least someone loves me

[signal pagoda]

Who says someone else doesn't sigmas me

On sigma day

Every day

[vale thunder]

😐

[mild nacelle]

Oh very skibidy Rizz

[signal pagoda]

Exactly

[jade bronze]

on sigma

[signal pagoda]

So sigma

[jade bronze]

fr no skibidi

[rare veldt]

What the Sigma?

[signal pagoda]

Hello jerry

[mild nacelle]

To sigma or not to sigma

[rare veldt]

Sup

[signal pagoda]

How's it going mate

[mild nacelle]

I Rizz therfore I am

[vale thunder]

Look at these beautiful Boots I want them

[rare veldt]

The deep questions

[mild nacelle]

I'll take the 600

[rare veldt]

Good thanks and you

[signal pagoda]

Make me some

[vale thunder]

No…..

You were mean to me

[signal pagoda]

Same same twas the night

[vale thunder]

No boots for you

[signal pagoda]

That's very little boy like

[vale thunder]

Meanie

[vale thunder]

NUH UH

[mild nacelle]

Ethically sourced human leather boots?

[vale thunder]

POOPY CRAPHEAD

[signal pagoda]

Hm

[vale thunder]

Nah that’s just wild

[rare veldt]

Maybe it is because I just woke up and that’s why my brain is not understanding

[mild nacelle]

I mean why walk in there shoes if you can walk in them

[signal pagoda]

Yes wake up twas the night

[vale thunder]

No

[rare veldt]

Oooh now I get it

[vale thunder]

Check engine light came on today, I’ll be fine right?

[signal pagoda]

I drive a truck

[vale thunder]

I drive an SUV

[mild nacelle]

I can't drive legally

[rare veldt]

It was ok I had the weirdest night ever

[vale thunder]

Well then learn how to

[signal pagoda]

Trucks are vetter

[vale thunder]

Obviously

[mild nacelle]

I know how it's just ilegal

[jade bronze]

1994 mazda mx5 miata clears

[vale thunder]

Then get a license

[signal pagoda]

Reao

[vale thunder]

No

[jade bronze]

yes

[signal pagoda]

Shush

[vale thunder]

79 camero in red and black is better

DONT argue

[mild nacelle]

Not possible

[vale thunder]

You’re wrong

[rare veldt]

It is a strange life

[mild nacelle]

Mid

[vale thunder]

Break rule?

[signal pagoda]

Feliz Nvidia

[vale thunder]

YO MAMA IS MID

[jade bronze]

nah they were slow af

[mild nacelle]

Ilegal

[vale thunder]

😐

[jade bronze]

they had 200 hp

out of a v8 they were slow af

[signal pagoda]

Go back to your golf cart house

[vale thunder]

I’m gonna hit you with the euthanasia stick

[mild nacelle]

They are ugly also

[vale thunder]

Go commit die

Go eat fent

[jade bronze]

they look nice wdym

[vale thunder]

Just a big brick of fent

Just eat it

[signal pagoda]

Hi guys

[vale thunder]

Bite into it comically

[mild nacelle]

Yumm

[manic inlet]

tuck did I ever tell you somebody stole my neighbor's trees the other night

[mild nacelle]

Different people Different taste

[sturdy vector]

Good afternoon

[manic inlet]

wild crap going down in Colorado rn idk wtf people are one

[vale thunder]

Sounds like what my buddy threatened to do to me

[manic inlet]

damn

tree theft

[mild nacelle]

Did they have copper in the damn treess

[manic inlet]

treft

[vale thunder]

He threatened to steal my yard

[manic inlet]

they took everything man

they too the trees

the cover tarps

the tap

[jade bronze]

Pretty

[manic inlet]

the stabilizing wire and posts

[vale thunder]

He told me he was gonna dig my yard up and make it a 500 foot hole in thr ground

[manic inlet]

same bastards stole the other neighbors' business sign too

[mild nacelle]

Pretty average

[manic inlet]

did it all at like 1 AM

new breed of crackheads

[jade bronze]

okay they arent the best looking car but they arent ugly

[mild nacelle]

Damn get dogs

[signal pagoda]

Pretty, amazing great so good model model you should modeling you model

[jade bronze]

huh

[vale thunder]

Shush

[signal pagoda]

No

[jade bronze]

idk anything about diecasts

[mild nacelle]

I got a pinto and gremlin on my shelf

[vale thunder]

I have a 70 Camaro and a 55 thunderbird

[vale thunder]

Ok what brand are those

[mild nacelle]

Looks expensive

[vale thunder]

I want some

[jade bronze]

tamiya and some revells

model kits

[vale thunder]

What scale are they?

[jade bronze]

1/24 down below 1/25 up top

[vale thunder]

Ah

I have a jeep I need to put together

Just am lazy and kinda don’t want to anymore

[jade bronze]

you should do it its fun

[vale thunder]

I wanna do a car I like

[vale thunder]

I don’t like jeeps

[jade bronze]

who does

[vale thunder]

My buddy does

He just has never driven one

[manic inlet]

you mean cheeps

[jade bronze]

i only like the trackhawk

[manic inlet]

them damn things fall apart like wet toilet paper

prolly the only good thing theyve made in like 35 years is the trackhawk lmfao

[mild nacelle]

Basically a dodge

[jade bronze]

pretty much

[jade bronze]

tamiya kits are pricy

[mild nacelle]

Everything is

[jade bronze]

revell isnt bad

just not as high quality

but revells usually have engines, only some tamiya kits have them

[mild nacelle]

Strange

[signal pagoda]

It looks so good

[jade bronze]

tysm

[mild nacelle]

Anyways

Cat

[signal pagoda]

Ofcxx

[signal pagoda]

Car

[jade bronze]

very cute car

[mild nacelle]

Car

It's storming

[jade bronze]

damn bro wash your camaro😭

[mild nacelle]

Poor thing is always dirty

[jade bronze]

looks awesome though anyways

[jade bronze]

you can 100% find one you like

[signal pagoda]

Skibidi

[jade bronze]

on sigma

[signal pagoda]

Really?

[jade bronze]

yes

[signal pagoda]

My son is 2

[jade bronze]

happy birthday to him

[signal pagoda]

I mean yeah

Ig

What's him name

[jade bronze]

jim

[signal pagoda]

Correct

[jade bronze]

ik

[signal pagoda]

You better know

You're 1/4th of a father ts pmo

[jade bronze]

whos the other 3

[signal pagoda]

Me - man

You - woman

Me - buff guys man me

[jade bronze]

what

[signal pagoda]

What

[jade bronze]

wtf does that mean

[signal pagoda]

Idk

Don't you dare abandon little ol jimminy boi

You have to teacher him to hunt

[jade bronze]

i will

[signal pagoda]

Good

[jade bronze]

anyways hryy??

[signal pagoda]

Gooood and you?

[jade bronze]

me too :)

[signal pagoda]

Good

[mild nacelle]

So decker is paying child support now?

[jade bronze]

i dont pay it

[mild nacelle]

You will

[signal pagoda]

Yes he does

[jade bronze]

nuh uh

[signal pagoda]

Yuh huh

[mild nacelle]

See you must needs pays child support

[signal pagoda]

Yeah it's still 1/4th his

[jade bronze]

i only pay 1/4 of it

[signal pagoda]

No you pay 4/4 of it

[jade bronze]

nuh uh

[signal pagoda]

Yes

[mild nacelle]

Oder in the court bang bang

Who is the main care taker of said child

[jade bronze]

oder

[signal pagoda]

Both of us

Oder is or in german

[mild nacelle]

Is good or bad oder

[signal pagoda]

Order

Order in the court

[mild nacelle]

Sounds like expensive food

[signal pagoda]

Sure

[mild nacelle]

Bang bang the Jerry has decided decker shall pay 1000% child support

[jade bronze]

chat am i cooked

[signal pagoda]

THE JURRY

[mild nacelle]

Cooked is a understatement

[jade bronze]

jury

[signal pagoda]

HUEY

[jade bronze]

shes tweakin

[mild nacelle]

No Jerry the mouse

[signal pagoda]

Yeah he has to pay

Or else

I'll bomb him

[mild nacelle]

Bat bombs?

[jade bronze]

april 27 2027

[mild nacelle]

Or fire

[signal pagoda]

No

[jade bronze]

yes

it will happen

[signal pagoda]

What about your son

You wanna take care of him alone

Or with your boyfriend 💔

[jade bronze]

i wouldnt have to pay 1000% child support

[jade bronze]

who?

[signal pagoda]

You'd have to pay all of it

Yk who

[mossy badge]

woah woah woah, don't you mean his husband?

[mild nacelle]

Dose the accused even have the knowledge of the child's day of birth

[signal pagoda]

HE HAS A HUSBAND?!

How can you do this to me

[jade bronze]

mb gng

[signal pagoda]

I can't believe this

[jade bronze]

it just kinda happened

[signal pagoda]

💔

[jade bronze]

nothing more to say

[mossy badge]

yeah, Vegas was crazy

[signal pagoda]

You really broke my heart

[jade bronze]

we dont talk about this

[mild nacelle]

The ring just slipped over his finger as I accidentally said I do

[mossy badge]

😔

[jade bronze]

exactly

nobody believes me

[manic inlet]

dafuq

[mossy badge]

they even signed all the papers accidentally

[abstract viper]

What

[mild nacelle]

I'm so sleep deprived that is perfect englsih

[jade bronze]

yeah we were sleepwalking

[abstract viper]

Its true

[mossy badge]

2025-2015=10

[abstract viper]

Wydn

[signal pagoda]

It is true

[abstract viper]

No

[abstract viper]

No

Thats dumb

[abstract viper]

Im gettimg so old 😭

[mossy badge]

you know what's crazy

[signal pagoda]

Uncle

[mossy badge]

we KNOW that matter and anti-matter cancel eachother out upon contact

BUT

[mild nacelle]

Knees are poping noises are made upon moving

[mossy badge]

what if they combine to form some other form of matter observable only on another plane of existance

[abstract viper]

Government conspiracy

[mild nacelle]

seamus8231#0 | 4/29/25, 11:53:00 PM

we KNOW that matter and anti-matter cancel eachother out upon contact

[jovial flare]

You should listen to Harley Poe

[mild nacelle]

That motorcycle Harry potter?

[jovial flare]

wtf are the midnight conversations boys

[jovial flare]

No more of suicidal Christian folk music

[jade bronze]

HOW CAN SHE SEND GIFS

[jovial flare]

She’s cooler then you

[jade bronze]

true

[signal pagoda]

It's true

[mossy badge]

that was a Triumph

[mild nacelle]

It still ain't loaded

[jovial flare]

I also saw child support somewhere when scrolling

So I’m now just concerned

[signal pagoda]

He has to pay

[mild nacelle]

Oh the court case

[signal pagoda]

Every week

[jade bronze]

that was me

[signal pagoda]

1000%

[mild nacelle]

Decker is burnt cooked deep fried

[signal pagoda]

Yes my lovely wife has to pay 1000% child support

[jovial flare]

As a child of divorce who’s mom never paid child support understandable

[mossy badge]

I hereby place the child in @jade bronze custody

[mossy badge]

Daph has to pay child support

[jade bronze]

i need to clarify i am not a woman

[jade bronze]

HOW

[jovial flare]

Decker you are

[mild nacelle]

Liar

[signal pagoda]

I like burritos

[jovial flare]

It’s okay

[mossy badge]

Ways unkown to you

[signal pagoda]

I went through way to much labor pain for this

[jade bronze]

real

[mossy badge]

more pain🧙‍♂️ 🪄

[jovial flare]

By legal standards whichever parent the child resides with should receive child support upon a bi-weekly or by monthly basis.

[jade bronze]

the child is homeless

[mossy badge]

how old is the child?

[jovial flare]

Well then give him a box and a bridge

[mild nacelle]

2

[jade bronze]

idk

[jovial flare]

Put him off of Lancaster

[mossy badge]

put em to work in a factory

[signal pagoda]

No It lives with us

[mild nacelle]

Exactly

[mild nacelle]

Who is us is tho cheating?

[mossy badge]

Child labor🥳

[jade bronze]

yes we are homeless

[signal pagoda]

Me and decker

[jovial flare]

I’m picturing the mods reading this lol

[signal pagoda]

Nuh uh

[mild nacelle]

What about seamus

[jade bronze]

we dont have a home

[signal pagoda]

We have a train stop

[jade bronze]

its a bus stop

[signal pagoda]

Same thingy

[mild nacelle]

Hi future tyk

[mild nacelle]

Food

[jade bronze]

no one has trains and one has buses

[signal pagoda]

Freak you

[mild nacelle]

I stole them all

[jade bronze]

wow

[mossy badge]

Train on the water, boat on the track

[signal pagoda]

Exactly

Duh

[jade bronze]

thats why there havent been any buses lately

[mild nacelle]

That's how this whole problem started please dont

[jade bronze]

true

[signal pagoda]

I'm too dumb for this

[jade bronze]

Dan my 2nd beloved

Chat would the gorilla or the 100 people win

[signal pagoda]

Wkwwowowowow

Gorilla 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍

[jade bronze]

exactly

[signal pagoda]

2nd or 3rd

Where is lebron

[jade bronze]

all the gorilla gotta do is spin around and he can knock the people like bowling pins

[mossy badge]

i could beat a gorilla

[jade bronze]

sure you could

[signal pagoda]

I believe it

[jade bronze]

lebonbon is up there but still 3rd

[signal pagoda]

Oh ok

[manic inlet]

potter somebody stole my neighbors trees

[mild nacelle]

So people but most will die initially but it will be overwhelmed after about 40 50 die

[jade bronze]

no it doesnt even have to kill the people, if it breaks ur leg you are out of the fight

or even just break your arm and you are cooked

[swift spire]

Nuh uh

[mild nacelle]

If 100 go at it at once no way

[jade bronze]

yes way

[mild nacelle]

You underestimate how powerful humans are in groups

[jade bronze]

gorilla can jump on big groups of people and kill em all

[mild nacelle]

@manic inlet opinion give

[manic inlet]

what we talking bout

[mild nacelle]

Not if groups are on it

[jade bronze]

one gorilla is super strong too

[swift spire]

Bro

[jade bronze]

spin

[swift spire]

Gorilla is 250+kg

[jade bronze]

fling them off

[swift spire]

10x more muscle mass than an 80kg man

[mild nacelle]

100 people is multiple tons

[manic inlet]

those are also type 2 isomere type muscle that tire quickly

they have low stamina

[jade bronze]

plus it has a super strong bite

[manic inlet]

its just an attrition game

people would win eventually if there's 100

[swift spire]

Have you ever seen a gorilla vs. gorilla fight?

They throw each other up in the air. 250kg

[signal pagoda]

Circumference of a circle is 2πr

[mild nacelle]

Yeah and can't throw 100 at once

[mild nacelle]

Desert *

[jade bronze]

i bet it could throw 10 guys at once

[manic inlet]

depends on the guys

10 small dudes maybe

[jade bronze]

only has to do that 10 times

[manic inlet]

10 dudes who are all the size of Brian Shaw

[swift spire]

100 humans wouldn't be able to attack him in area, human fists wouldn't even hurt him internally

[manic inlet]

gonna press X to doubt

[signal pagoda]

Guys

[swift spire]

We don't even have claws

[mild nacelle]

Also dose the 100 have tools even simple rocks spears etc

[signal pagoda]

How about we all just sit back

[manic inlet]

blunt force trauma bruh

[signal pagoda]

And realize

Gorilla is storng

[jade bronze]

i dont even think a person punching a gorilla would hurt him at all

[signal pagoda]

No man can win that

They so bog

[manic inlet]

people are pretty good at ringing ears and giving out concussions like bags of popcorn

[swift spire]

Exactly

[manic inlet]

it depends on the person, would sting a bit from an average dude

[signal pagoda]

Not even Shaq from Shaq gummies

[manic inlet]

a professional boxer could knock out some teeth

[signal pagoda]

Bro

[swift spire]

Maybe 100 Myke Tyson in his prime would probably even have a chance

[manic inlet]

maybe damage the mandibular nerve enough to concuss it

[jade bronze]

he wouldnt even be able to reach the gorillas head if it stood up

[swift spire]

But 100 normal humans? They would turn into thermal paste spread on the floor.

[jade bronze]

exactly

[manic inlet]

silverbacks are 5'8" to 5'11" standing up

[mild nacelle]

No

[jade bronze]

nvm then

[mild nacelle]

F thus wifi I sleeps is 1214

Bye bye

[swift spire]

A gorilla can run up to 35km/

36km/hr is Kyllian Mbappe's record

[mild nacelle]

It's simple get behind tree when it charges then punch while it's done due 5 ish times it's dead

[jade bronze]

no trees, no weapons, just a gladiator pit

[manic inlet]

also are we just assuming everyone goes in barefisted and unarmed?

just mosh pit?

[jade bronze]

yes

naked too

[manic inlet]

just average ass dudes?

[mild nacelle]

Is women and children ?

[signal pagoda]

Yes

[swift spire]

A gorilla punch is 500kg. Joules of a shot.

[signal pagoda]

No

[jade bronze]

no clothes so you cant strangle him

[mild nacelle]

Use person

[jade bronze]

no one silverback gorilla

[manic inlet]

1300 to 2700 lbs of force

the average human male does about 160psi

[jade bronze]

look at this bro the gorilla wins easy

[mild nacelle]

I think no weapons or terrain yes gorial more likely but only because you remove man biggest strength

The ability to sue tools

[manic inlet]

if you give them rocks then its over

[jade bronze]

exactly nobody has advantages just a fair fight

[manic inlet]

cause we can throw them

[signal pagoda]

Yes I sue tools

I get bank off then

[manic inlet]

one half pound stone to the dome is enough to kill most animals lighter than 600lbs

[mild nacelle]

No you jab it's eyes

[jade bronze]

yeah but we are talking just a completely fair fight, no weapons no nothing

[swift spire]

First of all, we don't even have claws, so we wouldn't be able to hurt their organs, their skin and muscles are rigid.

[manic inlet]

idk if you can call removing one party's entire fighting method and advantage fair lmao

it's like asking who would win, 1 tiger or 100 housecats

[swift spire]

100 men weighing 100kg and 2 meters tall, maybe they would have a chance, in short

[manic inlet]

but the tiger's legs are broken and all its teeth and claws are missing

[jade bronze]

its a fair fight, hand to hand combat is fair, just one is better than the other

[swift spire]

They are natural predators

[manic inlet]

i mean gorillas have less shoulder mobility compared to us to it isnt too much of a gap

a big one still

but slightly reduced

[manic inlet]

as are we lmao

[swift spire]

If you do an armlock, you can stun him. The tiger is

[manic inlet]

we just use sharp sticks and rocks

cause its more energy efficient

[mild nacelle]

And ar15

[jade bronze]

yes but we are talking about hand to hand fight, no weapons or anything

[swift spire]

Changing the subject, a grizzly bear vs a gorilla, who would win?

[mild nacelle]

Also that sonic boom jet that drove people insane?

[mild nacelle]

Gorilla

[manic inlet]

bear, hands down

gorillas get clapped by leopards a quarter their size and bears will pack up 500lb tigers

no question

[swift spire]

It's a fair fight, both have claws, weight, meat and a strong bite.

[jade bronze]

close fight but i think the gorilla would win, but very hurt at the end

[mild nacelle]

Wait can gorilla climb tree

[jade bronze]

fair argument

[manic inlet]

sorta

[mild nacelle]

Could use to get adva

[manic inlet]

they be quite immobile as adults

mainly the males

not super worth it against a grizzly tho

any tree big enough for a silverback to hike up

[mild nacelle]

Get height and jump on bear

[manic inlet]

is large enough for the grizzly to follow

[manic inlet]

im ngl grappling with an animal whose entire combat methodology surrounds facetaking combatants and shredding them into confetti is a bad idea

the gorilla just dies faster

[swift spire]

The guy won't make the Minecraft sledgehammer 😭 😭 🙏

[manic inlet]

ill put it this way

you just gotta look at their matchups with big cats

if you put a silverback face to face against a 160lb leopard

[mild nacelle]

Can gorilla use gun?

[manic inlet]

he will win, barely

but likely be mortally wounded

possibly even die during the fight

if you put that same leopard

face to face against a grizzly

and average grizzly

the cat gets turned into confetti

[swift spire]

It's amazing to think that we went from fire to quantum processors in about 8 thousand years.

[mild nacelle]

While I sleeps go now

[mild nacelle]

No

[manic inlet]

snooze

[swift spire]

If you teach, maybe

[manic inlet]

our species didnt even invent fire tho

H. erectus first used fire like 1.6 million years ago

we did figure out new heat treating methods tho

[swift spire]

We discovered, as we also discovered how to make quantum processors

[swift spire]

Don't ruin the joke, bro, lol

[manic inlet]

I refuse 🗿

[signal pagoda]

Skibidi

[jade bronze]

Fr

[prime gate]

Fair

[balmy acorn]

Should mimi get a 75 gallon tank

[torpid flower]

That Harry Potters southern cousin

His freind ain’t Ron it’s Roy

[hard sentinel]

What u need it for?

[mild nacelle]

Isn't that a little small for swimming?

[balmy acorn]

Idk

Fish

[hard sentinel]

then yes

[balmy acorn]

What fish can i stock it w…

[mild nacelle]

Live fish

[willow hearth]

I would like a dump trailer

[slim hamlet]

Mahi

[loud panther]

Congo tetras

[obsidian bay]

I love a good congo tetra

celestial pearl danio

cardinal tetra

gold barbs

[vale thunder]

Hola

[silent harbor]

aloh

[vale thunder]

Howdy

[silent harbor]

hru tuckeltoes

[vale thunder]

I’m fine hbu

[obsidian bay]

Tuckleberry Hound

https://tenor.com/view/hanna-barbera-huckleberry-hound-smile-grin-gif-7896816456465488139

[silent harbor]

im doing good

[vale thunder]

Hi Tyk !

How’s the doggie?

[vale thunder]

Good to hear buddy

[vale thunder]

Thats a new one for me

[obsidian bay]

She's good!

Had a wicked upset tummy this afternoon when we went on a walk the poor love..
"I had to trim her buttcheeks" level of disaster 😭

[vale thunder]

Awww

[obsidian bay]

I think the sedation from yesterday, the wet food meals, the painkillers

All of it combined just rekt her

[vale thunder]

I woke up this morning to my dog choking on a hair

So that was fun

[vale thunder]

Awww poor doggie

[obsidian bay]

Oh no

Keeonahs napping rn. Sleeping off the sickies

[vale thunder]

Cuteee

[mild nacelle]

Wouldn't we all

[silent harbor]

?

[mild nacelle]

Wouldn't write all like a dump trailer

[silent harbor]

ah

[wise bridge]

@manic inlet I invoke the 5th

[obsidian bay]

A wha

[cosmic osprey]

Stair guard

[round wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/you-shall-not-pass-lotr-do-not-enter-not-allowed-scream-gif-16729885

Rip embed failure lol

Was trying to send the you shall not pass

[rare veldt]

Lmao

[snow goblet]

All dogs go to Stairway to heaven? lol

[wise leaf]

Hey does anyone have a clue what this is or is it just a bug

[silent harbor]

pizza pretzels

[astral eagle]

tigg

[slim hamlet]

Eat it. Show it who is the superior species

[obsidian bay]

bet he gets lyme disease from it

[slim hamlet]

Weak genes fr

[cosmic osprey]

Pls no

Pulled 11 off of me when I got home and lost count on the way home

[slim hamlet]

Lymes is a bastard.

Why do ticks even exist

[obsidian bay]

ugh