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i had no idea they sounded so freaky but given a lot of deer noises i shouldn't be surprised
If they added, the black came in spectacles came in they would either be pretty small or they would have to up the size of the saltwater crocodile because the black came and only average is around 10 to 12 feet
This herd of Guanaco's sounded the alarm when a guide dog was nearby. They are related to camels (llamas are descendants of guanacos). The Andes mountains and other parts of South America is where these animals call home. Guanacos are herbivores and have 3 stomachs that digest rough plant material, getting water from this plant moisture. Cap...
i walked through and my cats are in my washing basket like this
what does saltie size have to do with them
lol, voice to text?
can anteaters live in peru?
With them trying to make the game more realistic they would have to to do that
Ya Im in bed and donāt wanna type
there will either be a llama alpaca or guanaco iām pretty sure
Itās almost like me pressing only the center suggested word on iphone
black caiman is only a little longer than gator, it should be fine
The only way I could do that was if you wanted me too I could come and pick it out and then I can go pick up it from your place or you could just pick me out of there
Haha
What is new in the game I have not been playing it for 2 my
The only way I could do that was if you had to do a little more work and I would be happy to help out if that works out better than what I can get you done today
If we don't get anacondas in the new map I will cry
wow it makes me seem so helpful
What are yāall talking about
I would love to see them add those
hunting anaconds would be kinda infuriating
Yea
Check out #š¢ļø“game-news
Spamming the middle suggested word on iphone
But it would be dope
they only come on land to bask a little or to digest food, and when they are in the water they are on the bottom, not floating around like crocs
Do yāall want to play tomorrow
plus they are really low to the ground, really hard to see
They could add a floating forest. They are real places.
Adding piebald and some more melanistics. Just trying to find this photo of a poached pseudomelanistic leopard pelt my friend sent me
yo do yall know hapy many twos i should have on fallow
Does anyone have a map of the different like sections of where the tigers and snow leopards spawn? I know the area they all spawn but the different broken up ranges of the singular specific spawns
I was like "ah ykw ive already posted so many leopards i'll finish off the leopard roster"
for tiger its pinned
Thank you
Amur leopard with weird rosettes
Indian erythristic leopard, most of our ery leopard specimens have been african leopards
Same amur fella again
Guys every time my hard drive disconnects from my Xbox I have to reskin this gun specifically none of other guns I put sprays on for some reason
Have this for now the final segment is a bit bare rn since i need to find this one photo
Did the trailer come out
Teaser did
trailer will be on june 2nd
Iām seeing a bunch of trailers on TikTok thatās not the teaser
fake
Ok thanks! I wanted to make sure
Download it onto your consoles drive not an external
Shouldnāt be an issue
Also- holy- did you make your tv like.. monochrome on purpose? Lol
What's going on with that one video people are saying EW accidentally released?
Nunya
No that just phone quality pic
just a question bro
^
Valid lol everything else had much more color I think thatās what threw me off
And every thing for cotw should be on the console so I donāt know whatās happening with that gun specifically
Dude where is this pseudomelanstic indian leopard photo
Bro i cant find it
It was one that was poached
Didnāt you say it happens when your hard drive is disconnected?
Fake news
While yall are here let me put yall on some serval oddities
EW hire this man
Ya seriously I only noticed it when I reconnect my drive itās fine anyway other time
Look at him HES BALD
Woman but true
Yeah I checked the bio right after I said that. Thatās my bad š
Sorry Azi
Thatās odd
Sounds like somethings mixed up with where your local and external are saving ish
Argharhargargarg i am genuinely going insane trying to find this blasted cat
I KNOW I HAVE IT SOMEWHWRE
WHERE ARE YOU PSEUDOMELANISTIC INDIAN LEOPARD
alot of cheaper screens while looking fine to the human eye show up weird in images
It could also be that the console is getting worse itās a 10 year old console the one usb port stopped working today so I had to move the drive to the other port instead and thatās when I noticed I needed to recolor my gun
especially if its VA and not IPS
This one?
Predictions:
Jaguar (confirmed)
Capybara (confirmed)
Black Caiman
Spectacled Bear
South Andean Deer
VicuƱa
Brocket Deer
Yellow-billed Pintail
Andean Goose
Fulvous Whistling Duck
Collared Peccary
Whitetail Deer
Cinnamon Teal
Puma
Red Deer
Water Buffalo
There might actually be more new species and less returning species for this map.
10 new species and 8 returning if i had to guess
This is true
Naww, this one was a recent one
But still a cool photo!!
It was like genuinely striped
That is a wicked looking moose even not having much mass
Why he look like that
Caspian lynx marking variants
caspian is the name for like 10 different takeaways within a 12 mile radius of my house
looks more like you found the skin of a leopard
pseudo melanistic?
Yup
I figured!!
@shrewd apex for the love of god this console decided to uninstall some of the dlcs by itself for some reason
Gotta love Xbox !!!
I hate to tell you this but it appears your Xbox hates life right now
i wont tolerate this xbox hate
You donāt have to itās gonna happen anyway
Hey give it a break itās almost at its 10th birthday soon
NOW ITS DONE
Everyone loves Xbox until the red ring appears
Tbf I was very loyal to Xbox before I switched to pc. They are posā but I was loyal
Yusssss
Or multiplayer doesnāt work
Or they canāt connect to the internet
Or their stuff gets randomly deleted
Or their console otherwise stops working functionally
Orrrr
my xbox is for portable
PC is for home
I had Xbox for years before swapping to PS
PS is better functionally. thereās no doubt about it lol both really suck in terms of decisions and CS though
Good luck if you have an issue
This is quite fair. Only thing I really use my Xbox for is tv anymore lol
I was Xbox loyal until bloodborne came out, then my Xbox died and havenāt switched back yet
sega should re enter the market with cartridge based consoles using a mini SSD system
SeeeegaaaaaaaaāØ
like make 20-30gig games on small SSDs and shove them inside carts
PC is infinately better on almost all levels but console wise i love my xbox more then i love my children
Just heard the sonic game themes boot up as I typed that lol
give me physical media that actually stores the media
Yea I didnāt mention PC for obvious reasons lol
It has its perks too
Console is a different thing entirely though
Between the two, PS works better and has less issues lol but I get having a preference
Iād still buy the OG Xbox for nostalgia
Those things were great
getting comfy then leaving something across the room is why the force should
be real
They all serve their purposes and everyone has their favs
Facts if my internet drops I physically canāt play any of my dlcs for cotw
Thatās so sad
Even offline?
So hyped for June 16
Itās why I bought a base PS5 with the disk reader built in despite the pro having more visual perks
Cuz the pro was gonna do that
Unplayable w/o internet
i imagine with the push to consolise the PC experience on an xbox, xbox might get a whole lot more open
If I donāt have internet it straight up acts like Iāve never owned them before
they've been testing the waters with that handheld imo
Thatās disgusting
big picture mode style xbox system
This has been being said for years and they havenāt delivered tbh they just keep making worse decisions for their existing playerbase
Alienating the people that would want to buy it lol
when my xbox gives out im just gonna buy a super computer PC
Iād love for that to be true though. Itās definitely something that would open up the gaming sphere a bit more
my current PC is alright ig
If you can afford it thatās def the way to go lol
Why not just upgrade your current one?
It was a little windy a few weeks ago and it did this to me
bc i like creatinf waste
jk
ill prolly give the old one to my kiddo
and then get me a really nice one
My $400 Amazon pc has done me well, but it is definitely time to at least upgrade the internals
they should reimplement SLI so i can run a 4060ti with a 5070 for extra firepower
Usually with a few specific upgrades, you can keep using the same
Ah the ol trick lol I get you
I need a pc
Wow i am just realizing how autistic this whole jaguar leopard rare color smorgasboard thing makes me look
I literally yammered about not finding a specific pseudomelanistic leopard pelt IM SO COOKED
autism is a super power tho
Not autistic. Just creative.
Well yes but i am indeed diagnosed with autism x)
at least thats what my mom always told me
upgrading anything is not a smart move right now
ai has caused a price hike
Ā£200 for 16gigs of ram is madness
Yeahh thatās the unfortunate truth š
The solution to that is to dismantle every data center they plant in the deserts
Scrap them down
In fact. All of the data centers
I donāt know what worse the fact I canāt play cotw without internet or the fact my cousin doesnāt need internet to play his DLCs (we both play on Xbox)
By the sounds of things, definitely the fact that you need internet
do you play on game pass and he owns the game
I own it
I think it has something to do with this
Have you played it on game Pass prior to owning it and are you a Game Pass subscriber now?
I played it on game pass before buying it
It could be that the licenses are getting switched up or something. I can play mine with all DLC perfectly fine with no internet and I have no Game Pass or ever played the game on Game Pass before
I have a feeling that is your issue right thereā¦
must be a new bug too
because i played on game pass way before purchasing
and my dlcs worked offline once purchased
can't talk abt it here
Why not
unless it's the one still posted in game news
.
Well i mean the video came from an official source, the devs but sure
yes but the community managers here said not to saur
huh
@shrewd apex Bru if I turn my internet off I have to reskin my gun
At least you have enough $$$ lol
whats the secret
If I purposely go offline I can still use my DLCs apparently
But if the internet itself goes out I canāt
does anyone else get this weird bug where you switch between equipment and then you cant use anything like its not in your inventory
na
wait do beavers actually eat your tents
Guys are there supposed to be blacktail on SRP?
no
Is this a modded server or is it a bug
cause SRP is in Colorado and theres mule deer there not blacktail
if there's BT on an SRP server its modded
theres no bug that causes that
Didn't even know that was possible
I aint even know there was a mod that causes that
theres mods with spawn menus cause mfs are that lazy that they just wanna spawn everything in one place
wouldnt recommend harvesting it, or staying on that server
Just play gmod atp
with how peer to peer multiplayer works it could bork your save file
Eh I got backups of my save
people use the same mod, over and over, multiplayer is trash lol
This is exactly why I refuse to touch multiplayer anymore
super sonic then tp all animals in one place deadzone the map and all g1's... very blahhh
thats multiple mods
same mod, with multiple active
Anyway guys letās mind rule 9
were talking bad abt modders.
I know but it still does get to be a bit of a touchy subject
agreed, just said it ruined multiplayer for me
Me too dwš
yall play in multiplayer
nope
Not anymore no
dang
Not unless itās private with friends who also donāt play public multiplayer
every lobby i joined was ya you know.
yeah i only play with randoms when i am bored tbh
I really hope they can fix that one day. Like youād think itās something that would be easy to flag if they had the right system set up
i first loaded into one, saw a g1 was so excited. then harvested it and then realized lol
Run a check that only files that are supposed to exist are running while the app is up yk something along those lines lol
Prevent multiplayer otherwise
Is it just me or does anyone else have had multiple dreams about hunting great one/diamond roe deer. Last night was the second timeš
The mods are far more sophisticated than that
that would cost to much money š
I know lol but itās a possibility for a future solution if they end up doing anything at all
@shrewd apex I just noticed when I went offline the skill and perk points was in the middle of the screen and the lv, xp, and money was on the right side of the screen instead of this
I would be ecstatic if someday EW releases an anti-cheat, but like Stoney said thatās a costly process
i thought a level 7 red deer was a great one at the start š„
Yea it does that cuz youāre not logged in
No internet connection = not logged into apex
lol 9 legendary i thought was all diamonds
lvl 7 red deer lowkey look better than G1s
yuh
imo disagree
I think most g1s are goofy af so
Would be nice if it was their own too tbh but I expect thatās even more unlikely lol
So many of the common ones kinda suck š
MAybe I'm the weird one lol
Casual battleye flashbacks lol
Have you even seen one...not on a modded server?
Fr fr š
The game is really called, "Why the heck can I not just get a silly diamond goat?"
This is my brain rn because I canāt comprehend why not logging into apex does that
what species list are we thinking
its was this red deer i thought was a great one when i started emerald coast
I just had one troll me todayš« and it was a better estimate than my original dime from the grindš
honestly i could see why that'd confuse you lol
Which goat
when i get those super wide level 4 fallows they always look like irish elk rack
Feral goat @autumn torrent
I shoot those with the .470 tbh
yeah
Yeah feral goat are just mean š
goats?
Im using the new 500 lol
w gun tbh
Yes
500 is one of the coolest things they've added gunwise recently
big fan of a usable 8-9
I just wish it could take class 7s too
i mean if they pay for the ammo idc but if not nah
It makes it weird to set up a loadout for all levels if you use the 500
i spent my life savings for ammo
I was honestly surprised that it even goes to class 8. 7 I think would be reasonable only if the 300 for example went down to class 5
Imo
honestly idk i pack the 17HMR
I think my real life hunting ideology get's in the way
i should of just pack a 22
You can never have an animal too dead
Oh man got a 194-224 estimate goat
This might be it
Hereās hoping š¤
This one has a similar estimate to that, I donāt know why I remember that
If it hooks hard at the end of the horns heās got a real good chance
Ouch
A diamond roo tried to fight me though while i was harvesting
feral goats can't be real but tbh i've been lucky with them
11 of my 23 level 5s have been dime
If only diamond roos weren't everywhere
Isnāt 530 max score for kangaroo?
Anyone know if level 4 goats can make diamond?
I figured as much
Ive never seen a level 2 male feral goat before
I still donāt know why whitetail deer go to level 3
They bottom out at 3
Have new species ever been added to a map after the release of the map?
(excluding the split of species like bighorn)
They added me to askiy
Can confirm
yes, lions
Lions weren't on africa at release? lol
and depending on how you define "new" species, tahr
nope š
Nope. Lions were introduced months after
So that map was even worse at release eh?
And the teaser was actually really cool for it, they put a diamond springbok up on a rock that was dead and had been eaten
I think africa is one of the worst maps IMO
It has 5 collectables if you were wondering (you werenāt)
I forgot about collectables...
Are there more shed antlers than like 3 in the game?
you get a warning call from a jackal at 164 away and then a warning from a gemsbok at 40 away its ridiculous lol
so jags and capybara what else do we think might be on the map
I... think that... sometimes... we can be... a little... hasty... when coming to... decisions
Iām convinced whitetail will be there too
I wanna see a species in trees
maybe marsh deer
Like a monkey
did they show what map it was
Potentially
i saw something in pintest
Fallow deer sheds, red deer sheds, reindeer sheds, roe deer sheds, moose sheds, I think theres elk sheds
#š¢ļø“game-news thatās all the official news we know
i saw something in pintrest
caiman as well i imagine
someone earlier raised that guanaco are practically confirmed, you can hear one call at the end of the trailer
Anything that has not been announced in this discord is not official. And anything else is not to be talked about (Viviās orders)
Does that mean no speculation?
llama?
i dont hear goat lol
guanaco
Like a mini mountain llama
No not at all. They want us to speculate, but just base it off of official sources.
Hermaeus Mora
Do they get wider than this?
Golly thatās a wide boy
just look up animals in the amazon and guess based off that lmao
Also thatās a level 4?!?
Very tempted to shoot it with the ,470 obviously
June 16th gonna be peak
whatever happened to tuesdays
I bet this fella has ZERO knowledge
Like its just tentacles and eyes
Hello
Hello Arthur
I think my favorite part of the teasers, trailers, and maps in general is the way they do so well with the music and soundtracks. All the way back to Mississippi I feel like each map's music and soundtrack has been SPOT ON for the area it is based on for the culture, style, and even the instruments used. Wherever we're going in the world I'm enjoying the little snippet of music in the Teaser!
Mississippi sticks with me the most because I think it had the most catchy music, and LYRICS
Oh 100% I love Mississippi acres
Wait what it has lyrics?
I've only played that map like twice, it's the only dlc I don't own
available on Avalanche Studios' Spotify if I remember right
If a capybara wants to throw hands, does that make it a slappybara
OH man, Bad shot on a level 5 let's all pray he didn't make it
Please be botched, please be botched
His horns weren't exactly promising
Hopefully it's a Troll then
If it makes you feel better I botched my first diamond red deer because I dropped my controller when I went to fireš„¹
205 š we good
that's incredible and also SO tragic!
I botched my first dozen diamonds...
Dangit
My only few diamonds have been lots of birds.. and a pine marten
I am proud of my slowly growing piebald collection however
My pine marten diamonds havent popped back up
Completely lost on my map
Ah,, unfortunate!
I dont tend to do grinds, I just run around the map till I get a warning call and I check if its anything cool
I have one feeder that is no longer getting fed on for my goats, should I just move it?
I know i got a piebald red doe on Scotland but I havent re-tracked her down..... and i totally didnt forget her zone
I have a diamond Manitoban somewhere on my Askiy I found AGES ago when opening the map for the first time, no idea where he is though NOW of course
I have a level 4 which is guaranteed diamond, and I cant find it anymore
Medved hates me and had given me nothing
Medved pampers me š
Medved has given me so many troll caribou
I gotta find where my diamond wolf's zone moved to
I got a diamond reindeer pretty quickly on medved
Cuatro has a vendetta against me, it only gives me diamon Beceite and nothing else but trolls. Troll Rabbit, Troll Roe, Troll Red, and so many others
the Rabbit REALLY hurt
Revontuli is nice though Gave me my one and only Super Rare
Im relatively new to cotw so I just, pray that something is diamond xD
If you just want diamonds, find all the mountain lions on SRP
I gotta hunt more nilgai... a piebald would be sick in my collection
Yak on Sundar are pretty easy too Lots of big yak
My first rare was an albino yak!
Mythical too, botched the poor thing because it scared me half to death
Moose aren't exactly the hardest either
I'm not sure if I remember my first rare ever
I can remember at least 3 of my first diamonds I botched, one was a max Weight possibly max score red deer, and I shot it with the wrong crossbow bolt, also my first mule deer diamond big rack I shot it from across a lake in the middle of the night like 5 times
I donāt either tbh
if I had to guess it was probably a piebald Whitetail
I know my first Diamond was a Pronghorn
One of the two
I remember my first diamond, rare, and botched diamond
The only two rares I have besides my piebalds are a melanistic bison, and the albino yak.. I didnt know the bison was mela till I referenced the wikiš
And I've played since Console release...which says a LOT about how much I did NOT pay attention to things in game until SRP released
My first diamond um was either a duck, a caribou, or a whitetail deer
Caribou is sick! They're a hard one to get
I didn't even knew what a diamond was when I shot my first big rack mule deer, back when they where the size of blackbuck with giant racks
First diamond was a mtn lion, first rare was an albino bison, first botched was a bighorn (and I still dont have a diamond bighorn)
It was when caribou had a different scoring system
OG Scoring on 1000?
I think mine scored like 400
No truracs scoring
Ive shot so many level 4 and 5 caribou, never any luck
oohhh
I think I botched a diamond moose on the og scoring system
Gorgeous
Legacy 1000
holy
462 is insane
i kid you not 460+ is like 1/40 dimes
Yeah he didn't make it by just a little bit
Quick Kill made soft point ammunition SO viable though
1 dime is 1/18 trolls too š 462 is crazy
It also made spine shots like the shot you wanted to make
my biggest in roughly 700 dimes is 463.81
Which is a good thing they made not as important
Right! When I finally leaarned you could A.) DO THAT and B.) How do shoot a moose, my life changed! I started making SO much more money in game
We shouldnāt be encouraged to make spine shots
Trailer l e a k
Bruh
Beat the system lol
Look at pins
Me?
No, the other dude
It's the truth and it needs to be discussed
No it doesnāt
Considering most of this discord is like 12 year olds, I'm not buying it
According to Pinned, Discussion in here I'd assume would lead to a ban, so best not
let me guess your favorite cotw youtuber starts with s?
Yes lol
is it an aquatic animal?
Figures
Indeed
Y'all really striked him too
Not reasonable, yalls mistake
lmao imagine hopping onto official to ragebait, be incorrect, and make a point to make an argument that's against the rules
I'm like 99.9% sure unless you're a CC for the company you can't use their footage in your content
granted I did not see the original video
Trying to cover it up is wild lol
yeah bc it's not supposed to be out yet
Fr
We already seen it
still copywritten material tho, by law nothing is wrong with what ew is doing
Exactly
Also we shouldnāt even be talking about this
also people don't wanna get all the content spoiled from annoying jackasses who tell everyone everything
Anyway,
Summer break is approaching for me and I'm excited to have time to bear grind again Anyone else on grinds?
Honse has entered chat
Hey Doc
No I donāt grind the game I just play the game shooting whatever I see
I have a wt grind that has just been collecting dust
its called keeping a timeline and giving information from official sources at the time it was intended to be given, not kowtowing to people who see something of some description and decide to plaster it all over the internet without regard or respect for other people's suspense, want to avoid potential spoilers, or intellectual property laws
I like to do that on Rancho a lot
And will still be collecting dust
For the rest of the summer
Because my xbox is in state college
smart words from a smart man
I am getting a sense of deja vu
Hmmmmm
Reminds me of last summer perhaps
like you've traveled home without it?
Yeah
Itās sitting at my apartment in state college
Oof, Which map for your WT grind?
Itās rev
I was unsuccessful on that map, but I had a good time
I got my first wt there
my first was PS4 Rancho, then PC a Layton
Nice
I donāt think I would be doing much playing anyways because I am at an internship with shared housing
Trades? or Science type? š
⨠Fancy āØ
You said you were coming on summer break, are you in college or still in k-12?
getting so close to having all them moose drink zones š
I do, unpaid though.
ah
and because I'm still "employed" I can't file for temporary unemployment so its 10 weeks unpaid "vacation"
I see
You can't split your salary evenly throughout the year?
this year I got a part time job with my district for sort of summer school but it's only half days and it's only 7 of the 10 weeks
They don't let the Para's in my district. Just the Teachers
but with only half days, I'll still have more time and energy to play!
crossing my fingers I can finally cross a few more G1's of my wants list
get thy g1s
Whatās the best gun for each class
the bow lol
22-Class 1
243-Class 2&3
308 (opinion) -Class 4-7
300 Class 8&9
the 500 is great too though!
the 12g Cacciatore is good for birds too, 6 shots
308 struggles pretty bad on class 7 IMO
anyone know how often ronda ibex make diamond as a level 4?
never for me š¤·āāļø
not that uncommon
okay fs, happened to me earlier
My Ronda was a 4 iirc
But, I mentioned earlier Cuatro is not nice to me so
I could never get behind the 10 gauges. I would much rather pack the Cacciatore or 16GA
Fools often ignore their blessings
I did like the 10g with the Brass shells, but I thik it's because I love Classic's 10g Shotguns SO much
I can't quite tell if that dog is squinting a little unevenly or is actually winking
probably something shining in his eye
anyone know the diamond estimate for saltwater croc
estimate? like weight?
or the score requirement
i thought this guy looked a little funny

ive been grinding for soooo long to get him to spawn, thank you
i still can't get over how gorgeous and fluffy this one is
absolutely awesome to see in game
once im set with my herd management for the lions i have a few diamonds that need to be shot if anyone needs one when the time comes.
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Have you seen her in the pose where her mohawk is up!?
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Iāll do it
I shoudnt have watched it. Got too curious
tsk tsk, people
I do think we need more moderators
Oh well i was gonna find out sooner or later
Guys, I just got a diamond snow leopardš„¹
Shut š up š
Congratulations!!
:D
Nice!
"I wonder if the snow leopard im tracking is rare or 9.." then I spotted it, I had to call my sister it
In*
Its only my third i think snow leopard
now im curious š
It was the trailer we arent allowed to mention
š
oh
dont wanna know ear plugs lalalalalalalalalalala
lev
hi mel
Hiii
hruuu?
Pretty good! Itās supposed to be 6 degrees cooler today so Iām looking forward to that
oki good
Itās 6am rn
oh its 1 for her?
Been up since 4pm yesterday
Oh nvm disregard
I forget youre across the ocean from me
bruhhhhh sleep
I had a few hours yesterday in the heat š maybe some more soon
i'mma have to check that pose
She is so diva in that pose
Like a rockstar
i'll do that now, but then I'm taking a break for a bit to play some SNES Mario Bros
this one?
i like that pose.. and I mirrored it with my albino
that is my favorite trophy so far for sure
So from what I understand EW very late Wednesday night or very early Thursday morning apparently released the reserve trailer early for the new map coming out next month and only a few people saw it and screen recorded it and shared it online
And when other bigger creators started covering it theyāre videos got copyright struck and taken down more or less confirming its validity, because a video game company normally doesnāt spend resources going around striking peoples videos if it talks about āfake newsā
Thatās what Iāve been told and found out by myself tho
yeh i just seen it myself i do believe if its real lol
what did it reveal?
Alot
Yāall, how about we donāt talk about out it
Because yk
Look at pinned messages
^
Ah ok, I never saw it tbh, mb
i'm keeping the setup I posted under that for the two
Morning
Goooood Morning
It has gotten really windy where I am at all the sudden
Sorry I'll tell it to move
Like there is tree constantly banging on my window
did you try asking the tree to stop?
Itās probably trying to tell you something, ask it what it wants
Let it inside
It's cold and lonely poor tree
Do the devs actually check the support
CS staff read them and report to devs
Iām so sorry š hopefully you can go home soon and get some real food !!
Do they actually fix them or "fix them"
They fix them. lol
bro's mad a slop youtuber got a strike for doing something illegal
You can check patch notes every update to see what was fixed
I sent my punk ass husband to get me real food so weāre eating good tn
Hell yes whatās on the menu
I sent him to CFA cuz the dr said I can have it in here
Yusssss
I wanted a borgur but the dr said no šš
Thatās actually so rude
The gall
What do they know anyway
Enjoy ur chicken dude lol
Iām about to commit some atrocities to this chicken sandwich
Itās not gonna be pretty
you delivering the munchkins?
Apparently potatoes are good so the fries are getting the smoke too
if so i hope it goes well
I will be getting some munchkins from Dunkin now
oh no ive triggered the appetite
well youre eating for 4 so
But yeah im like in labor or wtvš
Baddogs fat ass is eating double what the 4 of us eat šš
bruh
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Hi
Jesus, get him on a diet
Seamus and Baddog swap diets for month guys
That means I get free gator
Baddog weighs a solid 2 of me more then you do šš
im shorter but the same weight as him
compacted and more dense
like a neutron star
hence my pasty white ass skin
Well, you're losing weight
true
Youāre losing
-# and he's gaining it
Heās bulking
Youāll always be a star to us though Zach
he is like a whole half foot taller than me tbh
congrats on marrying an industrial refrigerator btw
have him suplex an alligator at the triplets first bday itll be funny
I planned on eating a whole pizza for dinner, but I only got ¾ of it
You should be congratulating him for bagging me
No itās gotta be the monkey
Yummy BBQ pizza
Heās cage fighting a monkey
Genuinely the best pull oat
lmfao
I'm still perplexed in how it was possible
In that color?
I should call Chevrolet headquarters and ask to buy a metro
Yes. Yes you should
buy all of them
That is ugly color, I want dark green
Dark green better
flames
For a sec I thought you were telling him to add flames and I was like yea thatās cool but maybe not on dark green
I used to have a Chevy and then a certain fat piggy wrapped it around a cell tower
did this actually happen or is this a bit to give him crap
Jail for him
No that actually happened
hahahahaha
Heās wrecked like 11 cars
That was my fault I hexed him sorry
All 11 of them were single car crashes
im-
Uhhš
is he still allowed to drive
How did you make it to the hospital
Heās been in more wrecks but they werenāt his fault
š
I drove
Iām so glad everyone could join in to question this manās driving decisions
oh yeah are the rumors true?
What rumor Saul
So youāre telling me those 11 are just⦠single car crashes??
Idk how in hell, mars or the moon he can buy yeah
by rumors i mean your husband saying you were giving birth. hes probably a credible source but you never know
Yes. Yes she is
Yes, I am the UFC quark weight champion
This is real as hell he could always be lying
bro i knew it
No she is
No one else qualified
That time he was being for real
Everybody hates Chris ahh win
this time...
Alright boys and girls is it time for me to reset my account back to lvl 1? I lose all my grinds if I do this
This would be the 6th time I do it
I have an alt i play fresh on
I am not going to be held liable when you regret it so I have nothing to say
Skeeter
Sorry you smelled like clams
This was baddogs insurance recently
Mithrandir
Iām going chrisp
hes guilty i can see it in his eyes
No she would never. She could do no wrong
devious
Sheās perfect baby Angel
Who i caught digging and had to chastise
Jack would also never tho
This dude looks FED UP
My vote is mithrandir BUT. Theyāre pure of heart and it wasnāt malicious
Trick question. They all bit me today
You prolly deserve it
Chrissy did it maliciously
so i was right kinda
My caiman bit me
The dogs are sweeties though and were playing
My capybara bit me
isnt it like, an infant
ask your caiman if it's gonna RSVP to the new map or nah
Yeah lol
Heās got plans
wait i thought we were joking do you deadass have a caiman
Yes
Cragger
aura
she does
angery child
I also have aura beyond your wildest dreams (Iām short and fat)
thats gang
Who wants to guess baddogās insurance
Too high
we are ALL short and fat in here ā¤ļøāš©¹
i dont want to out of fear
I might go broke just thinking about it
Too much
Nah Iām tall and fat, highly built like a brown bear
I'm actually 6'6 and weigh 245. Kinda broad at the shoulders and narrow at the hips
Seamus
Damn bros bigger than me š
Bros got no child bearing hips
GurlāØāØ
My name is also John
Nobody got his joke itās fine š

Was waiting for that to come out
I need some to guess this insurance to make me feel better about myself š
600
Alright I have made an executive decision
I'm sad because I have the body type that if I was a woman, I know I would be hotš
You could still be hot Seamus donāt let this prevent you from it
I-
Good godš
On one of 3 carsš
Iām so sorry
How does this even happen?!
youre joking
11 wrecks
Scroll up a bit youāll understand š
I honestly donāt know how weāre feeding our kids like heās so expensive šš
ok nvm 11 cars totaled
This
Oh god
A husband that gets into more car wrecks than what should be allowed
complete totals, all single car, all his fault
He also has multiple tickets too
Get that man a damn bike
So he IS an idiot
And never let him drive again
He also has a record for criminal speed
They have 2 kids and 3 otw š
also how is he alive
He'd probably break itš
Heās robust ig
GET THIS GUY HIS KEYSSSSS
Really super important question we should be asking
#iknowthatsright
Robust Iām crying
My insurance is like 110 a month
Glasses lowk ruin my face
If even
Queen shyt
I'm not insured cus I have no job
hes made of tungsten and rivals sequoia trees in size
hes 6'6" 260
hahhahaaha
How are you gonna afford your geo metro?
Yeah mines at right about 100 a month
uninsured and walking around barefoot in the woods just like god intended
Perchance š¤
I could always trade my jeep for one
That would be an excellent deal
True
I still need to find what's shorting
I know its low voltage, but high enough to drain the battery
I already removed the radio and its fuse
-# I also need a new gas tank
That was gonna be my first guess ngl
Lights is another one
Yeah, that was the original problemš
Yk I kinda forgot how annoying it is at lvl 1 lmao
A metro would never have these problems tbh
you done it 6 times
you think youd remember eventually
lmao
Yeah I havenāt done it in like 2 years though
Gettin mad deja vu rn
i have never new gamed tbh im a little scared to do so
I get deja vu a ton
yea thats the brain damage
Oh
I probably got a screw or two loose
happens to the best of us
I was gonna say same but now⦠damn lmfao
Take them out (donāt do this)
Ok gute nacht chat
it actually does happen a lot to me too so at least if its brain damage we have each other
Hell yea
every time i get deja vu for some reason now it feels like the thing is happening for the 3rd time instead of the 2nd..?
im not sure what that would indicate
Man I feel that sometimes lol
Anyone know if the new update will give us extra skills and perks?
brain damage squared
No clue, that hasnāt been something thatās been shown
Probably not tbh I donāt know that theyāve ever done that? Could be wrong lol
i meannn, probably not..? i dont think it was on their radar
Taa thanku
What do you guys think of the new map?
Looks amazing, not sure about hunting but I think the species might make up for it
Since I've joined this game, I've personally always wanted a Peru map but I thought we would never get it due to all the restriced speices you cant hunt but life finds away ig
A lot of possibilities opened up once they added tigers
Oh yea that was really a break through with the tigers and leopards. Also im praying this isnt like Emerald coast again where it has really cool speices but every second animal trolls
Man i really wish they remodelled the puma with a new map, maybe new map is divided to two different regions (think sundarpatan) with 1 big cat in each, and judging by the time teaser was posted we might get a map in between 10-20 of june
I wish they made a puma that wore Puma shoes
Pleaseee pleaseee puma remodel
Was it confirmed they're not getting remodelled? :(
bro š
G1 puma wearing puma shoes and the only difference is puma shoes are different colors
Idk, it wasn't confirmed and i don't know anything about if pumas would even be on the map, just my speculations that they will be there
I hope they do get one, but there's been species in previous recent releases I've thought 100% should've gotten remodels but they didn't
I love this guy
His name is Messi and he's just a big kitty cat
You can look him up he's adorable little guy
I will now watch all 2k videos of Messi
I see how cats domesticated themselves with how sweet Messi is
domestic cougar when
I'll be getting a cheetah as soon as I have the space for it
ugar
iād honestly be really surprised if they didnāt get a remodel
jaguars and pumas have pretty similar anatomy
a cheetah is going to cost me 4-5K to buy, but, I'll pay it
cheetahs and mountain lions are VERY closely related
that's a lot cheaper than I'd expect them to be š
but puma is small cat
yeah, cougars and jags are from two different cat lineages
Pantherinae and Felinae
They still look pretty similar, I think they could remodel mountain lions with a few tweaks from the jaguar one
It`s nothing cooler than snow leopard
Pun intended ?
I didn't think about it when I wrote it, but now I noticed
Ehhhhh I dont think we should talk about that here š
Ohhh okay
Just wanted to say that snowies are probably the last small cat that would be domesticated
That's the danger with larger cats, they have a lot more power than the smaller ones. Domestic cats can already mess you up pretty badly but not to such a severe degree
if that's real, does the girl have any idea what's gonna happen to her
that yet could be her last laugh
without going into the gorey detail we can acknowledge what a silly silly decision it was
Indeed
first recorded snowie attack on a human i believe? that's embarrassing
im guessing she got ate aye?
Prey was scarce at that time too and there were warnings
lol
yes it was
