🦌︴general

[frozen owl]

they can rip your limbs off too

[bright bobcat]

Chimp says oopps got ur noseeeee 😋😋😋

[ocean lagoon]

theyre like 60 lb

they can not be that strong

[solar edge]

they are adding cute little kitties to the map

[whole vine]

pspspspspspsps

[shrewd apex]

I hear gren might

[bright bobcat]

And ears and lips and fingers

[whole vine]

unfortunately it doesn't matter how big the cat imma pet it anyways

[shrewd apex]

You remember what I said about toddlers earlier? Believe it

[frozen owl]

males weigh 88 at the least

[whole vine]

remember guys you can pet any animal at least once

[frozen owl]

the biggest chimp was 236 lbs

[quasi thunder]

Thats why you should play to your strengths, set up an official boxing match and after the chimp bites you and rips your face off you will will because the chimp will get disqualified

[sage linden]

A high amount of those 60lbs is just pure muscle

[solar edge]

bro jaguars are such cuties they kill crocs so that we dont get hurt and we can swim so thoughtful

[winged pagoda]

Most valid statement 2026

[shrewd apex]

I think chimps are disqualified in official boxing soooo

[nimble sequoia]

their main weakness is joint mobility

also ima be real

[shrewd apex]

Match wouldn’t even exist to begin with

[frozen owl]

@ocean lagoon if you get into a cage fight with a chimp, its going to run up to you and jump on you, proceeding to knock you head over heels before beating on your head and chest

[nimble sequoia]

a lot of people get mauled badly cause they 1 dont expect it and 2 try to shielf themselves instead of fighting back

[shrewd apex]

Heart attack time

[nimble sequoia]

you gotta meet violence with violence

thumbs to the eyes, slapbox the ears

[old lion]

Guys I believe in Baddog

[shrewd apex]

Idk man

[nimble sequoia]

fingers are easy to break and disjoint because theyre longer, making them vulnerable to lateral forces and torsion

[frozen owl]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-gorilla-monkey-mirror-gif-7936993

[solar edge]

i could take on a jaguar in a fight i will js need some equipment

[quasi thunder]

I... can't think of a time ive ever wielded that amount of violence

[frozen owl]

the sound that slap makes in the original video is loud as hell

[whole vine]

https://klipy.com/gifs/spongebob-patrick-50

[old lion]

I need a chimpanzee guys

[quasi thunder]

I could take a jaguar in a fight I just need rusian bear armor

And a gun, any gun

[old lion]

This fight is making it out of the gc

It’s gonna happen

[quasi thunder]

Except a single shot

[shrewd apex]

This one better

[solar edge]

like a cat js pick it up and throw it to Karagiozi's wedding as we say here in greece

[shrewd apex]

I’ll be waiting for the video

Can you live stream it

Is that against the rules

[solar edge]

its easy yall 🤦‍♂️

[old lion]

I don’t have a chimp unfortunately

[shrewd apex]

I don’t think we have a rule against that

Well that’s the easy part

We’ll find you one dw

[frozen owl]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xMd6pyyMbc

listen to the slaps

[jade quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-puma-mountain-rawr-cat-gif-17398701

[frozen owl]

ts is knocking the wind out of your body

[solar edge]

who's WE

[old lion]

I know a guy with an orange monkey so we could use that

[shrewd apex]

Gren how strong are orange monkeys

[frozen owl]

lion tamarins?

[nimble sequoia]

if they get you on the ground yeah

[shrewd apex]

Idk ask haunted

She said orange monkey

This is all I know

[nimble sequoia]

but their shoulder morphology is horrific for forwards force projection

[frozen owl]

@old lion this?

[nimble sequoia]

theyre borderline unable to throw things and dont have the rotator cuff angle for punching

[solar edge]

prolly like a small baby

[shrewd apex]

That’s the only kinda cute monkey imo

[frozen owl]

which is gonna be very easy for a chimp "tackling" you lmao

ive seen macaques drop kick people and knock them completely off balance

[nimble sequoia]

okay but hear me out

[frozen owl]

a chimp slamming into you is sending you a few feet back i think

[shrewd apex]

Yea we don’t f with monkeys

[nimble sequoia]

those are people who arent fighting the macaque

and im be real

[nimble sequoia]

that little bastard is like 12 pounds

[shrewd apex]

Oh yes perfect

[nimble sequoia]

if one steps to me im swatting it into the pavement and then punting it into low earth orbit

[frozen owl]

orangutans are like

[shrewd apex]

Gren what are the chances for baddog with this bad boy

[dark barn]

pygmy marmoset companion

[void lagoon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265931615335350303/1509170169992450118/caption.gif

[frozen owl]

really chill

[nimble sequoia]

okay now this is a 1 on 1 fight a person is not winning unarmed

[shrewd apex]

Goddamnit

We need angry violent monkey

[frozen owl]

but they drag you like nothing

they're still strong

[nimble sequoia]

thats a wierd looking cat

[shrewd apex]

Ok maybe this could work

[nimble sequoia]

thats just monkey

literally every monkey

[frozen owl]

LOL true

[void lagoon]

thats a weird way of spelling weird

[shrewd apex]

Apparently not orangutans

[frozen owl]

but thats my point tho

macaques drop kicking people are enough to knock them off balance

[old lion]

Every monkey can get angry and violent

[nimble sequoia]

its the one word i always swap the vowels on and idk why

[shrewd apex]

I before e except after c, yo
-# jk

[frozen owl]

and all these people live around them

[nimble sequoia]

i dont have issues with ie otherwise

[stone nest]

We as humans are just special monkeys

[shrewd apex]

I’m sure but we need like. Internal primal violent rage monkey for baddog

[void lagoon]

back to grinding cape buffalo rare spawn NOW!!!

[nimble sequoia]

theres this orphaned baby macaque at a zoo in Japan that keeps getting bullied by all the others

[frozen owl]

imagine what a chimp can do to you if it slams into you

[nimble sequoia]

they even stole his plushy orangutan that he uses as a surrogate companion

icl

i couldnt work there

id drop my whole paycheck on steeltoed boots and start punting

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/japan-monkey-punch-zoo-plushie-gif-2418271907587014185

[shrewd apex]

I’d personally go and beat tf up on all the other monkeys for this

[old lion]

Monkeys make me sad 😭

[nimble sequoia]

im gonna grab the fattest one and choke slam it through a solid oak table like im Triple H

[frozen owl]

working around macaques sounds and looks like something that often challenges your ability to seperate animals from human moral compasses

[nimble sequoia]

then give it the people's elbow

[old lion]

I’ve had chances to work with most primates and bonobos are the only ones I really like

[nimble sequoia]

okay, maybe im a malicious person

but every time i see a macque attack somebody

especially like an infant

my first thought

is i'd palm is freaky angry little face like a softball

and discus throw it into space

[frozen owl]

yeah totally

but the issue is these animals are often not respected

[nimble sequoia]

oh yeah like 95% of these attacks are people goading the macaque

like its 100% their fault

im saying if one of em crashes out for no reason and im minding my business

and it tries to attack me, cause this does happen

it will get a new sense of unfairness

[frozen owl]

they are treated as toys and it teaches them to resent humans and resort to violence to tell people to gtfo

[frozen owl]

yeah true

[nimble sequoia]

that sense being a size 13.5 wide men's boot up its ass

[frozen owl]

just dont touch it

dont look at it

dont feint it

just leave it alone its a wild animal

[nimble sequoia]

idk why people have a hard time with this

[frozen owl]

but obviously defend yourself if it attacks you

[nimble sequoia]

like even when i randomly end up close to something by accident i just look at it

maybe snap a picture if its not too risky

and then move on

did that with a cow elk once actually

[frozen owl]

you can look at it just not the eyes

[old lion]

I would like to take this chance to point out that monkeys are extremely different then humans and almost everything that happened to punch is normal primate behavior

[nimble sequoia]

was on the walk path and she was just there

and i was just like

[frozen owl]

^

[nimble sequoia]

aight

click

and i moved on

[old lion]

Yeah it’s kinda sad but it’s just how monkeys roll

[nimble sequoia]

oh no yeah im fully aware, they base their hierarchy on hazing

[frozen owl]

punch is probably gonna be integrated soon

until he starts defending himself at least

[old lion]

He’s doing really well now from what I’ve heard

[old lion]

He’s got a while before this becomes a concern

[nimble sequoia]

its almost like they bullied him to test his vigor or something

[nimble sequoia]

physical maturity since hes a male right?

[shrewd apex]

Isn’t that exactly what they do

[frozen owl]

i think its more so to teach him where he sits in the troop

[nimble sequoia]

increased aggression associated with adulthood

[shrewd apex]

Yea

Just like chickens. Lol

[old lion]

The hazing will stop when he gets more integrated and when he’s a bigger stronger monkey he can take it and then dish it out

[nimble sequoia]

seeing them live their daily life proves they are dinosaurs

[frozen owl]

punch gonna get his lick back

[old lion]

Chickens genuinely suck

[shrewd apex]

Indeed
But some are smarter than others lmao

[old lion]

When my chickens peck me I kill them on the spot

[shrewd apex]

I love them but yeah tbh

[shrewd apex]

BRO?

[nimble sequoia]

so basically, around the time he hits his growth spurt and gets that dawg in him (aka angsty mokey puberty teen years) and starting slap-boxing back theyll largely leave him alone

[shrewd apex]

Sometimes they’re just pecking cuz they’re curious and think you have food I’m vrying bro please what

[nimble sequoia]

the problem is hes currently an actual child

[shrewd apex]

I’ve had them peck my rings or hair band on my wrist cuz shiny

[nimble sequoia]

oh my god

[frozen owl]

pecking is a bit much bro damn wth

[shrewd apex]

Killing them every time they peck would be insane 😭

[nimble sequoia]

thats so extreme

[ocean lagoon]

guys

[frozen owl]

kill them when they routinely kick you and shi

[nimble sequoia]

this is hyperbole right?

[frozen owl]

thats actual aggression

[shrewd apex]

I hope I’m

[nimble sequoia]

shes laughing too hard to type isnt she

shes trolling us

[shrewd apex]

Probably

[frozen owl]

pecking is nothing

[nimble sequoia]

thats why baddog's here

[shrewd apex]

I assumed from the start but yk

[ocean lagoon]

she has never killed a chicken before

[nimble sequoia]

PFFFFFFFFF

[frozen owl]

wait are you two married

[shrewd apex]

Yk what I live this for her

[nimble sequoia]

tbf i cant say nothing i havent either

[nimble sequoia]

yes they are

[shrewd apex]

Feel big for your britches haunted

[frozen owl]

LMAO

[ocean lagoon]

yeah unfortunately

[frozen owl]

thats cool and cute

[shrewd apex]

Next time you actually will kill a rooster that’s out of line or smthn I can feel it

Baby steps

[frozen owl]

yeah hens are like never an issue

[shrewd apex]

First is the delulu confidence

[shrewd apex]

Well

My favorite chicken

[frozen owl]

its always a terribly integrated rooster

[shrewd apex]

Was an issue

[ocean lagoon]

when the roosters attack me tho they die

[lone drift]

Thats fair

[frozen owl]

all my hens and hens i were in contact with were nice and cute

[lone drift]

I would also eat any chicken that attacks

[ocean lagoon]

its like bro im 260 and you are a chicken you do not wanna run this fade 😭

[frozen owl]

roosters are frat bros that got a little too drunk and think girls are watching so they have to make a point

[void lagoon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1329211726159282329/1509268969876623400/VideoToGif_GIF.gif

[solar edge]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[shrewd apex]

Yea. Roosters (if they can’t be trained to back off) it’s just kinda what has to be done
You can effectively socially dominate them and make it a non-issue but
Often those roosters will still be causing issues with the flock and ish so
Yeah

[solar edge]

why are they so cute

[shrewd apex]

I just held tf out of em. They learned

[ocean lagoon]

i wouldve been a frat bro but i dropped out of hs

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/poulet-gif-5906539149606810092

[frozen owl]

ive had a couple of roosters these mfs are just crazy

[shrewd apex]

Big stomps and head wobbles. You wanna talk to me that way? You’re cute. You’re gonna be my buddy now for the next several hours.

[ocean lagoon]

why does he have kicks on 😭

[frozen owl]

they were challenging my dogs at like a few weeks old

[rigid swallow]

#JUSTICE4SHOTGUN

[nimble sequoia]

you gotta respect the commitment tho

they''re fight things they have no right to

[frozen owl]

who tf is shotgun

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-kfc-emotional-sad-gif-9336181955923298815

[pliant pond]

Hello all!

[void lagoon]

the guy who uhhh

[frozen owl]

dm me it

[shrewd apex]

Nobody we need to worry about

Gren no lmfao

It ain’t that deep

[frozen owl]

im curious

[ocean lagoon]

now i wanna know too

[ocean lagoon]

yep

[rigid swallow]

He got banned from this dc

[ocean lagoon]

like bro i own you

[frozen owl]

thats kinda crazy

[nimble sequoia]

hes not banned

[lone drift]

Shotgun in a weapon made to shoot slugs, birdshot and buckshot

[nimble sequoia]

you can see hes in the server list

@dull bear

if he werent in here you wouldnt be able to @ him

[lone drift]

Ohh that guy

[uneven sentinel]

I’m excited to kill a piebald capybara

[ocean lagoon]

what happened 😭

[frozen owl]

war

[nimble sequoia]

so much, and no you dont wanna know

[nimble sequoia]

this

basically this

[frozen owl]

anyways

its been a while honse

[lone drift]

Shotguns vs rifles?

[uneven sentinel]

Also I think they will be class 4 and the jaguars are def class 9

[frozen owl]

how have you been

[ocean lagoon]

i still think i could take a chimp

[frozen owl]

jags are at most class 8

[nimble sequoia]

good, waiting on my pronghorn license still

[lone drift]

Jaguars will be class 7 maybe

[frozen owl]

awesome

[ocean lagoon]

i was thinking 7

[shrewd apex]

Baddog I’m gonna personally find a chimp for you to fight and video record this

[nimble sequoia]

i wouldnt even say class 8 tbh

[lone drift]

They are in the weight range of class 5 matter of fact

[nimble sequoia]

im

God i hate this meme so much

but class 6 or 7

[frozen owl]

jaguars are tiny compared to tigers and lions

[ocean lagoon]

more scared of you then the chimp

[solar edge]

dude jags are js cats

[nimble sequoia]

cant see 5 cause of mtn lions being there and being smaller

[solar edge]

no more than 2 frfr

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-gif-8467639764404918143

[nimble sequoia]

cease

woodchipper

[ocean lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-sahur-67-67-meme-fortnite-emote-gif-13299458995536216312

[regal mauve]

ill let all the cats eat me

honse did u get the draw!!!

[nimble sequoia]

evil

[lone drift]

@shrewd apex when do we explode him

[teal ice]

get ts off of my screen

[fluid granite]

Should be class 9. High calibers are used on big cats

[nimble sequoia]

i have my moose, bear, elk, and deer points tho

[lone drift]

It only weighs like 100kg tho

[nimble sequoia]

moose point was 50 dollars

others were free

[lone drift]

Not 200+ like a tiger or lion

[frozen owl]

id like to hunt but i also dont really want to

[nimble sequoia]

youre in South Africa right?

[frozen owl]

yea

[fluid granite]

A leopard is similar sized to a cougar and is generally hunted with calibers above .400

[ocean lagoon]

i thought jags were like 300 lbs

[nimble sequoia]

aight icl i have like zero info n what hunting is like there

[lone drift]

Maybe obese captive ones

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/hartebeest-red-hartebeest-noticing-notice-antelope-gif-10515980501241150449

[frozen owl]

its an entirely different ball game, you have a guide with you

[nimble sequoia]

thats primarily because big cat hunters are usually inexperienced rich dudes who need the crutch of a gargantuan rifle to kill something

[lone drift]

Like 110kg would be a big jag

[solar edge]

red hartabeast

[frozen owl]

the guide drives/walks you around

[solar edge]

as they say the late bird catches the jag.

[lone drift]

Beest*

[nimble sequoia]

correct

[frozen owl]

and leads you to the animals

[nimble sequoia]

very intriguing

honestly i might go abroad for a hunt someday but

tbh

[lone drift]

Honse me vs jag who is winning

[frozen owl]

come visit me

[nimble sequoia]

i want to hunt for meat

[frozen owl]

antelope meat is very good

[fluid granite]

No. Many countries make it a legal requirement. Big cats are hunted with very high calibers to drop them immediately

[nimble sequoia]

and idk if US customs lets me take stuff home

[lone drift]

You pay

[frozen owl]

im a big fan of kudu

[ocean lagoon]

prolly not tbh

[frozen owl]

no

[nimble sequoia]

idk

[ocean lagoon]

i wanna hunt in africa so bad but if i go to africa im prolly gonna die

[regal mauve]

i let u

[lone drift]

Ik right it’s such a fair fight

[frozen owl]

@nimble sequoia idk what its like over there but here its tradition to eat part of the raw liver of your first kill

[nimble sequoia]

you do realize that confirms what I stated right? the huge caliber is easier to drop something with overall and lends to inexperienced hunters

[solar edge]

so you guys would hunt a little cat? MONSTERS 🥺 🫢

[frozen owl]

nah its fine in south africa you have a guide with you

[nimble sequoia]

a lot of our game animals have native liver fluke parasites so

[novel stream]

what

[frozen owl]

yeah

[ocean lagoon]

its more like the snakes lol

[grizzled drum]

yummy proteins

[frozen owl]

ehhh

[regal mauve]

pumas are big little cats so yes

[solar edge]

MMMMMMMMMMM

[frozen owl]

like i said, the guide is there

[lone drift]

I’ll save you from snakes baddog dw

[ocean lagoon]

i seem to have a knack for running into the dangerous ones

[nimble sequoia]

entirely different ballgrame from our own

[ocean lagoon]

thank you son

[solar edge]

the smallest large cats

[fluid granite]

Dangerous game requires high calibers. Has nothing do to with skill. Dangerous game is a different level.

[void lagoon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1329211726159282329/1509268969876623400/VideoToGif_GIF.gif

[regal mauve]

yarp!!

[frozen owl]

puff adders like to warn you

[lone drift]

Cheetahs

[frozen owl]

and you will know its a puff adder

[wanton quail]

y'all I think I'm hitting my wall

[solar edge]

awwwww

[void lagoon]

hi tyk

[frozen owl]

you'll just know

[shrewd apex]

Here there’s similar traditions except it’s the heart and that’s usually when you’re from specific places only lol

[wanton quail]

it just took me like a half hour to mop 2 meters

[ocean lagoon]

hi tyk

[frozen owl]

god lmao

[lone drift]

Rinkhals are goated

[wanton quail]

hihi brooke, hi baddog

[grizzled drum]

there are healthier stim toys y'know

[frozen owl]

hi tyk

[nimble sequoia]

it very much has a lot to do with skill given that the modern methods for hunting elephant, including the famous Bell Shot invented by Karamojo Bell, were primarily practiced with bog standard .30 cals

[ocean lagoon]

wdym

[wanton quail]

hi Shirley Temple mixer

[nimble sequoia]

more deadly in every possibly way as far as their venom is concerned

and in the case of mambas they actively try to kill you sometimes

[wanton quail]

less that, more I've had not quite three hours of sleep in the last.. uh.. .. ...40?

[frozen owl]

our snakes are very deadly but at least they warn you

[thick shuttle]

Do yall think we get Ocellated Turkeys with the map, I hope but I don’t think so. Due to capybara and turkeys having no overlap. What’s y’all’s thoughts.

[lone drift]

Guys what is the best reptile on earth

[ocean lagoon]

ive been told

[ocean lagoon]

none

[lone drift]

No it’s south america not central

[bright bobcat]

Cayman jacks

[nimble sequoia]

im in Co so for our venomous snakes we just have rattlers, fat lazy little buggers that sit there and make loud noises as much as possible so they dont have to bite you to get you to leave them alone

[old lion]

Ehhh questionable

[lone drift]

Wrong, it’s BLANUS

[solar edge]

Musk Deer

[frozen owl]

i mean hey puff adders do at least

[old lion]

The snakes that really warn you are like rattle snakes

[grizzled drum]

boo, we're a clam chat

[frozen owl]

and they are loud as hell

[old lion]

Yeah I’ll give you that

[thick shuttle]

Yeah but ocellated turkey is highly requested species and I don’t really see us getting a Central American map.

[lone drift]

But a mamba will barely do a thing

[solar edge]

why is vivi so active these past 1 days

suspicious

[old lion]

I normally ignore the warnings atp

[nimble sequoia]

theres enough small and medium game in southern mexico it could be doable

[lone drift]

Pls do not

[thick shuttle]

Possibly

[frozen owl]

homegirl just wants to die

[sage linden]

Squidster got copyright struck 😂

[lone drift]

She’s a herpetologist lmao

[sage linden]

Love EW

[old lion]

I need to pet a gaboon viper

[lone drift]

She knows what shes doing

[frozen owl]

oh nvm then lmao

[old lion]

I am at trained professional 🤓☝️

[fluid granite]

Mambas will not actively try to kill an animal larger than it. Using venom is costly

[frozen owl]

herpetologists are in an entirely different league

[lone drift]

So am i trust

[frozen owl]

they can do anything

[lone drift]

Indeed i can

In a few years

[ocean lagoon]

its us and the camera man

[frozen owl]

oh are you both herpetologists?

[lone drift]

No but i know reptiles well

[old lion]

You almost died like 3 days ago from a gator

Shut up

[old lion]

No

[frozen owl]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-who-is-this-meme-gif-3167500179842664519

[frozen owl]

jk happie

[lone drift]

Somebody who knows reptiles better then you 😛

[old lion]

I am a scientist

[frozen owl]

ah ok

[old lion]

He is an unemployed bum

[frozen owl]

siiigh

[lone drift]

I’m a minor 😌

What do you want me to do

[old lion]

Son no one was talking about you

[lone drift]

Ohhh yeah baddog is a bum

[old lion]

Happie is a smart kid

Or sorry

Balder

[lone drift]

True…

[old lion]

Baddog is an unemployed bum

[lone drift]

I thought he had a office job….

[ocean lagoon]

i do lol

im working hard this week and shes not

she just sits at home and eats and gets fat

[lone drift]

At least she doesn’t almost get eaten every other day

[frozen owl]

how im tryna treat my girl

[old lion]

I’m 8.5 months pregnant 😭😭😭😭

[frozen owl]

oh wow congrats

[lone drift]

Wow

[ocean lagoon]

fakerrrrrrrr

[frozen owl]

i hope your baby will be healthy and everything will go well

[lone drift]

Train the babies to terrorize baddog fr fr

[old lion]

Thank you

Now can you hope for the other 2 of them😭😭

[solar edge]

make the baby play cotw?

[lone drift]

It’s triplets??

[old lion]

Yeah

[frozen owl]

WHAT

[lone drift]

WHAAAAAAAAA

this is like mela croc rarity

[frozen owl]

i hope all 3 babies will be healthy and everything will go well

[nimble sequoia]

she's like 4'9" as well btw

got that short woman strength

[solar edge]

i hope all 3 babies get to play cotw

[solar edge]

WHAT

[frozen owl]

god damn bro

[nimble sequoia]

also best wishes to the menagerie of kiddos

[frozen owl]

yeah teach the kids cotw

[old lion]

🙏

Our oldest plays

[lone drift]

Bully baddog while you are at it

[old lion]

She’s kinda bad at it

[frozen owl]

maybe they will be born by the time the amazon map is out

[lone drift]

Who knows

They can come late they can come early

[old lion]

If I bully him anymore it’s gonna be spousal abuse

[frozen owl]

do you have a set due date at all haunted?

if its mid june the babies are set to play the amazon map

[old lion]

It was actually supposed to be today

[frozen owl]

oh interesting

[old lion]

But it got moved back to Sunday

[nimble sequoia]

yknow, I was born hella early

[frozen owl]

i forgot what its called but is it like uhh

induced labor?

[lone drift]

@ocean lagoon PLEASE do not crash if she is on the way to hospital

[nimble sequoia]

my due date range was May 30th to like June 12th

i was born a whole month early on May 1

[frozen owl]

god damn

[lone drift]

I was born a little early on april 27th

[nimble sequoia]

i just wanted to be here ig

[solar edge]

hold on so chat gpt told me that a woman 8.5 months pregnant with triplets has a belly size of abt 1.3-1.8 feet? in the most respectful way is it half her height 😭

[lone drift]

4 days early

[solar edge]

my god

[nimble sequoia]

4 AM birth as well

[solar edge]

YOU GUYS WERE BORN?

lucky

[frozen owl]

i was turned the wrong way

i didnt wanna come out

[old lion]

Me and my sister were both upside down

[lone drift]

My sister was too

What’s up with girls being upside down

Are ya’ll part australian

[old lion]

The rest of the siblings were right side up tho

[frozen owl]

yea

[lone drift]

I can tell

[frozen owl]

how

[old lion]

Only in my heart so I can get the sneks

[lone drift]

I had the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck

[frozen owl]

😭

[lone drift]

Australia is upside down

[frozen owl]

ah fair

i thought there was some other joke

[grizzled drum]

it's because of all the cooties

[wet forge]

bro nearly got spawnkilled

[lone drift]

Huh?

[novel stream]

Same

[frozen owl]

why do babies just wrap their cords around their necks

[lone drift]

That’s wiiiild 😭

[old lion]

holy wicked work😭

[frozen owl]

or tie them into knots

like bro what

[novel stream]

Idk what they are doing

[balmy wasp]

i was made in a test tube

[frozen owl]

leave the cord alone bro

[novel stream]

Meep

[solar edge]

he learnt how to tie a tie from a young age tho

worth it

if u ask me

[lone drift]

I didn’t want laces until 6th grade

[solar edge]

he gained ball knowledge as the young kids say

[solar edge]

oh

[lone drift]

Bald knowledge

[solar edge]

well yk some people say that the second child is always a little...

[sharp moth]

Where’s new map where

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-baller-baller-gif-26983004

[solar edge]

different!!! extra smart

[solar edge]

holy ban bait

[sharp moth]

What

[lone drift]

Americas somewhere

[frozen owl]

south america

tropical

so amazonian

[sharp moth]

Dang it

[frozen owl]

bro wdym dang it

we are getting jaguars and capybaras

[solar edge]

we have to gate keep

[whole vine]

where did you want it?

[old lion]

Wait I forgot about this guy

[indigo sky]

i just shot a great one but i got killed by a bear and now i cant find it

[solar edge]

greece

[old lion]

Oh also who remembers when yall said South America 2 wasn’t happening

[frozen owl]

WHAT IS THERE TO SHOOT IN GREECE

centaurs

[whole vine]

amazonia is boss, i can get revenge on all the jags that got my ass from green hell

[old lion]

Rock

Minotaur

[sharp moth]

Lwk Japan or like east Europe like Bulgaria

[solar edge]

socrates idk

[lone drift]

Whattt thats crazy what dumb guy would say that

[void lagoon]

guess who just got 2 dime cape buffalo 🥹

[frozen owl]

bulgaria 😭 😭 😭

[old lion]

I’ll take my apology in the form of a essay ig

[lone drift]

Me fr fr

[sharp moth]

Yes

[whole vine]

well it had to happen sometime soon parque fernando is so old 😭

[lone drift]

I am going to write a potentially 10k word essay about poaching soon

[old lion]

I said that and they said I was wrong

[frozen owl]

i remember whining about "oh they will never add an amazon map cause its too dense!!"

[whole vine]

i was playing parque recently it's showing its age, still enjoyed it tho

[lone drift]

Ello tyk

[old lion]

I’m pretty sure happie called me dumb too

[stone nest]

I'm more dense than any potential Amazon map

[lone drift]

No i didn’t 😭

[wanton quail]

Need y'all to fb like and prayer for me tonight. I have cleaned. All. Of. The Mess.
the house is clean. the everything.
I need all the fb likes that the cat doesn't do the thing again

[stone nest]

I'm jealous, I have no energy to clean my house

[frozen owl]

guys vurhonga, torr, sundar or askiy

what do i play

[old lion]

My house is filthy guys

[whole vine]

sundar

[frozen owl]

or EC

[stone nest]

Askiy

[lone drift]

I just realized i gotta reach a expert on poaching

[old lion]

Bad, bad, never played, elite

[lone drift]

Sundar is nice

[frozen owl]

torr is NOT bad

[lone drift]

Its aight at best

[stone nest]

Torr is cool. Askiy is cooler

[void lagoon]

vurhonga

[wanton quail]

It was a need not a want

[frozen owl]

yea cause its in canada

[long otter]

Mid good elite

[wanton quail]

-# cat got ridiculously sick - everywhere

[frozen owl]

poor guy

[old lion]

Aww poor baby

One of my snakes got sick the other day and we were about to get him put down and then it turns out bro was faking😭😭

[stone nest]

Awwww I hope the baby feels better soon

[frozen owl]

LOL

[stone nest]

And does not get sick in your house again

[whole vine]

did buddy change up real fast once he realised what was gonna happen

[old lion]

Yeah literally

[frozen owl]

"its just a prank bro"

[old lion]

So I handled an extremely dangerous snake while pregnant just to get trolled

[frozen owl]

yo chill its just a prank

what snake 😭

[old lion]

Eastern diamond back

[frozen owl]

girl

[stable lantern]

are there like specialized snake vets or is just just any vet bit of a dumb question.

[old lion]

So not the worst thing to handle but like prolly not the best

[old lion]

Reptile vets usually

[frozen owl]

yeah thats crazy

[stable lantern]

ah

[frozen owl]

do you trust baddog to handle them

[stable lantern]

cause i only have fish so not sure what yall do

[old lion]

He almost lost a hand last time so hell nah

[void lagoon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/491937867963170817/1474067229245968504/haggisGif.gif

[frozen owl]

😭

[wanton quail]

the bat

[frozen owl]

whatd he get bit by?

[bright bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/haggis-sam-and-max-gif-10961959

[frozen owl]

the same diamond back?

[old lion]

The other eastern diamond

[wanton quail]

Thanks - he's doin a big snooze behind me on the floor.

[frozen owl]

you got two?

[old lion]

Yeah

[frozen owl]

thats cool

[old lion]

And then some other snakes

[frozen owl]

ah

i want a corn snake

[wanton quail]

Oh I dont doubt he will.. The vet didn't do much to pinpoint what was his issue, just that he has one.. gave him a booster shot and some tummy paste

[frozen owl]

but i like animals that i can cuddle with in my bed

[old lion]

They stay in their enclosures as much as possible

[solar edge]

how do i know if i have embed perms btw

[old lion]

Yeah we have a bunch of dogs so that’s my cuddle pets

Plus my pet children

[frozen owl]

you should have them

[frozen owl]

how many do you have if you dont mind me asking

[stable lantern]

idk about yall but ive done emergency Trauma surgery on a snake.

would not recommend

it survived tho

[solar edge]

fym emergency surgery

[old lion]

We have a 6 year old a 1 year old and triplets otw

[solar edge]

😭

[frozen owl]

damn bro

big family im happy for you guys

[solar edge]

cpr on a snake

[old lion]

Yeah haha

[stable lantern]

pulled a piece of wood that was embeded in his side.

[old lion]

Thank you 🙏🙏

[solar edge]

oh

[frozen owl]

were the triplets planned or would you say just one was planned lmao

[solar edge]

he is a pro player frfr

[void lagoon]

triplets?!

[old lion]

All of our kids have been accidents

[old lion]

Yes

[solar edge]

the goodest as the young kids say

[frozen owl]

do they know that /j

[old lion]

Not yet lmao

[frozen owl]

😭 😭

[old lion]

It was hidden triplets so we thought it was just one and then we thought it was 2 up until like last week when my OB said “1 2 and there is 3 all looking healthy” and I said “what the hell do you mean 3”

[frozen owl]

LOOOOL

[nimble lake]

OB?

[old lion]

Pregnancy dr

[nimble lake]

Wait are these human babies

[old lion]

They’re in my stomach so I sure as hell hope so

[frozen owl]

yeah we have server triplets on the way

[nimble lake]

Lordy

Triplets are pretty rare

Good luck tho girl fr

[old lion]

🙏

[frozen yarrow]

so it’s the amazon right

that teaser all but reveals it

[solar edge]

how do u tell them tho

[old lion]

Allegedly

[old lion]

When they’re adults ig lol

Or just never

[whole vine]

seems so!!!

[remote ridge]

The paradise thing doesn’t seem to fit Amazon

[whole vine]

capy capy capybarasss

[grizzled drum]

eww cannibal

[old lion]

Or honestly when my idiot husband tells them

[solar edge]

"I'M PREGNANT?" 😭

[old lion]

LMFAOO

[frozen owl]

well its somewhere in south america because we are getting jaguars and capybaras

[remote ridge]

Central America?

[old lion]

I don’t eat babies😭

[grizzled drum]

you said the babies are in your stomach

[frozen owl]

no thats very south

[grizzled drum]

baby ded, eaten

[fallen bronze]

Yup just happy it’s somewhere we haven’t been in a while

[frozen owl]

we are going very south

[solar edge]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-7240636

[old lion]

https://tenor.com/view/nightmare-red-dead-redemption-undead-gif-13649382

[lyric merlin]

will there be an update on what animals can be added to the new premium mounts?

[grizzled drum]

just fyi but babies don't grow in your stomach

might want to ask dad or mom about the bees

[old lion]

Oh really??

Do you wanna share with the class?

[solar edge]

they grow in your lungs so they can breathe i have ball knowledge dw

[grizzled drum]

eww cannibal

[remote ridge]

Yucatán peninsula or Belize . The watch towers are ancient Mayan and Aztec temples

[wispy lichen]

How is that cannonball

[solar edge]

you almost spelt cannibal gj

[wispy lichen]

No you’re spelling cannonball wrong

[solar edge]

so close yet so far as they say 😔

[solar edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-angry-mad-gif-16754054616247640902

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[solar edge]

red aint even red we js talking so we not quiet atp

[sonic hill]

i thought I seen another cool fur pattern on a female moose... it was just a reindeer

[solar edge]

red heartabeast when

[void lagoon]

bro what

[grizzled drum]

"orange"

[solar edge]

yk nootropic

[wispy lichen]

oh man i’m sure you were heartbroken with what the devs said about africa 😭

[void lagoon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/491937867963170817/1508927920242950305/VideoToGif_GIF.gif

[frozen yarrow]

that’s kinda what i think too

[void lagoon]

why would i be heartbroken

[solar edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1384457725458513970/1459953869324026117/togif.gif

[bright saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-peanut-allergy-neutron-star-gif-9834634512750591357

[wispy lichen]

well it seems that you love that species so much

[proud junco]

I’m new to the game, what reserve should I do?

[fallow notch]

Top 10 maps I wanna see in the future idc what y’all say

1. India
2. Greenland
3. Congo
4. Namibia
5. Thailand
6. Greece
7. Japan
8. Ethiopia
9. Australia 2.0
10. Senegal

[frozen owl]

Sundarpatan, vurhonga and askiy

[grizzled drum]

what type of hunting are you looking for?

[earnest latch]

New peru map looks cool

[sonic hill]

if I can find enough main zone herds for red deer on hirschfelden, I'll use hirch for my red deer grind

[earnest latch]

But prolly very Hard for beginners

[hollow jungle]

I assume we can’t talk about the “new” trailer right

[earnest latch]

I assume we can

Freedom of speech

[shrewd apex]

Probably a something a <@&393042322499305473> could clear up

[proud junco]

Yeah I just want something easy because I’m new and just tryna learn the game

[hollow jungle]

Yeah no thats not how a moderated server works

[earnest latch]

Then something like scotland

[earnest latch]

Bruh

[earnest latch]

Its Good for them and it buids hype

[earnest latch]

R.I.P

[wise sun]

um might have used the wrong gun

[solar edge]

yall there has been too much drama today

[solar edge]

clear up what

[nimble sequoia]

the thirty ish second one released this morning in server news yes

[solar edge]

WE know everything...

[solar edge]

but the other no right?

[shrewd apex]

Don’t worry about it lol

[hollow jungle]

Alr

[nimble sequoia]

correct

[shrewd apex]

Hoping soooo badly we get variants like these

[solid slate]

Man I’m excited for the Capybaras

[solid slate]

I mean it was kinda already shown in the teaser that we will

[hollow jungle]

So like did we not see what was just said

[regal mauve]

i am and also an not

[solid slate]

Wdym

[regal mauve]

my gf sounded excited and also dismayed

[frozen yarrow]

what’s the other

😭

[solar edge]

dw

[regal mauve]

u can see them in the official released one

[solar edge]

u will see sooner or later

[hollow jungle]

Really?

[solar edge]

https://tenor.com/view/soon-definition-coming-soon-soon-gif-12147991418295432071

[winter herald]

you guys think Russia 2.0 would be a good map

[solid slate]

Yeah they’re at the end walking in the river

[shrewd apex]

Not quite like the pictures though. All we see is a black cat lol I meant with that specific coloring
Or another species entirely if not this one this time around

[frozen yarrow]

i think i know what happened

[sonic hill]

i guess I don't need a red deer range map for hirsch.. they're everywhere

[earnest latch]

Back tp the point we know the New Species are (i think):
Capybara
Jaguar
Some Kind of Lama/alpaca
Caiman
Ant eater (i am 99% sure)
Taruka (99%)

(Just what i am thinking)

[whole vine]

yep, they are!

[solar edge]

its everywhere so u prolly do

[solid slate]

I haven’t seen that supposed one that released early, which I still believe is fake and I’m waiting for EW to fully come out with it on Tuesday.

[frozen yarrow]

oh it is??? boutta look it up then

[solid slate]

Pretty much everywhere yeah, except I don’t think they’re right around the starter area

[sonic hill]

but hirsch as a map is pleasant enough to be on, that it doesn't really matter to me

[solar edge]

i hate it

[whole vine]

hirsh is awesome ppl r just haters

hater spotted

[regal mauve]

in the river yeah

[earnest latch]

Why should rhey Tell the content creatprs to Delete stuff

[solid slate]

Hirsch would be so much better with a European Bison remodel

[whole vine]

like it's not my fav map! sure! but i still really enjoy it

[earnest latch]

Yeah

[solar edge]

its too bushy

unlike layton

[desert flower]

Realest thing said today

[regal mauve]

i dont think llamas or alpacas are hunted are they??? much more like farm animals to me

[earnest latch]

But they were in the trailer

[earnest latch]

That i Dreamed of

[cobalt spear]

Please actually play hirsch before you say it's "too brushy"

[solar edge]

i have played a lil

[solid slate]

When did I ever say that? I just don’t believe that the trailer was actually real because I haven’t seen it and refuse to look for it

[solar edge]

but i didnt like it as much as layton

[elfin sparrow]

Guys what rare have Jaguar

[solid slate]

Layton is the worst map in the game, bar none

[cobalt spear]

A large chunk of hirsch is open fields and forests

[regal mauve]

theyve got rares with wings and one with a giraffe neck

[solar edge]

he did not js say that

[earnest latch]

Well its ypur Life cant change it

[solar edge]

what am i hearing oh my god

[whole vine]

we dunno, mela would be a given variation for jags tho surely

[shrewd apex]

As someone from the place it’s supposed to be… yes.

[solid slate]

What are you trying to say

[void lagoon]

i’d say melanism, erythristic & leucistic

[frozen yarrow]

bebal

[regal mauve]

babel

[cobalt spear]

yes bum?

[frozen yarrow]

wsg bum

[elfin sparrow]

I go to google to see some Leucistic and albino but nothing

[solid slate]

I’m not far from there, and holy is it terrible. Wouldn’t even hate is as much if the animal ranges were somewhat decent

[void lagoon]

bebal? like the bubal hartebeest?

[whole vine]

nothing is released yet, so google wouldn't have any answers

[void lagoon]

cotw doesn’t really care about if the mutations happen irl or not (take albino tiger, snow leopard and lion for example) so we could see that in the jaguar

[shrewd apex]

For real. I hope they make another map one day of the same kinda area but revamped

[void lagoon]

& the mosaic animals

[whole vine]

we've seen what's 99% likely a Jag in the teaser

#📢︴game-news

here

[elfin sparrow]

Yeah I need to see in real life how look

[spice pebble]

can someone tell me why certain items are still locked even though i have enough score, money and levels

[regal mauve]

i hope they add that stalking mechanic they teased a few months back

[bright bobcat]

Mission weapons

[regal mauve]

no i will NOT stop talking about it

[spice pebble]

fyi i used a mod to quickly gain the essential stuff because my game got corrupted and i lost everything

[whole vine]

well there's your problem

mods will break the game

[spice pebble]

alr so what do i do

[main mason]

Gee, I wonder how your game got corrupted in the first place

[regal mauve]

delete everything

[whole vine]

you're gonna want to wipe the game and not use any mods, that's a sure fire way to get the game corrupted

[spice pebble]

geniunely last thing i can do that works is use a save game

[teal shadow]

Ive never seen u before🤣

Like genuinely😭

[void lagoon]

he appears once in a blue moon

[spice pebble]

i started the game again after like 6 months and everything was gone

[teal shadow]

Ive seen 2

[spice pebble]

couldnt do anything and i lost pretty much everything that i got without mods

[whole vine]

you need to wipe any presence of mods outta the game, i'd delete your save files , then uninstall and reinstall it , make sure steam cloud saves are off during this

[spice pebble]

i used wand

so i can just delete the avalanche save file

[teal shadow]

What happened💀...

[spice pebble]

so it restarts everything

[whole vine]

sorry to hear you lost so much! but modding isn't the way forward to fix anything, it'll just cause more issues now and in the long run

[regal mauve]

i love how mods literally destroy ur game ive seen no other like company be like ‘btw guys cheating breaks ur game so dont do it’ as a deterrent so i genuinely believe it 😭😭

[spice pebble]

i modded the game and got a bit greedy and added myself a butt ton of stuff

[spice pebble]

well i also dont want to restart the whole game from scratch

[regal mauve]

shouldve thought about that earlier

[spice pebble]

eh

[snow hatch]

which may or may not be why your game is corrupted hmm

[spice pebble]

nope i did not mod in the past!

[whole vine]

you're gonna have to , it can be fun! how many hours did you have on your previous save

[teal shadow]

Yeah but your fighting for something that's already destroyed..

[spice pebble]

5k or smth

[whole vine]

i new gamed on purpose and i'm really enjoying it

blimey that's a lot

i new gamed at 1k

[spice pebble]

i know its in the thousands i used to crack on this game a lot and i found it again

[whole vine]

i've put 500 hours in since

[snow hatch]

im at 2.5k im really hesitant to new game

[distant zealot]

how do i get the server on the discord app?

[spice pebble]

i know how to play i just need to learn the current meta

[teal shadow]

Its not bad

[whole vine]

i deleted my lodge too

[spice pebble]

i want to have a good loadout

[teal shadow]

Its actually a breath of fresh air

[spice pebble]

my lodge had a lot of go's and rare stuff

[teal shadow]

My advice is take it slow

[whole vine]

ya i had great ones and a super rare, i miss em but my new lodge is so cool

im playing the maps one by one too

[snow hatch]

golly though no perks and skills is the kicker

[solid slate]

My go to is the .375, .303, .257, .17HMR/.22LR, and a shotgun.

[whole vine]

500 hours and i'm on yukon valley

[spice pebble]

i can still try find my old file

[snow hatch]

like no sight spotting and track knowledge will make me wanna die

[spice pebble]

in the recycle bin

[errant torrent]

Hope the Jag trophy's look better in the lodge than Tigers ... Tiger mounts are too small

[teal shadow]

Max sight perks first😭

[spice pebble]

because im pretty sure i deleted it by accident

[teal shadow]

Besides tracking obv

[spice pebble]

which shotgun do you recommend

[solid slate]

The tigers models in general are just a bit too small, and on top of the lion models being horrendously gigantic

[whole vine]

i thought my game was bugged when i couldn't reload whilst running i nearly submitted a ticket

[teal shadow]

But deer god is aiming a pain with the starter scope😭

[whole vine]

i got a bit confuddled

[solid slate]

Either the Cacciatore 12Ga or the Couso 16Ga

[lethal burrow]

Hey guys? Does anyone know anything about fallow grinding, on te awaroa?

[snow hatch]

my biggest reason for wanting to new game is genuinely bc my roe grind isn't working

[snow hatch]

yep, i've got 17 g1 fallow

[teal shadow]

Ik u shoot fallow

[slate sluice]

The one that's in #📢︴game-news is okay.

...oh jfc that message was way back

[remote ridge]

Make me think island or somewhere with a beach Yucatán or belize. Central mericas

[slate sluice]

Discord, why

[teal shadow]

Also im super out of the convo😭

[lethal burrow]

Okay, so I've found 33 drink zones so far, is that all of them or should I keep looking?

[teal shadow]

I have a g1 fallow i grinded for on emerald🤣

[snow hatch]

you've checked all of the areas on this hotspot map?

[wanton quail]

Discord likes to hurt us by doing that - and then you're staring in horror as like 60 new messages load in

[teal shadow]

Def not cause I dont have te😭

[teal shadow]

Ik😭

[lethal burrow]

Yep

[snow hatch]

then you're prolly good tbh

[lethal burrow]

No luck on one lake tho

All red deer

[snow hatch]

yeah that's normal

the taumata south lake tends to only have a solo if any zones

[lethal burrow]

The one smack center of pukemaero?

That's the one I can't find none

[snow hatch]

yep

that's normal to find no zone there

[lethal burrow]

But before I had knowledge on how to grind, I deleted a zone due to hunting pressure..

[solid slate]

Then those deer just moved somewhere else in their home range, likely to another lake or the river

[teal shadow]

I read puke- mae- ro😭

[solid slate]

It didn’t get rid of them, they just joined another zone

[spice pebble]

is the hyperion sight still the best sight or is argus better

i dont like 8x base zoom though

[lethal burrow]

I noticed that right away two new zoned spawned right outside the pressure, is that probably them?

[teal shadow]

I hate when I read read as read so I have to reread read as read so it makes sense

[solid slate]

If you don’t have the Scopes and Crosshairs pack, the Hyperion is best

[snow hatch]

yall hold can someone run me through how to make a backup save (steam) just in case i don't enjoy new gaming?

[lethal burrow]

Facts bro

[spice pebble]

lol i did restart multiple times but i wasnt keen on a full restart without having the saves backed up lol

[spice pebble]

i have all dlcs so is hyperion still go to?

[lethal burrow]

So should I go ahead and move on to step two of the fallow grind tutorial?

[solid slate]

No, the Odin is the Go-To if you have the scopes and crosshairs pack

[spice pebble]

oh i forgot that existed

well yeah it is a good balance

[harsh dawn]

thoughts on the new map trailer?

[whole vine]

hyped for capybaras! idk if i could ever hurt one tho

just watch em chill i guess

[chilly arch]

Tapir?

[spice pebble]

which region is the reserve meant to be in

i cant tell

is it jungle?

[whole vine]

looks like amazonia

[solar edge]

jungle

[harsh dawn]

i heard it was peru

[spice pebble]

oooh

many interesting animals there

[whole vine]

could be yea! we've seen Jaguars and capybaras

and the enviroment def scream amazonia so

[spice pebble]

im not shooting any capy

too innocent for me

[solar edge]

im shooting all capy

they are evil

[whole vine]

they're such a splendid animal that could do no wrong

[spice pebble]

you monster

[harsh dawn]

i saw an unofficial trailer but i think it’s fake

so i’m not 100% sure

[spice pebble]

yeah they just chill in mud and water

[chilly arch]

Squids?

[spice pebble]

capys shouldnt even be scared of humans

imagine if we could come up close to them and pet them

[solar edge]

mods said they will eat our luggage if we talk abt it

[harsh dawn]

idk i js stumbled upon it on timtok

[whole vine]

yea! we don't discuss leaks or fake content in here, just causes upset and confusion , lotta misinformation being spread about the summer map recently

[harsh dawn]

whoops sorry 😭

[spice pebble]

oh alr thanks

i dont really know the rules fully ive read them but i never saw anything on le@ks thanks though

im gonna get to grinding now

[whole vine]

nice i mighttt hop back on yukon

[spice pebble]

well im gonna grind yukon first since its by far the easiest to rack up xp for me

[sage flax]

They have killed dogs

Ive heard they kill people too but never seen anything confirmed

[gritty oxide]

Blowing away every cappy with the 500.

[solar edge]

50 bmg 😭

[harsh dawn]

capybara’s can kill people?!

[novel stream]

WHAT???

They would never

[void lagoon]

cape buffalo PEAK 118 kills into the grind & 1 troll and 4 dimes

[cobalt spear]

and no supers wow ur ass

[void lagoon]

don’t worry bebal im spawning one soon

[solid slate]

Yall, imagine if they bring in another cryptid either this map. If they bring in something like the Mapinguari I’ll lose my minds

[harsh dawn]

do we think in the teaser it’s a panther or just a melanistic jaguar

[crude meadow]

Yall when can we preorder the new map coming out the 16th

[whole vine]

those are the same thing

[crude meadow]

Their the same 5hing

[harsh dawn]

i know i was joking guys

[whole vine]

no confirmed release date yet!

[crude meadow]

Ok

[whole vine]

we've had ppl being so serious abt this today it's been such a hot topic lolll

[summer aspen]

some people are being dead*ss about this

[solar edge]

do u think it wouldnt 😭

[harsh dawn]

well, if it is a jaguar with a melanistic fur type, will it be a melanistic jaguar or will they just call it a panther

[sage flax]

Yeah i mean they can chew through wood

[crude meadow]

Yall think great one jaguar or great one capybara

[violet frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-cute-gif-10026139066351636460

[sage flax]

They drown dogs if they follow them into water

[summer aspen]

tbh I think they'd just call it a melanistic jaguar

[whole vine]

the topic of mela jaguars versus panthers?? lotta people think panthers are a whole separate thing so it can get heated or confusing

[summer aspen]

might call it a panther in missions though

[harsh dawn]

i’m manifesting a great one bird 🥹

[solid slate]

Well “panther” isn’t its own animal, it’s just a name for any animal in the Panthera genus. If it’s a melanistic jaguar it would just be called a Jaguar.

[waxen ginkgo]

Who was gonna tell me it was peru

[whole vine]

black panthers r just kinda a nickname

[crude meadow]

I hope not

[solar edge]

im talking abt yk but ye ofc i totally agree

[solid slate]

Heck, a melanistic Snow Leopard is technically a “black panther”. So is a melanistic/pseudo-melanistic tiger.

[crude meadow]

Yall I killed I diamond tiger yesterday

[whole vine]

eyup!

now what about the pink panther

[dark barn]

you would not believe how many people dont like hearing this schrader

[whole vine]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pink-panther-walk-1

[harsh dawn]

maybe that’s the new mythical creature for the map 😭

[whole vine]

lol that'd be funny

[dark barn]

oh yeah sorry its razz i'm doing a bit of a Blondie thing rn