🦌︴general

[autumn torrent]

Why does it say that female banteng are slightly ever more common to be melanistic than male banteng?

[tawdry token]

1300 to go

[devout nacelle]

Just got a moose with big horns i think

[snow hatch]

that's crazy dude, i didn't think moose could even have horns

[teal ice]

ikr

[hollow kraken]

hi

[wind fossil]

Whole account wiped 😭

[nimble lake]

Lions have the potential to be peak horror animal if they ever remaster them

Imagine if they mixed wolf and tiger ai, they growl and stalk you as a group before jumping you. and you cant do anything about it if one jumps you because they one shot you

"Thatd be annoying as hell actually" yes but consider: it all be made better if they gave them mane types depending on level. makes it a bit more worth it

[wanton zealot]

Would make them fun icl

But without a re do im not gonna take them seriously

[ocean lagoon]

Lions don't really stalk like tigers tho as far as im aware

but would be fun nevertheless

[lone drift]

They just growl and sprint

[ocean lagoon]

like IRL?

[lone drift]

No sorry in game 😭

It’s midnight and i have school tomorrow

[void lagoon]

level 9 lion with barbary lion mane?🤔

[lone drift]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-sad-monkey-sad-edit-monkey-edit-üzgün-maymun-gif-15640172319982461811

[void lagoon]

considering cotw does like to make the diamond deer racks huge and stuff like that

[nimble lake]

Yeah, but im lowkey a sucker for short manes personally

i feel like lions with short manes just look scarier

I'd be so down to have a short maned rare

Imagine if a great one had a razorback mane variant

[ocean lagoon]

rippppp son

[lone drift]

Too late to sleep now i have to pull an all nighter 🥀

[ocean lagoon]

honestly youre right

[lone drift]

It’s one way to fix your sleep schedule

A full reset

[ocean lagoon]

for sure

i dont get much sleep these days lol

[lone drift]

I get 6-8 hours every day

[ocean lagoon]

lucky

[tropic leaf]

I get like 6-12 hours of sleep

[lone drift]

Nice

Sleapmus

[dark barn]

i get like 67

[lone drift]

Hours a day?

Impressive

[dark barn]

thats 100% more sleep per sleep

[lone drift]

How much do you wake up

[ocean lagoon]

i get like 2-3 hours 😭

if even

[lone drift]

How 😭

[dark barn]

i just do everything while i'm sleeping

sleep productivity

[lone drift]

Ohhhh

[ocean lagoon]

son is sleeping rn

[ocean lagoon]

wym

[lone drift]

How come you get so little sleep

[ocean lagoon]

im a busy man

[lone drift]

Makes sense

[ocean lagoon]

i have a baby, i work a lot, i try to keep up hobbies

[lone drift]

Staying awake is not a hobby

[ocean lagoon]

yeah i mean like going to the gym son 😭

[lone drift]

Ohhhh

[ocean lagoon]

its mainly the baby and work tho

[void lagoon]

RIGHT after i said 'i haven't seen a rare in a while'

[shrewd apex]

Pretty lady

[peak knot]

Would you rather have a 338 Lapua (1) or. 6.5x55 (2) swedish rifle? Or 21 sharp (3)

[old lion]

Son shut up bro I take care of the baby while you lay there and groan😭😭😭

[fast monolith]

why wouldnt it be a hunter game

[dark barn]

massive doubt

[fast monolith]

hope

[strong drift]

Someone give me permission so I can join the voice chats

[tropic leaf]

No

[patent basin]

How to Unlock Permissions

• To unlock the ability to post pictures, react, join a voice chat, and use the forums you've gotta talk A LITTLE BIT.
• To unlock the ability to embed, screenshare, change your nickname, and use gifs you've gotta talk A LOT.
• To unlock the ability to use external emoji and stickers, you've gotta talk SO MUCH.

[tropic leaf]

Why do you think you're entitled to something you must earn?

[dark barn]

just engage with the community you want to be part of

[cursive pike]

been away a few days, anything new been released or updated?

[void lagoon]

im pretty sure we’re getting a new map in june

[cursive pike]

yeah didn't know if they had dropped any hints or teasers while i was out

[void lagoon]

we should be getting teasers soon in #📢︴game-news

https://tenor.com/view/conure-bird-dance-happy-kenya-gif-12532820

[cursive pike]

tbh i forgot about that channel lol

[nimble sequoia]

ill take anything to distract me from the horrific realities of the spread of siberian elm

[paper zealot]

I hope it’s Africa 2.0, for EWs sake, every post I go on is them being hyped about Africa, even though there has been no official message

[shrewd apex]

Usually due to various content creators making fake leaks and clickbait lol

Idk why they do it honestly. Like I do, because it’s money and engagement for them, but it’s so scummy

Little guy

[void lagoon]

hasn’t an EW dev came and said africa 2.0 isn’t on the table for this year?

[paper zealot]

I hate click bait, just give us the correct information

They mentioned that Africa 2.0 won’t be the last map or last map in Africa

[shrewd apex]

Not as far as I’ve seen, unless it was buried in here

[void lagoon]

i’ve saw it a while ago

[shrewd apex]

Yeah they said they were wanting to make multiple African maps in the future

[void lagoon]

but i dont remember from who

[shrewd apex]

There’s only so many devs active in here so could probs sort messages by each lol

[paper zealot]

It was a Dev Q and A

[paper zealot]

https://youtu.be/mowODaUL1c4?si=8CEHyImcBtqu65PA
scarecrow talking about the devs Q and A

[shrewd apex]

There’s also a literal transcript of the questions and answers in this discord lol

The faq is all info from the last qna

[void lagoon]

i know about the QnA & im in this video lol

[paper zealot]

My fault lol, found you!

[void lagoon]

guys thats me!!!! thats me!!!

[paper zealot]

I don’t know there’s probably another Brooke

[void lagoon]

unless theres another brooke that asked the same exact question then me.. damn

oh no sob reaction guy is back

[tropic leaf]

Explain this

[paper zealot]

It’s a big-foot impression in sand

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/kaden-bear-walk-gif-15031442544519350917

[tropic leaf]

Is this guy looking at the same image i am???

[paper zealot]

I’m so confused

[autumn torrent]

Highkey praying that the optional objectives for the main missions on medved don’t count toward the medved arc achievement

Since I missed a few optional objectives during the cuatro colinas main missions and didn’t get the arc for it after doing all the side missions

[dark barn]

australia 2.0 but its just hunting Bin Chickens on Bondi Beach

creepy as hell creatures

[wanton zealot]

Eland arent that big

Hartebeest and elephant are to scale tho

[tropic leaf]

Is the new Dragon Age on gamepass?

[tropic leaf]

Elephants are smaller than that

[dark barn]

googles free

[tropic leaf]

Nuh uh

EA just bought google

Say every Google you Google is one dollar

[dark barn]

i bet you still use yahoo search

[dark barn]

what does the american mind say to black pudding

[old lion]

I’m normally not like anti European food

But that deadass looks like top soil on a hamburger bun

[cobalt spear]

at the very least, toast the bun

[dark barn]

no thank you

soft roll and a bit of black pud is great

animal blood, fat, suet and oatmeal😛yummy

[shrewd apex]

It’s better when sliced and fried imo

Yummy as hell

Super rich tho

[dark barn]

that is sliced and fried

[old lion]

I’m sure it is

[tropic leaf]

I need to find someone cool near me

[old lion]

But it literally looks like dirt in that picture 😭

[shrewd apex]

That’s more crumbly tho
I’m talking slices slices like they stay lookin like that lol

[tropic leaf]

I have plans for the summer

[old lion]

Oooh

Tell us

[tropic leaf]

Dallas has a couple places I really want to go

[dark barn]

if they stay looking in a circular shape upon removal someone used way too much binder

[shrewd apex]

No it does absolutely lmaooo I was just sayin 😂despite the appearance it is much yum

[tropic leaf]

A place that shows Harry Potter with cool backgrounds

A seafood buffet

[dark barn]

they're meant to crumble

[shrewd apex]

No there’s just different types of blood sausage homie lol some are meant to stay solid

Not all of them are meant to crumble

[tropic leaf]

Scotland has to be its own country😭

[dark barn]

yeah but they also all taste different and this one specifically should crumble

[shrewd apex]

You should follow that p51 to Louisiana or wherever and get some grub

[old lion]

I live in Louisiana

[shrewd apex]

Ik, I didn’t say yours wasn’t supposed to crumble?

[tropic leaf]

It would be so cool if I could fly a plane

[shrewd apex]

Idk why you’re pushin that my guy 😭I just said I like it sliced and fried

[tropic leaf]

I want to visit Alaska

[shrewd apex]

You can learn

[shrewd apex]

Eat a seafood boil for us pls

[tropic leaf]

Nah, I dont have the money for it

[tropic leaf]

Hmmmmmmmm🤔

[dark barn]

i'm not pushing anything its just confusing to hear you say its better when it stays in the shape it was cooked if you're referring to a diff kind😭

[old lion]

I lwk was just smacking on some gator gumbo

[tropic leaf]

I want some gumbo

Mmmmmmmm

I'm hungry now

[dark barn]

behold, the sauuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssage roll

[old lion]

The looks kinda gas

[shrewd apex]

That sounds so bangin omg please enjoy thoroughly

[shrewd apex]

Looks like smthn I’d buy at a gas station. Gimme 5 pls

[dark barn]

baked potato with mountain of tuna mayo

[tropic leaf]

If yall are in West Louisiana, baddog should bring me some gator

[shrewd apex]

How old are you again? There’s programs down here where you can signup to learn entirely for free if you’re under a certain age

Think it includes early 20s but there’s a cutoff

[tropic leaf]

19😭

[shrewd apex]

You could try to look around if there’s a program semi nearby that would let ya in

[dark barn]

i might make a 3am jacket potato and tuna mayo rn

[shrewd apex]

Some of them are for helis and ish too

[old lion]

When I was 19 I was married with child😭

[tropic leaf]

I could maybe go through a school in Longview

[shrewd apex]

Do it do it do it

[tropic leaf]

Ok unc

[shrewd apex]

I’d do it if I weren’t too old and broke lol

Seems fun

[dark barn]

im cutting out the middle man im just gonna eat tuna mayo on its own

[shrewd apex]

Bring crackers

Wait- nvm

[dark barn]

gross

[shrewd apex]

Ur gross

[dark barn]

i hate crackers

[tropic leaf]

Wow

[desert rover]

Racist

[tropic leaf]

Didn't know you felt that way

[shrewd apex]

😭😭

[dark barn]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-life-a-bugs-life-bruh-not-smiling-ants-not-smiling-gif-8815283262918161887

[shrewd apex]

Why does someone always have to make it weird

[ocean lagoon]

it is

i can fly a plane

[shrewd apex]

Fly some seafood to Texas for seamussy pls

He’s in dire need to fuel his spirit for the journey ahead

(To Isengard)

[ocean lagoon]

airdrop that boy some food 😭

[shrewd apex]

Have you seen the airdrop sandwich clip? lol

[nimble lake]

Hello this is your reminder to watch Scavengers Reign please and thank you. That is all

[shrewd apex]

The one in a field from what I’m pretty certain iirc was a crop duster

[dark barn]

literally someone said what if bread but hardtack but soft and just as gross. i hate all crackers. oatcakes rule supreme

smoked salmon and creamcheese oatcakes pls

[ocean lagoon]

you a strange creature bro

[shrewd apex]

Mmmm smoked salmon n cream cheese

[shrewd apex]

His tastebuds are SO weird I’m glad more people are noticing

https://youtube.com/shorts/r7v-8l0gvR0

FYI, subway sandwich drop

lol

[ocean lagoon]

i got muted for noticing it once 😭

[nimble lake]

https://tenor.com/view/ruminant-borzoi-chewing-dog-ruminant-organism-gif-9925231923711753290

[shrewd apex]

Somehow I doubt it was simply for “noticing” 😭

[old lion]

He was rage baiting like crazy 😭

He was right at the end of the day tho

[dark barn]

oh we're on this

[ocean lagoon]

no one ever believes me

[dark barn]

he wasn't right

[ocean lagoon]

son no one cares

[nimble lake]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-plap-pool-pool-noodle-gif-13727714351405346630

[ocean lagoon]

its over

[old lion]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-kick-gif-15293070

[nimble lake]

Clearly someone cared enough to bring it up again

Just saying

[shrewd apex]

Yeaaaaaah

Anyway. Moving on

[nimble lake]

@shrewd apex also i cant add you

[nimble lake]

Feel free to send me a friend request

[shrewd apex]

Of course. Didn’t even know we weren’t friends lol I’m bad at keeping track of that

Sent

[ocean lagoon]

can a boy not make funny jokes nowadays

[old lion]

You’re not funny tho and we don’t like you

Anyway

[nimble lake]

I got banned from the isle for posting big chungus once

[shrewd apex]

What’s wrong with big chungus

[old lion]

Guys what should I make myself for dinner

[shrewd apex]

Thx autocorrect you’re so needed and wanted and perfect

[nimble lake]

Chicken and macaroni

[dark barn]

i'm banned from WOTH server for having anti-establishment lyrics in my bio

[shrewd apex]

I’m literally just making mashed potatoes

Screw food

[nimble sequoia]

about what?

[nimble lake]

Hell yes. Be punk

[shrewd apex]

Potatoes with lots of butter

[old lion]

Yummmm

[nimble sequoia]

oh that argument

[ebon fossil]

As they should be.

[nimble lake]

I should punkify my archery jacket

[ebon fossil]

I just made Mexican rice.

[shrewd apex]

Mmmm rice

[dark barn]

do you guys get those frozen potato cylinders in the states that you microwave into mashed potatoes

[desert rover]

I do not understand people setting their session to open multiplayer and then kicking people for joining

[old lion]

I want sushi😭😭

[shrewd apex]

No but this sounds incredible

[dark barn]

they're great because its just frozen potstoes instead of powdered mash

[nimble lake]

I know its not the most punkable jacket ever but

[shrewd apex]

Because one of two things (well, 3 if we count simply doing it for the love of the game/to be an a-hole)

1. private servers can be wonky and public servers more stable, so folks start low player count lobbies just to hunt with their buddies or
2. the host left and it’s someone being greedy about initial spawn trophies

[nimble lake]

I'll do smth with it

Its green

[ocean lagoon]

yeah we have them where i live

[nimble lake]

"Why did you use a flashlight" my lamp is broken so im forced to play fnaf 4

[shrewd apex]

Dude. All jackets are “punkable”. Anyone who says otherwise isn’t legit
Punk is all about diy and using whatever you have/can find

[shrewd apex]

What brand?? I’ve never heard of this or seen them

[desert rover]

I get when its low count, thats obviously them trying to make it for their friends. But when I join a 3/8 and get kicked a minute in is stupid

[ocean lagoon]

i dont buy the groceries i just eat

[dark barn]

maybe they have 7 friends and you're not one of em

[shrewd apex]

Can still be either of the options I mentioned tbh lol

Sometimes people are lazy

Takes a few extra secs to lower the player limit lol

People just be like that. I hate it too but it kinda is what it is

[tropic leaf]

How much gator yall got left?

[nimble lake]

BRIGHTER

[ocean lagoon]

we prolly have a soild 300 lbs of meat

[shrewd apex]

The bug plush in the back is vibing

Who is this friend

[quiet sapphire]

what is that a plushie of

[ocean lagoon]

we have multiple full gators

[quiet sapphire]

What im saying like

[tropic leaf]

Can I have one?

[shrewd apex]

I’m thinking type of beetle

Seeing pincers

[ocean lagoon]

im gonna eat them all

[nimble lake]

Im not sure its like some sorta antlion or something

[quiet sapphire]

horizontal mandibles makes me think not some type of beetle

yeahhh

[tropic leaf]

Definitely looks like an antlion to me

[nimble lake]

He is the fnaf 4 fredbear plushie that sits on the bed

[tropic leaf]

I have some in my yard rn

[quiet sapphire]

hes funny looking

[nimble lake]

But bug edition

[tropic leaf]

You cannot share? Such a delicacy should gifted to friends, family, and a single specific stranger on the internet named Seamus

[shrewd apex]

Wait what
Beetles can have horizontal mandibles though😭

[quiet sapphire]

long like that though

long horizontal mandibles

[shrewd apex]

In fact most Ive ever had the pleasure of meeting do 😭it’s a key feature

[desert rover]

Stag beetle

[tropic leaf]

Its clearly a stuffed animal guys

[shrewd apex]

You’re so right Seamus

Listen to the clam man, guys

[nimble sequoia]

naw

[shrewd apex]

He knows the truth

[nimble lake]

Hat

[nimble sequoia]

thats clearly Sao Paulo, Brazil

[ocean lagoon]

it all needs to be tested for like mercury levels and all that

[tropic leaf]

Mercury is a planet though

[nimble sequoia]

greed

[nimble sequoia]

entirely a thing that exists because of coal burning btw

free mercury unbonded from natural alloys was borderline nonexistent before coal was mined by the millions of tons

[ocean lagoon]

idk science

[nimble lake]

He has remembered to wear safety orange. He is now ready to go hunting

[desert rover]

@nimble lake I managed to find it on aliexpress lol https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256804617734177.html?gatewayAdapt=glo2usa4itemAdapt

[nimble lake]

Wait yk what he needs

[ocean lagoon]

i shot them

i keep them

[nimble lake]

NOW he is ready to go huntign

[ebon fossil]

Aka...why you have to be careful eating tuna and other fish too. 😭

[ebon fossil]

AWWWW

[old lion]

He’s adorable

[shrewd apex]

“Lifelike beetle plush” it’s a beetle lol

[nimble sequoia]

yup, literally the whole ass reason

[shrewd apex]

Available on Wally World

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HE HAD A GUN

SIR

DO YOU HAVE A LICENSE FOR THAT

[ocean lagoon]

he has my license

[nimble lake]

He in fact does

[ocean lagoon]

dont worry its been approved

[old lion]

I WANT SUSHI😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😭😭😭😭😭

[shrewd apex]

@ocean lagoon get your lady some sushi

[ocean lagoon]

she cant have it

[dark barn]

i have chicken korma

i ditched the tuna mayo

[shrewd apex]

Cooked sushi then, or sushi grade from a quality restaurant

[old lion]

https://tenor.com/view/howifeel-pregnantlife-baymax-bighero6-poke-gif-11691093272453798859

[shrewd apex]

You’re the culprit here

[old lion]

Delete that before i divorce you

[shrewd apex]

I wouldn’t play with pregnant lady hormones man

[vivid zealot]

fish have mercury mecury = bad also they have a lot of parasites so you cant eat raw or at least shouldnt

[shrewd apex]

This is why “sushi grade” is a thing

[old lion]

Preach twin

[vivid zealot]

when preg

[shrewd apex]

It’s been frozen at extremely low temps to kill parasites

All up to whomever wants to risk it. Some people eat it and have zero issues but there’s always a small risk

That’s why it was suggested for so long to not eat sushi when pregnant

[shrewd apex]

If he goes missing one day I know you didn’t do it

Just saying

[nimble lake]

So a bear can devour a dozen raw salmon while pregnant but I can't? Rigged. Im eating the sushi

[dark barn]

there are several low-mercury fish options .. in fact you're reccomended to eat 340g of low merc fish a week when pregnant as healthy food for development

[old lion]

Pregnancy with multiples is already risky enough 😭😭

[nimble sequoia]

so good river and lake fish like trout

[shrewd apex]

Good nutrients

[vivid zealot]

yes you can have the low mercury ones but still recommended to limit the amount

[old lion]

Umm bears are chocked FULL of parasites

[nimble lake]

What photos do i take with this guy

[dark barn]

cracked the case there sherlock, don't overeat?! who would've thunk it

[shrewd apex]

Way, like I said it’s up to whomever to be informed and choose if they want to risk it or not lol I don’t blame you for abstaining

[nimble lake]

Wait i have one

[shrewd apex]

There’s good cooked fish sushi out there though

[vivid zealot]

its ok by me ive had enough fish in my life i dont want any more

[shrewd apex]

I pray you can acquire some lol

[nimble sequoia]

near-urban bears are

[shrewd apex]

All of them

Setting up trail cams

[nimble sequoia]

more broadly the only real risk is trichinella

[peak cosmos]

mackerel lowkey the best fish ever

[nimble sequoia]

which is easily avoided by not being a moron

and actually cooking your meat properly

to 145+ for at least 20 minutes or for 165+ for at least 5

[dark barn]

agreed. especially cooked through then cooled and put on a sammich with tartare sauce and yummy butter

[nimble sequoia]

165 is instant death and thus preferred

[old lion]

Some of the most remote grizzlies have like 30 foot tapeworms

[ocean lagoon]

bear meat is good

[peak cosmos]

how are you so based

[nimble sequoia]

yes, and they also often have disproportionate access to human trash and dumpings from rural livestock operations

[ocean lagoon]

but i freeze the junk out of that and then cook it up

[nimble sequoia]

besides, any musclebound eggs also die about 155F

and you dont eat bear intestines

[tropic leaf]

Bluegigi

[dark barn]

if theres one thing i know itsbeing based about fish prep and serving

[nimble lake]

Bugmagloop has harvested his first trophy tell him good job he is very proud of his ostrich

[shrewd apex]

It’s how you process it that’s key, is the thing though. It’s not that you can’t eat fish when pregnant. It’s that it needs to be thoroughly cooked or frozen, and usually cooking is the safest route to be entirely certain there aren’t any critters in it.

[ocean lagoon]

that is one big ass beetle

body slam an ostrich is wicked

[nimble lake]

Hes not even my biggest plushie

[shrewd apex]

He is big, beautiful, and bodacious

[desert rover]

Issue with freezing is most dont do it long enough.

[peak cosmos]

probably the best fish ive ever had is saba shioyaki from a japanese restaurant by me, its so good and simple

[shrewd apex]

Or low enough

[nimble lake]

THAT
is my biggest plushie

[shrewd apex]

Tapeworms are different from the other parasites that tend to latch onto the muscle and meat though tbf

Tapeworms are much more common

[desert rover]

Any temp below freeze point is fine, but they think a couple hours works when its days

[nimble sequoia]

and jump zoonotically between thousands of species and make their way far away from people

[shrewd apex]

🗣️ GENGAR BUDDIES
Mine is sitting on my bed atm lol

[vivid zealot]

yes and the subject was sushi that is not cooked fish

[nimble lake]

Its the ghost of exotic animals past

[dark barn]

the best fish i had was either the breaded rainbow trout i caught and cooked, or this one time when i went to a seafood restaurant and they served us a seafood platter with an entire cut of smoked salmon plonked on top

[tropic leaf]

Can lamb be eaten raw?

[ocean lagoon]

my bed is COVERED in giant stuffies and plushies

[shrewd apex]

The person you were talking with was referring to cooked fish, not sushi homie

[ocean lagoon]

one time

[shrewd apex]

Either way it applies across the board lol

[nimble sequoia]

for me it was swordfish steaks

[tropic leaf]

I have a stuffed shrek

[dark barn]

yes lamb can be rare

[peak cosmos]

dawg im DROOOLING

[nimble sequoia]

if i ever get reasonably wealthy im gonna try and hunt down filets off a pumpkin sword

[tropic leaf]

Definitely, I cant find any near me

[shrewd apex]

Stahhhppp I want smoked fish now

[old lion]

Me too

[nimble sequoia]

and then buy like 8 of them and have my annual mercury allotment in like 10 days

[shrewd apex]

Smoked salmon is literally the best ever so this tracks 100%

[dark barn]

seamus there will be a day i bump into you in texas and i will fold you like a pretzel

[tropic leaf]

Just because your husband ate a lot, and looks like shrek, doesn't mean he's a stuffed shrek

[nimble lake]

YOOO THE GHOST OF EXOTIC ANIMALS PAST HAS GOT THAT SHID ONNNNN

[shrewd apex]

Oh my god he got drip of himself
Legendary

[dark barn]

it was hot smoked so it was tender soft but tasted as mild as a cold smoke i was enamoured by the mysterious ways of this seafood shack

[ocean lagoon]

seamus i could literally fold you into a paper swan

[shrewd apex]

Icon behavior

[tropic leaf]

Its cause of the Homers isnt it

[ocean lagoon]

do not play with me

[nimble sequoia]

noncursed version of jacketing an orphaned calf

[vivid zealot]

so the whole i want sushi get her some sushi bro i cant have sushi cause im pregnant was what i was adding too so i was talking about sushi

[shrewd apex]

You need to visit us here and have smoked salmon smh

[ocean lagoon]

this level of drip burns my eyes

[nimble lake]

Hes like that laughing cow

[shrewd apex]

The cold smoke is the best. Sooo flavorful and tender

[nimble sequoia]

wizards bro

wizards

[nimble lake]

MIND YOU I AM 20 YEARS OLD AND ACTING LIKE THIS

LOLLLL

[dark barn]

cold smoking is also tender here but i meant the difference in the way it was tender

[tropic leaf]

Nuh uh

[dark barn]

cold smoke clings, hot smoke is melty soft

[shrewd apex]

I know homie. Just sayin we got good fish and you should try lol

[old lion]

I’m 25 and have 4 kids. I act the same

[shrewd apex]

Both hot n cold smoke can def be tender and flavorful. I was just sayin lol

Reminiscing abt my own fish

I miss it greatly

[nimble lake]

Im gonna be 26 years old in college and still be playing with my plushies

[dark barn]

if in scotland try find arbroath smokies

[shrewd apex]

See this is why you’d need to come down here. We got all of it
It’s not one or the other if you know where to go
So many good fish spots

And it’s all extremely fresh

Mmmm

[dark barn]

its just a massive smoked mackerel

[shrewd apex]

Better be 80 yo and still hangin w em

[peak cosmos]

chat im a little bit drunk im like 5 seconds from doordashing a whole pompano to my house 😭

[nimble sequoia]

whole oven roasted skin on rainbow trout stuffed with butter, onions, and garlic, seasoned with thyme and rosemary, and served with broccoli and rice

[shrewd apex]

Do it now

[dark barn]

image of an arbroath smokehouse

[nimble lake]

Do you see those blue blankets

Those are my nemo blankets

[nimble sequoia]

thats what a day fishing ended with for my folks usually

[shrewd apex]

Stop I can’t eat it and I’m hongryyy 😭

[nimble lake]

I have had those since literally the day i was born. my mom bought them 3 weeks before i was born

And NOBODY gets between me and my nemo blankets

They are one of my most prized posessions

[dark barn]

yknow if you're not worried about selling your house at a later date its completely legal to just turn your bedroom into a fish smoking room

[nimble sequoia]

HAND BREADED AND FRIED CHANNEL CATFISH FILETS WITH BACON MAC AND CHEESE AND HUSHPUPPIES

[dark barn]

what number is that channel on cable? i've never heard of Channel Catfish

[ebon fossil]

That sounds amazing. 🤤

[desert rover]

Nah, its youtube

[lost scroll]

If you want a Catfish's number, ask your mom?

🪷

[nimble sequoia]

lmao

[nimble sequoia]

you know ball

[shrewd apex]

AGHHHHHH

Want so bad

[nimble sequoia]

TARTAR SAUCE ON THE SIDE

WITH LEMON WEDGE FOR GARNISH

[nimble lake]

Americans be like "yeah i take a picture of my plushies with a gun in the background"

[lost scroll]

I want the smoke 😭 yall too generous with this respect thing

[shrewd apex]

https://tenor.com/view/ants-gif-11990804097345892320

[ebon fossil]

I have an amazing Catfish breading recipe that I taught my students last year. Same with hush puppies.

[dark barn]

zach, smite them.

[desert rover]

Closest i can do is a picture of my guns with a funko in the background

[peak cosmos]

i got thai seafood instead so i dont have to cook lol

[ebon fossil]

Me having to remind myself that Doc is Zach. I have slight PTSD with that name.

[nimble lake]

I remember watching my parents skin a channel cat they caught off the chesapeake bay

[lost scroll]

Whats the name of that invasive sucker catfish thing?

[nimble lake]

Huuuge fish

[nimble sequoia]

ayo?

[nimble lake]

They nailed its head to a board

[shrewd apex]

Ughhh yummmm. Thai food is bomb. Cheers. Enjoy broski

[nimble sequoia]

uncalled for?

[nimble lake]

And like

Skinned it

Peeled the skin off

[peak cosmos]

thank you cousin

[lost scroll]

I'm treating them no different than I want to be treated, apologies, Ill tone it down

[nimble sequoia]

hush puppies was on the mind cause red lobster

[nimble lake]

PLECO!!

[shrewd apex]

I love plecos

[lost scroll]

Yeah, add those to the game and watch players mald.

[nimble lake]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-gif-2582627043664001291

[ebon fossil]

Red Lobster has hush puppies? I thought that was just Long John Silvers.

[dark barn]

just because you're an inconsiderate nincompoop doesn't mean others are

[nimble lake]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-beatbox-fish-beatbox-suck-fish-wall-fish-gif-13944603229295370460

[lost scroll]

Plecos can live for 72 hours out of water, its recommended you burn or blow them up if caught.

[peak cosmos]

fiiiiiish...

[shrewd apex]

The invasive ones are armored catfish

[nimble sequoia]

no theyve got hushpuppies

[desert rover]

Not that ive ever heard and I worked at one after high school lol

[nimble lake]

dude idk what red lobster puts on them cheddar biscuits

[nimble sequoia]

and bacon mac

[lost scroll]

I am very considerate 💔

[nimble lake]

But holy crap that stuff is like crack cocaine

[nimble sequoia]

appetizers include crab stuffed mushrooms with cheese

[ebon fossil]

Uh. The more you learn.

[nimble sequoia]

TRUE

[ebon fossil]

Homemade ones are 10x better though.

[lost scroll]

Like, you can shoot them point blank with a .22 and they might live, which is a CRAZY statement for a fish

[ebon fossil]

The ones here are greasy.

[nimble sequoia]

icl RL has good ones

[dark barn]

red lobster restaurants implies the existence of an elusive blue lobster restaurant

[nimble sequoia]

theyre soft and have enough moisture theyre not dry but not so much theyr soggy

crunch outside soft inside

as a hushpuppy should

[lost scroll]

Blue lobsters do occur naturally in nature

So does pink ones

[ebon fossil]

Agree

[nimble lake]

And yellow ones! Xanthic

[ocean lagoon]

OD is actually generally considered the most human way to kill them

[nimble lake]

@shrewd apex you got any ideas on how to punk it up

[tropic leaf]

I thought they were just homemade tbh

[nimble lake]

Bugmagloop looks so cute there

Hes like a fat anomalocaris

[dark barn]

i'm requesting formally to North Carolina that they put a bo-jangles in scotland just so i can try a bo-berry biscuit one time and never go back

[peak cosmos]

https://klipy.com/gifs/blue-lobster-3--k01KRWH0VGCB9EDRTQEAZNVRRZR

[lost scroll]

If you pay enough I wonder how accommodating red lobster would be to you

[tropic leaf]

Crawfish

[lost scroll]

Like could you ask for a plate full of just lobster tails?

[dark barn]

if ever i encounter a blue lobster i'm keeping him as a pet

[lost scroll]

You know the best thing about that?

[tropic leaf]

If I'm cool enough, would Pope Leo make me the patron saint of Red Lobster?

[ocean lagoon]

most people have a price

[peak cosmos]

spooky ass light\

[lost scroll]

A lobster treated right kept as a pet, will outlive the owner, as just like jellyfish, they're functionally immortal

[shrewd apex]

Is it double lined? Like if you made a hole in it would it tear through/ruin the jacket?

Past that I always suggest safety pins, and of course patches

[nimble lake]

Bro im playing fnaf 4

[shrewd apex]

Cool buttons too

If it has buttons

[ocean lagoon]

espically near minimum wage restaurant workers

[dark barn]

seamus he'd sooner illegalise your presence in the vatican city

[lost scroll]

It can live for millions of years

[shrewd apex]

Stitching/embroidering smthn can also be fun

[tropic leaf]

Nah, me and the pope are chill

[quiet sapphire]

well theoretically yes but not actually

[shrewd apex]

That’s not that crazy tbh they’d give it to you if you paid what it’s worth there

[quiet sapphire]

lobster immortality stops because of gravity

[ocean lagoon]

i think he would prolly kick you out of his city and make you an enemy of the RCC

[shrewd apex]

That’s actually a pretty reasonable request lol

[ebon fossil]

I feel like you and Seamus have contests of wit quite a bit.

[tropic leaf]

Spheal

[quiet sapphire]

they get too large to sustain feeding and shedding because higher mass means higher force of gravity which makes both feeding and shedding more difficulty

[lost scroll]

I mean, a portion of theoretical human immortality ends because of gravity... are humans part lobster?

[quiet sapphire]

so like. giant space lobster with a gigantic feeding tube would be immortal

[tropic leaf]

So, unarmed combat?

[dark barn]

He really annoyed me last year when he crashed his prop plane into my biplane and i've not really let up on him since

[nimble lake]

This flashlight bright as hell

[shrewd apex]

Your camera is going fuzzy azi

[peak cosmos]

i think i see slenderman

[shrewd apex]

Azi what’s that

Azi watch out he’s-

[ebon fossil]

Sure

[tropic leaf]

Tbf, I killed the bomber

Soooooo

[nimble lake]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-4-nightmare-bonnie-jumpscare-gif-15739757603147789996

I TOLD YOU I WAS PLAYING FNAF 4

[shrewd apex]

Do folks your age remember slender man (ngl I don’t remember how old you are)

[nimble lake]

Yes

Also im 20

Turning 21 in july

[shrewd apex]

Oh bet

Legit

[tropic leaf]

Anyone else see two pairs of eyes on the right side?

[ocean lagoon]

wouldnt this work for like a lot of animals

[shrewd apex]

Hap early birth

[nimble lake]

Im older than SEAMUS bro

[quiet sapphire]

nah

especially not mammals

mammalian biology is much more prone to cancer

[shrewd apex]

Oh my god this is the origin of the clip? Crying

[tropic leaf]

Old

[nimble lake]

Thats the neighbors pool

[ocean lagoon]

im old and i dont even remember

[peak cosmos]

for some reason im shocked youre younger than me even though its only by a couple months

[dark barn]

seamus committing casual friendly on friendly air collision

[quiet sapphire]

at least to the best of my knowledge

[tropic leaf]

It was kinda on purpose ngl

[nimble lake]

HOW

I AM JUST A BABY

[tropic leaf]

Old

[nimble lake]

I am just a baby snuggled in her nemo blankets

[dark barn]

it absolutely wasn't you just have no idea how to control your airspeed in turns

[quiet sapphire]

i could be talking directly out of my ass but off the top of my head its like crocodilians, the immortal jellyfish, and crustaceans that can be theoretically immortal

[dark barn]

or had should i say

you're now a sweat

[ebon fossil]

Hey. No shame in the Nemo blankets. No matter the age.

[tropic leaf]

Have you seen my gameplay recently 😭

[nimble lake]

When you're being mean to me remember this is who you're being mean to...

[shrewd apex]

From what I remember, you’re right, if it helps lol
Lobsters and crocs are def on that list

Jellyfish as well

Not sure if there’s more

[ocean lagoon]

seamus voice sounds a little better then to expected

[shrewd apex]

Ants? Might be on that list

[nimble lake]

Coral!

I think

[ocean lagoon]

yeah i meant crocs

[dark barn]

im ngl i truly hate warthunder i only play because its free so i dont watch your clips...

[ebon fossil]

That is so not how I pictured you guys sounding like. Huh.

[shrewd apex]

This would make sense

[ocean lagoon]

eating dirt is free too

[tropic leaf]

I havent played in at least a month

[nimble lake]

What level for voice message perms

[tropic leaf]

I can attest to that

[dark barn]

i was shocked he didnt have a texas twang, i think that was our first VC aswell

[tropic leaf]

Only the stinky moderators get those

[nimble lake]

Ah poo

[ebon fossil]

Well, I personally thought you'd have more an accent too.

[dark barn]

thats honse in the background talking about cutting his mothers hair too

[shrewd apex]

It’s very thick, you can’t hear it much in that clip lmfaooo

[dark barn]

i turn it off for my transatlantic friends

or try to

[shrewd apex]

There are times you sound very, very deeply scottish

[tropic leaf]

I cannae understand ye withoot it

[ebon fossil]

Gotcha

[dark barn]

if i spoke normally with my local dialect no one would understand a word

[nimble lake]

Im trans but i was born in the pacific

[shrewd apex]

Twins

[nimble lake]

Im only on the atlantic side against my will

[tropic leaf]

I love this humor

[ebon fossil]

Listen. Fun thing about English majors. You get to learn a bunch of different accents. Same with being a college professor. 😂

[nimble lake]

Fun fact my mom almost abandoned me to be taken by the pacific ocean once.

[ocean lagoon]

this could be in response to like 100 different things 😭

[quiet sapphire]

gators are crocodilians

[shrewd apex]

Dw it wasn’t you

[tropic leaf]

Erm, gators are delicious

[ebon fossil]

Sounds like one day, I'll have to join a VC in here. 😂

[nimble lake]

PROUD TO BE TRANSPACIFIC 💪💪💪

https://tenor.com/view/scream-meme-cascadia-pnw-wwe-gif-11591779081261256151

https://tenor.com/view/cascadia-cascadian-bioregion-bioregionalism-independence-movement-gif-12911936471932407628

[peak cosmos]

i want to try gator meat but i live approximately 1500 miles from the nearest gator

[tropic leaf]

I'm waiting till tomorrow for important information regarding the vc

[old lion]

Can’t tell if he just got burned or not😭

[tropic leaf]

I want to stream my lake adventures, but only cotw gameplay is allowed rn

[ebon fossil]

They had gator meat at a state fair here. And a few local places have gator nuggets.

[old lion]

Seamus sounds at least 100x better then I thought he would

[shrewd apex]

I just said it wasn’t him 😭

[ebon fossil]

And I don't live close to gators.

[shrewd apex]

What did you think he was gonna sound like lol

[peak cosmos]

gator farm...

[lost scroll]

@patent basin sorry about the call invite misclck

[wanton zealot]

W cat

[old lion]

A liger being dragged down a chalkboard

[ebon fossil]

Awwww. Fluffy baby.

[peak cosmos]

hahahahhahaha

[nimble lake]

Behold his singular antenna

[tropic leaf]

Dont worry me and warden talk all the time

[old lion]

A person after stepping on a stone fish

[ebon fossil]

Didn't know those existed. Noted.

[nimble lake]

There also exists nile croc farms

[tropic leaf]

I went to one once and they had a huge gator named domino

[peak cosmos]

to be honest with you im not entirely sure either but it seems like the logical conclusion

[terse totem]

Why does it have an ahoge

[shrewd apex]

He’s SMILING

[nimble lake]

Whats an ahoge

[old lion]

Yes gator farms exist

[terse totem]

Its the kne strand of hair that sticks out

[peak cosmos]

anime funny hair

[old lion]

Your cat is adorable 😭

[tropic leaf]

So like, someone yelling YEOWCH

[quiet sapphire]

its the stupid hair

the hair that makes you stupid

[old lion]

You and Baddog actually sound EXTREMELY similar

[peak cosmos]

yall wanna see mine

[quiet sapphire]

Laaaaaarge

that was scary i thought i got another super rare

[old lion]

Cat?

Yessss

[unique swallow]

Will he score top or nah

[tropic leaf]

I miss my rapscallion

[quiet sapphire]

roughly around top

[old lion]

Kitties 😭

[quiet sapphire]

im thinking like a cool 245er

[old lion]

So many adorable kitties

[unique swallow]

Ah. I was gonna say that if he did score top, he has a 1% chance lol

To be a super

Still a beaut

[old lion]

Yawnnnn

[quiet sapphire]

closeish

i like this piebald variant more

[old lion]

So many kitty cats😭

[quiet sapphire]

my super rare piebald is the brown with white variant

i like the white with brown

[old lion]

My super rare piebald doesn’t exist 😭

[quiet sapphire]

im at 4/6 sr fallows

[peak cosmos]

my super rare piebald is an ochre

[ocean lagoon]

WUTTTTTTTT

[quiet sapphire]

need albino and mela

[unique swallow]

Tibetan fox ahh cat

[quiet sapphire]

Oh hes FUNKY

[dark barn]

oh dear no i don't speak in this servers hellscape VCs, its so full of... people

[peak cosmos]

he got hit with a brick when he was a boy

[quiet sapphire]

oh yeah hes weird

[ebon fossil]

Fair enough. 😂

[ocean lagoon]

i avoid any kind of voice chat like the plague atp

[old lion]

Same

[nimble lake]

Here he is wearing a bowtie

[quiet sapphire]

what a distinguished gentleman

[nimble lake]

@shrewd apex W pfp material right here

[old lion]

Too many weirdos spawn camping

[nimble lake]

I also found this photo of a goat. He needs a cigar

[old lion]

Awwwwwwww

Nooo you can’t give a goat a cigar

They’ll just eat it instead of proper puffing it

[tropic leaf]

If you do, it'll ask for a whiskey

[peak cosmos]

this is fire

i love goats sm

[quiet sapphire]

Thats not how i remember it going

[old lion]

You know I was starting to warm up to you bc you have a nice voice

And you ruined it

Jk that was kinda funny

[nimble lake]

He looked so awkward as a teenager

I honestly miss this phase he looked so goofy

[ebon fossil]

Understandable

[nimble lake]

Hes now six years old HES A BOOMER

[old lion]

If you give a goat a whiskey it will ask for??

[old lion]

He’s so cute😭

[tropic leaf]

A steak perhaps🤔

[ocean lagoon]

chicken wings?

[nimble lake]

Him now

Ok enough about the cat

[old lion]

Nooo we need more

He’s adorable

[nimble lake]

Ok fine you can see him eat his soup

Him after soup

[shrewd apex]

Sweet little man

[peak cosmos]

My other one

[old lion]

Aww he’s having a snack

[old lion]

If it didn’t look like Satan had grabbed it’s soul in the eyes it would be even more adorable

Still a cutie tho

[peak cosmos]

i think it looks funny personally

[nimble sequoia]

I

thats a cute but mischievious gremlin

[nimble lake]

He has never stopped looking awkward ngl. behold his antenna btw

[nimble sequoia]

anyways

[nimble sequoia]

I must inform you Saul that I despise siberian elm

[old lion]

I wish I could have a cat😭

[nimble lake]

Dude you wanna know whats funny

Im allergic to cats

Also you can just find random stray babies in the woods. Take them home

Better indoors than out

[nimble sequoia]

make sure to do hella vet checks to get em medicated and vaccinated for parasitic worms tho

oh and toxo

[peak cosmos]

whys that

[nimble sequoia]

invasive as all hell and chokes out native trees and non shade tolerate grasses and sedges

i however hate bradford pears significantly more

[peak cosmos]

i see

[old lion]

As soon as all my indoor snakes die I’m gonna get a cat

[peak cosmos]

chat. my thai is here

[desert flower]

Indoor cat supremacy

[peak cosmos]

i know thats right

[desert flower]

Monster almost knows more tricks than my dog cause I must enrich him somehow

God I hate being up early for a job I don't want

[tropic leaf]

Shiny spheals

[peak cosmos]

european 🫵

[regal garden]

Seamous hiiiiiii its been awhile 🙂

Seamus

[tropic leaf]

You've been gone a while

[regal garden]

fr...... i got bored of cotw lol

[tropic leaf]

Itd be so scary if Europe was real

[peak cosmos]

true

[dark barn]

since you wanted proof my voice actually has flavour

ignore my clearly struggling breath i just had a smoke

[ebon fossil]

There it is.

[peak cosmos]

im intoxicated and this is the most beautiful thing ive evfer heard

[ebon fossil]

Gosh. Irish and Scottish accents are like Kryptonite for me. 😂

And I'm very well aware they are very different and in no way should I confuse the two.

But both scratch that itch that I have in my brain.

[chilly nest]

What should be the next map I get

[quiet sapphire]

what species are you interested in

[ebon fossil]

Which ones do you have?

[chilly nest]

Sundarpatan and Askiy Ridge

I want to have a easy great one to go after

I love big game

[quiet sapphire]

te awaroa for fallow and red deer

[chilly nest]

Any other suggestions

[quiet sapphire]

srp for black bear

[chilly nest]

give one more

[quiet sapphire]

uhhhhh

idk moose isnt easy

parque red deer and mule grind is a bit challenging to set up

cuatro colinas for roe deer i guess?

[shrewd apex]

Moose is easy if you set up right

[quiet sapphire]

roe deer are on the smaller side though

[shrewd apex]

Incredibly easy. Ya just need to find the zones lol

[chilly nest]

same as every other animal in the game

[shrewd apex]

I’m aware lol was clarifying because of the other person

It’s not “scary” or “hard” like a lot of folks say lol

[chilly nest]

scary is crazy

[shrewd apex]

Yea, you’re telling me lol it’s pixelated animals

Oh no, they’re not consistent, woooow

[chilly nest]

Only thing that can give a shock is Bengal Tiger

[shrewd apex]

So frightening I’m shaking in my boots

[quiet sapphire]

im of the opinion that moose is a bit more challenging cause you kinda need to use jefferson .500 to avoid tracking them

and moose on like medved have a biiiiiig range

[chilly nest]

insert meme gif of someone shaking

[unique swallow]

When does this release on Apple Music

[chilly nest]

that's how they do that tilted atuff

makes sense

[quiet sapphire]

its certainly no tahr grind

[desert flower]

[quiet sapphire]

or red fox

[shrewd apex]

300 and 375 work just fine as well

Barely any tracking needed at all

Especially with heart shot but duh lol

[chilly nest]

[desert flower]

Heart shot is easy on em too

I do hate they don't immediately drop and run a bit but it's realistic

[tropic leaf]

Sing me some Jacobite songs🙏

[shrewd apex]

Way. Ya can rack em up like crazy

[dark barn]

one more for your drunken mind

[shrewd apex]

Makes me wanna get back to moose lol

[tropic leaf]

My eyeballs hurt cause I forgot to blink

[peak cosmos]

YESSSS

[dark barn]

idk what the appeal of our accent is tho icl, some of us sound horrible

look up the edinburgh and aberdeen accents

[shrewd apex]

It’s vibes

[dark barn]

makes me cringe

[peak cosmos]

ya its vibes honestly

[shrewd apex]

No clue how else to explain. Just vibes

[peak cosmos]

its not the accent for me tho its the earnesty of the recording

[unique swallow]

We need the full album asap

[shrewd apex]

This too. Love when people just be havin a good lil time

Makes me miss when my irl buds would get together to chill and it would usually end up with singing and instrument playing at some point

[dark barn]

just realised how easy it is to sing neil young songs in my accent

[shrewd apex]

It’s nice when people aren’t super polished and perfectionist about everything
It’s very candid

[dark barn]

boutta make a killing as a scottish neil young tribute act

Neil McYoung

[shrewd apex]

Hell yes

[peak cosmos]

hahahaha

[tropic leaf]

I have shrek downloaded apparently

[potent crag]

i remember that time tyk sent the entire shrek movie as a gif

[unique swallow]

And who is that handsome fella down there in the camera roll?

[tropic leaf]

Ok apparently I have shrek downloaded twice

[potent crag]

i watched it for like 30 minutes tbh

[tropic leaf]

Thats some random US Army sergeant

[unique swallow]

W

[dark barn]

imagine if nazareth didnt do american accents in their songs

i think it'd be so funny to hear hair of the dog in their dunfermline accents

[ocean lagoon]

are you in the army bro 😭

[tropic leaf]

No😭

[ocean lagoon]

ah

[tropic leaf]

Thats my brother

[ocean lagoon]

i was about to say im surpirsed they would let you in cuz health checks

no disrespect

just youre a very small guy

[unique swallow]

🤏

[shrewd apex]

I feel like half the time I look at chat it’s just people making fun of Seamus’s height/weight 😭

Why are we obsessed w this y’all

[ocean lagoon]

im not trying to be mean

[shrewd apex]

Lmfaooo

[ocean lagoon]

im just saying hes kinda small

[unique swallow]

It can’t be that bad. I don’t remember the numbers off the top of my head rn

[shrewd apex]

It legit is

So often

[ocean lagoon]

and carrying out some military tasks would be hard for him

[unique swallow]

4’-9”
240 lbs

[ocean lagoon]

im actually not trying to make fun of him 😭

[tropic leaf]

I could probably join the air force though

They do barely anything sometimes

[ocean lagoon]

bro is describing @old lion

[ocean lagoon]

ahh yeah prolly

[shrewd apex]

Lmao

[unique swallow]

Why everyone so short?

[ocean lagoon]

im 6'6

[tropic leaf]

She does not weigh that much😭

[ocean lagoon]

and heavy 😭

[unique swallow]

Dayum

[desert rover]

I'm 5' 11" and those are two different measurements

[snow hatch]

same

[dark barn]

i know seamus takes it in stride but barrages of comments like this can induce eating disorders which seamus desperately does NOT need, lets get his weight up don't constantly point out the lack of what he has

[snow hatch]

😭 this im only kinda, i weigh 210 rn

lb

[ocean lagoon]

you right

my apologies seamus

[tropic leaf]

Chrissy just knocked a book off my shelf onto my head

[ocean lagoon]

i was 265 this morning

[ocean lagoon]

ouch

i hope youre ok

[tropic leaf]

It was a paperback thesaurus 😭

[ocean lagoon]

good then youre prolly ok

[snow hatch]

im ngl the only books i own are manga and the bible 😭✌️

i don't own any "book" books

[ocean lagoon]

i own a bible or two

[tropic leaf]

I have like 50 books in my room

[ocean lagoon]

and then a BUNCH of haunted's books

[tropic leaf]

No, definitely more than 50

Uhhhhh

[desert rover]

Bibles are always super thin pages, great rolling papers in a pinch

[snow hatch]

my manga sits on a cute white shelf to the right of my setup

[tropic leaf]

Subtract the children's books I'll never read and dont want in my room

Add the books I have in storage

[nimble sequoia]

261 here

[tropic leaf]

Subtract the damaged books

[nimble sequoia]

although im holding food weight from endless shrimp at red lobster yesterday

[tropic leaf]

I have maybe 250 books

[nimble sequoia]

my weight that morning before absurd eating was 257

[dark barn]

i think thats called bloating

[tropic leaf]

Most of them free from libraries getting rid of them

[snow hatch]

i've got all of tqq, all of my dress up darling, all of the duke of death and his maid, all of kimi ni todoke

[nimble sequoia]

partly yeah but I ate two full bowls of shrimp linguine

[snow hatch]

i've got quite a few more but those are the most important

[nimble sequoia]

plus the other dishes i think the whole total was like 50 shrimp

uhhh what else

[ocean lagoon]

that sounds gas rn

[dark barn]

i hate duvet covers bc wtfdym the duvet still isnt in all 4 corners correctly

[nimble sequoia]

plate of stuffed mushrooms

[ocean lagoon]

im hungy

[nimble sequoia]

and 6 of those cheddar biscuits

[peak cosmos]

beast mode

[tropic leaf]

I want some stuffed scallop

And some lobster

[ocean lagoon]

i can put these jokers AWAY

[tropic leaf]

And some steak

[dark barn]

hot take but lobsters are actually orange

[desert rover]

Best part of working there was unlimited biscuits

[tropic leaf]

And perhaps some shrimp fried rice

[nimble sequoia]

they hella good

[tropic leaf]

Imma go to this one sushi restaurant in Longview this summer

[snow hatch]

ngl they're somewhere in the middle

[tropic leaf]

Me and my brother's always go there for my bday

[snow hatch]

they're not red and defo not orange

[dark barn]

and also orange is Neon Brown

[tropic leaf]

They're green😭

[ocean lagoon]

tell me about it

[nimble sequoia]

evil statement but you right

also makes sense given how many lobsters are just brown

[tropic leaf]

Does she like fantasy, because I have some recommendations

[dark barn]

which then begs the question, if orange is neon brown but orange isnt always a UV-Reactive shade, is it also both its own colour and a neon-brown?

[ocean lagoon]

that is a question for her tbh bro

i dont know how to read so

[tropic leaf]

Just look at what books she has😭

[nimble sequoia]

yes

[ocean lagoon]

thats on the other side of the house 😭

[tropic leaf]

What about neon orange?

[dark barn]

well... seamus if you read that correctly i was posing the question if orange is neon brown, is neon orange still orange

[nimble sequoia]

oh my god you slungoid stand up and go check

look upon the books

[tropic leaf]

Slungoid😭

[ocean lagoon]

its a big walk for someone of such immense size

[tropic leaf]

But brown isnt real

It's just a mix of multiple colors

[nimble sequoia]

i walked 3 miles daily at minimum during my first year on campus when i was 386lbs

[dark barn]

seamus, thats how the whole colour spectrum works

[nimble sequoia]

i am not hearing it

go look

upon

thine spouse's

books

[tropic leaf]

I know how a spectrum works I'm on the adhd one

[dark barn]

seamus which of your siblings got the brains because it sure wasnt you

[tropic leaf]

Oh, none of us

[old lion]

Yes!! I do

[tropic leaf]

Rangers Apprentice

[old lion]

Please DM all the book reqs

[tropic leaf]

If you havent read it already, its awesome

[old lion]

So I can go back and look🙏

[old lion]

Hmm I’ll check it out

[dark barn]

my bookshelf is lit

[nimble sequoia]

litshelf

[ocean lagoon]

😭

[unique swallow]

Wait no way. I reads some of those.

[dark barn]

all my boring grown up people books are in my kindle

[nimble sequoia]

oh

btw

[dark barn]

all legally sourced books i would never use an open source library ever

[nimble sequoia]

hunter

and everyone else currently present

i despise yellowjackets

i had to spray four nests today

[tropic leaf]

I do aswell

[nimble sequoia]

FOUR

[tropic leaf]

I was once stung on the head by a yellow jacket

[unique swallow]

That’s a lot

[desert rover]

Next time order wasp freeze II off Amazon. Best product you can use