🦌︴general

[nimble sequoia]

their comparatively larger body size and higher need for water compared to Coues makes it much hard for them to survive by comparison

[wispy widget]

You was the one btw who said you wouldn't get to deep into it this time, just 4 the record

[nimble sequoia]

bye Vivi!

[wanton zealot]

Oops used the wrong image meant a different one

[lone drift]

Dur?

[wanton zealot]

Yur coues

[desert grail]

basically if it's gonna be anything it should be them

coues I mean

[frosty herald]

We'll the message from you got me motivated a again.

Happie and billy gave even more Motivation

[wanton zealot]

That's I've been trying to say

[desert grail]

that would be cooler honestly, having a smaller whitetail ecotype that can easily traverse the dense brushy hills in the eastern part of rancho.

[wispy widget]

That's great to hear

[wanton zealot]

If they could make them not have drink zones too that'll be sick icl

[wispy widget]

Who's billy tho

[nimble patrol]

We should get dove in rancho

[wanton zealot]

Is me

Username is billybobjoe

[wispy widget]

Oh hyrax

Oh yeah I remember that

[frosty herald]

Lordd of tha hyrax

Billybobjoe

[wispy widget]

Didn't know you changed that

[wanton zealot]

Its just the nickname for this server

[wispy widget]

Is that in relation to that one John Cena meme?

[desert grail]

if they did do coues it would follow that they'd probably do other types of whitetail, and then it would ALSO follow that they should split up the mule deer into desert muleys and rocky mountain muleys (so a lot of work for EW, lol).

[wanton zealot]

Nah just random names I put together and called a day

[wispy widget]

No you see coues are just so radically different

[quasi thunder]

I get that coues is what americans like to hunt in Mexico but, for economic worth (meat, trophy) most hunting ranches release Texan whitetail and they survive just fine in terrible deserts

[desert grail]

yeah I disagree tho, coues are cooler IMO

[wispy widget]

But I'd like to have the southern whitetails on Mississippi split from the ones on Alberta and such

[dark barn]

herpetology dlc when

[wanton zealot]

Subspecies would be amazing for this game

[desert grail]

exactly

[nimble sequoia]

northern whitetail should be a good bit chonkier

[nimble patrol]

I mean, they are also accustomed to being in environmental that don’t have a lot of water or nutrients

Especially hill country whitetail

[wanton zealot]

Coues just need to be smaller thiner and more gray

[wispy widget]

Yeah, northern, southern and desert is a logical split imo

[quasi thunder]

Ok yeah I agree whitetail would be much more interesting to hunt if they had subspecies

[wanton zealot]

Make them more skittish too and remove the drink zones

[wispy widget]

Also denser fur

[quasi thunder]

I wouldn't hate coues

[desert grail]

I mean it doesn't have to be huge differences, northern whitetail could just have models that are like 10% larger than the ones in Mississippi for example, with thicker fur.

[nimble sequoia]

and a denser body shape

[desert grail]

just so it's not a huge time/effort sink.

[wanton zealot]

Coues would be the correct one to go if they replace wt on rancho

[nimble patrol]

Tho hill country whitetail do tend to be smaller than the other whitetail of Texas

[wanton zealot]

More than Texan wt

[quasi thunder]

Id love a full on Whitetail only update

[nimble sequoia]

having seen minnesota and alberta whitetail theyre huge bastards compared to southern wt down in the US south

[frosty herald]

Big rack energy

[desert grail]

yeah fs, like the current muleys look really good for rocky mountain muleys, but desert muleys wouldn't do so good with that stocky frame and thick fur we currently have.

(I know you were referring to whitetail btw)

[frosty herald]

What could it mean

[quasi thunder]

Maybe a just deer update

[nimble sequoia]

yeah, would love desert mules too

pronghorn are the simplest they could deadass just rename them Sonoran Pronghorn

[terse totem]

I think the community needs a new map before they go crazy

[lost scroll]

I like how JJK is everywhere at this point, more generational than DBZ

[wispy widget]

Isn't that what rdr2 did

[wanton zealot]

Yep

[nimble sequoia]

idk

[nimble sequoia]

oh neat

[wispy widget]

At that point I don't really see the need no more

[quasi thunder]

I know I do buuut i wouldn't complain if they breathed new life to the old species all at once

[wanton zealot]

Iirc they made them slightly more thin

[desert grail]

honestly yeah, do a deer update where they just remaster all the deer that need it, and split them into subspecies where needed. And then they can continue the trend with maybe like a small elk/bison update where they update euro/plains bison, and rocky mountain/roosevelt elk.

[terse totem]

I mean i wouldn’t either honestly

[frosty herald]

If we take rack as a synonym for Horns

The sheep with the biggest Horns is the argali .... which is found in mongolia

[quasi thunder]

I have enough content just trying to get 10 haggis

[desert grail]

genuinely my dream update

[nimble sequoia]

which is accurate, if you think plains pronghorn are lean desert prong have like no fat

i dont think they even have adrenal kidney caps

[desert grail]

like EW pleaaaase consider doing this

[wanton zealot]

Also on this topic.

Gould's wild turkey

[nimble sequoia]

pls

give

[terse totem]

I wonder if well ever get more reptiles

[quasi thunder]

To bad we came with this idea just after vivi left lmao

[frosty herald]

Anyways i'm leavin for now

[desert grail]

idk if this is a hot take but I think all three of the bears could do with a remaster.

[wanton zealot]

Bye monte tc

[shrewd apex]

Hopefully

[desert grail]

like the black bear/brown bear are a lot less in need of one but I still think they'd benefit.

[shrewd apex]

They really should fill out some more lizards and lizard like creatures lol

[desert grail]

meh people don't really hunt lizards all that much

[wanton zealot]

Iirc they reach into northern Mexico more than Rios

[quasi thunder]

Grizzly big time, black bear lowkey, brown bear just a bit

[nimble sequoia]

meanwhile

[wanton zealot]

Yeah just add Rios to a new map and replace

[desert grail]

brown and grizzly should literally just be variations of a same new and improved model, black bear should just get some touch-ups.

[wanton zealot]

Like cali

We have a ton of Rios

[quasi thunder]

Hunting lizards is not really trophy hunting

[wispy widget]

Couldn't you put em on SRP?

Or have 2 turkey subs on rancho

Rios in the forest and Gould's in the deswrt

[wispy widget]

Unless it's like Nile monitors or smthn like that

[wanton zealot]

Or green iguanas if they add a florida map

[quasi thunder]

In florida for example its mainly pest control

[nimble sequoia]

maybe, but theyre along the Arkansas and Red rivers out on the prairie instead of in the lower san juan valley

[wanton zealot]

Isnt the first time they've added a species for that

[nimble sequoia]

which is here

[wanton zealot]

Or likely the last

[terse totem]

Raccoon?

[nimble sequoia]

CANE TOADS

GODDAMN DEMONS

i aint even got beef with the toad

i got beef with the cane farmers and the BSES

[wanton zealot]

Yeah even in the trailer for missi that one lady says "we got a raccoon problem that could use some fire power"

[shrewd apex]

Would be neat to have invasive iguanas how we had tigers in sundar imo

[wispy widget]

Yes I definitely know where that is

[shrewd apex]

Just like

A helluva lot more

Monitor lizards are also an option

[wispy widget]

Arkansas that's the sepia coloured place from OZ

[quasi thunder]

Tigers are invasive in nepal?

[shrewd apex]

Depending on which map we get in the future

[shrewd apex]

They were causing issues lol that’s part of the story

[marsh gyro]

No but in the game they are invasive to the reserve

[wanton zealot]

Thats how they justified them being on the map

[marsh gyro]

Not invasive but problematic

[quasi thunder]

Not invasive just repopulated

[wanton zealot]

Invasive ≠ problematic

[shrewd apex]

Same thing applies here lol

I just think it would be neat for them to add more storylines of that nature

[quasi thunder]

But tigers in Sundar aren't treated as pest control lmao

[marsh gyro]

I know, that's why I changed my answer

[shrewd apex]

I never said they were?

[wispy widget]

They aren't even problematic in the game, (story spoiled) || in the story it's explained that they specifically try to conserve tigers, there's just problem individuals. In the story they don't even talk about shooting them I think||

[shrewd apex]

They do talk about shooting them lol

But yeah

Basically that’s the story

[quasi thunder]

I would really like some more biology study like storylines, like old hirsh and Layton

[shrewd apex]

That’s just for sundar lol there’s a lot of other routes they could go creatively

[wispy widget]

Generally more like the old storylines

And the badens

[wanton zealot]

Dosent the warden even ask us to take out a that pseudo mela that was injured by poachers

[quasi thunder]

And add some professional hunter sidequests, like parque and TA

[desert grail]

thoughts on this?

[marsh gyro]

Yeah, the newer story missions have been disappointing

[tropic leaf]

I want the Badens back

[quasi thunder]

Yes

[wanton zealot]

Our favorite troublemaking family

That we could kill off 1 by 1

[marsh gyro]

I'd like to see those other species on Hirsch

[blissful aurora]

honestly real xD

[quasi thunder]

Maybe Badens went extinct

[blissful aurora]

tbf it was a bit hard for a baden to die in torr

[marsh gyro]

You mean they do it themselves lol

[wanton zealot]

True

[wispy widget]

https://discord.com/channels/393040947006406657/1196543329467375636

[quasi thunder]

Maybe the murder house lmao

[desert grail]

yeah they're all backfills so no need for new animal models or anything, although mouflon would ideally get a remaster, and a name change (iberian -> european).

[wispy widget]

I shared all my thoughts on that over there

[blissful aurora]

wait which house??

[wispy widget]

Other people did as well

[wanton zealot]

One of my favorite parts about this is adding more birds

[terse totem]

Rancho

[wispy widget]

Hirsch is in desperate need of more birds

Only Nepal and maybe srp need it more

[desert grail]

u have some great suggestions in there that I hadn't even considered, hirsch could genuinely be a top tier map with all these added as backfills.

[quasi thunder]

You haven't searched thoroughly for Haggis

[blissful aurora]

hirsch only has like, peasant and geese rite

[wanton zealot]

https://discord.com/channels/393040947006406657/1379710865435267124

[blissful aurora]

bird-wise

[desert grail]

not that it isn't already top tier, ofc

[wanton zealot]

Made this when the threads were active still

[blissful aurora]

honestly for birds idk which has more, torr or revontuli

[wanton zealot]

Yep

[blissful aurora]

torr feels like it has more of the birds I actually tend to go for, being grouse and upland

[wanton zealot]

Rancho could use a couple imo

[quasi thunder]

I love this but give me less pumas, they suck butt

[wanton zealot]

Quail, some waterfowl, and maybe doves

[quasi thunder]

Parque needs a ton of upland birds to be honest

[wanton zealot]

Some existing waterfowl could even be ported in like pintail, gwt and cinnamon teal

[wispy widget]

If I had to get back I would do things a bit differently with all the new options like badger and woodcock that have come out since

[quasi thunder]

Hunting birds in argentina is a cool hunting trip

[wispy widget]

Fr

Some quail especially

[quasi thunder]

Ducks also are very different than in north america

[wanton zealot]

NA is still very lacking in more waterfowl

[desert grail]

yeah woodcock, badgers, mink, pine martens, capercaillies would all be obvious backfills, mouflon would be great, bunch of ducks etc. etc.

[wanton zealot]

Every map just gets lumped with mallards

[nimble sequoia]

and our upland birds

[wispy widget]

I'm calling a small Arkansas map, really focus on all kinds of small game they have

[wanton zealot]

Gadwall and wood ducks would be perfect on missi

[tropic leaf]

And downland birds

[wispy widget]

Oppousums, ducks, squirrels

[wanton zealot]

Could also do a NA rev

[desert grail]

well don't kill the mallard to bring in the wood duck, as they always say.

[wanton zealot]

Ik a certain map that can remedy this

[tropic leaf]

Who says that😭

[wanton zealot]

First time ive ever heard that

[wispy widget]

Maybe like salz or maybe more like rev where there's also whitetail, alligators and elk. Possibly a more flat rice fields and flooded timber region and a more "Ozarky" vibe with hills and such further north

[desert grail]

me (I say with aura)

[wanton zealot]

I meant that as somewhere else in the US mb needed to clarify

[quasi thunder]

I think most NA maps could use at least 3 more birds

[wispy widget]

What place did you think?

BC

[wanton zealot]

Cali

[wispy widget]

It all loops back to BC imo

[tropic leaf]

@nimble sequoia am I supposed to have muscles on the front of my shins?

[wispy widget]

You can make like 3 more good maps in BC if you really want to and have new species and habitats with each one

[tropic leaf]

Or is it just supposed to be bone?

[wanton zealot]

Ruffed grouse, white tailed ptarm, chukar, mtn and cali quail
Mute swans, hooded merganser, american wigeon, etc etc

[quasi thunder]

Give us a Florida map that is basically salz with alligators

[tropic leaf]

We need a texas map

[wanton quail]

-# just for them to die all over again,...

[terse totem]

Wild game or game reserve

[nimble sequoia]

yeah but they generally shouldnt be super visible lol

[wanton zealot]

By their own hands

[tropic leaf]

We desperately need an East Texas map just so I can voice it

[wispy widget]

Schrödingers trespasser

[wanton zealot]

Clearly havent learned from the rest of the bloodline

[wispy widget]

Do we?

Or do you just like the place irl?

[wanton zealot]

Make it all texas

[tropic leaf]

You dont want to hear my voice all the time?

[quasi thunder]

Game reserve... there's not a lot of interesting new experiences in texas if its not exotics

[wanton zealot]

Id love sandhill cranes

[glacial dune]

I will uninstall the game if we get Texas

[wispy widget]

I'd rather have native and invasive species, you can still have scimitar horned oryx and some more even without a game reserve

[glacial dune]

I do not care what’s on it, you cannot make Texas interesting to me

[tropic leaf]

I find this extremely offensive

[wispy widget]

But like come on

[tropic leaf]

You're offending me

[wanton zealot]

Im not even from texas and I felt offended

[wispy widget]

We had so much europe and america

Give us something fresh

Exotic

[tropic leaf]

We need another south American or central American map

[glacial dune]

You’re offending me by being offended at my TRUTHFUL AND FACTUALLY BASED opinion

[terse totem]

Sandhill crane

[wanton zealot]

Still havent scratched the surface for the US but yeah for rn we could use other maps

[wispy widget]

That's what I'm saying

Or hawaii

Or asia

Africa

Whatever

[terse totem]

And dove

[quasi thunder]

Yeah lets make the map about them cranes lmao

[dark barn]

scotland 2.0

[tropic leaf]

Please do not spread lies and deceit. Texas is, and always will be, the most interesting place in the universe

[wispy widget]

Well they should do more species when they do US maps instead of using it as a was to be lazy, maybe that would make them suck less

[terse totem]

I think legitimately texas will always be top 10 most interesting places

[wanton zealot]

Thats the part that made me salty about nem

[wispy widget]

We got like 4 new species with askiy

[wanton zealot]

Could done ANYWHERE else

[wispy widget]

Don't get me started

[wanton zealot]

Hopefully they learned from the whitetail only maps

[tropic leaf]

It truly is

[glacial dune]

Even google ai agrees with me (pay no attention to the prompt)

[wispy widget]

They didn't even do ruffed grouse or woodcock or woodchuck or literally and species that would've made the map unique

[terse totem]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wanton zealot]

"(Say no)"

[dark barn]

i'm boycotting the game if it isn't scotland 2, this is my tentgate

[terse totem]

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[wispy widget]

Wasn't they a republic for like 7 days or something like that

[glacial dune]

Idek

[quasi thunder]

Why do we need to scratch the surface of the US? There's a whole damn world we haven't explored either, the devs have given the US a better treatment than any other country, I know a big part of the fan base is from the states but still

[wispy widget]

Isn't the grand canyon somewhere near texas

[nimble patrol]

Longer than that

[wanton zealot]

Literally the only new thing we got was backfilled to missi the same update..

[terse totem]

Aska

Asia

[nimble patrol]

No, it’s in Arizona

[wispy widget]

I used to talk to the frog guy, he told me all about texas

[wanton zealot]

So it didnt even count as a unique species

[nimble patrol]

But we have our own large canyon

[shrewd apex]

We did however get dusky grouse, pintails, wood ducks, Manitoban elk, beavers, and snow goose
Along with caribou re-typing so

[wispy widget]

Oh yeah

But that's very close

[glacial dune]

Bro this jumping spider is gonna climb on me again

[nimble patrol]

Eh

[wanton zealot]

Caribou need new antlers

[quasi thunder]

For example, we have only 2 maps from a whole continent and we have like 7 maps from a single country

[wispy widget]

Could've been worse but like not as good as it should've been

[wispy widget]

It's like one state away

[quasi thunder]

Africa needs like 10 maps

[wanton zealot]

When that said country is heavily hunt focused and is popular for it.

[wispy widget]

That's what I'm saying

[nimble patrol]

You are forgetting how big states are in the western United States lol

[wispy widget]

The US is very important and very high variety but it's still over represented

[wanton zealot]

10 seems a bit much

[wanton quail]

"somewhere" 😭

[quasi thunder]

I could cross texas in a couple of hours by car, trust me

[wispy widget]

Africa is also super famous for hunting and it has one bad ass map

[quasi thunder]

Its not that big

[wispy widget]

It's like 400 km or smthn like that

[wanton zealot]

Not very represented well when more than half of the maps are lumped on one side

[nimble patrol]

Trust me, you can’t lol

[wispy widget]

You got me

[nimble patrol]

As a person who lives here

You can’t

[wanton quail]

took me 13

hours

[glacial dune]

In other words no Texas isn’t near the Grand Canyon

[quasi thunder]

Its not cowboy days I'll drive fast(jk I know its at least 2 days)

[wispy widget]

I looked at a map

It's like 700 km

[nimble patrol]

lol

[glacial dune]

We don’t know what that is

[wispy widget]

That's way further then I thought tbh

[wispy widget]

70 miles

[glacial dune]

Ahh ok thanks

[wispy widget]

Swedish joke, very funny

[nimble patrol]

We got our own big canyon anyways

[wispy widget]

That looks like the one on kauai

[wanton zealot]

Funny thing is you can drive a long way and likely still be in the same town or city

[tropic leaf]

Ew, west texas

East Texas rules

[nimble patrol]

It’s actually the panhandle

[ocean lagoon]

son

[tropic leaf]

Ew the panhandle

[wanton quail]

-# 700km is just under 450 miles, for the murica's in here

[wispy widget]

Yeah you definitely just want it cause you are from there 😭

[nimble patrol]

And it is a surprisingly pretty part of the state

[wanton zealot]

Dw we understood

[glacial dune]

I’m not American I’m half polish

[quasi thunder]

Trust me Dawg I'll be driving not riding a horse

[tropic leaf]

The best part if the state because I'm here

[wanton zealot]

By we i mean me and blank idk about seamus(nvm not blank)

[wanton quail]

so then context clues would say.. that info wasnt for you, you bingus

[tropic leaf]

Fool, do you not trust a steed to carry you for the journey?

[glacial dune]

do not taint bingus’s name like that

[tropic leaf]

Half polish😭

[glacial dune]

he is too pure to be likened to me

[quasi thunder]

Unless cars are illegal in Texas do people drive cars in Texas or do they just travel by carriage?

[glacial dune]

Yes

[wispy widget]

I just converted, texas-grand canyon is aproximately a distance of 4'6 million hot dogs

[quasi thunder]

Stagecoaches

[wanton quail]

the other half is polish remover. Blank is 50-50 painted and cleansed

[quasi thunder]

And trains

[nimble patrol]

Eh, I think palo duro has us both beat ngl

[wanton zealot]

Bro is stuck in the 1800s✌️

[shell igloo]

yo guys are there any news or leaks about what the next update might be

[glacial dune]

There is no new map

[wanton zealot]

Nothing yet

[glacial dune]

They told me that in a dream

[tropic leaf]

East Texas has shade trees

[quasi thunder]

Nah man I know texas only has wooden built towns with sheriffs

[ocean lagoon]

ive done the longest width in 8 hours

[tropic leaf]

So that automatically makes it the best region of texas

[wanton quail]

with jingly spurs and big shiny star badges?

[tropic leaf]

In a helicopter maybe

[wanton zealot]

Gunning down hogs

[quasi thunder]

Yeah obviously

[wispy widget]

Or the distance of around 0,00004% of Elon musk's net worth in one dollar coins

[tropic leaf]

The stars at night, are big and bright!

[wispy widget]

God that man is absurdly rich

[ocean lagoon]

i was driving really fast

[wanton zealot]

A wish I will have tonight

[dark barn]

how many claps are the texans always demanding again

[glacial dune]

He could give every one of us in chat right now a million dollars and not feel a difference

[tropic leaf]

Driving a helicopter very fast maybe

[ocean lagoon]

😭

[quasi thunder]

This is one of the best ones Ive read lmao

[wanton quail]

I accept, I need the money for a bigger apartment.

[wanton zealot]

It would for me

Im broke

Could buy me at most 3 McDonald's meals with that

[wispy widget]

Btw, i didnt make that up, I did the math

[tawdry token]

We would like to have clues like good old days before the full announcement, that brings the hype even higher when the actual reveal happens

[tropic leaf]

If i had a million, I could go through with my plans to build a trophy pheasant farm and sell them to rich hunters

[glacial dune]

I would invest my money and then live a comfortabler life

[nimble patrol]

Eh, pretty similar to any other pine forest in the deep south

[tropic leaf]

Am I going to be locked in the basement again for this patch?

[ocean lagoon]

good answer lol

[glacial dune]

Is Florida the Deep South

Ponder this question

[wispy widget]

No

[quasi thunder]

That's much better then

[tawdry token]

Antarctica is

[wispy widget]

I held a presentation on the topic in 10th grade so I'm basically a expert

[tropic leaf]

I would love to buy the property I'm living on and put in an actual house

[wispy widget]

Then what 😭

[tropic leaf]

And I can finally get a PC

[glacial dune]

Do you want my pc

[tropic leaf]

Yeah sure I'll take it

[dark barn]

accidentally got my kerbal stuck in a solar orbit and i cant get him back to earth for 84 years

[wispy widget]

Not in this economy 😭

[quasi thunder]

Than the other "American measuring" I've seen

[glacial dune]

9700x3d 5070 32gb ddr5 2tb storage

[ocean lagoon]

bros mad cuz he cant measure in baby blue whale

[tropic leaf]

If i got the property reassessed itd only be like 45k max

[shrewd apex]

Tbh there’s a lot of land still out there for somewhat cheap as long as you’re not buying 10,000 acres

[dark barn]

at least they seem happy ig

[nimble patrol]

Mmmm….UV radiation

[wispy widget]

Not everything is bigger in Texas I guess

[tropic leaf]

Idk what these mean ngl

[shrewd apex]

They look traumatized and scared

[dark barn]

linfreys geeked tf out

[ocean lagoon]

if youre buying in like ny its obviously gonna be expensive but like if youre willing to live in like the deep south or in the middle of nowhere you can lwk get a lot of land for pretty cheap

[wispy widget]

It's 87500 baby blue whales

[glacial dune]

pc parts

[quasi thunder]

[shrewd apex]

Both this and the pic prior 100% confirm this

[glacial dune]

87500 bbws?

[wispy widget]

For Elon Musk 87500 baby blue whales are peanuts

[shrewd apex]

Basically. Even then, I’ve heard good things about prices in upstate NY lol

[tropic leaf]

I understand what 2 tb storage is, but I like couldn't even begin to guess what the other things are

[shrewd apex]

There’s spots everywhere they’re just not typically in easily accessible/busy areas for obvious reasons

[tropic leaf]

I'm not very computer literate ngl

[quasi thunder]

I've lost completely all of the threads of this conversation

[ocean lagoon]

yeah fs but some of my co workers and clients complain about the fact that they cant afford to live in NYC

[shrewd apex]

Why did you decide to try to hold onto them
You know that’s a losing game

[ocean lagoon]

its like gng no one can actually afford that 😭

[shrewd apex]

I mean… yeah. NYC is far different than the rest of NY 💀💀

[glacial dune]

I own a skyscraper overlooking Central Park

[tropic leaf]

We're talking about how awesome east texas is and why no one should move here so I can have it all to myself

[ocean lagoon]

yeah absolutely

[glacial dune]

But i only use it to drive property prices around me up and I don’t put benches for the homeless to sleep on

[ocean lagoon]

too late already bought the whole thing

[shrewd apex]

But also make an east Texas map in COTW? ✅

[wispy widget]

For Elon musk...
Ok I'll shut up

[glacial dune]

Yeah we are best buds

[tropic leaf]

Rich people in east texas, please let me use your land to hunt🙏

And explore

[ocean lagoon]

no

[tropic leaf]

I love hiking

I saw a bobcat out here once

[glacial dune]

The treadmill with 40* incline is calling

[shrewd apex]

Are you a rich person living in east Texas?

[wispy widget]

At least we're not transphobic and we don't even do the Hitler salute

[shrewd apex]

Oh lord let’s not

[wispy widget]

Someone should give us a trophy

[ocean lagoon]

no 😔

[wispy widget]

Ok I'll shut up fr

[ocean lagoon]

dont even start son

[glacial dune]

No all you get is a crumbling society and exorbitant inflation

[tropic leaf]

January😭

[glacial dune]

Idk what that word means

I just pulled it out of my brain

[wispy widget]

Idk either

[wispy widget]

DW itr true

That's Lowkey why you should worry

[old lion]

HELL NO

[tropic leaf]

I need some deer meat so i can gain weight

[shrewd apex]

Yea cmon help the kid out

[ocean lagoon]

you can have the rancid coyotes that got shot last night seamus

[shrewd apex]

How could you decline such an offer

No 😭

[tropic leaf]

I hate coyotes

[shrewd apex]

Bad timing

[tropic leaf]

They are my mortal enemies

[shrewd apex]

Didn’t y’all burn those anyway? 😭

[glacial dune]

Where are the minimods at to tell us to go to off topic

Usually they would appear by now

[ocean lagoon]

yeah in laws lit those jokers up

[shrewd apex]

Lmfao nice

[tropic leaf]

Erm guys, this is a #🦌︴general conversation

[glacial dune]

I heartily agree that we should not move channels

[dark barn]

#🦝︴off-topic

[ocean lagoon]

bruh you summoned them

[tropic leaf]

I cant wait for the new map channel

Shenanigans will happen

[glacial dune]

#🦡︴cotw-scotland

[shrewd apex]

It’s not necessarily cause for #🦝︴off-topic considering nobody is here talking about COTW anyway lol it would be an issue if people were derailing cotw talk lol

Typically that’s how that goes lol

[glacial dune]

That’s what I’m saying

[shrewd apex]

Hopefully better than Scotland channel

[glacial dune]

Scotland channel closed on my birthday…

[ocean lagoon]

literally

[wispy widget]

https://tenor.com/view/woodcock-thehunter-thehunter-call-of-the-wild-cotw-call-of-the-wild-gif-3967747706561600564

[shrewd apex]

Has anyone actually given a legit guess as to what the new one will be

[tropic leaf]

Very underwhelming, askiy chat was funner

[dark barn]

Scotland 2

[tropic leaf]

Uuuuuhhhhhhh

China maybe?

Mongolia perhaps?

[nimble sequoia]

me want mongolia

[wispy widget]

Sundarpatan chat was peak

[ocean lagoon]

no i think most people are trolling so they cant be wrong lol

[tropic leaf]

Chile perchance?

[glacial dune]

We will be influencers on the Great Barrier Reef and our mission is to destroy the ecosystem and kill all the fish and crocodiles

[shrewd apex]

It’s an opinion based thing 😭

[tropic leaf]

If vivi told me what it is, would yall believe me?

[shrewd apex]

Seems this is a popular suggestion
Were there any feedback posts abt it??

I remember a couple but it’s been a while since they archived

[glacial dune]

I just want musk deer remodel

And I will be satisfied

[nimble sequoia]

yes

[ocean lagoon]

no like i mean like instead of making a legit guess theyre trolling so when the map does come out they arent wrong

[nimble sequoia]

bebal made one

[ocean lagoon]

at leats some people are

[shrewd apex]

That’s what I thought

[tropic leaf]

At leats

[dark barn]

i still believe in my Galapagos thread🤞

[terse totem]

Ppl are thinking its mongolia apparently

[long otter]

One more kill then 400 into fallow

[tropic leaf]

Galapagoose when?

[wispy widget]

Check DMs

[old lion]

seamus i wouldnt believe you if an archangel told you

[shrewd apex]

That was an absolute cesspit lmfao like your idea was fine, if a little risqué, but holy the responses lmfaooo

[desert grail]

😬

[wispy widget]

Please no

[glacial dune]

No I don’t want your free nitro disguised as scam link disguised as free nitro

[dark barn]

new bluefooted booby name

[wispy widget]

?

[shrewd apex]

Do they think it’s going to be or are they hoping? Lol afaik we haven’t had anything that’s evidence of the former

[wispy widget]

Now I feel like a scammer 😭

[glacial dune]

Smh my head

[terse totem]

I dont think we have evidence of anything currently 😭

[long otter]

W pressure

[old lion]

we havent been given jack so

i think people are hoping

[desert grail]

thx bro

[long otter]

Lmao

[terse totem]

It could me my house for all i know

[wispy widget]

Gurl if I was a scammer I wouldn't be texting dumb stuff on here but then that's what a scammer would say I guess

[old lion]

lwk we already have my house on missi

also hi goober

[shrewd apex]

I mean… they’ve been posting havent they? Not direct “THIS IS A TEASER” posts obviously but something folks could theorize off
I’m surprised we don’t have more tbh

Usually folks are jumping to conclude things from any spec of info lol

[terse totem]

It could also be posting just because

[old lion]

i havent seen any posting lol

[shrewd apex]

Sure lol

[old lion]

maybe im not on socials enough

[shrewd apex]

Check their socials besides discord

Yeah

[terse totem]

The could post something the day before they reveal a map and it doesnt mean its a leak ot smth

[shrewd apex]

YouTube and Facebook and all iirc
Mainly I just see the YouTube ones pop up in my notifs

[solar edge]

do yall think hm works irl

[old lion]

son

[solar edge]

im grinding for G1 irl whitetail

[old lion]

😭

[shrewd apex]

Not how it does in game, no. We know this for a fact cuz ✨science✨

[solar edge]

oh

[long otter]

400 kills into fallow here are the stats

[shrewd apex]

Cops get em

[old lion]

i like science

[shrewd apex]

That’s crazy lmfao

[long otter]

(No hm) bc ima hm them after my next g1 spawns

[void lagoon]

cookie have u seen my new mms

[solar edge]

im on my 4036 kill i havent had a single rare is the world bug

[long otter]

I ain't hm but I'm keeping 2s in zones I don't like which will be exteriors for when i do hm

[long otter]

Ima cry😭

[solar edge]

im telling god

[solar edge]

HOLY

DEER

[old lion]

this is unreasonably tuff

[long otter]

3 piebalds and 3 leucistics is crazy

[void lagoon]

its even more crazy that i got all 3 of those leucs in 1 day as well bro

my rng luck yesterday was insane

[long otter]

😭

[void lagoon]

now im not getting anything😢

[old lion]

oof

[long otter]

Ooo another lvl 2 in a zone I don't like so exterior

Needa shoot down this other lvl 3

[old lion]

i thought you werent doing hm

[long otter]

Im stacking lvl 2s in zones i don't like for when I do hm

[desert grail]

what app is this?

[long otter]

Cotw companion

[desert grail]

thx

[shrewd apex]

Oh nice they updated counter 2 days ago

Looks much better

[long otter]

Yeo

[old lion]

i lwk have like 3 different apps that i use to count

[long otter]

And so when u add stuff to counters u don't have to go off of it to see ur changes

[shrewd apex]

Hey I mean whatever works lol

[desert grail]

I have the app it's just a search bar where u can look at animals, how do u get the stuff u have with the counters

[old lion]

@ocean lagoon doesnt even use a counter 😭

[long otter]

For mains for fallow ima just pick the zones I like

So I need 11 of them

[void lagoon]

he does his best

[old lion]

goober has to have the least serious camera roll oat

[terse totem]

Someone make a what does he even do with a gemsbok

[terse totem]

A good part if it is 0.5 pics of my friends

[old lion]

and the other part is stupid memes 😭

[long otter]

Wait for fallow is 65-82mg min wait and good to save like lvl 2s?

[terse totem]

Then pics of cool stuff

[long otter]

Bc i have 4 of these in 2 separate zones I absolutely hate

[shrewd apex]

Look at their racks

That’s the best indicator

[nova anchor]

My prediction about the next African map.

[shrewd apex]

If you send a pic I can tell you

[long otter]

Ooo very small lvl 2

[long otter]

I'll send some later and tag u in them gonna go eat dinner

[sage linden]

That would p a lot of people off

[wispy widget]

I hope not, I want real African wilderness

Check out the meat eater episodes on his trip to tanzania

That sums up the vibe pretty well

But you might be right

Would be practical for ew at least

[woven ferry]

mentioned it many months ago lol got ripped to pieces in here for listing all the varieties of different species we havent even got at africa right now. would be amazing

tanzania is the perfect place

[wispy widget]

It really is, so many unique species

Gerenuk would be funny as well

And Eurasian wigeon could go there (please don't tho)

[latent merlin]

hi guys, is the new multi-class wpn pack worth it?

did any of the rifles become the best performes?

[woven ferry]

i got a detailed review of the pack on youtube also one of the new weapons which is the .500 vs the .375

500 is the most powerful rifle now

[latent merlin]

slide me the videpo

video

[nova anchor]

Nubian Ibex and Aoudad. 🔥🔥🔥 RSA is the best opportunity for both mountain species

[wispy widget]

What's RSA?

If we're talking mountain game in Africa I'm definitely going with Ethiopia

Really underated choice

But mountain Nydala, walia ibex, Ethiopian wolf and even more are all potential species

[sonic hill]

I've been testing out the .375 rifle on moose.. double lunging them at 200 without too much effort. It also does something I prefer in bolt actions in this game.. loading one cartridge at a time rather than a magazine, because I usually fire one or two shots before reloading, and it's faster to reload this way than the detachable mag rifles

[wispy widget]

And then a lot of African classics

[nova anchor]

🇿🇦

[void lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/hartebeest-gif-11336427682816902499

[wispy widget]

It's also a map they could pull of well without adding class 10

[wispy widget]

Yes of course ❤️ebeest aswell

[woven ferry]

some of the animals you can hunt in tanzania

https://www.bookyourhunt.com/en/all-animals-in-tanzania

[sonic hill]

anyone ever see a lion eating a wildebeast and think.. i wonder how that tastes?

[woven ferry]

such a wide variety

[void lagoon]

kongoni for tanzania map

[woven ferry]

lions will chase wildebeest in game ive recorded it before but many wont of seen it

[fading magnet]

Probably tastes like a wildebeast

[sonic hill]

i meant when they do it IRL.. i had three lions harassing a level 5 wildebeast I want.. started to tick me off and I just started shooting a bunch of lions out of rage

[wispy widget]

Like warm, raw wildebeest, maybe with a slight rot after a whole

[sonic hill]

honestly.. i find most animals taste the same if their diet is the same, wildbeast probably tastes like every other mid size bovid

also, i still need to get another diamond wildebeast.. i want one in the default color too

the one i got is "gold"

[lone drift]

This guy just doesn’t blink what the hell

I just lost 6 staring contests

[void lagoon]

they don’t have eyelids

[sonic hill]

only land animals i know of that don't have eyelids are some geckos, which is why they lick their eyeballs

[void lagoon]

aww so cute

[exotic needle]

The answer is absolutely delicious btw

Ostrich on top tho

[sonic hill]

I've eaten ostrich already

[exotic needle]

Buffalo is pretty good but can be tough

Kudu and springbok big yum

Crocodile is interesting. Tasty if cooked right tho

[glacial dune]

meat is meat

[tropic leaf]

Alligator is like chicken but juicer and with more natural flavor

[exotic needle]

Tbf I do have a very sensitive taste sense so it all tastes different to me

[exotic needle]

I’d really like to try it

[tropic leaf]

I cant attest to the flavor of raccoon as I refuse to eat any from near a city

[exotic needle]

Yeah I bet that’s an odd one

[wanton zealot]

Fishy chicken

[tropic leaf]

I know how food poisoning and parasites like to get you

Scallops are delicious

[exotic needle]

You know what I didn’t like? Got it in a box of “exotic” meats. Veal. Absolutely not

It tasted so weird

[tropic leaf]

And I'd like to get more scallops

[sonic hill]

IMO, ostrich or emu should become common in the grocery store. Dirt cheap to raise for meat, tastes just like beef

[exotic needle]

I think it’s way better than beef

I’d happily swap

[sonic hill]

for real. If I had land, I'mma raise emu

[tropic leaf]

The most exotic thing I've tried was alligator and it was caught and killed within a mile of where I ate it

[exotic needle]

That’s the best way. My first pigeon was like that. I loveeeee pigeon now

[lone drift]

I ate dirt, oldest food ever eaten

[sonic hill]

i ate a 5,000+ year old recipe for bread

[lone drift]

Water flour yeast?

[sonic hill]

before people started cultivating wheat

[dark barn]

monster. apologise to Stanley right now.

[tropic leaf]

Up in Colorado, the Army grocery stores have some wild stuff. My brother got some elk and bison up there

[sonic hill]

it was made from einkorn

[regal mauve]

theres enough problems with industrial level farming as it is we dont need to add more animals to the list

[lone drift]

Squirrel?

[regal mauve]

top 10 recipes

[sonic hill]

emu solves many of those problems

[exotic needle]

See I also think pigeons are gorgeous and have photographed both feral and racers so 😭😅

[tropic leaf]

There's some beaver and nutria in the lake near me, I'd like to get one soon

[regal mauve]

idk what u mean by this </3

[exotic needle]

Oooo that would be very cool

[sonic hill]

i ate a pigeon before too.. don't recommend

[lone drift]

It sounds like the dutch word for squirrel 😭

[tropic leaf]

I need to make up a cryptid and spread its name around the area

[radiant loom]

Does anyone have a Red deer setup on Scotland?

[tropic leaf]

There was a golden colored beaver in the cove near me

[exotic needle]

Maybe a feral pigeon instead of like…wood pigeon from the countryside?

[sonic hill]

they cost 1/3 as much per pound of meat produced compared to beef, and grow in months, not years, with dozens of chicks born every year. Way, way cheaper and less space required for the same output

[tropic leaf]

If I'm allowed to, I'll stream one of my lake adventures in here

[sonic hill]

farm raised, and still disgustingly strong in flavor

[exotic needle]

Ooo interesting

All of the ones I’ve eaten were wild

[regal mauve]

this doesnt fix any problems with industrial farming and honestly would probably make it even worse, on the unethical levels of chicken compared to cows at that point most likely

[tropic leaf]

@nimble sequoia did you know pirates named a restaurant after their greatest fear?

[dark barn]

yeah but more chicken tendies

[tropic leaf]

Arr bees

[regal mauve]

cant argue against this one </3

[long otter]

I want Scotland for haggis they give money and xp lmao

[regal mauve]

jarvis double the amount of deformed chickens are born

[sonic hill]

if you want ethical, raise it yourself, or hunt it. If you want affordable, you get what is available

[nimble sequoia]

woodchipper

[sonic hill]

woodchipper for hunting duck.. put a decoy inside it and let them fly in

[regal mauve]

dawg but my point is increasing unethical farming doesnt fix any problems????

[sonic hill]

ethical is the least of the problems

[regal mauve]

i think this conversation is over

[tropic leaf]

I want a pool

An in-ground pool would be so fun

[wispy widget]

Minimodders tumbling in there coffins to this

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-strange-zombie-strange-zombie-wake-up-wake-gif-26032279

[regal mauve]

ill build u one

dont u worry

[shrewd apex]

Let’s get pools in COTW

Lettuce swim

[exotic needle]

Saseka safari

[sonic hill]

swimming would solve a lot of issues with some maps for sure

[tropic leaf]

The cotw community should lowk buy a property in East Texas

[quiet sapphire]

what are the different mule deer racks called

[shrewd apex]

But we can’t swim in them and they’re not the sameeeee

To be clear I don’t actually want swimming pools lol

[tropic leaf]

I want a swimming simulator

With deer

And fish maybe

[shrewd apex]

Have I got just the thing for you

Coming soon, 2026, the Hunter: Swimming Simulator With deer And fish maybe

[sonic hill]

how about a swimming simulator with jaguars?

[nimble lake]

Apparently raccoon can taste very similar to pork

[sonic hill]

wouldn't surprise me

[nimble lake]

Which makes sense bc omnivore

[shrewd apex]

I have heard this as well

But more gamey

[quiet sapphire]

Everything tastes like pork or chicken

[sonic hill]

humans allegedly taste like pork too.. also omnivores

[shrewd apex]

No 😭it doesn’t

[nimble lake]

@tropic leaf since it didnt reply to your msg

[quiet sapphire]

or fish

there are only 3 types of meat flavors pork chicken and fish

[nimble lake]

Beef?

[shrewd apex]

That’s not true in the least

[nimble lake]

Also what about gamey

[shrewd apex]

I mean just venison tastes very unique on its own

[sonic hill]

turkey doesn't taste like beef, pork, or chicken

[shrewd apex]

Bison as well- not close to beef pork chicken or fish

[sonic hill]

gamey isn't part of the meat

[quiet sapphire]

i think gaminess is a different thing

yeah

[nimble lake]

Ehhhhhhhhhy

In my experience it tasted quite like beef

[shrewd apex]

Very different to me imo

It’s beef esque with the protein structure but it doesn’t taste like beef

It’s very rich and a lot more fatty tasting

Doesn’t taste like beef at all

[quiet sapphire]

what are these ones called

big and nontypical?

[nimble lake]

Eh ive had bison in a number of recipes

[tropic leaf]

Hmmmmm, I do love pork

[wanton zealot]

Ive seen people call the first one classic

As a refrence to the hunter classic

[nimble lake]

ig tis bc the bison were farm raised they tasted like beef

[shrewd apex]

Same lol idk maybe it depends on how it’s cooked and mainly where it’s from

Yeah maybe

[quiet sapphire]

and the 2nd?

[tropic leaf]

Milky way and dripple drizzle

[wanton zealot]

The other one ive seen referred to as typical even if it isnt one

[quiet sapphire]

The racks friend

[nimble lake]

I really want to eat elk again

[shrewd apex]

Elk is wonderful

[nimble lake]

I wanna try pronghorn eventually

[tropic leaf]

I forgot

[shrewd apex]

Also super different from pork, chicken, beef, or fish lol

[wanton zealot]

Pronghorn is great

[shrewd apex]

Super strong taste

[nimble lake]

My mom insists that pronghorn is ONLY good for sausage

[tropic leaf]

I think classic and typical

[shrewd apex]

Not gamey really but just very flavorful

[shrewd apex]

Quick where’s honse

[sonic hill]

a lot of the gaminess in meat comes after the animal dies and is caused by things like stress before death, resulting in a number of chemicals being put into the blood stream before it's slaughtered

[nimble lake]

THATS WHAT I SAID

[tropic leaf]

This gave me an evil evil idea

[nimble sequoia]

She's wrong

[tropic leaf]

Catfish sausage

[nimble sequoia]

L opinion

i sensed a disturbance in the force and that was it

[nimble lake]

I TOLD HER "I HAVE A BUDDY FROM COLORADO WHO HUNTS THEM YOU'RE WRONG"

And she still insisted

[wanton zealot]

Indeed

[nimble sequoia]

I havent hunted them yet but i am a steward of their lore and know people who have hunted them

hunt's still lined up for this fall though

its gotta be butchered in the field

[nimble lake]

Oh goodie

[nimble sequoia]

none of that dump it in the truck bed and drive 90 minutes home then quarter like you do with deer

hell thats a horrible idea with deer

doubly so with the antelope cause they have a higher body temp

[shrewd apex]

Wouldn’t this just be fish sticks kinda

[void lagoon]

i never realised how boring milky way was bro it looks like they just slapped an image of the milky way onto it

[shrewd apex]

Don’t do that with deer either 😭😭

Sad

[nimble sequoia]

well yes but you see

lazy people

and rednecks

[shrewd apex]

Doesn’t sound ideal in the least lmfao

Yeaaaaa

I’ve seen it. Doesn’t mean it sounds like a good idea lmfao

[wanton zealot]

Now you realize why they got so much backlash for one of the most request g1s at the time

[nimble lake]

So gut it in the field then put it in the trunk

[wanton zealot]

😭

[nimble lake]

Got it

[tropic leaf]

If i did it like boudin, it'd kinda be like a fish jambalaya in a sausage

[nimble sequoia]

gut, skin, and quarter in the field

[wanton zealot]

I forget jambalaya exists sometimes

[tropic leaf]

I'm going to tell my family my idea, they will be proud

[nimble sequoia]

proof of sex is keeping some of the genitalia attached to a quarter

or packing out the head

[nimble sequoia]

want that mf to cool as fast as possible

[void lagoon]

so many potential g1 variations and they go with THIS

[shrewd apex]

Oooh that might actually go hard
Traditional sausage casing or?
Don’t troll with this. That actually sounds delicious. You should make it lol

[nimble lake]

Is quartering when they got all that meat out

[nimble sequoia]

deer run between 101.5 and 103 mostly

pronghorn average 107

[wanton zealot]

Dusky drift goes hard though you cant lie

[nimble sequoia]

when active its closer to 110

[void lagoon]

what one os that

[wanton zealot]

The fungus rac tho was horrid

[wanton zealot]

The black one

[nimble sequoia]

its when you strip away the four limbs, tenerloins, and backstraps

[void lagoon]

i like dripple drizzle pink nose thing

[nimble sequoia]

and leave the ribs and spine

[tropic leaf]

Hmmmmmmm, idk

[nimble lake]

Who would leave a perfectly fine pair of ribs tho

Id smoke those

[wanton zealot]

Could've done a velvet rac ANY OTHER WAY

[nimble sequoia]

they carry damn near no muscle in their ribs

[shrewd apex]

This is dusky drift

[nimble sequoia]

its like entirely fatia

[shrewd apex]

Back when the names were bugged lol

[wanton zealot]

But lets give it infectious bulbs

[tropic leaf]

You mean ball rack?

[nimble sequoia]

SACK RACK

[nimble lake]

Damn so you cant smoke deer ribs like you can beef??

[wanton zealot]

I call it fungus

[long otter]

My fav rack for them from what I've seen

[dense siren]

hello there

[nimble sequoia]

you can theres just hella less yield

[wanton zealot]

Ball rac is the other one

[nimble sequoia]

fat's also really waxy

but pronghorn are littler and leaner

[tropic leaf]

I love how yall were originally opposed to the name😂

[nimble sequoia]

so theres not much gained for taking the ribs

[nimble sequoia]

i recognized the funni after a while

[nimble lake]

Eh whatever gonna use all of the animal anyways

[shrewd apex]

It is pretty gnarly lol

[nimble lake]

Spinal vertebrae could make for some fun decor

[long otter]

Ya

[wanton zealot]

But equally as delicious

[nimble sequoia]

true

[nimble sequoia]

true, and you can boil anything for stock

[tropic leaf]

I hear that spinal fluid can be consumed

[shrewd apex]

Probs cuz people were usin it to be inappropro lol this server is full of kids so 😭 the trouble that can potentially arise from that kinda thing is real

[nimble sequoia]

but yeah pronghorn are great eating

[nimble lake]

Now why the hell

[wanton zealot]

I should've listened when told to not try bobcat

[nimble sequoia]

anyone who says otherwise is just wrong and blaming the animal for their own/other people's poor hunting, butchering, prepping, and cooking practices

[wanton zealot]

Ive had dirt taste better

[shrewd apex]

Lamp anyone

[nimble sequoia]

that cat was rotten

[nimble lake]

They cooked that cat wrong

[nimble sequoia]

like im not capping you billy that cat was going bad

[shrewd apex]

Hook those things up and run some wire thru it
Toss a lampshade on it
Done

[nimble sequoia]

they taste similar to pork and are very tender

[nimble lake]

Did they try to medium rare it like an idiot

[wanton zealot]

It was just killed

Like literally just

Fresh as you can get

[shrewd apex]

Doesn’t mean the meat wasn’t bad tho

[nimble sequoia]

something still had to have been wrong with it, they dont taste like the concept of bitterness

[shrewd apex]

Could have been overly stressed or sick in some way

[wanton zealot]

It wasnt bitter it was just mid

[nimble lake]

You have to season them like this

[nimble sequoia]

did the mf who cooked it season it with anything

[wanton zealot]

I think that was the issue

[nimble sequoia]

or did they do the white people thing and call salt and pepper good enough

[wanton zealot]

It was bland

[nimble sequoia]

oh good lord

[nimble sequoia]

yeah they need some seasoning to draw flavor out

[nimble lake]

Im ngl whenever i make chicken i use waaaayy too many spices

[nimble sequoia]

and also should ideally be cooked in some kind of fat

beef or pork tallow, butter

any cooking oil even

[nimble lake]

Im talking like i straight up put 7 spices in there

[shrewd apex]

Tbf, on the right things salt and pepper can be good to simply enhance flavor but most things def benefit from more seasoning

[wanton zealot]

It was but no seasoning

Like 0

[nimble sequoia]

😭

[shrewd apex]

No such thing

[nimble lake]

Salt, pepper, garlic, onion, old bay, whatever the hell i find in the cabinet

[wanton zealot]

Not a lick

[nimble sequoia]

well no meat tastes anything other than bland without seasoning

[shrewd apex]

7 spice minimum is normal around here

[nimble sequoia]

even elk would be mid if you roasted it and didnt season it

[shrewd apex]

Mmm elk

[wanton zealot]

I had to dip it in sauce to give it some flavor

[nimble sequoia]

for the love of god its like some people forget garlic, onion, and thyme exist

[nimble lake]

Thyme is great

[nimble sequoia]

also, was the meat dry and tough?

[shrewd apex]

I made pot roast last night 😮‍💨

[wanton zealot]

Was it supposed to be

[nimble sequoia]

no

[shrewd apex]

Rosemary slaps too

[lone drift]

Thyme smells like cough syrup

[nimble sequoia]

supposed to be juicy and tender like good pork

[lone drift]

I kinda like it

[wanton zealot]

Yeah it felt like a regular bit of pork

[nimble lake]

Do you think i can treat a whole deer leg like a rib and smear that leggy in mustard and spices and smoke it

[wanton zealot]

Just flavorless pork

[shrewd apex]

Have you ever smelled lemon or pineapple thyme

That ish is good

[nimble lake]

Hoof and all

[shrewd apex]

Yes

Why the hell not

[wanton zealot]

Crunchy

[nimble sequoia]

the ways no seasoning can ruin a good food

and probably a bit of overcooking

[lone drift]

I was in spain walking around a forest and i walked through some thyme and smelled like cough syrup all day

[nimble sequoia]

too high of heat evaporates the juices out and renders away much of what gives the meat any semblance of flavor

[nimble lake]

Idk i dont think people really keep hooves intact when they put legs in the smoker

But i just wanna be a little feral

[nimble sequoia]

not to say you rare cook it, you only do that if you want 56 parasites and a viral infection

[nimble lake]

And eat a leg like a damn wolf

[wanton zealot]

Coyote wasnt that bad icl

[nimble sequoia]

I think its cause they can harbor surface bacteria that dont die at smoker heat

[nimble lake]

What time of year was that song dog harvested

[nimble sequoia]

song dog

peak name

[wanton zealot]

Spring

[shrewd apex]

Ah yea no I assume you’d be cleaning it and taking some bits off

[nimble lake]

Interesting...

[quiet sapphire]

go roe has 5 furs?

[nimble sequoia]

6

[wanton zealot]

6 furs 6 racs right?

[quiet sapphire]

which am i missing

[nimble lake]

Well what is the optimal way to cook a whole leg then (obviously assume no fur)

[shrewd apex]

I’ve seen folks cook things whole with the hooves not necessarily… the way it would be when you just kill it, but they’ve done something to it
Maybe degloved the hoof itself?

[lone drift]

67 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[wanton zealot]

Ban happie

[lone drift]

My bad

Don’t know what got into me

[nimble sequoia]

Moonmarked i believe

[nimble lake]

What

[wintry sage]

I give em to the dogs

[tropic leaf]

Idk

[nimble lake]

We eating glue broth

[wanton zealot]

Deer toes

[shrewd apex]

Dunno as I haven’t done it myself personally. I know they’re referred to culinarily as trotters though, so you might look for recipes with that in the name

[nimble sequoia]

oh yeah thats what the hooves used to be used for

gelatin rendering'

[quiet sapphire]

and 4 racks? 5?

[nimble sequoia]

6

[quiet sapphire]

What

[shrewd apex]

See if someone out there has smoked exclusively the feet/hooves and how they treated them, then compare with how you’d cook the whole leg itself

[wanton zealot]

36 different combos

[wintry sage]

they make good chew toys

[quiet sapphire]

what are people calling them all

[nimble lake]

I NEED TO CHEW THIS

[shrewd apex]

I pray this becomes a reality for you broski

[nimble sequoia]

various names

[wintry sage]

i dont know what would strive a person to eat that tho

[bronze needle]

Racks are very similar for me

[nimble sequoia]

like theres been nothing exactly agreed upon lmao

[nimble sequoia]

a few are close but they vary wildly

[shrewd apex]

Hunger? Curiosity?

[nimble lake]

I would eat chicken legs if given the opportunity as well

I'm just a hungry feral boy okay

[shrewd apex]

You would thrive here

Asian markets. Plenty of em. Good for chicken legs n feet

[nimble lake]

I gotta channel my inner wolverine

[shrewd apex]

Lots of collagen and good nutrients

[nimble lake]

And crunch some bones

I ate some fried chicken bones earlier actually

It was delicious

[quiet sapphire]

is there an image / collection of the different racks

anywhere at all

[nimble lake]

Do not ever deploy me into texas or florida bro i'd be eating everything in sight

[nimble sequoia]

jinx

[nimble lake]

I'd become the next cryptid as someone spots this feral man eating a nilgai raw on the side of the road

[bronze needle]

I only eat venison steak and venison dumplings

[quiet sapphire]

much appreciated

[tropic leaf]

No unicorn roe rack is sad

[wintry sage]

no burger meat? its good in chili and stuff like that

[nimble lake]

Deer burgers 🤤

[shrewd apex]

This is kinda disappointing ngl when I saw they said that every rack will be unique I was expecting them to actually be unique lol not the same couple archetypes we always get

[tropic leaf]

Dear burger,

Get in ma belleh

Sincerely,
Seamus

[wintry sage]

lol

[nimble lake]

Basically every American ever

[nimble sequoia]

durger

[bronze needle]

People here rarely eat burgers. And considering the taste of venison, a beef patty is 100% better

[tropic leaf]

Shartdurger

[nimble sequoia]

shut

[nimble lake]

Waaaaaaait let me cook for a second

[tropic leaf]

@nimble patrol

[nimble lake]

Imagine cooking one of these

[tropic leaf]

They're taking the Hobbits to isengard

[nimble lake]

Or these

[tropic leaf]

I wonder what theyd taste like?

[wintry sage]

you add beef fat so it taste pretty similar and you dont have to make it into a hamburger anything youd use ground beef in

[shrewd apex]

Not me stealing this cuz I love stegos

[nimble lake]

Deer chili 🤤

Elk meatloaf 🤤