#🦌︴general
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Okay
I don’t do work😭
True it was like 12h ago
12hs worth of messages
Swiss are good
Do u like provolone
this guys level 310 in my mp server i thought the cap was 60
It is. That's a modder
Get out of it
Who wanna play im on PlayStation
Oh
#🦌︴find-a-game is the place!
Yo id love to hunt soon
Red Bull works miracles
whats the point of even going past the cap makes no sense to me
They have a reason but I'm not stating it here. No one needs to get any ideas
hm interesting, i thought might be for skill points but i thought after a while you dont get anymore so no clue
Anyone wanna help me get outposts please
I’ve texted in 2 chats the find game tips and help and this
And its not even been 5 minutes dude
Ok you don’t need to get mad?
Have some patience 😅
Lizards are such interesting creatures
She believes the spray bottle brings rain therefore she must launch at the spray bottle like a anti air system
I wanna keep this cheese topic alive so badly but I don't have za energy
I used to love this game
On pc it feels so weird and can’t get my stuff from console over
Yea
Cotw don’t allow that
I've scoured my layton lakes map and only found 36 whitetail drink zones
Isn't there supposed to be double that amount
Yall i was just listening to some music on spotify, then "Garys song" from spongebob comes on and...i cried...
I shot a black gold boar and it was a female will it mess my grind up
No
K good
Damn man
What’s a 7-very hard?
maybe gold
Just a gold or silver right
Yea kinda thought so
can these beavers stop felling trees as io place my last tent
so i gotta drive all the way back to the spot
Its probably in an unstable spot. You might need to move it a little bit
Since pheasant fly away immediately how do you know you’ve spawned a great one
Spot em before they flush
Maybe I’m just like really bad at the game but mine are flying away immediately
Aren’t you supposed to like put the tents right on top of them?
thats probably the issue
hi saul, i have 400 zipties
No. Tents go 200-250m away from any zone you want to hunt
animals spook from a radius of about 200m when you fast travel to a tent or outpost
cool 😁 so who are we kidnapping
the wildlife
Not the wildlife. What are their crimes
And then you walk up into the water fowl blind and shoot them?
in all seriousness tho its cause going out into the wild with no way to affix things together is a bad idea lol
keeping them all in one batwing with my paracord
when i get the paracord that is lmao
Or any blind you set up. The blinds can be pretty close. Tents cannot.
kidnapping objects
lmao
Ok thank you so much no wonder I’m doing terrible 😅
Try to pick a zone you like hunting. Set your marker to that zone location and track 200-250m away, set your tent down. You can place your blind 50m away (idk if you can go closer, I personally keep it at 50 cause I've had birds sus me out any closer) 50 is good range for most shot guns. Go away from the spot/reset time to the zones time and slowly/ quietly get into your blind, spot them, get your dog (if you have a pointer) to flush em, and shoot. Pheasants will only give e you a trophy if theyre in flight.
Objection. Thats clearly an oval
tru
Hi. I play cotw on steam. Does anyone else have a problem with cotw crashing whenever a buddy leave a xbox party chat or even a discord call? It's really irritating me everytime my buddy decides to hop off my game crashes.
Go to somebody want to help me find my wolf sounds I cannot find them
🙏 thank you
lowk thought this was bread
Looking for something to play with in general cuz no one shouldn't find a game
panini beaver
Whats max score for fallow?
293.64
270.72
bros scared to turn around
if you have a .22lr, shoot it near it
thats what i was ab to do lol
Or blow a call
Nice heavy wide rack on that
You'll get another one he ain't going no where
i hopped out of the stand and they respawned in the same spot?
And mule deer only respond to the bleet
nvm it was a dif herd that spawned right there
Boo!
lol i botched this guy but still taxin it
bro he would have been a huge dimond
i havent seen that rack yet
😭
i had to swich to a xbox to a pc and i was 2000 kills into a grind
I bet that affected trout populations
wdym
never heard of it
is autozone still open
Across from the Waffle House
yo he a skinwalker
why yukon so modded 💔
Wdym
So, apparently, if you shoot a duck across a river, then fast travel to the other side of the river to collect it, the duck may end up reviving, flying over 2km away and dying again. Thank God for the Bloodhound. 💀
Ran almost 3km across the map to collect this thing.
Literally doing a check in before sleep and this shenanigans is the first thing I see lmao
No shooting ducks then fast traveling. Noted 😂
I never shoot ducks but good to know
Oml harlequin ducks are SO fun
Idk if its the nordin 20SA or the way they fly or what but they are insanely easy to pluck straight outta the air
what the hell, just joined a multiplayer where every tiger is legendary, i'm scared
Modded lobby. if you see things like that, leave that multi immediately
IYKYK
Sounds modded
Like I want to say this is extreme. But for a diamond mallard drake. I'd do all that without clothing in snow and freezing water. 😅🤣😂 Im just cursed.
Anyway Did the most recent update and fur updates end up making Red Bobcats no longer uncommon? Because I'm seeing allot more all of a sudden.
Then walk his skin
Lol what's going on here she ain't ded?
Shoot it again
Hi where czn i report a problem.please as im.on xbox series s and I have all maps however there no animal tracks, no animal calls.and well basically.nonanimals??? Is anyone e else experiencing this ?
If you're having technical issues, please create a ticket with our support team.
You can also look for people with the same issue in #1062059141436297246.
Try customer support!
What is the new badger event?
why is a damn diamond blacktail so hard to get
just spotted my first 5 100 kills into the grind
Oh ur a fellow blacktail enjoyer?
I have set up blacktail grind on layton, you're free to hop on it if you want
It has 4s and 5s
Per every zone
Just don't blow up the zones i setup all the stands and tents
Alr got my dime from it
hello
Hello
I joined a modded reserve last night without knowing it was modded, I shot a lion and a wildebeest, both of which were albino diamonds, I thought I had gotten incredibly stupidly lucky with 2 super rare fur types, but when I went to harvest I saw that they both were diamonds and it was clearly modded in. I didn’t harvest them and promptly left, I don’t understand why people mod the game like that
I didn't even shoot. Saw like 20 tigers standing in the same place, just observed and got close. Soon as they growled at me i hit Esc -> Exit to main menu 😂
german wanted
Oooofff, yeah I took the shots on mine, they were in relative proximity to each other too, which now that I think of it, is a bit odd but. I’m sure if we’d have harvested, we’d get like 5k cash for them, I remember I harvested something on a modded server when I first started and it had a super high price tag on it
Nein
Mine came from me hopping on Layton to practice shooting things with the air rifle at long distances. He was just at a water zone chilling. Never hunted blacktail aside from beginner missions so idk where he came from 🤣
Indeed, grats free trophy lol.
Lol
Anyone else have a 10GA in their loadout rn?
STOP CLICKING LINKS
If only
Yeah, I put the 10ga Strandberg in my load out, swapped it in for the Cacciatore 12ga
Oh...nice...
It works pretty well, and it’s semi auto which is nice
Please guyz i want anyone to help me fast if anyone can dm me please for godd
I suggest putting a bot that simply auto detects any links that are not common and generic or known
that being said, why are new accounts allowed to post any link at all
Can.. can you not ask us here whatever you need help with?
Bro if your not interested dont talk
a lot of the accounts that get scambotted are not new
sooooooo
@mental bane can u come
Prvt please
😭
Ask here or in #🦌︴help-and-tips
What do you need?
what do you even need help with?
@azure crag im at the lake map but i cant find a place to put my duck and cover lures
I cant put the decoila
I cant find places to put them
Yo Vasquez
I got a another diamond and a piebald lvl 2 do i shoot it
brb gonna get some blood pressure meds
I heard playing games that need focus adds blood pressure
@azure crag what ?
But under meds ur fine
not for games
Moderating a chat is probably the thing causing the high blood pressure😂
Can u stop pinging people it's plain rude and disturbing
Ok so the yellow and red zones on this map are mallatd need zones to hunt. Red are the better areas. Personally, for decoys and blinds, I think the area I circled in blue is ideal. Find anywhere in that area with a decent vantage point and set up.
Te awaroa clears
Right but he's asking about Layton
Vasquez do i shoot a piebald 2
Actually. Agreed. Got a dime there just last night. The mallards hang with the Fallow so it's an easy 2-for 1
Always yes no matter the level
Even if a doe?
Huh... After careful consideration and thought I have come to the conclusion that I have an unhealthy bison and bison like murder addiction, that and I may hate small game lol.
Yes
Alright
Btw how is scotland as a map? Figure enough time has passed with it now.
Top 3 best designed maps
Tis amazing
I got my first g1
Holding my #1 spot
Sweet may need to find a way to grab it then.
Also I am starting my day with boar hunting I don't care
No work until I kill some boar
As far as map design specifically goes, especially for my shooting style, it's #1. The species variety is also incredible, and they all fall within my desired species range. It and Salzwiesen Park are the only two maps where every single species is on my list.
Well, except for wild boar. I don't hold interest with pigs.
So you find them boaring then?😂
They're always hogging the spotlight
but the g1s are so pretty
Speaking of g1s I just got my first g1 moose
Tbh if they were class 4 I might be more tempted to go for it.
What class are boars again?
5
Class 5
Oh still in 308 range we cool.
When Warthogs get a G1 might go Pumba hunting though.
Speaking of, Meerkats in Africa 2.0??
Meerkats, Hyena and Hippo, oh my!
Setting up is kinda slow
Best thing you can do is keep going. The more you do it, the more efficient you'll get
True thanks
You got tents and tripods?
Yes
Ah, good then those make grinds so much faster.
Perhaps let the person decide if they are bothered, instead of speaking for them
I'm at work
Sorry
Kk
All goooood! But most people will speak up, promise. 
Anyone can ping me an unlimited number of times, as quickly as they like.
All discord notifications are turned off so I don't get an alert anyhow. 😂
Yeah pinging people directly becomes an issue when its random - not talking to that person already - or that person complains.
-# I seriously need a new nodding animated emoji... idk where my old one went
How do i see my latest harvest i forgot to taxi a piebald
Go to a tent
You'll have a trophy manager menu option
Don't you need to save it for that?
Alright
I set mine per server since I've done so much mod/community stuff. I have to actually pay attention to some things sometimes 😂
Not if it's your last unclaimed harvest
As long as you don't harvest another animal you can recover it in the trophy manager
Wish i knew that before😭
I taxied it
-# y u think I live on dnd
In the tent or outpost
Time for breakfast... then pig hunting
I messed up my first and second 8-Mythicals yesterday lol. Rushed my shot on both and missed all the organs
They never died
Yeah dude you really lucked out both with zone quality and placement. First dime after 1 full rotation, and having 4 zones sitting within range of 1 tripod is killer.
At least you can try again then.
Only for one, the kangaroo was in multiplayer, the red deer was on my Scotland map
And I tracked the red deer for 2 and a half hours before I gave up
If I miss an organ shot on a possible diamond I often just back out of the game instantly. No death + it comes back to the zone sometimes, though i suppose that can be considered kind of cheatingish.
True btw do i restart my game for respawns
He was an interior decorator
No, just do a full rotation and they'll respawn. It takes 15min or so.
White furs will do that to you 😭
-# stares in turkey
I have a piebald and albino blacktail deer both diamond
cos mustelids 😦
hehehe
I think I'm due to assassinate the haggis. Anyone got a screenshot of it's vitals?
Really
yup
Omfg that is hilarious
Just sniped 6 fallow from 3 zones
It's class 3 right?
Ur methods work so goodly
I think haggis is class 2?
Even better
yeah 2
Trusty Frost or reaper covers both xD so. Either class
So does the Vasquez Cyclone .45 Air Rifle
True
I've been solely using that rifle....im still struggling but I think im kinda sorta (not really) understanding range shots...but if the deer doesnt immediately drop I've found it lives. So....still learning.
What shots are you going for?
Last night I tried to stay in 150-200m range. Trying to fine-tune those shots before I go further. Im jist trying to see how the dots work so like example I'll aim a dot on the head and shoot. If it hits I'll see where it actually hit vs where I aimed and go from there. I aimed at a bucks head and it ended up hitting his brisket?? So i had to trail him for a while to kill him
There is a free shooting range in hirschfeldon.
I did get 3 instadrops from 200m after missing a new shots. But slowly learning how to gage distances with it
Shooting ranges dont help me much for some reason. Live on the field does
I also dont mind botching a bunch of deer on a map I dont play much
And in parque
I don't believe parque is free is it? unless they made it free in a recent update, I don't get those.
No parque isn't
He meant its a range included in the base game - aka free
Ahh mb
yo what is this new com challenge 🫤😭
Idk haven't opened the game yet lol
A 5 SPAWNED
Do i stack it
Or shoot
It's a 238-280
@azure crag
Do i stack or shoot
It's a mid rack
238-280
Nope.
Remember, game is coded.
And G1 is separate RNG.
So nope.
Yup.
so why set up sones for farming?
why not run around and kill all? sorry if its a dumb question
Quicker better
Can we please stop saying the game is coded. 😭 It gives the wrong impression
G1 spawn chances are determined by %chance on repawn but only on respawns you harvested. If you dirty grind (kill, reset map without harvesting to force respawn, repeat) none of those kills can respawn as G1.
ok bet thanks!
This is literally just a fact.
Why do people stack then
And is going to start issues every single time. Just stop phrasing it like that
Memes. Look at all these dimes!
For fun
or if they dont want to spend more time
in other zones
Oh
Kk il shoot
No it's not, all games are coded, and if I get banned for saying that so be it.
My guy 😭
Do i let my cousin shoot i don't wanna but
You literally only try to be difficult don't you
It's his turn to shoot a diamond
The wording is suspect is all she's saying. You're speaking facts but, you know...
Well I guess indifference is an emotion.
WE FINALLY CRACKED THE GUY
Is trolling technically an emotion?
Pop! Goes the Dado
Oh my god he's funny too
I would guess that is is nice to set up the map anyway so that whatever you are killing are all going to be higher rank high income possible diamonds?
I guess it's like saying the game can't support cross-play due to the way it's coded, but language is a finicky beast especially when it comes to translations and such
Man
That took like
Months
Even before I i met u guys
I was just spectating
And dado never cracked
Except, he's said he's saying its coded because of stats that he's tracked from his own play not because of the actual code. If he was talking about the actual code, it would be against the server rules cause 9 times outta 10 its about datamined stuff.
Which is why the phrasing is such an issue and always will be 😭
Oh, for sure. I don't even have a dog in this fight, I play the game as it was meant to be played from 2017 lol
They don't wish us to crack the code man, It's a conspiracy just the man trying to keep us down.
How is it meant to be played?
My bow doesn't pew. Its more like thwack
The first trailers were all about stalking and taking that perfect shot. I guess I gel more towards the whole stalking a singular prey rather than decimate the entire populations lol
I mix it up a lot
Then you sir are a kindred spirit of mine
I just go for a walk then something dies, rinse repeat. Take a screenshot occasionally
There's no proper way to play regardless. Though I wonder what would happen if the source code was leaked and people made similar games using it.
I'm one of those type of people that will prone myself 100m away from an animal and sneak in with the half-stick trick to get extremely close shots on an unsuspecting Roe Deer.
You don't even have to sneak with those guys 😂
Just walk up and give 'em a hug
Snap. Based
Maybe I like crawling through muck ;)
So
Against the leaker sure. Using source codes is not against law for educational use.
Dados a troll bot
Similar thing happened with Sweden's ThePirateBay where piracy was illegal in America, but wasn't illegal in Sweden.
... using someone elses intellectual property is absolutely illegal
So TPB team just said "suck it lol".
He's been programmed to say code every paragraph
I wish.
Like
Literally makes his life about being difficult I swear
Nice try bot ;)
Trouble causing tbh
I definitely gave fallow grinding a shot once, although I did it 100% different than most here will do. In the end I got a fallow G1 but not sure if I enjoyed the process lol. Would love a G1 of every species though, maybe when I'm done unlocking all the maps on my new Xbox playthrough, and maybe once I'm done getting a diamond of every species 🙂
Everyone's interesting to some degree
Want a cookie recipe too? That's what bots do don't they? 
Interesting and unique
You could just bake the cookies too I'm lazy
🤷🏻♂️
I started a red one and it made me not touch the game for 6 months. And I didn't even get my g1. One and only time never again. :)
Thought that was gonna be a recipe
Nah just him being a pain. I'm out of that game lol
Ain't got the energy to fight walls
I love how you're so sure you're always right.
Dado sees walls like neo in the matrix. Covered in code
Its definitely only something you should do if you enjoy it.
I need gif permissions
I'm having a blast with my boar g1 grind
Skill issue.
Ooo bacon
Yeah I can understand the appeal but I'm too casual for it.
💯
Anyway. Think I'll give sundarpatan another go tonight. Bought 3 maps at Xmas and it's been my least Fave. Hopefully tonight it clicks
@junior marsh I will also inform you that you can find leaked national security level threats of documents of warmachines, mainly planes and tanks in a game called War Thunder.
People have those in their local drives, and yet, they're not jailed or sued, surely someone having a source code of a game will be. 
Me to with my fallow 1
Erm I think she just said you'd be banned. Nothing about jail 😄
No i meant about source codes where hypothetically someone leaked any game's source code.
I presume they are trying to talk to me 😂
Like how it happened with some games.
I shall enjoy my freedom. Boar G1 #4 here we come!
I dunno dado. Nor do I really care despite replying to you :)
GL
Well I don't care either, I was just proving her wrong. 🤷🏻♂️
That's nice
That would be sweet
Even though I've previously got motion sick from VR I'd give it a bash
I have yet to even try VR because I get motion sickness in most 1st person sim games lol
One of the prettiest games on the market with VR support would be cool
I'd love to play things like house flipper and power washer 😭
Yeah same issue. Apparently affects 10 percent of people
But it only takes like 5 minutes and I have to lay down I'm so nauseous
Yeah it ruined my day last time I tried it. It was a driving game that set me off
I hate it so much. Especially since I legitimately love sim games
I get nauseous when plying planes in War Thunder in 1st person - simulator view, but those are fast and at heights. And very maneuverable. VR in COTW would probably be slow enough to not feel nauseous.
Thankfully there are a few I can get away with for longer stretches but they always catch up to me
Yeah cotw is slower paced I think I'd possibly be ok
Okay after shooting my uncle's .280 AI I want one in game
Also COTW needs more gamemodes and organized events.
Like driven hunts events. Maybe alot of players events, etc etc.
Perhaps if they're willing to do more fictional animals we could get special animals for holidays?
They don't even need to add fictional ones. There are a lot of real ones that they did not include.
interesting shot
I have mentioned this like twice before but most cryptids are actual animals, could always add them, like the black beast I think it's called (black hound that ate people in England the legends say)could make it just a Mel wolf or something
Click the map get an animation of the hunter going to sleep. Get a full fictional hunting zone with mythical animals and weapons but when you wake up you have no experience, money, trophy or weapon gains lol.
You can have a trophy room in your dreams.
What kind of shot is that
vertical heart shot
It appears to be a heart one.
But it didn’t hit the heart, at least on the xray 
Man way up, deer way down. Bullet go Zooooooom
right, who knows what’s correct, the hitboxes are usually weird
i found all my foxes
Don’t we know it, I’ve gotten shots that make me question how it died
I've had head shots not count. Game can be jank at times.
2 things-
1- Expansion can, to a very small degree, trigger hits on organs you get really close to, even if you don't make direct contact. Even the polymer rounds have some expansion.
2- X-ray is weird sometimes.
✨ m a g i c ✨
Magic my booty
Oh sweet I can download video clips directly from PS to my phone. No need to upload every clip to YT to share it anymore.
Sicckkk
I use Medal personally, it gets done what I want done
But damn, that’s a good shot
The PS app has it's own Captures setting to automatically upload screenshots and clips to the app so you can just rip them directly. Huge ups because until now I've been sending all of my screenshots to myself in a message, then going into the app and downloading them 😆
Yeah, I know people who have to go through YouTube to get their clips situated, that’s just an unnecessary step in my opinion
Jackilope- rabbit with antlers
Mothman- melanistic owl
Chupacabra- hyena
Beast of Exmoor- melanistic lioness
Grafton monster- hairless bear
Ozark howler- puma with antlers
Wampus cat- six legged puma
Hogzilla- large boar
Quick ideas I came up with
Yeah and when a server like this has a no advertising policy I can't use my YT to share clips 😭
You can’t share clips that have the YouTube in it huh
Wampus Cat? You mean a Cattywampus?
Half of the cryptids in existence are just wolves or mountain lions 💔
the game engine is to old for it
i really don't want a jackalope
but given the fact haggis exist i feel like they kind of threw realism or groundedness out the window (i say that as if they didn't ever since we got the GOS)
i'd be fine if it was like in classic where it's a limited time event animal
I love medal. It's now my exclusive clipping and recording program
Was thinking like a Halloween event for limited time trophies instead of just skins for your equipment
Same, I’ve tried Outplayed, OBS, and medal, and medal just feels more user friendly, OBS was good too, close second. Outplayed is a pile of trash, super buggy
if they want to add some fantastical stuff for an event im fine for that i just don't want it in the normal game
TBF we've had ghost animals and radioactive mutants (to an extent)
@tough peak Your first Fallow dime has been immortalized 😆
I like OBS for streaming, but when doing longer recordings for clips... it's a pain. They have the bookmark feature but unless you pay for a higher end video editor you get nowhere 😅 And medal has the same feature AND an in-program editor that's pretty freakin' solid.
Was such an easy sell for me
Right, and Medal is free
I paid for the premium just to clear the watermark
But its not like the premium is that much lol
Luckily Xbox allows me to grab screenshots and recordings via the app
Happy to support a growing program and platform that fits pretty much all my needs in one place
It isn’t, it’s like 9 bucks a month, you get longer clips, higher res I believe, and the watermark removed
But it has a free option, which is a solid deal for most users
PS5, believe it or not, has a really good video editing application built-in. The problem is complexity limit. It can only handle 100 clips and 59min of video. But when I decide to put actual effort into a video it has everything I need and a bunch of crap I can't comprehend 😆
Less. $96 for a full year is the tier I'm on
Oh damn, I know most things have a better deal for the one lump sum
Longer clips, custom sounds you can add, unlimited storage, higher video quality, no ads or watermarks....
Legit so worth it if you use it all the time. Which I definitely do
Preach
cos i cant be bothered to scrroll back up to reply, i would lowk HATE cotw in vr
imagine being on an atv
FUH NO
Imagine being on an ATV without VR.
The last year the program has seen such awesome improvements to
Look forward to seeing what all they do with it
i'm starting to think they neever added the backup save to xbox
no one has found it
afaik
I took a break from playing games for a bit, and when I returned it was a pleasant surprise to see what Medal has updated to
The new editor is actually amazing. It's now my chosen editor over everything 😅
Making full videos to post elsewhere through it is pretty easy
Then they could add Jeti for any of the snow maps.
The Loch Ness monster in one of the lakes.
An unicorn in forests or wheverer it's supposed to be.
But then again, considering how big loch ness is story wise, I dont think any of our guns can get it down, in the game.
I was trying to lean into more "these cryptids aren't mythical and are just weird animals" but yee
Technically speaking, Dinosaurs are animals and are real.
They could add those as one of the events.
We have crocs which are dinos iirc. Well, distant relative.
They are very much extinct tho, unless they add chickens
And some birds.
Chickens did evolve from the Trex after all
Why'd they have to give it a rock texture 😂
The loch Ness monster isn't even a dinosaur either if you wanna be really specific, it's a marine animal
Its also objectively a fictional story. Dinosaurs aren't fictional.
So there's that.
Howdy
nu uh
no you didnt
The loch Ness monster is just a plesiosaur, allegedly
the wildest thing is its probably based on people seeing greenland sharks occasionally entering the loch from subsurfaace caves that connect to the ocean
I seent it all
its my freind, bob
that and im fairly sure it's also home to large sturgeon
which is basically just
what if concrete block
but fish
Was about to say the radar pings or whatever are just big fish
Any sightings have been faked, just a tourist trap
confish block
this should be on a tshirt
they can be up to like 4 meters long or some crazy size like that and they have literal bone armor so yeah
They're basically living fossils as far as I'm aware
with an ominous graphic of a sturgeon
Except in all the stories of Loch Ness Monster it was as big as a ship and had necks as big as a giraffe.
So those eyewitnesses would have to be on some quality coke and LSD to see that.
I left an injured deer for 5 minutes, I feel like a monster 😭 I thought she was already dead, I was focused on a male
There's a surprising amount of animals still around to this day that haven't changed since the reign of the dinosaurs
im a bigfoot believer :)
Well Crocodiles or Alligators whichever one of them are actual dinosaurs.
Just.. distant.
Actually no, they're related but not the same
today was the day i learnt there is more than homo sapiens for species of humans 😭.
THERE WAS MORE THAN US!?
Well yes.
troglodyte, neanderthal...
Yup, lots of them
Have the quail and magpies finally been fixed, just shot couple dozen of each and all were legit
fishermen's tales + people being horrible at estimating fish size
ive seen people claim that 10" lake trout were two footers
while actively looking at said 10" fish flopping on the shore on the end of a hook
Then add some boredom and potentially some funny substances
We 100% ignored data about this for years because we as a species are extremely self-centered and self-important lol
All respawns turn into normal ones
yes, and at one point we coexisted with at least 7 others
possibly as many as 9
But we are "special" 😂
The magic of hybridisation
lowk i want to go back to that time, i would die, but i want to.
I fear the world made a mistake or the others got smart and got out
only thing that makes us special is unlike our relatives we havent been bulldozed by the sands of time yet lol
can I be bulldozed by the snow of time instead?
Increased intelligence and size tbf
sand is really gritty
The average height has only gotten larger
wouldn't say that's exactly true anymore...
like , tell me this guy would not be chill as hell
athe first part anyways
This is the face of a man that would slime you over some mammoth meat
honestly not even really for size and intelligence is arguable
Legit feel there was luck involved ngl
size, yeah
intelligence....questionable
The same guy would force themselves sexually on females and bonk them on the head and drag them to the caves, so i dont know if you consider that chill
Or aliens came in and snagged the others leaving us behind all "yeah no we don't want those" 😂
weve been making standing permanent structures since Homo erectus and weve had the same adult body size since H. erectus had its body size increase around 1.9 million years ago
i mean, he just looks like a chill guy
The funniest thing was that I realized not many people know that humans are also animals and belong to "kingdom animalia".
which is adult males being between 5'8" and 6'0" tall and 160 to 210lbs with adult females being 5'0" to 5'5" and 110 to 140lbs
gosh i feel wierd using that meme
Yeah, people have genuinely argued with me over it
So someone getting offended when you tell them they are an animal is funny.
Considering the fact that we literally are.
and that beyond that we are literally just de-haired apes
Advanced animals, sure.
dehaired
The magic of evolving from the same common ancestor
Imma call bald people that now
complex intelligence and the unique advantage of opposable thumbs sure, but still an animal
That depends on evolution theory.
The dehaired men
Thank you for the new insult 😭 🙏
no we are taxonomically apes
we're a primate with no tail
Icl some dinosaurs look kinda yummy
but we have a tail! kinda sorta
that is heavier than like 40lbs
Yes, we are classified as species that belongs to kingdom animalia.
imagine if humans had tails 💀
i mean, we have the tail bone 😭
just docked into nonexistance 😂
We do have leftover scraps of what was once a tail to be fair
Some do
yeah the little tidbits of the coccys that fuse to the sacrum
and some folks are born without that apparently
Some people are born with a condition that causes them to have a sort of "tail"
The what that fuses with the what?
mutation in the genes that code for spinal formation
@nimble sequoia the difference is we cant claim empirically that we are linked to apes or monkeys
It's surgically removed however as it's not natural and is a deformity
makes teeny vertebrae form down there and forms a vestigial tail
Otherwise that would imply darwin's theory is empirically prove
n
That is why people argue
But we are animals though.
That one is for sure.
Here's a fun fact - we're related to literally everything in existence! Just... depends on how close 😂
All life is related one way or another so
well, yesn't; we are apes we just descend from a different lineage than gorillas, chimps, and orangutans
That rock - I'm related to it
its why we're all 4 so closely related
Scientifically you could classify humans as fish due to clades
We share some atoms
an animal with a backbone that uses specialized tissues to obtain oxygen via gas exchange
Isn't the going theory right now that apes and humans all evolved from the same common ancestor?
There's lots of theories
yeah but like waaayyyyyy far back around like 30 million years ago
And technically if you go back far enough I'm sure we share ancestors with a lot of things
cladistics as well as molecular genetics tell us that knuckle walking developed independently twice
Humans didn't come from apes but share the same origin sort of deal
Well we are also very similar to dolphins too. Extremely similar even. Proves nothing really
we had our lineage split from the main group well over 9 million years ago
Fish
We can only claim that we belong to kingdom animalia.
Anything past that is a theory.
not nearly to the same extent as the other great apes though
just keep swimmin' just keep swimmin'
Land life evolved from fish that just learned to walk on land basically
the other great apes are the only species on earth we share 91%+ of our genome with
The fish was like "yeah I walk now gang"
everything else is sub 88% and almost everything above 70% is another primate
This just makes me picture a random fish in a school of them going "f this" and spontaneously growing legs 😂
fun fact, lungs evolved first
There is a fantastic YouTube video on all this and such by Useful Charts. Highly recommend it.
I mean that's more accurate than you'd think
some fish lived in deoxygenated water so they had to surface to breathe air
But misses the dramatic flair
a few developed bony fins and adaptable skin to stay out of water and even move between water bodies
of millions of years this gave us some extroardinarily wierd amphibians
Water was dangerous so lots of fish evolved to go to land to avoid predation, I think anyway
we can definitely say we're apes
guys i know the answer.
We are minions 😦
Water is literally the most dangerous place to be. There are soooo many predators
There was some wild and wonderful predators in the oceans
Well yes, but you're just talking about Darwin's theory. Which is just a theory.
I personally think Darwin's theory is wrong. 🤷🏻♂️
I'd link it but not sure if such things are allowed lol
We are animals of our own. And always were.
we share features with other identifiable hominins, that are also classified as apes
At least to me.
our upright stance, modified hands with shorter fingers, tool making behaviors etc
I'd just give up on that one 😅
started deep back with other hominins
We both agree on each other.
There's still a few living animals that have just refused to evolve even slightly
Specifically kingdom animalia part.
Wtf is going on in here
Just not the darwin's part.
Their stubborness is impressive tbh
Nerd convo and brick wall
Goblin sharks for example are the only remaining species of a long dead lineage of sharks
namely a few like Ardipithecus ramidus and any Australopithecus species
I mentioned how someone got mad when i told him he's an animal because humans are aninals and belong to kingdom animalia species.
So now me and honse are discussing science.
The nautilus has been around since the beginning of ocean life just about
The other homies
We are definitely evolved/related to apes in someway. we js have to be
to be fair, there's solid observable and empirical evidence that Darwin's theory is functionally true or at least close to it given how if two populations of the same species are isolated they take different genetic routes according to the stressors of their environments and eventually become something entirely different
(spoilerd cos skulls)
there's also the several instances where a given island bird has had a subset of its population speciate into an entirely different animal to occupy the niche of another different bird that went extinct
Everything that isn't a plant, mineral or a mushroom is an animal. What 💀
Most people have zero concept of how much time that is from one to the other
Life is just a wonderful mess of "random BS go!"
Its wild
I know, me and Honse agree.
We're having fun.
on one island in the Indian ocean this has happened twice in human history and 5 times total paleontologically
just did the moose mission on te awaroa and didn’t realise it was photo OR shoot so i just lost it forever 🥲
That's why I don't trust birds. Basically shape shifting dinos
DW I did that too
yeah, it happened overnight, DUH. 😭 😂
cassowaries
You should see the cassowary
so frustrating
LITERALLY THE SAME THINKING
I love the "we're nothing like that" arguments. Like yes... THATS WHY WE ARE DIFFERENT NOW 😂
I'd probably be frightened tbh
i thought you said drones 😭
Kiwi have a diabolical noise for such a pathetic bird too
Same thing
We share 20% of the same DNA with bananas so I have to agree.
like our insistence that war is only a human thing
google said 50-60
I kinda want bananas now
glances at all living species of bee, wasp, hornet, and ant
We are 70% water, 20% banana, 10% hubris.
I shooted a big moose but not critical shoot. Will it die? Should i follow
looks at nature oh
I'm not. I'm special
Some apes even wage mini wars no?
chimps
nuff said
just
chimps
they scare me
Chimpanzees, the little devils
Chimps hunt purely to blood the adolescent or as like a game
70% insanity, 20% caffeine, 10% stubborn
Misnomer, it's less. The myth that we share 50% or more had to do with amino acid comparisons rather than DNA, but you know how media and internet love to run with something.
The only animal I think is just genuinely evil incarnate
Like they're the animal I'm scared of the most
Feral cats literally thrive on wars with neighboring ferals
howler monkeys are EVIL
this
Lock me in a cage with a hungry polar bear and I'd be more relaxed than in a cage with even just one chimpanzee

macaques
i dont like em
Don't look too deeply into otters.
i see so many videos of people that get attacked by them for just existing, especially children
Chimpanzees actively engage in torture, and they KNOW what they're doing
on god, if im somewhere in like thailand
am good so at english
and a macaque attacks my child
its unpossible to be better than me
im palming its dumbass face like a basketball
i wanna sleep, but i dont want to wake up at 3am
#RabidHonse
and chokeslamming it into the concrete
very unpossible
whats wrong with thailand
WWE match Vs a monkey 😭🙏
sending him express delivery to meet the lord
Hey don't use buckshot.
i REALLY want to go to somewhere in asia in my life. my 3 places i would want to go to in asia
1)Japan (my favourite country)
2) Thailand
3) Phillipenes
Yo Vasquez
Oi
Wanna join my grind
I've gotten 3 diamonds so far and a rare
By maybe 60 kills
Or 50
Or 45
I am at work for the next several hours bud
Alright btw what do u work
I'm a nuisance wildlife specialist. I hunt little critters thst cause problems.
Ah nice
Smurf cat it's iconic
thats it, i forgor the name
Anyways ima go grind bye guys
Nice was about to start a diamond grind for the euro bison and I just found 1 sitting there lol.
petition to change profession name to Critter Catcher
Silly containment team
Critter Control
gn chat
Glad I don't require tent and tripod setup now 🤣
Critter Convict
She suddenly jumped to me so i directly shooted 😂
anyone on
tryna play?
Ironically enough, even though other species fight and have wars, it is all for survival in terms of food, territory and resources.
Humans are likely the only ones that have fought wars that weren't because of those.
Most of older wars were started because someone insulted king's queen. So just ego.
Idk, every war essentially boils down to the same thing too. We may use ideals as an excuse, but at the end of it all there's always a treasure chest.
How do you know that some ant colony didn't call the opposing colony queen a fatty?
We fight because of pride in a lot of examples. Even when there is nothing else to gain.
Good argument.
Again, that's the excuse to justify the war.
If someone wants to fight they're going to find a reason.
No I mean there are documented wars where the victor left the territories, people, resources.
They just fought for the sake of ego.
Such as?
Part of Jerusalem wars was because of ego between Salahudin and King Baldwin.
Part
Yes ultimately it boiled down to religious domination and territories.
But just an example.
Yo
What yall talkin abt
Political stuff so they mods are probably about to put the smack down on all of us.
Vasquez do i expand my grind
I'm getting ready to bob and weave.
No
I have like 5 zones left
Not political, behavioural and animal talk.
Kk
Humans are animals too.
You're already rotating like 30, keep it at that.
Alright bet
Btw i got za 3rd dim
Dude is cranking out dimes every 20-40 kills and is like "I need more" 😂
I need to stop just finding the diamonds I'm going for so I can make some coin. I can't even buy a tent atm, broke as hell.
Maybe I'll go kill more geese.
@azure crag did u own any of drilling rifles?
IRL i mean
Theres only 1 in game lol
I got a thrift-shop version of the standard grind that I enjoy doing. Instead of setting up tents and Tripods everywhere, I just set tents and carry a pop-up blind with me. Fast travel to each zone, set my blind, shoot, pick my blind up and travel to the next. Saves millions over the course of a few map setups.
No, nothing in my range requires that kind of power lol
Eh I thought drilling rifles are about flexibility not power lol.
2 to 3 barrels of choice. In one gun.
Usually 2 shotgun diff gauges
Then a rifled one.
Why a blind rather then a tripod that gives extra height? Does it do anything special over the tripod?
This would spook the animals when placing a tent afaik.
HUH A LAUGH
The only ones I know of are chambered for large game.
I DID have some fun with a revolver that could take shotgun shells and handgun rounds though. I forgot what it was chambered in but it was called a.. Taurus?
Right, re-read
It's lighter.
They got the tent set already to teleport to it. Placing the tripod/blind may do it though but need to be 250m away anyway for the teleport.
Ah tyty.
Interesting. But if it was normal rounds it would have to be rifled right?
If its rifled inside the barrel how does it use shotgun gauges?
Wouldn't have to be, handguns have short barrels to begin with so rifling benefits them less than. Well.... a rifle.
Unless u mean smoothbore.
Makes sense, thanks.
Well I just was checking the drilling rifles and in general they are 2 barrels of 12ga and one 7.62 rifled for example
That seems very flexible in one gun.
YO A PIEBALD SPAWNED
One issue.
They're 8k a piece new.
Its the merkel ones.
What does the difficulty mean? I've seen lvl 3 difficulty that has been diamonds
2 rares 3 dims under 60 kills
They're a work of art too though.
Varies by species, but it's a rough indicator of both quality and actual animal awareness.
For Whitetail, a level 3 is a diamond potential. They're more aware than level 1-2 whitetail. Especially the females.
That's why notoriously difficult species tend to range up to difficulty 9; They're actually harder to hunt. Relatively speaking.
Fallow hunting?
Yup
The whites are the ones that get me, at 300m they look albino 🤣
FR
Sponge's zone locations are so ideal, if he opens up his map for MP someone is almost definitely going to deadzone them just out of spite.
Fr
Te awaroa?
Where’s your main zones?
I meant 2
Same 1-2
5 deer from 3 zone
He's hunting all but 5 zones. He's got some stacked on top of each other so he can hunt 4 zones from 1 tripod.
My lvl 2 piebald turned into a beast lvl 4
Well dang, I’ve got several like that I just chose to shoot some of mine down smaller and focus on less zones
Depends on score estimate
161-201
Oh yeah def a shooter
Yeah he's balancing HM and G1 grind so instead of shooting zones down I recommended he just leave the 1s and 2s but shoot every other male in all 30 zones to maximize animal kills per rotation. I'm mildly jealous of his zone layout, it's way better than mine.
I have a good zone layout and my hm was super quick, I got really lucky and had my zones managed down within like 130 kills
But, my Fallow are also religious and have a prophet that walks on water.
Vas can ya help my cousin with his mule grind
On SRP?
Nope askiky nrn tho
Love that 🤣
I don't have a grind set up for Askiy
Is srp still gud or
Imo it's the best mule map. I get 30-50 deer per lake.
Holy
Folks complain about SRP because species variety is low, but animal density is insane there.
I see
I love SRP it’s one of the prettiest maps imo
And easy to hunt long range.
Meanwhile askiy ridge: has both
Everything I hunt is at 300m 🤣
And is decently open
Literal shooting gallery. I thought cotw was hard as a noob cos I started on hirsch. Then I bought SRP
True but srp is better zan nothing
Askiy ridge is just so purty though
Eh... not as good as SRP on the ranged end. Great map. Love it, but mule grind on SRP is much better imo.
My favourite map is my homeland 🙏
Can someone help me set up for fallow
Scotland?
Fallow on te awaroa is so easy
Pc
Yessss
Nvm
Ik but I can’t figure out where they are and where to put my tents and tripod
Magic pal. I like Scotland as a Scot but not my Fave. It should rain more to make me feel truly at home ;)
Lmao, not enough flooding
Watch a vid by Ibuypremiums or squid they are both very helpful
It should be grey 90 percent of time :)
Sun? What even is that
I technically am 💔
Air rifle is crazy
Not only am I Scottish and live in Scotland I was born in England 💔
My name is not a joke 😆
Noticed 🤣
Nice shot. Would other rifles that support this deers class not spook at 300m?
Idk if Fallow is one of the species that can make dime at a lower level, but take a screenshot of your harvest if a 4 actually pops dime
I’ve had two level 4 dime fallow but they don’t go dime very often
Bet
