🦌︴general

[rotund oak]

looks so cool ngl but in the game is just ... not good

[junior marsh]

It does what it needs to do. Good enough for me. Not like you can really see 99% of things at night anyways 🤷🏻‍♂️

[tropic leaf]

Ah, but as you know, eyes aren't real

[rotund oak]

it is camera that spy on us for the government, right?

even wolf spider is spying on us

[blazing seal]

I feel like something hunting sim 2 does better than cotw is that hunting sim 2 has much better player customization

[weak hornet]

didnt they patch the uh menu respawn thingy

[oak flower]

back from my month long mute

for no reason 🔥

[junior marsh]

doesn't seem like a good way to start a return if so lol

[cobalt spear]

@peak notch

[peak notch]

What the Canada goose

[foggy sleet]

I found a diamond potential blue sheep at a feed zone

But I scared him away and every time I try to get near him he like bolts

How do I make him come back to me I feel like a clingy ex rn

[summer orchid]

my advice here is patience

they always come back one way or another

[spare goblet]

wsg

[steady imp]

just spawned on top of a herd of water buffalo with an albino in it

im getting so many trophies today

[foggy sleet]

Do they come back to the same feed zone

[steady imp]

tbf ive been playing for like 12 hours

[foggy sleet]

Like if I reset the time will he be there again

[summer orchid]

should be, yes

[foggy sleet]

Ok when I play again I’ll do that

I really hope he’s a diamond it’ll be my 8th one

[steady imp]

not the best angle 😭

[rotund oak]

im around 350 wolfes kills so far only 1 rare and 3 or 4 diamonds so far

[peak notch]

Albino beast

[frail belfry]

texas heart shot here i come 😭

[tropic leaf]

Modded trophies don't count

[lapis locust]

Hi

[frail belfry]

Wsp

[lapis locust]

How post pics

Also is New England mountains good I have every dlc except that one

[frail belfry]

You have to talk for a while, then u get ranks and you can send pictures/videos

[lapis locust]

Alr

[frail belfry]

Check #📢︴server-news for more info

[lapis locust]

Should I get New England mountain

It looks rlly pretty

[cobalt spear]

Yes

[frail belfry]

It depends. What u looking to hunt?

[low garden]

it's pretty but lackluster in animal selection and can be hard to hunt

[cobalt spear]

NEM is ez

[frail belfry]

exactly

[lapis locust]

Mostly whitetail I’ve tried a lot of moose grinds but they are kinda hard for me

[frail belfry]

Are you a beginner?

[low garden]

all maps are easy, id just like to be able to see them sometimes

[lapis locust]

Kinda yeah been playing for a while but I just don’t really know technique

[frail belfry]

For whitetail use NEM for river hunting, and if you want trophies i suggest layton or askiy

(New england mountains)

[lapis locust]

I have no trophy’s and have been playing for a long time

[cobalt spear]

Then NEM is good for you

[frail belfry]

I have gotten a few diamonds on NEM. Are you looking into grinding or just making money

[lapis locust]

I have 200 hrs and no diamonds ☹️

[lapis locust]

Perfect tysm

[frail belfry]

I agree

[foggy sleet]

Trophies are easy to get (run around drink zones and hope for the best)

That’s literally all I’ve been doing

[frail belfry]

Askiy is amazing for trophies, especially moose elk and whitetail

[foggy sleet]

Eventually you WILL get a diamond

[low garden]

one of my first trophies was a dime wt off nem

[frail belfry]

So if you want to get diamonds, i suggest askiy.

[foggy sleet]

I’m still waiting for a diamond moose

[frail belfry]

Same

[foggy sleet]

I had a lvl 5 troll me so bad

And this blue sheep I really hope I can find it again

[lapis locust]

Can anyone take me on a hunt sometime? Ps5

[low garden]

#🦌︴find-a-game more likely to be seen

[frail belfry]

uhh does multiplayer work if ur on ps5 and i am on xbox

[foggy sleet]

I have a few rare furs and 8 diamonds (could’ve been 9 but I messed up the shot on a lion)

[frail belfry]

I have not done multiplayer yet

[lapis locust]

Thank u

[foggy sleet]

I’m also ps5 we can hunt together

[low garden]

no sadly

no crossplay

[frail belfry]

Oof

[lapis locust]

I’m not to great, if your looking for someone experienced don’t go with me lol

[foggy sleet]

The issue is I’m also new to the game and I’m busy but I’m down whenever I’m free

[foggy sleet]

Twin I just like running around looking for stuff

[lapis locust]

Alright nice

Fr

Idk technique 😔😔

[frail belfry]

Tip: drink zones afe the most reliable to find animals at

[low garden]

use pro xck maps/guides

[frail belfry]

I suggest watching lady legend, flinter, or scarecrow

[foggy sleet]

I look up drink zones and drink times for animals and I go by that

[frail belfry]

On youtube

[lapis locust]

Alr thanks

[foggy sleet]

Like I love hunting yak cuz they have a lot of drink zones and it’s a 4 hour window

[lapis locust]

Dang I just bought NEM and it’s pretty as heck

[foggy sleet]

Tbh I just love hunting bovines

[slate sluice]

I forgot how dumb roe deer are in this game

[foggy sleet]

Oh I didn’t know about that tysm

[slate sluice]

particularly the does

[frail belfry]

Yea it shows drink zones, guns, animals, maps, and quests

[foggy sleet]

Oh sick I was going by YouTube vids

Ye I just found it

Ty homie I appreciate it

[frail belfry]

No problem 🙂

[slate sluice]

There's also this spreadsheet here

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17MZHyDo2N58YslkdNHTGnN9xdSazLfx7gP1zs6K4bg8/edit?gid=414347241#gid=414347241

and, ah

about that app

[lapis locust]

Also what’s the best way to get xp

[slate sluice]

it unfortunately contains some Rule 9-violating information

so I'm gonna have to ask that it not be advertised here

[frail belfry]

Unlocking outposts, watchtowers

[foggy sleet]

Sure go ahead

[frail belfry]

My bad i had no idea 🙁

[slate sluice]

Not here.

[low garden]

you can dm me if you need to

[frail belfry]

I had no idea im sorry 😭

[distant finch]

roe disrespect😔💔

[slate sluice]

dw, that wasn't directed at you

[slate sluice]

I legit almost walked into one before it ran

[distant finch]

😭they be doing that all the time for me on cuatro

[frail belfry]

Same. My first time playing hirsch a few years ago one ran into me

And stood there

I JUST REMEMBERED A CRAZY STORY FROM COTW!

[slate sluice]

yeah the animal AI does break with fleeing sometimes

-# it's free bow or handgun score imo

[frail belfry]

Aight so a few years back on revontuli, i was using a 22LR handgun and i got a heart shot on a brown bear and it dropped. 22LR woodsman is OP

[slate sluice]

yep, heartshots be like that

...except with moose.

moose will actually run for a few seconds

[frail belfry]

Fr moose are to strong

[slate sluice]

because they're friggin' tanks

[frail belfry]

Yea, a 1k lbs deer

[junior marsh]

They'll drop if you brain shot them lmfao

[slate sluice]

alas, trophy organ

[junior marsh]

I brain the female moose constantly 😂

[humble nest]

lmao

[junior marsh]

Caught him mid yawn. Kinda rude of you

[humble nest]

i love vurhonga

[low garden]

im not 1000% convinced that you do

[humble nest]

im somehow still finding need zones

[low garden]

could probably add another zone like

over there

[peak notch]

That makes one of us 💔

[junior marsh]

I see some empty spots

You must be missing some

[slate sluice]

I'd like Vurhonga more if I didn't have to worry about murder buffalo aggro'ing from the edge of render range

[peak notch]

I’d like it more if it wasn’t completely unoptimized 😭

[slate sluice]

seriously, I don't like having to look over my shoulder at all times

[steel depot]

You can do doughnuts on the 4 wheelers

[humble nest]

its mostly just the middle area thats like that

[low garden]

the way its still a lot 😭

[bronze aspen]

good angle

[humble nest]

lmaoo

[bronze aspen]

what the hell

[humble nest]

you'd expect it to just be scrub hare, some are but a lot have multiple species includng scrub hare

[bronze aspen]

what did coyotes do to u

[humble nest]

troll twice

which isnt that much but they arent fun to hunt

[bronze aspen]

i love shooting lynx

and watching em drop

[steel depot]

Then my name should be #1 feral goat hater, I've been trolled 20+ times

Never got a diamond

[bronze aspen]

i should be #1 modded multiplayer server hater

they have trolled me 10 times

[steel depot]

Lol

I don't play multiplayer

[low garden]

im gonna be the mink destroyer when torr comes out

[lapis locust]

Can I get banned if I shoot and collect a modded trophy on someone else’s map

[low garden]

ill preclaim the title

[steel depot]

What do you think the other new animals are

[cobalt spear]

mawds

[junior marsh]

You can corrupt your save

If you know you're on a modded server - leave

[bronze aspen]

no??

[low garden]

tbh idc now that pine martens were confirmed 😭 probably waterfowl

[humble nest]

no but it can mess ur save up and you cant post it in trophies bc against rules

[bronze aspen]

its not ur fault

[lapis locust]

Idk why I’m asking I’m on ps5

[steel depot]

I literally commented on lady's video and said pine martins are also in Scotland

[peak notch]

Re-setting up for red deer and I’m happy that I forgot about a suprise little lvl 4 initial spawn pie

[bronze aspen]

some mod warned me for that and then said that cropped trophies make it more suspicious like i didnt see 3 albinos in the same spot earlier and said it was modded

ofc im never in modded mps on purpose (and i admit)

i see way too many wemod players tho

[humble nest]

it is possible to mod console is just not as common

[lapis locust]

It is?

[lapis locust]

I don’t think so

[cobalt spear]

It is

Just can't do multiplayer on ps iirc

[lapis locust]

What’s iirc

Aw man I want mods not for multiplayer but just for single player :c

[slate sluice]

#📜︴rules see rule 9

[lapis locust]

Sorry :c

[lapis locust]

But isn’t it legal to do it on single

[humble nest]

aw hello

baby

[junior marsh]

No. The T&C applies to the game as a whole.

[lapis locust]

Oh idc I still want them for single lol

[bronze aspen]

jus dont admit ur modding in here and nb cares

[junior marsh]

No.

[junior marsh]

And people definitely care lol

[lapis locust]

Y

It won’t effect anyone else

[bronze aspen]

they wont even know if ur modding if u dont admit it in here

jus dumb to say in here but

[junior marsh]

Or you could just not break the T&C lmao.

Do things legit

[bronze aspen]

yeah i jus think modding is stupid

earn good ones legit

[humble nest]

people that mod are boring individuals

[bronze aspen]

and cheat

[slate sluice]

pretty sure modding your PS will get the entire console bricked too. Sony doens't play around with that.

[lapis locust]

Any tips for NEM

[junior marsh]

Great for games that approve and encourage it

[grave saffron]

Me with 45k total kills 💔

[lapis locust]

Yeah lol

[junior marsh]

Very very bad for those that don't

[bronze aspen]

why even mod in cotw

cool u got an albino while cheating

[slate sluice]

Same goes for playing on MP sessions you've discovered to be modded.

that ain't cool either

[bronze aspen]

i jus leave

[lapis locust]

Yes bro it’s lit

😔

[low garden]

ugh i got one of my dream diamonds then i saw a lvl 9 kangaroo and two lvl 9 crocs side by side

[bronze aspen]

💀

[lapis locust]

Albino is albino no matter the circumstances

[low garden]

wish i chose console so it was less likely to happen

[junior marsh]

Your mindset here is going to get you into trouble lol

[low garden]

yeah but you know, and that's boring.

[junior marsh]

So many freaking foxes today on EC

My goodness

[low garden]

are you doing a grind or just casual

[slate sluice]

A vast majority of the community has a very different opinion about that.

[junior marsh]

Very casual. Working on my side quest stuff here before I hop to another map

Keep running into them lol

[slate sluice]

Casual is the best way to work toward a GO imo

less chance of a burnout

[junior marsh]

I'm doing a real grind on wolves but just small bits at a time.

Plenty of maps for me to jump to and go wild on inbetween lol

[low garden]

ive been playing more casual lately but havent got anything to show for it

[junior marsh]

I kinda want to pick on some roos

[chrome isle]

CAN someone teach me this game i got 15 hours and im having trouble

[slate sluice]

the one and only lvl 9 roo I ever saw trolled

[junior marsh]

I need to replace the albino roo I shot and forgot to taxi 😭

[chrome isle]

can someone help me like in multiplayer

[slate sluice]

#🦌︴find-a-game

[low garden]

about to hit 1.3k hours

[junior marsh]

Idk where i am

100 something probably

[peak notch]

😭😭😭😭😭😭 lmfao

[junior marsh]

Where's my roos at

I wanna fight

[supple lance]

where do i see the progress bar for the community challenge

[cobalt spear]

In the challenges tab

[supple lance]

ok thanks

[crisp karma]

He scares the hell out of me 😱
He jumped in my blind lollll

[ruby solar]

can anyone tell me how to log out of my account

anyone

[humble nest]

max weight scrub hare tracks

boo

4.76 💀

max weight wilde tracks

but he ran away since i was stinky

[steady imp]

i am mildly offended by your name

[humble nest]

a baby

[humble nest]

im mildly offended by the coyotes that trolled me

[tropic leaf]

I'm extremely offended by the coyotes that helped dwindle red wolf populations

[inner river]

thoughts on new map?

[rotund oak]

recycled

[tropic leaf]

Predator is just an idiot, so dont listen to him. New map is gonna be peak. Badgers being added was great since theres been talking about wanting them for a while

[rotund oak]

critique your favorite game is beeing an idiot?

[crisp karma]

This way to log out.

[tropic leaf]

Saying "recycled" is

[rotund oak]

beacuse it is

[tropic leaf]

How

[ruby solar]

thank you but in the game its self i have another account i wanna get on

[junior marsh]

I don't think the save works that way

Pretty sure save data is local and not tied to your avalanche account

[rotund oak]

do you agree that the maxican bobcat is just a copy and pasted bobcat from new england?

[humble nest]

max estimate was 38 i am surprised

[tropic leaf]

They do that sometimes

[tropic leaf]

Nope

[humble nest]

though if they score like predators do that means they can actually score over the estimate so

[peak notch]

Ima hold your hand when I tell you this

[humble nest]

LMAOO

sweet summer child

[rotund oak]

the wapiti is just a red deer with a remodel

[junior marsh]

Welcome to similar species!!!

[rotund oak]

i dont said that recylced content is bad

[fair hull]

Anyone wanna duck hunt

[crisp karma]

Gosh... I love that Strandberg Cal.10 Executive, love the sound.

[humble nest]

why does my hunting pressure always make stupid shapes 😭

[junior marsh]

Do you perhaps wander in unusual patterns? Lol

[humble nest]

probably

[junior marsh]

I always leave lines lol. You can tell exactly where I've been

[tropic leaf]

Mine made a very phallical shape once

[humble nest]

mine always make that shape 😭 i have 2 on my map rn right next to each other

[junior marsh]

New definition to having it on the brain? Lmao

[humble nest]

LGJGFDM

[junior marsh]

Your subconscious may be telling you something 😂

Oh the joys of life lol. Amusement over small things is fun

[tropic leaf]

Rule 2 I guess😭

[humble nest]

yeah thats why i didnt say anything outright lol

[junior marsh]

Right now I've got i-hate-these-cliffs on the brain because they keep messing with my shot lines

Gah

[humble nest]

REAL

[junior marsh]

Lost a nice looking fallow because of it. Kept circling around, jumping up, jumping down... Jesus

[humble nest]

bro my dog sucks

not only does she have a stroke trying to pick up a duck i shot and deciding she didnt want to bring it back

she also just stood in the way of my shot

[inner river]

what is the ideal time to set it to mule deer grind

[peak notch]

16-17

[inner river]

17 is too late for me to hit all my zones

ill give 16:00 a try

[junior marsh]

Now to end my night with some salties

[lapis locust]

What is foxbang?

[inner river]

like if you shoot then then call will auto turn off

[desert knoll]

meow

[trim citrus]

anyone having crashes when starting the game?

[lapis locust]

Thanks

[shrewd finch]

mason if youre reading this. harvest your own damn animals

[lyric flame]

Do gators growl

My dog is like a mile away from me. I’m on Mississippi and I hear growls like a wolf growling type noise. I’m gonna assume it’s the gator.

[shrewd finch]

a very low rumbly growl or a hiss yes

[humble nest]

man

MAN

is that an eclipse (male i havent spotted)

something looks weird with it

[lapis locust]

Honse

[peak cosmos]

hi zach

[nimble sequoia]

kiwi spotted

[nimble sequoia]

sup

[humble nest]

nvm im hallucinating

[peak cosmos]

funny seeing you here

[lapis locust]

I didn't know about the chamois, but I have a theory on that

[nimble sequoia]

bruh

[lapis locust]

Tahr exclude chamois from alpine areas so might explain the lighter animals

[nimble sequoia]

typos killing me

[nimble sequoia]

leading info i can find is the tahr bully them away from prime food where they overlap and in other areas theres simply not good enough nutrition

[lapis locust]

Chamois are declining

[nimble sequoia]

damn they really got handed a fat L

[lapis locust]

And chamois are more antisocial than tahr, doesn't help their case

more asocial

[nimble sequoia]

oh yeah thats right; usually just small huddles of does and solo bucks right?

while tahr live in herds and bulls can form bachelor groups

[lapis locust]

Yes

[nimble sequoia]

and are also like 2-3x heavier

[shrewd finch]

reminds me of my little goose hunt

[lapis locust]

The local deerstalkers club did trophy measuring in June...pretty sure no one entered a chamois, plenty of tahr and deer

The little punks are harder to find and smarter as well

[nimble sequoia]

clever little bastards

[lapis locust]

They are. Nearly had a buck in April, they eluded me 3 times

[nimble sequoia]

bro the deerstalkers' webpages are fantastic for gathering weight data for these things since ive been doing research for feedback threads

everything i can find says the lowest an identifiable bull tahr can weigh feasibly is 70kg but the majority of adults fall from 250 to 300lbs

which is a much rarer weight range in their natural range

usually mature bulls in nepal and india are 190 to 240lbs iirc

[lapis locust]

Better feed in the introduced area. Common

And less predators

[nimble sequoia]

they can reach 300lbs or a tad over in the normal range ofc

[nimble sequoia]

not being harangued by snow leopards helps

[lapis locust]

The max weight isn't enough

[nimble sequoia]

you seen tahr over 300lbs/136kg?

[lapis locust]

They get beaten up by hunters ofc, but the ones on the main divide get left alone mostly

[shrewd finch]

i just tried replying to this with a gif of diddy and it says it contains content blocked by the server 😭

[lapis locust]

Idk, it's not like I can drag scales up the hill and weigh them

[nimble sequoia]

from what im finding a mature bull in NZ should be expected to usually not weigh less than 230lbs

and most fall like 230lbs to 260lbs

a few large ones pack on extra weight and end up 300 to 310lbs

which is to say the most dominant bulls cosplay as lawnmowers and get borderline obese

[lapis locust]

Have to ask someone who's shot a 10year old or older

They also rarely take the whole animal out

[peak cosmos]

just came back and read this without context incredible timing

[humble nest]

896 scoring level 2 wigeon aughhh

[nimble sequoia]

if 300lbs is hanging weight without the blood or guts thatd be insane

cause a tahr that size would have 40 to 60lbs of guts

[lapis locust]

I've got someone I could ask actually

[nimble sequoia]

feel free to enquire

[lapis locust]

Asked about chamois and tahr. This guy has shot trophy chamois as well

The NZDA would know though tbf

Although I'd prefer solid data

[slate sluice]

so anyone else ever notice that close-up shotgun hits on pheasants have an impact sound? 💀

[nimble sequoia]

oh yeah it sounds like full-force slapping a partially thawed turkey with a large tortilla

[lapis locust]

Sounds like overkill to me

[nimble sequoia]

awesome, thanks much

[lapis locust]

13 inch is a trophy tahr, there are guys around who have shot 14 inches

[rotund oak]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/F8TBMbBa5l0

[nimble sequoia]

per the NZDA webpage

which is unusually vague from what i usually get from their resources

[nimble sequoia]

by this the nannies for sure need their weight modified for the Te Awaora populations cause theyre 50kg to 70kg and uhhh

thats a tad larger than 36

[lapis locust]

It's a webpage resource anyway, not the greatest

[nimble sequoia]

it seems to be the only game animal on their webpage without a definitive average range that i can back up with other resources

70kg seems to be bare minimum weight for a male like including a yearling

everything im finding says mature NZ bull tahr are 100 to 140kg animals

[lapis locust]

I remember searching all that upon Sundar release and gave up

Suggested ages ago the bulls should go heavier

[nimble sequoia]

I might still give it a shot anyways, changes have been made to the game with thinner evidence

[nimble sequoia]

i mean to be fair, they have the G1 to represent their upper weightclass

the G1 is 141 to 180kg

[lapis locust]

It might be alright then. They should be higher classes though

The 300 mag isn't overkill on a bull tahr

[nimble sequoia]

class 5 or 6 imo; could do with the nannies getting a weight tweak for NZ tahr tho

and maybe moving up the bull's minimum weight on Te Awaora

then again if the weight class is including younger immature bulls 80kg for a minimum would be fine

[lapis locust]

Nanny and min bull weight doesn't bother me tbh

I'm indifferent whether they tweak that

[nimble sequoia]

thats valid; although nannies being up to twice as heavy as they actually can get in NZ mildly bothers me lmfao

chamois being like 50% heavier than they have any right to be bothers me more tho

[lapis locust]

That can use a fix

They listened to me on renaming them to Himalayan tahr

Nothing else I think

[humble nest]

another 666

[nimble sequoia]

ah yeah cause theres like 3 or 4 extant species

all with different names and from different places

[nimble sequoia]

the bucks max at 65kg in-game but NZ bucks, from everything i can find scouring the internet, almost entirely fall between 25kg and 40kg and very rarely weigh 40 to 45kg in NZ; moreover NZ chamois as a whole are 20% (or more) lighter than european chamois of equal age

the does are even more egregious cause they max at 50kg in-game but in NZ in real life weigh between 19 and 35kg and rarely exceed 27kg

[lapis locust]

It suggests a non successful invasive, but other evidence suggests otherwise

[nimble sequoia]

my guess is a mix of resource stress and insular dwarfism

theyre doing well just cant reach max potential size due to lacking resources and competition with tahr

[lapis locust]

The govt couldn't prevent their spread into fiordland

[nimble sequoia]

yeah an expanding population like that means theyre actually fine, just smaller

this could also just be a genetic thing

[lapis locust]

They tried to hold the line north and they still eatablished south

[nimble sequoia]

iirc NZ's chamois descend almost entirely from a couple herds gifted from Austria

[lapis locust]

Helicopter culling, just like how tahr are managed

[nimble sequoia]

and the subpopulations in the austrian alps tend to lean smaller

[graceful cobalt]

hello

[lapis locust]

Introduced from the Austrian alps as a gift from the emporer Franz Josef

Around 10 were released meaning there is poor genetic diversity

[nimble sequoia]

ohhhh bottlenecking can also cause reduced size due to genetic issues with growth inhibitory genes

that may actually be the main reason

[graceful cobalt]

hey uh question what is this silver role?

[lapis locust]

Maybe, there are several factors potentially contributing

[graceful cobalt]

im kinda new

[nimble sequoia]

means you chatted enough that i think you can join voice chat and post images

[graceful cobalt]

oh

thank you

[lapis locust]

That info came from a research review I did recently

[nimble sequoia]

nice, thats cool

[weak hornet]

erm how do i get faster spawns again

i forgot how i did it before

though i do rmbr saying something abt it being patched

hearing*

[nimble sequoia]

at this point the most reliable way is harvesting animals and waiting a bit then changing time

[lapis locust]

Covered introductions, distribution, effects on biota and control methods. But not on success or lack of it

It's already 10 000 words. More topics would make it into a book

[nimble sequoia]

lmfao

[humble nest]

ew

literally the most disgusting way of managing

so wasteful

[lapis locust]

Tbf I didn't even know about the lighter weights compared to their native range

[humble nest]

unless its different in other parts of the world

idk i read somewhere they just leave the bodies

[lapis locust]

This isn't some country where a native ungulate needs to be managed. They're all invasives that boom out of control

[humble nest]

yeah i know

it happens with fallow deer somewhere idk if its in australia or not

[lapis locust]

Recreational hunting where you use every part has no effect

[humble nest]

yes but they can still like

do something with some of the bodies surely

[lapis locust]

Too expensive. If the meat price is worth it they can cart them out

For tahr it isn't

Is what it is

[humble nest]

so theyre fine paying for a goddamn helicopter and them crazy guns they use on them

[lapis locust]

They're not overly. They prefer to throw around the highly toxic 1080, but tahr won't eat that unfortunately

[humble nest]

oh okay

thing is with invasives

once they're there they're there

european hares and rabbits here are dreadful

[lapis locust]

The govt is trying to save money, doing their best to avoid stuff like that

[humble nest]

there is literally no way to manage their population because of how fast they breed

the government considered using sterilisers but the cost of that is far too expensive

[nimble sequoia]

bioweapons

[lapis locust]

In NZ as well, especially rabbits

[humble nest]

like what

poisoning hasn't worked

[lapis locust]

If the govt wanted to, they could exterminate tahr from NZ

[nimble sequoia]

weaponize tularemia or engineered viruses that cause sterility

[humble nest]

i think they tried

idk

[nimble sequoia]

tmk the us gvt has tried both

[lapis locust]

But they couldn't exterminate rabbits

[nimble sequoia]

and they worked well enough they locked them in the basement of a lvl 5 lab

[humble nest]

LOL

[nimble sequoia]

cause they were concerned of causing food webt collapse

[humble nest]

yeah

emprisoned bnuuy

[nimble sequoia]

so realistically yeah, no real options

[lapis locust]

Not yet anyway

[humble nest]

its sad

[nimble sequoia]

cause the only effective extermination is bioweapons that could just erase half the continent's biodiversity

[humble nest]

yep :)

here its a real big problem because of how unique and isolated tasmania's flora and fauna are

[nimble sequoia]

we're people, we'll find a way eventually

[lapis locust]

Need a few decades of research to develop better techniques

Sterility in a bait is probably the next big thing

[nimble sequoia]

same could easily work for the foxes and feral cats too

[humble nest]

since its been separated from the mainland for a long while now we have many subspecies of mainland species, lots of migratory birds including swift parrots that nest in tassie, we also get a lot of vagrant birds

[nimble sequoia]

not a problem within 2 to 6 years if they cant have kids

[humble nest]

foxes thank the gods havent got here yet

[lapis locust]

Yes and the population stays at carrying capacity. It's a good idea in theory

[nimble sequoia]

you know what the crazy thing is, the thylacine almost had a chance

[humble nest]

yeah.

its actually interesting i saw a theory about thylacines

[nimble sequoia]

the british gvt was being lobbied by aristocrats to establish management and protection programs to ensure they could be hunted for fur

[lapis locust]

It doesn't matter, scientists will be able to bring them all back

[nimble sequoia]

then they discovered they were from australia

[humble nest]

its rare but it's happened, animals that have gone extinct re-evolving

[nimble sequoia]

aannnddd immediately shunned the animal and left it to die

[nimble sequoia]

some island bird has re-evolved twice or something

[humble nest]

bc everyone thinks its in tasmania if they still exist obviously because its. a tasmanian tiger. (they were on the mainland at one point iirc maybe but idk)

[lapis locust]

Empty niche needs to be filled again

[nimble sequoia]

they were on the mainland til about 43,000 years ago when the proliferation of dingoes seemingly eliminated them

[humble nest]

but i saw a youtube video that mentioned its possible a similar species could be found/evolved in. papua new guinea or something??

idk some island

[nimble sequoia]

feasible

[humble nest]

yeah

and another thing with tasmania is how much of it is still completely untouched by humans

like weve gone into forests and stuff but there is a lot of forest

[nimble sequoia]

itd be cool if its still out there somewhere

[humble nest]

i'd love for it to be but i dont expect it to be

hope but don't expect as i say

[nimble sequoia]

yep

speaking of expectations, i have to make my chamois thread

[humble nest]

cha mwah

[lapis locust]

Shammie

[nimble sequoia]

lol

[nimble sequoia]

i can never take this pronunciation seriously even though its right

cause pillow sham

[humble nest]

all my eurasian wigeons are tiny

i had a stroke trying to type that

i typed "almo" instead of "all my" and typed "siny" instead of "tiny"

[tropic leaf]

Sham? Like Seam? Like Seamus?

[humble nest]

i pronounce it how the lady in the game says it

[tropic leaf]

I pronounce it chuh-muy

[nimble sequoia]

aight I made the chamois thread

[peak cosmos]

chamoy

[nimble sequoia]

https://discord.com/channels/393040947006406657/1441693556321554476

[fleet roost]

Which reservations have turkeys on them ? Man, they really need to add a list of species in the reservation info on the start / menu page 😄

[nimble sequoia]

Layton Lakes, Te Awaora, Silver Ridge Peaks, New England Mountains, Rancho Del Arroyo, and Mississippi Acres

[nimble sequoia]

at this point im just getting bored and making random QOL feedback threads on animals i find important

[peak cosmos]

you might be the only cotw player to find chamois important but i respect your dedication

[nimble sequoia]

they matter and i feel bad for them because theyve been left behind

[peak cosmos]

i like them too

id hunt them more if they weren't so ugly

[nimble sequoia]

now i am on to my next thread goal

raccoon

justifying them being class 2 by making them fat af

[fleet roost]

Where on Silverridge is a good spot for the turkeys ?

[nimble sequoia]

the little bastards are everywhere but the prairie region, i think its called Saguache, is the best to my memory

that and the valley and woodlands along the lefthand side of the map moving north

[fleet roost]

So these two places ?

[nimble sequoia]

yes

ive had some additional success in these areas too

[peak cosmos]

dinosaur hill is great too, got my first diamond turkey there

theres a blind there already thats easy to set up with decoys and a bow, thats how i got him

[fleet roost]

Going to try west side first since I haven't explored along that road yet. Thanks guys!

Is this a rare fur ?

[rotund oak]

yes you should kill all females with this fur

[fleet roost]

Figures... every time I roll out with something like just birdshots in the 12g cause I want turkeys, I find rare things.

[humble nest]

i dojnt think thats rare

[peak cosmos]

yeah hes screwing with you

[ornate cobalt]

I see those all the time I’m pretty sure they aren’t rare

[nimble sequoia]

just light grey

[humble nest]

light grey, common

[nimble sequoia]

regular fur

[ornate cobalt]

I must have at least five or six on my map

[fleet roost]

Spot on with that. Was a light grey.

[peak cosmos]

predator loves lying disregard everything he says

[peak notch]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-mask-gif-25756334

[nimble sequoia]

sup carrion

i made the chamois thread lol

[peak notch]

400 bear dead tonight.

[peak notch]

I’ll upvote it

[nimble sequoia]

thanketh

[nimble sequoia]

niiicceee

[peak notch]

Not nice. Where g1

[nimble sequoia]

Czechia

[sour cipher]

Scotland MIGHT bring me back for real

I'd feel somewhat at home

[nimble sequoia]

you seen the teaser?

[sour cipher]

Shot dead in Miami, I saw it

[sour cipher]

Yes

Red Deer Remaster???

[peak notch]

If it was a chestnut this is okay

[sour cipher]

I expect to see Fallow and Musk Deer too

[nimble sequoia]

the geometry man

[sour cipher]

Invasive little buggers

[ornate cobalt]

Honestly, if you did not tell me it was a game I would probably think it was irl

[nimble sequoia]

theres no musk deer in scotland tho; small deer is muntjac and no confirmation if we're getting new deer

[sour cipher]

Muntjac sorry, thats what I meant

[nimble sequoia]

there are musk deer in the Edinburgh Zoo tho

[ornate cobalt]

We don’t have musk deer

[sour cipher]

I forgot the name of the other dudes 😭

[ornate cobalt]

Damn, I was a few seconds too late my bad sorry

[sour cipher]

Muntjac was the name

💔💔

[ornate cobalt]

Honestly, I thought you were getting Chinese water deer mixed up with them

[sour cipher]

The dudes in Sundarpatan

[peak cosmos]

i love all the scottish dudes coming in lol

[sour cipher]

Im british

Close enough

[peak cosmos]

oh nvm

[ornate cobalt]

I live in the UK don’t worry I know what you’re talking about

[sour cipher]

Sure we Brits and Scots hate each other but its fun

[peak cosmos]

still just razz then

[ornate cobalt]

I’m not Scottish they have weird rules

[peak cosmos]

my bad guys 💔

[ornate cobalt]

😂

I’m not even British I’m South African

I just live in Britain

[sour cipher]

But seriously, Badgers?? Oooo boi

[ornate cobalt]

And hunt here and everyone else’s laws make no sense

[sour cipher]

Purebred Yorkshire here

[nimble sequoia]

and mink and marten as well

[ornate cobalt]

Yoooooo

[peak notch]

Strange men, from a strange land

[sour cipher]

Marten 👀

[ornate cobalt]

I can’t wait

[sour cipher]

Ooo those are the stoat lookin fellas

[nimble sequoia]

yup! sika were also confirmed along with feral goat and red deer

[ornate cobalt]

We simply built different like that

[peak cosmos]

so excited to torture myself hunting marten

[sour cipher]

Red Deer I expected, they're native here

[nimble sequoia]

still no confirmation on the other 2 new animals but people assume one has to be red grouse

[ornate cobalt]

Please accurate sika😭🙏

[nimble sequoia]

seemingly not remodeled, but a 2nd map is enough love for the moment

[peak notch]

Can’t wait for African bush elephant to hunt!

[nimble sequoia]

gives justification for a remaster in the future

https://discord.com/channels/393040947006406657/1441329961544978565

cough

[ornate cobalt]

True

[sour cipher]

Elephant rifle shall get use

[nimble sequoia]

shameless plug

[ornate cobalt]

I use that thing all the time what you talking about?

[sour cipher]

Red Deer remaster too tho? New G1 furtypes PLEASE

[peak cosmos]

woah zach you coughed out a link 🫵

[ornate cobalt]

But then again, I am the guy who shoots everything in the head with a 300 mag

[peak cosmos]

how'd that happen...

[peak notch]

I’ll ban him

[nimble sequoia]

yeah! its crazy

[peak cosmos]

i wonder if it leads to a cool thread you can upvote...

[nimble sequoia]

https://discord.com/channels/393040947006406657/1441146971917385760

cough

man it happened again

[errant nexus]

Hello, I have a question. In the Medved taiga map, brown bears are afraid of lynx, but they have to spend half of the water drinking time together. What can we do about this? Is there any solution?

[peak cosmos]

oh my god hes ill

[peak notch]

Hunt 7-8

[nimble sequoia]

theres not really a solution outside of suffering through it or hunting the non-overlapping time

[peak cosmos]

doesnt make sense anyway the bears should not run from lynx

Ps me the F O

[nimble sequoia]

bear would slapbox it like a volleyball

[ornate cobalt]

I pray for these little fellas

[sour cipher]

Honestly, I cant wait for Scotland, havent been hyped for anything new for COTW since Sundarpatan released

[ornate cobalt]

Like please can we have muntjac?

[nimble sequoia]

send that mf into the dirt so hard it'd stencil its outline into the goddamn soil

[peak notch]

2 automod dodges in a single sense pmo fu

[sour cipher]

Dont see why we shouldnt get them. They're here and they're invasive 😍

[peak cosmos]

pmo does NOT get auto modded

[ornate cobalt]

Frfr they taste great and look good on the wall

[peak notch]

Don’t even! GAH

[ornate cobalt]

Just a pain in the ass to skin

[nimble sequoia]

aight i stayed up way too damn late

its 1:25

time to go to bed

[ornate cobalt]

Damn bro, go to sleep

[nimble sequoia]

see y'all sometime tomorrow

[sour cipher]

I have a disdain for invasive species. However I hate that we dont have a predator species outside of the Badger more

[ornate cobalt]

Good night, sleep tight don’t let them bedbugs bite

[nimble sequoia]

the marten count

and uhhhhh

yall have eagles

[tropic leaf]

Hear me out chat

[nimble sequoia]

ima bite the mfs back

[ornate cobalt]

Fox

[sour cipher]

Yeah they'll help cull the overpopulation of deer

[sour cipher]

These will totally help the Deer populations

[tropic leaf]

I think the devs have a bulletin board, where they print out quotes from here just to laugh at

[nimble sequoia]

golden eagle finna suplex a 120lb sika stag

just comes in outta left field

[tropic leaf]

I make up at least ⅓

[sour cipher]

"Africa 2.0" is on there

[nimble sequoia]

WELCOME TO THE WWE BROTHER

[ornate cobalt]

They actually kill a lot of muntjac but they don’t help so much with the other species

[errant nexus]

I totally agree with you, there is a level 8 albino bear on my map, he ran away because of the lynxes and now he is not drinking water in the same place.😭

[sour cipher]

We need Eurasian Lynx

[peak notch]

Hello Sunny Botswana!

[nimble sequoia]

unironically it prolly has been since the Big 5 feedback thread hit 1000 upvotes

[tropic leaf]

Africa 2.0 is in EWs plan, but it'd have to be a final map if they are gonna live up to expectations

[ornate cobalt]

They’ll just kill all of our Roe or sheep

[nimble sequoia]

so id say we can expect another africa reserve by 2027

and prolly mongolia or elsewhere in central asia by then as well

[sour cipher]

They'd rather avoid human contact as their relatives in the states do

[nimble sequoia]

would expect the artic in there at some point too

[peak notch]

The joke will never die

[tropic leaf]

You are also ⅓ of EWs favorite idiots bulletin board

[ornate cobalt]

Maybe

[nimble sequoia]

theyd also help eliminate the feral domestic cats that are genetically annihlating scottish wildcats

[peak cosmos]

should be out by the time we get back from the WW3 drafts

[peak notch]

1.3 isn’t much 🥺

[peak cosmos]

👍

[sour cipher]

Lynx are elusive animals, you wont see one while out on a hike unless you get lucky. They'd smell you or hear you before they see you

[nimble sequoia]

usually they have to either be trapped, injured, or two males actively involved in a territorial dispute

[tropic leaf]

Its actually going to work like NFL drafts

[sour cipher]

True dat. However would the pet owners like that? Maybe not

[nimble sequoia]

only other way youre seeing one is if it's dead

[tropic leaf]

I'm one of the Navy's top choices since I'm so skinny

[sour cipher]

Twink enough to serve in the Navy

[nimble sequoia]

prolly not, but if they let the cat out into a forest of things that consider it to be the equivalent of a lunchable the L is firmly in their hands

[peak notch]

They let in fat people and Ariana Grande sized Texans? A win is a win

[tropic leaf]

LeBron could lowk dunk on a Russian warship(if they're not all at the bottom of the sea)

[ornate cobalt]

That’s true But they’re not killing a red, fellow, or a sika. The only things they’re gonna be able to kill a muntjac and roe and sheep.

And that’s only big

They can kill birds and what not

[sour cipher]

Its a start if anything. Wolves wont make it past the drawing board

[nimble sequoia]

the Moskva reference made me snort but please no politics seamus

[peak cosmos]

"im one of the navy's top choices since im so skinny"

[nimble sequoia]

POV:

[peak notch]

I thought this was about sika deer for a second, selective information

[nimble sequoia]

THE VENEZUELAN ECONOMY

[ornate cobalt]

Honestly, I think we just need better cull plans

[tropic leaf]

Jeez I'm not that fat🙄

[nimble sequoia]

i mean it's true, like all deer they opportunistically eat injured songbirds and fallen hatchlings and eggs

[sour cipher]

More about Rewilding Britain and restoring the ecosystems

[ornate cobalt]

Bit late for that I think

We already cut all the trees down in Scotland

[sour cipher]

Always able to do something somewhere

[peak notch]

Tbf I think they’d enjoy a mink shaped man that with enough oil can slip into every nook and cranny of any foreign embassy

[nimble sequoia]

ig on the bright side you guys are one of the few places with bird biodiversity not extremely hammered by feral domestic cats

[ornate cobalt]

And there’s cities/towns all over the place

[nimble sequoia]

cause they fill the same niche as native wildcats and surplus kill in the same ways

[tropic leaf]

Can this get a pin?

[nimble sequoia]

of course your bird biodiversity is hammered in other ways

[sour cipher]

Doesnt say a lot when we have a rampant issue with overgrazing from deer overpopulation

[nimble sequoia]

yall need wolves and lynx

[peak notch]

No Vivi outlawed fun

[ornate cobalt]

But at any rate, I’m a go. Y’all have a good one.

[tropic leaf]

Rotting apples will do that😔

[nimble sequoia]

and to slaughter every last water deer, muntjac, and sika on the isles

[sour cipher]

Lynx are possible. Wolves wont get past suggestion

[nimble sequoia]

and the fallow too

[peak notch]

Then stop giving them alcohol and not street legal drugs?

[tropic leaf]

And clams😔

[nimble sequoia]

honestly the overgrazing is prolly mainly a fallow/sika problem sinced roe eat less and reds are mainly browsers

[peak cosmos]

arent lynx actively being reintroduced to the UK

or am i misremembering

[sour cipher]

I remember having someone upset at me because I said a Melanistic Fallow Deer in the UK should be hunted and shot since it's still invasive 😭

[tropic leaf]

I like to window shop too

[nimble sequoia]

theyre discussing it but shephereds and ranchers are up in a tizzy about them being a threat

[peak notch]

See how clams were not included in “fun”. Take a hint

[peak cosmos]

booooo

[nimble sequoia]

and suburban karens worrying about their precious pets

and the children they dont watch

[sour cipher]

They're determined to the Birmingham Roadman life

[tropic leaf]

Its literally hilarious

[ornate cobalt]

I’ll do it!!!

[peak cosmos]

brah they dont go outside anyway they got ipad and shi

[nimble sequoia]

melanism is also a highly common color morph in european fallow its not even that crazy

just pop a cap in his ass

make a cool stool cover

[tropic leaf]

Albanism is strangely common in the US

[peak notch]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-blush-girl-mad-gif-16116911

[hardy harbor]

why cant i join a vc?

[nimble sequoia]

aight ive distracted myself enough

i will actually go to bed now

[sour cipher]

Karenism is also extremely common in the US

[peak cosmos]

night zach

[nimble sequoia]

permission tied to chat activity, gotta send messages in text channels to get it

[nimble sequoia]

gn woodcock man

and all the others

seamus, carrion

uhhh the one british guy

[sour cipher]

Gnight honseman

[nimble sequoia]

Jerry's here somewhere

[tropic leaf]

Its 2:30 am, I should also go to sleep

[nimble sequoia]

doeth

[sour cipher]

Whats sleep?

[peak notch]

I’ve got you all to myself. Can’t go yet

[sour cipher]

Pause

[tropic leaf]

I feel safer with the tigers

[peak notch]

Oh you are.

[tropic leaf]

Carrion, go to bed😭

[peak notch]

got a good 3 more hours of grinding in me

[sour cipher]

Are you not going mad

I was gonna do a Black Bear grind and give up at the scouting stage

[peak notch]

500 black bear a day keep the potential life partners away

[tropic leaf]

12 hours is insane, please spend at least one full day outside😭 🙏

[sour cipher]

I want a life partner 😔

[peak cosmos]

he'd get eaten by coyotes

[peak notch]

FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHH NO

[sour cipher]

I spend 2 minutes a day outside every month

[tropic leaf]

They don't attack anything that big🙄

[sour cipher]

You never know man

[peak cosmos]

they do if its injured and sickly

[sour cipher]

I heard a pack of em took down a grizzly

[peak notch]

I’m still averaging 109 hours of cotw in 2 weeks lfg

[peak cosmos]

REAL gamer right here no poser sht

[tropic leaf]

Carrion, you need an intervention. You are addicted

[sour cipher]

Go outside and breathe fresh air bro

[peak notch]

Sigh some people hate to see a brother win… I’ve only gotten these in a month

[tropic leaf]

Ok, imma finish episode of the show I'm watching then going to bed

[sour cipher]

I saw that but I did spend less than 1 week watching the ENTIRETY of Pokemon XY and XYZ including the movies

Say*

[peak notch]

Gooddddddnight don’t let the bedbugs biteeeeeeeee

[tropic leaf]

Its the tigers I'm worried about

[sour cipher]

Dont worry about those

I'll getcha

[peak notch]

Man I really gotta hold back I’m moderator now 😭😭😭😭

[sour cipher]

Damn

Cant say that

Fine

[sour cipher]

Coward

[desert knoll]

meow

[peak cosmos]

deadass ur gonna get fired

[sour cipher]

Worth it for the memes

[peak cosmos]

from the highest position you've ever held no less

[peak notch]

No, I have aura

[peak notch]

STOP ITS SO CUTE I WANT TO SQUEEZE IT SO BAD

[peak cosmos]

why does the mother have a human face

[sour cipher]

-1000 Aura

I have hiccups

Why

[peak notch]

Why does the mother look like a an anemic woman begging for 3 shillings to feed her children before the king comes to collect taxes

[tropic leaf]

I could lowk walk to each of these places

[peak notch]

“Stuck between heaven, and a really fat deer” ass photography

[peak cosmos]

-1,000,000,000, aura

[tropic leaf]

I hate how my camera is like that😭 I want a good deer Pic to send to EW

[peak notch]

I’m crine I still can’t get over how she is literally staring at ME like it’s so funny she is looking at me I’m cackling out loud rn why does she look like that 😭😭😭😭😭😭 help me lmfao

[tropic leaf]

Best doctor btw

[peak notch]

Yeah he is 😍

[sour cipher]

Nah bro, Doctor Nefario is where its AT

[peak cosmos]

Goodnight everyone

[sour cipher]

#😭

[sour cipher]

Fatass bird

[peak notch]

I’m losing it

[peak notch]

Goodnight sigma

[sour cipher]

Get off the game and go outside

[peak notch]

1am btw 💔

[sour cipher]

Maybe you'd regain sanit-

BRO GET TO SLEEP

[peak notch]

Nah I’m good til 3am

[sour cipher]

Before I ask you for a Bucket of Soup

[peak cosmos]

Pst 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ok bye

[peak notch]

Count your days little boy 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[peak notch]

Bye bye

[peak notch]

Mmmm clam chowder

[sour cipher]

Can I have a Bucket of Soup 🗣🗣

[peak notch]

Where is g1 black bear

[sour cipher]

I REALLY wanna send the meme bro

I am SO tempted

[sacred bough]

Hi

After 2000 hours on controller I've lost the ability to aim on controller because of 500 hours on pc

🥀

[sour cipher]

Skill issue

[sacred bough]

It truly is

No wonder i spine shot that g1 😭✌️

😔

[sour cipher]

My jaw dropped

[sacred bough]

The g1 in question and my cat

[lone drift]

Nice cat

[sour cipher]

I'd probabky end it

My sanity could NEVER

[sacred bough]

Real

[lone drift]

DON’T TOUCH THE CAT

[gaunt fractal]

im sitting on a bench and some woman came up to me and i thought she said "the old seating" so i stood up saying "oh" thinking the bench is for older people only, she actually wanted to know where the "old city" was

[sour cipher]

NOT THE CAT

[lone drift]

Ohhh ok

[sacred bough]

Genuinely might have to go back to pc this is too hard😭✌️

Dk how i did it before

Must be viewing it wrong fr

[peak notch]

It’s okay we ALL have modded a bullet into the spine of a g1

[sacred bough]

😭

[gaunt fractal]

cant lie

now that i look at it

theres like no point in caring about messing up a great one

[peak notch]

Massive point

[gaunt fractal]

u claim the same animal with the same fur anyway

[gaunt fractal]

if u taxi it, it looks the same

[peak notch]

Except it’s a ugly gold forever

[tacit goblet]

but the icon

[peak notch]

Looks nasty

[gaunt fractal]

only difference is u didnt get some text and an icon

boring

(i would cry if i messed up)

[tacit goblet]

(2)

[peak notch]

Hawk 2

Uh

[rotund oak]

be realistic what would you do in this situation

[peak notch]

Main menu

[tacit goblet]

crei

[gaunt fractal]

assert dominance.

[whole vine]

Tripod

[flat sage]

And sr!

[peak notch]

No. That one’s u exclusive

[gaunt fractal]

grimmmmmmm

hiiii

[tropic leaf]

Ok gn chat

[whole vine]

Goood morning

[whole vine]

Goood night

[flat sage]

Nuh uh

[tropic leaf]

Ik you're happy in going to sleep😭

[flat sage]

Its 10:05😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[whole vine]

I’m in the London reserve today

[tropic leaf]

Its 3:05 am😭 😭 😭 😭

[whole vine]

Crazy detailed map

[tropic leaf]

Pigeons, rats, and red fox?

[whole vine]

You bet

Squirrels too

[peak notch]

Yes!

Jk Seamus we ALL (yes ALL) love you

[whole vine]

Ppl r way too confidence w squirrels in London bc wdym ur putting your hands near its face if it bites you it’s OVER

[peak notch]

Rabies shots go wild

[whole vine]

Bite force heavier than a great white shark 😭

[whole vine]

No you’d just bleed out

[tropic leaf]

I will only ever go to London once in my life. Imma look at Big Ben, show the clam to one of the royal guard dudes, then leave

[whole vine]

Small mammal bites go CRAZY

[whole vine]

Understandable

Actually go to the Tower of London and teach the ravens the way of the clam

The ravens there are so funny like . What do you mean we have to keep 6 of them there or the kingdom will fall but some of them have gone AWOL to attack satellite dishes and go to the pub

some have been dismissed from their position as ensuring the kingdom doesn’t fall due to poor manners

One of them plays dead for attention which is really funny

Love them . I’ll get to see them out of their houses one day

[tropic leaf]

Yall ever get a really deep humming in your ears?

[whole vine]

That is tinnitus

Okay I gotta dip and get ready to leave

[tropic leaf]

I gotta go to sleep

[peak notch]

Is this a enthusiasm and are you planning a federal crime

[tropic leaf]

Enthusiasm 😭

[peak notch]

Wait did I mispell it

I’m eepy

[tropic leaf]

Euphemism 😭

[tropic leaf]

Go to bed😭

[peak notch]

What are we saying

[peak notch]

NO

[lone drift]

I’m going fishing today

[peak notch]

Nice to meet you going fishing today

[lone drift]

You’re not invited ☹️

[frozen yarrow]

bro going to golden ridge reserve

[lone drift]

I’m fully prepared to lose my bait and 10 meters of line to a pike

[lone drift]

Nah i’m going the unreleased netherlands reserve

[fleet roost]

I hate hunting turkeys. The callers have 200m range, but they spot you at 220m even when crouched. And if you do get inside caller range then one toot sends them into nervous state and then they run off.

[nimble forum]

you just have to use 22lr/22 hornet/22 magnum

[fleet roost]

can't do that for event.

[nimble forum]

unfortunate

[fleet roost]

Anyways, I shot two turkeys by saying f'it, and just sprinting after them and blasting them out of the sky.

Never hunting turkeys again.

Would think the callers actually worked, but nope. Just made them run away. The callers are actually anti-callers.

[dark barn]

the turkeys and their callers work fine for me..

[fleet roost]

scares them off for me. either way, done with them.

[whole vine]

Whilst they can be a pain in the arse to find stationary , it’s pretty easy to shoot em out of the air if you have a shotgun in your inventory at all

Most my turkey kills in this new game r just from running around making loads of noise 😭

[dark barn]

they legit fly overhead of you most times lol

[whole vine]

They just fly into you sometimes like . Woauh hey?

[dark barn]

other times i've literally had them land at my feet only to spook again then find themselves painted with birdshot

[graceful cobalt]

Real

[whole vine]

Zero Survival instinct

Literally just fly right past you and go “I hope they don’t see me!”

[whole vine]

Most intelligent turkey

Still. Has zero survival instinct

[dark barn]

you ever had them just stare at you like this 👁️👄👁️ and just eat birdshot from 5 centimetres

[whole vine]

Capercaillies 😭😭😭😭😭

And pheasants tbh. Like whatever man

If you not gonna fly you gonna die

[flat sage]

My albino wild turkey was like this😭

[dark barn]

god dont remind me of the pheasant fiasco, remember the salz glitch that would stop them from flighting

so many trophies ruined bc of grounded kills

[whole vine]

When they’d be classed as “grounded” just bc their little feeties were out to land

[dark barn]

it made me furious

[whole vine]

I’m so sick of the misinformation in this game . His arms are NOT crossed .

[dark barn]

maybe hes just camerashy

[peak notch]

#🦝︴off-topic

[whole vine]

What if I GOT you

[tacit goblet]

guys guys, guess the score

[cosmic ledge]

420

[sour cipher]

Yes they are if you squint REALLY hard

[flat sage]

211.75

[rotund oak]

who has bigger rack than me?

[cosmic ledge]

my wife hehe

[trim citrus]

<@&393042322499305473> 🤣

[cosmic ledge]

really lol

[rotund oak]

then show me the racks of your wife

[trim citrus]

ok this gotta stop

[cosmic ledge]

mate chill out lol

[wanton quail]

Jeeze

All of you stop being children

[tacit goblet]

close

[lament swallow]

Hi tyk!

[tacit goblet]

its actually 211.2

[wanton quail]

Also keep it sfw please