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nah
gotta destroy it
and u get resources baxk
oh so do damage on it got it thanks.
yh
Make sure itโs in shallow water!
yh haha
lmao literally
what do i do with the rubys and other currencies? how do i sell them. i have found the merhcant.
Bottom right button for selling to the trader.
There should be a little sell b- that
just made draug faug, no boss run, good times
now to find an aquaduct for iron..
It's a bridge. They were not built for water. Not that it would take much to make them into aquaducts.
ok.
anyway soon as i find an aquaduct ill dismantle for iron since i dont have a key in a noboss run
checks chat
nvm gbye ๐
You can find iron in swamps without the key. Especially on steep slopes
dismantling is 1000% faster and more fruitful plus its presmelted
You can also use the chair cheat to get into crypts.
That's cheating
are iron veins kind of very rare
i went all over my tiny swamp with stagbreaker only the wood was too hard
Yeah, I wait until Mistlands to fill my chests with iron.
I did say "chair cheat".
well and I'm rejecting it 
Not every swamp has iron piles. I've wasted a lot of time looking for them.
RNGesus must love me; Iโve found so many!
When they are there, it's usually 4 plus.
yes, verrry rare, also swamp is a bad place to use hammers for prospecting, since every single ancient tree will give the "too hard" text when inside the aoe... and besides that way rare on itself, not reccomended
#u#
The piles are kinda easy to spot. There is usually a skull.
are there usually animate skeletons too or are they kinda everywhere and meaningless?
Everywhere.
meaningless, but usually underground, maybe scouting the steep parts is better than prospecting, they would stick out (and show skulls/stuff)
my swamp is very tiny and has no steep parts ๐ซ
i must cross the sea again
you say my name :0
tho i personally never counted on those in my pre-elder-iron searches, even before fish bait stuff was pre-5-iron-for-table
yep, obtaining some iron for stonecutter, lvl4 workbench, and/or iron cooking requires a lot of dangerous scouting, since bog witch update i find the mountain-caves scouting the most effective
You can find them anywhere, even next to houses.
i think the most important iron thing is stonecutter
Absolutely.
Plus it makes the wheel, so forge upgrade.
iron sword is nice tho
yep, but that's just two, survive some nights and go for oozers and it's done, if you go 5 big bonuses (2sc, 3 the cooking station, 4 the workbench, 5 the table, and you can all deconstruct so 5 is enough for everything)
i go for mountains for that, herrings were too easy before bw
really quick before we get back to discussing iron scout(๐คญ)ing for iron
abominations spawned in daylight don't despawn, right?
yep
i ran away. excited to chute it to demise
I make my shield first. Makes everything less deadly.
i think bronze buckler is alright for swamp
abominations fear zero dayligth and don't despawn, at least night doesn't make em starred tho
isnt there a glitch with the chair so you can get into the swamp dungeons
Yes. That cheat still works
never tried it just know of its existence
Same.
i might try it already having the swamp key tho
Elder is easy enough to beat when I want to.
elder was more difficult for me than should've been ๐ซ
not the hardest of bosses
i was well prepared and still dyed
i kinda just went stabby stabby until i won
i died a couple times
i did find the alter while scouting tho
I don't recall if the Elder has ever killed me.
the thing about random piles in outer swamps is true, but without a bonemass done tool is really hard to find, i personally found frost-resistance meads, some ooze bombs, and a fast-portal way more doable to get some iron from caves
isnt it found in some later biomes
Iron is in the doors and torches of the mountain caves.
yeh but you have to craft 5/6th biome tier gear to mine it
just thinking if exploring future biomes was an option
Broze bars are in the braziers.
just doors, torches yeld nothing like in bf/swamps, and braziers yeld bronze
i hate how common tin is and how annoying bronze is to get
i have so much tin and so little copper
tin reserve is one of my priorities when moving to mistlands, if i wanna build stuff as i like
you carry lots in boat storage?
well, a stack of 30
Thought I got a few out of torches. Must have been out of doors I forgot I destroyed.
im not far enough into the game for tin to have many uses to me
if i happen to end up in a place with no bf around
yep, quite sure about just doors 
Tin is only good for what? 2 things besides bronze?
yeh, useless from a speedrun pov, but i like to build braziers
and maybe have a lvl 7 forge there, just because
I like sconces. They're pretty bright and last a while
same
forgot what they were called
Hanging braziers for a small little place
I like them better than dvegr lighting.
i have 16 entrails in my current inventory when am i going to find turnips
Good!
there's ways, still exploring those 
any tips?
Lights make turnips more visible.
well, use at least 3x stone jut for the walls to look prettier and wooden doors for half-meter snap points on the thikness side...
ok
not a super experience builder eh, but all i found out i posted in building-tips
i did ask there but noone replied to me
the latest one i built looks horible tho
like a new level of badness
Just takes practice. Took a LOT for me.
its a base we are gonna spend ages at tho -_-
#building-ideas message found this searching myself 
just wanna see if i can fix it up a bit
Copying the various in game structures taught me a lot.
oh i didn't know one could bookmark messages, weel search tool works well eheh
why does the atgir block seem kind of actually good versus tree trolls ..... ๐ค 
i just coppied the message link and sent it to the other person i play with
i just told him im saving it there
new game time :0
no im not a human
My understanding is that it blocks well over all.
eheh it's ok, very happy to share, and probably much more comprehensive tutorials around yt vids
Yes, I used YouTube videos a lot as well.
Not sure. I would guess it does, like any other weapons.
i think i will watch a few
I watched them mostly for building really high, but that includes tons of tips.
might aswel whille i do other stuff
the block data sheet says that atgir's block value is the same as other bronze-tier 2-handeds, right?
it's just that there aren't many 2 handed bronze weapons?
If that is Sev's sheet, I am sure it is accurate.
i forgot what it says and how to find it ๐ซ
looks like bronze atgir is the only 2-handed bronze weapon?
not one of the only. the literal only.
Krom?
technically, yes. There's another 2H weapon of the same tier that doesn't require bronze
well... you got the hammer
stagbreaker
it seems like atgir's damage block is much better than stagbreaker's...
will check...
literally 4x. yes
what's the minimum block thing to parry a treeless troll hand?
Are you on the sheet?
is it listed there?
The purpose of the sheet is it shows you how much max hp you need to block/parry every attack in the game.
You plug in difficulty, skill, and which weapon/shield you are curious about and it will automatically update itself.
@iron basin sorry for late reply.
Test.
@iron basin I wrote you a whole reply on my phone and sent it.
Discord has it confirmed as sent on my mobile but for some reason it isn't showing up now that I am on PC? ๐ญ
i saw the reply sorry i went silent
too busy fighting an abomination ๐ซ
Yes, the sheet shows you how much max HP you need to block any attack in the game.
You plug in your difficulty, skill, and whatever weapon/shield you are using and it automatically updates.
i've used a sheet like this before. i have to make a personal copy to make edits, right?
I have it set up so you can edit the 3 specific boxes at will online. No need to download.
why are there three values for one attack..?
?
#screenshots what do you mean?
oh... this must depend on difficulty
No, the entire sheet updates based on difficulty.
Attack Damage per enemy is split for the 3 star ratings if that is what you mean?
Which is why enemies without star ratings have only 1 value.
Block/Parry is split into 3's because shields have 2 upgrades, giving them 3 different block armors.
and also 3 ranks... what do the ranks mean?
Just pre-answered that ๐
it's appearing on the nme sheet o_O ๐ฅด
What is an "nme" sheet?
enemy sorry i'm having a weird evening
Ok go to Health Thresholds
No.
what?
you can't just... explain attack rank?
What is "attack rank"?
Perhaps Damage Values?
All damage values are listed though?
Health Thresholds, yes.
is that your own sheet?
Block Armor and Enemies tabs are just data tables the the other tabs pull from.
The only reason they are visible is because some people like to look at them.
9w9
almost typed this by accident
Yes, I made this sheet.
-# That is why in the top left it says "By Sevrahn" ๐ญ
Level of your shield if itโs what I think youโre talking about
Goated sheet btw
If they add goats in 1.0 I will be sure to update it ๐
maybe they can lick
check #screenshots
Rank (columns) is shield upgrade level
The rows though cut off I believe is 0 star 1 star 2 star enemy
The minimum amount of MAX hp you need to Block the attack on the left without being staggered given the weapon/shield typed in the top right.
so yes?
No.
is snail wrong?
The attack is exactly the same regardless of what weapon you have.
What changes is how easy it is to block/parry based on your block armor/parry bonus.
6 7 hands without saying 6 7
What?
imagine that gesture
I can't, so.. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
like "๐คทโโ๏ธ"
If you're look at the 9 numbers, watch what happens when I switch from Bronze Atgeir to Iron Atgeir, k?
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Or is your screenshot from a downloaded sheet?
it's currently using serpent scale shield since i couldnt figure out how to switch it
switching weapon probably won't make things as much less confusing as you think
May I DM you so we can send images faster?
fine
In the picture, top left number says that you need to have 43 max hp to be able to block a **unstarred **trolls slam, with the shield/weapon and block skill you input elsewhere if your shield/weapon is unupgraded
top right number says you need 36hp to block an unstarred trolls slam, if your shield is upgraded to level 3
Bottom right number says you need 142 hp to block a 2 star trolls slam, if your shield is upgraded to level 3
Etc.
Just a few examples
thank you guys for the response @tranquil kernel
general
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Please read the rules, specifically rule 12. ๐
Someone said.. tomorrow is the day?
Anyone knows what this guy is talking about? ๐ซฃ
(( Facebook valheim group ))
If someone is saying tomorrow is 1.0, they are lying.
Yeah, sounds like he has been misinformed
Or is making stuff up for engagement ๐คทโโ๏ธ
The devs will most likely announce the actual date when they have one.
But right now they don't have anything more concrete than "sometime in 2026."
Ayy, agreed
I wanna play valheim ๐ฟ
So do it
Mow the lawn, take out the trash, do the dishes
Then ask the guardian for $2
Do that 10 times
Done ๐ฐ
๐ชช
user name checks out
a respected career
back in 1889
whats stoppin' ya
Pichu hasn't passed "GO". No per-round income given
Ask for $20
Double it make it $40, then invest it and double it becomes $80, multinvest and quadruple it and double triple it two times, then stack it over two months million billion
IYKYK
this was very helpful i'm sorry i was so confused
oh god it's every other day in the official minecraft discord server all over again ๐คฃ ๐
Still today, if you can't afford Valheim as a minor. If you're a grown up on the other hand, I would think you have more pressing problems if you can't afford the 20 bucks for Valheim. Like putting food on the table.
ohh I thought that was a job, not a minor trying to buy valheim
or 10 bucks in sale
Morgen gjall
As far as i am aware not even the year has been stated for 1.0
i got valheim for more than half off because of this
and now i'm playing a great game 
DO NOT buy valheim
recken be banned speedrun
banned for what
we're vikings not pirates
oh no i wasint saying that
meow who said I bought it
do not until they full release they are lazy devs, don't deserve ur money brother
who said I don't have it in my library
frick
that's worse than encouraging piracy
truth hurts sometimes unfortunately
well ppl would start to riot on the internet if it wouldnt be this year ๐
for god's sakes the dev team is solid and the game is already pretty good
fun fact,
no buying early access --> no money to continue development
trust me they have plenty of money, over 12 million copies sold
- steam cut
- sales
- taxes
valheim is barely an indie game they need money to make it better
idk what else
omg gta 5 budget
damn.. discord destroyed my minuses
for heck's sake let the devs live comfortably
meow I just need v1.0
truth nuke
then buy a mansion idc
why u keep saying meow
cuz
u a cat
why you keep saying "the truth is"
nessescity
meow too
universal language, even cats say it when human approaches
im allergic to cats
yo the broom at the witches hut is a real one i can't lie
gotta shave ur fur
my fur? you mean my manly body hair
wrong reply
no the broom at witch hut
whatever u call that
meow
lol
I don't feel like becoming an Egyptian cat
u fw the broom at the witches hut though
i have bad experience with that broom
Oh sad
smacked me previously
you are foreign to him give him time
kill it for a trophy tho
still plenty
no one can deny it's a monumental success
so no need to short-sell this
a. Kids these days.
b. It's a monumental success.
c. Deservedly so.
d. 20 bucks is still damn cheap for a game like Valheim.
e. I bought it like five times, because I think devs deserve it.
f. Let them take as long as they want.
'mornin folks
It's afternoon here... but good morning to you!
9 in the morning over here lol
That must be Australia, right? ๐
America
Utah actually. I don't think I'd be able to survive the land down under lol.
Called it
Australia is like +12h from a gmt time
My friend in New Zealand always joins our nighttime voice chats at like 9am their time
Don't think Australia has many if any views like this. (Taken at Zion national Park a couple weeks ago)
Are you Europe too?
Yup.
That looks fantastic
It does. But Australia does have very nice views.
I've never left Europe
Me too. ๐
Im an uncultured swine
And apparently more things that want you dead lmao
Well, the farthest I've been was Turkey.
Portugal for me
Well, that's not true. I've been to Washington DC two times.
Lies! ๐
But only for a few days (training).
I've only left the states once, and was to go to Canada for a weekend
I worked in Austrailia at a wildlife conservation for 2 years, there are some truly beautiful areas out there.
I can imagine.
They have such a lovely langauge
I'd really wanted to visit New Zealand.
LoTR views
They're shooting the Zelda production in NZ as well. ๐ฎ
Nice!
New Zealand tourist attraction skyrocketed after LoTR
I can imagine.
Honestly I'd love to live in Hobbiton
i wouldnt, modern comforts and all
But I'd need to shrink to about half.
Same Im very tall
Yeah, 193cm.
6.3. ๐
yankee units, ew
European
Height is usually measured in feet
I've worked for 25 years for the US government... I know too much about imperial units... ๐
Afternoon peeps ๐
And I STILL get AM and PM wrong.
I think there's only like 3 countries left in the world who use imperial system
Not that many, I believe.
Well itโs almost noon but I woke up! Howโs my fellow Vikings doing
It would cost America too much money to change their system
Its 4.22 pm here
Itโs 11:22am here
Alive just about
8am here
I am having chocolate withdrawal
East Coast hello!
Hello!
That dog has been walked already twice. ๐
Lovely day for it outtside
Tis
But it is very lovely.
dang it's nice weather here too
Tomorrow is meant to be 25! In april
Wat
Yup
I have not checked weather for a min
Its 20 in London
Are you up north?
Kinda
Better than London
I am in what technically is classed as the "north"
Anything higher than Liverpool/ Manchester?
I love a scouse accent
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I love the Leeds accent too
Lol
I can't understand them
Yes I love glaswegians
I love scottish.
I warned you yesterday
Yeah they're funny
Haggis is good and I don't care what people say
But, yeah, any brit accent is somewhat loveable to me.
And I regret not listening
Im more of black / white pudding guy
I love both too
I've never tried haggis
What is exactly in that?
It sounds disgusting but it's nice
Is it similar to pudding
Look it up
So does black pudding
They are often eaten with black pudding
Mmmmm
It's a part of the full English in Scotland
Look up what it's made of tho
Might put you off eating it
Honestly I give people pudding if they've never heard of it before then tell them afterwards how its made
As it usually throws people off if I let them know first
Ok, it's got lung in it. No problem for me. I'll eat anything.
What about the smelly fish the Nordic people eat
I don't rlly care what it is
The one that stinks so much you have to open it under water
What is that?
If it's nice I will eat it
Its got some Scandinavian name I can't spell correctly
Ok, I may draw a line on SOME things. But I do eat a lot.
I will eat most
Surstrรถmming
Maybe not Brain's tho
I'd eat bugs if they were available here.
I don't think I have ever tried a bug outside of the ones that fly in my mouth
Ah, yes. I've heard of it. That would probably require some fine chalk line drawing.
Haha
But heart, lung and liver? No problem.
Where do you draw the line
Probably with that Surstrรถmming stuff... fish... whatever.
I probably don't even have a problem with brains.
I do I'm very grossed out by that stuff
good i aint a zombie then
I have no idea how it tastes...
Brainy
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some of my friends say its kinda meaty with a strange texture
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and it didnt look very apetising
i've heard brains have less mercury than other parts of the fish
that's the theory as to why sea wolves eat them
The other parts has the micro plastics ๐
mmm plastic ๐คค
LOTs of it. ๐
A sea wolf? So many questions
Awww
sea wolves are just wolves that eat a lot of fish
I legit thought it was some new breed of wolves
I might be wrong, though.
it is
Out swimming in the seas
lol
Hahaha
I do think there is a fish that is named sea wolf.
they dost
they're not whales yet but people theorize that's how it began
they just swim with their paws they can't spend all their time in the water
Not yet. ๐
I wish valheim had whales
i know some dogs that love swimming
Ocean is empty af
So. Haggis is pretty much close to the Palatinate dish "Saumagen".
and my dog has a tuna obsession
Which is one of my favourites.
I mean the "Saumagen". I do love me some Tuna as well.
i eat tinned tuna so much
thats basically what haggis is
Hehe, they should try and eat some Pfรคlzer Saumagen. Best dish ever.
Together with a good Pfรคlzisch Riesling wine.
I just love my home.
It is sublime.
and similar to haggis
Lot's of potatoes in it, though.
i love potatoes
Me too.
and since when is that a downside? xd
its cos potatoes are not native to the uk
they got imported to us in the victorian times
goodd'afternoona๐ค
Yeah, we got them way earlier. It's a staple in our food.
the best things we had were parsinps and turnips
not very exiting foods
however we could make bread with weat and barley
I still think that Germans and Austrians make the best bread, but then I'm not very impartial here. ๐
I love me some good rye-bread.
i like foccatia
Italians have good bread too, but it's mainly wheat.
yep, many types and big differences even in the same region, but mostly wheat, i love it but very used to it so i tend to appreciate foreign stuff very much... just i don't really know foreign bread types besides pita and indian area breads (popular because restaurants)
I think the main problem is that fresh German bread is REALLY hard to come by outside of Germany.
But I love Ciabatta.
there is a reason a lot of germans who live abroad learn baking bread...
True.
"foccatia" name is very similar to focaccia (general name for "flat" type bread, Genovese is very popular, salted and dripping olive oil ๐คค )
also apparently naming a certain dish from southern germany gets you a 10 min mute cuz the server blacklisted their word for a berliner
Whatdafugg...?
Well yeah, the moment you ship it far enough that it is leaving the country it isn't fresh anymore ๐
yeah, my reaction as well
yeh that's a problem with many fresh things, even bringing bread from Sicily to northern Italy makes sense only if you travel by flight
It's really astonishing, but we use it up mostly in our rye breads.
problem is also: if you want decent bread of any passable quality outside central europe you have to search for highly specialized bakeries, which then charge you 15 bucks for a bread you get around any corner in germany, for 5
and we dont talk about the crime against humanity americans call bread
Hehe
yeh crime agains blood sugar levels for sure, tho is yummy
Yoga mats are extra chewy though!
hell na
i mean, one of those is true, but only one
heh, i know it's not healthy and lots of trash food, but very tempting, i put up 7/8 good kilos in a 20 day travel to U.S. eheh, and i was like 19 so kid metabolism
That's... so wrong.
doesnt taste good, at all
german bread you can eat without anything added if fresh
And good German rye bread is still good even after a week.
Without any preservatives.
good, yes, but by then you probably want butter on it xd
and just to be clear: if fresh = younger than 4 days
yep rye bread does it, i like it right because it has a own-strong taste, most people here dislike it for the very same reason
I just loooove the taste of rye bread.
if you let baguette go stale (aka survive the evening) you can stab someone with it
yep, confirmed even on it's own
butter and anchovies top tier as well (just to name the first topping that came to mind)
My wife makes the best Dinkel flat bread in the world. It's true, because I said so!
uh or big russian/eastern red fish eggs, loved that the rare times i found the prime mats here
If freshly baked around noon, you can still eat it for dinner.
Fish eggs are nice too.
I'm getting hungry again!
Ok, I'ma outta herea... ๐ (fake italian english accent)
mammamia ๐ค eata something you're so thin (classic grandma sentence, and me nor anyone in family ever been vaguely thin ofc)
100kg can be "thin" depending on height, lol
Well, I got me some big belly. ๐
Like if you're 100kg at 2m, that's.. normal.
yeh kinda same, but without the being thin as a kid part 
at 180 or above 100kg is heavy but not devastatingly so
i still need to lose a few kg
im working at around 15 kg, then im in ideal weight
185cm, 62kg, despite American food. The above criticisms are accurate, by the way.
I WIN! I'm exactly 194! ๐
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despite or because xd
That is VERY thin, btw.
yeah... thats 20kg underweight for an adult man
yeh, now i'm too much because long period of inactivity, but struggling to go under 90 doesn't make sense, eat/drink pleasure has its cost 
same... but im working at a desk job so i can skip lunch without issues and thats losing me a kg every 2 weeks despite otherwise enjoying food
I'm 160cm and 49kg lol. I just cannot gain weight....plus I often just forget to eat. But I'm the youngest here so we'll see 20 years from now lol
I rarely have lunch
constitution and metabolism is a big part of the game, you would make a good scrum half tho, there's place for every size 
Indeed. I once thought about being a horse jockey lol
I'm short for a dwarf (IRL).
I wish I was a dwarf. ๐
I mean below average male height.
well considering average northeners you could be average Italian
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I know height can bother many people, but luckily I have never been bothered being slightly shorter Northerner. 
Hello
15 stone & 180-181cm here
yeh no big deal, i remember to be a bit "confused" first time i was called "quite short" in UK, but really didn't affect life at all eheh
Could lose a bit myself
here if you're just taller than 178ish people start with the good old "how's weather up there?" 

had to google stones to kg, but naah, that's balanced
||I had to convert everything to participate in the conversation XD||
yeh measure units differences are a bit uncomfy, but good excuse to keeping brain trained, i kinda can do it with feet and inches, stones is too much for me eheh
I could be considered slightly overweight according to BMI, but I do have gym background.
you don't want to be too tall, then men start acting like women toward you.
Same here with forgetting to eat, but still cant get bellow 100kg (220pounds/15.7 stone) ๐
-# Tho Its not that much since i stand at nearly 190cm (6'2 or 3'')
Im gonna gif
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Never gonna GIF you up...
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When will Valheim finally come out on PS5, and when do pre-orders start?
only official info is "2026", no further details disclosed
ending?
there are multiple endings
it wasnt a good one but it was an ending
tis a good game tho
would recomend
๐ค scrolling up but lost the convo probably 
heh, lost sry, i remember the bread thing and before was stone building tips, well anyway... wich game? i got curious 
oh ok "no i'm not a human" is the name, eheh, sry took me a bit
looks interesting, and retro/unusal graphics look quite unique, nice
yup, i like horrory thingies

Not specific Valheim but the dragons in it helped inspire this.
There be dragons
Big, scaly, fire-breathing lizards.
Often found in tales of wizards.
Legends older than all the kings.
Sleeping for ages on gold and rings.
Guardians of flame and fire,
or a destructive power so dire.
They instill awe and dread,
How to feel is never said.
Tales of them spread across the earth,
a few of them you might have heard.
Maybe some are the real deal,
or just a fantasy and yet feel real.

Morgen, Gjall. ๐
Morgen gjall
Evening Gjallone
Hello ๐
Working with dogs sounds like bliss
I love dogs
Mornin ๐
I don't need a yellow DSi LL
But how do I convince myself
Been eyeing it for weeks
the other day my phone rang, i turned around too quick or something and fucked up my back, day 3 and ive not been the same
old age truly does come with surprises jfc
How old?
40 in a few years lol
Young'un
midlife, or something
i look forward to it
My back problems did start in my early 50's, I think.
Well, usually around that time, when you hit 40, you have a good job, you're still fit. So you can afford to do and buy a lot of interesting stuff.
That's why I liked my 40's in general.
thats why im liking my 30s, same mindset but dont need to beg for allowance to buy what i want lol
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Well, I started my good job in my late 30's, so that shifted towards my fourties. ๐
I'm self employed, 11 years now (thats why im always here ;-;)
lol
Good for you that you could do it!
Being self employed requires a certain mindset that not everybody has. I don't, for example. You need to be very selfcontrolled and organized.
It's true, I had to change a lot as a person to make it work
I can imagine. I doff my hat to everyone who manages to do it.
discipline being main thing, but also go from shut-in gremlin to conversational and communicative
Exactly.
No kids either I take it? I like being childfree. I don't have to spend money on them.
No, they'd take up my valheim time

Nah I'm not childfree, just never happened
ok now valheim and coffee time like the true adult activity i enjoy
I got 3 and Iโm ngot going to lie, itโs a lot
Kids?
And their birthdays are all within 3 months of each other
oof
Yep and each one of those are near a holiday aswell and one is the day before my anniversary
So itโs tuff
Idk, I feel like the older I get the harder it is to "trick" myself into that kinda life lol
you get used to your own time and commodities
Itโs not too bad, youโre hormones will make you think they are super cute

Although my 6 year old can have an attitude
when it's not my problem sure, babies are adorable, but i dont have to deal with it
The newborn phases are the worst
so from what im hearing life after frontal lobe development starts to go uphill from there ๐
then you become a bonafide adult and the improvement stops ๐
Yeah then you start going straight down like a plane crash until mid life crisis stops you.. ๐ adulthood ftw
wat does vanilla mean
It means either flavour or gameplay without mods.
Latter when speaking of gaming.
thanks
It can also mean standard or not exciting.
On the topic of kids I've got twin boys of 11 year old both have ADHD, autism and dcd. It's a lot to deal with and I've got all those as well.
erm vanilla is a plant akshually
akshually its a vine
akshually it's a word
how would a snail know
its probably a myth
#Salt
#Butter
#garlicbutter and pepper
They lied bro, im sorry
Please deliver ignorance to my front door step
Feeling french today are we ๐ฝ๏ธ๐
Are wui* ๐
My frontal lobe will be developed next year apparently and Iโm still wondering why I feel like a teenager
Like who said I can take care of kids???? I remember sneaking out like it was yesterday
The scary part is when time feels like it gets shorter
No one prepares you for the fact that being an adult is just doing what you need to do, there's no moment where it all changes mentally.
Pride and accomplishments just make it all easier to undertake.
Yeah... but they all need the game to have achievements for them. Because pride in their own accomplishments isn't enough ๐
(Yes, I know exactly what is actually being talked about right now when I make that reply)
Introducing... adult report cards!

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Oui oui baguette ๐ฅธ๐ฅ
hi, does anyone know of a server i could possibly join? i play everyday and im on xbox
Huh
baguette:D
Lol
Check #1024264966712340510
Can make a post there if you don't find something
thanks
baguette isn't hard btw
it actually soft bread
sometimes we add milk and an egg to the dough too
depends how long after it was made you eat it ๐
kinda 1 day expirey for us
then it becomes the frostner
also capcom got broke smh
to the point they have just reselling resident evil 3 on steam
the 1999 one
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yuh turns out it's limited sales cuz of re2 event, they are selling re123 until 16 of this month
RE 123? They've made a lot while I wasn't looking.
RE3 remake turned me away in the first 30 minutes because the main character made me roll my eyes so hard
I didn't even play the original, and I knew something was wrong so I looked it up. They butchered the character's personality
Rewatching The Sopranos and stumbled upon this biome
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0705263/
Hello guys I'm new here, just wanted to ask where can I like look to join some games hosted by others?
we have people over in #1024264966712340510 ๐
you can find people here https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510
thanks, thats quite a bit of games
my suggestion is to make and keep some friends
your friends might have games they'd want to invite you to
and if you have enough interested friends you can start one with them
im starting a modded server today, wanna join lol
mod it by deleting the mods
A mod that removes mods ๐ค
It called "Not doing anything weird to the game" ๐
vanilla ice cream
Extra vanilla ๐จ
some extra vanilla on top
Not to be confused with vanilla+, which is actually not vanilla
vanilla with a side of no modifications
Vanilla ice cream is already modified with vanilla beans! Otherwise itโs just frozen sugarmilk
saltmilk
The salt is for the ice around it, not the cream itself
@restive bramble the auto-mod will block you if even trying to do both languages like that
pistachio maybe
ahhh. Can't it be solved? ๐ Do you only accept English?
english only ๐ซก
all other languages will be blocked sadly
It would have been nice to write what I want to say in Hungarian in addition to English ๐
yeah but not allowed
the bots are harsh because other people have miss behaved before
Okay, no problem. I hope I can still reach the target audience.
Although now I can wait an hour before I can post again. LOL ๐
I thought it was deer peenar at first lol
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sure
I'm honestly curious if this anti-mods phenomena is mostly unique to the Valheim community. It's just rather new to me.
Obviously it's pretty much nonexistent in the Elder Scrolls community. Mods are pretty much what keep those games alive
I guess it's more common around indie games
Itโs just a very vocal subsection of the population
Yes
The funny thing is that the devs actually like it that people mod their game. Obviously
Anyone know what would be causing a slow cloud status upload speed on Valheim from steam? Too many saves maybe? Day 2 of it being super slow
Which is why I find it so amusing when people get offended on their behalf
Bethesda make incomplete games on purpose that are meant to be filled in by mods.
It's their model and their active choice.
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No. Purists exist everywhere.
Just be happy modding (in anything) is such an incredibly big part of life :)
maybe valheim is "supposed" to have all the necessary content already?
It can be a bit of an annoyance during early access for developers, there's nothing better than over half your bug reports being false because they were a result of a mod. ๐
the "it's not a bug it's a feature" crowd defending their features
"on your first playthrough don't give yourself plantable berry bushes"
probably actually good advice
Hmm nah
You're saying it so matter-of-fact like but they never said it and it's simply not true. Their games are very much complete and unique in their own way. Modding just makes it better.
No.
And hellllllll no.
But ๐ That's all of this discussion I wish to partake in.
Todd Howard has made many statements about mods being anticipated and supported even from early in development.
Sure. Doesn't mean he makes the game "incomplete on purpose"
I think (generally, also just my experience) the animosity stems from comparison. It seems that comments like โmods did what developer couldnโt do!โ Or โmods develop way faster than these developers!โ Start to implant this idea like there are sides. Vanilla vs modded.
This always spirals out of control, then you have passionate people on both sides that will adamantly defend their position. Which, honestly, doesnโt actually have a resolution because itโs all just personal preference at the end of the day 
I typically donโt play with mods, itโs just not my thing. (One exception, but thatโs irrelevant). And that goes for any game; terraria, Valheim, whatever.
But with that being said, I donโt put a label on myself as a purist or anything. If players enjoy adding some or a lot of mods- I donโt mind! And Iโm sure there are many who enjoy mods who respect my decision to stay vanilla. And at the end of the day, I think thatโs what itโs really about- respecting otherโs opinions and perspectives. ๐ค
i personally LOVE that mods exist for this game. means the devs wonโt feel as inclined to add those changes to the game and ruin it.
In the REPO community its hard to find a server that DOESN'T use mods. There is nothing wrong with mods but people don't like to accept that lol
I like mods but nobody can seem to play the game without it, makes me think they dont actually like the game, and those people always find something to complain about
When u hate farming, building, the inventory, etc, I tend to think maybe a different game is better for them
That doesn't make any sense at all.
You hate the game if you use mods?
not them, a theoretical other player
no if you DO use lots of mods
like the farming thing that plants down a huge grid of crops, etc etc all these โquality of lifeโ mods that let you not play the game
They are QoL and improve the gameplay,
Disagree
false
they make the game like some juiced up ADHD game other than this one
Preference again
For some it improves gameplay, for some it destroys it
Who cares, people want to play their game how they wish.
let me mod tetris that auto rotates the blocks so i dont have to waste time pressing buttons
If that's how they want to play then that's their right.
Says who
What do you mean say who, it's literally their right to mod the game how they see fit.
True, I use ur mods sometimes
But not on vanilla servers like modders cant seem to not do
Same argument with people who use cheats to Speedrun the game or become OP.
It does not in any way mean they hate the game or should play something else.
Because the majority might feel the game is not playable without mods.
Speedrunners are veterans, people that bought the game 5 minutes ago think the game isnt good enough and add build pieces
And why do you have an issue with how other people are playing a game?
Like i have mentioned they come into vanilla servers and cant play without their "qol"
inb4 devs and mod*erators ban discussions on modding
If im picking blueberries and planting crops, and u are auto generating them, you are literally cheating and circumvent game progeession
auto farms are for minecraft
I think this is a pretty nice discussion, no one seems to be getting angry or anything 
Itโs a good convo!
should this game be minecraf
I mean like having 50 bushes outside not like an auto farm
Why are you gatekeeping how people decide to play their game though?
oh my mistake
Im not, the server rules are, unless rules in general are worthless
there's a reason gates are kept.
sometimes it's a good idea
Well, you cannot enforce rules on vanilla servers.
P sure i can
I do agree, people are free to use mods, but if you're playing together you should agree on how to play.
If a server is vanilla and everyone is playing with vanilla in mind and then someone joins with mods, it could potentially adversely impact the rest. Not necessarily tho, which is why they should just communicate about it beforehand
password requirement enforces a lot of rules ๐ค
So the whole issue is that players use mods and join vanilla servers?
Then you be a good admin
oh no the messages are disappearing
When it comes to mods, I think people should play a game vanilla the first time and get the experience intended by the devs. After that, go HAM on mods.
Not that hard
If you have rules on a vanilla server and people are using mods despite you requesting them not to you ban them.
We agree lol
i plan on introducing some very close friends to valheim through personally made very hands-off mods and that's as far as i'll go when it comes to "play valheim with mods first time"
It also prevent griefers to enter a game.
that's part of the rules enforcement, yes.
I always look for mods when I find new game because there's always areas that can be improved.
If a mod exists it means other people feel the same.
dear god don't play hytale modded first time most of the mods are ai slop
I usually play the game when I find a new game and think "did i waste my time and money again on kids games"
But i cant mod ๐
hot take: all games are kids games and adult players are valuable byproduct
I dont think any adult should be playing video games (I have 6k hours on just valheim)
Why not?
Why?
Time sink, addiction, missing out on real life, etx
as long as you sunk an entire year of gaming into valheim while you were a child ๐ด
I don't think any adult should do hobbies, work until you die like a good slave.
Father forgive me for I have sinned
god forbid you waste time as an adult ๐ด
(i'm being sarcastic children should do more than play video games)
God forbid i enjoy dying a million times in valheim
Yeah I mean thats not at all what I was saying. More like be a productive member of society with a family than chug mt dew in your cave all day
i set my death penalty to casual to keep my equipment and minimize skill loss
Let people live their life how they wish.
Nah, rule with iron fist
Im on a vinilla server getting my ass kicked out here
also yeah when you're an adult time is harder to waste
Theres a mod for that
As long as it's not an addiction and having a detrimental effect on their lives, there's nothing wrong with adults playing video games.
Unless youre an addict ๐
I'm friends with a church pastor who's almost 60 and he loves his xbox.
There's nothing wrong with any hobby.
How much time is it ok for an adult to spend gaming? 1 hour? 2 hours? 4 hours?
Im sure theres a mod for everything lol the owner of my server dong like mods
This is just blatantly not true
he should get into minecraft
How long is a piece of string.
Exactly how much time they wish to play as it's none of your business lol.
Actually it is people are members of my real life community

Are you a troll or something?

No? Now youre just advocating for not having opinions on anything?
honest to heck i am rarely trolling i am just using one of this server's thinking emote icons
People definitely shouldnt be allowed to do ANYTHING
If a person wants to do nothing with their life but just rot in a wood cabin, that is 100% their right to do so.
I have a feeling this silly argument is about to go circular.
people should not. scentence ended ๐
The sky is blue bro
except during sunrise it's orange ๐
You said you don't believe that people should be able to do that though.
I dont want my people dying in a cabin alone rotting on a screen
So Kids can waste time they should use on education, sports and social interacties on games, but adults only need to work, eat, sleep and reproduce?
Im not saying throww them in a pit of fire but youre saying theres nothing wrong with that
Its called "having responsibilities"
i'd rather die alone in a cabin talking to other cabin friends than some of the ways i'm seeing people living their life
Are you comparing yourself to a kid?
Because there isn't, it's none of your business, it's their life, not yours.
You have no right to inject your morals or opinions on another persons life.
Apparently I do
Civilian, you're just looking for arguments. Let it go.
You told me I could
There is no argument, nihilistic disenchanted humans arent ideal living communities
admittedly milk is being very contrarian. probably to your point he's easy to disagree with.
Who's milk?
come to think of it i don't think the world is hurt by cookie thinking that personal freedom to do nothing is right and good
Nothing is neutral
What.
Children have responsibilities too. Doing their homework, helping in housekeeping are just 2 of them.
If Kids play games and don't got their education and responsibilities done, they will become terrible adults.
all we are is dust in the wind dude
Because adults tell them to
Yeah sure but thats kinda cringe cope for desensitizing yourself
Honestly sounds like North Korea :'(
you've figured out who i mean by milk right
WORK, WORK YOU SLAVE
I havent even made a claim other than drinking 600 cans of monster a day in ur basement is bad and u guys are calling me Kim Jong un ๐๐
i mean in south korea adults live out their entire life in their home on their computer ๐ค
What happened here? We went from a nice discussion about mods to the morality of video games? 
Yeah, your argument and opinion are very anti-freedom :(
If ppl want to die by diabetes they dont deserve freedom
Why not?
Because I said so
we mentioned north korea we are thoroughly entangled
You know we have laws so people dont hurt themselves and others right
if people die by diabetes they're dead it's too late
I appreciate every one of your comments
You're basically telling that every adult here is an irrisponsible person because (s)he is playing computer games.
Meaning you don't allow us to choose our own life.
Sounds much like a dictatorship to me.
i'm sorry
Sounds like angy gamerz go me
They are.
I am.
It seems civ likes to goad people into arguments for the sake of it. Probably trolling
There are no laws dictating how one should live their life.
Seems like this convo is above you
Never concedes a point, finds something else to argue about
No, they're not.
And it's not up to you to decide who is or isn't.
Actually people vote for laws so youre wrong
no i think civ just very strongly believes in human wellfare above absolute freedom
Stop using brain cells the mobs will rouse
civ never mentioned north korea for instance
Except there is no human welfare without freedom.
There is no human welfare without sacrifice
hence absolute. too much freedom means less actual freedom
the tolerant society cannot tolerate intolerance.
i think civ is arguing some of that intolerance is self-directed
I concede constantly in every thread I post in.
Thankfully in America and big part of the world there's no dictating how to live your life.
Then there's of course those countries where you're born a slave and have no free will at all.
Again, in america we have laws.... that prevent people.... from hurting themselves...
Like what?
i'm going to try to put my phone down
Freedom means that I decide what I do with MY time.
If that means I play a computer game, so be it.
That doesn't mean I'm an irresponsible person. It just means I had a choice between spending some time to enjoy a game or to do something else.
As I said before, this is going in circles.
No please give me an example of a law in America that imposes on your freedom, please?
You just asked two different questions. The second one using vague buzz word. To address the first one, its illegal to kill yourself is a big one, shall i continue
You cant do hard drugs or sell them
You cant drive without a seat belt
You cant speed
I think there's more no?
I think you forgot
You can't play computergames as an adult?
You also forgot that an adult can't read a book or watch TV as it would be distracting them from the "eat, sleep, work, reproduce" routine.
When did I say that
Simmer down
We shouldn't play videogames, from the person with 6k hours on a videogame
You what mate
Exactly
What?
Got Hurt when someone throws your nonsense back at you?
Do u have something productive to add
I think Valheim is a pretty cool game, might sound cliche but I feel like swords are my favorite weapon type.
Ilu ty
Do as I say, not as I do.
honestly i think was kate said was the smartest thing of the past half hour. too much freedom hurts freedom and tolerant people dont have to tolerate intolerance are huge things people need to understand, tho idk how much either one pertains to video game mods. or if this convo entirely does in general lol.
Dude swords are so good, I have a hard time getting away from Battleaxes & Fist Weapons now though.
I think silver is my favourite.
Kate w moving on
Until you find something else to argue about 
Knives are the best.
Drynwyn is a flaming sword, which Iโm a sucker for in any video game honestly 
Iโm a simple man!
It's the simple things in life you treasure
Sorry, got on the computer and poured up some nice Monster Viking Berry.
Today I will go the store and restock all my drinks ๐ช๐ฅ
Gonna mod it into Valheim so I can get more of it.
I don't drink Monsters anymore, but I am curious about that Viking Berry flavor.