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valid marlin
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Minecraft fishing takes the cake tho fr

tired harness
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Putting things in buckets?

meager surge
valid marlin
valid marlin
tardy vale
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Morgen gjall ☕ 👋

vivid quiver
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I actually really like Stardew's fishing minigame

crimson inlet
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900 playthroughs in valheim
Never fished after the first attempt

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Same with taming, I let someone else do that

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But fishing, no one in the group does it even

tough aspen
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did you exaggerate that numer a tinsy bit

tardy vale
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I think Blues ment hours and not playthroughs 🤔

umbral fog
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Sounds a bit like lack of dedication to me 😏

And mornin gjall 😄

crimson inlet
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I literally wrote and erased that number like 3 times because I knew it would steal the show 🔮

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I should have just added an extra 0

native meadow
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fishing is hard because it's hard to see when the damn fish is idle and when it's not. There should be some kind of indicator to tell the player all that, because in real life you'd feel when a fish changes behavior

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and you can definitely exploit the system as well

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the whole thing is just not well thought out yet imo

crimson inlet
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ehh, fishing is my last concern
I wouldn't be mad if they removed it tomorrow cus I don't play valheim to fishThinkingTroll 🐻

native meadow
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sure, but fishing is relatively safe, costs time and barely anything else, and it unlocks a couple of pretty good and economic recipes

crimson inlet
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Eeeeeehhhh TrophyGreydwarfShaman tbh I don't think I caught more than 3 fish

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It's that bad

native meadow
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and the ocean is already barren as is, so I'd rather keep the fish

crimson inlet
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Better catching them pressing E

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By hand

native meadow
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I'd rather use the harpoon like a spear to catch them

crimson inlet
native meadow
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you surely can't exploit that

crimson inlet
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If anything, our whole group throught that the spear WAS for fishing

native meadow
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even the materials required to craft it make more sense to be fishing related, since you need to sail

crimson inlet
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Because of how it's held
It looked too stupid for combat so we thought it's a fishing tool

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frail pond
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Fishing is great, just mark large pools of fish and come back later with appropriate bait. I do wish some alterations were made to the skill gain, but it's still one of my favorite slow burn activities.

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I'll just put on some zelda lofi and fish in the mornings.

crimson inlet
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Fishing is my top 60 activity

frail pond
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Yeah but you don't even like to gather materials so that tracks. Ragnar_laugh

crimson inlet
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I love gathering materials

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I don't like the costs

It's completely different

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It's the difference between 1 hour and 900 hours

frail pond
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The costs are generous compared to any other survival builder.

frail pond
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2 wood for a 2x1 wall, or 6 stones for a 4x2 wall is insane.

crimson inlet
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Or 16 flametal for half a gate

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Or an iron pole for one whole iron pole (wtf, you get the idea)

frail pond
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Flametal can just be found in a chest though, so you could have that gate and more in one Fort.

crimson inlet
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I love gathering
I don't like the cost is all Ragnar_laugh

native meadow
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you can't, in fact, defend the costs in any way besides "we just wanted to make the game longer"

frail pond
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Considering you don't need to use building items beyond a small structure, sure you can.

crimson inlet
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I think my mage tower cost me a cart and a half of iron? ThinkingTroll

frail pond
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Also,

2 wood for a 2x1 wall, or 6 stones for a 4x2 wall is insane.

crimson inlet
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One iron should make 10 poles

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Or 20m pole

native meadow
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I need two pieces of wood for a 1x1 wall, but I need 4 finewood pieces for an item stand. I also need the wrong proportions of copper and tin for bronze, just to name a few glaring ones

crimson inlet
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How about spiral stairs those are fun Ragnar_laugh

native meadow
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tens of ingots get melded into a single weapon weighting a tiny fraction of the ingots' weight

crimson inlet
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For the record I didn't bring this up
But I always welcome it 🔮

native meadow
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some ores gain weight when smelted

frail pond
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Yeah I can't help shift perspective on this, we just don't agree.

crimson inlet
native meadow
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you just closed your eyes and accepted the gospel the devs proclaimed

frail pond
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I just genuinely feel differently, no need to assume my approach.

native meadow
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oh, so it's fine if you assume stuff about me, I guess?

frail pond
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Where did I do that?

native meadow
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several times in the past, but don't worry, I understand logic isn't your forte

crimson inlet
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Looks like this isn't about costs afterall

native meadow
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nah, it is

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the systems holding the game up are like lego blocks at the moment: the game still manages to stand, but it's easy to see the imbalances

frail pond
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Well, feel free to link that if it ever happened, and I'll apologize. I don't think it ever did, but nevertheless there's no reason to make it seem like things I like about Valheim are some sort of developer band wagoning.

native meadow
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uh, yeah, sure

crimson inlet
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I just wonder what deep north builds will cost

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🤞 let it be yggdrasil wood again so we can lose our minds

frail pond
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Gathering yggdrasil wood is awesome, but Mistlands is my favorite biome.

crimson inlet
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At this point it would just be funny if when they release it and I see in the title screen
+100 items added

crimson inlet
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How many hours do you have again?

frail pond
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I have 2 black metal chests full of each building material at all times, if I start to put a dent in it, I'll take some time to go replenish my stores.

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I just hit 1300 hours.

crimson inlet
frail pond
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13% of all stats are made up on the spot. Ragnar_laugh

crimson inlet
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You know what I meant

frail pond
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I can't speak for anyone else, but I was inspired to operate this way because of some playthroughs I've seen. 🤷

crimson inlet
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I'm willing to wager that maybe only 10 people in this world have 2 black chests full of yggdrasil wood 🐻

frail pond
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It's just +adventures and +building freedom, both are a good time.

crimson inlet
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But maybe I win on technicality cus maybe they use other chests ThinkingTroll

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Smiffe, you got 2 iron chests or higher filled with yggdrasil wood? ThinkingTroll

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From one world, no cheating

halcyon plume
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Two black Metal chests are crazy xD cant even be bothered to fill up the Same amount with normal Wood

frail pond
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It really doesn't take that long when it's the only goal for a play session! It's a bit more motivated when I design a storehouse meant to hold that amount of supplies, I just don't want it sitting empty after that effort. 😅

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The gathering adventures have passive benefits as well, like dungeon/POI marking for later.

halcyon plume
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Might be a result of my Playstyle aswell. Most of the time i cram as much as possible in a small and cozy House, Not a dedicaded Storage Building :P

gray crypt
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Morgen gjall

torn verge
heady stone
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Any one that have been buiöding the greydwaef farm and it works?

gray crypt
heady stone
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Idk .. bec I did bild it like one did show ona video on Youtube .. but it does not work ... idk what some are wrong actually..

gray crypt
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When you say ‘does not work’ do you mean that they don’t spawn?

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The greydwarf nest won’t spawn if there is a roof over it. That’s usually the issue. Leave a hole in the roof directly over the nest.

heady stone
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ok ... yea then i think i know what the problem is.. will try it and come back whit how it goes..

gray crypt
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Also, greydwarves nearby but outside your farm will count towards the total. Make sure you spawn-proof the area around with campfires or workbenches

heady stone
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ok yea i will do that.. i will come back when i have done it and trying it out... oh yea a friend of mine did try to build a fishing farm to and it does not catch any fish . my friend have build it in both plains and meadows area..

gray crypt
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One thing I’ve suspected about fish is that they count as creatures and thus don’t spawn near base structures

scenic wing
heady stone
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that is sad

storm talon
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What would yall say is the hardest thing to dodge?

tired harness
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Blob poison attack.

frosty walrus
storm talon
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Oof 💀

storm talon
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I went up a mountain thinking their was iron their.

tired harness
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Why would the swamp resource be in the mountain?

frosty walrus
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You can get it in frost caves

storm talon
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Yeah tho I went up and down a lot thinking it was

tired harness
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You don't have image perms, stop trying 😉

storm talon
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Until my brother told me there wasn’t.

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Six times I froze upon the peak my bones a rattle lungs a leak Each corpse a monument to pride I swore the iron veins would hide. 🗿

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🫩

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Yet nothing gleamed 🪨 🏃

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I’ve lost my pants, my pride my stew my corpse markers form a scenic view. Still, hopes a curse I can’t decline
maybe this hill’s the holy mine.

knotty shard
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Am I gonna have to stone wall the whole thing

tired harness
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Part of why I don't build in the Meadows 😁

knotty shard
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We have one big base right on top of spawn. And many others

storm anchor
knotty shard
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Fenced off a peninsula

tired harness
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Roll all you want, Blob aoe still hits you. 😭

storm talon
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One must image a Valheim player happy.

tired harness
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No?

knotty shard
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Oh, can't post images

storm talon
knotty shard
frosty walrus
storm talon
tired harness
knotty shard
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We built a whole tavern for the mead...

storm talon
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Six deaths deep I thought the mountain was mocking me. Seven and I thought I was the problem.Eight… and there it was a single, stupid, shiny chunk of iron.

crimson inlet
storm talon
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Desk: smashed.
Mouse: airborne.
Keyboard: scattered like leaves in winter.
Chair: toppled.
Cat: vanished.
Neighbors: now convinced I’ve joined some wild cult.

knotty shard
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We are brand new to valheim so we just now reached the plains

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Fucking mosquitoes

storm talon
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I try to waste the least amount of durability in my weapons even if it can be repaired 💀

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Unless I’m fighting a group. I just parry and fist until I’m at mountains ._. Or fight trolls.

knotty shard
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I wish we could do more with troll hide like rugs

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Without going crazy with mods. We are staying vanilla with custom playermodels

storm talon
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Oof

heady stone
frosty walrus
tired harness
frosty walrus
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They don't leave an aoe instance, it's just the melee hit

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-# yes it's technically a melee hitbox

tired harness
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👀

west bane
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@tired harness 33-5 in suggestions regarding spears being inaccurate and needing a revamp btw

tardy vale
storm anchor
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Minus Odin bot.

west bane
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bwomp

tired harness
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It's a new day.. why has this not been moved on from?

vivid quiver
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spears are inaccurate?

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inaccurate as in, "I miss all the time with them" or "they do not protray realistic spear warfare of the era"?

tired harness
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The latter.

vivid quiver
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ah

tired harness
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Which was never the argument. But again, moving on. 🤷‍♂️

vivid quiver
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cuz I was like "aim better with them"

storm talon
ruby marsh
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Hello warriors of the 10th realm. I finally returned after quite the hiatus.

tired harness
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Hiatus? Is that the new weapon type? 👀

ruby marsh
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Not Viking enough for a weapon name.

tired harness
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Hiaytsr

main sonnet
ruby marsh
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Was on a retro gaming binge which included automation games.
Then I learned my server is still available and dusted it off.

tired harness
ruby marsh
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Still got the reflexes.

tired harness
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Nice.

ruby marsh
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Then I tried to punch the electro deer God with my fists.
Eikthyr handed me my death totem each time....

tired harness
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I think fists would be less niche if they had attspd closer to daggers tbh.

ruby marsh
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On a whim I made a test character with 100 in unarmed.
No real difference there, sadly.

tired harness
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Just damage increase and stamina decrease like all other melees unfortunately.

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The new bear claws and vile claws help a lot. But it's just.. slow.

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Part of what makes daggers great (outside of sneak) is the speed. So you can roll, hit-hit, roll.
If you can't get your hit off after a roll on a non-blocking weapon, there's some issues.

ruby marsh
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The damage behind a percentage of what is can do to Eikthyr, barely raised it. Managed to get it to half health at least.
Only rags, no food buffs. I was trying to train my dodge ability with mixed results.

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Is Eikthyr supposed to be a sentient stag in Norse lore?

tired harness
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🤷‍♂️

scenic wing
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I don’t think Eikthyr is in Norse lore, I could be wrong though

storm anchor
tardy vale
tired harness
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Norse didn't believe in ents? 😮

scenic wing
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Ahhh interesting! I feel like I knew that at some point, but clearly I’ve forgotten Ragnar_laugh

tired harness
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As I give magic another try on this run... I once again am wishing that Staff of Frost gained accuracy with skill level 🙁

wise haven
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Are stone blocks a meter by a meter?

tired harness
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That would be why they are called "Stone Wall 1x1" 😉

wise haven
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lol thanks, I was just wondering if the game was measured in meters

tired harness
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Valheim being Odin's prison, can't really be using FREEDOM units now can they? 😛

wise haven
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5 lox cheeseburgers

tired harness
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Cheese in Valheim when?

scenic wing
gentle grove
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is it possible bears are bugged and not dropping trophy or am I cope and the drop rate is really that bad?

native meadow
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first playthrough, I got one after more than 15 bears
second playthrough, I got one after 3 bears, 2 after 2 more bears

gentle grove
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I’ve got 4 full stacks of bear hide. no trophy yet

native meadow
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I feel you

umbral fog
gentle grove
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Also made my world months before update. I’ve seen the trick where you can get it off the rug at the shop but my world does not spawn the rug

native meadow
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you already created Haldor's POI, so it didn't update, sadly

umbral fog
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Yeah, only if you found Haldor after the update he will have the rug

gentle grove
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looks like I’m gonna keep running laps through Black Forest till I get one 🙁

tardy vale
fast trout
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It took my buddy and me 78 bear on this run to get the trophy... Then, the second vile we killed dropped a trophy.

brazen coyote
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I've gotten 2 for 23 bears. One was on the very first one I killed.

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Right after they were added I had to kill 17 to get a trophy.

obsidian haven
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Is it just me or is there a lot less bears in black forest biomes explored before the call to arms update?

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I usually find 2 or 3 trolls for every bear i find near my base on my pre ashlands save.

tired harness
frosty meadow
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why

tired harness
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Usually new content doesn't populate pre-explored areas.

elder veldt
obsidian haven
frosty meadow
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When it comes to adding creatures they probably have tables that determine what spawns where, so it doesn't matter if they add stuff to it later since the areas themselves don't change

tired harness
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Depends on if everything can spawn from any spawn object or if there are mob-specific ones that have to be generated 🤷‍♂️

slender marlin
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'morgenGjall 💉 🤌

vocal trout
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Yesterday I did a neck breaking big haul.

I think it totaled 100kg.

umbral fog
slender marlin
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Yup basically good luck finding a combat ruin if you explored most of meadows, but bears are everywhere

slender marlin
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BREAKFAST!!!! ☕🍪🥲

vocal trout
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Don't eat me

slender marlin
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Nah it will be your enemies or something like that

tardy vale
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@nocturne ore english only only only please 🙂

mighty oxide
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I think I got a good seed map. I got black forest trader near Elder spawn area, luckily found Hildir between a plains and meadows biome while sailing to bonemass spawn and found swamp trader near bonemass spawn with 3 sunken crypts close to it.

tardy vale
vocal trout
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I haven't seen Salmon in a while, is she ok?

tardy vale
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I guess so 🤔

tough aspen
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wow

tired harness
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No L anywhere in that name. 😭

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And only W opinions. 😉

vocal trout
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Oops, phone did it.

tardy vale
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sawawawon? 🤔

tough aspen
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why would i be here where im clearly bullied

gray crypt
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Morgen gjall

slender marlin
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hey, stop bulliying Sandramadon

tough aspen
storm anchor
tough aspen
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and ppl wonder why i leave

tired harness
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... it's not hard to just say her name properly...

slender marlin
vocal trout
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Throwing my phone in the ocean now to swim with the fishes, the bastard.

tardy vale
vocal trout
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I meant that it changed Samaramon to Salmon lol

eager shoal
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Hey there everyone. New here. Can anyone recommend me a community server i could join?

eager shoal
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Thanks for the help

tardy vale
eager shoal
tardy vale
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but remember, it's player driven and owned

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we developers don't own any servers

midnight hedge
tardy vale
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usually no

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only when we are group testing. but it's developers only 😄

midnight hedge
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Clearly lol

tardy vale
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Kinda hard when the limit is 10 players, and we are more than 10 developers

midnight hedge
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Somehow I find it sad that you don’t have an office server to play

tired harness
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It's not about the 10 limit.
Smiffe is just very selective about whom he plays with 😉

tardy vale
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I usually play alone, even during those testings

midnight hedge
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Now I know why oars on the longship will never happen, if even devs play alone 😔

tired harness
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Because multiplayer already has insane advantage in boating? So they don't need more.

midnight hedge
tired harness
midnight hedge
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I don’t really understand how multiplayer having an advantage over solo is so terrible. It’s not like the group is competing with the solo player, such as in Rust etc.

tired harness
midnight hedge
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And only if they all run moder, group I play with takes the buff they need, for their role etc. Moder is only effective for sailing, which isn’t the biggest concern when it comes to exploring as a party

tired harness
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All combat gets easier the moment you add 1 other person.
Terrible? No. Just the way it is.

tired harness
storm anchor
tired harness
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@tardy vale how tf do you have 3 different THIS emotes? 😂

midnight hedge
storm anchor
tired harness
crimson inlet
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Because you can chain 4 moders for infinite wind

Having multiplayer guys row a boat gives an advantage over solo players

Valheim logic never disappoints 🔮

tired harness
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Elder and Moder are both insanely good now.

crimson inlet
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The whole argument back then used to be
"Oh poor solo players, they won't be able to row the boat"
But now it's 4 moders chain

tired harness
# midnight hedge Oh *dang* that’s nice

In case you haven't gotten to it:

Elder gives you +60% to mining. So for veteran players I actually recommend rushing to Elder and then using his power to make the bronze age an absolute breeze.

midnight hedge
tired harness
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Like kill that tree with a flint weapon or just fire and then go get the BF upgrades.

tired harness
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Excellent change.

midnight hedge
crimson inlet
tired harness
crimson inlet
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For whoever is interested in reading the advantage

tired harness
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@midnight hedge Drakkar but you have to use Trollstav and the big beefy boy rows it like a tiny boat 😂

midnight hedge
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We got to queen last playthrough, but then stopped. Haven’t gotten to plains yet in current

tired harness
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I think Yag and Queen powers are the only really lackluster ones after the update.

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Eik and Bone hold their place all the same.
Moder and Elder got really good looks.
Fader exists if you just want to go total zerg mode.

Queen and Yag's main effects are covered by the trinket system too well though.

midnight hedge
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Trinket that gives stamina regen

tired harness
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Outside of boss fights, they don't really come into their own until Plains.
Plain, Mist, Ash you can get great value out of them.

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Before that, they really just make boss fights simpler.

midnight hedge
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There should be a delay before it decays

tired harness
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Well... I'd personally like to see them more customizable as I've gone over a couple times. And I would do that with them being tied to the Artisan Table (giving it more use).
Which in turn kind of perfectly times with when they do become useful.

tired harness
midnight hedge
# tired harness There is.

I haven’t noticed it, as I said, kill one guy and before I can attack the next it decays. Even during raids…

tired harness
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Baseline delay before decay starts is 10s, reducing to 6s minimum the closer you to the bar being full.

midnight hedge
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Interesting…

tired harness
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If you can hit something and the bar goes down before you can get a 6-count off, that's a bug.

midnight hedge
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I’ll have to watch more closely next time

tired harness
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As someone who largely doesn't use bows, that is what I now use them for 😄
Kill close things, swap, shoot 1 arrow to tag something to stop the decay timer, swap back to melee.

main sonnet
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There's no need to spam this message every 10-15 minutes in the general and valheim-chat channels.

So please do us a favour and don't do that.

main sonnet
tired harness
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Second chance was not reporting the spam across multiple channels the first time 😉

main sonnet
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I'm sure Smiffe will deal with it the moment he has finished his 1,500th bucket of coffee. 😄

true pendant
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"It's 7am somewhere...."

main sonnet
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Of course. How can he stay awake up to 2-3AM without all that coffee and be back online early in the morning again.

tardy vale
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indeed

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once is a thing

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but 7 more times?

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naaaaaaaaaaaaaah

vivid quiver
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so a total of 7 times is fine

vast thicket
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My bad

dense storm
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Am I the only one that thinks instruments in Valheim would be a banger?

tired harness
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Add them, and immediately all the DnD Bard players will be here asking for them to be combat tools.
So...

frosty walrus
restive otter
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yo all

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is there any russians ?

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i wanna play valheim with someone who can explain how to play and kill the boss together

tired harness
vivid quiver
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Instruments could be fun to mess around.

dense storm
tired harness
storm anchor
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Well, we used to mimic some type of mead drinking gathering in our cozy mead hall with dancing and partying etc. with my group in our earlier hours lol.

devout trout
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Northern lights are visible here in SW Utah!

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There's apparently a MASSIVE solar storm happening right now

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So they're visible all the way down here

wicked vine
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I've gotten myself in a pretty bad situation, I died to a deathsquito while sailing. thankfully I had a portal on the same continent but I still need to run pretty far get my stuff.

craggy holly
storm talon
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Anyone their? 🗿

ruby herald
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How can someone get up to Yggdrasil in the most vanilla way possible? I know you can slip out of a dungeon above it, but is it possible to get that high with a catapult or harpoon launch? Are harpoon launches still a thing?

tired harness
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Even if you get up there, you will just fall. It has no collision.

ruby herald
tired harness
ruby herald
tired harness
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I am sure someone will have the answer for you, truly.

My brain just checks out at isModding = true, sorry 🙁

tardy vale
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You can't get that high up normally

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Unless you glitch out on purpose from a dungeon

ruby herald
crimson inlet
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🩰

frosty walrus
nova umbra
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gjall that is dropping morgens instead of ticks

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hmm

crimson yacht
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If you think about the Svensk/Dansk/Norsk meaning of the first word and the American (southern) English meaning of the second word's pronunciation, it's a fun greeting.

tardy vale
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and the dungeons are like 3000+

tardy vale
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Morgan gjall

vocal trout
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Always feels great when you get up at 7 am, collect big black bag of trash, tons of cat litter and throw it out.

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WTF? I am now bobl?

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So not only am I bob but bobl?

tardy vale
storm anchor
storm anchor
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Yeah that I meant.

tardy vale
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nice

storm anchor
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There was just this extra "i" for some reason. cozy

tardy vale
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ah

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bobri

storm anchor
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Maybe because many words in Finnish may seem very similar to English ones but with added "i" at the end. thonking
Like:
Normal -> Normaali.

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Dunno, maybe need my midday coffee. CoffeeTime

hasty flint
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look this

tardy vale
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calling out someone randomly without evidence you mean?

hasty flint
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read it

obsidian haven
hasty flint
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not me dante s server

crimson inlet
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Take the loss unfortunately
Lessons learned

Rebuild and respawn what's lost

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And maybe this event saved you more trouble than you think skol_splash
Better now with back up than later with no backup

obsidian haven
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Yeah, you can just go into cheat mode and spawn everything back in. Maybe ban the player from the dedicated server.
Thats on the server admin tho lol, no one in here's responsible

vocal trout
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wtf, that's a witch hunt, take it down

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And it's your responsibility to moderate your server.

hasty flint
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No one needs to take responsibility, all I ask is that people like this not join servers

vocal trout
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Then put a password on it???

hasty flint
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he probably has password

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read the thing

obsidian haven
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Then change it...

vocal trout
#

I did, I only saw a witch hunt.

crimson inlet
#

it do be a witch-hunt
Let's start shaming that steam user

hasty flint
#

@vocal troutSo would you want someone like that to enter your server?

vocal trout
#

Nope, I would ban them and move on.
You don't go on the internet to create a witch hunt.

hasty flint
#

sorry for my bad english if ı wont correctly translate your message

#

whatever bye

tardy vale
gray crypt
#

Morgen gjall

ancient blade
#

and his evil brother Guten

storm talon
tranquil kernel
#

Got my first Ashlands death last night. To a morgen. shakes fist

storm talon
#

🗿

#

Tuff.

#

I’m getting aneurysms from this. I barely know how to join any of these servers. I might just be stupid. So many passwords 🧠

umbral fog
storm talon
#

That just proves my incompetence to know that 💀 but thank you Asatru.

#

Preciate it

fast trout
storm talon
#

Hey guys I just entered one of my brothers worlds and.

#

What is this 🗿

#

Hold on lemme find some server to send

storm talon
#

I joined to find that

umbral fog
#

Normal swamp statue 🙂 just for some reason sinked into the ground

storm talon
#

Looks funny. Thanks

#

I was tempted to go in but nvm I don’t like how it looks 🗿

#

The inside is weird

fossil flower
#

was there a small patch today?

umbral fog
#

Not afaik, maybe just steam doing steam things

fossil flower
#

alrighty thank you, our mods seem to be having issues today after our host updated :/ par for the course i suppose

devout trout
#

One of the inherent risks of using mods on an unfinished game.

old delta
#

What’s the latest on Deep North? Any timeline on release date? I’m relatively new here

tired harness
#

Timeline = When they finish it.

tardy vale
tardy vale
jade scarab
#

hello i have a question. how do i play moded valheim with friands?

tardy vale
jade scarab
#

quality of life modpack precisely

tardy vale
craggy holly
wraith panther
vivid quiver
#

valheim anime when?

storm talon
#

Vinny.

#

Never mind actually. Sorry.

charred pine
vivid quiver
#

No fulings in there tho

#

Thorfinn explaining to a morgen why violence is bad

rotund marsh
vivid quiver
#

:D

rotund marsh
# vivid quiver :D

i basically generating clips of what happened to me and some friends recently. 😆

slender marlin
#

'morgenGjall🤌

crystal grove
rotund marsh
#

I see the videos got deleted

#

Should they be somewhere else?

tardy vale
#

no

#

AI content overall isn't "fan art" as also explained in the pinned post

rotund marsh
#

Ah ok, my bad. Sorry

tardy vale
#

np

#

We as a developers apritiate self made content, materials etc

rotund marsh
#

Totally understandable, I also don't typically like ai anything, unless it's for making memes 😆 as I myself like drawing

vocal trout
#

apritiate

crimson inlet
#

I mean.. I could still read it Ragnar_laugh

#

The "tia" does make the shiae sound

#

Like initiate

rotund marsh
#

too much viking language writing, that's just how you say it in icelandic 😉

#

"hafa auga fyrir" basically identical

gray crypt
#

Morgen gjall

frail pond
#

Top of the morgen tiphat

tardy vale
#

just like this 🤔

wary moss
#

Helo everybody

fast trout
#

I looked at building a new PC...and was not thrilled with the prices. It makes me even more interested to see what the Steam Machine is going to cost.

vivid quiver
#

you dont have to buy top stuff all the time, you know

glacial flame
#

Ram is damn near a quarter of the cost of a new build at the moment, sucks

fast trout
#

That was with an Arc B580 and a Ryzen 5. Still too much for me right now.

#

Yeah, the RAM prices are what really got me.

hollow steppe
#

oh boi

#

i haven't bought a Whole PC in forever

#

i prefer part by part, mobo tho means you need ram and CPU also

glacial flame
fast trout
#

Yep, that exact CPU. Read nothing but good about it.

viscid cave
tulip lily
#

Yea I'd wait out any builds for a little while. Between the sudden Datacenter boom, tariffs, and state side shortages everything is going to be uber pricey. Even NAND SSD storage is high.

vivid field
#

I'd like to say i was lucky, but really i saw the writing on the wall months ago and put together two new computers (didn't spring for the latest graphics cards tho-- they've been bad for such a long time)

vivid quiver
#

oh yeah, the tariffs, I forget im not american

vivid field
#

did nvme drives go up though? they were still dirt cheap last i checked. although i haven't really looked at ram either. I'm done for shopping for a while yet

ashen jacinth
#

i wanna see Valheim online xD with alot of players pvp and farming togheder.. 😄

vivid quiver
#

Maybe he's trying to buy some DDR6

tardy vale
tardy vale
vivid quiver
#

they dont :V

#

which is why its expensive. Gotta buy prototype motherboards an prototype ram

tardy vale
#

yah

#

I mean. just rip of some GDDR6 or GDDR6X from a graphics card

fast trout
# tardy vale RAM being expensive?

Just everything, in general. I mean, the RAM is literally 4x more than I expected, but I thought I'd be able to put together a mid-range system for a lot less. I do like the price of the B580, but not really anything else, heh.

storm talon
#

How do thee do

tardy vale
#

a 16Gb version

#

alot of people sold their A770 16Gb to buy a B580. and they perform very much alike

fast trout
#

Interesting. Didn't even notice the 16gb version of the A770. Is that one of the ones you have?

tardy vale
#

yes

#

A770 is a "special edition 16GB"

#

since intel wanted to sprinkle the sales of their own flagship card

#

mostly them alone made 16Gb cards

scenic wing
#

Daughter is being born today 👀

fast trout
#

Good luck, Dogg!

storm talon
storm anchor
scenic wing
#

Thanks everyone! 😁

tardy vale
#

just get the kid to sleep with noice about

#

white noice things, amazing

vivid quiver
#

just say "noice" to the baby and they will sleep

#

Trust me, I have a cat

storm anchor
tardy vale
#

we just bought a magical-butt-flute. and all issue where litterally blown away 😄

storm anchor
#

Well, she was quite demandy from the very start. 💅

tardy vale
#

a little dictator? 😄

storm anchor
#

More like "everything has to go exactly same way or complaints start very quickly" type.

#

Never accepted pacifier or bottle.

#

Had to be put asleep in same position everytime.

#

Just some examples.

tardy vale
#

Pacifiers can be "killed in intrest" by cutting out a little V shape in them

#

kids lose intrests in seconds

tired harness
#

Pacifiers in Deep North? 👀 kappa

#

+1 Comfort when resting. Occupies head slot. 😏

tardy vale
glacial flame
#

lmao Smiffe's reaction is everything

wild egret
#

New @woven galleon chalenge

#

Valheim with touch pad

scenic wing
tired harness
#

"Right" one can't be pinged because they left.

tardy vale
#

yeah. can't find the real scales around atm

scenic wing
#

Yee, he left the server 👀

tardy vale
#

yee

#

🙁

tired harness
#

Probably tired of randomly getting pinged 😉

tardy vale
#

no clue

vivid quiver
#

he'S hangover from too much mead, because he drinks

#

wait who left?

storm talon
#

Hey.

lunar merlin
#

Nice

vivid quiver
#

what does the scale emote means in this context?

storm anchor
vivid quiver
#

oh, a guy called scales left

#

Somehow I thought yall were talking about the bot that was adding the emotes to suggestions

storm anchor
vivid quiver
#

"Watch me as I finish this game without food, armor, items, and in one go while I hold my breath"

marble anvil
#

sorry about this guys, he's been following me around discord and spam pinging me :c

tired harness
#

Well that's the easiest report ever..

tired harness
midnight hedge
tired harness
midnight hedge
tired harness
#

💛

midnight hedge
#

-# I personally hate the modmail system tbh

tired harness
marble anvil
#

the multi-day long commitment to the bit is commendable to be fair

midnight hedge
scenic wing
#

🧙‍♀️ ⏳

crimson inlet
vocal trout
#

Friday today

vocal trout
#

@tardy vale I don't wanna be bob anymore 😢

vivid quiver
#

The people in voice channel, are they playing together or its just folks joining to chat?

#

I dont want to interrupt anyone

vocal trout
#

Join and ask? lol

#

But two peope are screensharing so very likely they're chatting while playing

vocal trout
#

What's the plan today?

crimson inlet
#

Family and reach challenger in 2xko 🩰

#

High Grandmaster atm BeFresh

vocal trout
#

Nice

crimson inlet
#

What's on your agenda

vocal trout
#

Play BF6 😄

tardy vale
vocal trout
#

Nah that was a few days ago remember 😄

#

LOL why is there a stay "l" in my name.

tardy vale
#

🤔

vocal trout
#

Can you remove it?

vocal trout
#

lol wtf smiffe

slender marlin
#

'morgenGjall🤌

tough aspen
tardy vale
tough aspen
#

always

wide jungle
#

Goooooooood Morning =+)

glacial crane
#

can someone send the meme when you find out your friend has been cheating on valheim plz

midnight hedge
vocal trout
#

It's Friday 14/11/2025 at 11:57 AM and CookieMilk still has an L in their name.
Despite my best effort to persuade Smiffe to remove it, I was forced to send a modmail.
I eagerly await their response and planning my revenge against Smiffe for defiling my precious name.

#

I also couldn't resist the temptations to go to the store again and buy more drinks, more monster.
Not only that but I decided that I was worthy of 3 packs of dip and 4 bags of chips.

gray crypt
#

Morgen gjall

main sonnet
vocal trout
#

If you had an L in your name you wouldn't be pleased either!

#

No one wants a stray L in their name!

main sonnet
#

I have an L in my name.........

crimson inlet
#

🎃Dad B1ues🎃☕

vocal trout
#

I prefered bob over bobl lol not sure why I got that l

#

No smiffe don't add bob back 😢

native meadow
#

at least it's a lower-case L and not an upper-case one: better keep your Ls small

storm talon
#

Back by unpopular demand. Me : D

rugged reef
#

Eloi

tardy vale
storm mirage
storm talon
#

hello again by unpopular demand.

#

I have an irrelevant story to tell.

#

I think idk

#

I had started a 1 month world. Making a sort of kingdom? If you can call it that.

#

There was a tavern, all these nice houses, a giant wall to keep the monsters out and I had built various other things across different islands. I made an Arena in the plains sort of a colosseum thing. A small village in the meadows. And various other cool things.

#

And only a day after finishing it.

#

it was deleted by one of my brothers.

#

and I couldn’t even complain cause complaining over a game would be weird.

storm talon
#

sorry for yapping too much on about this

scenic wing
storm talon
#

They erased it.

storm mirage
storm talon
#

I never even got to finish the final project to complete the world

tired harness
storm mirage
#

We're off into the venue to see Big G. Mikey is throwing down live on Twitch for them vibes

#

Sheesh. Toxic.

storm talon
scenic wing
#

Big G? Godzilla? 🤔

storm talon
#

I had even made the results of how the war affected everything outside of the walls.

tired harness
#

Take the fair warning from a normal person if you want.
Otherwise you're looking at potentially getting one from an official source 🤷‍♂️

storm mirage
#

Only just sharing the love. Big Gigantic. Mikey is just mixing live with everyone who wants to be there

storm talon
#

And after 1 month of trying to perfect all of that crap. It was erased with just a couple of clicks ._.

storm mirage
#

Normal. We are not normal. We are killing one another. The species of this planet. Hostility is real.

storm talon
#

Wasn’t even an accident either.

storm mirage
#

Feel free to send me off. Im only sharing love.

storm talon
storm mirage
#

No clue fam. Im walking into a venue now for the night. Just sharing some love vibes. My apologies of its against rules. Was building some interesting things in valheim and just wanted to share the vibe of the night. Sorry if it's the wrong channel yall. Have a solid night!

storm talon
scenic wing
#

🧙‍♀️ ⏳

tired harness
#

Got my Bonemaw trophy!

slender marlin
#

'morgenGjall ⌛

slender marlin
#

-# disclaimer: dunno about hourglass meaning in night server code communication, i have my own, and the emote is slightly but signigicantly different, no cultural appropriation or "gang-member-faking"

slender marlin
#

⌛ 🦠 Eat_meat

umbral fog
#

Mornin gjall 😄

tardy vale
vocal trout
#

😠 !!!

upbeat bough
#

Only thing that would make valheim better is if I could dig a quarry like I do in minecraft

wide jungle
#

Good morning

kindred cove
#

Morning all

vocal trout
scenic wing
vocal trout
#

I'm FREE FROM THE DEFILING OF MY NAME!

#

Thank you whoever UN-DEFILED my name!

fast trout
#

Nevermind, my Discord hadn't updated.

#

So Dogg, are you a dad yet?

tired harness
#

He will have to change his name to TooMuchDad. 😏

scenic wing
fast trout
#

Awesome, congrats!

tired harness
#

Smiffe! Initiate name change!

stiff tinsel
#

afternoon all, new player here to Valheim, hope you're all doing well.... Anyone got any tips for a newbie

tranquil kernel
#

Hello and welcome! My advice is to take it all in and go at your own pace. You only get to experience Valheim for the first time once; make it a good one!

stiff tinsel
tired harness
stiff tinsel
#

ok i appreciate that Sevrahn thank you

slender marlin
frail pond
smoky scarab
#

Health is the most important stat in the game, ence why HHH is optimal! 😄

tired harness
#

Plz do not lie to people seeking genuine advice.

smoky scarab
#

I've never been this serious

frail pond
#

Oh good, an insane person

tranquil kernel
#

Come on guys, try not fighting for just one day. Just to try something different 😅

umbral fog
#

-# I do believe this is just a bit of fun 😄

vocal trout
#

Never seen people fight here

remote fractal
#

Double eitr with a stamina is my favorite food combo.

frail pond
#

Being cheeky doesn't always translate 😅

tired harness
smoky scarab
#

For my deathless run on hard I only ate HHH or FHH for the whole playthrough

tired harness
#

You doing something does not make it optimal.

smoky scarab
#

You saying it's awful does not make it awful

remote fractal
#

Two eitr feasts with a stamina personal food is like my top fave if I needed to clarify that, I think I missed the memo on what F stands for in your acronyms.

tired harness
#

I did not say awful.
I said you were lying about it being optimal.

frail pond
#

Suggesting something you had to resort to during a playthrough with boundaries you self imposed is truly wild.

remote fractal
#

I had a great guess hahaha ty @tired harness

tired harness
smoky scarab
#

I used triple health most of the time no matter the settings

#

I just really hate dying in game so I do my best to avoid it and that setup is what gives me the best chance to stay alive and keep my stats

slender marlin
#

stam ofc is very valuable, but enough health and armor for a "second chanche" from a hit by a biome's big guy is important, if you want to play with some btreath left for enjoying the view

frail pond
#

Well, it's silly for a lot if not most playstyles, especially stamina heavy playstyles.

remote fractal
#

Yeah tons of stats both ways, I just feel comfier with more stamina :^) i run the askvin set with feather cloak for parkour/building, normally only need a couple fireballs and my bow/spear/buckler carry the slack.

tired harness
#

If mage, why have bow?

smoky scarab
#

More or less stamina doesn't really make a huge difference for me as it regen at similar rates no matter what, the only thing it change is you need to to wait for stamina to regen more often but for less time

remote fractal
#

Pierce dmg and blunt dmg with elemental flair, covers my bases being able to kill anything with proper kiting/parrying.

frail pond
#

I can't ever see the point in playing with more regen intervals unless you're constantly getting hit and don't understand dodge timing/parrying.

tired harness
remote fractal
#

Frost dmg does tons and frost staff is too clunky for alot of different mobs.

smoky scarab
#

Point is to be able to parry anything to take out everything efficently and be able to survive if you make a mistake

frail pond
#

Meads/trinkets can mitigate any mistakes already, you don't need to play with mistakes at the forfront of your mind.

smoky scarab
#

Surely if i can beat the game on hard without dying I have at least some understanding of dodging and parrying

frail pond
#

So you're dodging and parrying, with a massive pool of HP just sitting dormant...

remote fractal
#

HFS is probably what I would use for hard-core... EFF is what I use for ashlandscontent/bossfights... SEE is what I use for farming. Im a casual. I accept that. Lol

tired harness
#

Pain...

smoky scarab
#

It's not dormant that HP pool is what allows me to parry a stone golem with a bronze buckler while getting into the mountain

frail pond
#

You can do this with SHH as well, but also why would you have bronze in the mountain?

smoky scarab
#

the same can be said for the strongest enemies for all biomes

tired harness
#

More pain...

#

This must be how the guy who invented gifs feels when people say it with the hard G 😭

storm anchor
#

FFS. Rocky

remote fractal
#

Health barely effects your blocking my guy; sorry to say that. If you had your parrying timing better the health pool dont matter. Just get a build over 120 health cause fall dmg is capped at a 100, everything else is dodgeable. But take that with a grain of salt from a guy that played the game for 1200hours before learning the dodgeroll keybind....

tired harness
frosty walrus
#

Max health affects blocking, but current health doesn't matter too much

frail pond
#

Feels like a surplus situation, only you don't find a way to utilize it, it just fizzles into the air.

tired harness
smoky scarab
#

Health affect blocking a lot

frosty walrus
#

Try parrying a strong enemy before and after eating your food

tired harness
#

Especially now that stamina has zero effect on blocking 😂

remote fractal
#

Yeah a key factor but not the most integral.. timing friends. Timing.

smoky scarab
tired harness
#

Timing? In a game with the most generous parry timing window in the history of gaming?

frail pond
tired harness
#

Why is everyone using the wrong letter order 😭

frail pond
#

HSH sorry

remote fractal
#

Heres the real question: what saves you when your stamina bar depletes with half health at that higher health pool; A) dodgerolling B) parrying C)fireballinducedstagger ?
D) ALL OF THE ABOVE.

smoky scarab
#

I don't I meant to say iron

frail pond
#

Even still, you can parry Stone Golems on hard with an iron shield, with HHS, so the point isn't hitting.

slender marlin
#

uhm can't keep up with convo sry, just wan enough enough health to survive a big guy hit (with right biome equipment of course)

frail pond
#

That's an understandable take, it's not optimal, but some people don't look further than big number = good.

tired harness
smoky scarab
#

Another advantage of HHH is you that you cannot possibly mess up the apparently imposed order

vivid quiver
#

I also usually play with HSH

remote fractal
#

I think the order is only good acronym usage and an attempt to avoid confusion; really dont think it has any connection to gameplay.

tired harness
#

The order comes from the way the sheet was constructed.
In the beginning, all we had was Heatlh and Stamina foods.
H-S
Then the Mistlands dropped and they added Eitr.
H-S-E
Then they added Feasts.
H-S-E-F

😭

smoky scarab
# frail pond Even still, you can parry Stone Golems on hard with an iron shield, with HHS, so...

Hard is where it shines the most as there's a lot of enemies you are likely to encounter that you won't have enough health or blocking level to parry with HHS but would with HHH. Stone golem is a close one as you need around 160 health on hard with the buckler so you need the 2 serpent food to be able to do so. But there's many other like it like trolls, bears, starred draugr, starred wolfs, loxes, starred fulings, berserkers, starred seekers ...

#

For most of those the extra 50 health will result in a successful parry, not damaging you at all and doubling your next attacks. Instead of getting 1 hit

remote fractal
#

Some enemies in my honest opinion; even with high health shouldn't even be an attempted parry(for me every single one you just named including stars are what id choose to kite just because I like to play online and the net-code would ruin my day as one of my buddies sprinted by me..) @smoky scarab

#

Especially on hard-core >__<

smoky scarab
#

That's fair and it's smart because you wouldn't be able to parry except if you use that very specific health oriented food and/or a high blocking level

indigo heath
#

Hello!
My fiancé and I have a world. Currently right before taking on Moder. (Plz no spoilers)
But we just can’t seem to create a good 2-star boar and 1-star wolf farm. It feels like it takes longer to produce food then we eat in the mean time. Does anyone have a link to a good farm for both that works on the latest update?

I asked in the help and got nothing

remote fractal
#

Highest ive ever leveled blocking was 49? Got my run and jump close to a hundred though... it has made jumping and gliding with the feathercape more effective than anything else in the mere fact I get a net-gain in the stamina regen department when I get caught off guard by something big.

smoky scarab
gray crypt
indigo heath
#

Thank you guys! Would you guys know the wolf density? Like how big of a pen before they stop breeding

smoky scarab
#

IIRC it's 4 for wolfs and 5 for boars

indigo heath
#

Alright

#

I’ve tried to build a pen that a cub could fall out of and a wolf could stay in, is that still doable or is that patched?

native meadow
#

I probably still have the video I sent to someone who was pretty adamant you can't kill a golem in 10 seconds with iron grade equipment (and they were right, it takes 20~30 seconds)

smoky scarab
native meadow
#

wasn't the point that you need HHH food to parry those?

#

I was just saying that HHS is enough

tired harness
#

I mean the original point was that while HHH is a completely valid setup, it is incorrect to say it is "optimal."

smoky scarab
#

I take that as a win! And it's true, but nothing can be seen as optimal since it depends on many factor like difficulty settings, playstyle, preferences, goals, weapon used, etc.

brazen coyote
#

Yeah, my wife and I take what people here claim as "optimal" with huge amounts of salt. Going by what is said here, neither of us play as apparently 99% of players do play Valheim. Which is fine, we both have lots of fun playing Valheim "our way", and thats all that actually matters.

tired harness
#

Is having a wife "optimal"? kappa

brazen coyote
#

Considering we have been together for 35 years now, that is a yes for us.

tired harness
#

35 years? You're almost to Plains by that point! 😏

brazen coyote
#

With what we have been through together, we finished Valheim decades ago.

#

To give just a small indication, we are both 100% Disabled Veterans. I was Navy, she was Army. So yeah, we've been through some things.

tired harness
#

(Saying this as a fellow Navy veteran)--
So you married down? 😏

brazen coyote
scenic wing
#

Baby is now home, now just like last time… I sit here with the baby for hours thinking about Valheim Ragnar_laugh

tired harness
umbral fog
#

TooMuchDadd*

tired harness
#

Fixed.

scenic wing
storm anchor
scenic wing
#

LOL my new name 😂

tired harness
tardy vale
#

like that? 🤔

tired harness
#

Omg nooooo.
But I guess that works 😂

umbral fog
#

It is a great name xD

tardy vale
tired harness
tardy vale
#

he only got 1 kid tho

#

so it's not "to much"

tired harness
#

Subjecthive. But also it just fit the name pun smoother.
No worries. 💛

storm anchor
scenic wing
storm anchor
frosty walrus
#

While you’re changing names could you remove my emojis? With a server tag and role icon it’s all too long now.

storm anchor
frosty walrus
tardy vale
#

🤔

#

I can see discord trying to win over the server settings with the name

tulip ferry
#

Gaming

tender wedge
#

Hey guys nice to be be here

vivid quiver
#

hi

azure geode
#

Morgen Gjall Rocky

tardy vale
#

Morgen Gjall

umbral fog
#

Mornin gjall 😄

tight carbon
#

Yo

gray crypt
#

Morgen gjall

thorn fractal
#

i love when ppl come to vc to be mute.... yeeey best experience ever

frail pond
thorn fractal
frail pond
thorn fractal
frail pond
thorn fractal
#

i have only downs since covid... im sorry to burden you with my shmit

storm talon
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hey guys. Yall think a church would be good for my project or??

storm talon
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This project will take a while 💀

midnight hedge
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If you want to build it, it’s good for your project

storm talon
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Tho I’ll soon get to my 2 favorite parts

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I don’t know if I’ll be able to show it cause then it’ll be destroyed yknow. So I could send pics maybe

tired harness
storm talon
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Yeah the last one I did before it was deleted took a month 🗿

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A little short cause I was studying and working on the world

tired harness
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Working on the world? 👀

storm talon
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I made consecutive villages and kingdoms before my world was deleted

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I had even made an underground base so it looked like infiltrators had entered the kingdom.

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The last 2 projects was suppose to be a Field of fallen soilders. And docks for transportation to travel to other kingdoms.

subtle patrol
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I wanting to find a group to play with I would like to try my first hardcore run

subtle patrol
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Thank you

gray crypt
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does anyone know if there is a performance benefit to storing wood/stone/bone in chests vs piles? I know the instances will still impact my frame rate but I'm curious if the visual also has an impact.

brazen coyote
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It now takes about 30,000 instances to have an impact, but I have also never seen anyone test those specifics.

gray crypt
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do you happen to know if a pile counts as one or 50?

brazen coyote
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Nope. I would guess 1, but I don't do testing either.

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If you ever see Winter active, she is a good one to ask about that kind of thing.

tardy vale
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technically

tired harness
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If a chest counts as one, that would make chest automatically better in both space and count.

brazen coyote
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Pretty sure chests do count as one, regardless of how full they are. I vaguely remember that getting tested.

tardy vale
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chests also counts as one, but the content strains your performance more

tired harness
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So chests count as 1+?
Because otherwise how can 2 things that are 1 have different results 😭

brazen coyote
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That would probably be why I keep older mats, IE no longer needed, or rarely needed, at the other end of my base. So they don't render most of the time.

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I also put stone and wood in chests at the other end of my portals. Meaning the one not in my portal hub at my base. Just to disperse them.

gray crypt
frosty walrus
gray crypt
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Thanks. I guess my real question is this: Do items in a chest also count as instances?

frosty walrus
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Items only count as instances when they are dropped, so no

brazen coyote
runic bison
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@somber lodge hi

tardy vale
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it's also about Frametime

gritty heath
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not all instances are equal in performance hit, its just a rough metric
for example chests get more laggy when they're full, but don't add instances
animals are extremely costly to CPU despite being just 1 instance

primal kelp
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vellheim

tardy vale
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Heimvell

tired harness
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Smiffeheim.

proven dagger
frosty walrus
tardy vale
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Morgen gjall

pulsar hawk
storm anchor
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Proper few centimeters of snow this morning. ❄️👀

slender marlin
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'morgenGjall🦠 👨‍🦽‍➡️ Corpse_running

slender marlin
slender marlin
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almost, it's just thechnically getting out of the hospital is illegal for me, but that's where grass trees and fresh air are, so i go outlaw 🏴‍☠️

tardy vale
slender marlin
tardy vale
slender marlin
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i'm getting pretty good at squishing into narrow places and difficult doors atm 🥉 Rocky

broken carbon
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do you guys know how to make wood arrows appear in workbench? i have enough wood to make it but its not appearing

sour shadow
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No idea, they only require an unupgraded workbench so they should be there.

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Are you opening the bench crafting menu? They dont appear in your hammer menu.

gray crypt
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Morgen gjall

storm anchor
ruby marsh
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Morning 10th realm warriors.

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At least where I'm at.

tough aspen
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any of yall have the troll head keychain from the merch store?

brazen coyote
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No, I bought the Frostner one.

vivid quiver
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imagine searching for your keys and then you are blown across the room

drowsy temple
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How many 1 star askvin would it take to take out Fader?

obsidian haven
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quite a few id imagine, aoe attacks and tames/summons are not good friends

brazen coyote
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Would they even fight Fader?

low depot
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Yes, as long as they are tamed

scenic wing
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Can’t remember if I mentioned this or not, but I ordered 3 plushies from Grimfrost for each of my children. Fenrir for my oldest, Ratatoskr for my middle, and Hugin for my youngest!

umbral fog
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The most rowdy one should get Ratatoskr 😄 and the most collected one should get Hugin

scenic wing
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So the middle child is 1000% the rowdy one 😂
The youngest is my daughter (the other two are boys) so I feel Hugin may fit her well haha

ruby marsh
crimson inlet
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One of my favorite videos is of some dad coming home to his daughters saying
"Girls, there's a guy outside with two daughters I have to fight."
The older daughter is like:" what? How big are they"
The younger one is like "YEAH!!! LET'S FIGHT!"

teal flower
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morgen gjall

tardy vale
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Morgen Gjall

slender marlin
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'morgenGjall🤌🏽2hours to coffee 😔

tardy vale
storm anchor
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I would have guessed something like "Don't talk before coffee" but that would be more Finnish thing tho. thonking

tardy vale
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something like this? 😄

slender marlin
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I need coffee because it's a prevalent Catholic country and people could take offense

coarse wedge
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Mornin

slender marlin
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frail pond
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Good morning, having a nice gingerbread latte ☕ 🫚

gray crypt
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Morgen gjall

vocal trout
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Hello

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@tardy vale I wanna order 100kg of drink and let the delivery man suffer up stairs

ruby marsh
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So I'm just gonna be that guy, and ask.
Is bumping a thread in #1024264966712340510 frowned on in this server? I've seen a few that do that even if they have their own discord.

storm anchor
tired harness
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Never skip coffee leg day.

vocal trout
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Exactly! Also my trimmer broke so I gotta order a new one, I look like Santa Claus now 😐

tardy vale
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trimmer?

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hair trimmer? nose trimmer? beard trimmer? garden trimmer?

carmine escarp
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let them earn that minimum wage

vocal trout
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@tardy vale I was just kidding but now I'm not!!!!
On coop.se you can get 8 Coca Cola Zero for 100kr + pant so 116 for 8 Coca Cola Zero WTF!
I WILL CAPITALIZE on this!

Oh sorry, meant a universal hair trimmer that comes with all those attachments.

vocal trout
carmine escarp
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oh swedens awesome

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I loved my time there

tardy vale
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Sweden refused EU's evil plans on "European minimum pay" 😄

trim coral
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Hello! Who is playing in Valheim VR?

carmine escarp
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good on yall then

vocal trout
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EU wanted to add some kind of minimum wage thing like US or what?

tardy vale
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yup

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word be utterly crap since pay in all diffrent EU countries ain't even close 😄

vocal trout
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Yeah 😒

violet belfry
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Cloudfare sucks

vocal trout
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It's been down for like 1-2 hours now 😐

tardy vale
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internet attack again

vocal trout
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So... I'm truly sorry for whoever is going to deliver my drinks but I decided to get 44 or them.
10x Fanta Zero Orange
10x Fanta Zero Exotic
10x Fanta Zero Forest Berries
10x Coca Cola Zero Vanilla
4x Coca Cola Zero (since I have 18 in fridge)

All 1.5L, INDIVIDUAL 😂

Delivered to my door for a measly 10 dollaros.

violet belfry
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Like sugar?

carmine escarp
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all that for 10 dollars?

tardy vale
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how big house / apartment you got mate? 😄

carmine escarp
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exactly

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where are you storing all that

violet belfry
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Where's the Dr Pepper?

carmine escarp
vocal trout
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When the fridge is full of 20 Coca Cola Zero I store the rest under the sink 😛

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Yeah but I hate it

violet belfry
carmine escarp
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lol me either

vocal trout
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But yeah, you can get Pepper and Dew here no problem.

tardy vale
carmine escarp
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oh cool

vocal trout
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Now I'm gonna eat chip n dip in bed.

carmine escarp
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haha sounds awesome

tardy vale
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you never explained to me where the hell you're going to store all that 😄

violet belfry
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His stomach

vocal trout
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Under the sink!

tardy vale
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your sink is the size of my back yard

vocal trout
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You can fit 2 Vacuum Cleaner in there

violet belfry
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Doesn't sound that big

tardy vale
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A single standard 1.5L cola bottle is approximately 32-33 cm (12.6-13 inches) high and has a diameter of around 9.2-9.4 cm (3.6-3.7 inches)

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x 44 😄

vocal trout
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I row them up and stack them good

carmine escarp
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damn

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yeah that works lol

tired harness
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All these non-freedom units 😭😉😏

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I appreciate Smiffe translating 💛

carmine escarp
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yeah good on him for that lol

storm anchor
vocal trout
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Imagine 2 Henry Hoovers

tired harness
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Yeah but are we talking about the suction machines themselves or the people who maintain them?

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Because when you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.

vocal trout
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😮

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Full circle

carmine escarp
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oh my god

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that’s a new one lol

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I should probably vacuum my cars shed like crazy lol

tardy vale
carmine escarp
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cats autocorrect

tardy vale
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😄

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else you would have a very rusty car

carmine escarp
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I have ragdoll kittens

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nope I just cleaned my actual car

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we’re getting into winter over here so I did one more clean before the roads are all muddy and awful

lost apex
lean fable
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hi