general

[tired harness]

1.1 PvP update 😏

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/neva-never-marc-homealone-youcantstopme-gif-9816521

[polar crystal]

Boats update? 🥺

Would love a ceramic hull ship smaller than the Drakkar.

[crimson inlet]

🤞 it's my biggest wish

Ocean update

[modest moth]

we'll be lucky if we get ocean update in general

lucky as in, it actually happens

[polar crystal]

Ocean update sounds fun. I'm first hoping for some more interesting ships than small, medium, and large.

[stable dust]

The game overall seems so cool

Best survival game out there

[polar crystal]

I do dig it. Parrying fun.

[umbral fog]

I dont think many will disagree with you here 😄

[tired harness]

Current boats fine, they just need to make Karve faster.

[stable dust]

I havent gone to the ashlands yet, but so far, great job

[umbral fog]

Be ready for war there 😄

[tired harness]

*nerfed war

[stable dust]

I made a new game and Im struggling with bears 😅

They hella scary

[storm anchor]

One paw swipes deal less damage and can be parried easier even with wooden shield. Use slash weapon, once you have killed 2 you can ||craft new weapon from their drops||. 👍

[merry mist]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-time-adventure-time-coffee-gif-1811680171640299873

[west grove]

I lost my discord valheim tag when I left the server. how do I get it back?

[umbral fog]

Click on one next to a user name and "adopt tag" 🙂

[west grove]

thank ya! Got it

[tired harness]

💡 Smff tag when? 😏

[umbral fog]

-# Wrong order of emotes 😏

[tired harness]

🤫

[stiff cloud]

My 9 year old daughter wants to play with other kids, seems like a lot of servers say no kids.

[tardy vale]

well. it's up to the server-owner to set their own rules

[umbral fog]

Usually older players dont want to play with kids 🙂

[tardy vale]

and discord minimum age is 13 to use the program

so I would probably suggest asking kids in her own school to play with her.
asking strangers online would sadly mostly find creepy people 🙁

[stiff cloud]

Hmm good to know, yea true about the creeps. I feel like a creep just asking for kid servers haha

[tardy vale]

understandable

so I sadly don't think discord is the place to ask for friends your daughter to play with

I know some parrents who are playing with their younger kids

and the game is ment to be played with IRL friends

[vital notch]

That’s what we did was any game we got the kids involved as well .

[scenic wing]

Good evening fellas!

[molten kayak]

Just in time 🧙‍♀️ ⌛

lmao you cannot make that up

[scenic wing]

Huh, maybe I’m the witching hour 🤔

[storm anchor]

Witching hour indeed.

[frail pond]

🤷‍♂️ A sample size is still a good indicator, especially when it's one sided. Less participants only increases margins for error, and doesn't outline the poll as an error itself.

[tired harness]

Too Much Dogg = Witching.
Just Right Amount of Dogg = Chill.

[wooden pelican]

Btw, developers say why you can't plant raspberries and blueberries in the garden? or mushrooms

[frail pond]

They want foraging aspects to remain

[wooden pelican]

ty a lot for info, im just curios about it.
have nice day\night

[tired harness]

Anything is possible in 1.0 though.

[wooden pelican]

i hope on it. yeah its cool what we need a walk for some stuff in forest but sometimes its just bored me and my frend, also we just dont have armor slots, progressive expand inventory or something and game gotta cool as hell after this i think.

[frail pond]

Yeah, they have made claims that later changed seemingly due to demand, so it's possible!

[frail pond]

I would recommend locating the largest berry patches and creating a portal chain between them that eventually takes you home. That way you can quickly harvest bushes wherever you like.

[wooden pelican]

Yes, thats almost what we did. We found a spot near raspberry bushes and blueberries on the biome borders and built a bigass house. Overall, it worked out well, but sometimes you really need berries in large quantities.
Thanks for the advice!

[scenic wing]

Gonna try and get some Valheim in tonight, if I can get these chores done in time 🤔

[molten kayak]

uh have you tried hiring kvastur? 💡

[scenic wing]

Not sure Kvastur would be the best choice to burn some old branches

[tired harness]

1.0 adds ash system where your chimney will clog up unless you have kvastur to clean it out for you 😏

[scenic wing]

Hmm Kvastur trophy + ectoplasm = Kvastur? 👀 💡

[molten kayak]

That might be cool

[scenic wing]

I remember when bog witch came out, everyone wanted Kvastur at their home

[tired harness]

Just tame a wolf and name it Kvastur 😉

[slender birch]

Opa

[limpid root]

Greetings from from the High Enchanter of the Sporewood Thicket

Valheim is so fun

[scenic wing]

Yeah it’s a pretty neat game

[limpid root]

200 hours on one world and I’m just starting mistlands ;-;

[scenic wing]

No shame in that

[tired harness]

ZERO shame in that.

[tough aspen]

Lol i usually spend the first 200 days building a house THEN go do bosses or whatever

[tired harness]

I rush Eikthyr just so I can get to bronze but then I usually won't even thing about Elder until like day 150+.

[quasi trail]

Feels. I'll spend that time but with mods xD. Literally have the whole place feeling like I'm playing skyrim

[tough aspen]

Play skyrim then

[quasi trail]

That's not the point.

The point I was making is, getting carried away when it comes to building for so long, you loose track of days.

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/bumble-bees-fall-cat-cute-gif-16215516

[high drift]

Cats are so cute, I wish cats are real

[frail pond]

You're in luck!

[tardy vale]

Best cat

[vernal egret]

Valheim devs, thank you for making an awesome game that captivates my mind. I do have a question though... Have you guys ever considered making dual wielding weapons at the expense of more stamina usage a thing? Just curious. I think violently thrashing away with two axes would be pretty neat. Either way, been having a blast playing and craving my journey all the way to the Mistlands so far. 😁

[hazy yarrow]

Shall i tell him theres dual axes in game already, no?

[lost apex]

good morning cato gif people :o

[timber crane]

Great thanks to all the developers and stuff in TokyoGameShow.
They were so welcome and answered everything I asked.
I also received a postcard from them.
Due to work issue,my brother can't attend tgs (Chinese people literally work on Sunday). But he want to send his best wishes to this game along with our gratitude to everyone works on this game , also for our 500 hours journey of valheim.

Q

[tough aspen]

That's so nice ^_^

[devout trout]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-tom-falling-asleep-too-sleepy-sleepy-gif-14908858

[gusty barn]

anyone wanna start a new world save need people to play with

[storm anchor]

Look no further than https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510. 👍

[proper current]

I am looking for a mod that shown coordinates on the map. I did have one a while back called MapCoordinatesDisplay but can't find it in Thunderstore anymore.

[frail pond]

#mods-discussion Is where you want to ask.

[scarlet current]

Who here has noticed that with the introduction of version 0.221.4 - Call to Arms on Xbox the game no longer quick pause whenever their controller disconnects?

[storm anchor]

You might want to address that in https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1202550076216573962.

[scarlet current]

Ok

[wild egret]

@high atlas i dont get it

[high atlas]

april 20th, AKA 4/20 is national weed day

[main sonnet]

Not in the rest of the world. Unlike the US, the rest of the world has a 12 month callendar.......

[high atlas]

you just made me count on my fingers. i dont get it

[molten kayak]

he's poking fun of america for not doing day / month / year

[high atlas]

uggghhhhhhhhhhhh

[tough aspen]

just as ugh as 4/20

[tired harness]

Hi, I am from America, and 28 SEP 25 is the only way I will ever write dates, so idk where this concept came from that we don't do dd/mm/yy.

[tough aspen]

cuz you dont lol

[molten kayak]

ur the outlier :>

[tired harness]

The only other way I have seen dates written is yyyy/mm/dd 🤷‍♂️

[high atlas]

we do month date, 420, 911, etc

[tired harness]

That's gross.

[tough aspen]

except 4th july

[high atlas]

well... but we say fourth OF july

no one says "what are you doing on four july?"

[scenic wing]

99.9% I’ve seen it as MM/DD/YYYY
(As an American)

[high atlas]

"what am i doing FOR july 4th? barbque why?"

[tough aspen]

july 4th

[tired harness]

Why are my people like this 😭

[tough aspen]

the FOR is because its a holiday and an occasion, same as "what are you doing for xmas"

[scenic wing]

Hmm I don’t know, me and my network have always used the two interchangeably I think, I’ve never really put too much thought into it

“Do y’all want to come over for the Fourth of July?”
“What are y’all’s plans for July 4th?”

Either way, hot dogs are involved 🌭

[tired harness]

Are hot dogs sandwiches though? 😏

[molten kayak]

hot dogs are sandwiches

[high atlas]

i'd have to say yes, they're between bread

it's just a tube shaped bologna sandwich

[tired harness]

Is a taco a sandwich?

Because why would a hot dog not be classed as a taco?

[high atlas]

no a taco is in a corn tortilla

[tired harness]

So the type of bread specifies if something is a sandwich?

[high atlas]

if your bread is crunching, you need to go to the grocery store for new bread

[tired harness]

That doesn't answer the question.

[high atlas]

i guess i'd say yes?

yeah cuz almost anything can be a sandwich, the point is it's between pieces of bread

[tired harness]

Because there are non-crunchy tacos.

[molten kayak]

🤔 mexican style sandwich?

[high atlas]

ooo a mexican sandwich would be awesome, and it would not be a taco

[crimson inlet]

Ice cream sandwich

[high atlas]

haha, while not technically bread, i agree iwth that sandwich usage

[crimson inlet]

[tired harness]

This my argument for hot dog being part of the taco family.
Because it's the orientation of the bread.

Sandwich = top and bottom.
Taco = wrapped around in a U.

[high atlas]

im having a really hard time thinking of something between yeasted bread eaten with your hands that isn't a sandwich

but i feel like tacos are definitively in a taco shell, soft or hard

or bowl

although come on what are taco bowls that' sstupid...

[tired harness]

So if I take 2 tortillas and put stuff between them like a sandwich, it is not a sandwich?

[high atlas]

no cuz they're tortillas

that would be a quesadilla

[tired harness]

So? Ice scream sandwich isn't bread either.

[tired harness]

@molten kayak mexican sandwich 😉

[high atlas]

no but its a fun silly desert thing, i can thikn of an example if my brain works

if you really want to quantify a quesadilla as a mexican sandwich you can, i'd say a burrito instead

[tired harness]

Burritos are tubular.

Bread orientation 😄

[high atlas]

but if mexicans had a "sandwich" it would be a burrito

like culturally speaking, how they're used and eaten

[tired harness]

Difference between a burrito and a taco is just O vs. U.

[high atlas]

like a means to put meat and stuff in a thing and eat it

true

[tired harness]

Sandwich =
Taco U
Burrito O

[high atlas]

except taco and burrito are both made with tortilla

[tired harness]

So I class hot dogs as a taco given the U.

[high atlas]

if you wanna wrap a hot dog in a tortilla and call it a taco you can, i would argue you have a pig in a blanket

[tired harness]

Type of bread is irrelevant as we have all eaten a hot dog out of a single piece of "sandwich" bread at one point.

Pig in blanket is closer to burrito given the O.

[high atlas]

so if you put a beef wellington on its side it's a burrito?

a hoagie is a V is a hoagie a taco?

[tired harness]

I'm poor, let me google what that is 😄

[high atlas]

see the dangerous waters you get into here

[tired harness]

Beef wellington would fall in burrito family as well given it is completely enclosed.

[high atlas]

see that's just nuts

[tired harness]

If a hoagie is a fully connected U shaped bread = taco.

[high atlas]

and if i peeled off one side of the wellington's outside it's a taco

[tired harness]

No, because you peeled. It didn't begin that way.

[high atlas]

arite so we're in crazy pants land then if you're calling hoagies tacos

i think the composition of the food vehicle is way more important than the shape

[tired harness]

Can't be in crazy pants land because the devs don't let us have pants.
We can be in crazy tunic land though 😉

[scenic wing]

If you take what is undoubtedly a sandwich… and you put in a blender and drink it…

Are you drinking a sandwich?

[high atlas]

all things are smoothies if blended

[crimson inlet]

That's genius
Backwards thinking

[high atlas]

that is a sandwich smoothie

[crimson inlet]

Get a sandwich and dismantle
At what point does it... Unsandwich

[high atlas]

it almost immediately becomes an open face sandwich

and then a "i wish this was a melt"

and then just cold cuts with why is this piece of bread here

[crimson inlet]

But what if, in the blender, the sandwich gets rearranged

[high atlas]

that sounds like some flat earther argument

[crimson inlet]

Before it blends

[high atlas]

"how come when i put bread and meat in a blender it doesn't randomly rearrange itself into a sandwich therefore god"

[crimson inlet]

Quite the theory

[high atlas]

you could blend the sandwich, get some more bread, and spread the sandwich smoothie between the bread

then you'd have a sandwich salad sandwich

[crimson inlet]

Incredible
Sandwich paste sandwich

[high atlas]

sandwich patee sandwich. pate~ idk how to fancy my e

[umbral fog]

paté?

[midnight hedge]

Tap and hold on the e è

É

I dunno which one is the right one though haha

[tired harness]

Smiffé

[cyan creek]

This one

According to my tricky full-of-traps native langage that is french

[umbral fog]

Oh, it also has fancy a 😄 Pâté

[wooden fern]

who can talk french?

[umbral fog]

French people are known for it as far as i am aware 😄

[tired harness]

Many Canadians as well.

[wooden fern]

cooked

erm dose they talk english?

[tired harness]

Both groups mentioned tend to be bilingual, yes.

[wooden fern]

ok

thanks

[umbral fog]

But now seriously, if you want to play with people speaking french look or make a post in #1024264966712340510 😄
-# Tho keep in mind the post itself should be in english 🙂

[gleaming heron]

Which is armor is better for archery. root or vile?

[tired harness]

Better is subjective 🤷‍♂️ Do you want to shoot faster with slightly more damage per shot or just +20% per shot?

Pick which one you, personally, want -- that is the "better" one.

[gleaming heron]

Fair point! Thanks

[tired harness]

Offhand I would say once you cross like 65-70 base skill Vile becomes outright better.
But someone who does math could solve the exact breakpoint.

[night merlin]

Brasil?

[tired harness]

Is a country.

[night merlin]

l wanted to know if there is anyone here from Brazil

sorry for mistakes, I don't know English very well

[tired harness]

I would assume there are quite a few given the server population.
If you're looking for people to play with from your region, I recommend #1024264966712340510
If you can't find anything, make your own post in that channel.

You do have to make your post in English though (per this Discord's rules), even if your server is going to be for non-English speakers.

I hope you find people and enjoy the game!

[night merlin]

ok, sorry

[tired harness]

Nothing to apologize for 💛

[hard comet]

I can't use devcommands on xbox anymore since the update. Can someone help me figure out how?

[tired harness]

#xbox-bugs-discussion

[hard comet]

Ty

[plush kindle]

Is padded armour worth?

[tired harness]

Worth is subjective to the individual.
So only you, personally, can decide if it is.

[molten kayak]

Padded chest isn't too good cause of the root harnesk existing

[plush kindle]

Ion wanna die to yagluth and idk if wolf set is enough armour 💔

[tired harness]

Depends on your priorities.

[molten kayak]

Nah

[tired harness]

Don't get hit, armor doesn't matter 😉

[tired harness]

Yah.

[plush kindle]

Right-

[molten kayak]

Root harnesk is great everywhere

[tired harness]

Fire Resist Mead is the primary thing you want for Yag if you are worried about damage.

[plush kindle]

Mhm

[tired harness]

This doesn't inherently make Padded not good.

[molten kayak]

When the question is: Is padded armour worth? it's not worth to make when root harnesk is better

I never claimed it's not good

There's just a better option

Get outta here with pedantic nonsense honestly

[tired harness]

@plush kindle people have beaten Yag without armor.
So it's up to how you evaluate your own skill. If you think you will be taking a lot of hits and want to negate the max damage possible -- build Padded.

Padded chest isn't too good

I never claimed it's not good

😉

[molten kayak]

It's a comparison

Padded chest isn't too good cause of the root harnesk existing

[tired harness]

Worth is subjective to the individual.

[molten kayak]

Funny how context works

[tired harness]

Funny how the truth works 🤷‍♂️

Root could give full immunity to Pierce and "I prefer Padded" Is still valid and makes Padded worth it to that individual person.

[plush kindle]

Ima go try beat yag up then

Are silver arrows any good ?

[tired harness]

Silver Sword recommended.

[tired harness]

Nope.

[plush kindle]

Alr

[plush kindle]

I have the frostnar atm

[tired harness]

Sword is slightly better math-wise iirc. But you do you.

[plush kindle]

ion feel lik mining more silver 💔

[tired harness]

Shouldn't have wasted it on Frostner 😉

[storm anchor]

It's a good option against Yagluth.

And afterwards the fight.

[plush kindle]

Wasted is crazy 💔 its a good weapon no?

[tired harness]

Good is a point of view, Anakin.

I think Frostner is absolute dogshit.
Other people swear by it.

Depends on whom you ask 🤷‍♂️

[plush kindle]

Iirc i was using it in the ashlands my last playthrough

[tired harness]

At that point Mistwalker is just a straight upgrade (Mistlands sword).

[burnt leaf]

frostner is an amazing weapon if survivability and reliability are among your top priorities.
if you wanna kill stuff fast, it's rarely the best option. if you wanna kill stuff safely, it's almost always good, even long after you get it.

[molten kayak]

Atgeir is a better frostner

[tired harness]

Killing things faster brings greater safety because they can't kill you if they dead 😉 💛

But I agree with your breakdown.

[burnt leaf]

yea but killing them with a sword involves being within their attack range since your knockback doesn't knock them out of it.
frostner ensures that nothing can ever hit you unless it resists that knockback

[tired harness]

Range? You mean atgeir? 😏

[burnt leaf]

fair yea, but most options there cost more stamina

[tired harness]

Frostgeir <--- A weapon I can support.

[burnt leaf]

frostner has the advantage of being a mountain tier weapon and having all that knockback on its low stamina cost primary attack

if stamina cost is no issue to you, atgeir is probably clearly better

[tired harness]

The "advantage" you describe is why I think it is horrible. 🙁

[molten kayak]

Stamina issues in 2k25 lmao

[tired harness]

If I want knockback I will take a hammer.

[frosty walrus]

Polearm secondary has very high knockback

[tired harness]

Now if they change Frostnr to being a two-handed hammer.... 🥵

S tier.

[burnt leaf]

it depends on a player's priorities, which is imo worth mentioning before declaring it as horrible :>

[storm anchor]

Usually I keep Frostner with me until I upgrade to Klossen.

[tired harness]

I did point out it depends on whom you ask and declare there are 2 opinions on the weapon.

[burnt leaf]

fair, i'm a bit slow right now haha

[tired harness]

No worries 💛

[craggy holly]

probably time for me to make a Frostner again this playthrough actually, I have not made it for at least 8 runs

[tired harness]

I make Frostner because it is good if you hang it on the wall.

[craggy holly]

oh this is a very valid point hahaha

crystal battleaxe is one of my go to as well for that

[tired harness]

True.
I will use battleaxes in combat if they take like 0.1s off the initial windup.

[storm anchor]

Yes, after crafting Blackmetal battleaxe.

[craggy holly]

I have done a battleaxe playthrough not too long ago, was quite nice

[tired harness]

Spears my beloved.

But if, given the new better hitboxes, they change the axe secondary to being a throw -- immediate axe main.

[craggy holly]

I usually play around with lots of different things but Ashlands I always go back to my trusty way of fighting lol, too careful to play around with lots of testing there

Sadly I can't play with spears much, I loose them too often...

[storm anchor]

Now you can train aiming with the archery target.

[craggy holly]

If I put the target somewhere not meadows or plains I'll probably still loose my spear throwing it at the target...

[tired harness]

Archery target? You mean Bonemass?

[craggy holly]

My first BM kill was with arrows in Feb or March 2021 haha

[sullen plinth]

I probably missed it and I don't see any news posts... Did they say what that "Exciting announcement" that they were going to make during the Tokyo Gameshow was? So far as I know, today's the last day of it

[tired harness]

Killing Mass with a spear is a guaranteed 15 level increase 😄

[storm anchor]

Now there is an idea: in Meadows make some different height poles around with archery targets attached so you have this training area for spear throws.

[tired harness]

Not poles, do a wall with different heights so if you miss it is still right there.

[storm anchor]

Fair, or wall around the target.

[sullen plinth]

I'll take the silence as "Do you see an announcement? No? Then they haven't made one"

[molten kayak]

Prolly was the playstation announcement

[tired harness]

It's releasing on PS5.

That was the big trailer they debuted.

[sullen plinth]

Oh, damn. I assumed that since the announcement was well before TGS it wasn't the same one. Ah, well, guess I'll be back mid-2026 to see if 1.0 is on the horizon

[high drift]

Are there any vibrations when playing with a dualsense on pc?

[scenic wing]

Is it about that time? ⏳

[midnight hedge]

No, the actual archery target that you can build. I don't know if it works with spears, but arrows works

[tired harness]

You mean Bonemass?

[midnight hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-chomp-orange-cat-bite-orange-cat-bite-chomp-gif-16171644264324771261

[stoic dune]

Anyone else not having trolls spawn?

[plush kindle]

I defeated yagluth, took a bit longer then i wanted it too tho cus i had to look for the totems...

The frostner and wolf armour worked well enough too, wasnt a problem while fighting

[tired harness]

Nice!!

[plush kindle]

Time for the mistlands now.. 😮‍💨

[tired harness]

Prepare thineself.

[plush kindle]

Ive never experianced infested mine’s properly.. I had enough last time and turned passive mobs on 💔

[tired harness]

Ooze bombs are your friend.

Very good for damaging groups in small, confined spaces/

[plush kindle]

Which one’s should i use?

[tired harness]

There is only 1 ooze bomb?

[plush kindle]

Oh oh

I mixed them for blob bombs 💔

[tired harness]

Bilebombs are better but if you get the mats for those save them for Queen.

[plush kindle]

Mhm

[plush kindle]

Anything else i should know for tackling them?

[tired harness]

Strongest weapon you got, health pots.

Life will be annoying until you find black cores and get get the Mistlands level equipment.

[plush kindle]

Yeahh-

[plush kindle]

My strongest rn is frostner- but ill make the black metal atgeir

[tired harness]

Frostner will be good for you.

Seekers resist all physical damage so the elemental Frost will work really well.

Keep till you can upgrade to Mistwalker as it is literally a better Frostner.

[plush kindle]

Gotcha

[tired harness]

Or swap to magic and just fireball everyone 😄

[plush kindle]

Should i make a spare armour set incase i die? 💔

[tired harness]

Pro tip: Don't die 😏

If you make Padded you can wear that and have Wolf as your backup.

inb4 all the "Padded Greaves but Root Chest" people show up.

[plush kindle]

If i was gonna craft padded id’ve used it for yagluth 💔

Ion mind crafting another wolf set cus silver isnt used for much else

[tired harness]

Valid.

[plush kindle]

Wolf set looks better too lowkey, having two on display would be nice

[cyan creek]

Wolf set was my favorite armor before ashlands

[tired harness]

Bronze Armor ftw!

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[lost apex]

Morning fellow vikings!

[blissful void]

Hi

[peak roost]

Morning, brother.

[wooden fern]

morning

[dapper marlin]

If it's any consolation - once you access the mystical equipment from the mines, you'll be clearing them out while cackling with glee

[idle jacinth]

Will there be a discount on Valheim today?

[devout trout]

Why today?

[gray cloak]

Greetings everyone 🙂
I just joined because I found you by chance. I'm French and I'm looking for people to play with. In the meantime, I wish you all a good game.

[tough aspen]

#1024264966712340510 might help you there, but keep in mind this is an English-only server and the bot will automatically detect any other language ^^

[gray cloak]

Ooh i didnt know, thank you🙂

[umbral fog]

Autumn sale in 6,5 hours i assume 🙂

[devout trout]

ahhh

[peak roost]

Any of you guys play ValHeim? It’s this cool Viking game, pretty fun.

[umbral fog]

Take a guess 😄

[storm anchor]

Glad that you asked, we people here in official Valheim Discord server tend to play lot of that said "Valheim" game.

Guess it's okay, at least in my books.

[tough aspen]

i dabble in it

[peak roost]

Uhh, yes? OH YOU DO? Awesome, I wouldn’t have guessed lol. 😅

[peak roost]

Awesome!!

[tough aspen]

i have a few days in my base

[peak roost]

Oh sweet! This is so cool!

[twin dawn]

Hi

[umbral fog]

Just a little bit of time spent in it

[peak roost]

Hmmmmm, a LITTLE BIT YOU SAY hmmmmm?

[umbral fog]

Indeed, i know people who have many times more time played than me

[peak roost]

Like who?

If you don’t mind of course lol,

[peak roost]

I dabble as well.

[umbral fog]

One my fellow countryman has around 4 times as much more example 😄 tho he is not active here

[peak roost]

Oh I see. Lol, but do you really punch drakes?

[umbral fog]

Indeed, when they deserve it 😄

[peak roost]

YEAA. Punch ‘em!
Lolol “They all deserve to die. I hate them so much. 😄” LOLOL.

[storm anchor]

It's now easier to punch them with new fist weapons. 🤜 🐲

[flint bloom]

Poor drakes did nothing wrong

[devout trout]

I think you mean Birds. Drakes try to kill you.

[tough aspen]

can i have 'puncher of mods'

[peak roost]

Yet you punch birds.

[devout trout]

[devout trout]

That can certainly be accommodated

[flint bloom]

Did you not notice the signs at the bottom of the mountain saying "trespassers will be shot by drakes"?

[devout trout]

https://tenor.com/view/reading-sign-cant-stop-me-no-one-can-stop-me-gif-13921932

[tough aspen]

no honey ❤️

[devout trout]

awwww man

Haven't had a chance to change a name in a while

[tough aspen]

change some rando

[devout trout]

And that my dear Sam, is how one gets in trouble

[flint bloom]

I'm not some rando

[tough aspen]

you can blame me dw

[peak roost]

You guys wanna know what’s funnier than 24?

[devout trout]

24 is funny?

[tough aspen]

is this your first time experiencing a joke setup hyperchan? u have to say "what"

[devout trout]

In my defense, I woke up not long ago. It's still 5 in the morning

[peak roost]

You guys don’t get the reference….

[storm anchor]

What?

[peak roost]

Twenty fiveeeeeee.

[flint bloom]

Spongebob Squareviking

[peak roost]

AHEAHAAHAHAHAESSAAEAEHA I’m gone.

[storm anchor]

Ah, I didn't catch the reference at the start.

[devout trout]

I.... don't get it

[storm anchor]

Sorry, that tripped me also.

[tough aspen]

most of us here are european spongebob wasn't a thing

[peak roost]

What makes you think most of you guys in this server are European?

[devout trout]

Oh, it's a spongebob reference? Checks out, always hated that show

I mean, the game is from Sweden

[flint bloom]

Idk in my nordic european settlement we had spongebob back in the day

[tough aspen]

i said here, atm, it's late night for americans

[devout trout]

Case in point

I'm in Utah, 5am here

[peak roost]

Oh I see.

[tough aspen]

hyper is honorary european

[devout trout]

latest time here in the states rn is 7am

XD

[flint bloom]

Best don't go outside yet, the 2 star greydwarves are still out

[devout trout]

I mean, I am 2nd generation American

Half german on my mom's side. Both grandparents came from Germany after WWII

[tough aspen]

perf time to come back

[devout trout]

IDK, I've heard Germany has been having some of it's own issues lately. But that's just what I've heard

[tough aspen]

ok lets not poke this bear

[devout trout]

was just about to say, don't wanna get too political here lol

[tough aspen]

i can feel subject hovering over the timeout button

[storm anchor]

Let's go poke bears in black forest.

[flint bloom]

It's just a little fulling infestation, nothing that can't be taken care of with a proper atgeir

[devout trout]

Ooohhh, I love Atgeirs. Sounds like a perfect place for me then

[tough aspen]

we could have a beer/bear

bær

[devout trout]

💡 1/200 chance for a drunk bear to spawn when a normal bear would, with heavier aggro and more health, but more vulnerable to stuns.

[tough aspen]

drops bukeperries

[devout trout]

And an empty tankard

[tough aspen]

The empty tankard, thats a good pub name

[radiant lintel]

chat do I keep growing beard to look like my valheim character

didn't shave in like 10 days

[umbral fog]

If i ever open a pub i will name it that xD

With your permission ofc

[tough aspen]

hell yea ma boi

[tough aspen]

hell yea ma boi

[peak roost]

You don’t need permission, just take it and all the credit and pretend that it’s yours.

[umbral fog]

Now see, that i will not do. 🙂

[peak roost]

Ahh I was just joking hahahaha, come on now! A Viking brother can joke ehh?

The only right name for my Viking is Olaf, then I will occasionally put Gordon.

[peak roost]

You love those emojis lol, you have one in almost every message, I respect it. ☺️

[twin dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[dapper marlin]

Been trying to convince my Helldiver buddies to try Valheim as heck hoppers is in a wee bit of a state currently..I honestly just want to see their reactions to their first troll, or the swamps if I manage to carry em that far xD

[wide jungle]

Good morning!

[night merlin]

Good morning

[scenic wing]

Good morning fellas

[gray crypt]

Morgen gjall.

[wise geode]

Hello everybody

[tranquil frost]

https://tenor.com/view/good-ebening-good-evening-coach-looking-searching-gif-15739239

[tranquil frost]

Roger Roger

[hasty jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/bloo-bloo-bloo-bleh-bleh-bleh-blah-blah-blah-don-pollo-gif-5754790920844288525

[vital shoal]

Hi, is there a german server?

[mental onyx]

hello everyone i just started playing valheim this morning and i played for 5 hours lol

[umbral fog]

Try to look in #1024264966712340510 😄

[peak roost]

I name you Olaf.

[mental onyx]

OLAF!!

[peak roost]

What does “ifg” mean?

[vital shoal]

oh i meant a german discord server

[umbral fog]

"looking for game/group" i believe 🙂

[tardy vale]

No

[umbral fog]

Oh, then no, this is the only official discord and its international 🙂

[peak roost]

Hmm, that’s possible. But the first letter is a “i” though, not an L.

[umbral fog]

It is a lowercase L 😄

[peak roost]

…

oh my.

I AM blind.

[umbral fog]

Nah, those two especially look very similar and in some fonts even the exact same 😄

[peak roost]

Really? Lol, thank you bro! ❤️

[vital shoal]

do i have to wreote in esperanto? 😉

[umbral fog]

English will do just fine

[vital shoal]

very bad

[storm anchor]

If the server was multibilingual it would be harder to moderate.

[scenic wing]

Multilingual, if you will

[storm anchor]

Thanks, my English not working always.

[vital shoal]

My english is bad

[storm anchor]

As long as it's understandable then there shouldn't be any problems. 👍
Plus, any translation website/app can also help.

[cyan creek]

AHAHAHA please who asked for kraken ??? Because they actually exist #memes-and-clips message

Thanks to Ace for that, I can’t stop laughing

[high drift]

meow

[tardy vale]

Meow

[tired harness]

MEOW

[wide jungle]

I have introduced yet another friend into this wonderful game! We plan to head north upon first snowfall this coming year =+)

[peak roost]

Hey! What is your favorite Biome!? A Dev’s opinion.

[night merlin]

goodnight

[tardy vale]

Hm.....................................................................

🤔

medows probably since the game goes totally downhill from there

[tired harness]

Clearly that means his favorite biome is <unreleased content> 😏

Smiffe plz... Meadows worst biome 😭

Also the game is downhill from Mountains. Literally 😉

[limpid root]

I love going back to meadows in late game. So calming 😇

[peak roost]

Hmmmmmmm, very interesting.

[peak roost]

What about the Neck’s? Aren’t they the most powerful enemy in the game?

[tired harness]

Tameable Necks when? 😭

[peak roost]

[peak roost]

I know I’m bad at the game lol, one time I died in a dungeon,. Took I think it was leather armor and I died to a regular boar. Twice.

[tired harness]

Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.

[peak roost]

Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, BA Start.

[tired harness]

Bachelor's of Art? 👀

[tardy vale]

T-neck yes

normal neck, no

[tired harness]

Are we getting V-necks eventually? 😏

[tardy vale]

only D-necks

[tired harness]

DEEZ necks 😄

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/fo-sho-snoop-dogg-for-sure-gif-10890829

[molten kayak]

GOTTEM

[tardy vale]

witching hour already over it seems

[scenic wing]

Nah, it’s only just begun

[tardy vale]

ah yes. I saw in #building-screenshots

2 mr.beast scams tries

[peak roost]

Is it true that you have an IronGate on your studio?

[molten kayak]

🧙‍♀️ ⌛

[main sonnet]

The only place where things go downhill are the Mountains.

[sharp meteor]

@unique carbon

[tardy vale]

Morgen gjall

[chrome minnow]

Morgen ghast

[storm trout]

viva valheim uwu

[delicate hearth]

Hello, where can I make a suggestion to improve french translsation about one mistland resources name ?

[wide jungle]

They made the gjall trophy into ear rings! Gotta say... I now have a new trinket from some old supplies left over woooohooo!! 😏

[slender marlin]

you can also use the tool in the official website (valheimgame.com) in the section "support" > "translation errors"

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[delicate hearth]

Thank you !

[tardy vale]

no no no

[tired harness]

Idk that was the ? At the end.

[tardy vale]

Vincy gives the correct place 😄

[slender marlin]

oh, yeh, maybe clogging suggestions with language errors is not the best

-# im that needs room for even more inventory space and wisplight upgrade suggestions eheh

[tired harness]

No.

[wide mirage]

Hey is it frowned upon to join vc and just watch streams while doing other things like drawing? I'm not sure what the general rule is here...

[tired harness]

If people are streaming they are inviting to be watched. 🤷‍♂️

[wide mirage]

Makes sense! I was unsure if people where playing in groups in there and maybe don't appreciate randos

[tardy vale]

can't stop you from doing that really 🤔

some people just join, mute mic and just watch people play

[slender marlin]

usual scam again?

yep

[tardy vale]

mhm

https://tenor.com/view/kicking-out-get-outta-here-gif-21553517

[tired harness]

Posting about how we need more inventory is the usual scam and those people need to be yeeted, agreed. 🙃

[tardy vale]

I don't even read

it's just a scam anyhow

and it will infect your PC, steal your logins, emails, etc etc

[tired harness]

Then stop them from adding it to the game 😏

[tardy vale]

🤷

the scams just keep on comming

[crimson inlet]

⏫

[gray crypt]

Morgen gjall.

[twin dawn]

Were you fighting it with your bare fists?

[chrome minnow]

Anyone wanna play?

[twin dawn]

blocking and parrying is so useful in this game, i started working on it and solo-ing trolls becomes so much easier if you can time it right

i wish, i have to go work rn 🙁

[storm anchor]

If looking for people to play with, look no further than https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510

[chrome minnow]

@storm anchor there are mainly modded and with modifiers and I'm mostly interested in no modifiers vanilla

There is way too low

[modest moth]

Then host and post your own server

[umbral fog]

Like rianu said you can also make a post there 🙂
In it you can put exactly what you are looking for.

[scenic wing]

Ahhh the ole ‘host n’ post’

Huh, I guess that sounded funnier in my head 🤔

[storm anchor]

Kinda like when I write "despawn at dawn".

[tranquil frost]

Salutations my fellow vikings

[devout trout]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-morning-good-morning-gif-5903581903933326842

[mental onyx]

can i just join any of the vc and does anyone have a server i can join

[tired harness]

#1024264966712340510

[umbral fog]

For server go through the link Sev gave you 🙂
And yep, you can join any VC you want

[dry shuttle]

I'm making an irl viking shield. How I should color it

[peak roost]

…
Yes. Yes I was.
I kept miss timing the parrying. 😭

[umbral fog]

If you want to contact mods send that bot a DM 🙂

[fallow solstice]

school sure is stressful

[tough aspen]

work is worse, enjoy school

[cyan creek]

Depend on so many things

Good teachers make school a very good place

[primal escarp]

I found a job doing my hobby……

It’s ruined my hobby 🤣

[tough aspen]

same

hanging out a few hours a day with friends in return for reading a book once in a while VS working all day to pay taxes for a retirement fund i'll "enjoy" when im near the end of my lifetime is something i took for granted

[flint bloom]

When you turn your hobby into your job, you don't have to work a day in your life ||any hobby's anymore||

[tardy vale]

same.

don't make your hobby into your job 😄

[slender marlin]

👆 very true, i still enjoyed making a living out of my fav thing for awile but it was even better when it became a side hustle and sustainance came from a regular job

[tough aspen]

i used to sell art and do commissions, guess who fucking hates drawing now

[tardy vale]

Vinny?

[tough aspen]

probably yes

[tired harness]

I used to love cats... but I still love cats 😉

[tough aspen]

yes but do you sell cats

[tired harness]

No, but taking care of them is definitely a full time job 😁

[tough aspen]

yes but not a hobby or job

[tardy vale]

I could imagine taking care of you are also a fulltime job 🤔

[tired harness]

WOOOOOWWWWWW

[tough aspen]

you tellem babe

[tired harness]

Smiffe that is just rude 😭

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/hehe-hehehe-lizard-laughing-lol-gif-15683492

[tired harness]

🚪 🚶‍♂️

[tardy vale]

are you up for adoption mate?

[tired harness]

Yes, let me just sell my house and become adoptable at 33..

[tardy vale]

will be waiting

[twin dawn]

Lolol just keep working on it, I sucked too and got better by using skeletons, then bears, and moved up to trolls on block timing

The closer you can get to waiting to the last millisecond the better the block, just a matter of practice and being able to anticipate speed of attack of the enemy

[peak roost]

Thanks, I actually parry the troll more than the boar lol. I can anticipate the giant troll swing better than the boar charging for some reason. I’ll slay 3 trolls then run from a boar straight after.

[twin dawn]

boar? No way you can slay trolls but not a boar 🤯

[peak roost]

I can normally slay the boar, but by parry? Trolls are easier.

[twin dawn]

The giant swings personally are harder for me because if I block soon then the block sucks and there goes half my health, bears don’t hurt as much

But I agree once you get the troll block timing down then they are a peace of cake

[peak roost]

I don’t look at my health when I parry lol, fearlessness or dumbness? Probably both.

[twin dawn]

Gotchaaa

I hate when I 1v1 a strong foe and a grey dwarf gets in the way

[viral lake]

Hey fam, anyone aware of any good pvp servers out there?

[tardy vale]

not many. but #1024264966712340510

[hollow dawn]

Me but with deathsquitos.

[golden quartz]

hi

[uncut maple]

heyy

[golden quartz]

anybody want to play? ive only been playing on my own, im relatively new

[gray crypt]

ask in #1024264966712340510

[golden quartz]

i saw that right after sending that, sorry to bother

[gray crypt]

np. hope you find someone.

[quasi crane]

anyone playing rn? looking to join active server

[tired harness]

#1024264966712340510

[rocky siren]

i am

[topaz flax]

hello all, if you had to choose: Aska or Core Keeper?

[rugged stag]

Valheim

[topaz flax]

just finished my 4th playthrough of Valheim and was looking for something different on the steam sale, but yeah you are problably right

[tardy vale]

Core keeper 🤔

[tired harness]

Star Citizen 😏

[crimson inlet]

Wow lots of people hate working 🤔 unlucky

I guess it's just me who prefers work

[tardy vale]

I really like my job. But it ain't my hobby 😅

[tardy vale]

Morgen gjall

[fickle cipher]

why cant i post in lfg

[tardy vale]

you added a title and so?

[vocal trout]

Hello

[tardy vale]

is it me your looking for?

[vocal trout]

Yes

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[tough aspen]

happy october frens

[vocal trout]

Some guys are suppose to come and check something but I refuse, I nailed down the front door.

[tardy vale]

check "something" ?

sounds like a scam 😄

[vocal trout]

Yeah like "stammar" whatever that is suppose to be...

[tardy vale]

ah. plumbing

[vocal trout]

Yeah so what I do is unscrew one of the screws to the knob that blocks the entire thingy from opening LOL

Like I unscrew it halfway and that blocks the key thingy from turning

[tardy vale]

😄

[vocal trout]

I started doing that ever since they show no RESPECT or give you time to open the door

[tardy vale]

they (house owner) should either have posted a notice in the hallway or a message in your mailbox

[vocal trout]

Yeah they did but I mean literally, you don't have have 10 seconds to go to the door and they rush in.
I got sick of it so I just block the door on these dates and they can call me instead.

[vocal trout]

THEY GOT IN, I forgot to lock the door LOL!

I didn't have clothes on so let out a high pitched squeal to scare them away and they slammed the door.

[tardy vale]

that probably teached them not to sneak inside

[vocal trout]

I then put some damn clothes on and let them in and they just looked and said ok we're done bye bye

[high drift]

Good meowrning

[crimson inlet]

🤔 yeah, not exactly that
It isn't my hobby either, but it certainly beats studying

So I am surprised

[tough aspen]

desk job im guessing?

[gray crypt]

Morgen gjall.

[wide jungle]

Goooooooooooooood Morning Valheim

[scenic wing]

I have two jobs, and I hate both of them

[tardy vale]

good afternoon

[tulip harness]

@wispy aspen check DM

[flint bloom]

So it's really TooMuchJobb?

[scenic wing]

NotEnoughValheimm

[twin lichen]

Hey guys, I have a question does Valheim have xbox mod support or no? If there is please let me know, thank you!👍 ❤️

[tired harness]

#mods-discussion

[twin lichen]

My bad I didnt have that see that till after I sent my message😭

[molten kayak]

Seems like there's just enough dogg in this server now

[hardy tinsel]

helo

[opal pine]

Long live Valheim

[tired harness]

Longer live Smiffe.

[lucid herald]

Goon morning gjall

[scenic wing]

LOL just noticed my name change 😭

[main sonnet]

Morning?

01:48AM isn't morning, it's night.

[storm anchor]

You probably got smiffed.

[molten kayak]

🧙‍♀️ ⌛

[scenic wing]

Gonna earn my name back by playing a ton of Valheim, you’ll see

[molten kayak]

TooMuchJobb

[scenic wing]

The double witch! The double hourglass! A sign of October!

[main sonnet]

I think you got the wrong month. It's tober.

[scenic wing]

Ahh hell yeah!

[icy crystal]

And the month after that is 🚫AREYOUKIDDINGMETHERESNOHALDORHILDIRANDBOGWITCHEMOJIS

[molten kayak]

unacceptable

[icy crystal]

There goes my no vendor joke

[rugged verge]

Anyone wanna play?

i have a new world

you can join up to iron

[main sonnet]

You might want to ask in https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510

There's a chance you won't get an immediate reply, but usually there's someone there who might be interested in joining your game.

[main root]

GUYS YOU KNOW THE NECK THING IN VALHEIM I FOUND OUT WHERE IT CAME FROM

its in the "Regular Show" S8 E4 "space creds" at 5:44 minutes into the episode

where the sound came from

[rocky siren]

yes

[pastel kelp]

uwu?

[ocean bluff]

For the longest time I thought the mouth of the emoji was a nose and it was supposed to be an otter

[unkempt rampart]

lol same, or a sloth

[crimson inlet]

Same, took a while
Once you see it, it's hard to see the otter again

[tough aspen]

probably if you havent seen it ingame

[wide jungle]

Good morning 🥱

[tardy vale]

morgen gjall

[rugged verge]

anyone wanna play valheim

[vocal trout]

NO!

[storm anchor]

Feel free to look out or post in https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510

[vocal trout]

I refuse

[vocal trout]

Did you recently get helper or have you always been one?

[rugged verge]

i cant join calls because i accidentally screenshared can someone help i didnt know it was a rulw

[storm anchor]

Little while ago.

[vocal trout]

Can you help me

[storm anchor]

In what?

[vocal trout]

I found a crumbling cookie and I think there's been a murder.

Nvm, I realized it could mean something else.

[storm anchor]

Okay, hope that helped. 😄

[vocal trout]

lol I edited because what I wrote first sounded sus.

[tardy vale]

did you order something now again`?

[vocal trout]

I guess the delivery man is retaliating...

😂

[tardy vale]

can't say I blame them

[quasi trail]

Can we get a mod in VC to kick a guy that is harassing people please?

Person's name is Rowan

.trapmaster. is his discord actual name. He is ear rapping everyone and intentionally following people.

[tardy vale]

🫡

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[quasi trail]

Thank you for your server

[gloomy grail]

anyone i can join to play with?

[tough aspen]

#1024264966712340510 might have people

[finite ginkgo]

How good is the vile weapon

[tough aspen]

they...dont have one? edit idk i dont play but yes good

I mean I haven't made the vile ones but I liked the paws so probably still good

[storm anchor]

#memes-and-clips message I'd say they're pretty rad.

[scenic wing]

Good morning fellas 🫡

[umbral fog]

Morning Mr. NotEnoughValheimm

[scenic wing]

Played a decent amount of Valheim last night! Even got my cultist trophy

[sturdy copper]

hi

[devout trout]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-morning-good-morning-gif-5903581903933326842

[tired harness]

@drowsy imp we got a bot 💛

[tight thicket]

Ah we got a spammer :)

[tired harness]

They will suffer the wrath of the bonk!

[tough aspen]

ignoring my dm for like 5 days now nice of u hyperchan

[devout trout]

oop

I think I missed it. Been in a shit mood lately. lemme get to ya

[tough aspen]

it's not a big deal ❤️

[tardy vale]

go to toilet and get rid of the shit then 😄

[tough aspen]

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-toilet-potty-gif-13657038

[sturdy copper]

whats easiest way to get stone

[wild egret]

Item drops x3

Teraforming with pikaxe

[tardy vale]

that's cheating 😄

[barren warren]

Hello in patch 0.221.4 Call To Arms it is said that there is one new location added - CombatRuin01. Is that the wooden skeleton arena I found in black forest or is it something other? I thought about a bear cave maybe, but that was just my first thought when I heard about this update, and today I've found that wooden arena with skeleton spawn, is it the newest location added?

[tardy vale]

it's only that

[umbral fog]

And in meadows 😄

[barren warren]

Okay thank you guys

[finite ginkgo]

Wow

Amazing i also love the bear set its really good aswell

[tired harness]

I like the bonuses bear gives, but I need to keep my precious blueberries 😭

[primal fox]

Yeh, wish they would have went with the Raspberries and make the armor set red, since we already have a blue set of armor.

[scenic wing]

Why not both? 👀

[primal fox]

True, might as well go all the way. Use carrots to make the set orange, guck to make it green etc.

[scenic wing]

A Viking covered in mashed up carrots, that would be wonderful 😂

“I’m ready for Valhalla Odin…”

[primal fox]

Well, they weren't mashed at first, then he ran in to a troll and things got a little....squishy.

[stuck sapphire]

Is steam deck havingvissues launchbthe game?

[lucid herald]

Goon morning gjall

[stuck sapphire]

Can't get it running

[vocal trout]

Don't goon the gjall

[unkempt rampart]

big booty gjall

[wild egret]

What does this mean #linux

[graceful shore]

hi

[stone idol]

Hi. Does anyone have 2 star askvins egg I could have? I found one and trapped it, but didnt have any food and when I went through the portal then came back, it disappeared due to day time... very sad.

[dusky horizon]

Reading some mining tips, and they said clear the ore base to disintegrade whe whole chunk.
but my copper ore deposit now literally floating in the middle of air.
Do they don't allow this method anymore?

[molten kayak]

they do

copper is just harder to collapse than say silver

the hitboxes and detection is much larger than you think

[dusky horizon]

so do i just give it more clearance to break it as a whole?

[molten kayak]

i would advise to just not even bother with trynna make it collapse

but yea

[tardy vale]

That method still works

[dusky horizon]

But my Copper Ore deposit is floating in the air now, do it need more clearance?

[vocal trout]

BF6 Phantom Edition, oh yeah I'm excited.

[obsidian haven]

it does not work if another stone is clipping into the ore

[tardy vale]

Morgen gjall

[tardy vale]

usually 2 meter between ground and sides for it to fall

[tranquil frost]

You probably need to bonk the floating copper a couple of times. It should collapse if it has no connection to the ground.

Not worth the time tho imo

[dusky horizon]

I'll try, thanks

[dusky horizon]

i just started, so need a lot of copper.

[tranquil frost]

Yes copper is useful
But the time you need to clear around an entire copper chunk isn't worth it.
Get around 60% of a node and move on.
There are plenty copper nodes in the black forest.
Good luck!

[feral estuary]

@brave plume Yo its azzacurt, I've been trying to find pics of my build on warheim but cant find any. do you still have the world file?

[tardy vale]

personally I usually break 2-3 of them and that's all I need 🤔

and use the holes for troll safety holding cells 😄

[tranquil frost]

SMART MAN
Imma start doing that as well xD

Also I like that we can Speedrun the Bronze age as there is an easier way to get both copper iron later on

[tardy vale]

yup yup

[storm anchor]

Set up a jurassic world kind of park but with trolls, like in this old clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z2JcwrFKr8

[exotic vigil]

whats the patch that came today?

my game is patching through steam yet there is no news or updates in the patch notes channel

[umbral fog]

Probably just steam doing stuff, or renaming of some files like few weeks ago

[tardy vale]

steam keepalive thing probably

[vocal trout]

Steam does this to all games once in a while and you know it's Steam when the size is like 400 B

[tough aspen]

bear has been renamed to bær patchnote

[tardy vale]

Bär ?

since the Æ is danish

[tough aspen]

how would i know danish

[tardy vale]

you wrote

[tough aspen]

ok time to time myself out

ƁƎɄʁ

\o/ i live

[tardy vale]

xD

[crimson inlet]

I never knew that 🤔
Now all these mysterious 1 second updates make sense

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-oh-yeah-wink-nodding-kermit-the-frog-gif-16789780

[obsidian haven]

should rename the bear to bjorn, so that the item spawn commands are less confusing

[vocal trout]

But it's called that?

[obsidian haven]

yup, the spawn command is bear in swedish

[vocal trout]

Yeah so what is there to change

[obsidian haven]

that its called bear ingame

[vocal trout]

You mean changing the Bears visible name?

[obsidian haven]

yes

[vocal trout]

ooo

[craggy holly]

Smiffe you there? Got a question!

Do you leave the stickers on the drawers etc. on IKEA or take them off? 😂

[tardy vale]

?

leave stickers on IKEA?

[vocal trout]

I thought they asked you if you ran around on IKEA removing stickers

[craggy holly]

Some stuff has stickers on it like drawers etc that tell you what it is and has some other info etc is just a silly question while I’m building lots of stuff from IKEA haha

[tardy vale]

I don't own a single ikea furniture tho 🤔

[vocal trout]

Do you think Smiffe is a friggin peasant?

[tardy vale]

smiffe use to work at a competing furniture chain to ikea 😄

[tired harness]

Smiffe buys custom, whole furniture carved from a giant woodblock so it is a single piece. 😉

Got that community manager money 😏

[tardy vale]

smiffe goes into the forrest with a pocket knife and a spoon. and I make my own furniture ( ||or I use my store discount which I still have and buy good stuff there || )

[tired harness]

Rocking that darkwood furniture. Finewood is for peasants. 😁

[tardy vale]

personally, I'm more of a marble kind of person 🤔

marble sofa

marble bed

marble office chair

etc

[craggy holly]

But you have it in your bio haha IKEA

I used to have a marble table but I think my mom sold it in Germany

Also just came back from a Germany Austria England holiday, and next time we’re hopefully make it back to Scandinavia again 🙂

[tardy vale]

it's because friends told me so

[craggy holly]

Marble bed sounds great haha

[tardy vale]

and I can assamble pretty much any furniture 🤔

[craggy holly]

Took me longer that it should have building 4 things haha

Cutting into my Valheim play time, terrible

[tardy vale]

oof

[smoky cloak]

Any news on patch notes? got it on both steam and microsoft/xbox store

[umbral fog]

#general message 🙂

[tired harness]

Damn. Got that serious CM money if you're affording pure marble furnitures 👀😉

[smoky cloak]

yeah saw that.. but a 2.2gb keep alive? 😄

[tardy vale]

2.2gb?

[smoky cloak]

thats what microsoft app said

[tardy vale]

O_o

[tired harness]

You do know the platforms have more to do with patch sizes than the devs, right?

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/aha-ha-ha-ha-stayin-alive-robin-gibb-barry-gibb-maurice-gibb-bee-gees-gif-19538967

[tired harness]

^ Me running from 2 star bear.

[smoky cloak]

fk knows what Microsoft are doing then >D

[umbral fog]

Almost seems like it reinstalled the whole game

[smoky cloak]

aye pretty much

[vocal trout]

@tardy vale🚨 UH OH UH OH!!!! 🚨

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-im-out-shit-nope-gif-13022980607546877972

you could take it in DM 😄

[tough aspen]

but we also wanna know

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-gif-2633458966354467343

[tired harness]

We promise not to leak anything you tell us in this public channel @tardy vale 😏

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/zendaya-taking-notes-graham-norton-show-gif-24028470

[crimson inlet]

🚨 ⚠️ I forgot about this emoji

[tired harness]

Zendaya is good people.

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/zendaya-letmecalmdown-gif-10832826

[gray crypt]

Morgen gjall. I see a steam update but no patch notes.

Anyone have any info?

[vocal trout]

If you see those extremely tiny updates, it's Steam verifying you own the game.

[gray crypt]

lol ok

[tough aspen]

i mean it was like 1 kb

[gray crypt]

yeah

[tough aspen]

the patchnote text would be bigger

[gray crypt]

good point. I didn't know about the validation updates on Steam.

[tired harness]

Patchnote text in size 72 font 😁

[vocal trout]

Deep North but its 1KB

[tough aspen]

D

[obsidian haven]

Must be a new thing cause i used to pay very close attention to when skyrim updates dropped due to modding the game
And i never heard of it.

feels like im being lied to

[vocal trout]

Nah it's been a thing since Steam released.
Some days you can get 20 updates for games with these < 1KB updates.

[tough aspen]

yeah i had like 4 yesterday

[frosty walrus]

This server has 150,000 members now

[molten kayak]

How many did it have pre hack

[frosty walrus]

I’m not sure, more than 200k

[tardy vale]

yup yup

215k was the highest number. then 100k was purged by the hackers

[scenic wing]

The server is healing

[tough aspen]

purge it again

[scenic wing]

Oh jeez, the recent board game update stings a bit ngl 😅

[tardy vale]

??

from the.. 2025-09-04?

[scenic wing]

From 10/2

[tired harness]

Board games get patches? 👀

[tardy vale]

oh. it was hidden from me

[scenic wing]

Ahh, maybe they only notified those in the US? 🤔

[tough aspen]

i saw reddit complain yesterday and today

[scenic wing]

It’s certainly a bummer, but it is what it is I guess. Just have to see how it plays out.

The part that hurts for me is that the amount we have to pay scales with how much you spent, so now I feel like a goober for getting some add-ons 🤡 🥄

I’m curious if they’ll give the option to cancel your order, but I really doubt it 🤔

[tranquil frost]

Deep North (not that deep)

[crimson inlet]

so much gold got deleted with the hack 🔮 the things I'd do to read it

[gentle depot]

I also have been noticeing those tiny updates. But only for this game.

[radiant basin]

what was that 2.6gb update on pc for?

[vocal trout]

There's been no update for Valheim.

[tranquil frost]

Do y'all get a huge performance hit in Ashlands?
I've got a weak ahh computer and even with the graphics settings turned down to the lowest I can't get past 25-30 fps in Ashlands.
This biome is hard but my computer is making it harder xD

[tepid canyon]

Does anyone know what the Dedicated Server patch was for this morning?

[vocal trout]

There's been no update for Valheim

[tepid canyon]

It must have been through PlayFab then?

[vocal trout]

Nah, unless you count 400 bytes as an update

[radiant basin]

there was for me, i just played last night online. i log on today and had an update as i turned my pc on

[vocal trout]

Nah, just Steam doing Steam things

[cyan creek]

That is 3 people asking about a 2.6Go uptade on a day ?

Curious

[vocal trout]

Steam probably just re-verified their game files

[radiant basin]

i have it through xbox app

[vocal trout]

Then it probably just re-downloaded/re-verified the game.

[tepid canyon]

That makes sense to me for how small it was

[tough aspen]

when its perfect cozy cuddle weather and you've never been singlerer fml

[tardy vale]

That's on Xbox / Microsoft Store.

On Steam it was 400Kb

[tardy vale]

@unkempt bay
Don't use # to markup text
Don't announce streams before they actually have started (this is a special rule for everyone to follow or else everyone would litterally spam their entire streaming shedule constantly)
and please use < and > on any link if you're going to use that many to not fill the entire channel with multiple links

[tired harness]

Smiffe stream when? 😏

[tardy vale]

I do stream every now and then. been a while since last time due to family reasons

[cyan creek]

Wait
< and > on links does what ?
I have to try

[tired harness]

You're saying you have an OnlySmiffe's? 👀

[vocal trout]

They remove the automatic embed.

[hushed storm]

What's your twitch? Hope all is well 🙏 🙂

[cyan creek]

Thanks Smiffe 😅

[tardy vale]

😄

but yeah. it removes the auto-embed

[cyan creek]

Now, so that is the pattern that is forbbiden, not the link

I will try not to forget xD

[cyan creek]

Thanks

[hushed storm]

Don't underestimate the power of an isolated season of life. That's where the most growth happens 🫡

[tough aspen]

im already grown lol

[blissful trench]

[hushed storm]

Growth never stops though lol. Unless you're talking strictly biological

[tough aspen]

what growth am i getting from sitting at home lol

[tired harness]

The kinds that drop tar?

[hushed storm]

I suppose that would depend on what you're sitting at home doing/working on. 🙂

[tired harness]

-Serious answer-

Also depends on how much personal growth on has already done?
Like if Samaramon already knows who she is, is comfortable with herself, and understands why she believes what she believes-- I'm with her on there not really being any growth left to do alone at home.

[tough aspen]

lol all i did was mention cuddle weather why are we analyzing me 🥲

[tired harness]

-Unserious answer-

Can always have lateral growth based on how much you eat vs. how much you literally just sit at home 😏😉

[tired harness]

Swamp is permanent cuddle weather.

Only way to stay warm in the cold rain 😭

[cyan creek]

Oh you know it’s hard to hold a candle

In the cold november rain

[tough aspen]

nothing lasts forever (like candles)

[tired harness]

"Can't hold a candle to it" because it's hard to hold the candle 😉

^ how the rain wins arguments.

[cyan creek]

-# anyone got the reference ?

[tardy vale]

tho the #self-promotion have diffrent rule set

hence me telling streamers to follow a few other rules aswell

[tough aspen]

i referenced u back

[tired harness]

@tough aspen prefer autumn or full-on winter?

[hushed storm]

No need for any seriousness. Nor was I attempting to over analyze anything. I simply saw a relatively negative comment in a public chat, and offered some posivity. Hope you all have a great day 👍

[tough aspen]

spring

[tired harness]

👀

[cyan creek]

Yep, but the parenthesis got me to doubt 🫶

[tired harness]

I put spring second, personally.

Love winter. So winter > spring > autumn > summer.

[cyan creek]

I prefer autumn but only when it is not rainy :D

[tired harness]

The best thing about rain is being able to cancel plans 😁
-Sincerely, and introvert.

[cyan creek]

Ahaha I understand you

[wide jungle]

I need a HUGE neon sign that I can purchase from the Valheim Merch store that says "The bees are busy" Maybe then people won't knock on my door all damn day. 😤

[tough aspen]

bees

[tired harness]

Bees Are Busy would send a rather... specific connotation of what you're getting up to all day though 😏

[wide jungle]

thank you for catching that

[cloud flame]

Hello! Im new. These online servers, how many people can be online in the map at the same time?

[wide jungle]

I typo a lot ><

[tough aspen]

10 i think?

[tired harness]

10 without modification.

[cloud flame]

Cool thanks!

Im looking for a server just to explore a little bit online. Any suggestions? 🙂

[tough aspen]

#1024264966712340510

[cloud flame]

ty^^

[tired harness]

If looking to join one, follow Samaramon's link.
If looking to host one, I have never had issues with gportal.

[blissful void]

is Helldivers 2 worth it? or should i wait for arc raiders?

[tired harness]

No and no.

@radiant slate one of the things I prefered about OG Xbox controllers over the plastic twig that was the Dualshock 1-3 was that they had the beef to fit my hands.

[radiant slate]

oh whoops

https://imgur.com/a/002mVkN i mean look at this UNIT

[tired harness]

Yeah where are my 12 buttons?

[radiant slate]

oh i despise playstation controllers too and i have very medium hands, but seemingly for the opposite reason you dont like em

the playstation controller grips angle the buttons away from your hands, whereas the xbox controller is a lot "flatter"

means if you wanna hit the buttons with the tips of your fingers like i do rather than the pads, its far less erganomic on a PS controller fo rme

[tired harness]

Microsoft did have an entire floor of people just for controller design, so... 😄

[radiant slate]

on your other hand haha

[tired harness]

Imagine making me take my hand away from my movement keys to press other buttons... 😏

I love stopping my movement to do something I should be able to do while moving... 😄

[radiant slate]

It paid off.

i mean apparently they still havent discovered hall effect sticks because theyre a nice company and totally dont use potentiometers to sell more controllers because they break and need replacing far more often, but besides that It paid off.

[radiant slate]

i have multiple fingers x3

[tired harness]

See for reference: Planned obsolecense lightbulb conspiracy that isn't actually a conspiracy