#general
1 messages · Page 112 of 1
Are the trees in the Mistlands build box still wonky or have they made adjustments. Haven't made it to the mistlands since it was empty.
My friend is DM. Though I've done it as well.
Hello rolplayers
Mistlands was completely redone, of course.
Never felt wonky to me
But I don’t know what it was before release
That's what they're referring to...
Nice!
Just to point out there is visibly no issue at all now
You're telling them a thing that you've never experienced is no longer wonky. Okay then.
Anyway, I wanted to ask you the difference between Owlin and Aaracokra in DnD. Maybe my DM wasn’t clear when he introduced the race but I believe we can base our character on any bird specie, right ?
Owlin are literally owl-based whereas Aaracokra are more traditionally bird-like. And no, not just any bird species, only those as playable options. Owlin aren't even part of the standard 5e set.
So Owlin Druid isn't viable?
Oh no, it absolutely is. That's what I play as.
More reasons to like you. That's exactly what I was trying to build. The art didn't turn out how I would like. I'll revisit another time
The only stupid thing is that despite being a Moon Druid Owlin I can't wildshape into a flying animal because I'm only level 6.
Skills unlock with level then. When can you wildshape
You can wildshape from level 2 (I think it was) but swimming and flying come at later levels.
Ah I see. So much depth to DnD
Oh, like you wouldn't believe.
And that not even the best in its genre according to many a roleplayer. Just the first one
Oh, it definitely has its detractors. Other things like Pathfinder find more favour with other players.
You should try one day or another :)
Im an MTG head. Deck building mostly.
It depends on how much you like relying on stats or storytelling. As for me, I much prefer storytelling and so never tried Pathfinder.
Would memes and clips be a safe place to post my terrible Owlin art
Would like to see it but that isn’t really Valheim related
Fair enough
Any Brazilian who is calm there so we can finish Valheim
You can put a call out in #1024264966712340510
@marsh sentinel I sent you a DM 👑
Put a call out in #1024264966712340510 hopefully you can find someone to play with.
In addition to that: if your native language isn't English, it might be a good idea to add that to your post, so you may be able to find some who speaks the same language.
Just as long as you keep posting it in English, it'll be fine.
Although, that profile...
Not really what I meant, but I do doubt that. People of all ages play Valheim.
I'd hope not.
Safe to bet, most of us dead Viking are adults?
Idk but that guy just deleted all his messages and his profile said "I like little kids"
Or higher powers made a problem go away. Either way.
You're welcome 

Troll account
There's a fine line on trollin
Morgen Gjall
Next teaser trailer when
We are not at the end of the month.
Mornin gjall 😄
Just realised I reached 2700h playtime lol.
Morgen Gjall
You're not a higher power.
that's what happens when someone get banned.
the moderator get to choose for how long all that users messages gets removed
oldER
Oldör? 🤔
asatru new trader confirmed?
XD yeah, sure.
|| (Sarcasm obviously) ||
double confirmed!
Morgen gjall.
'morgenGjall🤌
Can we get a bot which condenses "Morgen gjall" into emoji reacts after the first person's Morgen gjall?
I don't need to see it 500 times

demote him tbh
Certainly better than "it's coffee time gif 1000x"
Thankfully the gif slowed off massively
Thanks for reminding, I need some coffee.
unlike the same grumps in chat every day huh
uhuh
Now it's just a tea reaction if a coffee related gif pops up.
uhm, still coffee time tho ☕ old people's braincells won't wake up themselves, cheers
i'm trying out 'yawning' this mornig instead
*myawning, ...dam' no more animated emotes
L.O.
Morgen Gjall
It’s coffee time
Egg
A handful of traditions here 😂
lunch coffee ❤️
thanks for reminding me @ chat
🤌 useless fact: one super-pro trick to make 👌 coffee with milk foam is adding a tiny bit of egg albumen to the milk
Just about time for my 1st coffee of the day
ook then, time to take the third, but fancy one, with milk foam and... uhm.. nutmeg maybe
I used to have 3 a day, but my fiancée asked me to stop doing that lol so now it’s just one, maybe two. Weekends are free game though.
But once I get my second job, I’m going back to at least 2 a day 
i understood some words in this sentence
good morning ^_^
uhm, so probably third coffee is a good choice 😁
-# add sugar and a bit of "white" part of egg to some milk, foam it, add to the coffe > perfect "macchiato"
mornin' 🙂
you're losing me at egg and foam in coffee
You lost me at coffee.
uhm, maybe "to foam" is not the right one... you heat up and "shake" milk until it's foamy? uhm dunno nvm, worked out well tho, yummy 😁
it's ok also like that, i just wanted to make a "fancy" one to justify too much coffe addiction for some minutes eheh
-# very good tho, foam is still there well thick after half mug is gone
i HAAAAAAAATE that omg when I'm done with the coffee and there's just gross foam leftover and you still think it's coffee then you slurp it and it's just air with a hint of already-drank coffee ugh
Stir the foam into the coffee that is what my wife does I have no clue if it makes it better or not since I don't drink coffee.
uhm yeh can understand, i usually mix last sips with a spoon, mixes all up and it's creamy milk-coffee!
Morning coffee, break time coffee, lunch time coffee, afternoon break time coffee, snack time coffee, dinner time coffee, evening coffee..
Don't forget about the, "coffee before bed" and the "I can't sleep because of too much coffee so I'll have another coffee coffee".
And "headache coffee".
Been waiting for this fox ever since coffee was mentioned this morning lol
Regarding to your reactions: it's pill and some coffee usually (when the headache is because of the lack of coffee).
just drink more coffee 😄
problem solved
Drink coffee until your stomach can't take it. 
(Haven't happened to me yet, however)
Drink coffee, get headache, take painkillers 😅
there is not such a thing as to much coffee
Yes mmm coffee am I right fellow humans? 🤖
Egg?! Tf? Just use milk lmao you can steam just fine👀🤣
i remember old mistlands
My world has a bit of old Mistland near the place where I visited deep north for the first time
And some bits elsewhere as well, I miss the spiderwebs
But the way the giant skulls became a resource was brilliant
we need more bosses tho
Seekers could have had a variant that is more spidery
Silk Seeker 🪲
Keeping the reputation of "one of the most coffee drinking country" up and high. 
super free to ignore the tip 😁 not mine tho, learned it from best caffeteria in town, tried it > worked > shared it 👍
I mean. we almost beat you guys in finland, even tho we went mad in tea and actually drink most tea per human in the world 😄
#1 Tea drinkers
#2 Coffee
why reply to me i was against it
I was agreeing with you
Sure! I
Not that gif
The other one
Weird way to do that.
not really, if you think about it. imagine an IRL convo. person A says something to person B. person B refutes it. person C also refutes it while looking at person B and elbowing them in the side in agreement
Don't recall asking.
idk what you mean. i wasn't answering a question. merely making an observation
Why though?
probably the same reason you stated your own observation above ¯_(ツ)_/¯
casual conversation
Ironic
Casual conversation doesn't usually involve 'correcting' someone else's subjective opinion.
I see this as an opinion aswell not a correction
Oh no, it's definitely suggesting my opinion is somehow wrong.
just because someone talks to you with a differing opinion doesnt mean they are calling you wrong. its literally a casual conversation.. if you dont want to hear others' opinions, then maybe dont post your own either?
Again, I didn't get someone else's opinion, I got a correction of my own that wasn't warranted or asked for.
But I have a solution for this and frankly it's overdue.
Jousting?
Yes please
Hear ye hear ye. Today we will see a joust of 2 opinions of opinions that were in conflict over an opinion haha
i think you're just mad someone called you out on being rude. i was simply trying to diffuse the situation by giving you an alternate perspective that would explain the actions you were calling "weird"
know when to move on
move on from what? its literally a casual conversation in the general channel.. thats what this place is for
honestly didn't think that sharing tips on coffemaking, 3 hours ago, would have been such a delicate topic, i'll be more cautios next time, i guess? well ✌️ , have fun
It really wasn't your fault.
nah, it wasnt you ^_^ had nothing to do with coffee, even. bullies gonna bully no matter the subject
who got bullied oml
thanks Derek, and i dindn't really think that, just a bit surprised of outcome
yeh, eheh, fair point, i'm curious..
calling someone weird for no reason is a form of cyber bullying #general message
he said weird way, didn't call anyone weird lol
fellas what bow are you using Ash Fang level 2 or Spinesnap level 4?
Storm or Root Fang usually (when I get at that point).
yeah, thats fine. and i was simply opening the dialog to show them a possible explanation showing that it wasnt weird at all. you just have to have an open mind and heart. i'm honestly not sure why derek got so defensive after that, like i attacked his pet kitten or something.
i'm using the draugr bow :3 (i havent made it that far lol)
its just Spinesnap spirit damage really makes it viable in ashlands
That's the same reason I haven't ditched Mistwalker yet.
I like to stick with Draugr Fang through the Mistlands, mostly because I think it looks cool.
Mistwalker > Sonic the Nidgehögg
Mistwalker does frost afaik
And spirit
seems useful, basically faster frostner without knockback
Storm Fang +2
1h clubs and 1h swords have the same attack speed tho.
so its just stamina then? curious
Frostner is also useful due to frost and spirit damage, slow effect and knockback, even thought Mistwalker deals more damage but also uses more stamina.
Silver sword is also effective due to its high spirit damage and lower stamina cost.
o/ Happy Thundercats Thursday
Thundercats Thursday?
Look there's Taco Tuesday. This is Thundercats Thursday by my standards
The 80s cartoon not the band
eheh, still no clue but ok, Thunder.. Thor's Day, makes sense, cats always make sense
Hi! Is it allowed to post a vimeo link here or not? It is about something i made for valheim or better: to show my appreciation for their work.
Maybe #self-promotion would be best 🙂
thanks!
Thundercats is just some nostalgia. But your right Thor'sday has a better ring to it
yeh i googled and vaaaguely recall those cartoons, i remember Robot Chicken clips featuring their action figures well tho
dang - i will just leave it where i posted it just now lol
just finished the message the second you replied 🙂
Well, no problem I think. You may know if it wasn't the right place lol.
https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1202323242891612230 is mostly where people share links to their YT videos or Twitch streams.
uh wow nice "creepy" 3d art, yeh, i would have put it in fanart (also not to be buried by streaming "ads") you can always delete and repost the same thing in fanart if you want
yeah, thanks. I suspect it is more a fan thing. I expect nothing from this. Just thought it is better to share then to let it collect dust on a harddrive, since i worked for a long time on it x_x
Just a joke bro.
Where was the funny bit? Bro.
Humour is subjective.
It still has to be funny.
It was funny enough to me. That's what subjective means.
can not post there, guess there is a timer on posts or so
🎶"It started off like any other show.
sunday nights on the radio.
Terry played the songs we wanted to hear.
and Terry said things no one else would dare."🎶
uhm, didn't know it could be cross-channel, you should see a timer bottom right of screen if it's so, anyway sry for incorrect advice 🙏 good thing you didnt delete it from other channel..
it is fine. I will try to sort it into fanart later, but as stated already: i expect 0 xD just felt like giving the critter at least a chance to say thanks to iron gate.
well i like it! and 0 experience in 3d modelling / animating but that looks like you spent quite a bit to make it, will check fanart later so 😁
ignore that guy. it was clearly a joke and was funny to me, too ^_^
thank you 🙂
xD some bot or whatever removed the post from #fanart. I give up. Would have guessed it fits better there but meh.
Because you posted a link rather than actual art probably
I was just in the process of adding a screenshot and the concept art of it but it is not that important. it is out there. it has a chance lol
It only needs to be a picture, text gets autodeleted from that channel, and it's in slowmode so people don't spam it
thank you for the hint. Maybe i will post a screenshot or so once my 30 mins are over x) as it is animated 3d-Art i am not sure it is the right channel now that i know i can not post videos though
Could make a gif afaik
most in that channel is me personally removing since people cannot read the channel topic
and/or posting the same thing in multiple channels
since people cannot read
the channel topic
fixed it for you ^_^ 😛
#fanart might be more suited to posting that.
see ^
@lean fable Have you watched any of the natural habitat shorts? They're pretty amusing, and there's an owl one that made me think of you.
May want to read up a wee bit 😄
Okay? Still applies.
Doesn't cuz he tried and it got removed hun
sorry, wasn't actively watching 😅
For most of us 😉
If only the Drauger fang and ancient bark spear could be upgraded well into endgame. I prefer the look of these two over many others
Ofcourse, some of us are circumventing that by stickers 😄
:3
Thankfully.
Indeed 🙂
fine no cat pats for you

Me on my way to the Trader
Ah I see, only seal embed gifs are allowed! 🦭 👍
Smiffe, they broke the seal when they made you. Right I know where the door is.
We’ll need to kill seals for their resources? Unless you’re saying we can tame them and clip their “coats?” For the resources we need?
aboslutly not
leave them alone
So they’re not just ice sheep?
🤷
Any advantages of living underground? Yeah, odd question, but will it kind of help with raids? Perhaps I can have a "strip mine" area?
go find out
Oh shoot wrong channel. My apologies.
Just wanted to type: "Are you sure you are in the right discord server?" XD
Lol. I updated Discord and it messed with my server configs. It just took me to the first chat here. Lol
🔪
Insert "when" gif. 😅
omg there was a guy few days ago lets tag him
NO SORRY
@harsh oar there
well after dumping on my financial situation, which ive forgiven, thank you for telling me however, i had already deduced when the sale would occur, and have already purchased said copies for my friends
appreciated.
but you're playing for the other team atm 👀
wow is a job, valheim is the hobby
You can tell that from his profile picture?
This but unironically
dont laugh at my douche canoe, the joke is that its so cringe lol
😄 he meant wow
i play both 
I know you do 👀
both teams!
Daily quests 🤢
we call them "dailies" tyvm
when Hugin comes and ask for you to cut down 1500 wood and gather 1500 stone 👀
or 100 deer hide
to give you +1 reputation with haldor
Don't give people ideas.
I try to forget.. but i cannot [flashbacks to TBC]
probably already exist in some mod 🤔
Probably.
quel'danas still needs 10g
@chrome quest did you buy valheim yet?
it's 50% off right now
I sat in the tub and thought to myself, wouldn't it be fun with no factions, everyone free for all.
^ dude. you just doxed yourself 👀
No one knows where my tub lives.
I do 🤚
In the bathroom?
👁️👄👁️
Send me pics of course??????
It’s not much now since it’s been winter-y 😅 but I’ll give progress pics LOL
They're beautiful! 🌸
I can’t wait to see it in full bloom 👀🌸
Subscribing for updates
Lucky
I’m 6’2”, i don’t fit in most tubs
Fresh peaches ooooooh so good
Yeah they were pretty tasty last year! Even managed to make some into jam!
hello
When will it be 60% off?
Is 50 not enough?
#neverEnough
Without kidding tho it's worth way more than the og price
why would you ask when someones product is going to be a certain amount off....and not If it will be...?..
Base cost is already too low for the amount this game gives.
Mornin gjall 😄
Good Morning everyone =+)
ooooo I found the perfect spot to farm .... hare
man they are all over
beautiful work of art
Mornings. ☕
RimWorld and Factorio are two games that simply don't go on sale and GOD DAMN I respect them for it.
Morgon Gjall
Morgen gjall.
hmmm
hm...
Hmmm. 
Been sometime but are you feeling better currently (after being sick)?
i'm ok, still sometimes get ringing in my left ear but eh
thanku for asking, that's sweet
Glad to hear you're better. Maybe the ringing goes away when time passes.
Cheeseburger
Onion 🍜


"almost morning" gjall ☕
Meowning 🐈
Back to sleep with you if it isn't morning yet.
uh, opposite, it's "too much morning", almost noon 🥱
Almost off to lunch with you then.
L.O.
H.I.
Stay hydrated!
Yooo people i need some one who is new to sea of thieves to join up with me as am my self a new play just installed the game in my ps5
Plz do dM guys will start from scratch 😁
You're aware this is the Valheim Discord right? 😄
Sir, this is a Wendy's
And by Wendy's I mean Valheim
A Wendy's in valheim ofc
and muckshakes 

Here is the server id for sea of thieves: 423075122610700288
Good morning fellow Valheim enjoyers! 
Hey y’all, I just got Valheim and im having trouble really getting into it. Also im playing solo but I’d like someone there to mentor me
Try searching in #1024264966712340510
There are a bunch of people playing looking for friends there
omg that seal giff is great
Biggest thing that makes it more manageable is realizing that food is a central mechanic, it provides your stamina and health, you always want to be full on the best food you can. At least starting out, until you figure out all the balances 😉 A balanced diet is useful too, you want food that can give you stamina and other food that can give you health, having all health (like all meat in the meadows) just means you end up tiring out quickly.
I've seen a few players talk about hybrid builds. Mage and physical. Using staffs for key functions and switching to other weapons for primary combat. Curious what the diet looks like for this
HSE food setup has worked well before. But now that we have feasts the 2 best feasts that grant eitr are great for hybrid play. Then it would be FFE food setup.
FFE?
Feast feast eitr
I’d probably use EES, health isn’t needed with a staff of protection
Ok thanks. Staff of protection, troll, and primal for this play style/archetype?
I used to play a battlemage relying on elemental and blade in mistlands, but it wasn’t viable in Ashlands for my skills (as a player) are asking for more stamina and more focus on main weapon skill
I think staff of protection is a must have yes
Troll staff is a bit dangerous in mele of course, except if you are used to deal with lot of incoming attacks
When I played during Ashlands PTB I was playing as hybrid character, having Dundr, Staff of wild and Protection staff for eitr options and Thunder axes and Bleeding Slayer for melee options. Gave me some Doom Slayer vibes when wearing Flametal helmet and chest with Embla trousers and Ashen cape lol.
Did you make this?
Lmao
Probably found inside the deep interweb.
It is amazing
This sparks the idea of staff mouse 3
Cries in console
you got the wrong console?
oh no. I almost never make my own GIF's
From https://www.facebook.com/cancerdelameme/videos/483660605340362/
FB Page Name: ミームパンサー Illusion (
it's from this video AFAIK 🤔
No. I'm on the applicable console (Xbox). But I don't have mouse n keyboard hooked up. Can't do m3 stuff
anyone know of when the eta of the deep north?
no one knows 🙂
ahh thanks
Is Valhelm fun solo?
It is.
Palworld is the only survival game i really played and liked Ifk hoe is feel about the combat
It looks very lonely
Haven't played Palworld so can't really compare. Combat is quite fluid and easy to learn but mastering is important. You can block, parry or dodge to avoid taking damage.
Well, there is possible to tame some animals in game to feel less lonely.
Game is fun with close friends too.
Game is balanced around solo play but coop is possible too.
Are there lots of things to tame like In ark?
some but it's a completly diffent game
you don't fight mounted in valheim
You guys think there ever will be a price increase?
The game doesn't really focus on the taming but to progressing through biomes and defeating bosses.
Idk if I should buy another game at the moment but it looks cool
We don't know that yet, but the game is on sale currently on half the price. Very much worth it.
I don't
the balancing would be horrible to do
how to balance someone on a bow on a lox
You want to fight in a state where you can’t dodge anything and barely have control of your movement?
Just imagine mounted combat... on a seal.
Ok never mind that would be perfect ❤️
Wolf drawn Cart like a chariot. While I throw bombs like the Hob Goblin 👺
Well.... this is going to be a wild night lol I hope I can keep playin
tornado headed right for me ... O_O
Smiffe, if I learn danish would I be able to read those stones ?
Same
stay safe!
What stones?
The random ones in Medow and swamp and black forest, written in red and when you click they switch to English
Oh, the runestones? No, they don't mean anything, sadly.
Also, why Danish?
I spent the last year reading Scandinavian history around the 9-11 centuries and thought why not learn danish
Oh, fair enough.
hello everyone
👋 Hello
bruh i joined my old world and then.... "they sougth you out". (I haven't played valheim in months)
Mornin gjall 😄
yields
haircut
Speaking of bots
No. Its a old Norse letter system called futark
Ooo learning that rn
Isn't is just English but with an odd font?
The Elder Futhark (or Fuþark, ), also known as the Older Futhark, Old Futhark, or Germanic Futhark, is the oldest form of the runic alphabets. It was a writing system used by Germanic peoples for Northwest Germanic dialects in the Migration Period. Inscriptions are found on artifacts including jewelry, amulets, plateware, tools, and weapons, as ...
Germanic, my ancestors!!!
rawr
Morgen Gjall
that was a fight aircraft. not a bot 😄
what
🗣️ THAT WAS A FIGHT AIRCRAFT, NOT A BOT.
louder doesn't make it clearer
Ah, bummer.
"mornoon" gjall 🤌 ☕
The new hard setting is noticeable
new hard setting?
I haven’t played since they added that
it's been the same since it was introduced
lol I guess it has been that long
welcome back then 👀
Yea haven’t played since the beginning of mistlands. Beat the queen then quit

🧾
L.O.
Laughing Out?
Good morning everyone 
not an acronym, try read it just as single letters 😉
Lo?
L- el, O - ou. El-ou, elou, hello
It's from an Old "Two Ronnies" sketch, Derek.
Look at YouTube for the "Swedish lesson" and you'll understand.
If I created my own Valheim dedicated server(free one on steam), can my friends log in without me logging in?
if you leave the server open and your PC on yes
otherwise you need dedicated one
You got any recommendations for a paid dedicated one? Our group has 15 players that wants to play but cant find any 10+
sry I am not very familiar with providers
All g
You may be looking to host your own dedicated and use some mods.
Well that max for any given server Is 10 players, if you don't use mods ofcourse
Is there a mod that adds more extensions to workbenches and forges to raise their levels above 5 and 8? I found some that add extensions for Black Forges and Gjall Tables, but not basic workbenches and forges
I'm not versed in mods. Ask in #mods-discussion
Thanks sorry, I saw mod-support channel but missed the regular discussion one
No worries. Hope you find what you need
#fanart message @sturdy kettle I really like the Jotun Bane in this!
True, it also almost look like battleaxe... 
the only time the Jotun bane is cool is on an item stand and in fanart
Unfortunately true 😭
It looks cool on hand too but would look much cooler as battleaxe IMHO.
The stamina negates any cool factor it has imo
and poison damage when realistically you just use it to chop trees down
now I use the cool 2h lightning axes, trees don't stand a chance 
It's quite fun to chop trees with Crystal battleaxe but also effective when hitting multiple trees at the same time because it has no MTP.
But it's too pretty I don't wanna damage it 
Fortunately repair costs nothing. 🤗
Anyone has ever tried to catapult eitr inside a fortress ?
Okay that a no, I can’t drop one inside the catapult
Good idea though lol
Not sure if the item gets destroyed when launched with catapult tho.
try a pufferfish
Even if that does work I think all the charred are completely immune to poison anyway 
Biological warfare. 👀
There isn’t only poison so I guess I could slowly destroy the spawners this way
I am trying the intended siege way but I am constantly attacked by charreds comings from INSIDE the fortress : they push each others on the spikes and it drop them on me. I had to fight a dozen warlocks already…
How about pufferfish bomb, would need pufferfish, proustite powder and asksvin hide to craft.
I was talking about the pufferfish which deal 40 poison and nothing else
Anyone wanna start a new world? Dm.
#1024264966712340510 Is your best place to search
Ah I thought you were talking about eitr
Time to read some Steam reviews out of boredom 😎
From which game?
How do you make ranged armour? XD
It's armour that follow you around
Afaik armour is usually worn on you, not at range 😄
Not with that attitude: d
“Broke all mods for an update that changed the loading screen”
Not that ranged playstyle would need buffing anyway. 
Oh no. Anyway...
Reeeeee.
Lots of complaints about the building system, which is a little surprising to me to be honest 🤔
I feel like that’s one of Valheim’s best features.
I still like that "Why are basic things still missing" topic.
Main reason: because many in there think that things from other games should be in Valheim, that modders "carry the game" by adding everything the game "should" have.
At some point we all were bad builders but some just refuse to adapt.
But now the building is much easier than before Hildir's Quest patch thanks to snap points.
Yeah, saw the one about “missing the basics” as well, very odd to me!
“Dev has never played a proper looter RPG” 
Here’s my review, Valheim is the absolute worst battle royale shooter I’ve ever played!
It's also the worst transport tycoon-ish game.
I've loaded up 18 stacks of iron ore at my longboat, portalled to my base and that Longboat still hasn't arrived at my base yet.
I think the routing of the Longboats is broken in this game.
Where are my slaves settlers that do farming, cooking and everything for me?
Hi yall! Is there any service available I can join or anyone up to make one? I’m new and been playing for a couple of days but love it!! I sometimes get scared to go further and like to have some company!
I find a bit hilarious all these videos with title "Modding Valheim to a game it should be" and the modded Ashlands and DN had just some reskinned mobs and weapons, and one similar video introduced weed, bong etc being high in game. 
Yup! Have you checked https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510 yet?
Oop haven’t yet. Thank you!!!
Just read a negative review of someone playing the game for 44.4 hours, complaining about the slow development.
*Game is bland, mod support is the current lifeline since the devs write a single line of code per month.
Devs begging Steamhub mods to purge every thread saying anything negative about the game. They made a megathread where they ask you to put your negative opinions instead of writing a negative review, but all they do in that thread is ban people for criticizing the painfully slow development.*
My guess, said person got banned after starting a discussion with a moderator about "when update" being moved to the merged thread.
One word: delusions.
Why even waste your time reading negative reviews?
I can be fun to see how delusional some people are 🙂
To get some good laughs. 
Someone may have died a bit too often in the swamps:
Swamp sucks
Total playtime: 60 hours.
Even a better one after 15! hours: "Very, very boring". 🤣
Oh and we got a winner:
https://steamcommunity.com/id/galdrean/recommended/892970/
0.2 hours game time!
That's 12 minutes. For some players that's just enough to get the hammer, stone axe, club and perhaps the flint axe / spear from the workbench.
For some that's enough to beat the first boss. 
In my first game it took me about 12-15 minutes to get to the coast from the spawn.
But that was on a large starter's continent before the Ashland and Mistland terrain changes.
Plus I was new in this game at the time, so took things a bit more slow.
I love Valheim and how it has turned out thus far, It's a great game of it's type. I have met some interesting folks on here and built some things myself too. The Merch store has some cool items too!! The extra large mouse pad is nice, and black light reactive. I have purchased the title many times for the players in my Xbox clan. This truly is worth the sale price many times over.
how much did IG pay you for this post
who? me?
its a joke dw ❤️
oh 🤣
it read like an ad 😄
nono ignore me i'm just moody
oh ok =+)
Not according to this review:
The Official Discord for this game community and the Game Developers belittle, mistreat and abuse the mentally challenged.
🤣
Ahh yes well some people negative no matter the reason
They could say many things but from what I have seen it's a great information resource
imagine reading steam reviews
Guess what I'm doing atm? 😉
reviewing a review?
imagining?
this was a thing in old youtube 💔
Reading steam reviews. And having fun with it
I sometimes comment on them too lol
I mean, I must've done something wrong with my current games as I don't use mods:
Unplayable without mods, this game is for people that like having their balls clamped in a bear trap
Which also brings up the question:
Wen bears?
jeeze
what if I don't have balls
you go out and take them from someone
you lost me at "go out"
I hope you still got the bear trap. 😄
Might use it to get a seeker
what
🗣️ MIGHT USE IT TO GET A SEEKER.
||Sorry..||
nice, throwback to few hours ago
i like when he yells at me

lol I just realized my profile icon and border looks like my cat is eating the ramen
Quite angrily eating.
Yes I LOVE THIS RAMEN D*** IT
It's bad when one gets to hangry state. 👀
lol but the cat is cuter angry

Well, I have some other doing than watching negative reviews. I will try to get a cool screenshot for action category of Favour of Freya.
gl
They're amusing to read if you change your perspective from "imma read to see any interesting observations from others" to "these ppl are a joke lol"
I initially thought it was a battleaxe when my friend wanted to make it. I told her she wouldn’t be able to use it with her shield (she is the tank of the group) and quickly proved me wrong after making it, lol. When drawing the group her character is supposed to be massive, with some Jotunn blood in her veins, so I went ahead and made it a gnarly 2 handed axe she was capable of wielding one-handed
Reading your conversation was one of the funniest things I done today
You are genius and cool peoples, thanks y'all 🫶
Haha that’s awesome! Love the creativity!
At thx! It’s been fun taking liberties with Valheim’s design. I am a huge fan of the armor and the general vision of the devs, but making what’s in the game feel unique to the character has been dope.
And like, the weapons & gear are supposed to be made by the players, so of course they would have their own flair! Whether it’s the boar cape, or the millions of potions, or someone hailing from Japan (somehow) and turning the root armor into something culturally appropriate for that craftsman
I crafted it thinking I would got a battleaxe... how sad I felt 😂
I think "the stranger" is my favorite character from your arts, but I like the giant too
I mean, they are all cool but these two are my favorites
Oh thank you!
Though I will admit I can’t remember which one I named “the stranger” 😅
the one from asia
Oh the foreigner, yeah he’s the character I use. I wanted on this playthrough to try and build traditional Japanese housing to keep things interested, as well as try an archery build. Both have been lots of fun!
He is very close to the imagination I had from one of my character I named "Ifan of East", which I made a lore for him (I always have a lore for my characters once used to the game a little bit). He is the descendant of a family from "far eastern countries" (asia then) and came to northern lands of Vikings after a long journey over many generations. In his childhood he would have been somewhere in Russia then, locigcally. Also a ranged build (that may turn to wizardry, I don't know yet).
Oh that’s fun
ah yes foreigner was the right word. Stranger and foreigner are the same word in my language
We're no foreigners to looooovee 🎶
That makes sense!
And I’ve been really curious about the world lore outside of Valheim, like where cultures are!
We can just say that it’s an all-Viking world, which is why in the promotional art you see diversity, and it writes off any confusion with other gots from other mythologies or cultures that don’t believe in Odin (Odin bringing peace to the 9 realms being the major plot device for the game)
The second idea is that it’s very similar to our own world but with mythical gods being real. Odin and the Norse are major players, as may be other gods of the time (which unfortunately can get messy fast). I still like this though, and like to wonder what the world would be like. Maybe the Viking age lasted longer and has a greater presence, but there is still other cultures or mythical creatures out there! In one of my first art pieces shared was my OG gang lineup, where I played as a Greek Cyclops who bred 2⭐️ wolves
(Pardon the long message)
cool lore thinking don't need pardon
I'am just getting too tired to translate it fast xD
IIRC, we aren't on earth, but a different world altogether. Like, we lived and died on Earth, and then got sent to this world in our afterlife to help Odin clear a bunch of his enemies on this other world.
Send to the tenth realm where Odin banished his enemies. But close enough 😂
yeah, that! 😛
Yes and I used to attribute the brrrr to ashlands too, but now I built one in the black forest and they brrrr'd more than usual
Thanks for laughs, your descriptions were funny. 
WERE? past tense?
Oof
jk dw
Dog house for you Joel
Oof, gotta think about going sleep for that mistake. 🙂↕️
So the couch is an upgrade
do you think we're married
No, yall be playful though
Joel has like 5 kids probably we just buddies
Haha
Just 2 to clarify.
I guesstimated
I want a little girl so bad
IGNROE ME AND MY LAME JOKE edit
?
Nothing bad joke dw, time for me to sleep probably
I want a little girl, to be my daughter, as it’s my dream
As I assumed.
Cute ^_^ I'd like twins
Rng affects to those chances a lot.
Ik you were 
Ah no I'm probably not having anything at this point sadly lol
🥺
BUT before I overshare to strangers, gn 🫶

Sleep well. 🫶
🫰
I'm absolutely DREADing tryna assault a Charred Fortress 💀
You got this
why because there's no variance to them or?
Its more my experience of Ashlands to date has been a level of pain 😭
Yep
Just completely ignore the siege weapons and you'll be fine for fortresses
Last thing you wanna do is open up a wall or door and have a horde of charred coming out 🙂
I want to use a battering ram only for this express reason:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhAz2VVUp2o
Charred fortresses have plenty of variance- some of them have ballistas in different locations 
Oh and there can be 1 2 3 or 4 chests!
fml.. just found out that moder is on a tiny little mountain spot surrounded by mistlands biome
Might be worth looking for another one.
There's more than one of every boss in the game.
You have 2 options:
bomb the forsaken lovers with explosives till they stop moving, or, use your Uber crafting skills to create a ladder and assault their fortress with Bonemass’s power active 🔥🔥🔥
Hello guys
@sturdy kettle out here showing off ragnifridr and not even showing off the good stuff
🤌 'morgenGjall🤌
I have a question, so I've given Hildir a brass chest, a silver chest, and a bronze chest but there's still more POIs marked on the map i havent been to, will i get more and new things if i get the chests in the POIs i haven't visited?
nope, multiple mini-boss locations always spawn (3 for each iirc) but once you gave Hildir each chest, others you find around are almost useless, almost because they can serve as nice decoration items for yourself if put on item stands 😁
Thanks
I'm a bit cooked, so i started a shop so my friend could sell me meat and i'd pay him for it... I'm going poor
Hi
Hello...

~~A club burned down in a neighbouring city last night, over 50 teens/young ppl dead..Don't mean to gloom-share but I have few irl friends to discuss stuff with and my country is tiny so 50 is a lot
Just venting here hope yall don't mind~~
ignore that lets not lol
Ok turns out I could know some of the victims, no list yet so i dunno, creepy stuff
I can't find the Witch and Hildir. Are they closer to the edges of the world, in the center, or maybe closer to the poles? Who has where more often?
Mornin gjall 😄
Mornin gjall 😜!
Im gonan start the Fulucuast in Valheim they just killed my chickens
I would suggest you comb the swamps and you will probably find Hildir doing the same as she spawns in the meadows
Chickens are sacred. Declare jihad!
I SPENT 3000 COINS ON THOOSE CHICKENS!
I know which biomes they're in. I ask, where exactly do they spawn more often?
Are there any eggs left?
No...
NO!
But meh i have like 10 thousand coins ill just buy new eggs
BUT HE KILLED DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE (My first two chickens names)
10K coins 😮!?
Yeah?
maybe give the valheim - seed channel a look.... just to reference biomes on different maps to see just where you might have missed parts of the swamp
I have like 10 gold piles sitting next to my bed lol
Mine were called Tsyp and Tsypa. They got too close to the fire 🐓🔥.
Yeah... There's a reason i used torches instead of a fireplace
Are you the dragon Smaug 🐉?
No im Bilbo
Both can be found inside an area of roughly 3000-6000m from the center.
Ummm.... And how can I tell from the map how many meters I have swum 1K or already 10K?
The radius of map from center to edge is 10500m, so you can roughly measure the area.
no. you are Tasty Salmon 1337. not bilbo
sounds like a barrel rider
Or a norwegian war-hero in helldivers 🤔
i'm a Swedish war-hero in Helldivers...
wrong game mate
What's the game tho?
Aldro 
L.O. 👋
suh du 🤙
dun dun duuun
Why do I hear boss music? 
@umbral fog It's a colloquialism for "whats up dude" 😅
Wtf, how?
Pretty sure it's a skater thing (was)suh du(de)
asuh dude ✌
Links of all Vines from this video:
https://vine.co/v/eLq2d939imX
https://vine.co/v/iBauh0KjMhQ
https://vine.co/v/iBzmm1zxAzH
https://vine.co/v/iBMEgdz3nTl
https://vine.co/v/iBeAI7A6tjJ
https://vine.co/v/iavLQxV67d2
https://vine.co/v/iWVqZrut33w (just another morning in la)
https://vine.co/v/imAtxFm5DYJ (quiet suh)
https://vine.co/v...
some old "vine" stuff
from the middle ages of internet
Damn, I didn't even know that, people just say that now at skateparks 🤣
one of the best videos out there
LIKE....HOW DID 5 PEOPLE MAKE THIS BEAUTIFUL MONSTROSITY OF BEASTING RAMPAGING GODZILLA LIKE THING THAT I LOVE TO PLAY AND AM ADDICTED TOO?!?!?! FIVE. FIVE PEOPLE?????
BOTH ALL TOGETHER
today i bought valheim and it made my gpu 100% and nvidia app gave me a notification of high gpu load which i never got before in last 3 years. ihve played cyberpunk high settings , rdr2 high settings ,never got the notification of high gpu load from nvidia app
1.) the trolls are nightmare fuel and 2.) i have a notebook rtx 4060 and play fine what is your gpu, freidn
i have both 3060 and 2060, on diffrent pcs. tried on both pcs same happned
100% gpu usage and that gpu overload notification
what GPU do you have?
seen a few cases of AMD gpu drivers behaving wierdly the past couple of days
i have both 3060 and 2060, on diffrent pcs. tried on both pcs same happned
100% gpu usage and that gpu overload notification
my friends 3060ti also has the same problem but another friend's 1650 runa at 40% gpu usage.
or have bepinex installed?
no mods fresh install from steam and only 14 mins playtime
have any of you clicked some kind of "optimize valheim" in the nvidia app?
no. i have automatic optimise games turned off from nvidia app
I kinda did but i use my own settings in nvidia control panel
send me your player.log file
Found in this hidden folder in windows:
C:\Users\ <username> \AppData\LocalLow\IronGate\Valheim
a DM works fine
check
@dawn coral do you get an average of 100+ fps?
it was acctually on uncapped it on 144hzcapped it it got fixed
semi-related: i have a 4070ti and saw the same behavior before i capped it. afterwards i was getting weird random stuttering at odd times. reducing the graphic mode to performance fixed that issue, and surprisingly there is not much noticeable difference in visual quality.
This is your culprit. Don't uncap the framerate in game, or run with vsync turn off
If i run my nvidia gpu 3060ti without in-game frame limit, or vsync on it just goes nuts and runs away
yeah Sweden has been dropping fire games lately
latest is REPO as well, amazing game
Oh R.E.P.O. is Swedish? Didn't expect that. Seems like funnier version of Lethal Company.
REPO had us in laughing fits for so long
Can imagine, we have had quite fun with LC with my friends.
Lethal Company is great but admittedly the game is so damn hard and must have mods on
and it doesn't utilize the best part of it in my opinion
Yeah we suck a bit in that game. 😅 But we've had fun nonetheless.
best part about Lethal company is the walkie talkie in my opinion
REPO is a copy, but far superior
I liked operating in ship with the navigating system and walkie talkie. But sometimes some monster outside managed to come to me. 🥲
you know exactly what I mean then, it doesn't fully utilize this
if it did, it would be way better
But well, REPO seems quite fun from the clips I've seen.
we have so many clips of just laughing fits
Sounds great, honestly.
Love good laughs
Is there a place we should post about the board game? Iv started printing the stl's for painting and I want to know where to post them when painted
I do think the painted figures could be classified as fanart, since anybody can paint them as they please. So for that #fanart most likely. And for talking general worked fine so far 🙂
Why are you screaming? And you can look/make post into #1024264966712340510 🙂
I really hope Scales is not around, he is already deaf and it could maybe be worse 😛
Where is this from?
WHAT?
the office US version
Have the devs ever said anything about Cross-Play on PS5?
Afaik there has been no plans of Valheim on PS5, and since it's still EA Sony might not be interested.
"fruit is for pizza as onions are on salad"... so, necessary, then?
As its not on the PS5, seems unlikely.
Which channel are PTB announcements in?
Ohh says i have no access :(
go to id:customize and pick up the PTB role
You need to pick up a role for it 🙂
Ty!
there is no PTB atm tho
Ah yes, I just wanted to keep watch so i can have a rough estimate of the official release of 1.0 haha

pretty sure everyone will know when the annoucement for 1.0 comes. reguardless of PTB acess or not 😄
we usually tell, everyone, at the same time
help guys im getting a unity crash after updating game handler for valheim in nucleus, we used to play and not crash but everytime we lock inputs valheim crashes, does anybody know a fix?
Release date will be out before PTB? Cool :D
nuculus?
sounds like #mods-issues
That's not what was said.
no, because we won't know how long the ptb will be
Tho we might get to know the ptb release date before the ptb 😄
-# Which is what i think they meant 🙂
And that’s why I’m looking out for the PTB, to see when it’s roughly close to being released
That’s why I was confused when this was said pfff
we always do BIG annoucements so no one can miss when a content update comes
like "AVAILABLE NOW ON THE PUBLIC TEST BRANCH"
Awesome!
Will 1.0 be accessible in the PTB? Wouldn't that diminish the marketing push for full release a little bit if there's existing footage available already?
No offense but I'm pretty sure you aren't a source on this.
Games that are released have advertising.
that question has so many layers. I can't reply to it without some healty amount of sleep
(it's 01:44am and I didn't realise it)
I need to be a 'source' to state facts?
Weird.
That's just how sources work..
Public testing is very important for the update to be as good as possible
No, he is not the source of the "Every major update goes through PTB" info. That is just how it has been untill this point and that is the information he is passing on to you.
I agree, but it wouldn't be difficult to privately test a bit longer for something this important.
They probably will test for longer than usual.
That's not what I've asked, I think it's pretty obvious that's how it's been working.
Anyways, I'll just wait to hear back from Smiffe if they're permitted to answer me.
He's permitted, it's been said, I've reiterated it. What more do you need?
It seems you werent sure since you said this. "No offense but I'm pretty sure you aren't a source on this." Derek never said that he is the source of this info.
Smiffe said the question has layers and won't answer right now. 😐
Literally answered and said yes, no one asked him.
He's referring to the marketing side of your question.
Smiffe never referred to the marketing side of the question anywhere.
Now you're just trolling.
I'm really just asking a question to someone who said they can't answer right now, and somehow you're upset when I don't take your opinion on the matter.
🤷♂️
I have not stated an opinion.
Life goes on. Move along sir.
Everything I have claimed is based on information from Smiffe.
I asked for a source already, I don't see where he's claimed that yes it will go through PTB 100%, just how the announcement side of things will happen.
There's even a snippet where they mention PTB access or not meaning there's nothin definitive being said.
Top of the morgen 
Huh, good night everyone! 😁
I see the car ears repeatedly switching from land mode to plane mode
Mornin gjall 😄
Morgen gjall
🤌 'morgenGjall
Meowning 🐱
Hi
I hv a bear saddle, but i cant tame black bear how to tame him?? He dsnt eat honey or any meat, how to tame him i cant find any answer google etc someone plz tell
black bear? 🤔
No bears in Valheim, probably some mod issue
oh right, mods, probably you'll find better answers here https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1202934289898151966 👍
Yes i think its from monstrum
Uninstall, problem solved
likely the correct deduction
good morning:)
Back to lurking
timeless
i saw that
I was deleted I see
the longer you're here, the more you know annyliese was right
Crazy name drop
cough
Mobile pings are good stuff.

btw when he said mods he probably meant game mods not discord mods
ooh this seems personal I'll just watch then 
an old Aesir
Amazed someone else recalls Anny.
holy
beteljeuse, beteljeuse, beteljeuse
Aesir
Yeah I'm right here.
👻
Oh hey happy 4 years of me being here.
can confirm - ghost is real!
woah
my message history is completely gone (except what ive said since my rejoining)
wait, how did you manage to get that
yeah I was about to say everything was wiped clean
the same for most people sadly 😦
decades of history - lost
Thanks for that Smiffe
rawr
Hohmygod Tyr is still here?
some magic spell has been cast today
always have been :)
Why are we all coming out of the woodwork
Somethings wrong let's all go back to lurking
cause i like popping in and disappearing for a century :3
summoned me, ye did 🧙♀️
this is because I slept 3 hours, it's all fake 👋
Noah, Tyr and Anny.
You three are the witches from the Hocus Pocus movie
Y'all show up every so often. 
yeah :/ like 2 million lines or so gone
hackers fault. not really mine
does anyone have the gif of messages from this discord still? i think you made it, subject? idr though
The first year of the Deer April Fools joke?
yeye
and we all remember when Subject pinged the Graydwarves
I'd have to check a few places for it
Good times..
Too bad Smiffe took that away. 
Not for Subject 💀
Accidentally pinged 4k greydwarves. Get it right. Smh
In it twice 😛
White name castle jumpscare
2021 history ❤️
oh i am in it twice, i made a terrible pun

@tardy vale can you confirm whether we get deer pranked this year?
the tradition was broken last year iirc D:
can't confirm, deny, speculate
it is what it is until it isn't
fair fair
a prank isn't a prank if I tell you about it beforehand
absolutely makes sense
WAIT
I never realised Castle was in this too LOL
ye
never looked at my gif until now
confirmed
Goddamn even Garou and Kuma
Damn, I thought there was something new for 1.0 😦
We haven't hit 1.0? 😄
why not
working on it 🫡
da deep norf
is probably going to be Wimdy
the bees are happy
Damn was so quiet in the city today, most stores closed
How come
we just had some scared little minster going through the city and i say scared cause the little coward had to block the entire main road of the city to go through it
Big fire accident happend
Oh damn
Night club set on fire on Saturday, about 60 victims so far. I personally knew 3 of them.
Toll keeps rising sadly, hundreds are hospitalized, even flown to other countries for urgent surgery :/
but anyway...yeah
I’m sorry to hear that
Its morning.
It's bedtime.
It can definitely be both lol
for you perhaps 👀
Noon gjall.
Hello & Good Morning 🙂
its rouph when fps drops to 8 😭 anyone knows is there plans to fix somewhat this issue ?\
Gōdne morgen!! ☕🌞
depends on why it drops to 8
8 is luxury
either:
- mods
- Overheating CPU / GPU
- you build to much
- your hardware cannot handle the game
in my base , i have all light sourcess on low my hardvare doesnt even use 70% while in my place
distances droped to low as well
what's your CPU / GPU, how much RAM you got?
and how many instances do you have?


