general

[marsh sentinel]

Then stop making it sound like an instruction and learn to spell it correctly.

[tardy vale]

I can do magic

[frosty walrus]

I feel bad for the necks

[tardy vale]

zwoop

no emotes

[true pendant]

he killed my ni reaction

[marsh sentinel]

It's called Neck's Pond for pity's sake.

[tired harness]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the ni.

[main sonnet]

You do know that trolling messages here isn't exactly doing well for your own reputation among the other users here, as well as the staff and in fact might get you reported and / or banned at some point?

[tired harness]

Dude.
Stop asking.

[true pendant]

Please do

Smiffe may mute you

[tired harness]

Or worse, change your name... 😞

[marsh sentinel]

Mute? I'm thinking full yeet.

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-sprout-sprout-cloverleaf-mlp-mlp-a-new-generation-gen5-gif-25265472

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

it doesn't work 😦

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-sprout-sprout-cloverleaf-mlp-mlp-a-new-generation-gen5-gif-25265472

[fair surge]

Epic embed fail, demoted from community manager

[tardy vale]

both works now 😄

just discord being discord

[marsh sentinel]

Could you try helpful and respectful conversation then?

[tired harness]

ChatGPT apology is very ChatGPT.

[true pendant]

Holy shit I think you're right

[drowsy imp]

That's what I was thinking too

[tired harness]

It's what toxic people do.
They act belligerent as fuck and then when they get called out they have an ai write a meaningless "it was a joke bro don't ban me" paragraph.

[true pendant]

(I think scarlet just booted them out of the VCs)

[marsh sentinel]

No, that would be you.

[drowsy imp]

Oh I haven't done anything yet

I'm just watching

[tardy vale]

no admin has done anything 🤔

[main sonnet]

Empaphis on "yet" ?

[marsh sentinel]

So what's this abuse they're alleging?

[tired harness]

I joined Neck Pond.

😏

[main sonnet]

But that's the wrong channel!
You should've joined Necks Bond!

[drowsy imp]

Okay this is spam

[umbral fog]

But they wanted you to join Neck BOND 😄

[marsh sentinel]

It was spam 20 minutes ago...

[tired harness]

That's why no one is here? 😭

[tardy vale]

not my fault @sturdy quail triggered autmod 🤔

[tired harness]

[true pendant]

[tired harness]

[true pendant]

[umbral fog]

What a fun evening, just one question, who drank the love potion?

[tired harness]

Thorin.

[main sonnet]

Nope, it says Pepsi Zero on the label.

But it may have been my irresistable charm that caused it.....

[tired harness]

Because this is Discord and fights are mandatory....

Coke > Pepsi.

[marsh sentinel]

Speaking of fights, time for a coffee.

[true pendant]

Already had 2....eh time for 3

[storm anchor]

What's there to fight? Coke is better.

[main sonnet]

If you think so. Good to me. After all, taste is personal.
Kinda like why you love listening to Taylor Swift and I prefer Iron Maiden. 😜

[slender marlin]

I am confusion, america explain?

[tardy vale]

confusus?

[tired harness]

TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE UNCONTESTED GREATEST ARTIST OF ALL TIME EVER.

||😏||

[tardy vale]

should I add "swiftie" to your name also?

[drowsy imp]

Didn't she just walk empty handed from some award show

[tired harness]

Smiffe | Name-changer

[true pendant]

yes. This. Must happen

[drowsy imp]

-# d'oh, he outranks me, I can't change his name

[tardy vale]

I think you can 🤔

[tired harness]

I'm more of a "smifftie" 😏😁

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/allow-approve-community-gif-4686443

[tired harness]

<at least you tried cake gif goes here>

[umbral fog]

😂

[drowsy imp]

Naw, it doesn't give me the nickname field on manage user

[tardy vale]

didn't know there was a tier system to namechanges 😄

[true pendant]

who's smiffle?

[tired harness]

🤦‍♂️

[tardy vale]

sorry mate, I am all into music atm

no time to play

[true pendant]

Sounds like a waffle type

[main sonnet]

Deeeeeeeeeeeeep sigh

[tired harness]

Needing help with Fader...
Scale issue.

[tardy vale]

don't think Scales is involved in this one

not sure where he is atm tho

he usually joins in

[tired harness]

Given he's beaten the old dad naked without eating food on VH...
Not being able to kill him on normal with 2 people definitely scale issue 😂

[storm anchor]

He is just lurking for the right opportunity.

[umbral fog]

🤣

[main sonnet]

Like posting a "git gud" message at some point?

[tired harness]

He trolled and spammed for 35 minutes straight and that is "misclicked"? 😂😂😂

[umbral fog]

As is lying 😉

[true pendant]

||April fools we should change Neck's Pond to Neck's Bond, just for the day||

Devcommand & god...

[tired harness]

You're lucky the mods here are so gracious.
Servers I mod for you'd be gone by association.

[true pendant]

I thought you hated mods 😏

[tired harness]

We need to invent a new language where no 1 word means different things 😏

[main sonnet]

You do know bosses don't despawn?

So leave him be - and know he'll be at full health when you return - use some time to level up some skills and actually git gut in the use of other aspects and face him again.

I've seen someone getting killed on Fader and still being able to defeat him with 0 skills left, using magic and vine-staff in particular.
I'm pretty certain you two can it too.

[tired harness]

🤦‍♂️

The only thing that surprises me in life anymore is just how ignorant some people can be.

[drowsy imp]

To be completely serious now, if y'all actually needed help, we would've suggested throwing up a thread in #1024264966712340510 to look for other folk to fight Fader. That, or ask in #valheim-help for tips.

Spamming chats with requests for joining a VC and using AI text to apologise is not the way about it.

[main sonnet]

sigh I think I just encountered the 2nd person here I'm going to block permanent.
I'm getting so fucking tired of you!

I'm trying to help and you slam it just right back into my face.

And for the record, the moment I start swearing, shit really hit the fan.

[marsh sentinel]

Same.

[tired harness]

And that's an excuse?

[umbral fog]

True, i dont think i saw Thorin swear yet 🤔 (Well until now anyway)

[marsh sentinel]

You're really not.

[tired harness]

And we're back to ignorance....

[marsh sentinel]

You first.

[tough aspen]

Chill babes let's all have some queen's jam

[main sonnet]

Even the glorious douce eh, moose didn't get me that angry. And he got blocked a while ago too.

[tired harness]

Just because they haven't banned you doesn't mean you did nothing wrong...

If you only perceive "wrong" by "did it get punished" you really, really need to talk to someone professionally about that...

[true pendant]

"Im still not banned so I havent done anything wrong"

uhhhh.....yeah....faulty logic, seems to me

[main sonnet]

I accept that, although I think a Poison resist mead may be more useful right now. 🙂

Or an Eyescream.

[tired harness]

Can't chill. Fluffy lox cape gives frost resist 😉😏

[tough aspen]

Not using asksvin cape smh mh!

[true pendant]

☕

[tired harness]

Oh when I get there I use Ask armor with Ash cape because the stamina reduction is just so strong.

[tough aspen]

Ash cape ew

[tired harness]

Looks-wise, yes. Horrible.
But the stats are undeniable.

[tough aspen]

I haven't done Fader sorry hun

[tired harness]

Pro tip: don't die.

[lean fable]

well yea the tooltips tend to not lie

[frosty walrus]

Feather cape ❤️

[marsh sentinel]

Ssh now.

[tired harness]

WINTERRRRR

[frosty walrus]

What problems are you having?

[lean fable]

hiyaaaaa~

[marsh sentinel]

Don't encourage the troll.

[lean fable]

just slept like 12 hours

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-scorpion-hanzo-hasashi-mortal-kombat-flame-gif-20426358

[storm anchor]

Am I only one who thinks Ash cape looks cool?

[drowsy imp]

Hey hun~

[tired harness]

Winter | Cat Napping

[frosty walrus]

🔥 🔥

[tired harness]

Skill issue.

[tough aspen]

On the male model maybe, it makes my dainty princess look like a quarterback

[tardy vale]

that's ohow all people looks like if they use feather cape in ashlands 😄

[tired harness]

Make it not cover 60% of my head and then we can talk.

[frosty walrus]

But they can just jump over the sources of fire damage

[marsh sentinel]

That's to protect your mouth from the ash.

[storm anchor]

Me no dev. 🤷‍♂️

[tough aspen]

Btw kinda mean decision to ||make it weak to fire BEFORE ashlands when gjalls do fire damage|| , my friend who's new to Valheim is really confused by it

[tired harness]

<Batman Begins "I don't need protection" gif here>

[drowsy imp]

-# I mean it is feathers, they combust pretty easily

[frosty walrus]

Barley wine overrides the weaknesses so it's not an issue

[tough aspen]

ur not an issue 😠

[tired harness]

She's a mead lady.
She don't drink wine.

[lean fable]

-# you'd know~

[tough aspen]

Actually true wine is awful

[tired harness]

Scarlet randomly lighting feathers on fire like a pyro? 👀

[drowsy imp]

Pfft~

No, nothing like that~

[tired harness]

Only conclusion:

Scarlet rich enough to afford goose down feather pillows.
Scarlet posh enough that she uses candles instead of lamps on her side tables.
Pillow accident while reading causes minor fire.
👍 /s /j

Because it's an English server?

[frosty walrus]

This server is english only

[marsh sentinel]

It's an English speaking server.

[tardy vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202323331148161115/1335757338950238208/neck-this.gif

[main sonnet]

I don't see a collar on it. So this one isn't from Necks Bond?

[tardy vale]

#fanart message

[main sonnet]

I see.

I guess it was made before Necks Bond then.

All we need now is @tough aspen doing a "When it's ready" gif, so we can use that when ppl ask when something is going to be released.

Would you like to create one for us?

[tough aspen]

i'll do it

[tired harness]

"When it's ready" and it's a massive troll turning and just staring at you 😄

[tough aspen]

you overestimate my gif making abilities

[lean fable]

more neck gifs more neck gifs

[devout trout]

Necks are evil, and I will stand by that statement

[tough aspen]

dislike

[main sonnet]

So, punch them and get your name changed. 😄

[tired harness]

L-est of takes.

[tough aspen]

he would if he played the game 🙂

YES I WENT THERE

[devout trout]

Dammit sam

[frosty walrus]

If you become puncher of necks, I become puncher of puncher of necks

[devout trout]

that one was mean

[bold axle]

I mean the lore stones do agree with you on the topic of Necks so... canon take?

[tough aspen]

they're wrong

[marsh sentinel]

Game wrong, Sam right.

[frosty walrus]

How can we be sure Hyper didn't write those stones?

[devout trout]

https://tenor.com/view/letterkenny-allegedly-gif-10608199

[tired harness]

NECKS ARE FRIEND, NOT FOOD.

[marsh sentinel]

You'd have to be in game to write them.

[drowsy imp]

Oh definitely not food
-# their tails are more useful as poison resist mead anyway

[tough aspen]

OH SNAPPPPPPP

[devout trout]

I don't even use them as food most of the time. I just kill out of spite

[lean fable]

the best poison resistance mead is guard+jump

[devout trout]

First Sam, now you? C'mon man

[true pendant]

Watch them make necks tamable but having them near any other tame makes the other tame turn on you for being so low as to tame the neck

[frosty walrus]

I have one neck gif that I haven't shared yet, but I'm waiting for the right conversation to use it

[lean fable]

someone better ping me when that day comes

-# i've been a bit lazy about lurking here

[devout trout]

Anyway, I gotta get back to work. Still have about 30 minutes till my lunch

[main sonnet]

With a name refering to winter it's only logical to be into hibernation at this time of the year. 😉

[lean fable]

snow is comfy to sleep in~

[slender marlin]

goodnight mates be the ?neck? strong within you

[pseudo flare]

Use a mix of melee and ranged

Ur not attacking him enough then

[compact mural]

+1 try to keep him in melee as long as possible

[tough aspen]

Lower the difficulty at this point...

[pseudo flare]

When he's spamming meteors just run away and look up to see where they land, spikes u can walk away from once u learn the timing

[main sonnet]

Folks, simply give up feeding the troll. This whining about Fader being too hard has been gone on for quite some time now.
And all advise given has been thrown in the wind.

[compact mural]

He spams spikes and meteores more if he can't attack u in melee - try to close the distance in between spike casts as much as possible

[main sonnet]

There's a reason I snapped about an hour ago. And it's exactly that what I just wrote above.

[tired harness]

It's amazing how actually asking questions got you multiple valid answers compared to spamming "Join voice channel" over and over and over...

[lean fable]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-scared-cat-face-funny-face-expression-gif-17567547

[marsh sentinel]

I'm not sure you know what polite means.

[compact mural]

• The token mobs he spawns are useless - just ignore them mostly (if he spawns too many archers - kill some, but don't focus on his tokens he will kill them with spikes anyway)

[tough aspen]

Or they just joined and didn't see your previous messages ^^ just lower the difficulty, you've been at this for hours

[tired harness]

It's not about gentlemen.
It's about how you approached it differently yielding different results.

If you had started this way there never would have been an issue.

[marsh sentinel]

No, they just haven't had to put up with you for an hour.

[pseudo flare]

If ur not wearing Root harnesk I would definitely worry about the Fader fight in general since almost all of his attacks are pierce dmg and the enemies with bows will kill u easily that he spawns

[marsh sentinel]

If you spent more time in game than chat you'd have beaten him by now.

[pseudo flare]

I can also help u fight him if u want

[marsh sentinel]

'u' continues not to be a word.

[pseudo flare]

I don't remember asking.

[compact mural]

I have one more actually - try messing around with hybrid build
Blood magic (the bubble) + melee
1 Eitir/Stam food + mistlands gourmet + 1 stam food

It's surprisingly good - let's u tank 1 hit every few seconds if u miss a dodgeroll - just recast Ur bubble every time

[marsh sentinel]

YOU. The word is YOU.

[compact mural]

I pref slayer MMB - as u can't always get the full base combo from nidhogg

[gaunt ingot]

honestly one of the hardest things about combat in valheim, boss or not, is patience--so many of my deaths come from attacks I could have avoided, I KNOW the timing, i just get greedy lol

[drowsy imp]

Easy now, derek

They can communicate how they want

[marsh sentinel]

Hard disagree. This is an English speaking server, right?

[main sonnet]

Just do what I did, Derek. Block it. Gives you a lot of peace.

[compact mural]

• trolls are "fine" they take aggro off of u sometimes (and sometimes try to kill u xd)
  The shield staff the red bubble - that's the good s### (good stuff obviously)

[pseudo flare]

[marsh sentinel]

Stop being an obnoxious troll who has now just admitted to it.

[tired harness]

-.-. --- -- -- ..- -. .. -.-. .- - . / .... --- .-- / .-- . / .-- .- -. - ..--..

[drowsy imp]

Yes, but u vs you is just kind of unnecessary

[pseudo flare]

Hey why isn't there a happy version of this emoji

[marsh sentinel]

It'll confuse people who are not native speakers.

[tough aspen]

That's a bit nitpicky even for you!

[marsh sentinel]

Hardly. It's very true to form.

[compact mural]

And for the armour:
Flametal helmet + 1 piece of embla is enough -> the rest is personal preference I guess (I like fenris chest and either of Ashland's cloaks

[pseudo flare]

also everyone recognizes u is Short for you

[compact mural]

For example I am not a native english speaker and I do use "u"

[pseudo flare]

some people like me are on mobile atm so they also don't wanna type out full words if everyone knows what the short versions mean anyway

[marsh sentinel]

I'm also on mobile. Deal.

[compact mural]

And every other non native english speaker that I met in the internet also uses the "u"

[tough aspen]

I grew up on leetspeek u is the least of the worries

[main sonnet]

Only because myuochyou would be very confusing to everyone. 😉

[compact mural]

Hey don't use the "atm" ppl will think u mean the cash machine

[pseudo flare]

Lol

🐔

[tired harness]

At least you capitalize your i's 💛

[lean fable]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-slap-i-boop-you-gif-8482066

[tired harness]

Hey, you're the one exception and you know it. Be happy.

[marsh sentinel]

I was there when they invented it.

[tough aspen]

We're not THAT far in age you know. ❤️

[tired harness]

Also I saw that...

[marsh sentinel]

I'm 46 in a month. You're a long way off that.

[lean fable]

my lifespan shrinks by 2 years each time my pinky nears the shift key, it's not fair

[tough aspen]

A decade! Pf

[marsh sentinel]

That's a fairly sizeable difference in internet terms.

[tough aspen]

Orly

[main sonnet]

Darn! I need to iron out my wrinkles to avoid being mistaken for a grandpa! 😦

[tired harness]

Use your ring finger 😏

[lean fable]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-slapping-steff-j-bird-bird-slap-gif-20137863

[marsh sentinel]

Of course we were.

[tired harness]

OMG I love her hair.

[marsh sentinel]

Chernobyl did not help.

[drowsy imp]

-# I'm trying to change it back but it's not letting me

[marsh sentinel]

What part of 46 confuses you?

[main sonnet]

So I guess you adjusted the hair colour to the title?

[lean fable]

my title's green, not black

[lean fable]

-# but same, that's a very sweet malachite feel~

[marsh sentinel]

When do you think the Vietnam war was?!

Also, I'm not American, we didn't even get involved.

[tough aspen]

back in 'nam ofc

[main sonnet]

It ended when I was a kid and got more intense the year I was born in. Which was the same year Woodstock and the moonlanding happened.

[main sonnet]

The hair is dyed green, though. So it does match the title.

[lean fable]

well i'm the crow in this context (and every other context)

[main sonnet]

Crow? Oh c'mon! You can't be that old! (crow is a very unpolite name for an older lady in my country)

[storm anchor]

Actually, it kinda is in my country too haha.

[tired harness]

I would dye my hair and let you slap me to recreate this 😄

[lean fable]

i'd embrace it

[lean fable]

you rock that look~

[marsh sentinel]

But your hair is already pink, right?

[tired harness]

No.

[marsh sentinel]

Wait, that's not you?

[drowsy imp]

Pink and green is a vibe~

[tired harness]

No, Lightning Farron from Final Fantasy 13 is not me 😄

[main sonnet]

And there I was, believing women never age beyond their 25th year.
Only becoming 25-and-a-bit, 25-and-a-bit-more and 25-and-a-lot after that.

[tough aspen]

Can't say 25 and a decade tho

[main sonnet]

And then, after 90 or so became known as "wrinkle-saurus", just like men do.

[lean fable]

don't feed my fears

[main sonnet]

Nope, but you're still "25-and-a-bit"

[tough aspen]

Rather not be, 20s were mid

[tired harness]

30s is where it's at.

[lean fable]

never underestimate your 40s~

[tired harness]

All ages are good if one has cat.

[main sonnet]

Oh tell me about it. The only advantage I have of my 20's is that they happened in the 1990's.
So there's no evidence all over the internet about it. Which is kinda nice and sad at the same time, as I hardly remember much of that decade. Other than the music, that is.

[lean fable]

truth

[tired harness]

Allow me to use words to bring back a vivid image:

The age of see-through, colored plastic technology.

[lean fable]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-relaxing-cat-massage-kitty-pets-cat-petted-gif-24914967

[main sonnet]

But in a way, that goes for the 1980's for me too. 😄

[tough aspen]

My 30s are like my 20s but with money

[marsh sentinel]

I found it the opposite.

[tired harness]

Samaramon is loaded with money 👀

[lean fable]

in that regard, no period of my life differs so far

[tired harness]

Welp, I have planets to mine. Be good to each other 💛

[lean fable]

have fun!~

[tired harness]

Blind run with no info on permadeath.
Does it get more fun? 😄

[lean fable]

do you have a cat with you?

[tired harness]

He's sleeping behind one of the main computer fans because warm air 😄

[lean fable]

dawwwwhh~

[tired harness]

At this point all tips have been given.
So asking for more will just be a repeat of information you already have.

[main sonnet]

Mine is sleeping at a large pile of laundry I need to fold, which is on the bed behind me.

[tired harness]

That's why I have a lower fan, upper fan, and a "top of pc" fan.
So if he blocks one I still have plenty of airflow 😄

[lean fable]

i'll need to account for that once i have an office room that's cat-proof

[gaunt ingot]

in my experience gear from 'after' the boss tends to outclass them pretty quick, so yeah niddhogg will probably destroy bonemass

[sonic pike]

Comfy Val still a thing?

[compact mural]

I once did a test if I could 1-tap eiktyr -y I know it's not written like that (the 1st one) - and yes I can thunder slayer MMB 1-taps ei... The big stag

[marsh sentinel]

Will a weapon from 3 biomes later kill the second easiest boss in the game? Yes, probably.

[tough aspen]

Aaronski please kill Fader

[frosty walrus]

Move in a way so the AOE instances left behind by fissure and meteors don't stop you from damaging him

[pseudo flare]

Eikthyr is harder to fight than Bonemass or elder on vh fists only imo

[true pendant]

The server?

Believe it is, I ain't in it

[sonic pike]

Wise, haha

[compact mural]

U can use trolls to get u silver, maybe with the lucky node u could get flesh rippers before eikthyr kill?

[pseudo flare]

maybe but I wouldnt have great armor and be constantly in danger from everything all the time

Idek where im at atm since I havent been on the world in a few days but I believe I was going to the mountains

[compact mural]

Dude there isn't any more tips tho

• try to force him to fight u in melee
• watch out for the meteors
• use his spikes to kill his own minions
• use protection bubble to save u from missed dodgerolls
  There is nothing more u can do rly
  Mby if Ur rly desperate, make Ur friend to cheat himself lvl100 in bows and get him 6 bows (low durability) and full inventory of frost arrows 🤷 I think that'd give u better secondary DPS than the mage that just trolls u with spawning trolls 🤷

[compact mural]

Posion bombs are the lifesavers in the caves dungeons on vh idk how that fits in Ur fists only challenge tho

[pseudo flare]

I think I'll allow them since they aren't weapons like an axe, bow, etc

[gleaming lance]

Would askvins survive attacking fader?

[umbral fog]

Depends on how many you have

[craggy holly]

you can shield them, that helps

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/armour-monster-hunter-world-knight-wait-popcorn-gif-11705920

[tough aspen]

Still haven't seen a 2star one, I've heard they're pink 🥺

[umbral fog]

Still no luck eh? You will find the 2* eventualy 😄

[tough aspen]

tbh been decorating my yard haven't gone out to find one yet

[umbral fog]

You should hurry or i will get one sooner than you 😛

[tough aspen]

then you can sell me an egg 😎

win-win

[umbral fog]

You have no money tho xD you spent it at the witch

[tough aspen]

rude

[umbral fog]

Maybe a little 😉

[tough aspen]

I also have no tar or leather scraps thanks to a banner project 😦

[storm anchor]

First time getting one took 15ish nights from me during PTB...

2nd time it took around 2 nights.

[west berry]

2* Askvin are meant to be friends right 😉

[tough aspen]

Yes ofc?

[west berry]

Sweeet

[tough aspen]

They're like big cuddly ~~destructive ~~necks

[storm anchor]

Frens that provide tails and hides.

[tough aspen]

IMPLYING I kill my friends smh 😮

I only push Asatru off cliffs while he's afk

[umbral fog]

Every 2* tamable is supposed to be food friend 😉

[west berry]

My favorite kind. Any chance we will get your glorious artistic take on the Askvin like we did with neck?

[tough aspen]

Oh my god I totally should try

[west berry]

Please do. I had to save that neck you made.

[tough aspen]

I've made two so far

[west berry]

Whaaaat

[tough aspen]

Are you talking about the Sakura one?

[west berry]

It was purple ish iirc

[tough aspen]

Then no I have another one

Sec will find

[west berry]

Sips coffee

[tough aspen]

#fanart message

It had context, someone suggested necks change flowers during spring or something

That one took about 30 min tho isn't too great

[west berry]

Still super good. Thanks for linking it.

[tough aspen]

I got a purple neck plushie in the summer 😄 she's huge

[west berry]

Yea your take on Askvin will be gold I'm sure.

Like human sized Neck?

[storm anchor]

Neck with roids. 💪

[tough aspen]

I already have a cute idea 🥺

[west berry]

Sounds painful 😂

[storm anchor]

Well, they hit hard if not careful. 😅

[west berry]

Lol

Like neck on very hard

Very humbling to get folded by necks

[frosty walrus]

That's what you deserve for disturbing them

[west berry]

You're right. Stealing their flint and all

[scenic wing]

Samara is getting back into Valheim? 👀

[tough aspen]

Implying I've ever left

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/that-shits-dingo-viva-la-dirt-league-catchphrase-gif-27349731

[tough aspen]

oh

[tardy vale]

oh yeah

[craggy holly]

imo 1 star Asks is prettier than 2 star

[umbral fog]

But 2* are pink, she has to have pink xD

[craggy holly]

I've got eggs for both on different worlds

[umbral fog]

I am pretty sure i have them on experimental world, but i dont think i got any legit yet

[tough aspen]

Nah I like to struggle

[craggy holly]

eggs make this so much easier, imaging trying to get them out of the pit and onto a boat, then a valk comes or 3 haha

[umbral fog]

Ugh...

[craggy holly]

I'm thinking DN tame will not be eggs

but we'll see

[scenic wing]

I have a deep north tame prediction, but it’s a little outlandish

[craggy holly]

share it anyways lol

we got turbo-flame-necks in Ashlands so yeah

and we know its not gonna be bears sadly

[tardy vale]

what would you tame in the coldness?

[scenic wing]

Less of a ‘what’, more of how it might be implemented 🤔

[craggy holly]

what if its the new creature thats bigger than any boss haha

[craggy holly]

Seal please 😛

[tardy vale]

seal of aprovals? 😄

[umbral fog]

The water doggo i assume 😄

[scenic wing]

I think we’ll see a creature that is fairly harmless. Deep in the deep north, perhaps on mountains. You can tame them in the traditional manner- feed them food and wait. However, the catch will be that they will start spawning in mountain biomes (or more) once 1) You’ve tamed one successfully and 2) you’ve defeated fader.

A wild idea that I’m sure won’t be the case, but I really like crazy predictions 😅

[tardy vale]

orange with a blue tounge? 😄

[scenic wing]

This way, you won’t have to transport an egg- which we’ve already seen with Asksvin. Yet, still possible to have on other continents 🤔

[tardy vale]

this bad boy

doggo

[tough aspen]

nani

[craggy holly]

Drakkar is good for transporting animals, I will pretend its an icebreaker in DN if the ice sheets stay there

[umbral fog]

Wait there are really orange blue tounged doggos! 👀

[tardy vale]

yes?

I got one in my office 😄

not the big version tho

[umbral fog]

Oh i mean real dogs 😄

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gumichan-bird-no-laughing-gif-5128531988218293677

[craggy holly]

I know we won't get bears so I'd take like arctic fox or an elk crossed with a Jötnar or Sleipnir mythical thingy, you probably already have something cooked up anyway that has to be kept secret still, if nothing is tamable yet I'm sure something out of the current inhabitants could be, or yeah seal or walrus crossed with something mythical I'd even take a lobster or something haha

[tardy vale]

oh god

you know we stop using mythical creatures, right??

[tough aspen]

cats then

[frosty walrus]

Remember deep north probably won’t have any creatures too big or they’d get stuck in the trees

[tardy vale]

cats
goes
straight
to
valhalla

I said this 1000 times 😄

[craggy holly]

I mean like made up ones not actual historical mythical ones, a made up one like Asksvin

[craggy holly]

everyone knows that, and if anyone doesnt and "is owned" by a cat you better not let them see you typed this... @tough aspen

[frosty walrus]

Asksvin is your first example and not their perfect grandchildren?

[craggy holly]

fair

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kangaroo-australia-gif-5569301945329905539

[craggy holly]

I was talking "mythical" as in made up like Fallen Valk bird monster, charred warlock, or one real good example Gjall

[tardy vale]

charred is just skeletons 🤔

[rugged stag]

Is there another form of Mythical I don't know about?

[tardy vale]

and Gjall is a floating brain

[craggy holly]

English not first language here too sorry haha

[tardy vale]

yeah. the skidjumping red pung scratching koala

[rugged stag]

So... drop bears in D N?

[craggy holly]

a brain with a star trek replicator for making ticks and with industrial flamethrower

[rugged stag]

A gjall named Lucy.
ifykyk

[craggy holly]

and it makes sounds a brain doesn't make, like shown in that video that explains the sound 😛

[tardy vale]

Ticks are common creature in scandinavia

[rugged stag]

and Australia

[tardy vale]

adds to list of reason never go to australia

[tough aspen]

why are u pretending u didnt release a bunch of mythical creatures tho 🥲

[craggy holly]

common everywhere almost, I have been to Sweden Norway Finland Denmark as well

[rugged stag]

Rude

[craggy holly]

[tardy vale]

have you seen the wildlife ?

litterally the least dangerous thing over there is a stone

[craggy holly]

yeah some of it, mostly norway

[tardy vale]

I ment in the land down under

[rugged stag]

Debatable

[craggy holly]

I saw 10 very dangerous snakes yesterday... here in Australia... but it was at a chinese new years year of the snake thing haha

I live in Australia ^^

[rugged stag]

Smiffe in Australia be like:

[tardy vale]

no no

and mono recording?

wtf mate

[rugged stag]

mono?

I collaged the clips into one

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/grogu-fire-baby-yoda-mandalorian-gif-19518480

this is me in aussie

[rugged stag]

Overheating that's for sure

[tardy vale]

I'd burn it all down to remove all the bugs, spiders and other venomous stuff

[rugged stag]

lemme just inform customs/border security

[tardy vale]

dw

I'll never set my feet in australia. I just told you it's to dangerous 😄

[craggy holly]

Snake bites: ~2,000–3,000 per year; only a small fraction are life-threatening, with very few fatalities due to prompt medical care.
Spider bites: Likely a few thousand per year, though most are mild. Serious envenomation is uncommon, and deaths are exceedingly rare.

did I just confirm Smiffe's views though ... hmmm

[tardy vale]

sweden = 0 deaths form wild animals per year

Aussie = to many deaths

[craggy holly]

its like 7 deaths per decade or something

many many more people drown in the ocean for instance here

[rugged stag]

Case reference, all seasons of Bondi Rescue

[tardy vale]

last person to die in sweden due to a wild animal attacking was 2020. from a bear..

since then. 23 people have died from trees falling on them

[craggy holly]

see its more than 0!

[tardy vale]

_ I wonder why trees are dangerous in valheim aswell_ 🤔

[craggy holly]

because they are IRL

[tardy vale]

so funnel spiders aren't real?

[craggy holly]

similar numbers in Australia, but more than 10 times as many will drown.. is a big problem here

[rugged stag]

Only around Sydney iirc

[tardy vale]

we got that aswell

[rugged stag]

And you added this into a game? shame on you!

[tardy vale]

like. sweden are 60% sea around the entire country and we have more than 100,000 lakes

[craggy holly]

I've only drowned like 8 times or so across 2600h of Valheim so its okay haha

[tardy vale]

about 440 people drown in sweden every year 😮

[rugged stag]

I swear that sentence was going to end with "in real life"

[tardy vale]

didn't know it was that many TBH 😦

[rugged stag]

I was concerned

[tardy vale]

(we have statistics on almost everything btw)

[craggy holly]

More than 40 years since Funnel Web death in Australia, less than 10 years since last bear death in Sweden :p

the antivenom came out in 1981

[tardy vale]

nice

[craggy holly]

only a few million

[craggy holly]

that would be 0.5 times... once got caught in a rip for about 45mins... did panic a bit but eventually got out and could calm down enough to make good decisions and safely carefully get close and closer to shore and then out, about 4-6km from where I went in...

[hardy tinsel]

hello

[tough aspen]

hi

[rugged stag]

That's entirely Subjecthive.
But I'm also not looking to delve further into that discussion.

[craggy holly]

I woulda thought its against the rules, I probably should re-read them

Generally is a good idea to check the rules again every now and then for Discord servers

[lean fable]

R 9?

[hollow echo]

Good night. One question, is anyone having trouble connecting to multiplayer after today's update?

[lean fable]

What update?

[vital widget]

oh word

yall play valheim

[tired harness]

No, we're in this server just to talk about a game none of us has ever played.

[modest moth]

what's valheim?

[vital widget]

Idk man

[pseudo flare]

what is a valheim

[craggy holly]

one of the best games in this universe 😛

[west berry]

Probably others too

[craggy holly]

Also my Gaming Desktop is called "Universe" xD

[drifting quiver]

Certainly has some great boss music

[tardy vale]

Channels and roles in the channel list on top

[runic beacon]

who wants to start a server with me

[frosty walrus]

Someone in #1024264966712340510 probably

[hardy tinsel]

helo

[tardy vale]

morgen Gjall

[hardy tinsel]

ohh i can never understand playing with strangers....i rather actually make the friends first.

[tardy vale]

you speak of wisdom.
this is just how the game was designed

[slender marlin]

morgenGjall

what happened last evening? got "timeout" (don't know what it is) then hell broke loose with "spam", "troll", "neck?", couldn't understand none...

[tardy vale]

oh. you triggered automod

for a 10minute timeout

[slender marlin]

oh, how is that?

[tardy vale]

btw. if you have moderation questions. @worn finch is usually the best place to ask since moderators cannot read all chats at once 😄

[craggy holly]

good Morgen

[slender marlin]

i did, just got "Time out. You did not choose anything" and "ticket closed", not used at all with discord mechanics, sorry

[storm anchor]

Too many troll and neck reactions?

[tardy vale]

no. he just accidently triggered a bad word

[slender marlin]

you mean by me? seems odd, looking up what is automod and still have no clue what i could have triggered 🤷‍♂️

[tardy vale]

in your case. you triggered the language filter

don't speak non-english 😄

[slender marlin]

yup, understood, just have zero clue what that was, probably typo

[storm anchor]

I was kidding. Smiffe gave you the answer. 😄

[slender marlin]

ooook, still zero clue

i mean i understand, just can't figure out what i typed wrong, no intention to speak other languages, eheh, anyway i finally got what happend, thanks mates

(doesn't matter eh, zero relevance at this point, just clueless/curios)

[tough aspen]

sup gang

[craggy holly]

heya

[proven dagger]

Morgen gjall.

[tough aspen]

what are we doing today

[slender marlin]

apart speaking weird languages unintentionally.. nothing special, maybe later setting up a blood magic gym by a greydwarf spawner

[tough aspen]

what language

[slender marlin]

nothing, yesterday i got a timeout for triggering non english language, i was discussing about Valheim weapons and armor, still no clue what i mistyped

well gotta go, later gjall

[tough aspen]

bai

[marble sun]

Can we expect an update soon? What about deep north?

[tough aspen]

not yet

[proven dagger]

For the next 6 and a half hour I'll be tracking down bank accounts to banks and asking those banks to send me the transactions that happened during a certain time span and waiting for them to reply.
Then see what problems crop up and if nothing happens I'll be editing the map of our building, putting in the desks and labeling them so we can put that in a program and click said desk and see what IT stuff is on that desk.

[rotund pewter]

Eish…
Someone’s going to be very busy 😂

[tired harness]

Deep North soon 😂😂😂
It's like you haven't seen any of the time between major biome updates ever 😂😂😂

[proven dagger]

Its boring work but someone has to do it.

[rotund pewter]

A year of Valheim later 🤭

I say we only release deep north when someone has constructed a monolith on Ashlands purely in survival and using black marble 🥰

Make it big like a massive mountain

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[tardy vale]

Trying to get funds for more valheim accounts are we? 👀

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/when-gif-20190303

[tough aspen]

no we just had bog witch im broke from buying toadstools and vine seeds

[proven dagger]

Trying to catch the ones that acquired funds for that illegally.

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-clapping-clap-applause-amazing-gif-10479355049613135306

[tired harness]

Only release it when the community can go 7 consecutive days without asking about it. 😏😈

[tardy vale]

so never 🤔

[proven dagger]

When?

[tired harness]

😈

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/skeletor-laughs-in-evil-laughing-myah-myaah-dasmemeistgut-gif-5356566587527840753

[rotund pewter]

I wonder how many illegal funds go transferred to the bog witch for tasty foodies 😂🤭

[proven dagger]

Smiffe's tie?

[tough aspen]

your oldness is showing

[tired harness]

People who support Taylor are called Swifties.

[proven dagger]

Today I'm looking at 23k+ euros split over 8 accounts.

[craggy holly]

what do you mean by illegal....

[rotund pewter]

Our deterioration is proceeding apace 😂

[tough aspen]

I'm gonna pretend I understood that and nod along

[proven dagger]

No one stops the marching of time.

[proven dagger]

I knew that but didn't make the link.

[tough aspen]

I'm lowkey looooooooving Smiffties

10/10 fanbase

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-kittens-do-it-for-the-cat-gif-3806137335207801858

[tough aspen]

i'd do anything for a cat

[craggy holly]

wanna come over feed my 2 cats? ^^

someone on my server has 5 cats, she is a true cat lady!

[tough aspen]

absoLUTELY

I'm no lady but I love cats

[craggy holly]

I am also a cat man

[tough aspen]

oh no I meant ladylike

[craggy holly]

hahaha all g

Cats go straight to Valhalla! I always known that of course!

that is why there is no cats in Valheim

also if someone wants the "lady" label or not is up to them, people in this time and age need to not be mean to each other and judgy and all that, we all share this beautiful planet and there should not be any room for bad things #dreamer

[tough aspen]

Time to find out if I can swim this river

[craggy holly]

bring a vana"englishisnotfirstlanguagesomething" mead

[tough aspen]

too late I'm halfway across

[storm anchor]

Vananidir.

[tough aspen]

I made it

[craggy holly]

I went to pick up some metal yesterday at friends base and sailed from his lakebase to ocean and then through a river between plains and mountains at full speed with longboat, one of the most exhiliarating river sails I ever did, soooo fun

[craggy holly]

I knew it

[tough aspen]

Sailing is boring, swimming and nearly dying is where all the rush is at

[craggy holly]

I love swimming and sailing

[storm anchor]

I miss the -80% swimming stamina usage of Vananidir mead before it got nerfed to -50%. 💔

[tough aspen]

I need tar and seems like my swimming was for nothing 😦

[craggy holly]

my first meadows base often needs swimming if I find a cool island

[craggy holly]

I might have skipped the patchnotes for that why you making me cry this evening 😭

I thought was still 80

[storm anchor]

It was nerfed during the Bog Witch PTB.

[craggy holly]

I havent made it recently (after ptb) because swimming skill 40 didnt need

I do play PTB a lot

will probably even do DN PTB server when it comes out this time

playtest in multiplayer

[storm anchor]

I used it to swim across an ocean to other continent when it was -80% still, added with Fishing hat +20 swim, still had lots of stamina left with Ashland and Mistlands feasts and crust pie food combo.

I was like "This might be one of my favorites of these new meads" then it was nerfed.

[craggy holly]

that would be fun, the stamina potion would have MAYBE been off cooldown after using one haha

[storm anchor]

Add Ratatosk and you swim bit faster too.

Also wearing fenris set (any movement speed helps).

It's still usable with -50% but you might wanna have stamina mead just in case.

[tough aspen]

cape too!

[rotund pewter]

It’s just another way of saying I’m getting old 🤭

[rotund pewter]

I want kitty cuddles! 🥰🥰🥰

Now I want to go home and see my kitty cat 😭🥰

[craggy holly]

I m thinking of making a new requirement for my server, must be owned by at least one cat IRL!

[fast trout]

I keep seeing a feral cat in the woods behind my house, but no matter how many treats I offer it and how much I say, "here kitty kitty kitty, pss pss pss", it won't come near me.

Which is silly, seeing there's a foot of snow and it's been below zero a lot...

[tough aspen]

What happened to that guy here that only communicated with cat emojis

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-naku-teliyedhu-gif-cat-animals-gif-18975408

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-sunakook-tired-exhausted-gif-14842648364541817040

https://tenor.com/view/idk-meme-loop-spin-cat-gif-19749841

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cat-cat-meme-gif-12840712051420478510

[tough aspen]

Smiffe i've cleared 3 plains and no tar, I blame you

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-squadron-gif-21777233

[tough aspen]

that doesn't help me

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/mochi-mochimons-cute-kawaii-kitty-gif-492947389134426846

[marsh sentinel]

I remember him! Gosh, that's been a while.

[tough aspen]

He was a cute kid

Vastly misunderstood!

[fast trout]

Quite a few people went silent right around the Ashlands launch chaos.

[tardy vale]

to busy assulting the shores?

[waxen notch]

Btw whats up with all the flowers in the nicknames?

[frosty walrus]

🌸 🌸

[proven dagger]

In the spring of 2024 a developer went a bit nuts and started a cult, the flowers mark the disciples of the developer.

[waxen notch]

I love cults, how many are there and who are the leaders

[proven dagger]

We can only tell you if you join.

[waxen notch]

Mmmmhh but i dont wanna decide without proper information

[tough aspen]

They all copied me, that's actual canon

[proven dagger]

Shhh they aren't in the cult yet, don't go telling non members that you are a founding leader.

[waxen notch]

Doesent look like a dev to me

[tough aspen]

how dare u

[proven dagger]

She wasn't the one that went nuts but she is part of the whole saga.

[waxen notch]

I cant change my server nickname ._.

[proven dagger]

You have to ask the right people.

[waxen notch]

I wanted to start my own cult:(

[proven dagger]

id:customize

[rugged stag]

Can’t start a cult until you use the correct platforms 😂

[waxen notch]

Reddit?

[rugged stag]

And oh? You want a nickname?

[tough aspen]

Oh no

[marsh sentinel]

Uh oh.

[tough aspen]

Moooom subject's renaming people agaiiiiiiin

[rugged stag]

Emel wants flowers?

[storm anchor]

I would like one flower, replacing my broom.

Cleaning time over, Spring is soon here after all.

[rugged stag]

Please wait 1 business season

Tis neither spring or fall yet

[storm anchor]

Aye then. 🫡

[rugged stag]

Emel gets no nickname change cos I got left on unread

[storm anchor]

When is the exact time?

[waxen notch]

You didnt ping me;(

I dont see responses without ping

[rugged stag]

You’ve contacted subject outside of business hours

[waxen notch]

[tough aspen]

beesiness

[rugged stag]

Mind your bees wax

🥰

https://tenor.com/view/bumble-bees-fall-cat-cute-gif-16215516

[waxen notch]

[waxen notch]

You just leaving me on read now?

[rugged stag]

Yep

Out of business hours

[storm anchor]

He is beezy.

[waxen notch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-kitty-yeet-funny-gif-21938191

Cant a man enjoy any perms on this server

[rotund pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-no-nonono-noooo-cat-no-gif-13597132752790194338

[tough aspen]

earn them

[rugged stag]

Beezy walking home after a concert

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/giphy-no-content-not-available-no-gif-giphy-sucks-gif-18508448

[barren vector]

I think your gif is a little... waxy. Bee better! 😂

[proven dagger]

Which concert was it?

[rugged stag]

Porter Robinson

[proven dagger]

I hope you enjoyed it.
The name does ring a bell but I don't think it is my cup of tea.

[waxen notch]

I wanna see you bee ing better

[barren vector]

Sorry I can't... beecause I am just a worker bee, not a bee guardian. And if I tried it'd be drown in all the pollen I have collect for our queen bee.

Also I will then bee a rogue bee. And I don't want to betray the queen.

[proven dagger]

Let's not start waxing poetically who eez beeter.
To bee or not to bee shouldn't even bee a question.

[barren vector]

Thank you, Judge Bee.

[rugged stag]

Um excuse

That is me

[barren vector]

But aren't you President Bee?

[rugged stag]

Ew

[barren vector]

Judge, jury, and executioner?

Welp I guess this worker bee got kicked out of the bee colony.

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/bumble-bees-fall-cat-cute-gif-16215516

[barren vector]

That'd be me. 😂

[tardy vale]

no no. hes just a loyal subject

[misty elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-got-peter-dinklage-tyrion-lannister-loyal-to-those-who-are-loyal-to-me-gif-4921403

No gif picture?

[waxen notch]

Not even server boosters have gif perms 😂

[misty elbow]

Fr

[waxen notch]

Oh but external emojis

[tardy vale]

yeah.. we try to avoid spam and clutter

[misty elbow]

Understandeble with 140k members tho

[tardy vale]

yeah

if all 140k had GIF perms

may odin have mercy upon us

[misty elbow]

Ngl I am a huge gif enjoyer so keep it like this xd

[tardy vale]

I try to withold my super-powers

[waxen notch]

I moderate a server with nearly 80k members and even normal members have all gif and emoji perms 😂

-# its indeed quite hectic

[tardy vale]

after 3 years of me sending complaints to Telnor. they finally banned the N word

3! years

but they still got 1000's of bad GIF's

[waxen notch]

Telnor 😂

[waxen notch]

You will never get rid of them, i lost hope

[tardy vale]

*Tenor

yeah. I know it's a loosing battle

[misty elbow]

Problem is the same as with youtube. You can remove bad videos but someone already uploaded the same video the same day.

[waxen notch]

Btw do yall still need moderators? Or is it all set

[tardy vale]

we take on new ones. but the process is the oposite on what most people would expect

[tough aspen]

ahem get in line

[tardy vale]

rule 1 to become a moderator, don't ask for it 😄

[waxen notch]

Gotcha

[tough aspen]

Ugh NOTHING I'd hate more to be a moderator 🙄

[misty elbow]

I do not even want to become moderator. I just want to simp with my nitro boosts and send memes. That's it xD

[tough aspen]

why

[misty elbow]

Also I just like to see random cursed science projects on smaller discord servers.

Some while ago I made a desktop mini lighting tower

[tough aspen]

This isn't a small one

[modest moth]

I always cringe whenever I see OPEN applications for people to become moderators

I'm sure nothing wrong will happen from giving moderation rights to complete strangers

[misty elbow]

It made sparks well over 10 cm (4 inches)

[waxen notch]

Most server with that system have a helper and a moderator role and the helpers cant do much damage and trolls usually dont have enough energy to wait until they get promoted

[wary thicket]

Am i the only one who hopes that the deep north is even more painful than ashlands? like when the mistlands first came out?

[misty elbow]

Nah nothing beats Ashlands day 1

[waxen notch]

I hope it adds more reliable infinite sources of limited materials

[misty elbow]

The enemy count was insane. You could barely explore xD

[wary thicket]

Ashlands day one was absolutely epic. I haven't seen the teaser to avoid spoilers, but i hope its just as epic

[wary thicket]

"infinite" and "limited" in the same sentence? lol

[waxen notch]

I would like infinite sources of currently limited materials

[tough aspen]

Like?

[waxen notch]

My main point would be iron, ik about oozers but you wont get iron reliably forever

[wary thicket]

If you can find all the iron in a world, i'd be very impressed

[tough aspen]

Was just thinking this lol

Considering you can get 70+ from a viaduct in ML

And already smelted!

[wary thicket]

You can get iron even in mountain caves from breaking down doors

[past ivy]

Good afternoon! Is there any date for the next biome? at least know if it is for 2025?

[waxen notch]

My problem is not that there isnt enough in the whole world, but at some point you will not find more

[wary thicket]

So what you're saying is, you don't have a problem with the quantity, but you're creating one hypthetically

[storm anchor]

There is no date.

[barren vector]

But I want to go on a date with the next update. 🥲

[storm anchor]

#general message 👈

[barren vector]

Huh? 😂

[storm anchor]

It highlights the message above. 😏

[fast laurel]

is there a way to see something in mistlands?

[umbral fog]

wisplight, wisp torches 🙂

[barren vector]

got it lol

[candid thistle]

I got valheim again, I am happy to be a viking again.

[modest moth]

no

[tough aspen]

They're copying me

[slender marlin]

'noonGjall, back with general good news (not to be specified), cheers to everyone who got or need good news (saying this because good community that kept company and laughs during bad news, not specifiable either)

generally cheering Derek, to you too , i know you may find this useless but that's it, won't hurt anyone

personal, but wanted to share just the cheer, i can say probably back to work soon (so i will be able to respond someting like "coffe! then pruning apple trees!" during morgen salutes and what's-ups), sorry probably inappropriate, got driven by the cheer

[tough aspen]

Cheers fren

[scenic wing]

I’m a little lost, but cheers! Working is good 👍

[gaunt ingot]

that sounds nice, as long as it's not also attendant with you know, destitute poverty

[marsh sentinel]

Let's not engage with the spambot.

[crisp musk]

The spambot is my friend. only the spambot truly understands me.

[slender marlin]

have a nice evening gjall, see ya morgen!

[gaunt ingot]

you gotta play hard to get

[umbral fog]

In most cases you dont 🙂

[storm anchor]

Because #general message probably.

[broken sundial]

Ok wait that sounds bad

[tardy vale]

you give him more credit than he deserves

more like 0,01% of the crimes in the discord as of 2025

[broken sundial]

Still a lot considering the amount that are commited

[tardy vale]

atm, we have tons of discord spam viruses (being cought before they are posted)

steam scams where they try to post a link ,that will steal your accounts

and I banned the 2 trolls like 1 hour ago

[broken sundial]

I mean scams to steal Discord accounts are still on the lighter end compared to the stuff that goes on on this app

It's an evil world we live in

[tardy vale]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-snape-harrypotter-alan-rickman-idk-gif-4982423

[scenic wing]

You must develop to become a developer 🤌

[tardy vale]

i was gonna say that

"develop something"

[broken sundial]

If you wanna be hired as a GameDev usually you have to get a good degree/course certificate, intern in a company doing a relevant project and then apply for an established company that does this stuff

Or you could just make your own thing

[red heart]

Just take an online course or though youtube, universities aswell

What Crunchy said

[broken sundial]

Yea universities offer free courses too

My uni offers no game dev courses, but they have partnered with Coursera for free courses through Ivy League universities

[red heart]

I think MIT offers a free programming course which is pretty good

[broken sundial]

I mean yea, the programming courses are just the beginning though imo, there's a lot of other stuff to learn like specific languages (Java, C, C#, SQL), DSA (linear and non linear), and Engine specific (like Unity)

The most scope for jobs in the game dev industry rn seems to be VR/AR so you may even have to learn some embedded programming

[tardy vale]

mobile games

cash flips

[broken sundial]

That.... Is there too

[marsh sentinel]

Don't forget that not all game development is coding...

[red heart]

i just spent 32$ on clash of clans last night at 4am

[tardy vale]

working with game engines are one of the bigger things to learn

[red heart]

mobile games go crazy

[broken sundial]

Yea there is the financing part and the design itself but if we're strictly talking about the framework then yea that's the coding

[marsh sentinel]

We weren't though.

[broken sundial]

Oh yea and the legal side too

IP laws are no joke

[red heart]

Without coding I don't think it's possible getting a job as a developer haha

[tardy vale]

depends on what you're good at

[broken sundial]

Coding is everywhere nowadays tbvh, even to make PDFs and PPTs that follow standard procedure you need coding, Excel has codeblocks too

[marsh sentinel]

2 out of 14 of IGs devs are coders IIRC

[broken sundial]

Some basic coding knowledge goes a long way for almost all jobs

[frosty walrus]

You need artists, sound designers etc too

[tardy vale]

3. but only 2 codes on valheim

[red heart]

They are probably good at some degree of management creation and design

[tardy vale]

sound designers are one the most scarse jobs in the industry

1 person can do 100's job projects

[broken sundial]

Yup, there's a lot that goes into it but specifically for the artists and sound designers it's not strictly being in the game development industry for them, they have some degree of free reign

And it's good for them to not focus on just one gig too, being free of one singular industry is a good thing since there are ups and downs always

[red heart]

also when he was asking to be a developer I thought we were talking about specifically the coding aspect not game design itself which is much broader

[broken sundial]

Coding is extremely industry specific since if you're learning Unity and C#, not much else you can use it for aside from game dev

[red heart]

that's why I said I don't think it's possible to get that kind of job without learning the fundamentals of coding languages

[broken sundial]

Yup

[tardy vale]

that specific person is a troll tho

don't feed it

[broken sundial]

Nah it's a fun discussion

[red heart]

I thought the conversation everyone was having was nice

[broken sundial]

I think we all knew it was a troll

[tardy vale]

oh for sure 😄

[tardy vale]

good good

[broken sundial]

Personally I'm not in the gaming industry, some of my pals are in it. It's pretty rough at entry level

[tardy vale]

luck and knowing people is half the battle

[broken sundial]

You are

Is the troll in the room with us?

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-dungeon-harrypotter-gif-5157432

[broken sundial]

Me entering a troll cave the first time:

If a burger has 2 buns with nothing in the middle, is it really a burger ahh question

[tardy vale]

you'll see when your friend ETE50 comes around in like a hour or so

[broken sundial]

I'll have 3 NothingBurgers to go with that

[tardy vale]

that will be one million nothings plz

[broken sundial]

Will you need the nothing plates and the nothing tissues with it?

[tardy vale]

not sure what you want tho

[broken sundial]

Tip 1. Wear Root Harnesk
Tip 2. Worship the Root Harnesk
Tip 3. Root Harnesk is everything. Root Harnesk is above all else

The Swamp tier equipment that makes lategame Armor look bad

[broken sundial]

That's actually peak character development

Better than One Piece

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/pikanod-gif-17687159938092547682

perfectly balanced

[broken sundial]

Balanced boss, Root Harnesk makes it trivial

Queen is arguably harder

[tardy vale]

I usually deal with Father and Yagluth the same way

1 trillion arrows to the face

tho I have killed both with melee a few times

but I mostly play singleplayer

[gaunt ingot]

the percentage damage reduction to pierce damage

[red heart]

The market is heavily saturated with developers with degrees and certifications but little experience so it's harder than most jobs to find the gateway or entry position to get your career rolling, I think the us bureau for labor statistics lists I think about 3 million or so in the work force with a computer science degree which isn't the only method but it shares a large majority of entry level applicants

That's why i'm computer engineering

😅

[red heart]

the farthest ive gone is completing swamp! theres so much to do!!

[tough aspen]

Oh honey you're not even halfway 😮

[pseudo flare]

Crunchy is speaking facts 💯

Worship root Harnesk indeed

Fader is harder then queen tho

[red heart]

ive spent 80% of my time building 😀

[tired harness]

🎶 cuz I'm halfway gone and I'm on my way... 🎶

[tough aspen]

Yesss the correct way to play

[red heart]

I'm also looking for players to play! I put up an lfg but thought i'd give notice here if thats ok!

[scenic wing]

So people can’t spam joke suggestions like ‘nerf Fader’ 👀

[pseudo flare]

😂

[red heart]

add them as one message

[tired harness]

Ah, I see Thoring drank the love potion again...

[broken sundial]

I took up Electronics and still ended up doing a ton of coding, I work in Signal Processing using Machine Learning nd it involves a lot of code

[red heart]

Machine learning has been going crazy recently

[tired harness]

<X-Men Apocalypse "Leeaarrnnniiingg" gif goes here>

[broken sundial]

Yea, it's a bit overhyped though, at the end of the day it's still a guessing algorithm

[red heart]

yeah lol it's pretty interesting though and i'm hopeful for the future development for it

also hows my suggestion?

[tardy vale]

imho. to complex and to over powered

[red heart]

Understandable, I think it would be over powered for the players skillful enough to take care of raids solo without much thought but I think the idea more suits the newer players that don't have the experience or understanding of combat systems or just mechanical skill to survive more than a few mobs.

I'm not too keen on the idea of the traps killing mobs for the player but potential crowd control that can help players manage risk when engaging many combatants like in those early game raids, i think its a change worth considering on behalf of the mediocre at best gamers

[tough aspen]

It was like 10 suggestions in 1 🥲

Plus you said you're only just beaten swamp, maybe progress a bit more ^^

[umbral fog]

Still better than some people posting the same suggestion multiple times back to back...

[tough aspen]

troll carpet!!!!11!1!

[scenic wing]

Really hard to vote and give feedback on suggestions that are lists 🤔

[red heart]

The main suggestion was a change or addition to raids to change the combat dynamic, I listed possible examples, and my reasoning.

[red heart]

I have over 1 hundred hours in the game also I'm not sure how that relates to my suggestion as I was focused on the early game enemy raids.

[tough aspen]

According to you, you just beat swamp and have spent the time building though 🙂 I'm suggesting that if you progress into the game a bit more, you'll see that some of your suggestions already exist in the game.

[umbral fog]

You were banned from them

[tough aspen]

Oh no anyway

[umbral fog]

I dont know, you just have a role that locks you out of them. So until somebody decides you can go back in i guess.

Tho it may be forever 🙂

[marsh sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-anyway-gif-19022587

[marsh sentinel]

I'd imagine forever.

[scenic wing]

Weird, Discord just kinda shut down for me for like 5 minutes 🤔

[fickle oasis]

same

[tough aspen]

freedom

[scenic wing]

Aaaand we’re back folks!

[umbral fog]

So... How many of you had withdrawal symptoms? 😏

[scenic wing]

I almost touched grass, but then I saw it was working again

[drowsy imp]

Gosh that was a scary 5 minutes

[tough aspen]

I wrote morgen gjall on paper

[slender marlin]

same here, opened it when got back home, and all unreadable, even in my close friends channel

[distant cypress]

Same shit

[scenic wing]

Must’ve just been a weird Discord blip or something 🤔

[slender marlin]

now all seems normal to me though, well 'nightGjall

[storm anchor]

Isn't night Gjall possibly a starred one? 👀 💦

[umbral fog]

or 1* 😉

[storm anchor]

Edited. 🙃

[tardy vale]

wrong one

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-anyways-gif-25118403

[marsh sentinel]

Oh, fair enough.

[tardy vale]

you need the 2010's laser eyes

[marsh sentinel]

Doesn't matter as no-one can see it anyway.

[tardy vale]

I can

[marsh sentinel]

Well, OK.

[hardy tinsel]

my pain hurts

[tardy vale]

just like Samaramon says. ideas are apritiated even if we decide not to impliment them.
having finished the game and understanding why we want to force players to struggle sometimes and then finally to beat the obstacle(s) is a good thing before suggesting game-changing things 🙂

[tardy vale]

pain hurts?

or does the pain hurt you?

[west berry]

Pain let's you know you're alive. Carry on

[hardy tinsel]

joint pain makes me wish i was not alive.

[tardy vale]

I can't read the word "Pain" without getting either the Naruto character, or the Music artist in my head

[umbral fog]

It will only get worse 😉

[tardy vale]

spoken like a true elderly person @umbral fog ?

[umbral fog]

Heh, indeed 😄

Didnt we have a convo about this before? 🤔 Somehow it rings a bell...

[west berry]

Also a sign of getting older lolol

[tardy vale]

not sure I was involved that time

I feel like a 25 year old physically

[west berry]

I'm still in my twenties mentally. Body reminds me this is not true more than once a day

[tardy vale]

ouch

[umbral fog]

Ha, i knew it 😄 #localizers message

[tardy vale]

I got a 5yo, I don't have time to be reminded

[tardy vale]

ooooh correct

Mr.81 year old 😄

[umbral fog]

[west berry]

That's it Smiffe. Yes pain exists. Problems happen. But we keep pushing. This is the way.

[tardy vale]

train your body

[west berry]

And mind

[tardy vale]

pfft. mind is already corrupted

body ftw

[west berry]

Lol

[tardy vale]

go all in one-punchman rutine 😄

[west berry]

Whatever it takes

[tardy vale]

10km walks per day, pushups, situps

all in a daily rutine

[west berry]

I stay physical. Job requires it. Pain is joint level from years of it. I just work through it. Like you, I don't have time to slow down.

[umbral fog]

10km run for one punch man rutine 😄

[tardy vale]

I got a standing desk

and we got another one downstairs with a threadmill

[umbral fog]

Tbh would love one of those with treadmill

[tardy vale]

kinda cheap TBH

it's a folding one even

[distant cypress]

is there a general chat but with a image perm?

[tardy vale]

nope

not really. why?

@frosty walrus I don't count #valheim-public-test since it's not a general chat 😅

[frosty walrus]

I wasn't typing about that

[tardy vale]

😮

[distant cypress]

ahhahaha

[tardy vale]

now I am curious

[distant cypress]

lol

[craggy holly]

A game without any struggle at all will be boring, overcoming adversity is great for the mind - in game and in real life.

[marsh sentinel]

This channel sure has been a roller coaster today.

[tardy vale]

oh?

just another day in the office

[marsh sentinel]

Well, that's true. It's felt like a lot.

[tardy vale]

I've had alot worse

(not counting last years event)

arguing with people over missunderstandings is worse IMO

[marsh sentinel]

Was that aimed at me?

[tardy vale]

lol god no

[marsh sentinel]

That's a relief.

[tardy vale]

typical case.
user joins
game sucks
me or a volonteer or a user trying to help and explain.
user who joined get angry
we suck

[marsh sentinel]

Ah, gotcha.

[umbral fog]

How ironic, we have a misunderstanding right after Smiffe said that they are bad 😄

[distant cypress]

Maybe they suck to enjoy games in general?😂

[tardy vale]

nah

[distant cypress]

Haahahahah

[hardy tinsel]

people like to whinge

[tardy vale]

they usually don't understand a mechanic, gotten their world destroyed due to some fault or just unlucky in the game

like accidently going to plains instead of black forrest and get sniped by a deathsquito

[distant cypress]

I wish I could not know about mosquitoes before actually going into the plains...

Would be funny

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/mosquito-giant-gif-14169910

hint of the day

[distant cypress]

Hahahahahaha

[gaunt ingot]

scale wise, not even far off from how they depicted in game

[tardy vale]

😉

[echo current]

Wait.... That makes it so much more terrifying

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/workaholics-blake-anderson-blake-henderson-fur-sure-for-sure-gif-4276923

[craggy holly]

My biggest OOF was the leeches, I just thought yeah Swamp new biome, cool, oh why am I dead?

[scenic wing]

I’m poisoned for how long?? By my calculations, I’ll be dead in about 4 seconds…

[craggy holly]

First time I didn't even see the poison debuff, I just went on and "suddenly died" and didn't know why, was 4 years ago

[storm anchor]

For me the first time to swamp was quite hectic, as I was greeted by some draugr and skeleton archers who went underwater and leeches swimming around my Karve. Absolutely dead. Then took maybe 2 sail of shames later on to retrieve my equipment. 🥲

[distant cypress]

Happened to me few times😅

Remember I was scared of them

[copper heart]

My first time in the swamps, I was greeted by two wraiths which kept haunting my tombstone as I kept dying raft after raft 🫣

[radiant walrus]

I saw this video of a jaguar making a warning noise and it reminded me of an Abomination. Anyone know how the sound was created?