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Hah. No. I just saw her in her swimsuit selling Thigh Masters on TV 😛
Turn off the vsync
🥵
Can this be pinned
I don't see why.
It's interesting
Saying a laptop cost $2000 gives basically zero clue about the performance it might have. That might be an XPS 15 with integrated graphics.
Or maybe it's one of those "creator" laptops with a 13900HX and 4090 mobile, but only a 150W combined power limit for them or something.
indeed. a laptop GPU is no where close to a desktop PC's gpu
Well, that's just great.
https://www.dell.com/en-us/shop/laptops/16-new/spd/xps-16-9640-laptop
$1900 for the base model, $2000 if you go to a 1TB SSD.
Nothing I say will help me here.
just be thankful yr not a mechanical cat general
oh god..
+400$ for a 4050 >_>
holy hell
$1100 for a 4070, the price of a whole 4070 laptop 😛
It has to share the power limit with the CPU, almost certainly worse.
I don't think anyone is making those big 250W combined power limit machines then sticking a 4050 in there 😛
nice if you want a fried egg while gaming
Which means when gaming, laptops generally top out at 75W for CPU and 175W for GPU.
Just as a reference for the price landscape 🤷
I sometimes combine gaming and making dinner, this would be a lot more convenient if I could make dinner on my pc rather than moving back and forth between the kitchen and the pc.
Gaming laptops are great if you have to be mobile for whatever reason. I used to have one when I traveled for work. But I'd much rather have an actual desktop.
As long as you have a great internet connection GeForce now is really great for laptop use. I can play games on my 10 year old MacBook Air at 60+ fps 😄
Ooh, slightly off-topic, but does the current PTB work for you in GFN? Mine doesn't.
yeh i keep my microwave in the kitchen xD
I’ve pretty much quit games until Ashlands comes out, so I haven’t tested it yet. What’s not working?
It just refuses to load. It's the third patch it's done that for, normally it's fine.
could be game engine update related
Load after you switch branches you mean? Or load when you press play
Really hard to say, just drops out with an obscure GFN error code as it has the previous times. There doesn't SEEM to be any logic to it.
But again, I'm in the wrong channel for this.
Weird
Thanks Sam :p
I'm doing what you do, silently react
I've stopped doing that. So much.
But it’s when you press play right
I'll stop now sorry ❤️
Yeah, after pressing play in Steam.
Maybe there’s some sort of protection or check in GeForce now when certain files are changed so it’s not loading programs that have been altered from what it expects
Some updates trigger it and some dont
Who knows? I don't think I'll ever be able to work it out. I'll just have to wait for the next one.
you really aren't missing anything
That new boat change though 👨🍳😙
I mean, I don't test to get access to new content. I test to, well, test the game.
in the context of huge update looming
Shhh don’t say that you’ll make it take longer
there really isn't that much to test either xD
Now that's not true, I've read the patch notes.
They’ll get performance anxiety
maybe a GFN patch to prevent you having problems every patch will be the best thing to come of this one xD
I can't ask NVidia to patch their software for a specific game. And as it's only a beta patch it's not a concern to IG.
who knows, i have faith such things can be done
Again, I've no doubt it COULD be done. But how many people would benefit for the work involved?
all GFN users
How many people play Valheim with GFN? I can't imagine it's a huge number.
What’s the error code you get Derek
if it's a group they want to be able to test i'm sure they will find a way
0x00F2232B - it does come up on a few searches, but nothing that really helps.
Sad
As I say, it's happened before and only ever on PTB patches so it hasn't affected my ability to play the game.
2] Don’t play Beta games
GeForce Now doesn’t support the Beta version of a game. So, if you are trying to Beta version of the game, you might not be able to run it on GeForce Now.
Heh, yeah, I saw that one.
at least that answers the question of Nvidia's stance xD
Well, if they knew how I even got PTB to work they'd not be very happy.
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Fast network and I just stream from my own PC through Steam...
That's a more accurate reprsentation of my mental image of Derek, 100%.
You don't need a mental image. My picture is literally right there (as I presume yours is)
Mine's a couple years old, I need a new one. My hairr is to my shoulders now.
Not purposefully, it just keeps doing that if I don't do anything about it
yesss grow it more
i messed up by erasing a bit wrong, but oh well
I would look like Friar Tuck if I grew mine... well, with a beard, but...
do it
nothing like getting hair you didn't expect with yr dinner
I feel you. I just electric razor all of mine off (aside from the beard) every couple of weeks.
... I gotta cut an EPIC mullet before I shear it all off here in a few days. We'll see how close I can get to that lol
I prefer longer hair on women but have a whole new appreiation for the amount of work it takes. And for the sheer patience required to not shave it all off the first time a person goes to take a bite of burrito and gets a mouthful of their own hair.
You get used to it ^-^
@brave plume what a snapshot
when the bathroom plughole is always full
when you sit on your own hair
So. Much. Conditioner.
I use none of that, I just shampoo, blowdry, let it live it's life
I just use a babyliss hair-shaver every 2-3 weeks 🤔
using conditioner makes the hair softer and nicer feeling when running hands through it
I wish i knew what a shaved head feels like ;-;
volunteers
It's glorious.
I've grown my hair out a few times and it's like... freedom sweet freedom. But I've never shaved it during winter months, either.
I do none of that either, hands as in
Covid made me learn to trim and dye my own hair so now I don't even need to socialize
Mind you, badly, but still
what's your natural hair color @tough aspen ?
Badly, But Still is the title of m... nevermind.
Used to be really black as a kid, now it's maybe dark brown
You can see my roots in my pic 🥲
this kills chat
this pic?
I think it's just jealousy.
Suppose we're all jelly of something we don't commonly have. I'd love to feel what a beard feels like.
Afraid to say something that may be misconstrued...
my face dries out cause of my beard, so i keep trimming it
Commenting on a girl's appearance is dangerous territory.
I'm hardly a girl dw
Nonetheless, I feel my comment still stands.
nobody wants to offend ofc
Also flexing your pic privileges smh
That's you in my head now, it's canon
Scratch
Sometimes it feels like I'm the best looking guy on the planet and sometimes it feels like I have two hairy worms on my face
It is what you make it ig
Sadness
Unless your face is in your pfp, you are all your avatars in my head sry xoxo
I've heard those knit beard-chooks feel pretty similar. Also, beards help a lot in the winter when there's nothing on top...
i look relatively close to my avatar anyway
Oh yeah I look exactly like my pfp, just add more hair, make me 5 feet taller, less dark skin tone, and generally less like a baby
Same jumper, though?
Pretty much exactly the same
Why not
Nice! The ultimate in comfort.
The color scheme is immaculate as well

oh deer
What are the potential performance ramifications of spawning locations to flatten and expand the top of Hook? Am I asking for trouble?
well yes but yr asking the question anyway
anything with fires is gonna cost more fps wise
Well, the game still runs, but once there's structures to calculate, does that make it exponentionally worse, versus staying within hoe-able terrain map modifications?
i've seen players use spawned rocks for extra structural support and even spawned skeleton skulls to support a sky base near Yggdrassil
depends what yr wanting to do
Just a huge flat spot on top of a mountain, which adds some pretty big modifications to the heightmap. Though I guess not on the scale of flattening the whole thing, abandoned castles can do the same thing naturally.
terrain altered by locations might bug out in multiplayer, especially if you terraform it further
I'm stull churning seeds trying to find Hook as close to the right edge as possible.
assuming yr going down the 8m and just flattening, it shouldn't cost anything to do that
I think that's the only cloud layer mountain which can go there?
What for?
View of Yggdrasil and the waterfall. But the seed I have now has some mistlands and annoying fog.
The very outer ring of possible land is black forest only, so I'm hoping for a hook that either goes right to water's edge, or has some BF only.
One example seed, hook at 9600 -200. Incidentally, I can now just spot Hook when it shows up on the seed site, it has the same shape every time.
just do any flattening with the pick and hoe
do locations spawn at your height or at the ground height youre at? if its the former you might just be able to fly up in the air and raise it ridiculously high lol
Spawning a location is way faster
but has inherent risks
Your height
So you can get a huge elevated flat spot in the ocean if you want, too
means you can create a plateau at yggdrasil height in the ocean yeah lol
lag in mp might see it melting away
Well, that might be a problem either way. I want to plant a pine tree at the top for grounding, to build a stupid tall tower. So combined with terraforming, it'll be a nightmare.
might as well spawn floating structures too though, like the small statues
Yeah, I've toyed with precisely placing those as well. It might ultimately be more elegant than using a tree encased in a central stair cavity.
big ol cheater anyway 
The weakness introduced by the tree being destructible is inherently disconcerting as well.
So I decided to start collecting the ore from current Ashlands... Hopefully it's useful later. Can't wait for this biome
I wouldn't spend too much time in Ashlands, unless you plan on starting a new world.
I have like 6 worlds.. My "completed" world still has pre mistlands update and I will screw around in hammer mode for fun sometimes. Will take it on in another world where it's unexplored
you can mitigate that by encasing it, even a pine should hold iron support all the way from base to the top where it starts to get ground support
(i've tested it)
doesnt really matter if the tree itself is destroyed
On the other hand, by the time something makes it through to the tree, would I care?
good point, once those ground support points are there they stay
as long as you have the building tied to the anchor point/s it's fine
once the tree is removed they are invisible but still present
I'd be too suspicious about a version update causing everything to be calculated from scratch
afaik no update has messed with that so far
It's weird clicking through seeds that look sort of cool in other ways, just based on what I can parse from the terrain map. I just passed over one with hook that overlooked from deep north.
when you see how trees work at the top you'll get what i mean, the anchor points aren't even attached to the trees, their animations move them back and forth but you can suspend a building in mid air remove the tree and never have a problem, unless they specifically alter that
Do the anchor points move with the wind?
nope
lemme find a pic to illustrate
@ screenshots
notice the iron beams magically touching nothing underneath
That's really cool. Pretty crazy, but cool.
was a mission to find the exact spots 😅 but yeh, once formed, they stay forever
It's moot until I find a suitable seed and decide to build there I suppose, but that's cool af
Greetings all, hope everyone is doing well.
What's the technical way that works? If a structural piece finds ground does the game remember all ground pieces, and everything else is calculated based on those?
hmmm no sounds like a specific tree thing. If digging out the rock a base is on top of or just the actual terrain a base is on, the base tends to crumble
It's also spooky because if you remove support with a pick, stuff collapses, but not removing a tree?
yea I haven't heard of these tree mechanics before, dunno how they work
Although I will say trees seem to have different physics. You dig away the ground under a tree the tree doesn't get destroyed like a rock would, it just falls down
surprised more haven't taken advantage of them before like in bridge making
secret senpai mechanic knowings
but it's literally always been a thing xD
If I did that for a real build, I'd probably lay down floating statues as insurance
and no more missing pole, namaste restored
i originally had a lot more planned for that place but it just got left behind
haha nice 🙂
just a curious question.. does the bee hives respawn?
we have been working on a new map, and I just came across a built structure, chest emptied.. but bee hive hung like 2 feet above it.. close to starting .. chest means we have looted it, but now there's a bee hive.. just curious.
That is curious 🤔
You may have missed it.
Just sounds like someone else looted it and didn't bother taking out the hive. Maybe they didn't have a bow, or didn't think to place a workbench down and break the support the beehive was on.
It's possible someone spawned one in as a prank but that seems like a really niche prank


Morning gjall.
So I'm in the process of getting tested for ADHD and ASS (autism).
Still a few tests to go and in June I'll get the final diagnosis.
Yesterday we had a "diagnostic talk" and at the end of the interview the examinator said, "I'd be surprised if you don't get the diagnosis of both mild ADHD and mild ASS."
No surprises there, still having it "confirmed" is a bit jaring and good at the same time though.
what's ASS?
maybe ASD
took me about 30 years before i got my ASS diagnosis aswell its weird but having clarity about it helps a lot dealing with past struggles
Autism.
Autism Spectrum Disorder? isnt it ASD
you know..
Every human on this planet are on a scale between ADHD and ADD.
you will get a diagnose tho if your end of the scale impacts your daily life in a negative way 🤔
Which it does but only mildly so, it is harder for me to do some social things, I can't focus as well as most people and I have a "problem" with sounds.
It is hard for me to deviate from some "rituals" I have during the day, it won't stop me but I'll feel out of sorts for a while.
sounds like a mild case of diagnosed ADHD 🙂
Yeah, here in Belgium its ass Autisme Spectrum Stoornis, so I'm used to talking about it in those terms.
the super-power of you can work with it
Not diagnosed yet, the final diagnosis will be in June.
The social problems probably stem from ASD.
The fidgeting and the focus probably from ADHD.
yup yup
usually the diagnose is only done, so you can get access to help
and then what that "help" will be. is always down to the idividual themselves
like. if sound is a problem, maybe you can hear noice canceling headphones (as an example)
Well both our kids have ADHD, ASD (or strong ASD tendencies for one of them) and Dyspraxia.
I see a whole lot of the problem I had as a kid and still have in them.
My wife also sees herself in them, she is also getting tested and probably has strong ASD but her IQ balances it out, so she has high functioning ASD.
I can request those at work and might need to if the new colleague we got doesn't stop yapping all the time.
Speaking from personal experience the best help is medicine for me
also just knowing is half the battle
that's another issue "new collegue yapping syndrom"
I just really hate when people say oh I have a hard time consentrating that means I must have adhd
could be the oposite 😄
I have a hard time concentrating because ... Oh, wait, what's that over there?
it's odin dw
it's always him hiding in the shadows
Hi Hyperchan

Work time?
not for another bit
morning everyone 😄
well if you need waking up
Meowning
Exactly you can't help yourself even if you wanted to.
You are early again. You need to punch that cockerel harder.
What do you call a wizard that walks everywhere barefoot, has poor bone density, and bad breath ?
||Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis||
today is one of those days
Feel like breaking stuff?
You don't really know why, but you wanna justify
Rippin' someone's head off?
I can't continue the lyrics without triggering automod
but I will youtube and scream to it ty
Mornin!
Hello
I knew @tough aspen was smart enough not to fall for it, is it still a trap then?
I am behaving
Indubitably.
........................... that's a monster, yugi..
pretty sure it's winged dragon
||Moder|| is that you?
A bad one, but yes.
Suddenly several more messages appeared and my reply made less sense...
Happens bud ❤️
you know what, im deleting that
🤓 achcuuaaullay it's a level 4 monster
Are dragons monsters? Discuss
Naaaah
Dragons are not monsters
A monster is a horrific combination of either undead things or an abomination / chimera
But we shall let the Judge decide 😉
🤨 it's Yu-Gi-Oh you uncultured farts
Define monster.
Horrible creatures that kill, maim and steal if so than some are.
It depends on their alignment and that alignment mostly depends on their color, there can be some off shoots though.
Oh wow that's a pretty narrow definition, sildar
my cats are monsters
They maim, kill and steal, so that checks out.
So if you only kill and maim, not a monster? You gotta steal too?
I don't know, I haven't checked the definition of monster. ;p
Lets see what the dictionary has to say.
Lame. That's not the intent behind this discussion
Depends on the dragon, dragons as a creature are extremely generic 😅
monster: a large, ugly, and frightening imaginary creature.
I don't think dragons are monsters, I don't find them ugly.
also some dragons aren't large
does a monster really has to be large to be defined as a monster?
Dratini is a smol boi dragon
But they're large and frightening, 2/3 conditions
That is what the dictionary says but I disagree.
That’s why I said let the judge decide 😂
I’m not great at coming up with stuff on the spot 😋
indeed, if it isn't a trap or magic card, then it has to be a monster card
trap cards are red and magic cards are green
Applin! It's a wyrm in an apple 😉
I was going to say that! But I wasn’t sure if many knew what it was 😂 not sure why Applin got so much hate, I love the little guy and all his evolutions.
Also a huge fan of alolan exegutor lol
I've got a shiny hydrapple, I love him
so how do fairy monsters work? xD
Ooooh caught or bred? Also, on a side note- can I remove the ‘moN’ from my name? I think I’m ready to retire the mon 😂
Caught. Brought over from Sword, actually.
Nice! I’ve been soft resetting HeartGold for a shiny cyndaquil, no luck yet 🥲
dictionary needs updating
Luckily I'm not a monster expert, we should get Newt into this discussion.
seems like the definition has broadened to me, not an expert either
The etymology says that the word 'monster' comes from the Latin for 'warn'. So, I guess anything that's a threat can be a monster, but only when it's described by someone that's concerned about someone else's wellbeing.
yes, so their heads must be a weak point.
Tracks surprisingly well with modern useage of the word TBH. To be monstrous often imples more about action or character than form. /shurg
I really need me to find some pepperoncini seeds, so i can grow some and pickle them myself.
That was pretty much my point in response to the "large, ugly, and frightening" definition.
does anyone know a mod that will disable decay of builds from weather and make light sources infinite?
My thumbs are broken and I cannot scroll up, sorry. :P (Or perhaps I'm just dumb and will respond to things with zero context, you decide. :P)
If only there was a channel on this server devoted to #mods-discussion!
How dare you exclude the undiagnosed ADHD portion of the community!
I heard ADHD
Hello, various creatures.
He said "normal" smh
It was a joke. smh
The same as one million of other word actually, like music or money. Monster originally is smth between an omen and an abomination, some ugly creature born, (two headed or abnormally huge or just ugly) that doesn't promise anything good. Everybody can be a monster;) that's my point
Smiffe-mon - GIFable Monsters
Monster
How should I feel?
Creatures lie here
Looking through the windows
ooh.. IDK.. Kinda depends on the folklore, right? In some cultures, they were seen as noble and intelligent "beast/animal"; in others, they were seen as horrible actions of natural destruction (tornados, hurricanes, volcanos, etc..). When I look at the "history" of dragons through the ages, I personally regard them more as ancient descriptions of deadly or unexplainable forces of nature. Even in Viking culture we attribute belief in Dragons in this way, as forces of nature etc.. Though we attribute them as being dragons, they referred to them more as flying snakes, imo & if my memory serves! Now as far as stories go, I think the story of Morkeleb the Black (one of my EARLY online handles in the 80's) from DragonsBane by Barbara Hambly, is one of my all time favorite stories!
saw Komodo dragons once, does that count? they seemed cuddly and anything cuddly aren't monsters!
I think that’s just one of those things that’s down to perspective
same with big cats, the "If not friend, why friend shaped?" meme fits perfectly i think 😄
indeed
"I thought all Canadians were nice?!"
All our anger and hate is channeled into the geese.
I got a bumper sticker with a Canadian goose that says "NOT ALL CANADIANS ARE NICE"
ironic since all geese are evil and like watching the world burn
Geese survive solely off their aggression and intimidation
also why the hell isnt the mutliple of a moose meese if thats not the case for geese and goose
same for sheep
like if i see a sheep it should be a shoop
just like goose is 1 goose so 1 sheep should be 1 shoop
seems more like your brain over heated reading 100% serious and logical dilemas that i have
I prefer the singular term "shep"
not the same as Sheep and Shoop
Moose and Meese
and Goose and Geese
lox and leese
You cannot lease a lox.
🐊🌸
neck and neese?
You can’t with your credit but I could
Deer and deese
Derek dereese
Dereese Dewitherspoon
Witherspoon witherspooneese
It's freaky Friday
Good evening, does anyone know when it will update? ashelands..
alright, what is it with these flowers that everyone has? is it some sort of cult?
Within the first half of the year.
Within the next 3.5 months
yes, the cult of spring 😄
🌸
come and join...
that's why cultivator has its name 🤔
👀
I'll stick to my midsommar celebrations, surströmming and dancing around the flower pole is enough cult for me! BUT no spring for me either, it is 12-c here where i live
well if certain cat with a space helmet decides you will be in this cult then you cannot escape it 😄
This cult has more depth than i thought 👀 cat with space helmet? whats next? frog with the legs of a moose?
Space cat best cat.
all cats are best cats 😄
yea, seems like a lot of carbon for spring to come
hello, wanned to ask, is ashlands up in the beta servers?
only for me
wdym
no... it is not...
yes
curently there is another patch in ptb so there cant be ashlands there...
for you 💅
🤦♂️
😘 💅
can you please not share false info here?
hahah what? wdym false info??
Wdym
exactly!
Exactly what
just dont get where the "false info" accusation came from? hahaha
From the trolling of false information?
I see everything.
Except what matters
this is mind-boggling
Dun dun duunnnnnn
What's up?
idk hahaha theyre saying i was "trolling false information?" like what hahaha
Oh, when you lied that you had access to Ashlands? Probably that.
Is there somewhere in particular I have to chat if I'm looking for someone to play the game with?
#1024264966712340510 is the place to be.
you can make a post in #1024264966712340510
kk, thanks
wackiest shit ive ever seen im leavin
ok bye bye 😄
Imagine being surprised we don't want misinformation spread on the official server.
really wacky isnt it 😄
The wackiest, apparently.
HAHAH how is it misinformation??? 😂 would you believe me if I said paper bags are made out of plastic??? a wacky ULTRA-ULTRA obvious joke is misinformation
not obvious for someone clearly asking about the ashlands...
yes obvious
Time and place. Miss on both.
very obvious
It wasn't obvious. We don't know you, there were no emotes that would suggest a joke and people are desparate for information about the update at the moment and are more prone to believe things.
If your joke had been funny, none of this would have happened.
As mentioned above please don't share misinformation / share your guesstimations of when the updrate may drop
It isn't, please stop
jesus save me i will go sit on the toilet and contemplate about this, clearly philosophical topic
It's not that deep.
it was meant to be an afterthought haha
excatly!
I didn't agree with you.
but i agree with you!
Baby take the L and go poop.
No, you really don't.
well with the text out of context hahaha
Good thing subject saw this, reporting is unnecessary now
ay caramba hahaha!
No need to report anything really, I think this is all getting very out of hand for no reason
i will go spread misinformation on the toilet instead
But isn't talking about nothing the whole point of the internet? I think we should dissect this some more.
If you'd like to discuss this reasoning/rule you're more than welcome to reach out with @worn finch (dm the bot)
Otherwise let's leave dates out of expected ashlands update conversations
I'll also mention to those invovled, it isn't necessary for you to tell people not to do X thing, if you notice it happen reach out with modmail as well 👍
Ehh I don't agree with it personally... I will begrudgingly accept it but imagination is fun and creative, which is what valheim is
hmm?
The speculation controversy... It's like, who cares what people say? Sayin Ashlands won't come out til October and having someone believe it is kinda their problem. Gotta find reliable sources to really confirm anything
The devs care
Only one reliable source.
Yeah and they are the only people who can really answer
reliable sources... you mean like official discord?
It's a source of misinformation which can cause people to believe X date is the release, than that date appears on articles online thus reaching more players
Anyone else is just, specialation
you can see where I'm leading with this
<--- reliable source
Yep, cats are a reliable source confirmed.
"it's kinda their problem"
No, because they tell others, those others believe it's true, and then IG receive unnecessary controversy for not releasing things properly if something unexpected happens.
At that point, it's not "their" problem, is IG mostly, and they're the ones who make the game, so their well-being is important
I know when it will release https://tenor.com/view/in-the-future-benjamin-engvid-for-the-future-for-the-time-to-come-gif-24091641
People see "something posted on the official discord", people think it might be true and spreads it, people pick up the rumour and spread it further.
And that's as much as anyone that can tell anyone anything knows
Almost as if that's what we're trying to say...
And you still see people coming here saying a release date that was never officially stated, because "someone else" said it.
Many of them even claiming "the devs said x".
You are severely underestimating people's tendency for stup**ity and naïveness
an arrow of disinformation tasteless humor hit the discord beehive and fell into a frenzy 🐝🐝🐝
First half of 2024 🙂
Precisely what whoever said what they said, wanted.
you heard it here folk's 😄
So... 20?
Digeridoos
^ yes
brb, catching wisps
20/20 👍
That's the first half of 2024. The second half would be 24 .
Dollarydoos! That what they use in Australia, right?
incorrect
Didgerydollars?
can't you let me catch wisps in peace D:
not untill we know what is used in australia as currency 👀
*Dingos
They just take from eachother?
Australian dollars (AUD)
Australia's national currency is Australian dollars (AUD), which comes in denominations of $5, $10, $20, $50 and $100 notes.
Why need currency when you can just take it
Dingo dollars
AUD... Australian Unique Dolarydoos?
something about birds in a bush
You can kill two birds with 1 wind spell is the saying.
I'd rather have 20 hamburgers than dollarydoos, tbh.
Smiffe, fill in for me - I'm taking the day off
Don't worry, I got u
Smiffe is now a honourary Aussie?
The bees are not happy
so Smiffe, how is it being Aussie now? 😄
He already lives on an island, can't be that much of a difference.
Depends on whether everything on that island is out to kill you or not.
@crimson pier XD genuinely made me laugh with that reaction 🤣 thank you very much
Who doesn't, essentially?
I live on the largest landmass in the world, so if anything's not an island it's this one. :>
I live on a hill
Will you die on it?
Would be cool
Not for a while yet though, eh?
I dunno how to answer that without sounding like I need help 🥲
just say you plan to live a full life like anyone else
Sam does live on a hill, with a bunch of other wolves.
ouch
Ashlands angst is real
My closest friends live on top of a steep hill. I sled down it with their kids every winter, heh.
Advantage: always a breeze in the summer. Disadvantage: lightning.
Have helped replace outlets and siding twice now...
Anyone else getting discord pings that are just random conversations going on without anyone being @ ?
No?
Found it, “highlight notifications”, must be a new feature
Ooh, I've seen people talk about that, but I've never seen it. Either I've managed to turn it off already or it's just not working for me.
Consider yourself lucky.. gets old fast lol
Discord: Nayte and Derek are discussing Highlight Notifications and more.
I don't get that either and i lowkey want it
you want it?
If i'm not on discord I don't want to be informed on what people are saying until I'm next online and I read chat for myself
It’s under “other notifications” in settings
Thanskies
Welcomes
I have a scary feeling I don't get it because it's based on how long you've been away from Discord...
It's disabled for Valheim and I can't enable it
But its late and I don't care enough
Oh joy. More notifications that you're opted into by default apparently?
Haven't seen those myself
man glad they secured the discord that hack was crazy i left as soon as the messages started rolling in by the 100s
Hiya folks!
Did you mean to post that in 4 different channels?
I like to put on Do Not Disturb or just muting a server to not get bothered by hundreds of messages in it
in the suggestions channel what does the recycle emoji mean
I haven't played this since the start of early access - I'm looking for a few people to play a server with if anyone is interested
Means someone has seen it suggested before. We lost a lot of message history after the hack though so they live mostly in memory
You should put a post in #1024264966712340510
tyvm
wtf
u got bred in ur name aswell lmao
Mine's from high school, decades ago 😉
chat, when ashlanmds
first half of 2024, as you probably already know
ty
They seem to ask once every day. 


good morning everyone 😄
Democracy is needed in Valheim

hello lovely ppl! 
Tired huh?
It do be 3:30
am?
mhm
ouch
I gotta leave for work in a little over 1.5 hours
Have a good work day Hyper-chaaaan
Yesterday was a sad day, today will likely be a sadder day
Why?
||sadder/satur day|| 😉
for once i got the english joke XD
.
When people are in the voice channels and it shows a "live" symbol, does that mean they're also streaming?
Well now that I’ve graduated I get a bit more time to rest and play more games
Yep, dunno why multiple people stream in the same channel usually but eh 😄
Look at me. I build thingies.
That's fine, but if you see someone already streaming and you join and start streaming too... I dunno, feels a bit rude to me 😄
I guess it could be just taking a different perspective for a build if they’re playing in the same world otherwise I can kinda see how it could be rude
Heh, always wondered about that. Wasn't sure if it meant they were all monologuing at once, but was too afraid to join and possibly interrupt.
Nah but sometimes I see like 5 people and they're ALL streaming at the same time 😄 makes me wonder who's watching
If you see me or @umbral fog feel free to join ^^
This is general chat where we discuss flowers and make deer noises, you could get better help in #valheim-help or #steam-bugs-discussion 😄
ok thank you😂
?ashlands
?first half of 2024
*makes deer noise
ashes to ashes 😄 moin everyone 😄
somehow there is a hype right now, i think it's great, please remember: Ashland's date is not fixed yet and nobody has said anything. It's all just rumours 😉
Moin!
I've been hypeing valheim for years, it's good for me 🙂
Hype never stops for me 
Is there any mod to lower the difficulty?
Probably, but using the in-game difficulty sliders is probably easier.
world modifiers not enough for the job?
mods aren't officially supported, yet
yoooo
devs have stated it's something they might look at when the game reaches 1.0
Got it.
The game is under development and a lot of mods break every time a patch is released. It's easy to mod the game as it is now, but making it more "visible" will just make more people frustrated when their mods break.
Mods may be officially supported when the game isfinished but honestly I don't see any point since it's easy to use mods as it is and with development fbished they'll stop breaking.
I do see the use of the workshop for more streamlined in-steam modding, though.
well if they did choose fully supporting, they could add some into the game, gives them options, but the rest i agree
the mods they added for Skyrim are really good, folk spent a long time making them as it looks and they really enhance the game and don't take anything away imo, which is the formula you want to be hitting
Hi guys... and ladies. And words or rumors about ashlands release yet?😄
Only promises are first half this year, and there will be a beta test period
Will the bose have more hp in multplayer ?
Slightly, yes. But multiple players in general still make it easier.
Yes: first half 2024
yes they have
here is a msg thrown right hre & i'll sureely never come back : valheim goooodness nice super game 🏔️
Do I wait for Ashlands or start a fresh run now?
That is for you to decide. Do you want to play now? If so, play.
Like pegster said you can do whichever. By the time your done in the mistlands, ashlands will DEF be out.
No.
(i was just about to ask that)
Also we are over 1/4 of the way into the year
is there a date when they release release date?
No we're not, we're just halfway through March.
I question your grammar
What do you mean "we"
The broadest possible we, as in everyone.
Nvm i misunderstood who you were replying to
imma take your word for it, I will finish mistlands in one day 😤
What's the farthest you've gone?
mistlands
Mistlands, one of the more confusing biomes
I cleared it before my group killed Yagulth
No
that is a bold statement... especially with almost no info to base it on...
I feel pretty giggy with it. Valheim takes like late double digit hours to beat, can easily take weeks/months with part time playing if one has a job or a live in any sort of way what so ever.
Saying "done with mistlands" implies your starting from scratch, DISCLAIMER
indeed it CAN take a long time, but the thing is it doesent have to, and you said "...ashlands will DEF be out." and again, with nearly 0 info to base it on
🤦♂️
How is that relevant? I see this philo theory tossed around all the time and I'm beginning to think people don't really know what it means
no clue. but It's gone now
which channel do i use here to find people to play with?
Smiffe, I hope you’re having a good day 👍 thanks for being a cool guy!
2319! we have a Smiffe wannabe. 2319!!
If you are Smiffe identify with the special code... 
That’s it, just hope you’re having a good one is all 
It was a ||compliment||
Lol you know when someone randomly compliments you and your next thought it “alright, what do they want from me
“
That’s not the case here lol
it's absolutely always the case
how do i get a group to play with the lfg channel is dry and im new to valheim i havent even played a game yet
I wonder how many people will even get this
Ask your friends to play with you or wait for replies from servers and lfg channel 😄
3
Seems high
🇲
I don’t know if I’ll ever figure that out
Wasowski was my first thought but he’s not square
He a 🟢
Dang, you’re right 😂
You had one job
How is everyone doing

Heyo all \o/ Happy almost St Patty's Day :D
Ooh, St patty's day
I know we're big on the spring blossoms rn but having the chat filled with clovers would be fun
what have you done...
Im going to create Malevelon Creek in Valheim
Not sure if its been asked before or not, but is Mass crafting every going to be a thing? I hate waiting to cook my food individually lol.
I wouldn't have thought so.
Dangit. Would be such a nice slice of life add.
Eh, automation isn't a thing the devs are keen on.
That's fair. I know they have a bunch of other stuff that takes priority over little cosmetic adds lol
doesn't take that long to craft from what I remembered, right?
Not really, no. I'm just a little impatient lol.
It’s annoying when your bulk crafting food
My soon to be carpel-tunnel would appreciate it. 🙏
You can craft x5 bronze. But yes, when bulk crafting it would make is much easier. By no means is it the end of world or anything
loud cooking complete sound loud cooking complete sound loud cooking complete sound loud cooking complete sound
I'd say if carpal tunnel was an issue you're probably crafting more than you need.
Just runs in the family
You could use a mod that allows you to cook in bulk.
I just use devhax to craft in quantity, then throw the ingredients in the water.
if anyone is having a rough day, just keep in mind there are 50 new building pieces on the way
Morning everyone 😄
haven't slept 😪
🤣
Agree I don’t think they want this type of automation in the game and I agree, but I think there is a happy medium here. If anyone’s played medieval dynasty they have a real nice mechanic there. You can change the settings to enable bulk crafting, but all it does is spend one animation/sound for a longer duration than a single item. Nice balance where it doesn’t feel automatic but cuts down on a lot of clicky grind
Get some friends in and have a big cook up
I luv me some cook ups don’t get me wrong


There any bubbling hints as to when Ashlands may be comming ? Any reliable speculation?
Speculation is a no-no, date is still first half of 2024.
pity
The group of some 10 people that were going to play it together with me is dwindling and won't be coming back.
Never as fun
have some 3k hours on the game and2k of that was solo
I just enjoy it more when there is a community of players building up a village together, going on expeditions, organisating who does what and then having group fights on bosses
Nothing wrong with taking a break until Ashlands, it's not an mmo
True, but anyone who ever played D&D knows how hard it is to schedule a group of people who have real lives to play together
I play DnD, but I also know when to take breaks
does baldurs gate 3 have any correlation to DnD?
I never realised it comes with nitro, and says it might help with streams/voice so might as well
I've heard it uses a lot of the DnD mechanics
I've now gotten stuck inside a petrified skull (mistlands)...
how to get out I wonder
Rip and tear
don't have the right pickaxe 
I mean, yes 🙂
I could easily teleport out with console but eh
maybe you could ask someone to help who has the right pickaxe
if you've played bg3 would you say it's very faithful to DnD or mildly faithful
that was quick
BG3 is very gamified version of D&D to accomodate for a video game style
There are missing spells and extra mehanics to make it more viable and playable as a video game, but the basics such as action+bonuss action+movement per turn is there
Things like jumping is very gamified, no DM will ever allow you to jumps as you do in the game
oh yeah i can't imagine how much more difficult it would be to not be able to jump
but at the same time that jumping does feel very unnatural and op at times
As much as I love BG3, it does annoy me the Larian style of only giving you 1 "large" location as your playground, sure its a fun playground but it limits the feeling of actual exploration of a large world map and immersion that a tabletop game has a potential of giving you. Why I'll have to admit, I prefer the Owlcats Pathfinder games
If you haven't played them I strongly recommend the Pathfinder Wrath Of The Righteous.
compared to DnD its like 93% there.
BG3 is DnD
Hey everyone I'm looking for playing with someone I have nobody play with
#1024264966712340510 might help ^^
Thx
Does anyone want to help me and my friend beat bonemass? We have been trying at least 8 times now.
You can try lowering the difficulty? 😄
if not, I could help ^^
Ok thx
Hello anyone here playing or want to play Myth of Empires? DM me If You wanna join our guild on pvp server.
Did you come into a game forum and ask if people want to play another game?! Is Myth of Empires too poor to have a Discord server?
Lol I initially thought it was some valheim qol server or something
Last time I checked, it's one of those games where an active playerbase is actually important somehow...
But is also one of those games where there are so many issues that you expect it will be abandoned by the devs bc it's just not worth maintaining anymore
It's definitely just a whole ass different game
There should be a "wrong server" emoji
Lmfao nah it shouldn't have been posted at all imo
At first glance that games looks like a low quality soulless survival game 😬
Yall, no need to bash on the game ^^ wrong server for that yeah, but still, no need to be so aggressive either
Lmao no need to police a genuine opinion 🙂
Dang I looked it up and it's pricey too
So nothing more specific yet
Nope, not yet.
Ty
Tell ‘em!
I did!
ummmm
🤔
Just report, don't engage ^^
ah yes I've always been waiting to find this here
⏱️
It's sunday it's ok
👀
ty
welcome 🙂
yeh this feature is very good in that game, creating items as a batch would save on clickety clicking
@0:40
hey guys I'm new to kind of stuff, I really been wanting to join people and have fun but public servers aren't a thing on Xbox, anyone have a server I can join?
have a look in #1024264966712340510
thank you, I'll take a gander
hi.
Hey.. I'm new to Valheim and have 0 people to play with so, if anyone is in the same boat, hit me up.
read three messages up
I did, still wanted to write here too.
Which you shouldn't do
Is it really that much of an issue? Not exactly a warm welcome..
just keep things to the appropriate channels
i mean, there is different channels for a reason 😄 but welcome here, we hope you will enjoy your stay and i would make a suggestion that you go through the game at least once on your own as it is primarly single player game 😄
if everyone asked about help, people to play with, etc etc in the same channel it'd just be a mess
Cut new people some slack bro😭
Real.
Even true
now, for another point, there's also a rule about all of you backseat moderating
I'm sure you'd cope, Larsi. We're just adults wanting to play games with others, no bad vibes or desire to create mess here! Have a good evening!
of course, and you'll find people in #1024264966712340510 as i said 🙂
Anyone else trying to see Godzilla this month? 🎉
Should be easy to see if he's in the vicinity, he's pretty big.
Haha you’d be surprised on how often he sneaks up on people 😂
Welcome and hope you find some folk to play with! You can also hangout with us in voice channels where we stream and play together often ^^
I'm gonna be real, this entire interaction has not made me feel welcome in the slightest, Larsi. I don't think you need to impose your 'helper' abilities on others so harshly. Please be kinder to people, especially if you are in a 'helper' position, which.. is not moderator from what I can see. I'm not going to reply further, and I hope to have a better interaction with you in the future. Take care! 🫧
This sounds great, I'm a bit shy sometimes but we all start somewhere!
For sure!
Guy's just doing his job, and he never even did it in any harsh way so idk where this came from
Yeah, all i was doing was reminding them of the message right above, then informing why it is we keep different things separated. But like Dia I'll leave it at this. Wasn't meant to be cross with anyone.
I've been googling pretty much everything so far, really annoyed at how hard deer are to shoot currently but I'm still getting used to using WASD keys as movement.
Crude bow is the worst, you just gotta get used to the angle of it and try not to get too close to them ^^ I had trouble getting used to the E key opening stuff, but now I can't shake it off even in other games 🥲
Oh that reminds me, is it normal for keys to sometimes not work?
what keys? just regular keybinds?
Mhm!
sometimes settings might be weird, resetting controls might work
even if you havent touched them specifically
I don't think I've seen that option, do you know where I could find it?
should be a button in the controls part of the settings
Will log in now and check!
reset to default or some kind of other wording
Sit doesn’t work if you’re moving when you click it
the crude bow has an extreme arrow drop compared to the later upgraded bows -- it's generally so bad I skip it altogether. there are many other ways to kill deer as well ||sneaking up and punching them in the butt, dagger power attack, throwing a spear, sprinting at them full speed, etc.||
That last one is usually me after a failed sneak attack 🤣
Ah another victim to the wrong channel mob

what the sigma
It's cumulative
Each one after gets it worse 
Same with when an innocent person asks when is Ashlands

lol
Speaking of bows, is huntsman worth it? I feel the fine wood is really good
It's quite good, and also makes a lot less noise so it's far easier to continue sneaking whilst using
A favored loadout of mine is full trollhide + huntsman for sneaky playthroughs
one stat that is "hidden" in each bow
the better the bow, the faster it shoots and the more true the aim will be to the crosshair
(0__0)
As in, the faster the projectile speed. Draw speed is still the same, and based on your skill.
Cool, I'll try it out. Thanks!
Huntsman is probably the biggest jump, because you get pinpoint side to side accuracy. If you're good at anticipating shot falloff, all bows are pretty much equal in accuracy at that point.
The area which bows/arrows alert enemies in is a hidden stat of the bows too. But it's the same for all bows except huntsman
smiffe should sitting be considered slealth?
how is crouching more stealthy than sitting ??
hmm I'd say depends on your cape. When you sneak most the area of your body that is visible to the naked eye is covered by your cape, so if you have camouflaging cape it would be more stealthy than sitting where you see more of your chest
But when are you going to sit if you need to get an angle
so i bought valheim a week go
and its a top ten game ive ever played
The mods have made me get lost in it truly thank you valheim
so when is the next big update, like is ashlands donne and the snow boime? i havent played since relase uop to mist
By the end of June.
Nicee broo
good morning sweden 🍕🍍🧅
I think ive decided to sleep in the car today to wait out the traffic
Two things can happen
- Traffic clears out and it turns into a nice 30 min drive
- Traffic triples and I get home in 180 mins
- you are woken up by a trafic cop and get fined 😱
No you dingus, I wouldn't be asleep while driving in traffic 🤨
I'll park in basement and just sleep until traffic clears
ooh clever
some are clever, some are dingus, it's the circle of life
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What other version is there aside from the original 
Original version is shit version 
apologies, wrong chat
wrong discord? 😄
yeahhhh. had it selected to listen and commented elsewhere. comment replied to here
Morning gjall.
hop on valheim guys
But I am already 😢
open Valheim in your 2nd computer
I bought a second phone the other day, does that count?
sure
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wow!
I've raised the ground and made sure the whole area is spawn proof so I can just ignore them 😛
Gaming
Nuked
No longer gaming
IRL Fallout .
hi.
i saw a new ptr update, is this for the new ashlands update?
no ashlands in PTB
you will know when ashlands testing is out 😄
Today is not that day, tomorrow isn't looking good either.
wanna join someone for vanilla, but looks like everyone is sleeping :\
#1024264966712340510 Is the place to look for such, browse at your leisure or post something yourself.
yeah did that already
Then you'll need to have patience till people wake up.
that would defeat the purpose
Of what?
Someone might help if you post in #1024264966712340510 , but wraiths are tough. They are weak to fire, and pretty predictable with their attacks so they're not too hard to dodge roll through
I found the most memorable valheim moments are trying to get your stuff back from a biome you aren't prepared for. Like when my friends all died in the mountain and ran out of frost resist we just kept base walking into it with fires n beds til we finally got it all back
same xale lol
in such cases, they sent me on a mission, as the most experienced survivalist, with a portal in my backpack, and they sat and waited for me to install it and still died while they tried to get from it to their tombstones 😹
why do you put cat emojis to the end of your sentences 😼
I've been asking him that for weeks.
Why not 
because you did it too, I just wanted it 😸

🐈⬛
I see you 😺
Could someone with the power to do so take out the "TED" from my name?
Is it not your name?
No idea. The Public Test Beta is in progress, and they might have another round of it before release due to some issues identified, so likely not.
@tiny sand maybe a fixed PTB version of current one. Not Ashlands
people are going to whine about all the ash in the Ashlands just like they did about the mist in the Mistlands aren't they?
its possible 😄
we've defeated the ash monster can we get rid of the ash and turn it into meadows
No one knows
I think Smiffe already answered that one.
"maybe"
The new content stuff will make it to test eventually. Just have to be patient while they, hoe the way with a few other test builds.
When the time frame is anywhere between the start of the year and June, it's best to be as chill as the mountain biome.
I can't imagine being a game dev, always being rushed by people to finish things day in and day out
does anyone know what happens to the central standing stones in every world center when the major boss-adding updates drop (e.g. Mistlands last time, what happened)?
A new stone is added.
That's why you can't build within a decent radius of it, so there is room for it to update as needed.
Interesting. That is the reason we cant build on spawn?
Among others, but yes.
Cannot wait for an update I need to get back into Valheim
Hell or Hel?
One of them is ridiculously cold.
Hell can be fairly cold as well. It's not proper spring yet.
I've always wanted to visit Hell for the rallycross events.
I was there at a music festival once. Nice enough place.
The modding on this game..... is outstanding.
Mods discussion is at #mods-discussion , we like to keep things separate so people don't get bad info about what's in the base game 🙂
I mean, I would want to take a fast trip to Hel and go back safely :D
@wind shale worlds_local
I still keep things locally stored myself.
just watched a random ass youtube video on why everything turns to lead
and well now i know
not that i knew that was even a thing but now i do
and its not "everything" just every radioactive material turns into lead if given enough time
that may be the case but not for the radioactive stuff
do we know if content/info is going to be dropped at the GDC tomorrow?
Let's wait and see
Although it's the week another blog post would ( atleast should ) come out
I wouldn't imagine any content will drop.
maybe not content drop, more like dates on content (ashlands) would drop
but all that makes sense
No, the date is first half of 2024.
I reckon we'll find out what they say tomorrow... tomorrow.
profound
now thats a hot take
Tangentially related - I've been taking a long break from plying. Haven't touched the game since I finished the plains biome before Mistlands release. Wondering if there's a good reason to wait until Ashlands is out. Is it a fair assumption that I'll need to start a new world when that's released, or will the new biome update load into a new world created now?
Afaik itl be the same as the mistlands... Unexplored regions will update but even exploring nearby areas will prevent that area from updating
There's no reason to make a new world for Ashlands unless you've explored a large part of Ashlands on an old world.
Same as any previous update.
Thanks. Also not having played the previous mistlands update, I wasn't sure exactly how that was designed to work
Any area a player hasn't been near hasn't actually been made yet, so it'll be made however the game wants to make it when the player gets there.
The game generates terrain and stuff as players explore (from a pre-set blueprint, but that blueprint can be changed when new things need to get into it - this is why loading a world takes longer after an update that changes the world generation, since it has to re-make the blueprint to fit in the new things).
Ashlands (and Mistlands) areas that have already been generated won't get the new stuff, so some players have old versions of Mistlands in their worlds, but as long as you don't explore a lot of current Ashlands/Deep North it should be fine.
nothing will drop tomorrow
@snow forge @marsh sentinel etc etc etc
it is a thing yes..
"I can get this done in 3 hours"
3 weeks later
Is there any more blogpost updates underway before the release? Or will the next one basically be announcing it
That's why "underpromise, overdeliver" is a thing
yes and no
😄
The best news is here, join the appropriate roles in id:customize if you want to get notified of beta releases and such. There will be a beta before mainline release of Ashlands.
you won't get the release / release day etc etc in a blog post
that would be super boring
I don't understand how people just ask a sensible question and expect they will get the answer they want...
Like, thousands have tried the same, do they really think they're special and above all those others to the point that in their heads it will be different?
I'm sure you must be extremely selective with the DMs, I wouldn't have the same patience at all
I'm no.1 in dms - no wait times
Three A4 pages worth of blog post stuff and then as a PS at the end "oh, and Ashlands is out now".
You really should pull a Steve Jobs style "Oh, and one more thing" type reveal when the time does come 😛 That'd be hilarious.
"Rushed" by less than 0.1% of the players
Maybe a lot less considering they're in the millions 🤔
Plus, asking "is Ashlands out?" Isn't rushing 
the beacons will be lit
I couldn't imagine having even a passing interest in Valheim and somehow missing the release of a new biome. It'll be EVERYWHERE.

