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Ok, to be clear "snow yeti" is redundant.
Unless you're American. I imagine there's probably yetis at Walmart (based on the Walmart viral videos I've seen).
wasn't there a car model called "yeti"?
Was it a Skoda?
Google!
Oh yeh, it's basically a Czech Subaru Forester.
@umbral fog
and only elderly ppl drove it. you instantly knew you have to be patient and expect everything if that car was in front of you. and you knew not to park beside it.
yes?
czech was mentioned
where's a coffee time gif when you need it
Are you a Czech mate?
It's Ramadan anyway
No coffee either
NOOO don't ruin it
I love that Ram Jam song about Ramadan.
Spiderbait did a great cover.
Blues 
I can be extra blasphemous and remove the "f o" that way it looks like you reacted "rum" to yourself
It was my back up
I'm two steps ahead
i am 😄
yeah, but cars 😄 i dont do cars
i think it was a chess joke
only *after * i said it
🥳
😌 who knows
I can only have it in 4 hours
Thank you 🫶
PeanuT Butter
i haven't been active in a while.. what's up with all the flowers in people's name? 😂
Spring Is coming 😄
that it is
🌸
I would argue that autumn is coming.
Swedish game, Swedish time
Would you expect southern hemisphere people celebrate Christmas in July?
I don't expect anything, ever
Autumn it is, then.
Weird way to spell spring honestly
26 degrees celcius and 59% humidity around 2pm today. 9:41 pm rn at 21 degrees celcius rn and while the humidty is 83% It is for sure consideriably cooler
Heat, sun and humidity are a deadly trifactor
Oh it is, also winter is coming just a bit later than spring 😄
Anything but summer
what subject said
i'd like to live where's autumn all year around
Hate that time of the year, and i love it since i have holidays, but still hate it cause too hot
Depends on geographic location
some Autumns can be worse than winter 
why's that?
Some Autumns (geographically) means rain, and some bitter cold winds
atleast in my experience
just like how spring days in Australia are essentially Summer right off the bat
most thing i love about autumn is the fog. when you don't see the neighbourhood anymore and it seems like you're alone. feels like peace every time.
So mistlands
1 Iron ingot makes 10 nails right?
in a crypt so can't check easily 😛
Cheers big ears
If only there was an online repository of information about the game including all recipes.

"U go sl3ep"
It's barely 11 am for them Brits.
wait, He's British?
Yes.
TIL
Where did you think I was from?
Derek's residence is a subject of Subject's curiosity
D:
Yes sirrrr yes sirrrr
The seekers will fall to the might of the Emperor
First time seeing Prime in our country
Smiffe and others hoard them.
sht is 5euro🤣🤣
Not even the Spanish inquisition?
He already did post one bless his heart
Hooray but also ew.
Seeing ted under that reminds me of one of their weapons, namely surprise.
Time for really important questions guys..
Shoot
Now sleep until food time
Time skip ⏩
The answer is 42.
If you had to live in valheim, who would you invite to the prom?
Graydwarf brute, easily, always
Not a DAMN FULING
i'd invite a greyling
And why?
That is sweet
Morning y'all
Hola
My personal choice is the abomination, her dance moves obviously
Did you just gain another flower
A troll, I'm don't like proms and if they make me go I'm trolling them all.
Troll gaming
2 I think.
🥺
Don't get distracted, just turning into a flower bed, nothing special
My byad then
Takes a troll to prom but he refuses to put down the stick
As long as it aren't daisies you'd be pushing up, making you and ex-representative all is good.
question for a dev. did the unity price change effect you?
these flowers bruh
Me too is anyone have a new server i can join?
Do u wanna play with me
Yeah sure
Are u on Xbox?
Nope steam
How do I invite u cause I’m on Xbox
New player here looking for a server
Yep
Maybe find the world name in valheim
well, inviting him would require you to starta server with crossplay on and sending him a invite code witha a password
What’s an invite code?
if you enable crossplay when startinga server and entera game, and go to the pause menu youl seea code
that code is needed to play with others on different platforms
K
he also needsa password to log in to your server with
Can you create a world ill join you
How you add flowers to yours nicks?
a dev aka Smiffe or a helper did it for us
K I got it
ask one of them but i dunno who maybe a mod if you see one active
dont do that
DM him
and change your password now as well
Oh ok
cause you just put your password for 32k people
Anyone
pls delete that
Yes dm us ill join
do delete that please that is private info not meant for 30 thousand people to know
stop apologizing and delete it lol
and change your password as well
Delete the message itself lmao
ok good enoguh i guess if the password is changed
although i hope you thought up that password right now and dont use it for anything else
@tardy vale We have a new disciple to the church of spring, work your magic please.
who? where?
You beat me to it.
I was typing that and when I posted the name already had the flowers.
that was magic 😁
Smiffe the magician!
I changed his name a while ago
For me it still showed with no flowers till I posted the new disciple thing.
Discord being weird.
you're on phone?
That was on phone yeah.
Oh... now I'm flowered too
Weird, shows no flowers on his name for me too
mobile gang
Push notification: The ground is shaking
You point your camera out the window and there's a troll outside
Hey all, sunk about 30 hours maybe into Valheim so far, looking for some people to play with. Any idea on the best channel to ask in?
Glad you’re enjoying the game, have fun!
GFN works on mobile.
And Steam Deck of course.
What’s GFN anyway?
GeForce Now.
Game steaming service, and a pretty good one. I used to use it before I got my pc
also
Hi Hyper 👋

Hi Hyper-chaaaaaan
hallloooo
Lfg anyone on
You'd punch mornings if you could, no?
🤜 🌄
Good morning. Another day waiting for a Ashlands release date.
There's a new beta out today with lots of core fixes that's laying the groundwork for Ashlands content. Hopefully it'll be soon 😉
I die a lot in this game lol
Oooooh - core fixes?
Like what????
You are not alone in this.
Some of the weird knockback bugs, Unity version update, lots of little things
I’ve been away from my pc for a while so I have mg had the chance to do anything on Valheim
Go check #public-test-patchnotes to see the full list
Where do I get access to this channel? 😂
Do I even want access to this if it has spoilers?
🤔 🤔 🤔
You can go to id:customize and get yourself into any channels or roles you want 🙂
There won't be any spoilers on this patch as it's all bugfixes, but going forwards, yes, you'll see Ashlands first.
The damn skeletons keep killing me
Do you have a shield? They don't like fire or clubs, that might help. Make sure you've got good food, too.
I literally just started. I have nothing
Did you see the bird when you went into the Black Forest? He should have warned you to stay away. You should be running away from skeletons now, stay in the Meadows and build up your gear.
lol yea I definitely ran thru all that lol
Oh wait I’m still in the meadows
Ok, then you just go unlucky and found a single skeleton at night? I believe the bird also told you that it's dangerous at night... best to make a shack and a bed and sleep through the night when starting out.
Ok
Valheim is a brutal exploration and survival game, after all. 😁
Just forget about conventional RPG leveling mechanics in this game. They don't apply aside from gear.
His name is Hugin, he's a Raven, and he is significantly more than just "a bird". 😛
Oh, come on, he's just a bird that happened to be able to speak and know everything about the world
Nothing crazy
Biggest mechanic to be aware of is that food is functional, it's not just to keep from starving. You can't starve in Valheim 😉 But food is how you get more health and stamina, and better food gives you more of each, so it's good to focus on making better food where you can.
OK will do. I’m currently trying to build a wall and roof over my workbench.
You are what you eat in this game, hehe
...and yet, we still can't craft mead (Edit: I mean useful mead - i.e. health/stam/eitr)
Not just this world. Huginn and Muninn are Odin's messengers for the whole 10 realms.
...healing meads?
Yeh, my bad, I edited for clarification.
you can craft healing meads and stamina meads and stamina quick regen meads though?
I want a liquid lunch!
isnt that a muckshake though?
-_-
thats a liquid lunch
it has... ooze and... hmm what else ? thistle? i honestly cant remember what it has in it anymore apart from ooze
So what? Still not a big deal. I'm pretty sure there are lots of similar birds in european forests, just we don't know they are.
What? I'm pretty sure there aren't.
ive lost track of this convo
Wait, we've almost found it
The intelligence of all European birds has been catalogued using a simple AAARRHHH-Q test. Hugin and Munin are like the Einstein and Newton of birds.
Were Einstein and Newton brothers tho?
I doubt
I have, most fly away, some go kakaaw.
"Like", not "Equivilent".
I'm not sure why we're comparing mythological beasts with Earth based animals.
No i asked about it independantly from our conversation..
You replied to me!
🙄
Why would Einstein and Newton be brothers?
The birds that speak words, are they brothers?
i think so?
No-one knows. Neither Edda refers to them as such.
I mean, there's only like 160 odd years between one's death and the other's birth. 😛
Whether Valheim canon is different is also unknown at this time.
What do I have to I’m trying to add to an already built hut.
Brothers in arms at least
Brothers in wings.
Giants on whom's shoulders we stand.
Or are you hinting they were more than just brothers?
I'm sure you can find some other conspiracy Discord to post this on instead.
conspiracy?
While this is general chat, this is not a place for political discussions
If you don't have the conviction to back up your post (and not delete it), just stop. Take the hint from the deletion.
I deleted it. It is not appropriate for this server.
Oh my bad. Ok.
I think Einstein was generally stronger in everything, Newton had a glass jaw
That's why Einstein died later
Einstein died relatively late.
I mean, we already have some evidence of how Newton and Einstein's battle would go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIWPCXqma_w&ab_channel=PhilCrest
Was it general or special relatively?
I hate myself for laughing at that.
It's generally considered late but for him it was a special occasion.
For the coroner it was a Tuesday.
So they were special relatives
Speaking of special...
Monday, actually.
Yeah, I just did the maths. So close!
Perhaps the coroner had been extremely motionless and had moved into the future already.
poof
Guardians of the Galaxy has taught me that being motionless makes you invisible.
Yes, the coroner stayed still while Einstein was dying at the speed of light for some time
Wait... so immortality is moving away from the coroner at the speed of light?!
I'm too sober for this nonsense.
No, it's just a way of postponing your funerals for one day
Jurassic Park did it first 😛
Tyrannosaurus Drax? 😛
Nobody, move, a muscle.
sneeze
T-Rex uses: "Rawr!!"
Glorious Moose uses: "modern bacterial infection". Winner!
Wtf did i wake up to
The other channels aren't much better right now.
I've just been accused of being American!
Everyone's all hopped up because of the new PTB release 😛
Except that I don't see any of the actually doing any testing.
no they didnt 😱
Confirmed as*
I figure people just got pinged so came her to BS, and they aren't actually testing
A sparse bedroom with a mattress on the floor and yesterday's clothes strewn about the place?
lol good. I was projecting, ignore me.
Make sure you lift your mattress off the floor to air out, you don't want mold under there 😉
One deepnorth
Many dupenerth
They tuk muh derpnerth!

So I bought some goat milk caramel the other day from a farmers market, and wow I am a huge fan!
I always knew you weren't actually a dog
TooMuchGoat, I actually kinda like that 😅
it was a fan joke
Whoops, that went right over my head 🙃
could anyone help me retrieve my loot its stuck in the crypts with 2 arrows draugrs covering it
You should check in #1024264966712340510 The BRS (Body Recovery Squad) posting is a good place to start
hello
Hehe. No, I just wanted to react with something smelly. It's a solid update from my very minimal look.
can anyone help me quickly in regards to getting admin commands
I'm playing on a server with my friend and only he can use the admin commands in the console
That's how it works. Only the host can use admin commands.
I have console enabled and im on the admin list
Ideally I'd like to build in creative mode, it's hosted on their pc
Yeah, that's not an option unfortunately. The host is the only one that can use devcommands like that.
if we make it a dedicated server can we do it?
No, that's even less possible. The only reason it works for them is because they're playing the game directly.
Yeah, sorry to be the bearer of bad news 🙂
there's a mod for that
how to fix failed to connect
opened ports ?like port listed and +1
👀
There could be a ton of different things, and it depends a lot on how and what you're trying to connect to. Short list would be making sure you have the server address right and you and the server host don't have firewalls preventing communication.
Probably best to ask for help in #valheim-help though
pls elaborate? I tried bepinex + sktoolbox but couldn't get them to work in singleplayer
there's just been a huge update, i'm not sure what state mods are in rn, but server devcommands was one
oh really was that recently?
Sorry for being ignorant I haven't touched this game in years
today
right hahaha 😄
i don't use mods myself check the mod channels #mods-issues / #mods-discussion
thank you
Well, today's update is a PTB, so it's not out to everyone, but it likely will be soon, and that will break many/most mods.
So hyped for ashlands
I wan like a very cool bossfight
And target lock cuz gawww damn!!!
Target lock for what?
What?! Is it coming out soon?
For enemies
Hopefully. They're aiming for full release in first half this year, so within about the next 3 months.
It wouldn't do anything useful tho
Target lock like Zelda style so you can use your controller to aim better or something?
Is it on ptb?
No. Current PTB is an engine upgrade along with a bunch of bugfixes, laying the groundwork for Ashlands. Gotta make sure the rest works before introducing new stuff.
🫨🫨🫨🫨Ashlands hype intensifies dramatically 🫨🫨🫨🫨
McDonald's no salt meta
Why do you think Smiffe writes that
because I am a community manager? 🫣
and I am prone to missspell alot 😄
but where?
You say that others write the blogs tho?
not everyone knows who does *what on the team 🥲
<-- I don't write those posts
..who does what you mean, otherwise.. 🥲
^ point proven 🫣
but where is the error 🤔
or is it a "american time-date-system" joke atempt?
says 2023? unless im missing something
october uh 4th
October 3 I see 🤔
I wouldn't worry, half the group seem convinced there's a June 31st.
How dare you..
and then June 32nd?
good question and I shall ask that tomorrow when my collegue is back 🙂
as far as i can tell it was posted today. BUT there is another support page labeled on 08/03/24 (american time- the correct time)
which is the new support page welcome statement
so maybe copy/paste and didnt think about the date 😛
The time used by 99% of the world is the correct time.
yyyy-mm-dd should be a global standard istg
Zero chance of confusion
Unfortunately dd-mm-yyyy isn't foolproof~
There's a reason that it's the ISO standard 😉
day first is terrible for sorting.
But I also don't support the idea of there being a one size fits all solution all the time.
From now on every date will be represented solely in Unix seconds.
Ashlands will be released sometime before 1719792000.
Even better, that time will also be represented in binary.
when can we expect the new major update? is it not known?
I just said when
American football scenario.
The team that wins becomes world champion... In a sport only they play in the entire world
Murica
don't say that next they'll be claiming champions of the galaxy
Internet
SUBJECT TO SLOW
when ashlands
We have more guns tho so 🤷🏻♂️
Let's not go down that route of conversation
DST is stupid anyway
And equivalents. On that we can agree.
sorr.y you don't 😄
I’m not going to touch that
Smiffe...
I was mostly being sarcastic just for the record
Hiii all I just joined and was looking for people who wanted to play I’ve only gotten to the second boss but ended up dying so I started fresh and decided to look for help ❤️
Should be able to find other willing players in the #1024264966712340510 channel 
Ty
Same
sweden has most guns per human in the world aperantly 🥲
3rd time's the charm
pfft
Subject banning Smiffe could work as the catalyst for the Valheim Discord Server Civil War
I simply cannot
A hack and a civil war in the span of two months
nor would not
But as mentioned in Epic: The Circe saga, "there are other ways of persuasion"
(Is talking about guns a forbidden topic? 😅) My friend from Texas was wondering…
technically yes
Respect Discord
Do not organize, promote, or engage in any illegal or dangerous behavior, such as sexual solicitation, human trafficking, and selling or facilitating the sale of prohibited or potentially dangerous goods (firearms, ammunition, drugs, and controlled substances).
And here's Smiffe encouraging it
I just want everyone to know that water is wet
(which isn't actually true)
But one thing is to talk about something and another about encouraging it. As in, telling someone that said topic is ok
I'm planning on having my shotgun sealed. This is the opposite of facilitating dangerous goods. :p
You've also got controversial topics over all
which is a loose but wide term in itself
My friend ordered a pizza tonight with not only pineapple on it, but also coriander.
the net is as big as the mods decide at the time xD
Yum!
I mean, it's nice to eat food and soap at the same time, I guess, but I prefer to do my tooth brushing after I eat.
Roundabout way of saying "You're entitled to your wrong opinion" and I love it
Ah, you're one of those. Then fair enough.
That sucks.
I don't mind pineapple on a pizza at all - grilled pineapple is super tasty. Coriander, on the other hand? get rekt.
Yes, he knows what I mean.
Just had pineapple on a burger this evening, it was pretty good actually.
Pineapple is one of my favourite things to barbecue.
Subject respectfully withdraws from this conversation
People mind my ketchup on pizza more :(( it’s rlly good
did steam crash?
yeah. I was kicked out of a game I was playing and steam cloud was down 😦
mead started fermenting
i can only hope this will be done before ashlands 🦭🚿
😬
Dont worry your mead will be ready long before 2040
Thats when ashland comes
What's ashlands?
7th biome in progression that's being developed and will be released within first half of 2024
You before the wife gets home?
hi
one of us! one of us! USA! USA! 😛
Good morning everyone 😄
Morning gjall!
Nice gif.


Mleeuurgh!
Awoe! Oew oew oew!

It's too early for you Hyperchan
i know
Aren't you early, did the cock(erel) wake you up too soon and did it get punched out.
today's my first day at my new job, and if i go back to sleep I'll end up sleeping too late.
my work starts at 5, it's currently 2
i'll absolutely sleep too late at this point
Aw 🫂
so now I just have to stay awake, powered by Dr. Pepper and self hatred XD

Hey you have three hours to kill, you have time for some self love.

I probably won't be here tomorrow got more testing for ADHD and ASS to get through.
go sleep old man
Stay!
Drink more Dr. Pepper
Peckish Peevish with the wisdoms.
Still gotta be careful with how much I drink. I do have a caffeine intolerance. too much will make me physically sick
@devout trout Woke up before he needs, to go go.
With all the Dr. Pepper he'll be a little Jitterbug.
Grab a small snack thatll help you
You know he was born 20 years after that song
Wake me up before you gogo
Yes!
Jitterbug is the actual name
The cover by seether is 10/10
I grew up on older music, mainly classic rock. I may be a full time metalhead now, but one of my top favorite bands is still Styx
I have my dad to thank lol
"Talking about Dr. Pepper and Self Hatred" - Discord 
HAHAHA
I have listened to the video and watched the song it now lives free in my head
I grew up on my dads old music too but that's... Even older
Lmao
Discord picking up the most random things and sending me notifications, I don't even hate them. They're funny half the time.
OHH I JUST REALIZED its that wake me up song from those edits that gets cut off and turns sad
Kids and their tiktoks smh
Tiktok 🤮
I grew up with, Bob Marley, UB40, The Dire Straits and classical music.
I'm a Polyjamorous, I love a whole lot of different music genres.
@tough aspen (and any others) want to hop in vc and keep me company to help me stay awake?
Yesh
Heey i said edits 😔 i never said tiktok
runs to the corner crying
I'm sorry honey 🫂
It's also *everything's 😛
Bwahahaha.
however... the other day i lured a stone golem into the swamp. wanted him to meet an abomination. but instead of that we met a troll there. and that was, when i learned that they don't fight each other 😅
Baby I can out-grammar you any day. ^_^
I was actually typing about the tests I've got to go do tomorrow but since you called me out I couldn't resist quoting Carly Simon.
You are also better at punctuation and you don't shout.
seems you're having a rough day, Alexander. hope it'll get better 🫂
I think you are greater than him.
Lore the Great.
Fixed that for you: I'm not always sure you can hear me from the great hall.
At least he was humble.
It's manner. I don't have a manor, I live in a rather humble home, with not that much of a yard.
I'm rich though, I've got a loving family.
Go sleep it off and leave us in peace.
Do you know who I am?
gif is unrelated to the conversation
I got called to the printer, I'm at work and there are more important things than a random person on the net.
I didn't change my name to judge, I frequently get my name changed by other people, it's a developers shtick and some moderators dabble in it as well.
Eh hand to hand combat isn't my thing, if I have the choice I'll do the smart thing and use words or walk away.
You can talk all you want doesn't mean I have to listen, you have the freedom of speech, I have the freedom to ignore you.
Big assumption to make.
gif perms
reply
why do things fall through the boat in your game?
Poor Smiffe got subjected to angry bunny face stomp.
yes 🥲
I'm sure there'd be some in the #1024264966712340510 channel 
not sure how many though - given griefing and all

there must be something in the water today... the ppl at work also behave weirdly
Must be the shrooms or the weather.
look in #1024264966712340510 😄
Lot's of people have a server, go check in #1024264966712340510 browse at your leisure or post something yourself.
Correct, you have to ask permission in the posts that are made, else anyone can just hop in a server and destroy anything and take everything.
Someone will get in touch with you and if you are allowed to join they will give you the servers credentials.
It is late at night for a portion of people right now
What?
Sorry if i made u mad ig]
No need to be rude
Like yall wanna play valheim
don´t worry about it 😄 it was just someone trolling
you can make your own post in the servers channel and wait till someone responds 😄 it is the proper place to ask
OHHH
Thanks @rugged stag for slaying the troll.
ah still no one
Timezones are a thing
you may need to wait a bit unfortunately 😄
Give it time 😂
it's not an immediate reply forum unfortunately. When people wake up/are free you should receive some replies
no.

Beep beep
Imma deer
Beep Beep imma deer
Mleeuurg!
||https://twitter.com/Valheimgame/status/1767888086543823283||
spoiler warning
i like
seems rather specific, my 1st idea is that it's like a bubble of safety. outlined by green
Niiice, it's gonna help on ||making exteriors look more interesting||
||Same honestly, every time a game adds plantable/placeable vines, I get excited 😂|| Ashlands spoilers
guys... its 3 messages up... @radiant walrus @scenic wing
Finally: Literally playable valheim
Guess I’ll re-install Valheim now
You de-installed it? BLASPHEMY!
||I would never 😂||
Phew, you almost gave me a hearth-attack.
Remove his flowers 
Burn the heretic!
🔥🥲🔥
I need to finish my house and make a portal area… but I think I might want to find an island for the portals.
ALERT!
We found the fueling among us!!! 😂
Nobody knows how to spell fuling smdh
Never has that been so drastic measure and so funny at the same time 😂
Nope 😂
I just think of fuel and then add Ling to it 😋
At least it's a homophone, better than "furling"
At least he never runs out of torches
Portub island?
💡 Add a "fueling" character to the game that you can pay to keep your torches refilled
That would be great 😁
That's just a surtling
You mean suertling
You need to get a surtling and a fuling together and feed them coal, the offspring will be a fueling.
@hard iron 2 days ago we ate your brethren stuffed with marinated chicken, lettuce, tomatoes, carrot sticks, sliced pickles, cheese and a variety of sauces.
We killed seven of them and three others were spared and got to live another day.
oh do we have a new dev?
There's no pals in valheim.
palheim
Whomst?
Nope, Zoomie has been here a while now ^^
Que suerte!
Thought it was andicraft
Yall don't stalk enough and it shows
Yus, I think!
Let’s call them LGMs like in Toy Story 🤡
THE CLAW
Aight I'm off to go eat some Chinese, I'll see you all Friday probably.
Wo what's the deal with the voice channels. Is that just for anyone? I often see people in there and wonder if it's cool to just drop in
^2
Yeah, anyone can join, just be courteous.
Toss a glance at the rules and guidelines first then join ^_^ we hangout there all the time
Well, got robbed last night at our work site 🥲
Oh no 😦 u oki?
Yeah, it was just gear that was to be installed at this school we’re building- someone (not from our company) forgot to lock the door.
Ugh. Copper theft? Or was it tools as well?
They stole some amps for some local sound systems, unfortunately. It’s funny you mention tools though, my impact drill was stolen about a month ago- but that was kinda my fault because I left it on top of our job box 🤦♂️ but yeah, this time, the GC just didn’t do his part of locking the door, sooo it’s on them entirely. It is unfortunate that there are just so many thieves in construction sites.
But man, one time we had someone pee on our cable!! Like hundreds of feet of CAT cable!
For sure. That kind of stuff sounds a bit hard to fence, have you checked local pawnshops I presume? There are only so many ways to get money from that, especially with it being such specialized equipment.
hi chat
Not yet, but I might take a look. If I were to take a guess though, they’re probably going to use them for personal use. We’ve had speakers stolen before, and I can almost guarantee that they’re in someone’s backyard 😂
So glad I only terminate those on my own terms any more...
I definitely don’t envy the guys that sit in an IDF and terminate CAT for 8 hours 😂 it’s a really nice skill to have though. Especially if you want to plug in your devices directly to a router or something at home haha
For sure. I know 568B by heart 😛
Same, I’m confident that I will literally never forget that 😂
I think the most annoying part of my current house is I have a bunch of cat five terminations in the basement, but no idea where they go in the rest of the house. I have only found two outlets that I could terminate and use on the main level, none anywhere in the rest of the house but there are at least 10 cables down there in the patch panel.
I hate when I have to deal with ISPs and cable companies, they always want to run their own cables and I have to fight them to tell them to leave that alone and I will handle everything inside so that I know it is done right.
Oh jeez, spaghetti wiring 🤦♂️ maybe they used the previous cable as pull string? I understand that entirely though lol have you tried using a toner wand and tracing them? Might be more trouble than it’s worth haha
I’ve always thought about picking up residential work on the side, but I’ve never fully committed to it. Running cable and terminating and all that.
I'm sure most of the other ends are buried in the wall somewhere, possibly behind some panel blanks or something stupid like that. Hardest part about residential is that it's really hard to get access to properly run a lot of those things. You almost never have raceways or anything that you can use to go vertically through the house other than ventilation ducts. I have a toner and can trace them if I could even tell where I was looking, they all just disappear into the wall from the basement and I have no idea where I might look except behind the coax panels in the rest of the house and that has been an exercise in futility so far.
Yeah, thats probably my biggest reason for staying away from (and getting out of) residential, pathways are so unpredictable. There’s a lot of great tools in my kit for such things, but even fish tapes/glow rods/cable casters only get me so far.
Ah, yeah who knows where those cables end up then. And I can never bring myself to cut cable out, you just never know when you might need it 😅
Best part about commercial is that electricians often take care of pathways for me, makes it a heck of a lot easier for me lol.
Of course, relying on someone else always makes me a little on edge, but it is what it is.
For sure. New construction wouldn't be too bad, but doing any kind of retrofit work in residential is a pain in the ass. I did one house once, and I have no idea what I would've done if the attic was not so open and easily accessible. Maybe had to run conduit outside or something silly like that. Plus when you get to knocking holes and stuff you have to understand all the structural considerations, or at least the code around them.
My first career was a cable technician, and ohhhh boy I’ve probably been in thousands of attics- not even exaggerating. Luckily, I’m pretty well built for it. In all my time, I’ve only fallen through one attic 😂
Right, you have to be certain you don’t unintentionally damage something. Had a guy once drill through some sort of air-condition tubing or something? Depending on what kind of cable you’re using, you might be able to find an outdoor rated cable in most cases.
We did a retro job at a high school recently redoing their paging system, and yeah it was pretty rough. Retro jobs are like a whole different kind of job and work pace.
Had an attic once where the access was about 1.5’ tall, maybe? Had to army crawl through the entirely of the attic, on top of beams 🙃 I was covered in so much insulation… horrible experience.
are you sure that was still an attic?
is it an unattical question?
If it's the basement, then yes.
The nine games in its test suite, which were provided by Google's developer partners, all prioritize "open-ended interactions" and eschew "extreme violence" I see they aren't training the game on Draugr entrails farming techniques...
Or seen fuling villages be ripped to pieces
So is server okay now, last I heard it was hacked?
Yeah, things are fine. IG is back at the wheel 😉
i dont have ideas what i gonna do for fix error * failed to connect * I just wanna die. I want play to this game
oh that's cool

Valheim new crossbreeding programme xD
Enshrouded has a roadmap
Enshrouded also has "you can just place walls mid-air and they stay" unless they fixed that.
some juicy stuff on there as well
no game has a building system like Valheim tho
Ah but Minecraft gets a pass
Terraria has it too 😁
starbound as well
I hope Dune Awakening can live up to expectations. Or a new Valheim desert biome with stillsuit armor 😉
New biomes in general have been discarded, the ones present right now are the ones we will ever get.
And of all places a desert definitely doesn't fit the viking/norse theme
I think he’s saying he hopes Dune Awakening plays like Valheim, and features a desert biome 🙂
Plains is the closest we have to desert.
Valheim would never be that lame
if ppl want tatooine they should ask for a star wars world xD
Which seems like star wars outlaws will be
Hmm I’d say eyescream is the closest we have to a dessert…
OH, you said Desert!
when ashlands
hype points +1, question context points -1
i mean, there's lego......
Deep north is definitely a desert. Just not what people typically think of as one
As you say, you know full well what we mean.
As is Antartica / Arctic
still in first half of this year 😄
The year of survival keeps getting better and better. Cant wait for Ashlands to drop.
Thoughts out to anyone in northeast Kansas. That's one hell of a storm going on.
Several confirmed tornadoes
Ooft.
I'm watching the storm chasers live. It's NASTY out there. Wishing safety on all out there.
According to the chasers, there were city PA systems calling for evacuation
Is it really bad changing sleep schedule? I mean i could sleep after school and wake up late and just live like that. Y’all reckon it’s a bad thing?
Might work short term, but if you have anything that's not school or gaming to do it will be tough to manage 😉
Only for a month because I am fasting Ramadan and I have peace when it’s at night and I am just worried if it is killing my health but I can do it for a month with no worries?
It makes exceptions for health related reasons, no?
Depends on a few things, more importantly than most is age. If you're in your 20's, probably negligible.
Can aggrevate some underlying health issues; ask a doctor if you're worried.
Given I moved to graveyard shift after college and never left.
And yeah, 'keep busy or you'll go insane.'
As long as you feel decent you will probably be fine. Just make sure you get regular sleep where you can. Our bodies really are tuned to wake up with the sun and go to sleep when it goes down, so the more you fight that the more health issues you tend to have.
@balmy geyser Just reduce physical activity, and in a month nothing will happen to you due to lack of sleep 😼
Sleep at 9/10pm
What's the big deal
And nap at like 5:00pm
Or sleep for a couple of hours during the day 😼👍
Anyone got some spare Blackmetal axe or magic staff items?
Just spawn some
Any self-respecting Viking has a few spare axe and magic sticks 😸
:vibe:

Happy Pi Day! 🤓 
morning 😄
Yeah
I meant 14
Nerdddd
🤓 well achcually if you consider the circumfurns u will
Mornin'
🤨 but.. work
i have just got up from bed 😄
the what? XD
Same, got today off so I just got up. :>
🤨......
I only gotta work around noon
working is overrated 😄
Morning everyone! 4am here
go back to sleep XD too early
Third alarm for me, let's see if this does it
4am. Almost bedtime 😌
who fixed error ** failed to connect ** pls dm me
hello
I usually wake at 2 or 3am for work
:smug:
Veri nice

coofffffffeee time?
Not for another 5 hours 
for me it's tea time
thanks for blessing us with ur gif abilities
I can just hear kamap running to his pc to say "gross"
Time for coffee and sofa and book.
6:26 pm is the time for it 🤨
the "Ew" is getting closer ...
poor guy XD dont laugh at him
Hot chocolate 🗣️
Hot chocolate is Yummy!
🥰
I am sad for you 😭
Me too 💔 😭 Its a new allergy as well, just randomly developed it. Chocolate is my favorite 😔
green tea 😼
I wouldn't even listen to the doctor at that point
Depends on how allergic you are
If it’s heavy allergic then no no
If it’s mild then a little indulgence is not a bad thing now and again
At least there's always italian food
I had a little bit of an oreo and m&m milkshake yesterday but had to stop cuz my mouth got a bit too tingly
My one friend can’t do sugar - at all
But every now and again she has something nice
yeah its mild enough that ive been doing that thankfully
@cursive stoneallergies are dangerous because they can greatly affect internal organs 😾
Fym 😾
oh yeah i know. Ive got a bunch. if i eat shellfish i will die
instant anaphylaxis. i dont even have to ingest it either
but still once in your life you can try them 😹
this is true.. I want to try crab legs before i die
real quick is there a pets channel here where i can spam my creatures
They're to die for
I think that medicine will soon find an effective way to combat allergies 😼 👍
They are so good
it better! im so sick of this 😔
No pun intended
cant eat out anywhere either cuz they all have that singular shellfish item on their menu
I think in the screenshot channel you can do this if you don’t abuse it 😸
Hmm I don’t know about that 😅
many people have it much worse with no hope of cure, so be glad you're just allergic 😼
nono trust me. i am the many people in question. my allergies are the bearable part. Ive spent the last year of my life between hospitals and being housebound and bedridden
move away from the sea 😼 👍
but i am coping 😎
but you won’t give up, the main thing is to treat everything with humor and not lose your head 😺
Such is the nature of coping
AND HARD
absolutely
@cursive stoneI have been walking between life and death for more than two years, but the reason here is not illness, but external ones, so to speak, but I have a philosophical attitude towards life and death, and I do not allow dark thoughts to poison the days allotted to me, and I simply enjoy them 😸
are you being hunted 😮
It is difficult not to overcome the path, but to begin to walk along it; taking the first step is the same as walking half the rest of the way 😸
There is no need to remain in the hope that there will be no sorrows and adversities along the way, they will be, but one must hope to overcome them without losing one’s dignity and honor 😼 👍
no, but almost 😸
i can smell the update... where is it...
That's just the "foul smell from the swamp" event
no.. it's the smell of the ashlands
🔥
Bro is predicting news today
🤭
Maybe after current PTB ends
Who knows where it is you need to wait ig
18.12.2023 Making the Ashlands: Walk & Talk – Episode 1
24.01.2024 Making the Ashlands: Walk & Talk – Episode 2
21.02.2024 Making the Ashlands: Walk & Talk – Episode 3
maybe next week, if the pattern holds? 😄
No, they said that the 3rd one was the last one.
no more walks and talks. and don't expect "just because the video series is over" ashlands comes (super mega soon) 🥲
the current PTB Issues needs to be solved before Ashlands
🙀
This isn't news, Yorges.
first half of 2024 still stands 😄
Yes of course 😹
these are my calculations 😸
My point still stands
Best to keep your calculations internal
my publications cannot be official, and everyone is free to accept them as they see fit, I just wrote my expectations 😼
and then I have to delete them 😄
👌 😼
People are like sheep - just cause a random person on discord says “Ashlands tomorrow”,
They lose their minds and immediately believe that it is true
Well now you've said it.
A bit mean to sheep, tbh. Sheep are nice.
Which also means they start posting horrible messages and again losing their minds cause it didn’t happen
What server are you on?
You talking to me? 😂
This on
no, I’m just familiar with analytics based on reservations and indirect facts, tests and deadlines required for certain things, so it’s easy to read between the lines, so to speak, but according to the rules I will conduct my calculations for myself 😸
And yes, I know people don’t do that often 🥰
Well, you were wrong, so I guess it's not that easy.
mark the time 😼
@marsh sentinelHow can a person be considered mistaken about what he thinks should happen at a certain time, when that time has not yet come? 😺
Who said you were mistaken? it's a question mark - question mark in this case is "questioning" the post
Often times it's used to indicate the post didn't make sense
ahhh 😺
We are waiting so long that we can wait for another 3 months or so
or someone simply cannot understand what is written and has a misunderstanding 😼
now wait another year or so for pokemon ZA 👍
I don't play Pokemon
That's effectively what I just said
but sure
@rugged stagWe just misunderstood each other, I didn’t respond to the sign? and to the message addressed to me above, and in its context, I answered what was needed, but you got it a little mixed up 😸
that moment when everyone talking, no-one listening, and confusion
I don't know. All i see is a wall of cat emojis and my brain turns off.
Heh, the same image but reversed.
xD
Would anyone be willing to help me get some spellcasting items? Ideally the skull and the staff of protection?
Kinda burnt out on normal valhiem gameplay but trying to make a return for friends
don't forget about the flower wall 😸
i mean, do you want someone to give them to you?
The flowers don't make people's posts hard to read.
Um actually
Am I blind, when did Derek get hibiscus instead of cherry blossoms~?
Few days ago because he's special ❤️
Yes, sure 😸
I see~
these flowers multiply 🙀
The cats, however........
||jk||
In my defence I didn't request it, it just happened.
Happens to the best of us!
Tbf most of the flowers also 'just happened'
yeah, "just happened"... nothing to do with certain cat in space suit... not at all... XD
It's always the cats' fault 😿
noone implied that but sure, if you think its always the cats fault i can agree 😄
meow meow.....
👀
God, I love reading about perfomance upgrades in the news, even small ones
Gimme that sweet FPS for my potato pc :3
You're in the PTB, give it a whirl.
Heh, I'm not complaining
I never suggested you were? I just said if you wanted to try the performance upgrades they're right there.
Ah, I missinterpreted then. Thank you
how can anyone connect to the server? I bought the game
Connect to which server?
You can join open servers via #1024264966712340510, or you can set up your own server (usually requires a paid service if you want it to be constantly active) and input the server details into the game during the login process.
I just want to run on any server, I have an hour left to play. I know it's a long game, but I'll just finish playing and get out. I'm not toxic
Then you can follow Moose's advice, or just play solo.
It’s really more of a solo game- at minimum, I’d recommend starting solo just to learn how the game works.
Agreed! It's cathartic - even therapeutic - as a solo game. Building a new base; cruising across the open ocean, or just harvesting a good-sized vegetable patch is incredibly calming.
I think you have a slight misunderstanding of how this works - multiplayer is directly hosted between different people
there is no one dedicated server
Also, the game can take a few hundred hours to finish as it is a survival game - it's not got a single story you can rush through
Dedicated servers are definitely an option. Players can host a server that required they be logged in to participate in, but there are most certainly servers that can be set up (usually paid) to allow authorised players to log in and play at their discretion.
Dedicated "servers"
But there is no "official/dedicated" server
You're conflating 'dedicated' with 'central', and it's confusing to people trying to learn.
explain both
A Central server would be hosted by the devs and allow all players of Valheim to join. A Dedicated server is always active, but it's hosted and paid for by a single player that allows people to join it at their discretion.
thank you
or company
Problem with that is it's still similar concepts - other games use the same term dedicated/official
All I could do to improve on that is say "there is no valheim official" server
you still were wrong
Not disputing that bud
great xD but yeah if i do join its a dedicated server so i can have fun without having to wait
Wonder if we'll have starred serpents ever 🐍
the thing about star serpents is that i think they would be too difficult for early game and too easy for late game
I've never seen a starred serpent in 1300 hrs.
I wouldn't say they're made to be easy, considering using they're drops need iron to use. So iron age
Yeah, don't think they exist
but like i would also like to see new ocean creatures or a new ocean biome
i think i would prefer to have a new biome entirely so that it would be relevant after mistlands
New creatures would be nice, there's a semi prevelant thing that's brought up, an "ocean biome revamp"
Here's my issue with an ocean biome - it has to end in a biome boss. Which, if we're required to be in a boat to fight it, forces the encounter to a multi-player effort. If we don't have to be on the ocean, it's not an ocean boss. So, a solo player can't control their boat and engage with an ocean boss at the same time.
Maybe something end game that's optional? As many players play the game solo?
oh sorry i didnt mean a new biome similar to the content update ones that end in a boss fight, just a more difficult version of the current ocean that simply starts further away from the center of the map
That would be an interesting concept. As you go farther into the world's ocean from the center. The ocean enters "stages" where they progress in difficulty? Different colored water perhaps as an indicator?
yup
Would slap tbh, valheims a "brutal survival game" after all
or with the deep north biome you could get an icy ocean biome or soemthing
deep north biome im disgustingly excited for it
We can't even perceive the baddassery that will ensue
Deep north surrounding ocean riddled with icebergs that wreck your ship mayhaps?
that already happens LOl
Oh yeah? I'm never up there
i mean your ship gets dmg if you hit it
We know the dev’s have said they would look at the ocean biome previously.
But probably only after ashlands/deep north.
Also, considering that was on the old roadmap which is not really being used anymore, all we can really do is wait and sea
so much work into valheim for its price
idea for the developers, create 7 bosses and then create a new world in which you have to fight an odin, it turned out that one used you for his own purposes, and resurrect all the monsters killed by the main character and wage war with the odin)))))
#suggestions well uh.. use this?
that just sounds like a second game..
Maybe, but it's just a joke)
oh lol
I'm just curious at this point. Did you mean for a sort of "reverse valheim"?
Godzilla had a stroke reading that
Yes, like the whole story of the character, and his actions are a big deception that has catastrophic consequences if Odin is not stopped, something like that...)
Ah, gotcha
))
I think we already have that in god of war ragnarok
yup, i rnow) but in the Valheim style
I know*
The last thing the makers of Valheim will want to do next is make Valheim again.
Yeeeeah that would take waaay too much time
But I’m sure some modder somewhere could pick up the idea
Yotunheim? Nilfheim? Helheim?
But hey, plantable vines, didn't have that on my valheim 2024 ashlands bingo card
I think Asgard
return to midgard 😸
the controls is the wind lol
Traversing the rainbow bridge might be fun. 🙂
ahah. yes)
especially when someone turns it off halfway 😹
Maybe this is how they end up in Valheim 🙀
I'm sorry, do you mean to post this idea in this group?
@vital gulch where is the rest of the poem bro
🤫🧏♂️
still no dlss in this game?
Ahaha, do you need it?
Nope. There is render scaling that's native to the Unity engine, but there aren't any company-branded scaling techniques enabled.
The nice thing about Valheim is that due to the stylized graphics it really doesn't suffer much at all when scaling using more traditional methods and still gets a huge performance boost.
DLSS only works on nVIDIA 3000 and 4000 series cards to begin with.
and neither of them have any problems in creating hundreds of FPS 🤔
My two thousand dollar laptop still struggles with valheim
Im sure theres some refine engineering that must be done to valheim
So that's a two-fold issue... Valheim is a game that uses a lot more CPU power than the average game just by the nature of the random generation of the world and having to track how that all works. The other part is that laptops are physically small, and many times will share heatsinks between the GPU and CPU or they are at least so close together that they often have some bleedover of heat into each other. When you're loading up both of them at the same time very heavily, you get struggles.
what CPU does it have?
and how do you keep it cool while gaming?
why? the heat is meant to be good for your thighs burning fat and keeping you in shape
Y'all probably too young to remember the Thigh Master 😛
THE THIGH MASTER!!
All day everyday
Sally Struthers was a babe back in the day
50 years ago
Pretty sure that's just what Pita said.
It's relative to the age of the statement-maker


