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or German
What if I speak Swedish
Autobot doesnt understand non-english, thus he is forced to hate it
Since game is Swedish automod should like Swedish.
im not even gonna risk a h e j p a d i g
Hello to you too!
Okay 😦
What about Bart Simpson's catchphrase that is so know in English but is actually Spanish?
god no. I've added s w e d i s h words also
uh oh, now the non-auto-mod gets triggered...
wanting to speak your native language? couldnt be me
English is superior anyway!
Do Swedish people even speak Swedish anymore?
I don't remember the last time I spoke Swedish even!
no. we only speak dialects
idk, i speak more English than I do Swedish day to day honestly
Same! I even speak English with my cats.
then again almost all of the English i speak is online
Same! Who has family or friends!
Sometimes I can't remember a word in my native tongue but I know it in English.
Same!
Saaaaame
couldnt be me, ill die alone B)
Morning vikings
Same! I have my cats though!
yeah, cats is the only beings keeping me company
I tried to explain "update" to my mom earlier in my language, impossible
Cats, cola, computer!
Coca Cola Cowboys
I prefer water but close enough
Water is nice but it drives me insane because I get so friggin bored.
add Co2
carbonated water is disgusting, i hate it
Get a rubiks cube.
For real!
Anything carbonated is disgusting
No coffee nor fizzy water?
except beer
I dont drink beer
I don't drink alcohol either.
i rarely drink alcoholic stuff at all
Not the viking life at all smh
doesnt bother me, i do what i want
Wow!
unless im told to stop really sternly
i dont really get the alcohol poisoning is fun
It's almost 2pm, maybe I should get a big glass of cola and get on computer to play PalWorld.
It is fun to watch 😄
Verily!
I guess so, though seeing what others do when drunk ive chosen to not drunkedly embarass myself by never getting drunk in the first place, and so far im doing quite well on that
How are you alive I saw you messaging at like 5 am
I was on the way to school, i just got out 45 minutes ago 😄
Are you allowed to stream non-valheim things?
Might be a dumb question but who knows.
You mean in VC? I wouldn't have thought so.
@bitter vale
you could look at the rules, rule 2 specifically
" Do not stream non-Valheim related content in the voice chats." at the very end of it
Y'know, I'd forgotten that was specifically in there.
that's why you should always look at the rules before asking a question about the rules
no clue what y’all talkin abt but yeah
nope
we updated the rule in november / december to be very specific
How would you even know someone is streaming non-valheim related content there?
--> @worn finch
Admins already have to mod text channels but they're more visible than voice ones
Bold of you to assume someone in vc would bother to report that xd
You can hover over people streaming to see what it is
Hmm, I'm not seeing the rule about it.
Ah right
Oh, was looking at server guide
I forgot I had put all other channel than General, mods-issues, mods-discussion and mods-screenshots on hidden 😐
may i ask why?
This is an official server for one specific game?
We really don’t need to see more of this again
Better?
Not really no
just like Samaramon says.
this isn't a casual social server.
It is the official valheim discord and this is for Valheim content only
just feels like a silly rule, but i understand, I apologize.
Do you stream valheim in the sims server? ^^
If there is a non-valheim text channel why not add non-valheim VCs?
A lot harder to moderate
I guess because that would make moderating even harder if you're not just checking it says "Streaming Valheim"
Yeah, that.
Folks can just make a group DM if they want to stream random stuff to each other that badly
I'm not certain, as I'm only in 3, but I gather other games have their own Discords you can stream in.
there are 1000's of social streaming servers
As long as it’s in the shape of the letter V and exact logo colored
that's the most appealing stream ive ever heard of
Omletheim, on streaming services near you
The reason I asked was because possible streaming Valheim mod creation but it's obviously not a big deal 👌🏻
Valheim+ - not to be confused with modding names
Valheim omelette i hope
Not a serpent omelette?
Using 100% trader eggs
Missed opportunity
Imagine how big those eggs must be
I have not progressed in Valheim enough to know where eggs come from
I’d say the drake eggs are larger
Where do eggs normally come from?
I actually forgot you can make an omelet ingame, so I COULD theoretically stream that
An egg
Imagine a cooking in Valheim type of channel. Sounds innovative
idk, like a turtle, a snake? maybe the seagulls
Don’t give Samaramon any ideas
Yes, that. That's clearly what I meant.
Getting in before the “what came first” question

With a non thought out answer
the egg definetively came first, as other animals have laid eggs before chickens existed
But was it a chicken egg though?
does the question specify chicken egg?
It implies i think
Yeah I feel like it's implied
Otherwise it's a pretty damn easy question
When do you call an egg, a chicken egg, when it comes out of a chicken or when a chicken comes out of it.
Though an egg doesn't produce chickens it produces chicks that grow up to be chickens so yeah there is that.
i would, would be funny and interesting
When it comes out of a chicken it's already a chicken egg

either way, both the chicken and the egg taste great
Indubitably!
Consumerism as it is
Then the chicken was first.
But where did that chicken come from?
Wouldn't it be a mutation of something
Well, evolution, but yeah.
Yeah that
eggs dont just spawn in out of nowhere so a chicken like creature HAD to of been first from another. weird evolution stuff
the chicken probably came from the red junglefowl, the domestic chicken's ancestor
the question of when it became distinct enough to be considered its own thing is another story
oh, its the chicken-or-egg time of the year. the server really is healing
they do when you defeat yag
today is a very average day
un uneventful day can be quite a respite from the chaos that seems ubiquitous nowadays
i wouldnt mind a bit of chaos, at least i would be able to say i've had an interesting day
Verily. Having a slow day after getting the verification that our kids have ADHD is a blessing, I can mull it over and get to grips with it without having other chaotic things going on around me.
We suspected it but having suspicions to having it verified are two different things.
Having ADHD sucks
My wife and I are also getting tested for ADHD and autism, since our kids have it and we recognize a whole lot of our kids problems in ourselves.
We should know somewhere in juli, I believe.
Luckily there's medication for most things.
Good luck!
Yeah, we'll be starting with medication for our kids and see how much they change and how much it helps and go from there.
Discord must have updated again. It used to be that once I was assigned a role, I could remove my phone number without losing verification. But now even if I have a role, I lose verification if I delete my number.
Why remove number?
Discord can lock you out if they think something suspicious is going on.
it's due to onboarding updates
since you can assign yourself a role automaticly now by onboarding
Is that what the verified role is for?
I have a number on my acc.
In my server I don't have such fine-tuning options. All I see is phone verification on or off.
Needs community enabled.
Community servers get a couple extra perks
not anymore since onboarding got updated
Ok so verified role is gone is what you're saying?
yes
Hehe, we have a fun mutual server 😛
but if you had it before. your safe
but if you leave server and come back. it's phone number only
So if we don't have it we're not safe?
Oh, you're saying if you leave and come back you must add number?
Verified is/was a workaround for folks that didn't want to or couldn't verify their accounts with a phone number
Otherwise Discord will force you to verify your phone number to participate
But with onboarding enabled, that's no longer working
Verified account was for alternative-identification via email or something through alt-dentifier bot
Yee, there ya go
tho the bot had very poor throughput
If you had the role before onboarding got enabled (couple days ago) it will still work for you; if not, you're out of luck
Ah ok, so people thet refuse number can't participate now?
yes
it's sadly to keep everyone "safe" :/
to many deaths threats was at one point
sure. I don't expect someone from another country to actually come to my personal place I live and shoot me.
but it doesn't make it any less of a very bad feeling when it happend multiple times
it's the same reason why Voice channels where removed a long time ago and just rescently made a comback end of 2023
Hmm... I had it before. But even I was forced to re-add it. Must be a global update now.
People are just insane
I don’t know Smiffe, maybe don’t expect something like that, but definitely don’t be unprepared!
I think it was
I can't own a gun to protect myself in my country so....
Get some cameras if you don’t have some already 🙂
but I don't expect someone either to pass through 2-3 airport customs either with a loaded gun
Death threats on the internet are 99.9% BS. I have been threatened several times and nothing happened.
What's even worse is when redditors normalize it "lol it's just common practice"
and after adding the phone verification. we got rid of like 80? 90%? scammer bots spam, bot accounts with just hate propaganda etc etc etc
since almost all bot accounts are not verified accounts
it sucks for the normal avreage user
Bots don't spread hate. Those are trolls unless they are self-botting which is a violation of tos. Spam and scammers on the other hand...
that person is usually very innocent and just want to interact
I've seen pure stalin spamming bots 😄
Yep but sadly the bad actors ruins it for everyone.
can't see the purpose but.. it's just how it is with internet trolls
Stalin? Those are Russian Bots.
doubt it
Could also be the work of a troll farm.
You've got hammers, axes and swords though.
and at least two cats!
purrfect little killing machines 😄
I own 3 🙂
It took 5 years for my cat to actually hang out with more than the dog 😠
5 years of no pets!
3 cats own you, you mean.
we have 2 😄 (+ 4 dogs and one of them had puppies few days ago 😄 )
I’ve got a buddy who raised a full litter and when he goes outside he yells whatever he yells in German and they all come running out of the woods and assemble around him
A group of cats is called Avengers?
I suppose so
Ah yes, of course.
Never had cats, but I've got 3 dogs. They'll lick any intruder to submission 🐶
120 hours in so far... I love this game, it is beautiful and so fun to play. Good job on a very well put together game!
hi frens
Hi panda!
Must be a pretty big bull to be able to build a house on top of it
and its red, didn´t see that in the wild yet 😄

really? ive seen a few. i havent seen the green or yellow yet tho
udo apt-get install -y kali-gnome-desktop
frick wrong screen
LOL i just installed a fresh linux VM and i forgot to tab screens
Please no advertising of any kind
Sorry
what a horror, Russia is to blame for everything...
gnome endgame boss when please
unlocks garden gnomes
are elves in valheim yet
What do you mean yet?
https://www.lifeinnorway.net/creatures-in-norse-mythology/ they were the first thing listed in this list
so i wondered if they were represented at all
No, and I don't believe we're expecting them to. We have dwarves though, if that helps.
are the traders human?
Nope, those are dwarves or dvergr
Norse dark elves and light elves would be interesting. There's already interpretations that claim that dwarves are dark elves since they both live underground. Maybe light elves in Deep North?
well, the word for dark elves in norse myths can be also translated as dwarfs, so we kinda already have them 😄
am i only allowed to stream valheim in these channels?
Correct
Yes
okay cool
Do you mean Odin?
I mean Sm1ffe and Smiffe 
oooh
The hacked account stayed around 💀
Yep
Does anyone know if the building channels (tips, discussion, screenshots) will be back at some point? Even if they are unrecoverable, we could potentially get fresh ones? Really enjoyed those so hoping they make a come back. So sad the discord got hacked.
Aye, new channels are in construction still, they will come back!
The construction channels are under construction
Idk if that's ironic or how is meant to be
they will return 🙂
Well, machines making machines isn't really that weird
Remind me how humans are made.
You got to the core of the joke, good job 
odin vili and ve carved them from trunks found on the seashore
something something Stork
New boss music just dropped for Terraria 🎊🙌
But are there new bosses
they are made through kissing
I don’t think so? But I wouldn’t be surprised lol
iver never even finished that, my last playthrough was also ended a few hours after entering hardmode
RIP, was it just not your type of game?
Hardmode is the best part of the game
Calamity mod gives it so much content it’s a shame it’s super buggy in multiplayer
Yo doggmon I’m sure you’ve already seen 3D terraria
Haha yeah, I’ve seen it, seems interesting
its pretty fun but by the time i reach hardmode ive already kinda gotten bored with it, and give or take some months or a sudden urge and ill play it again for a few dozen hours and probably end up bored a bit into hardmode
That’s fair. Some of the end game bosses are really fun to fight imo, and the progression is pretty engaging for me. Hopefully you’ll have more fun with it next time you play it 🙂
The days of coming home after school to continue flooding the world
I’m really excited for all the new custom seeds that are coming out, I’m curious to see Re-logics version of Skyblock will be like. Have you tried some of the custom seeds @lean fable ? I feel like they would be something you really enjoy!
Endless water bucket go BRRRR
I did the seed that makes it really hard I forgot what it was called
I haven’t even played since endless water bucket
I had to do the infinite water pump loop and then I made a wall across the entire top of hell so my water wouldn’t be lost to it
Flooded the entire world so I could be a mermaid everywhere for every boss fight
Let’s see, so there’s ’For The Worthy’, and my personal favorite drunk/5162020. Haha that’s actually a pro Strat! My favorite strategy for fighting the wall of flesh is to use the lava ocean while riding the flaming shark. That speed is just too useful.
There’s a dwarven seed now, where you start from hell and work your way up.
I think it might of been for the worthy that I did
The dwarven seed sounds cool
I haven’t seen the flaming shark 😂 sounds like there’s been a lot of added content
I always did the typical bridge with Hermes
Haha there’s been a huge amount of content added in the past few updates. Oh man, just do yourself a favor and look up ‘Terraria shimmer’.
The bridge method is classic for sure! But I typically only play on master now, so the wall of flesh is crazy fast and pretty tanky. But the golf cart does a good job in a pinch.
I’ve seen the shimmer on the wiki and I was like wtf
It’s so hard to get back into the game though
Especially with all these other games to play
Yeah, totally understandable! Lots of great games out there to play, and ole Terraria is over 10 years old now. For me, it’s my favorite game of all time, so I’m far more likely to come back to it than most other games haha
I did buy it like 4 times 😂
I can see the menus being a little overwhelming at first, I understand that. Lots of spots for different things haha
Same LOL
PC, Xbox, mobile, and Switch for me. Really only played on PC though.
Majority of my time is on the consoles
I only got steam for friends but they lost interest

why are you screaming deer? 😄
i see lol
im announcing my return
but why do you screem at us, aou can just say "hey" no? XD
maybe i just sound like that IRL how do you know 
We've watched your videos?
hi
🥺 ❤️
I actually just watched your mountain cabin video a little bit ago lol @tough aspen
Oh stahp
“The snow looks just like icing on a cupcake” 😂
it DOES
we will not argue don´t worry 😄
I'm not arguing ^-^
on the topic of cupcakes, the cupcake gazebo is looking tasty XD
I was trying stuff out for a new vid today
hiya
Hi again!
Minecraft?
you can look to #1024264966712340510 if somebody wants to play 😄
i triewd
It takes a while ^^
Why did you boo this gentleman first time?;)
https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1205241826303418428 try this server! I’ve played with this guy a loooong time ago, and he’s a solid guy who’s really helpful too.
His username is/was "womenscareme" ^^ it was a ghost boo! not a boooo
Then he changed his name and now I look rude 🥲
It’s ok, I understood what you were going for lol
my name is the same?
WHAT IST CHANGED HOW
Minecraft wishes it had anything on terraria
i like mincraft but it wont let me play it anymore:(
I refuse to buy it again
c´mon, both games like each other 😄 so let us like both too
Mojang doesn’t want to give me my account on pc and I’ve already bought it on Xbox, ps3/4 as well
IIRC, both Minecraft's splash text and Terraria's application name (which you can see if playing windowed) ask you to try each other out
They're both great
yep 😄
is terraria worth downloading
Ooh, yeah that whole Mojang account deal that happened was kind of a spit in the face, I’ll say that 👀
i would say it sure is 😄
Depends on if you like 2d games
i like games
If you like 2d games then it’s absolutely top tier
if it makes me happy to play then i like it
The bosses are a lot of fun and challenging but the music in general is just so nice to just mine and build to
You build your own lil village and 20+ people move into it
I think it’s that high now right?
@scenic wing have you played starbound or crea?
I’ve played Starbound, but I have not played crea
Starbound is a cool concept, but I don’t think it was done super well. And I’ve played through the entirety of it about 3 times.
It was super clunky when I played it years ago but they’ve continued development
Crea was a lot of fun on release and has a good bit more now as well
That is true, last time I played, they introduced bounty hunting. I have Core Keeper, I just need to play it lol
@ornate ridge are you playing valheim now I just noticed your conversation in the other channel
I didn’t get that far even
i just hooped off:(
Fair enough
I was sold on starbounds whole colonize a planet thing but got lost in the lack of direction to take and didn’t bother looking up things to do
Starbound got really repetitive, and the side content really didn’t seem worth it. The building was pretty lackluster imo and overly complicated.
The collectibles were cool, I liked finishing fossils lol
I just want a fun colony sim game where I have a character to run around with
Mods
I was going to mention frackin’ universe, but by the time I was starting to delve into mods, I lost interest in the game 😦
They're the only reason starbound still lives.
I wish chucklefish made a sequel but the chances of that happening are basically 0
I didn’t realize it was even chucklefish
Yep, I believe that’s why there’s so many Stardew references. And as we know, Stardew is a solid game 🤌
I couldn’t get into it but I also played harvest moon for a decade
It just felt like a worse looking harvestmoon even if it does have more content
I never played harvest moon, it looks cool though. I was big into animal crossing though.
It’s literally just stardew valley before stardew valley 😂
played stardew valley?
I got the animal crossing switch ayyyooo
wouldnt that make stardew valley the harvest moon but newer?
Practically
I had wanted to go back to Harvest Moon for a long time. But I kept googling 'best Harvest Moon' and the results were too split, kept including Friends of Mineral Town and 64, which I have already played. It feels like that series has never really nailed its own formula.
I’ve only put like 10 hours into stardew valley but everything felt more or less identical
Harvest moon died in a sad way
Idk what Nintendo was thinking but they killed it
Is it still called Story of Seasons now, or is it actually gone? Someone will pick it back up if it's gone for now.
There’s also a weird takeover so the newest ones aren’t titled harvest moon they’re story of seasons which I didn’t get around to trying
Beat me to it
Stardew Valley is getting an update, which I hope fixes its biggest stuck up nail. The character development kind of hits a wall and in a lot of cases is forgotten.
Agreed 100% ^
The world kinda starts to feel like a ghost town once you kinda max out the relationships and see all the cutscenes lol
Once you max friendship, a lot of the default dialog remains and in some cases it's really weird. Including Clint and Emily finally going on a date, and then the game immediately pretending that never happened.
Or like how Shane still (assuming he’s drinking beer) goes to the bar, loves when you gift him beer, doesn’t really seem to turn his life around in way that’s obvious to the player.
Harvest Moon 64 did that really well
By dialog villager dialog, I wonder how much bigger Stardew Valley is? The world itself is obviously far larger.
I married Shane right away didn't even look at the others 👀
i feel for the guinea pig abigail just abandons in her room if you marry her, to get a new one in your house.
LOL I forgot about that Guinea pig! You can get a Junimo and a blue chicken in terraria now lol
“I can fix him”
"i can have a beer with him"
Other side of the coin
I never even finished stardew, my endgoal was marry the local drunk
didnt complete the community thing cuz I'm missing some damn fish
If he wanted the fish youd of gotten them
was some winter fish and it was only spring, I wasn't patient
Lol I know the feel. I completed it, but the fish were the last pieces for me as well.
I kept hoping to find it from the caravan lady but alas
I was a simple farmer. I had apple trees, and I made apple wine.
If I was feeling crazy, I’d make apple jam.
I also always felt like you shouldnt be able to buy that catalogue from Robin, unlocking EVERYTHING kinda made me not want to play anymore, had no end goals really
i'd mine and farm year 1, ignore all the locals, then min-max getting them all to max affection year 2 once i sit on a stash of gifts and amethysts 
you could say that's a soulless way to play the game but i don't think i'm any more socially skilled than that irl.
just rewatching a anime right now and well, im seeing and noticing so much i didnt the first time
what are you rewatching?
Parallel World Pharmacy
oh, i read manga 😄 its really good
i basically havent socialized once in stardew valley in the first 1 or 2 years in every playthrough lol
i watched its anime when the anime first released and heard the Manga ends at basically season 1 ends so just kepts watching the anime
yea iirc the introduction dialogue gave you a tiny bit more friendship than the regular daily dose of conversation, so i saved it for when i could afford to go all the way in one quick go to not have to deal with decay
I saved socialization for when I had a rabbit hutch and could just give everyone rabbit feet
i still went for the cheapest gifts anyone would like/love
I save socialization for this chat and now I’m inept
except marnie i guess, i remember cultivating diamonds for her.
rabbit feet in stardew is quite the wierd prospect, they are basically treated like lizard tails
also, rabbits are probablly mostly just hopping around on 1 foot huh
Stardew rabbits are clearly relatives of starfish.
Maybe all animals are, given the asexual reproduction they all seem to have
If you’re taking 3 of their feet why not leave them on just stubs
i am not sure where anime is so cant really compare
for paid versions probably crunchroll and hmmm hidive? think?
pfff that reminds me of when i kept forgetting to turn off pregnancy for my sheep so the barn soon welcomed the lambs "oh no", "aaaaaa" and "not again"
i meant more how far the story is 😄
oh... uh... hmm i think its shortly after the very common plague arc in most every medical LN,Manga, Anime
Is hidive worth it? I keep seeing more and more stuff exclusively on it
in that case the manga should be further now, i am not sure how much further because i read it some time back
VALHALLA when?!
Why don't we have more server emojis? Is it hard to do? No one knows how to do them? All of them at once?
According to the Interwebs, you can have up to 50 regular emojis for a server, and 50 animated. I'm pretty sure we're there. We'd need more Nitro boost users to get more, and that can be a bit ephemeral I think. It's up to how many Nitro subscriptions IG wants to pay for and boost here with, I think. But that's just 5 minutes of research and not the final word 😛
Yeah, we have a TON of emojis already. Maybe what we could do instead and see if there are any that just aren't used and switch them out.
I say we, obviously I mean Smiffe and co.

Why do we have duplicates though?
I know what we need. We need a poll/vote.
Jesus, Subject, you know what I mean.

Does he though?
oh I hope so. (and why does my talking bring out two mods immediately?)
Batman symbol?
Because I'm at work waiting for someone to move a truck and I'm bored.
Last hour though so 
you're a menace
His name isn't Dennis though.
It could be
I'm not a mod, but can I join in? 😛
Absolutely
dunno if that's a kind hug if a ping is involved 
An unkind hug
Stupid bees... they should know I accidentally punched their hive, I didn't mean to do it...
Don’t bees literally cook others things? Like through sheer numbers and excessive vibration?
what game you playing?
The game of life 🙌
My anime episode finished and I decided to check in
i'm also semi-present 
Not Valheim's bees, but yes, Asian bees evolved that as a defense against their hornets that invade their hives. They can survive a couple degrees hotter temperatures than the wasps.
A New York Times article today has a video of a defense employed by honeybees in Japan, where the bees have evolved a way to protect themselves against the hornets. This defense involves forming a tight ball around the hornet and increasing the temperature – by heating up the wasps until they die.
Ah, here it is!
Deja vu
bees inflict fire damage
I watch too many documentaries 😛 I love nature shows
Little late to the party, but im here! 
@little karma otg in valheim
Hello bro
Hello pancake
@tardy vale @somber hamlet @static marsh @solemn abyss MASSIVE RESPECT FOR DEVELOPING SUCH AN EXTRAORDINARY GAME!!!
Please don't ping the devs.
I was thanking them.
Bro is on that gratefulness shit
Nice
where are the real public servers
There are none
You make your own world and can invite others to it
Like mincraft or something
you can join public servers
plenty of poeple have public servers
^^
i for one do not
I have my own dedicated server
played the whole game solo feels depressing to beat the whoel game by mysel
would love to join u @lofty robin
I am sorry at this time my server is full
understood thanks
If you're after a server, there are plenty posted on #1024264966712340510
been there done that thanks derek
Nothing catch your eye? Sorry to hear that.
There’s a lot of good options there tbh
I had friends to play this with so I can't really relate to playing with strangers on games like this
Shopping doesn't seem too fun
well if anyone has reccomendations thatd be much appreciated
had friends on here lol didnt last
War of the wolves, lands of dredd, and Viking haul are nice ones off the top of my head
be sure to read the rules, such as not pinging the devs
Not many people bother to read them.
i think we'd rather them focus on their job, than hundreds of thousands of players pinging them randomly lol
I meant not many people bother to read rules, not pings.
I mean it’s basically the same in every server after a hundred or so servers who would even bother
If it even takes that many
It’s like who actually read tos on sites? But then some one always shows up and says well actually I do read every word of every tos
Queen I can’t agree more.
Every single server I’ve been to is pretty much be doing anything and everything solo
It’s funny I get called queen now
Ha what would you prefer germ?
Until a certain dev here changed my name I was just germ 😂
I like the queen though don’t get me wrong just it’s a different feel than to be referred to by my actual name
I practically won’t even play the game solo
Queen Germ
I was friends with a family that always called me princess but sadly that ended when the one I was mainly friends with couldn’t take living anymore
I played through moder and partial mistlands
Why all the feminine terms
Why not
Sorry to hear that queen
Kings are lame anyway
cough Cersei
I haven’t really done mistlands because the groups I was doing it with keep dying. I found another couple I like but I’ve been lacking time now
Been there! @lean fable n
Ive had a lot of time this week since im out of work sick but im also sick so sitting at the computer feels like a lot of work
If you figure it out
Let me know
Take it easy my fellow Viking
I’m feeling a bit of snark here
I gotcha no worries
I got distracted by a sudden fight
My 5 year old thought he could ambush me but little did he know he was going to get tossed across the room
Onto a nice soft bed of course
I swear he thinks it’s his chance to take me down when I can’t breathe at all
The dad is weak time to attack

Reminds me of that video of a little girl casting "expelliarmus" on her uncle
And the he immediately just went like "Avada kedavra!"
Kid didn't stand a chance
That’s exactly how it went down
I can’t wait till I have the energy to actually wrestle him again
Just saw the latest update of the game Dinoblade and for a solo dev project that was never intended to be a game it’s looking really good
Same.
It’s fun once off, but what good is building a kingdom or even a small holding if you’ve got nobody to share it with?
Kinda feels hollow at that point
Dying over and over together is a great bonding experience
😂
It’s the conquest of the untamed that really drives it home after that 🥳
Nothing quite so satisfying as finally besting the world that made you pull your hair out a few times 😋
SPOILERS:
Was like the first time I found and visited the ||mistlands. 2 seekers spawners in, including a 1*, then I had to wrangle a soldier as well which was pretty scary since it KO’ed a troll with a few swings 😂. Thankfully they are not that smart, so I got him stuck between 2 saplings and shot him to death 🙈||
Building mage tower at height limit just before the final boss so that no one can appreciated it enough and then abandon world until Ashlands
Was my prized build though
And of course my patented bonfire kitchen
A bitch to build
But looks amazing so it's worth
I want pics 🤩🤩🤩
Idk I get the whole mentality of we should be able to create things for ourselves without the need to share but idk I feel like it’s deeper than looking for validation or something
If anything it’s just too lonely sometimes
I was playing with friends
What I meant is that it was too far into late game and we only used it a few times
Mostly me because I became the mage
It's the equivalent of unlocking the strongest weapon but you killed every monster already
Which is why in my next playthrough
I'll prebuild all the structures but keep them empty
Building tall in survival is ass, even with feather cape
Finicky angles, hard to reach spots, build radius.... Ridiculous build costs
omg a dev (or mod, not sure which one bc I wasn't told of it happening) changed my name too!
I want mine changed
Send them a ModMail.
To what?
✍️
Change itgame character name "Hakon"
You ingame name changed? Or your discord name?
Mind if I ask how is the battle between seeds and seeds2? Any clear winner yet?
Such a nice morning.
yes
it wasn't me who fixed your name tho. it was Guyver ✅
Smiffe! Is your account secure now?
yes 🙂
I'm so glad to hear it
I just wanted to learn how to see if your discord account was safe or not
astro cat is back in full character
took me a few days how to find what files, and how to identify the problem
the whole file launches from a java script file from discord
Interesting! I admit I don't know much about it. I was worried the compromised accounts would have to be cancelled and new ones made.

short stort.. --> C:\Users\ <username> \AppData\Local\Discord
just uninstall discord, delete this entire folder
and discord Should be safe to use again
after you have cleaned any other issues ofc
so for example, this virus also infected windows root files. so re-installing or rolling back windows helped
caught my first serpant haha swamp buddies destroyed him got trophy!
What was the delivery method that worked on you? Genuinely curious.
Ah. Targeted?
I see.
time to trim the friend list xD


Morning gjall.
Friend is a virtual title 
It's not something set in stone so technically it's not real
There's a guy at the gym that is cool but we still don't know each other's names, we just do stuff there
🤓 if it's real, when does it get confirmed
I solve world mysteries like that
build radius for tall building isnt a issue though?
it was
It is confirmed by the mutual binding of hands in friendship
Just don’t bind hands with false men cause they will betray you
Morning babes
Meowning
Morning mon.
what are we doin
Adding and removing items from the insurance list for our hardware, adding the things we bought last year and removing the things that we have disposed of or things that broke.
I'M BORED AS BORED CAN BE.
My bored is bored.
Morning everyone 😄
Moin as well 😄
that sounds so exciting, almost like counting grains of sand in the kids' sandpit, just a nice activity ^^
your own things or for your company?
Company.
<Youvegotafriendinme_toystory.>
Friends are like the moon, even if you can't see them, they are always there for you 🙂
More like the sun:
- they can give you a warm feeling
- if they shine too bright they might be exhausting (I've got a friend that needs to be in the spotlight from time to time and that can be exhausting to pander to)
- if you let some of them get too close they might burn you (pranks and stuff)
- without them you can't see the light and are lost
How sad, does anyone know if we can recover the past suggestions? I am doing a compilation job that I have been working on for a year and now I have lost all your messages :(, luckily I have 50 pages of document
no. they are lost
😦
I'm sure Derek remembers all of them.
hahaha xd
That might be on the nose.
Sounds like creeps too 👀
wraiths are like the moon, even if you can't see them, they are always there for you 😄
pokes head in Hooray it's back!
I can't remember if I had a server name when I was here before
oh well. glad its back. Also glad I didnt click the link when it happened 🙂
🧝♀️
Where's your head at? Where's your head at?
My head is in bed, my body is getting ready for work
I get that reference
Haven't heard that song in a long time
Score!
Wish you all a fantastic Friday 🙂
Where's your head at from basement jaxx.
i first heard that song on the series, Kingdom Hospital by Stephen King.
I'll have a splendid one, I'm booked for a massage to help my lumbago.
Because it's thin ice 
🤔
like someone roasting you but you can take it
but you can't roast them
Like changing names but not renaming himself to ------2 💢
I'll rub your back if you rub mine.
@umbral fog Ok to join you guys VC or is it private? 😛
if it was private we would have called 🥲
True but some people get offended so I always ask 😛
hop on in cookie
I am looking for people who never played the game or want to start a new world. DM.
morning chat
its eveining
No it yesterday
Do you know what a time zone is, or which time zone you live in? In this video, you and your kids will learn all about time zones. You'll even learn some interesting facts about several time zones. For instance, did you know that the entire country of China has one time zone? Even if it's dark outside, it may still be 2 o'clock in the afternoon!...
Lies! You're just time travelers talking to me from tomorrow.
no other timezone but mine exists!
LIES!
stop shouting or i push you over the edge of the worlddisk
the arctic guards would shoot us first before that happens
Exactly! The world is flat just like in Valheim, and time zones are a conspiracy from NASA to keep us all under their control
Oh, new and improved building chats. \o/
Tags for the seeds is gold.
So that's why they switched to threads
I also just realized that I lost all the pinned msgs I had in the old channel with my favourite seeds...
when ashlands
?ashlands
Dang... bot no worky still 😢 First half 2024, there will be a beta period before full release.
Happy lunar new year yall
but when is ashlands
First half of 2024 which was just said after your other msg
The bot doesn't exist in the server anymore, that might explain a bit. 
future people are scary and disturbing indeed
It’s old
Valheim power
no like greydwarfs who always spawn at night
or fullings
We respawned
Script kiddies? Kids who use scripts, I dunno. I mean if it were grown adults they'd try to profit from it
Doesn't really matter who it was, they were just malicious delinquents
What's more concerning is how the admin accounts were compromised in the first place. I doubt it was just merely script kiddies; there are larger, juicier targets on discord that haven't been hacked like this
And what's most concerning of all is I lost my server profile name 😭
Lol, yeah it isn't actually that serious "Big Mack Daddy Odin"
still, easy to do
glad to see the discord back
evening folks 🙂
Evening, Hugin
I need Ashlands already I’m so bored
Valheim is my number one survival nothing tops the game’s atmosphere I’ve spent so much time with this amazing game
Have you tried making a 50 story tower yet
No but I made a super castle on top of a snowy mountain I want to build a castle in every biome
Do you mess around with console commands? If you're actually bored making homes in dungeons is fun. No raids. Prebuilt, no repairing. Unique surroundings.
That does sound pretty chill
enjoy waiting another 3 years for an update :/
Even Mistlands was only a year ago, let alone our ACTUAL last updates.
yeah.. game has such potential but no updates
Except for all the updates.
Small Dev team puts time into the updates to ensure minimal bugs, personally I'm happy to get a large content update every ~2 years if it's more likely to have no huge bugs and be a fun experience
Updates every 6 months aren't really possible unless you have a huge dev team and even then you face issues that can upset longtime or newer players to the point of quitting, quality better than quantity
We GET updates every 6 months.
People have grown to accustomed to the pace of aaa. Perhaps programmed to consume content at a fever pitch
Speaking of large content updates not smaller patch/content additions like the trader quests
So was I.
Mistlands/ashlands were both over a year of development which I think is a good thing, cranking out small updates to keep players satisfied every 6-12 months and bigger updates every 16-24 months is my preferred schedule for quality over quantity
I'm just stoked to play a real piece of art. Most games these days feel like regurgitated resources
Hi hi, is the server now fully under control?
yaeh
I didn't see any official post on the Valheim X account
they mentioned they were going to notify through X when the server is back on track
It's because it's not actually back!!! This is all a facade!!!! It's still taken over!!!
the looong con
This is why I hate aaa games
And 90% of the games are shite when released or just a straight up money grab
Hell divers 2 just finished downloading I’m hoping it’s as good as it looks ayo
Happily we see a change in the player base in recent years. Shining lights like Iron Gate.
I was chatting with a friend at work, and we both agreed that games like Valheim or baldr’s gate are great because the people who made them wanted to make a great game, RATHER than making money as their first priority
It's still under reconstruction a little bit, but most of the server is back up and running
Imagine waiting 10 days while the server has been back
It's as though. Making a good game will make money on its own. Wild lol
Do good work and it sells itself. Applicable to so many applications
I know right????
Madness, utter madness!!! 😂
Gif fight

not yet 😉
since I made the builder channels available after our workhours ended yesterday
greatness will not be rushed
no need to feed the trolls @zealous anchor
hmm hesa troll? he looks likea liar and i blocked him anyways
hesa liar thats about all hell ever amount to and thus is blocked
Don't feed trolls, whack them with your axe or sword
blocking works as well
soo... shield bashing?
its a game but like, im not a fan of killing trolls unless theyre after me. i find them interesting to look at
Hello 🙂
Mornin gjall 😄
hi
Late morning cuties
hello
Mornin'ish.
Mornin' pardner
goes searching for breakfst.
Should I have yoghurt with berries and banana and stuff in it or should I have some grain mix with berries and stuff in it?
im having a banana rn! that doesnt help your question but it can inspire you
Banana it is.
Only mods can do gifs?
fun fact, eating enough bananas will kill you with radiation poisoning
Any staff, but not us plebeians.
I'll die of old age first. :p
i meant in one sitting
well maybe not one sitting but in a day
I missed the "enough" part. I'll die of a ripped stomach first though.
Wow, 2 bananas a day is moderate.
Bananas are so friggin good if I buy a cluster I eat them all in one day.
not if you chew properly
you may also just be sitting on the throne at that point
My bananas are perfect now, nice.
like a koi fish
Starting to get brown dots.
Mm brown bananas
Yellow bananas, but with brown dots sprinkled over them.
Mushy, delicious brown.
oh also, they can kill you with too much potassium
I always used to mash them and add sugar
Everything can kill you, that's one of the reasons to eat them before they do.
Haha yeah
Aight, breakfast time. A bowl of lemon/lime yoghurt with a banana, blueberries, raspberries and blackberries.
oh shit, wait how much is a cluster, 6 right? cause 7 can give a deadly overdose of potassium
A hand of bananas is five on average, but can be three or eight and probably more.
4-6 is common.
so a bit of reading to find out the fact, well the upper limit is, 4700 miligrams of potassium a day so... 11 bananas
Yeah, 5-6.
I rarely buy fruits.
it is not physically possible to eat that many bananas, im pretty sure
Who thinks that the Ashlands update will also add some improvements and implementations of past biomes? We have the precedent in the Mistlands update, in which they not only added improvements and process optimizations to all stages of the game, they also added construction pieces, those pieces from past biomes are the angled iron beam and the dark wood one. Will we have new foods or surprises of this style? I have hype
i think its 3.5 million or 35 million bananas
i think i could do that in a day but idd be dead after 11 or so cause of potasium overdose
so youd die by a banana overdose before you die by the radiation
same with alcohol in water
you can get drunk on drinking water
but you'd die from mineral loss / water poisning first
yo smiffe did the devs who lost their discord accounts to the hackers did they get their accounts back
Everyone is back, fine and dandy
good i kno discord likes to take their time with that stuff
anyone who wants to play valheim with me?
I have just learned to tame boars and make them breed
I need help with dungeons and taming wolves. I have a troll hide, hemlet and arrow but i dont know if that is enough to survive against wolves
LFG requests go in #1024264966712340510, please and thank you!
id recommend iron or silver. gotta get iron from swamps.
That is another island right?
the swamps
another biome
should do the biomes in order, and upgrade your gear from each zone, starts with meadows, dark forest, swamp, mountain (where the wolves are), etc
you unlock better food recipes and it becomes kinda easy
you sail around to get to new biomes
they arent always places you can walk to
I see
you can type your game seed into a website and it will show you where everything is
saves a lot of time but ruins the discovery a bit
Everything is back to normal on the discord. Nice
Yep, more or less. 🙂
yes. like 2 hours later
Any community servers i could join?
look into #1024264966712340510 😄
is this real discord?
looks weirdly fake to me
hmmm....
if this is real, tell me who is best dev here
<-- not this guy
somewhere between soon and end of first half of 2024 🤔
Great, because I just got into Dark forest, so soon I hit ash lands
dark forrest?
Yeah, just after the plains
Mistlands*
That's very far from black forest
Nu-uh
progression of biomes is: meadows->black forest->swamps->mountains->plains->mistlands
Seems like a case of translation
Im doing Meadows > Mistland
fuck it, I got this
I'm with you. I started in Grasslands, then went through Dark Forest, Marshes, (Edit: I forgot Snow Peaks), Savannas, and finally into The Fog Place.
What happened to the High Place?
my next step is to buy a house in Ocean biome
Do you know a good real estate agent?
Thanks. I thought of it as you were typing lol 😄
I found one in dark alley, he was huge blue boi, but not really friendly
So we’re talking about jitler again?
btw, what is best first plane to get in Valheim?
I recommend the SR71 Blackbird.
Thanks, where I can buy the blueprint for it? Im still trying to find a way to print the money
Seriously, though. What do you mean by the "best first plane"?
We’ve delved into silly land
Umm like plane?!
Its like a transport which can fly
I use a roc with a basket
Oh, you literally meant an aeroplane. Ok, I'm out.
Those things can carry a lot but then again it is a big ole bird
Im kinda scared of roadmen there, I always have weird feeling while roaming around. Thats why I usually dont go near local stores, but choose malls
Too bad there’s no servers that are vanilla, no map, no portal, very hard, hardcore, max raids
I know it’s not something a lot of people would be into though to be fair
You can make one
I was thinking about it but money is limited
btw, can you actually tame ocean animals?
With a mod but there’s only one actual ocean animal
wdym? What about dolphins and sharks?
They’re not in the game
They are in server I play
Well it’s a modded server then isn’t it
oh well... could be
nvm, I didnt say anything Ignore my message
anyways, is there boss in ocean?
Nope
They planned on having one at one point but abandoned that roadmap
May get revisited may not 🤷♀️
question, i wonder if they will ever make it to where if you dig a hole it will actually dig a hole, and not dig above the ground, like for example if you dig in a mountain, it wont dig everything above as well.
right, i just wish they would because they added so many physics but not digging. i wonder why.
what would you do with a hole?
Probably make a hobbit hole, or a dwarven mine or some such
All the dwarves are swapping to enshrouded 😂
When Deep north will be released?
Is it just me, or is the automod kinda over sensitive now? I just got a 10 minute ban and I can't for the life of me figure out in what way I broke a rule...
what did you do?
Will try and paste in the response (about getting silver off the mountains in #valheim-chat )
If I'm banned again I'll complain again later
Heya, looking at the automod logs rn, something is definitely wrong.
man got muted 😄
Pushed it up to Smiffe but DM me if you want details
It’s a ladder
wow vc finaly back
did he seriously just confess to bypassing a ban?
no
thats what this looks like
? No it doesn't
got muted by automod is all
did you read the previous messages?
It’s just using the word ban instead of mute is all
Nah, I got a ten minute ban/mute/whatever from the automod for using the word...er... well it's a synonym of "work out"...and I just let the timeout run before writing...
The automod apparently is a wee bit confused as to what words to police
I can’t even think of the word lol
Me neither LOL
Drill
moin everyone 🙂
Idk I tried google
Will we get the public test channels put back up in this discord?
It never left
You just need the role manually added
Ohhhh
at the moment we are still trying to educate the boy, unfortunately he has lost some of his experience. It's getting better, promise
Welp idk how that would happen
Scarlet can give you the role when they’re available
I run PTS constantly
Or someone with perms
Ahhhh ok I’ll ask when around
I’m confused how you have greydwarf but not the public test role
Did you leave and come back?
No
I'm pretty sure you can get the PTB role through onboarding now
Never left not even during the hack
But you had access before?
Check out id:customize
I believe I did?
Oh wow it does give roles now sweet
As a command I input?
No, click that link
And tap on the roles that you want
No link for me
is this not clickable?
I just used it myself to get the patch notes role
Nope not for me I was checking out my permissions and safety of my account but still can’t see it
Thank you
Good evening. Before i go to sleep, i wanna gently remind you all that try to read and get to know how the particular mod works before you decide to install it in the game
I had 26 most popular mods installed rn, just tossed all of them in and didn’t spent too much time understanding their inner works
So for that very reason i spent several hours trying to figure out why the hell food and items was somehow “disappearing” in front of me
Turns out, i had automatics mod installed, which automatically stored items in nearby chests
😬
Cooked 26 deer meat on campfire and suddenly all of them gone, i was so mad for my “ignorance” for a while until i found out there wasn’t even burnt charcoals on the fire to collect, left me wondering where the hell the food was gone lol!
anyone intrested in doing a survival with me 3 people would be nice just dm me
Or dont mod 😎
modding is fun but some games are just good with out mods
also mods arent really a thing untill after you got bored of the base game
either way, none of this belonged here so... wellp
I've never played vanilla valheim. Ever. It's always been with the very least craft from containers and epic loot.
I have never tried mods in Valheim.. never wanted to try also. 100% completely vanilla-brained
your game, your choice 🙂
Choice is an illusion 😏
if its their choise to ruin their experience sure
just dont force it on others
Strikes me as odd to decide before even trying the game that it is lacking and needs change. 🤷♂️
I do mod tho D:




