💬〡general-off-topic

[jovial fable]

that fw the drip

[cold vessel]

chess is game for nerds

[warped sparrow]

bro, show me any game u actually won using thia

[cold vessel]

like maths

[jovial fable]

i ain’t a nerd 🥱🥱🥱

[vast swan]

Bro ur talking in a chess discord at 10am

Hate to break it to u lmfao

[hearty glacier]

hello

[wise mortar]

💀

[jovial fable]

it’s 11pm big boy

[warped sparrow]

its 6pm dude

[hearty glacier]

hello soy boy

[vast swan]

either way

[jovial fable]

not everyone is in ur timezone lil bro

[marsh wave]

it's 11am

[wise mortar]

How to change time zones

[warped sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-usopp-funny-anime-anime-meme-gif-5956627137734463391

[cold vessel]

Actually its 16pm 🤓 ☝️

[vast swan]

Ik time zone not really relevant u lowkey have to be a nerd to talk in random discords

[hearty glacier]

stop being a soy boy , soy boy

[vast swan]

And then the chess discord on top of that 💀

[jovial fable]

Nah

[hearty glacier]

bruv u act cool , if ur really cool type the n word

[warped sparrow]

i didnt order a yappuchino

[lime lava]

So much knowledge
I think ill be GM now

[warped sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-gordo-luffy-gordinho-gif-25125796

[vast swan]

Nah u right bruh YouTube has way more info than books im dumb

[lime lava]

Who said that?

[lusty wagon]

blud stop stealing my shee

[vast swan]

It was just an example lol

[lime lava]

Smh my head

[warped sparrow]

um, i read 0 books bro?

[warped sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-usopp-funny-anime-anime-meme-gif-5956627137734463391

[vast swan]

and?

[lime lava]

Meta fac
I cant even read

[warped sparrow]

its good

[vast swan]

Bro was just saying how can I get better then everyone was roasting books I’m not saying u have to lmao I was just saying they r pretty good if u don’t have some1 better than u

[lusty wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/sanji-luffy-gif-8363120696706789420

[warped sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/excellent-ip-address-i-have-your-ip-address-gif-23894879

[hearty glacier]

btw guys random question , people living in suburban/smaller cities , do u have small clinic with one or two doctors dispached around u . Or just hospitals?''

[lusty wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[vast swan]

there r clinics in the suburbs around my city

[warped sparrow]

my country has 2 children hospitals

[warped sparrow]

oh sorry, 1 is pretty much closed

[vast swan]

Bro lives in Lichtenstein confirmed

jk lol what country is that small

[warped sparrow]

other country with the letter L

[vast swan]

Lithuania?

[warped sparrow]

almost

[wise mortar]

Liberia

[marsh wave]

Legypt

[vast swan]

Latvia lmfao

[warped sparrow]

how is liberia "almost" lithuania?

[wise mortar]

Le France

[lusty wagon]

lunited states of america

[wise mortar]

Start with an L

😎

[vast swan]

Luxembourg ?

[warped sparrow]

do u have a mouse?

[vast swan]

That shit is tiny too

[lusty wagon]

london

[wise mortar]

No

[warped sparrow]

yeah

[wise mortar]

Oi bruv

[warped sparrow]

ok, thats why u cant click on my profike

[vast swan]

Yeah that’s what I thought when u said close lol

[wise mortar]

Ah ok, how to find a mouse for my phone

[warped sparrow]

but atleast we have renamed all "belonged to Russia and Russians" streets

[warped sparrow]

you know Pushkin?

[vast swan]

Nah

[warped sparrow]

basically the most popular Russian author

he was living in freaking 1700s

and yall renamed the street named after thim

[vast swan]

Damn

Tolstoy or Dostoyevsky is more famous in America I think

Bc u have to learn abt it in school

[warped sparrow]

they wrote books

[vast swan]

Yeah maybe u mean poet

[warped sparrow]

he was into poetry

[warped sparrow]

yeah

[lusty wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-usopp-funny-anime-anime-meme-gif-5956627137734463391

[outer lagoon]

Yall fw skibidi toilet?

[lusty wagon]

only in ohio

[timber cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/skibi-di-skibidi-toilet-skibidi-cameraman-skibidi-shower-gif-14100519840818449994

NOOOOO

ITS A LINK NOOOOOOOOOO

-10000000 aura

[vast swan]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[vestal basin]

Hi

[vast swan]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[vestal basin]

[timber cobalt]

this is a great failure. I must return to the mountains to contemplate my life choices

[vast swan]

Btw did u do /connect?

U have to connect chess.com acct to send embeds lol

[outer lagoon]

Embed fails are painful

[timber cobalt]

my aura cannot recover from this

[marsh wave]

Contemplation. -.-

https://tenor.com/view/confused-computing-counting-math-problems-gif-14678592

[sullen isle]

Good it didn't embed.

[outer lagoon]

@plain mauve Yh they can say whatever they think is horrible, im just saying if you dont want to risk arguing with someone maybe dont say stuff like that randomly

[outer lagoon]

Im scared to check what it is now

[dark flume]

https://tenor.com/view/skibi-di-skibidi-toilet-skibidi-cameraman-skibidi-shower-gif-14100519840818449994

[dark flume]

U good bro

[lapis brook]

cap

[outer lagoon]

Well some people do, maybe you dont but everyone isnt like you

[timber cobalt]

this was detremental to my health.

Obamacare doesnt cover this

[wise mortar]

Wagwan

[outer lagoon]

Your aura has gone into the negatives infinitely

[timber cobalt]

i am aware

[dark flume]

Get trusted role

[timber cobalt]

how do i do that?

[dark flume]

Figure it out

[timber cobalt]

dam

i can play two truths and a lie

[warped sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[outer lagoon]

No laughing thats mean!!!

[dark flume]

#❓〡server-faq message

[trail prism]

Streaming on voice from work

[stable perch]

chat

[lusty wagon]

chat

[trail prism]

Quack

[outer lagoon]

Replace q with a f

[trail prism]

Quaking Quack

[stable perch]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-dancing-duck-duck-shuba-duck-hey-ya-gif-22806014

[fleet scroll]

hoot hoot

[minor owl]

ONG

[trail prism]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-run-waddle-excited-cute-gif-15139270

[outer lagoon]

Blunder gang is wild

[minor owl]

😝 we live up to our name

join my gang cuh

we make blunders on the chess board and in life

[outer lagoon]

Yeah i probably should because i just somehow made 4 blunders in a row

[minor owl]

u should be our leader

[outer lagoon]

😭

[jovial fable]

hello

[minor owl]

aight bye

[jovial fable]

insane

[rare tangle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_erectus

[outer lagoon]

Imagine ever getting a brilliant move

[minor owl]

we have secret beef ion fw lil beo

[outer lagoon]

Blunders for life

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/gas-fortnite-minecraft-gif-21299773

[outer lagoon]

I remember when i got my first ever great move

I was so happy

[minor owl]

i miss my chess days

[minor spoke]

[outer lagoon]

[minor spoke]

They all blunders now

[outer lagoon]

[jovial fable]

how are u going this fine evening day or night choclate

[outer lagoon]

How does one get a tho

[minor spoke]

💀 it’s going

[minor owl]

make some random move it just happens

[jovial fable]

amazing

[minor owl]

u dont even understnad what u did it just happens

[silent quest]

What a nice mate

[trail prism]

Indeed :3

[outer lagoon]

What move did he make that had him not grab the rook

[trail prism]

After 80 moves of playing totals bs

[trail prism]

Forgor took that pic a week ago

[outer lagoon]

Low rated players confused on why they got a brilliant:

[minor spoke]

Kekw

[trail prism]

Oh he was on G8 went with rook then made king move then mate

[jovial fable]

how is duckmenistan going

[outer lagoon]

Oh

[trail prism]

Trying to push propaganda

[silent quest]

The king was prolly on g8 then Rf8 Rf7

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-based-fed-federal-agent-youre-a-fed-fed-detected-gif-27464914

[minor owl]

aight gang ill go study for 18 hours everyday only to throw all my tests anyway 🥶

[outer lagoon]

I love propaganda

[minor spoke]

What about duckwomenistan

[outer lagoon]

Guys i should become a dictator

[silent quest]

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/bubbles-no-way-trailer-park-boys-mike-smith-unbelievable-gif-9945210

[minor spoke]

Real

[outer lagoon]

Can i join the duck air force

[trail prism]

Destroyed em

[trail prism]

Sure come dm

[minor owl]

no way ur betryaing blunder gang

well uk waht thats on brand cuz this is a blunder

[random drum]

I just found a fcking addicting song but sad part is that it is in Hindi

[silent quest]

Can i join the duck navy

[minor owl]

go for it

[minor owl]

which song

[minor spoke]

U hate India with a passion fr

[trail prism]

Ye

[random drum]

found it on reels

[minor owl]

💀 what is this trash song bruh

[jovial fable]

LMAOOOOOOO

[minor spoke]

💀💀

[outer lagoon]

Exactly

[random drum]

I mean not everyone can understand hindi here so. I love India's national anthem, cricket team

[random drum]

U didn't even hear it man

[trail prism]

Would u like to be an lieutenant for future cases in which people would like to come in the navy ?

[minor owl]

i am hearing it as we speak

[minor spoke]

💀 valid

[outer lagoon]

Whats the latest plane model

[minor owl]

my opinion stands

[random drum]

ohk ur choice

[minor owl]

its hella mid 😔

[minor spoke]

Breathless >>

[random drum]

He's just a guy with 8k followers

[jovial fable]

i cant wait to get out of this darn hospital 🔥 im so bored

[trail prism]

Dukov-20

[minor owl]

no wonder he stuck on 8k bruh

[jovial fable]

LMAOOOO

[outer lagoon]

Ooo sounds sick

[random drum]

I don't like other things tho

[minor spoke]

What did u do to urself

[random drum]

uh at this point u are just trolling

[minor spoke]

When had he not trolled

[minor owl]

nah

[jovial fable]

ion even wanna say shit is embarassing

[minor spoke]

I’m curious

[minor owl]

😨

[jovial fable]

i was stabbed several times

[minor spoke]

Like that face

[minor spoke]

???

[random drum]

ugh I don't like trollers sorry

[minor owl]

sent a friend request

das wild bruh

[jovial fable]

a knife was inserted into my body like 7 times

[random drum]

I was trying to block you but by mistake clicked on it

[minor spoke]

What’s the whole story

[minor owl]

join my gang

[random drum]

they are together

[minor spoke]

Blunders

[jovial fable]

walking home attempted robbery and ion remeber too much but blud started stabbin

[random drum]

so i clicked on add friend

[minor spoke]

U attempted robbery?

[jovial fable]

No

[minor owl]

wait where did u find such a random song

[minor spoke]

Oh wait

[minor owl]

it was geniunely not that outstanding

[minor spoke]

And what were u doing

[jovial fable]

walking home

[minor spoke]

Have u heard breathless

[minor owl]

nop

[minor spoke]

😭🙏

[minor owl]

walk faster

[minor spoke]

Listen to it

[minor owl]

its a tough world out there kid

[jovial fable]

i called lil bro some slurs and he didnt like it too much 😔

[minor spoke]

…

[minor owl]

💀

what were u thinking

[minor spoke]

Thats uh partially ur fault for getting stabbed

[minor owl]

the worst thing u can do is escalate the situation

[minor spoke]

Fr

[jovial fable]

i mean

i wasnt letting bro take my phone \

[random drum]

Makes me happy 🔥 Ding ftw

[minor spoke]

Just run

[random drum]

This crown should belong to any country except Israel or India

[minor owl]

bro said " nah fuhk my chances of not getting robbed lmao"

[jovial fable]

if only we could change the past

[minor spoke]

So u didn’t even try to escape..

[random drum]

I hope nepo wins once too lol

[jovial fable]

i ddint expect him to whip out the blade

[minor owl]

do u think u could have took him on

like are u bigger

[jovial fable]

i tried walking off then he got in my face then we exchanged some words then he whipped out the blade

[minor spoke]

How’d u live

What happened after

[jovial fable]

other ppl saw it happen

[minor owl]

avg day in the uk

[jovial fable]

called ambluence

taken to hospital

drugged up

stitched up

[minor owl]

u live in the uk ?

[minor spoke]

Damn

[jovial fable]

and we sliding back after this 🔥😈

[jovial fable]

nah

[minor owl]

o

[minor spoke]

Find the robber and pull out the enchanted sword

[minor owl]

u think u could have physically over powered him

[jovial fable]

Frrr

[minor owl]

like clapped him lowkey

[jovial fable]

uhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe id k

[minor spoke]

It’s heroic

[minor owl]

u shouldnt dun sumn bout his knife hand while he was taking ur shit w his other hand

well its too risky tbh dont die

[minor spoke]

Bite it

[minor owl]

what 💀

[minor spoke]

Works every time

[jovial fable]

i didnt see the knife, he was in my face whipped it out and stuck it in the ol stomache a few times

[minor owl]

what is bro biting 💀

[random drum]

Magnus is not playing
Fabi lost on his own
Ian Lost too
Arjun couldn't qualify
Hikaru Couldn't win
MVL and Levon didn't even qualify
Except magnus everyone lost on their own so it means they were not that good
Kasparov's terrorist brain is affecting his normal brain too now

[minor spoke]

In broad daylight?

[jovial fable]

yh

[minor spoke]

Ur choice

[minor owl]

bruh how why did he pick u thats so stupid ur self said u could take him on

[jovial fable]

i live in a SHITHOLE

[minor owl]

they usually take on girls or vulnerable people

[minor spoke]

Bruh what didn’t he see that ur sigma

I didn’t just say that

[minor owl]

smartest thief

[minor spoke]

Rubbing off

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-crawly-crawly-wizard-mall-wizard-mall-gif-14992836518596419882

[jovial fable]

i dont really remember what build he was liek i lost some blood and memory

[minor owl]

damn 💀 go eat some shit bro

be well fed

[minor spoke]

No eat something good

[jovial fable]

morphine 🤤

[twilit river]

Dw she might be brit it's a regular occurance there

[jovial fable]

i am NOT a brit

[twilit river]

She might have adapted to it like mahoraga

[minor owl]

i said the same thing

[fleet scroll]

your phone aint worth getting stabbed over

[minor spoke]

What the hell did u do to urself

[jovial fable]

I didnt expect a knife to be pulled

[twilit river]

What'd I do😢

[minor spoke]

Kick him in deez nuts

[minor spoke]

Ur pfp

[twilit river]

What about it😠💢🙅

[minor owl]

ur a girl then ya obv ur getting robbed blud how did u even think u could physcially over power him 💀 just become a man tbh

skill issue

[twilit river]

This.

[minor spoke]

💀💀💀

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/ahh5-gif-27177170

[minor spoke]

…

[minor owl]

not much u can do about the situation if ur a girl just hope he takes ur phone and not ur life

or become a man

[jovial fable]

well i still got my phone so 🥱

[minor owl]

what how

[minor spoke]

What u lose

[jovial fable]

nothin

[minor spoke]

Huh

[jovial fable]

i was told he got scared and ran

[minor spoke]

Just some blood

Scared of what 💀

[jovial fable]

going to jail? idk

[minor owl]

so he stabbed u and allat for nothign i mean ya valid what did he think would happen if he robbed in broad day light

[minor spoke]

Is he caught

[minor owl]

bro is the worst robber ever

[jovial fable]

there was like some ppl watching so ig he didnt want to stick around

[fleet scroll]

story starting to sound fake now

[minor owl]

bro deserves his jail time

[jovial fable]

what?

[jovial fable]

i dont know

[minor owl]

even i could rob better than him

[minor spoke]

Fr

[minor owl]

matter of fact i could rob him

[jovial fable]

musta been his first time

[minor owl]

if he is that stupid

[minor spoke]

Most brainded robber of all time

[jovial fable]

like a pratice

gotta get the reps in b4 u go pro

[minor owl]

nah he clapped u in his training arc das wild 😭

if his life was a show u got off screened

das wild

i wouldnt take that personally

[minor spoke]

Bro said that and then said I wouldn’t take it personally 💀

[minor owl]

yes go get his ass bro

[minor spoke]

Skull

[minor owl]

u gonna take that bro ?

[jovial fable]

slide on the opps fr

[minor owl]

pull up to his house and tell him "for skibidi" and shoot his leg

[jovial fable]

ill send myself to jail just so i can get him

[minor owl]

he would be so confused

https://tenor.com/view/trisha-paytas-trisha-paytus-war-screaming-gif-25838750

for skibidi

[jovial fable]

fr

anyway gonna be hype when i get to go to court

gettin interviewed n shit

finna be like suits 🔥

[trail prism]

U got robbed?

[jovial fable]

unsucessful robbing

sucessful stabbing though

[trail prism]

Lmfao

[trail prism]

How deep

[jovial fable]

not very

[trail prism]

And where

[jovial fable]

stomach area

[trail prism]

U would be dead if he fully pushed

[jovial fable]

i think it was a small knife

doctors said ill be fine

[trail prism]

Ye cuz not too deep

[fleet scroll]

most stabbing deaths aren't from the stabbing

but from the blood loss

[jovial fable]

infection and shi

[trail prism]

From bleed

[jovial fable]

insane

[trail prism]

And I'd say internal leakage too if it hits smth

[jovial fable]

i saw a dude who got shot like 16 times and survivied

[trail prism]

Cats

[jovial fable]

cute

[trail prism]

Lucky day

Unfortunate for shooter tho :(

[jovial fable]

💀

[trail prism]

Btw in court wear a bright neon pink suit or smth like that u will win 100%

[jovial fable]

real

ive been itching for nicotine for so long 😭

one of the main reasons i wanan leave LMAO

[wild oriole]

Show me the duck shaker

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/ugly-face-my-honest-reaction-meme-gif-17891271681499088894

[trail prism]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-run-waddle-excited-cute-gif-15139270

[silent quest]

I would be honoured

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1627 (1697 peak)
Blitz: 1383 (1689 peak)
Bullet: 1786 (peak)

[marsh wave]

[versed dawn]

I broke my bullet peak rating 7 times,

[trail prism]

Come dm for terms n shit

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1422 (1430 peak)
Blitz: 1184 (1213 peak)
Bullet: 1193 (1244 peak)

[wild oriole]

This is not updating idk why

[jovial fable]

cos ur changed ur username, do /disconnect then /connect

[wild oriole]

Oh!? So that's the problem

[jovial fable]

Yea

[wild oriole]

Alr thanks!

[grim edge]

mystic

[jovial fable]

yo

[grim edge]

how aré you girl

[jovial fable]

what

[kindred willow]

Bro💀

[minor spoke]

What is that question

[grim edge]

i said how are you

[jovial fable]

oh

[minor spoke]

That isn’t what u said at all

[wild oriole]

I disconnected

[grim edge]

how are you, girl now better

[jovial fable]

im doing mediocre u could say

how are you?

[minor spoke]

That’s an overstatement

[jovial fable]

😭

[minor spoke]

I’m sure

[grim edge]

you are girl right?

[wild oriole]

It's not allowing me to connect it says I'm connected even tho I'm not

[grim edge]

I'm great did all day work

[kindred willow]

💀

[jovial fable]

nah im a alien from mars that photosyenthisises

[grim edge]

you need attention?

[grim edge]

lie

[jovial fable]

i never lie

[kindred willow]

Yes plz

[grim edge]

2nd lie

[wild oriole]

/ connect

[trail prism]

Who wanna play gartic phone 🗣️🔥

[grim edge]

no space

[wild oriole]

Keeps showing me this

[minor spoke]

What the hell do u gain from this question

[wild oriole]

Even tho I'm not

[grim edge]

don't poke your nose

[minor spoke]

Just asking 🧐

[jovial fable]

do /disconnect

[grim edge]

yeah simple i was asking too

[wild oriole]

Is it disconnected now?

[jovial fable]

Yep

[minor spoke]

Well there was a reason for mine not for urs

[minor spoke]

Ye

[jovial fable]

bangerrrrr

[grim edge]

I'm curious

[sullen forge]

fire

[jovial fable]

THE STEPS THAT I RETRACE!!!

[sullen forge]

listen to any SOAD?

[jovial fable]

yes

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jumping-cat-excited-excited-dance-gif-19354605

[jovial fable]

boyb, prison song, lonely day, sugar

[sullen forge]

all very good songs

[jovial fable]

toxcitity

aerials

chop suey

[sullen forge]

listen to suggestions and chic'n'stu

[minor spoke]

Yum

[wild oriole]

@jovial fable it's not connecting now it is showing an error I can't even send the image to show the error

[grim edge]

mystic are you girl

[jovial fable]

Uhhhhhhh refresh the page???

[sullen forge]

mate, for the love of everything that is true

stop

[wild oriole]

Lemme send you dm of the error

[jovial fable]

as ive told u im an alien from mars that does photosynthesis

[grim edge]

3rd lie

[minor spoke]

💀

[wild oriole]

/verify

[grim edge]

i don't have love

[jovial fable]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6hPRp4jG88mRd9bKRWAnCv?si=3e936f5101c14ffa everytime i see this song i think it says sigma

am i brain rotted chat

[sullen forge]

love doesn't have to be true

[sullen forge]

will listen

[minor spoke]

Listen

[grim edge]

what's matta you deeeef or somethin

[minor spoke]

Yes deeeef

[grim edge]

i listen bass music i hate sad and slow music

[sullen forge]

will listen

[grim edge]

you know this line?

[jovial fable]

it might be a bit heavy for ur liking

[sullen forge]

clicked on wrong message

[grim edge]

from rockabye bear 1952 ig

[sullen forge]

xd

[minor spoke]

Possibly

[grim edge]

suggest me bass song for example around the world by jb

[wild oriole]

Where can I reach out to mods?

[grim edge]

I'll send when I've access to pics after a week ig

[jovial fable]

@upbeat viper @clear sequoia

[twilit river]

You have to do favours to contact them

[minor spoke]

Bubbles Tokyo machine

[sullen forge]

its good

[jovial fable]

lol

[minor spoke]

On loop

[grim edge]

is it bass?

[minor spoke]

Eh there’s a bit not heavy

[sullen forge]

dyou like slaughter to prevail?

[jovial fable]

i like alex terrible but the band is meh

[grim edge]

bro 😡

[minor spoke]

Also that was not a legitimate recommendation it’s just a funny song

[grim edge]

i need heave bass

like tokyo drift or around the world by jb

[sullen forge]

he's hilarious

[jovial fable]

i like the clip of him singing wait and bleed when hes like 17

[sullen forge]

lmfao

alr what about lorna shore

[jovial fable]

its good

flesh coffin is a banger

[minor spoke]

Should I ruin ur guys day

[grim edge]

talking about weapon allowed?

[minor spoke]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7GR2ZDBAdqiRPeuoRc6nnX?si=XhS-6FcTRb6aL92eiTZ0Iw

[sullen forge]

ill have a listen to that one

[jovial fable]

Depends on the context i guess

[grim edge]

this girl looks beautiful damn 😍

[grim edge]

i wanted to say i love AK-47

[peak plank]

I got to 93% on the level

[grim edge]

with wooden stock

[minor spoke]

Which

[peak plank]

its been over 12 hours I cant replicate it

[minor spoke]

The astralis or something

[peak plank]

The one you told me to beat

[peak plank]

yeah

[minor spoke]

What was the name

[peak plank]

Astralith

[minor spoke]

Oh kk

[sullen forge]

actually quite like this

[jovial fable]

another victim fallen to the geometry dash

[peak plank]

its bad

[minor spoke]

What 💀

[jovial fable]

Banger !!

[sullen forge]

nah but at the speed of light by dimrain 47 will always reign supreme

[sullen forge]

good song

[minor spoke]

I dislike u now

[unkempt stream]

One should read this sad story of me 😭 https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/sad-story-of-an?page=1&newCommentCount=1#last_comment

[peak plank]

thats facts

[sullen forge]

same

[unkempt stream]

hi unity

[unkempt stream]

real loki?

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/ahh5-gif-27177170

[peak plank]

somone summon the apt team

[wild oriole]

.

[jovial fable]

congrats

[wild oriole]

Why doesn't it show I'm connected

[grim edge]

t5,😎

[wild oriole]

Wait it does now

[sullen forge]

the one of many

[worn ice]

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[peak plank]

@upbeat viper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oq9UAV028U

[grim edge]

what's meaning of bastman

[jovial fable]

batman but bastoura

[sullen forge]

bruce waysne

[grim edge]

are you guys native English?

[sullen forge]

no

[grim edge]

then?

[sullen forge]

german

[jovial fable]

kinda

[grim edge]

not being native English is hard here because I can't catch memes or phrases they use sometimes

that's why i directly ask questions and they reply high unintellectual things it bothers me

[sullen forge]

it takes time, but i suggest you stop asking if people are female

[grim edge]

I'll ask

[stable mirage]

@minor spoke stop

[grim edge]

if they are comfortable they'll reply if not they'll tell me stop

native means mother language a language which you perfect at

if Russian speaks with you you'll perfectly reply and talk?

[jovial fable]

Yea

[grim edge]

they won't laugh at your accent?

[jovial fable]

no

[grim edge]

your parents are Russian?

Wow Russian,I learn Russian at school but I don't know jack shi

[jovial fable]

One russian other non russian

[grim edge]

2 language can't be native

[jovial fable]

thats liek my french lmaoo

[grim edge]

How to learn Russian no joke

[jovial fable]

learn it as a small baby

[grim edge]

so if you speak English Englishman won't laugh at accent too?

[grim edge]

it's counter intuitive

[jovial fable]

my english is fine

[grim edge]

what tough in Russian for us apart from alphabet

[grim edge]

I wanna learn languages,but yeah I realized that as you're younger the information just seeps into your brain much faster, I learned English from watching agar.io videos

No joke

my language has sperate words sentence for gender

[kindred willow]

😂😂😂😂

[jovial fable]

english is good to learn since there is so much content with it

[kindred willow]

That is great

[jovial fable]

other smaller languages are tougher since less content

[grim edge]

what's bothering in Russian for us?if we learn

[jovial fable]

i dont understand

[grim edge]

I swear bro 2014-2015 even 2016 were great years, If I could go back to those years I would

[jovial fable]

2016 was 8 years ago 😔

[grim edge]

like if you learn my language bothering things is same word but said if differently ruins the sentence

[kindred willow]

It all went downhill starting 2017-2018

[jovial fable]

i see

[sullen forge]

i feel like it was 2016 for all of 2014-2018

if that makes any sense

[grim edge]

English is the biggest language in the world too so you can basically talk to anyone, but I would like to learn some other languages... Why was I a stupid kid...

[jovial fable]

Since covid time has not felt the same

[grim edge]

in every language there's distrubing thing to learn firts for Chinese it's alphabet for English speakers

[grim edge]

what's it so

[jovial fable]

💀

[grim edge]

ending is near

[grim edge]

Still bro even 2019 was INCOMPARABLE to what the 2020s are, I hope things change...

[kindred willow]

Honestly i already speak 3 languages so the only reason i would learn a 4th is for work

[jovial fable]

Crazy how mfers are been born in 2024, like u missed out on all the glory days

[grim edge]

hey guys one question what do you call dajjal in English?

[kindred willow]

Yeah fair enough

[manic pendant]

german has some of the longest words in the world

[kindred willow]

I can't take someone who is born in the 2020's seriously

[kindred willow]

German is aggressive af XD

[trail prism]

I got banned on a server for talking about 'little' Inocențiu ;-;

[grim edge]

i speak 5 6 languages 😎

[grim edge]

We'll miss out on flying cars and mars colonization

But they missed out on the popularization of the internet, smartphones,AI and much much more

[sullen forge]

theres german words no one has said before cuz we can literally just but 2 words next to eachother and combine them xd

[manic pendant]

yeah

[grim edge]

german has one beautiful thing no silent letters

[jovial fable]

they all gonna be brainrotted from birth with tiktok

[kindred willow]

Bro idgaf about mars its empty but playing GTA San Andreas for the first time that's the gold

[sullen forge]

nahhh

[manic pendant]

they missed out on pokemon go in its prime

[grim edge]

Bro fr I fw you

Anything that happened in 2000s/2010s in gonna be better than whatever happens in the future

[sullen forge]

we got san andreas on mars before gta 6

[kindred willow]

Of course

XD

[grim edge]

Besides that thing that happened in 2001

And some wars

r u kidding mars colonization is impossible

dude seriously?earth js made for js

[grim edge]

It ain't impossible

[jovial fable]

ive been binge watching a yt channel all abt chicago gangs and shit 😭

[kindred willow]

That thing? Aren't we allowed to say what happened?

[grim edge]

go try

[manic pendant]

they missed out on playing mario kart wii

[sullen forge]

if i can survive in san andreas i can survive on mars

[jovial fable]

elon is currenrly trying

[kindred willow]

That's questionable

[grim edge]

Idk bro mods are very strict

[grim edge]

every great brain will fail

[jovial fable]

the content is fire i cant lie

[kindred willow]

THE MISSED WII SPORTS

They*

[grim edge]

leaving earth going mars ahaha nice try

[manic pendant]

they missed out on mario party 8

[grim edge]

you need constant supply of oxygen by nature water by nature dude

2020s kids missed out on all the .io games..

[kindred willow]

They missed counter strike, vice city, Fortnite, battlefield,COD, COC, Clash royal

[manic pendant]

slither.io is amazing

[kindred willow]

All the .io games

[manic pendant]

they missed peak minecraft

[grim edge]

they'll have their golden things

[sullen forge]

mmm wii sports resort

[kindred willow]

These are not replaceable

[grim edge]

but you are right time before smartphones was golden

[grim edge]

fr

[grim edge]

Y'all haven't heard about this one probably but I was a damn good player in Diep.io

[kindred willow]

Who played mario and sonic at the Olympics on Wii

[manic pendant]

they missed the ds era

[sullen forge]

what abt agar.io

[jovial fable]

that’s the circle shooter one

[kindred willow]

Isn't this the game where you make squares and stuff ?

There was one where you would generate shapes or whatever

[grim edge]

I was good too but I didn't have friends near me to team with me well, teaming back then was the only way to get NO1 spot,prolly is now too

[manic pendant]

they missed finding out what snowgrave is

[sullen forge]

lmfao every time i tried teaming like jumbo did in his utube videos i realise 5 mins in that ive lossed like half my mass cuz im too shit at the game

[grim edge]

Nah you break cubes and many other things, and you level up your machine? Idk how to call it, maybe weapon

[kindred willow]

Oh yeah ik this

[manic pendant]

they missed technoblade

[kindred willow]

Tbh i never knew him until his death

[grim edge]

I was goated at this

[kindred willow]

Yeah i played it a bit

[jovial fable]

skywars technoblade was peak

[manic pendant]

they missed stampys lovely world

[grim edge]

i was great in street fighter

[jovial fable]

i got killed by technoblade in a skywars game way back

[kindred willow]

Mortal combat

Crazy Taxi

[grim edge]

Damn bro you're hurting me, jumbo,pumba all the different clans that existed, everything bro. What a peak era that was...

counter strike i was 2nd best in my school

What was that one big clan everyone had their name in

[manic pendant]

they missed the spamton sweepstakes

[sullen forge]

lmfao, dude last i saw jumbo was still uploading shit

[grim edge]

Must be an honor, I loved watching his Skyblock videos but he became GOATed with all different tournaments..

[sullen forge]

havent checked in a while tho

[manic pendant]

they missed the sans is ness theory

[grim edge]

The thing is they made these chrome games cause they loved to do that shit back then, nowadays they are all full of ads and bad monetization

[grim edge]

she's beautiful ❤️

[warped sparrow]

@lapis brook

[manic pendant]

they missed peak undertale fangames

[grim edge]

@warped sparrow you're gonna be GM one day hopefully

I know you from VCs

[warped sparrow]

tomorov

[lapis brook]

what

[grim edge]

Good

[manic pendant]

they missed super mario galaxy

[grim edge]

Theyll miss out on a lot of things, I think the biggest one the 2020s will miss out is GTA 6

[manic pendant]

they missed out on the new super mario bros era

[sullen forge]

yea true, never even found out what .io stood for

[grim edge]

It's like a trade mark for smaller games I think? I actually don't know lol

[sullen forge]

it was iconic tho for sure

[grim edge]

Damn I have to go now, it was nice talk to all of y'all

[sullen forge]

cya mate

[sullen forge]

ahj shit didnt see f1 in your bio

[kindred willow]

Tough shit

[jovial fable]

real

[kindred willow]

Bro wanna hop on vc?

I just charged my earphones

[jovial fable]

can’t i’m in hospital rn

[kindred willow]

What you got?

[peak plank]

@minor spoke okay I did it

[jovial fable]

i was wounded by a blade

[kindred willow]

How?

Altercation ?

[jovial fable]

attempted robbery

[kindred willow]

💀💀💀

Did they arrested the culprit

[jovial fable]

congrats

[kindred willow]

Arrest*

[jovial fable]

i’m not sure tbh

there were a few witnesses so i’m sure they did

or will soon

[kindred willow]

Did you MMA him?

[grim edge]

deep wound or ? little

[jovial fable]

not insanely bad

[grim edge]

atleast thanks to God you are alive

[west reef]

hello

[grim edge]

hello

[jovial fable]

got in my face and exchanged some not too nice words then he whipped out a knife, i didn’t notice and put it in the belly a few times

[west reef]

hi yall doing

[jovial fable]

yeah

[jovial fable]

fine, and you?

[grim edge]

your belly wounded too?

[west reef]

fine too

[kindred willow]

💀💀bro what is that neighborhood

[jovial fable]

i live in a shithole

[vast swan]

F bro

[kindred willow]

That's stuff from the US

[vast swan]

Nah getting stabbed is hella eu vibes lol

[grim edge]

they caught a robber here in our karachi they beat him and in end burned him alive

[twilit river]

Average night in London

[twilit river]

WHAT THE FU

[kindred willow]

Actually yeah sounds like a British thing

[vast swan]

U.S. they rob u at gunpoint 😂

[jovial fable]

all i remember is laying on the ground and just think it’s joever

[vast swan]

Much less scary Highkey

[grim edge]

they have had enough

[kindred willow]

Well it wasn't over

[grim edge]

everyday gun poin robbery everyday no law so they got law in hands

[quick quartz]

Weewee

[twilit river]

Yeah id rather be mugged my a gun than a knife

Cuz if it was a knife or something I'd try to resist and end up getting stabbed or something

[vast swan]

Yeah which is weird bc theoretically it’s much easier to pull a trigger than stab someone repeatedly

It’s way more dehumanized

[jovial fable]

what idiot would do that ‼️‼️‼️

[kindred willow]

Knifes are actually more dangerous

[vast swan]

But I agree being held up w a knife is scarier lol

[grim edge]

indeed 😅😂

[kindred willow]

Knives*

[grim edge]

just break his arm simple 😖💀

[vast swan]

I mean that has to be objectively false by what metric lol

how is a knife deadlier than ak47 extended mag

[grim edge]

you know you getting stabbed get once and teach him lesson

[jovial fable]

it’s easier to survive a stabbing than a bullet

[twilit river]

No robber robbing you with a 47 dawg 😭

[vast swan]

And u can shoot someone from 300m away lmao

Ik but he just said “knives are actually much more dangerous”

[grim edge]

if bullet hits in chess what's survival chance

[jovial fable]

knives are just easier to obtain

[kindred willow]

Well yk anybody can carry a knife and its actually very hard to counter to many possible attacking options defense unarmed is limited and 1 good cut and that's it you are out

[jovial fable]

if it hits ur lung ur cooked

[grim edge]

instantly?

[grizzled kelp]

Soldier boy

[vast swan]

Yeah but u can conceal a handgun I would argue easier than a large kitchen knife

[grizzled kelp]

Know you don't know me

[twilit river]

Dawg do you know how hard that is💀

[vast swan]

And u can kill someone easier at longer range faster legit every advantage

[grizzled kelp]

But come catch the chess work

[jovial fable]

nah blood would fill up ur lung making breathing difficult and u would eventually die

[grim edge]

God protect everyone i just had theory if it's happening and there's certainty if death that robber isn't going alive too

[twilit river]

As a person who's been to shooting ranges I can barely shoot a pistol with good accuracy

[vast swan]

Yeah 100m is easy tho I’m just saying 300m is pretty doable for anyone with a rifle

[grim edge]

worst it's

[kindred willow]

A jacket and jeans and you are good + you can carry it in a small normal chest bag or hide it on your waist very easy

[vast swan]

W a scope*

[kindred willow]

Not that easy

[twilit river]

Who's robbing people with a rifle, it's definitely gonna be a handgun

[jovial fable]

i saw a video of a guy whip out a whole katana outta his pants so it’s not impossible to conceal

[manic pendant]

own a musket for home defense

[twilit river]

And handguns are super hard like I can barely hit targets past 30 m

[kindred willow]

💀💀

[vast swan]

Yeah but it’s not even considered “long range” like a “sniper” is not used less than 400m

[grim edge]

what's mm in bullet

[vast swan]

U can def hit 300m target with a .22

Or .30

[grim edge]

what's that used for to tell bullet strength of something else

[kindred willow]

Yeah but an average person is not hitting their target on a 200m distance trust me

[vast swan]

I mean it just says the size of the bullet which tells things like how far it will travel and how much it will penetrate

[manic pendant]

as that's what the founding fathers intended

[vast swan]

How much it will drop over X amt of distance

[grim edge]

what's maximum achieved by 2024

[twilit river]

No one hitting anything past 50 with a handgun💀

[kindred willow]

Yeah i meant rifle

[grim edge]

not only limited to guns any guns broad question

[vast swan]

Bro have u been to a shooting range

U can easily shoot 100m and hit the target a few times if it’s the size of a person w a handgun

[grim edge]

i love rifle only AK-47 with wooden stock

and belt

[vast swan]

W a rifle it’s insane how accurate they r

[grim edge]

what's maximum mm achieved by 2024

[vast swan]

U could get 100% headshot

[grim edge]

50mm?

[vast swan]

Wdym largest bullet?

I mean it depends what u consider a gun prolly lol

[grim edge]

yes big bullet

[grim edge]

borad term its

[vast swan]

Boats have ginormous guns

[grim edge]

not limited to guns only

big guns too

[vast swan]

To shoot planes down

[grim edge]

what's caliber

[kindred willow]

Tbh i never tried guns but 100m seems like a long distance

I have friends who know a lot about guns

[vast swan]

Ig some r 120mm

[kindred willow]

Will ask them

[grim edge]

holy moly

120 is double bmg size

what's that gun used by rambo 4 ending scene

[grim edge]

was that sound real?

[vast swan]

Also if u consider tank rounds bullets 😂

[grim edge]

omg which bullet is of bmg

[vast swan]

Those r way bigger than bmg

[grim edge]

i said broad i need maximum caliber achieved by humans by 2024

tank planes any bullet i just asked maximum mm ever

I'll ask gpt ig

[vast swan]

I think this

Ww2 German railgun

800mm projectile lol

[clear sequoia]

If it's a 1on1 issue, DM one – and only one – of us.

If there's a message in the server you think violates server rules, ping @Server Mod, replying to the offending message.

[vast swan]

When it weights 7 tons do u still call it a bullet lmfao

It can go 47km tho shits insane

Way too expensive to move around tho and hella ez target

[jovial fable]

i think it was an issue with connecting his account, but he solved it

[somber bear]

Anyone wanna play

[peak plank]

Nc levels are the most insufferable things in existence

[visual lily]

Hey is there a way to make the Roman chess pieces that you get when playing the Roman bots to your theme for online games?

[gilded lava]

Anyone wanna play checkers?

[manic pendant]

no

[gilded lava]

😔

[cinder zenith]

[muted moat]

Just tried checkers for the first time today, my opponents didn’t have a good time.

[vestal basin]

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-shut-up-nerd-gif-17375844841948314694

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-mayhem-mind-blowing-this-information-is-mind-blowing-my-reaction-to-that-information-gif-27268321

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[grim edge]

indeed

[minor owl]

I was summoned

[tulip lichen]

cheesy

[fleet scroll]

:3

[tulip lichen]

boring endgame grinder

wish.com magnus over here

[fleet scroll]

not even close

[tulip lichen]

no shit

[fleet scroll]

even wish.com magnus would still be a gm

it would be keith arkell or something

[fleet scroll]

isn't the solution to just play with people that don't submit slurs in quiplash

[minor owl]

Hi player

Play w me all u want type shi

[lament jacinth]

Erm

[finite jasper]

Dis is a silly and a danjurr

[fleet scroll]

what the sigma

[minor owl]

Ya holon wait

[tulip lichen]

I cast manual breathing manual blinking, feeling your clothes, your jaw is heavy, your tongue doesn't fit in your mouth right and you can feel your toes.

[minor owl]

Wtf

[jovial fable]

who else are u gonna play with besides ur friends

[minor owl]

Stop

[finite jasper]

I’m ngl your pfp looks like a Hans niemann yt thumbnail

[minor owl]

I have gotten that before

It does not

[finite jasper]

lol

It’s the hair

[fleet scroll]

better friends

[finite jasper]

Methinks

[tulip lichen]

you're a wizard player

[minor owl]

He is not bad and I am a baddie so it

Doesn't add up

[finite jasper]

Vrej

[tulip lichen]

want to play knockoff raft w me

[jovial fable]

and what if those friends don’t exist

[minor owl]

Nah busy

[fleet scroll]

then it's a skill issue

[quick quartz]

Who else, when motivated, gets an Amp in Fluid Intelligence?

[fleet scroll]

imagine unironically referring to fluid/crystallized intelligence 😭

[minor owl]

What even is that

[fleet scroll]

one of the five bajillion theories about intelligence

[quick quartz]

Wdum

[fleet scroll]

trying to remember whose it was without googling. maybe spearman idr

[quick quartz]

Fluid Intelligence comes handy in Academics ngl

[quick quartz]

(Referring to last minute)

[fleet scroll]

ahh it was cattell, spearman was g factor

https://www.simplypsychology.org/fluid-crystallized-intelligence.html

[tulip lichen]

I cast terror

[quick quartz]

Have a damn Biology test

[tulip lichen]

don't you feel like there's always something behind you?

well there is and there always is it moves with you

look behind you

[quick quartz]

Let me self glaze

I have a great memory🔥

Crazy how it took me less then 2 minutes to memorize the structure of the heart and its functions, Flippin Goat. Let me leave

[worldly patio]

me when stuck at 590 elo

[tulip lichen]

egyptian ki blast

[twin moon]

Hey hey hey

[cursive pawn]

ok

[peak plank]

God I hate nc levels

[versed dawn]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

What

[versed dawn]

here

In Deutsch

[grim edge]

What do you want?

It still isn´t allowed.

[echo niche]

whats up caht

[versed dawn]

no freaking way man

[grim edge]

And I won´t discuss with you as I know I´m right. G´day.

[timber pine]

yo guys hello :DDD

[timber pine]

im new at chess 😄

[tulip lichen]

sigma skibidi

[timber pine]

i wanna improve

[timber pine]

"erm what a sigma"

[grim edge]

Come back my Skibidi Toilet!

[tulip lichen]

do you want to go insane and spend the last 10 years of your life a beggar and talking to yourself?

[grim edge]

☠️

[cursive pawn]

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[grim edge]

Where did that come from?

[timber pine]

yes it would be my honor

[tulip lichen]

it's erm what the sigma you imbecile

[cursive pawn]

Scobby dooby doo

[grim edge]

Bro wrote Scooby wrong

[cursive pawn]

My bad

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[timber pine]

damn a heart 💔

[timber pine]

and its what a sigma yes

[grim edge]

No, you should be punished for your crimes.

[timber pine]

it aint no crime bruh

[cursive pawn]

War crimes i did aren’t that bad bro

[timber pine]

fr

[grim edge]

It is in my country´s legislation.

[grim edge]

[timber pine]

missspelling a word is a crime ?

just shut it there is no point of this talk

nothing usefull

[grim edge]

Yeah, you have to go to jail.

[timber pine]

were just using internet for nothing

[grim edge]

You´re talking about sigmas?

[timber pine]

thats a crime

[grim edge]

Yeah

You´d get 3 months of jail.

[tulip lichen]

who tf says shut it except roblox kids tryna bypass the filter

[timber pine]

well i asked around here if i could cuss or no

[grim edge]

Meow

[timber pine]

put ur hands behind ur head

[grim edge]

Meow

[grim edge]

Meow

[timber pine]

"Woof"

[grim edge]

Meow

[timber pine]

A complete definition of useless

chat

[grim edge]

Meow

[timber pine]

bruh ig just get me tips to get better

[grim edge]

Yep

[timber pine]

if ur more than 530 rating

[echo niche]

train

[timber pine]

im dumb af

[maiden violet]

Turtle

[timber pine]

car

[maiden violet]

Cheese

[grim edge]

I´m nearly 1600. Just play as if your life would depend on it, but without emotions.

[timber pine]

chess

[grim edge]

Dishwasher

[maiden violet]

Checkers