💬〡general-off-topic

[trail prism]

It's just apple juice

[halcyon bluff]

the kids are not alright

[grim edge]

me fr

[flint fox]

yall

[trail prism]

But it is correct as we all are children of god

[halcyon bluff]

im adopted

[grim edge]

at least someone wanted u..

commiserations ig

[halcyon bluff]

they returned me the following week

[grim edge]

based

[halcyon bluff]

they just wanted my love

[trail prism]

Remembers me of my cousin

[flint fox]

No context.

[halcyon bluff]

so they literally ripped my chest open and took my heart then gave me a fuel pump to live off instead

[flint fox]

also i have no idea what head means

[trail prism]

The head of the rod of life ?

[halcyon bluff]

im now the third biomechanized human being to live without a human heart

[restive storm]

it's easier with letters

[halcyon bluff]

its also easier with lube

[grim edge]

aww

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-about-that-gif-18238502

[grim edge]

i blame my dirty mind on my brothers

[halcyon bluff]

who cares for a live demonstration

[flint fox]

yes

[flint fox]

what

[halcyon bluff]

$20 is $20

[flint fox]

wtf even is head

[grim edge]

thats it im leaving

[flint fox]

like in the context of the photo

[halcyon bluff]

im calling the police

420 what you smokin?

[grim edge]

Its a sexual act done between two consenting adults where the female sucks on the male’s genitalia

[nocturne elk]

i can only guess someone rearranged something lol

[flint fox]

oh

[halcyon bluff]

it dont gotta just swing that way

[grim edge]

I don’t recognize or accept other ways

[halcyon bluff]

ok prude

[flint fox]

who said it should be female

[halcyon bluff]

just say you dont want your future wife to be happy

[grim edge]

Oh that’s what you meant

[halcyon bluff]

or husband

[flint fox]

man i don't wanna get banned for this shi js drop the topic 😭🙏

[grim edge]

Yea no

[halcyon bluff]

its ok man I wont judge

[grim edge]

You don’t need to

[halcyon bluff]

you are the one with the shirtless ripped man picture

[warm spindle]

The stepping stone is getting past the abstraction.

[grim edge]

Having the picture of a spartan means Im gay?

[halcyon bluff]

oh boy are you in for a surprise

[grim edge]

You know if you aren’t trolling, I genuinely pity you

[halcyon bluff]

https://www.neh.gov/article/lovers-and-soldiers#:~:text=In Athens and Sparta%2C homosexuality,encouraged%2C and even legally incentivized.

[flint fox]

TF IS THIS

[halcyon bluff]

spartans were widely gay

[grim edge]

Okay and why does that concern me? 💀

[halcyon bluff]

its okay man I respect you reppin the squad

lil homie on homie action

[grim edge]

I’m repping their strategic superiority

[halcyon bluff]

thats what they all say

[grim edge]

Ok

[halcyon bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/frodo-keep-your-secrets-alright-then-lotr-gif-12907121

now that all the kids are gone

can we talk about scandanavian main lines

[grim edge]

No

Ur fat

[flint fox]

man i'm js reading bc i have no idea what to say

tf did i do

[grim edge]

Not u

[halcyon bluff]

damn thats kinda messed up

calling him fat like that

[grim edge]

Ok

[halcyon bluff]

this is joe biden's america ladies and gentlemen

[grim edge]

Ur so funny

Where did u get a sense of humor like that?

[halcyon bluff]

bought my sense of humor here

was on sale

[grim edge]

Ok

[halcyon bluff]

you should change your name to Pr3ssed because youre mad tight ever since I came in here

[grim edge]

Me? 💀💀

[flint fox]

bro i swiped my keyboard i totally didn't say "shitten"

[grim edge]

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Aight bro

[halcyon bluff]

aight lil bro

[flint fox]

the shape goes in a shape press that presses the shape in a pressed shape

now what?

[grim edge]

Yea relatively little compared to your obesity

[halcyon bluff]

I remember when I found fat jokes funny

then I hit puberty

[grim edge]

Theyre not funny

Its not supposed to be funny

Its an acute description of your physical condition

[halcyon bluff]

and youre not a cute at all

😬

[grim edge]

No i’m not cute

[flint fox]

Where is this convo going

[grim edge]

Idk

[halcyon bluff]

I got 2 tickets to paradise

[grim edge]

U’ll need them both for urself

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-cat-pat-pat-gif-25250101

[grim edge]

U count as two people

[flint fox]

Goddamn you

[grim edge]

Ok

[flint fox]

ok

[halcyon bluff]

namsayin

what would your mom say if she say your discord chat history

[grim edge]

U got defensive when i told u to find a better job if you’re not happy 💀 and ur saying im pressed?

[grim edge]

I dont talk to her

[halcyon bluff]

astaghfirullah

[flint fox]

trash compactor

[halcyon bluff]

the state of the ummah today

[grim edge]

Aha

La tsolef ya bagara

[flint fox]

Only now did bro's pfp load

[halcyon bluff]

brotha im memeing on a random chess discord

youre 100% serious

Seething

[grim edge]

Am i?

[halcyon bluff]

aM i?

[grim edge]

💀

[flint fox]

how tf r u supposed to mock a 3 letter statement without it looking like a grammatical error instead of a mock

[halcyon bluff]

real

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-mocking-gif-15817237996465785395

aM i?

like that I imagine

[grim edge]

Ok

[halcyon bluff]

[flint fox]

you play valorant?

[nocturne elk]

oh wait i thought nitro users could override the trusted role requirements

[trail prism]

I have come back

[halcyon bluff]

i stopped a while ago so I can focus on my company

[flint fox]

boosters do 😭🙏

[trail prism]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[halcyon bluff]

but I made it up to immortal 3

[flint fox]

i wanna play with ur ping pong balls

[nocturne elk]

oh 💀

[trail prism]

Btw here what u send
https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-mocking-gif-15817237996465785395

[halcyon bluff]

haha cheers

[halcyon bluff]

sir this is a wendys

[trail prism]

I think I might've used a lil too much fragrance on me

[halcyon bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/cops-police-sirens-catching-crminals-what-you-gonna-do-gif-22472645

[nocturne elk]

[trail prism]

https://tenor.com/view/cops-police-sirens-catching-crminals-what-you-gonna-do-gif-22472645

[halcyon bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-family-news-reporter-gif-13219653

thanks olly

[trail prism]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-family-news-reporter-gif-13219653

[nocturne elk]

bruh i saw 9" and i thought u meant nine inches for a second 💀

[flint fox]

wtf

[trail prism]

I ain't putting that cuz it has LGbshit in link

[flint fox]

btw is that short or sumn

[nocturne elk]

blud is a horse

[flint fox]

tf would that mean

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846

[halcyon bluff]

still a menace either way

bro ready to take 9"

[nocturne elk]

my lawyers have advised me not to elaborate

[halcyon bluff]

anyone taking 9" is a soldier in my books

[trail prism]

He should've said Hello 9 I'm Kiro

[nocturne elk]

guts bout to be rubik's cubed

[flint fox]

no bc that's a man 😭😭

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/cubiminx-rubik's-cube-cubing-geometry-dash-gif-15731089139133440294

[halcyon bluff]

me after taco bell

[nocturne elk]

is it delicious though?

[trail prism]

https://tenor.com/view/mickey-gouge-eyes-gif-20968115

[halcyon bluff]

nah dawg its just a meme

[nocturne elk]

oh lol

[halcyon bluff]

the only time i eat taco bell is i really hate myself at night

or they offer it to me after escaping a sandstorm in the sahara desert

[halcyon bluff]

literally me

on any given sunday

call me cameron diaz

if anyone can tell me what thats referencing in the next 5 seconds i'll venmo them $10

damn

alright boys and girls. Its been real. Its been fun. Its been real fun. I hope you all have a great rest of your evening

[flint fox]

no

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/pepsu-gif-25384113

[flint fox]

ok

[halcyon bluff]

wish that was me fr. ok goodnight!

[dusk grove]

[nocturne elk]

bruh where is that

[dusk grove]

It's milady discord server. A crypto nft server full of the most vile people you'll meet online

Elon musk tweeted about it promoting it

So it gained traction

Ever seen profile pics that look like a animated little girl art with a 1800s kinda theme

[grim edge]

Send a link

[dusk grove]

yeah I basically money flexed on them because they kept calling Indians poor.

[dusk grove]

You sure?

[grim edge]

Yes

[dusk grove]

Like I recommend against it but aight, I'll dm u

[grim edge]

Ty

[grim edge]

i'd only be distressed if i drank gross water

Hikaru Nakamura on Ding Liren: ‘Very concerned for him against Gukesh, world champ doesn’t look right, was literally shaking’

Carlsen Fears Ding Is 'Permanently Broken'

[split abyss]

Why

[twin moon]

Man it sure is quiet today

Paper plates

[fluid egret]

Dude I love noodle gambit

[nocturne elk]

blud trolling lol

[cursive pawn]

Oly lifting is so corrupt bruh

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/lifting-girl-woman-weight-lifting-clean-lift-gif-3298760

[nocturne elk]

how come

[cursive pawn]

Wada

[nocturne elk]

oh lol

[cursive pawn]

World anti doping association

More like world doping association

[nocturne elk]

is that for only WL?

i forgor bc the name is so not obvious lol

[cursive pawn]

No but oly lifting has money

Pl does not

[nocturne elk]

oh so it is for like many sports right

[cursive pawn]

Yes

But so many sports get a free pass like boxing and oly

[nocturne elk]

[cursive pawn]

Honestly makes me feel good abt the sport except that they still have sht testing in other countries

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/clarence-kennedy-kip-up-weight-lifting-gif-10057929

i didnt know clarence used to compete lol

[fluid egret]

[nocturne elk]

oh

[cursive pawn]

Yea like some algerian guy got caught using steroids recently i think he didn’t expect a test

[nocturne elk]

i find it so strange how people cheat in a sport with little money

esp with how terrible the health consequences are too lol

mao ze dong hair line

[cursive pawn]

I was wondering same until i saw how cheap sarms are

[nocturne elk]

wait really? some guy told me he spent hundreds a month

[cursive pawn]

Depends what he was taking if it’s steroids than yea but some sarms are $50

[nocturne elk]

its quite sad really, people just take them to look like some average dude who has been training for a few years lol

and bro lost it all when he hopped off

[nocturne elk]

wow i didnt realise that

[cursive pawn]

Dude nik you is losing all his gains for the upcoming meet because he cycled off

[nocturne elk]

oof

[cursive pawn]

But he still will get 1st place and break world records cuz steroids can take a year or two to fully recover

[nocturne elk]

if one could be a multimillionaire i would understand the doping, but bruh

[cursive pawn]

I really hope he gets caught

[nocturne elk]

thats crazy

[cursive pawn]

Bruh nik is a 17 yr old broke highschool student💀💀

[nocturne elk]

bro is like the average stockfish user

[grim edge]

Just the two of us
We can make it if we try

[nocturne elk]

cheating to feel good or something

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ojos123

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Rapid: 1400 (1420 peak)
Blitz: 1400 (peak)
Bullet: 1400 (peak)

[nocturne elk]

bro is thanos

[hallow crater]

Skibidtoilet

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-perfectlybalanced-gif-18301221

[hallow crater]

Sorry was a reflex

Gigachad

Im a sigma btw

@grim edge Ur a sigmaerin

[grim edge]

Mairos please catch this Pokemon

[hallow crater]

Oh noo

Mairos i catch u

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-vanish-gif-23656670

[cursive pawn]

which super hero movie should i watch

re watch

[grim edge]

Ironman

Any MCU

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-theboys-butcher-the-boys-the-boys-homelander-gif-26066522

[grim edge]

Nah this is bad

Eternals, yeah?

[cursive pawn]

the boys

i havent watched

[cursive pawn]

i watched so many times

[nocturne elk]

same i just watched yt recap lol

[grim edge]

I don't like eternals

[cursive pawn]

bluh cant tell difference between the boys and eternals

[grim edge]

Idk the outfit is similar

And there is some cyclopes kinda guy in eternals too

[cursive pawn]

do i rewatch invincible

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/the-flash-season5-reverse-flash-red-eye-gif-20201178

[hallow crater]

Yo u know that im a sigma right

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/super-sigma-cheese-lover-masonendertnt-sigma-cat-gif-2164438751122234295

[hallow crater]

I‘m actually

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-face-giga-chad-chad-gif-940721850618971211

[half kelp]

Not like us by Kendrick Lamar

[warm spindle]

Arch Fiends: The Joyenning.

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-trippy-gif-4957352

[hallow crater]

DAMN

[hallow crater]

Stop writing

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/football-overreaction-drama-gif-9387370

[hallow crater]

Thats me when its a stalemate.

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-cat-gif-13344828878808408450

[hallow crater]

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[slate owl]

:3

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/hurt-dog-sad-ouch-offended-gif-9658871699437611127

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-sleepy-cat-morning-coffee-gif-for-mary-gif-20056562

[slate owl]

me frfr

[nocturne elk]

why this cat look like hasbulla

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-gif-23653826

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/kitagawa-kitagawa-marin-marin-kitagawa-marin-dress-up-darling-gif-26094822

[grim edge]

youre so pretty, choky. send more cat gifs

[slate owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1208141406594662476/1229420269194711151/singlebungle1472-20240413-012616-000.gif

[nocturne elk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1146198572140871811/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[solemn crater]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wif-hat-catwifhat-cwif-gif-15565688291278231514

[nocturne elk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1230017589665595513/cursed.gif

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-gif-1138527484132843702

[grim edge]

youre probably wondering why you cant send gifs...well, wonder no more! we have an amazing plan for you! no hidden charges you just have to follow a few steps. !trusted

[stable jungle]

@solemn crater With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[solemn crater]

bru shut it ik how this works im rejoining the server after 2 months

me had forgor there was no gif

permissions

ty anyways tho

[digital phoenix]

wtf is going on

i swear im going to touch everyone in chat

[solemn crater]

u wHAt

[slate owl]

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/mewhen-panzoid-srzarts-gif-22915498

[digital phoenix]

thats a good sticker

[unreal fossil]

I am on a 10 game winning streak lessgoo

[silent quest]

Lets jinx it

[solemn crater]

ull lose the next one.

[solemn crater]

great minds think alike

[unreal fossil]

Anyone wanna play ?

[digital phoenix]

ull win, play a few more games

[silent quest]

[unreal fossil]

Thanks

[digital phoenix]

one day i decided to try playing until i lost a game
i lost my first game

[solemn crater]

does anyone else furiously start sweating when they see the opponent has no flag (aka is russian)

[digital phoenix]

no

[solemn crater]

🏳️‍🌈

[solemn crater]

pride month is in full swing

[digital phoenix]

pride month doesnt exist

the only month it is now is rain

its raining every day and im getting pissed

[solemn crater]

rains better than boiling heat

[digital phoenix]

i prefer heat bro better for football

[silent quest]

Boiling heat?

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/backward-running-gif-12880636

[solemn crater]

yes.

[digital phoenix]

whats considered boiling for u

[solemn crater]

heat that boils the innards

[slate owl]

mrrrp

[solemn crater]

45 ish (celsisus)

[nocturne elk]

bruh

[digital phoenix]

that sounds like india

[solemn crater]

moon walk: detroit variation

[nocturne elk]

that sounds like trees spontaneously combusting

[solemn crater]

ur hearing is on point

[digital phoenix]

well when i say i want heat 305K is good enough

[solemn crater]

no one uses kelvins

[digital phoenix]

its the si unit

[solemn crater]

no one cares about si units except for stem grads

[nocturne elk]

what on gyatt is 305K to C

[digital phoenix]

william thomson would be offended

[solemn crater]

subtract 273 u get the C's

[silent quest]

who uses kelvin in a regular conversation

[solemn crater]

jokes on him i use the Rankine scale

[digital phoenix]

si unit over everything

when someone asks for ur age give it to them in seconds

[nocturne elk]

based

[solemn crater]

wuts the time rn at ur place. i n s e c o n d s

[unreal fossil]

I won
11 game streak

[solemn crater]

kramnik is interested

[silent quest]

Im obliged to say , REAL

[digital phoenix]

58980 seconds past midnight

[nocturne elk]

whats the year in seconds

[solemn crater]

u actually did it... u have my respect si abuser

[digital phoenix]

31536000 seconds

[solemn crater]

i thought it was 1,717,403,127 seconds

[digital phoenix]

365x24x3600

[slate owl]

i wanna eep for 32 hours a day

[solemn crater]

ohh thats what u meant i thought u was askin how long its been t=since the last epoch in 1970

[digital phoenix]

be a koala bear

[solemn crater]

sloth bear

[slate owl]

i wish

[peak igloo]

Hi

[digital phoenix]

h

i am now an si unit user

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-koala-cute-gif-5079884

[solemn crater]

Здравствуйте

[digital phoenix]

i touched a koala bear before

[nocturne elk]

[solemn crater]

did it scratch

wait

in what way did u touch the koala

[digital phoenix]

consented way

like how u would pet a cat

[solemn crater]

oh thats cool

[digital phoenix]

@nocturne elk im about to touch u

[silent quest]

That's your consented way?

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/the-grinch-evil-smile-creepy-smile-gif-7618321

[digital phoenix]

no comment

[slate owl]

:3

bye chat

[solemn crater]

peace

[unreal fossil]

12 game streak!!!

[crystal wyvern]

.

[nocturne elk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1199456491971809330/Tumblr_l_1259313287361360.gif

[crystal wyvern]

👀

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-meme-staring-hd-watching-gif-23055924

[crystal wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-gif-17362402259664335134

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/mouse-hello-hi-gif-14742821

[vale frost]

Say bad china fast

[digital phoenix]

fast

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/40000k-ultra-hd-station-space-sus-gif-41051354836353085

[cursive pawn]

bruh im doing a deload and its harder than my regular days

[unreal fossil]

I won 14 out of my last 15 games and now I am back at 2050!!!!

[nocturne elk]

it really do be like that some times lul

[cursive pawn]

yea esp when you get 4 sets of highbar 5 seconds tempo x 10 reps💀

[nocturne elk]

pluh

[cursive pawn]

u prolly can handle that

olympic mfs be doing 7 sets 12 reps highar

[nocturne elk]

bruh LOL

one time i did a 70 rep set of back squat and nearly passed out

it was like 50kg

[nocturne elk]

my high bar probably catastrophically low (in weight) lol

[cursive pawn]

i would pass out with bw squat

for 70 reps

[nocturne elk]

in hindsight i should have stopped at 69

smh my head

[nocturne elk]

i was legit about to faint lol

[cursive pawn]

should do 69kg for 69

[nocturne elk]

that would be so incredibly difficult LOL

wonder what the WR is for bw back squat amrap

[cursive pawn]

id imagine a 4'3 guy with short legs and 60lbs bw

[nocturne elk]

actually now that i think about it if you give me one hour and i can just stand there with the weight to rest

it would certainly be the stupidest thing i would ever do LOL

[nocturne elk]

60lb 💀

[warm spindle]

Disgusting

[cursive pawn]

body shaming

[warm spindle]

Yes but only that specific description

[cursive pawn]

Bruh there is internet outage break

[cursive pawn]

Why is it raining so bad today

[grim edge]

#💬〡chess-talk message

Don't click here

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-ok-ok-ok-oh-ok-oh-okay-gif-18238573721271168162

[warm spindle]

Someone angered the lord

[daring loom]

Ke2 is the best opening 🗿

[slate owl]

neither is

[drifting geyser]

lmao'

they closed my account,

But they gave me my other one back I hope

nope they never even emailed me,

Support blunders!

[nocturne elk]

what did vro do

[drifting geyser]

Someone took my main account.

So I made another.

Now it appears they closed both for having multiple accounts.

I emailed them again.

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cathuh-what-you-say-what-cat-huh-gif-6014372751227500871

[drifting geyser]

I'm done. Just using lichess here out -.-

[slate owl]

:3

[drifting geyser]

Okay they messaged me back now.

[cunning mica]

Does someone here know what software is mom proof on linux mint?

[jaunty kindle]

Theres a bash script which lets you automate this command: rm -fr /

[cunning mica]

I'm not dumb

And its rm -rf

Not fr its rf

[jaunty kindle]

The order shouldnt even matter lmao

[cunning mica]

Its should be

[jaunty kindle]

Try it

[echo niche]

sup

[jaunty kindle]

Hi

[cunning mica]

Its won't work

[echo niche]

i hate you btw ._.

[jaunty kindle]

[echo niche]

Dont look at me like this now

you know why

[jaunty kindle]

[echo niche]

Strange

[marble flare]

hey

how to get trusted

[stable jungle]

@marble flare connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[marble flare]

i have already connected it

[echo niche]

#❓〡server-faq message

[grim edge]

i need a new discord identity

done i think

[grim edge]

So much drama on a Monday morning

[fleet scroll]

The order doesn’t matter

-rf is just condensing the flags -r and -f into one commandline arg

[slate owl]

always so eepy except for when im in bed

tragic

[spice idol]

facts

[fleet scroll]

being eepy has become my default state

[slate owl]

[fleet scroll]

[echo niche]

its just the way i am

[spice idol]

Did you guys know lil baby is a woman?

[silent quest]

I dont even know who lil baby is

[fleet scroll]

I think most people don't know who lil baby is

probably some shitty rapper

[silent quest]

[orchid sun]

fax

[spice idol]

he's alright

[grim edge]

this is exactly what your dad said to your mom

before he went to look for the milk in Alaska

[wild granite]

Damn that’s harsh af

[fleet scroll]

cheese :3

[echo niche]

:/

sadge

guess ill just become a stripper

[fleet scroll]

lmao what

that's wild

[honest drift]

Oh no dahlia typing run

[grim edge]

cool. im a bouncer and youre that

[echo niche]

Wtf is a bouncer

[fleet scroll]

checks id at bars/clubs and kicks out unruly people

[grim edge]

idk, like the big dudes in the club

imma protect you princess gonzie

[echo niche]

So a security?

[echo niche]

Damn hell yeah

[honest drift]

Security guards who are jacked af wear black suit and are one, they basically whoop anyone's ass who try to ruin the club environment

[echo niche]

Strippers is a synonym for professional chess player right?

[fleet scroll]

yeah definitely 🤪

[honest drift]

@grim edge

Please explain

[echo niche]

Damn. I wanna be a strpper ig. im already on 2000 strippers

2052 to be exact

[echo niche]

Explain what

[fleet scroll]

I mean, I guess you could win otb because your opponents would vomit and pass out

[echo niche]

Strip chess

Thats one way of turning chess into a interesting game

[silent quest]

Nuh uh

[fleet scroll]

worked great for me because my ex was 500 rated

[silent quest]

[grim edge]

@fleet scroll happy pride month

[echo niche]

if we were playing strip chess against each other, then i would probably accidentaly hang my queen every time

[echo niche]

Hell yeah

[fleet scroll]

uhhhh aren't you a child

[echo niche]

wait how old are you @fleet scroll

[fleet scroll]

27 💀

[deft arch]

old fart

[grim edge]

is anyone planning on moving to Yemen since the real estate has gotten so cheap

[wild granite]

That’s like moving to Venezuela

[echo niche]

Old. Im 20 tho

[wild granite]

Bc the real estate has gotten so cheap

[fleet scroll]

oh ok feel free to blunder your queen then

[echo niche]

[grim edge]

venezuela how do you immigrate there

[grim edge]

wow just wow

[fleet scroll]

wow what

[grim edge]

nothing just saying wow to princess gonzie

[fleet scroll]

wait gonzie is a woman?

[grim edge]

no

[fleet scroll]

oh ok

[fleet scroll]

dahlia is trash talking you

[grim edge]

he's a 4'10 dude

[fleet scroll]

headpat height

[silent quest]

That's cruel

[green jungle]

Fate is often cruel

[fleet scroll]

hey we appreciate our short frens here

[grim edge]

he can wear high heels to get at least 5'2

Hi can I face someone around 1800-1900 rating I want to see what I lack and what I should work on inorder to push for that higher rating

[fleet scroll]

no. play more rated games first

[grim edge]

ok

[echo niche]

Sup

Are my jokes getting out of hand again?

[echo niche]

im probably taller than 80% of the members here.

[echo niche]

@fleet scroll you down to study today?

[echo niche]

Thats normal btw

[fleet scroll]

Yeah I gotta work, but I can study after work if you want

what's your timezone?

[echo niche]

same

I think berlin timezone is gmt+2

[fleet scroll]

oh so it's like midnight for you when I get out of work 😭

[echo niche]

lmfao

yeah ill finish work soon

[fleet scroll]

I just got to work

[echo niche]

hahaha

where are you from?

[fleet scroll]

US

[echo niche]

ah ok

makes sense lol

[grim edge]

how are you guys celebrating juneteenth

[echo niche]

what even is that

[fleet scroll]

recently added US holiday that celebrates when the last slaves were freed

[echo niche]

really?

Didnt know that lol

[fleet scroll]

yeah. Texas kept slavery going quite a bit after the civil war had ended

well it was technically still ongoing, but it was effectively over

[grim edge]

It celebrates when the republican party ended slavery with the emancipation proclimation

[fleet scroll]

a little more american history. Every major civil rights win has required government and/or military intervention

because the people that are denying the rights won't stop unless forced to

it was the same thing when segregation ended. the national guard had to be sent in to forcibly end it because plenty of southern states wouldn't accept that segregation had ended

[grim edge]

its not recently added I have been observing juneteenth since I was a kid

it was juts made a federal holiday

[fleet scroll]

https://nmaahc.si.edu/explore/stories/little-rock-nine

it literally took a military escort for these students to go to school after integration had started

[grim edge]

awww who

[fleet scroll]

gonzo 💀

[grim edge]

who

owl

[fleet scroll]

I'm 6'4 you bozo

[drifting veldt]

ya after eisenhower integrated the little rock nine they became the little rock 9x+C

[proper spear]

Then they became the 9 little rocks sitting on a tree

[green jungle]

...

i hate you

[grim edge]

Novak

Djokovic

[fleet scroll]

you're awful. go sit in the corner >:(

[violet sapphire]

you

[violet sapphire]

i challenge you to a 1v1

[fleet scroll]

what's your chess.com account?

[limber gyro]

Never be depressed because no matter how dark you may believe your life is.. nothing could be as dark as KSI -- Me

[digital phoenix]

im back

[slate owl]

shut up (cutely)

[olive moth]

🫷😲🫷

[bright glade]

whats with ur nickname

[fervent comet]

@wise mortar can u pls stop pinging me :)

[wise mortar]

Apologies

[fervent comet]

he cheated and got locked out

[slate owl]

he cheated and got locked out

[echo niche]

Why you lying huh

[slate owl]

werent u like 7'9

[echo niche]

I use metric system. Idk wtf that is

[echo niche]

Damn. No

[drifting geyser]

Hola,

[umbral wind]

Gonzo the freak is here

[potent arrow]

il y a des français ?

[drifting geyser]

o.O

[umbral wind]

<@&745328830649991179> hello server experts, when I get my title authorised on cc and I choose to remain anonymous, can I still play in tournaments such as Titled Tuesday? Or do I have to add my name

[grim edge]

holy

[grim edge]

id doubt theyd know this, maybe contact cc as opposed to server mods lol

[slate owl]

u got a title?

[grim edge]

just busted a few nuts

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chess_r1zzler

This is the Chess.com profile of chess_r1zzler. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1527 (1550 peak)
Blitz: 1407 (1485 peak)
Bullet: 1339 (peak)

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/rizz-face-rizzler-gif-16836605285635395348

[pastel verge]

I finally had comeback 💀

Thx to lichess

[grim edge]

wow nice

[jolly belfry]

Stock market bending me over rn

[grim edge]

what are u holding

[jolly belfry]

A bunch of stuff but mostly CEG calls

[grim edge]

lmfao

[jolly belfry]

I'm down 500 bucks today so far

[umbral wind]

Yup

[jolly belfry]

It's fake asf

[umbral wind]

Well they choose to help out here so they should know😫

[umbral wind]

Shush

[grim edge]

cool to have a title

[umbral wind]

I wasn’t going to

But titled Tuesday sold it for me

[grim edge]

if you have one, go get it

[jolly belfry]

He plays TT and goes 0/11

The 1500 rated WCMs no dif him

[grim edge]

so he is not good then?

[jolly belfry]

Correct

[upbeat viper]

contact support for such question

[grim edge]

why do you have to throw rocks at him?

[jolly belfry]

He's bad

[grim edge]

did that make you even better in chess?

if you have nothing nice to say, hush little baby.

[neon garden]

My account has finally be sorted.

but I couldn't disconnect the other account so made a new discord, entirely

[grim edge]

heheheha

[plain lantern]

bombastic

[umbral wind]

Ugh

[umbral wind]

Lmaoooo

[jolly belfry]

Despite being a baby I can still mog fin

His account is boosted so hard

[umbral wind]

Damn bro

[grim edge]

You are a 5-year-old little baby. Go ask your mom for attention

[umbral wind]

Hurting my feelings here

[jolly belfry]

Also he sent me pics of him mewing in dms and they were mid asf

[peak fog]

God damn

[umbral wind]

I’m working on it I only started 2 months ago

[peak fog]

Streak?

[umbral wind]

Yessir haven’t missed a day

[peak fog]

Will work out then sir

[jolly belfry]

@umbral wind why aren't you active in moons server

[peak fog]

I only have sharp jawline cuz of being slim asf

[umbral wind]

I don’t like the people there

Catarax for example

Or savannah whatever he calls himself

[jolly belfry]

I wonder why

[cinder zenith]

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-manchesterunited-manchester-united-ronaldo-gif-769054253173128366

[novel moat]

[grim edge]

@plush raven you are so bad. you told me im a bad luck, but guess what? Gonzo is winning his games because he said im watching his games now.

[dire cargo]

Messi fan?

I got messi clips too?

[novel moat]

What

[dire cargo]

Or maybe new gen fan? Halaand mbappe jude

Gavi?

Pedri?

[novel moat]

I don't watch football that much nowadays

[dire cargo]

Vinicius prolly ri8

[dire cargo]

Whom do u like then

[lucid minnow]

no new faces

Nice

wassup guys

[dire cargo]

Sup

[lucid minnow]

Hi hru?

[novel moat]

I mean i used to fanboy barca when it had busquets iniesta pique puyol xavi messi neymar

[dire cargo]

Alr say less

https://tenor.com/view/bellingham-gavi-bellingham-jude-bellingham-jude-bellingham-gavi-gavi-gif-11635109843521789004

NAHHAHAH

Jk bro jk

I got u I got u

https://tenor.com/view/puyol-trophy-team-football-team-football-gif-17256231

[slate owl]

gn chat

[grim edge]

sleep tight

i will be watching

[slate owl]

gladly

[dire cargo]

Gn? Already?

[slate owl]

nvm

[orchid crown]

Hiya adelynn

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-alnassr-al-nassr-cristiano-ronaldo-cr7-gif-6264045084465686813

[slate owl]

hewo :33

[dire cargo]

Get rizzed by ronaldo

[orchid crown]

Helloo

[zealous glen]

ma'am you are 800

[orchid crown]

Wsg

[dire cargo]

If I remove r with j... it would be so wrong 💀

[dire cargo]

Wsg ma... mari

[orchid crown]

.....

[orchid crown]

?? Uh nothing much wbu

[dire cargo]

Nm either

[slate owl]

[dire cargo]

Trying to find tactical puzzle on CC's counter part

But can't find it

[slate owl]

got me a lil hater 🗣️

[dire cargo]

Where is the tab bruhh

[slate owl]

[dire cargo]

Lil? Lemme make him big

[orchid crown]

Same fr

[grim edge]

someone make me a custom minecraft skin

or cringe!

[orchid crown]

Just chilling?

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/sydney-sweeney-gif-9696680044633643826

[slate owl]

very funny

truly fun

[dire cargo]

@slate owl Show this to ur lil hater

[slate owl]

[silent quest]

I thought i got flashed

[orchid crown]

That's adelynn

[grim edge]

pound of makeup lmao

[slate owl]

im a dude

[dire cargo]

U know the tab where I can change the theme of the puzzle?

[dire cargo]

Yea

[orchid crown]

Sorry mb kanye is you

[slate owl]

its trash anyway use lichess

[dire cargo]

Lmao

[slate owl]

im 15..

[dire cargo]

Wait what? That's Sydney bro

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/album/2ipPVolNUBz0kCoc3VJ9zc?si=wpgImRIwTFG7nv3IbBqzeA listen

[silent quest]

Gah dayum

I take it back

[dire cargo]

Bruh I'm asking about that 💀

[dire cargo]

Real

[orchid crown]

Nice to meet you 15 Im mari

[dire cargo]

💀

[orchid crown]

Oh i was just kidding lol

[slate owl]

erm actually its 15.. but hi mari :3

[dire cargo]

Bruhh what is this chat

[silent quest]

General off topic

[orchid crown]

[orchid crown]

Basically general

[dire cargo]

Damn... genius

[slate owl]

i wear vans once and i get a blister

[dire cargo]

Real

[orchid crown]

You ever wear converse?

[dire cargo]

Uh... ok

[tawdry ivy]

hi chat

[dire cargo]

How long was the video? 1 sec?

[dire cargo]

Wsg

[grim edge]

hey pooks

[orchid crown]

hello cat playing violon

[slate owl]

yh smth like that

[tawdry ivy]

i have many talents

oh i love converses

i have like three pairs

[slate owl]

i own like 3 pairs of shoes only

[grim edge]

whimsical

[orchid crown]

I don't have converse are they good

[slate owl]

ion go out much :3

[orchid crown]

Name em lol

[tawdry ivy]

im gonna have a stroke

[slate owl]

if you have a spare hour for taking shoes on and off sure

[orchid crown]

samesies 😭

[umbral wind]

rinqed the aspiring chess mod

[orchid crown]

Aight nevermind then

[slate owl]

and it does NOT protect your feet like at all!

[tawdry ivy]

yeah but the style is worth it

its worth it

its like demonias

[slate owl]

yea the drip tho

[orchid crown]

The drip is fire

But i value comfort

[grim edge]

that’s not good

[twin moon]

Did dankmemer get rid of /gayrate and /gay or was that another bot?

[jolly belfry]

Down 600 bucks on the stock market so far today

[twin moon]

Your first mistake was going into the stock market today

[jolly belfry]

I didn't exactly expect gme to get rugpulled and for it to break the whole market

However, I think everything being messed up scared a lot of people off, but things will go back to normal soon, so I might double down

[echo niche]

@grim edge i need you in my vc now!

[grim edge]

okay princess

[echo niche]

youre giving me luck and skill

[twin moon]

Was that rizz 😳

[echo niche]

I feel rizzed

[twin moon]

The Filipina rizzler

[echo niche]

She my daddy now yk

[twin moon]

She is everyone’s daddy

Just that good in rizzenomics

[floral plover]

sorry for ping

[twin moon]

Oh yea I got one of those but from a different user

[floral plover]

@grim edge

[twin moon]

Prob the same thing just different bots

[floral plover]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[fleet scroll]

BRUH

[tawdry ivy]

so true

[orchid crown]

Do you play any instruments btw

Lmao same also hi leg

[zealous glen]

guys u know the music app deezer?

[orchid crown]

Whats that?

[grim edge]

that is super racist and triggering

[grim edge]

truth hurts sometimes

@moderators

[restive storm]

Moderators, that video contains the f word ban him now

[grim edge]

Novak Djokovic

[lime lava]

And now we wait

[pale trout]

yo

[hearty glacier]

guys i'm gonna blow ur mind

today i found out that vending machines refusing ur money means that it does not have enough change+

[green jungle]

refuing

[hearty glacier]

stupid jit

cool profile

@green jungle do u guys have coffee vending machine in the land of freedom and democracy ?

[grim edge]

my chess is not chessing

hi

anyone play 1 v 1

[green jungle]

i dont drink coffee so even if i saw one i wouldn't know what it looks like

[grim edge]

?

[pale trout]

balls

[junior breach]

@everyone I need help in my math hw , can you help me pls?

pls :c

[mighty forge]

Hi

[grim edge]

tier 26

pathetic........

check out gddl

yes

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-surprise-hiding-kitten-kitty-gif-18399089

[rocky badge]

Hello, I am new here. I was looking through the roles and saw "Support Ukraine" is there a "Support Russia" role as well?

[radiant frost]

no because chess.com is American so it's biased

[rocky badge]

Lmao

[outer sage]

Sup

[rocky badge]

I don't support either but it's funny how you can only support Ukraine

[grim edge]

West Good East Bad

[rocky badge]

Both are bad 😎

[fleet scroll]

why do you think anyone would help you with that shitty ass profile

[fleet scroll]

no because supporting fascists is bad

[rocky badge]

Sure bro, the Russians are the "fascists" lmao

[fleet scroll]

correct

[rocky badge]

Incorrect

[fleet scroll]

you're allowed to be a dumb teenage boy

it's all good. you'll figure it out when you're older

peace out

[rocky badge]

And you're allowed to be misinformed

[fading spruce]

Are y’all arguing over Kharkiv’s?

[grim edge]

Most people are ignorant, they dont know that Ukraine was overthrown in 2014 in a coup and has since been a dictatorship

[grim edge]

Russiaphobia and Anti-Semetism are unfortunately all the rage among todays youth

i'm starving.

[grim edge]

I don't think these edgelords understand the definition of "fascism", far right authoritarianism.... Russia is a free democracy who at least doesn't make it illegal for opposing parties to run like the regime holding ukraine hostage does

[grim edge]

whats for dinner

[grim edge]

Brainwashing goes hard

[rocky badge]

Hey, I'm just saying. Russians don't have a Museum of a fascist guy who killed 100 000 Polish people.

[grim edge]

im way too generous of a person to be a businessman

[grim edge]

idk. i havent had lunch. i will have lunner (lunch+dinner)

[warm spindle]

Same.

[warm spindle]

Same.

[grim edge]

yay we're the same. im having chicken pesto sandwich

[echo niche]

Sup chat

[outer sage]

Sup

Gang

[grim edge]

i made some hummus last night

and baba ganoush too

send us the pics

[echo niche]

Sheesh

[grim edge]

i like hummus

[outer sage]

Yummy😋

[grim edge]

i didnt take hummus pics

https://tenor.com/view/baba-mustache-gif-25909776

[outer sage]

💀

[grim edge]

it was just chickpea tahini olive oil salt lemon garlic

Gonzie, have you found your baba?

i did this nice eye of round on saturday

[echo niche]

Which nationality has the best kitchen?

[echo niche]

No :/

[grim edge]

the potatos were lit i parboiled them first

potatoes

[outer sage]

Oh steak :/

[grim edge]

I need to do this again

[outer sage]

Ohh

:/

[echo niche]

Are you gonna help me find him?!

[grim edge]

google says Italy

[grim edge]

yeah 🫶

but send us a sketch of your dad

don't give a human stick drawing

[echo niche]

Google is damn Right. There’s nothing better than scampi, ostriche, and good old spaghetti

[outer sage]

Yeah

[echo niche]

Don’t have :/

[outer sage]

What happened?

[fleet scroll]

mexico

[echo niche]

I’m looking for my dad.

[grim edge]

ask your mom to describe him. im good at skribble. i can help

cough

[echo niche]

Good stuff but I don’t know if it’s best actually

[outer sage]

Uhh what happened to him?

[outer sage]

Missing?

[echo niche]

Uh she is missing too

:/

[grim edge]

😭 😭 why haven't you told me that youre an orphan

poor gonzie

[echo niche]

Uhhh

[outer sage]

What is going on

[grim edge]

gonzie doesnt have parents

[echo niche]

Hard life

[outer sage]

Really?

[echo niche]

Uh

[grim edge]

that's his story.. who else am i gonna believe?

[echo niche]

Uh

Yeah

[fleet scroll]

gonzo don't worry

I'll be your dad

[echo niche]

Wait what

[grim edge]

yesssss

[echo niche]

Whoooaaaatt

[fleet scroll]

[echo niche]

Uhhh

[pale trout]

yo

[echo niche]

My main board (brain) isn’t working anymore

Or

Well cpu

[fleet scroll]

it's ok son. you'll figure it out

[echo niche]

Uh

@grim edge Pls help

[fleet scroll]

😂

[grim edge]

youre on your own

[outer sage]

What happened to them?

[echo niche]

I’m in a fictional prison called confusion

[pale trout]

cool status dude

[grim edge]

sorry, buddy, my shift just ended. im not your bouncer anymore.

[fleet scroll]

[echo niche]

._.

Guess I’ll go to sleep

[grim edge]

good night gonzie. let the bed bugs bite you

[echo niche]

Bed bugs?

I just googled

Ewwwww😭

[grim edge]

yeah, you have wooden bed, right?

[echo niche]

Guess I won’t sleep anymore. Thanks.😭

[echo niche]

Maybe.

[echo niche]

I just have to stay awake for about 70 more years. Will work somehow

[outer sage]

You look 22 and 16 at the same time (not in a mean way)

[fleet scroll]

a bed bug problem is easily solved with a flamethrower

[grim edge]

please, whatever life gives you, never ever respond to yourself

[echo niche]

._.

Sorry ig

[fleet scroll]

If you talk to yourself, that's fine.
If you respond to yourself, that's also fine.
If you ask yourself to repeat what you just said, you have a problem.

[echo niche]

what if I have multiple problems?

[grim edge]

im 48 on discord. 48

[fleet scroll]

then you're gonzo

[echo niche]

I’m 48 and a half

[fleet scroll]

I'm 48.51

[echo niche]

Well okay thanks?! Dad?!

[outer sage]

Tf

[echo niche]

Not a behaviour I’d expect from my dad. Not cool

[fleet scroll]

You're welcome son. When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice back into life's eyes!

[echo niche]

Pffff

[echo niche]

Life only gave me depression so far

I made depressionade

Didn’t taste as good as lemonade tbh

[fleet scroll]

I've had my fair share of depressionade. Drinking some now in fact

But, it's almost gone. I just have to do a few more things and I can get back to lemonade

[echo niche]

You can take my share too

I don’t want it

[fleet scroll]

No thanks I have plenty

[grim edge]

when life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice directly into your eyes then shout RAHHHHH and ask life to give you more lemons. tf life thinks you are huh? a scaredy cat. nuh uh

[echo niche]

Hm. So what do I do now?

[fleet scroll]

keep drinking the depressionade until you find the lemons

[echo niche]

https://tenor.com/view/taking-notes-write-that-down-gif-27686706

[echo niche]

Don’t like the taste tho? Can I skip that part pls?

[fleet scroll]

nope

[echo niche]

Not fair

[fleet scroll]

it just takes time

[echo niche]

I’m skipping. You ain’t telling me the limits

I got bullied by dahlia

So depressionade can’t hurt me anymore

[grim edge]

see? i am the remedy